Aired (March 8, 2025): Sa mundo ng pagkakaibigan ng mga lalaki, hanggang saan nga ba ang pagiging loyal sa tropa? Sef Cadayona at Jayson Gainza, nagbahagi ng kanilang opinyon kung kailan dapat unahin ang "bro code" at kung may limitasyon ba talaga ang kasabihang "bros before hoes." #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
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00:00Next, this one I don't agree.
00:02Bros before hoes.
00:04The term hoes comes first.
00:06We're not all hoes.
00:08Where are you, sir?
00:10It depends on the situation.
00:12All I can say is yeesh!
00:14Or heish!
00:16You're going to use that.
00:18No.
00:20You're going to patent that.
00:22You're going to use that on TikTok.
00:24Bros before hoes.
00:261 million percent.
00:28The ruling there is
00:30when your friend
00:32wants you, don't do it.
00:34For example, one of you is already an ex.
00:36Don't do it.
00:38Even if he wants you,
00:40don't do it.
00:42If you do it,
00:44it's like you're not friends anymore.
00:46It's like that.
00:48It's not okay anymore.
00:50It's not okay anymore.
00:52It's also hard.
00:54It's also hard because it's complex.
00:56You always have a gathering.
00:58Before, the girl is with
01:00your friend.
01:02Even if it's a girl,
01:04we're not going to do it.
01:06It's a mess.
01:08It's hard because you're already
01:10fond of your friend.
01:14So the friend will choose more
01:16than the girl.
01:18I feel like the ruling there
01:20is when
01:22the intention is real.
01:24If you want to go straight
01:26until you get older,
01:28it's okay.
01:30It's also complex.
01:32You have those kinds of considerations.
01:34I thought it's like
01:36****
01:38You're right.
01:40It's a waste.
01:42I might get hit by others.
01:44There's also a mental processing
01:46going on there.
01:48It's not just us.
01:50There are a lot of adults
01:52who think like that.
01:54I'm tall.
01:56My mic is high.
01:58That's why it's more comfortable.
02:02Okay.
02:04Bros before hosts.
02:06Next.
02:08Is the guy more grumpy than the girl?
02:10The guy is more grumpy.
02:12Sometimes,
02:14my wife and I
02:16lower the volume of the car.
02:18What happened to us?
02:22Sometimes, it's like that.
02:24You're telling the life of other people.
02:26Sometimes, there are new scandals
02:28that you already know.
02:30Who's that? It's *****.
02:32Why is he like that?
02:34Look at him.
02:36Push forward.
02:38Hot diggity damn.
02:42You're becoming like that.
02:44He's so big.
02:46Is the voice honest?
02:48Are you honest?
02:50It's a video of honesty.
02:52When it's two bottles,
02:54it's a bit loud.
02:56Actually, it depends on the drink.
02:58First of all,
03:00talk about it.
03:02But,
03:04when you're drinking,
03:06there's a strong feeling.
03:08That's why the term
03:10two bottles is popular.
03:12It's a standard.
03:14It's a code for us to talk.
03:16It's one of the bro code.
03:18We have a list.
03:20We can share it.
03:22Two bottles.
03:24If Tro or Dre
03:26texted you two bottles,
03:28whatever you're doing,
03:30put it aside.
03:32If you want to go home,
03:34put aside what you're doing.
03:36Prepare two cases.
03:38It's not just two bottles.
03:40Two bottles doesn't work.
03:42It starts with two bottles.
03:44What's his problem?
03:46What's his problem?
03:48Why is that?
03:50Who's fooling the girls?
03:52You're gossiping.
03:54We're not.
03:56We're just quiet.
03:58Really?
04:00But the cellphone is at the bottom.
04:02Who's that?
04:04Other girls are like that.
04:06What's her name?
04:08Married?
04:10And she has thick eyebrows.
04:12And her nose is man-made.
04:14She's not a fraud.
04:16She's not a fraud.
04:18She's not a fraud.
04:20She's not a fraud.
04:22She's man-made.
04:24So that's two bottles.
04:26Let's include it in the code.
04:28Do you think of anything else?
04:30My wife is here.
04:32Let's include it in the code.
04:34For example, speaker.
04:36You're driving.
04:38When you answer,
04:40Denden is here.
04:42It's like my family is with me.
04:44Baby, baby, your nose.
04:50Your nose is here.
04:52Yes, yes, yes.
04:54And the answer is quick.
04:56Nose!
04:58Hello, nose!
05:00Baby, your nose.
05:02It's so quick.
05:04One ring is complete.
05:06Nose!
05:08Is it fun?
05:10It's that quick.
05:12We're just traveling.
05:14What's that?
05:16What do you do when you're drunk?
05:18For example,
05:20we went to the expo.
05:22And my wife is there.
05:24How do you go around?
05:26For example, you're drunk.
05:28Your ex?
05:30Jobert?
05:32No, that's me.
05:34What is Jobert?
05:36What are you guys doing?
05:38That's my example.
05:40That's a different Jobert.
05:42It's like Jograd.
05:48I have this.
05:50I play golf.
05:52Wow, so shy.
05:54I'm just kidding.
05:56Sorry, Goma, is that you?
06:00The fencing.
06:02When we watch TV,
06:04they say,
06:06you look like that.
06:08We watched
06:10World of Marriage.
06:12World of the Married.
06:14World of the Men.
06:16The director texted me.
06:18There's a scene
06:20where his cellphone is in a golf bag.
06:22He told me,
06:24you probably have a cellphone in a golf bag.
06:26I was like,
06:28check it out.
06:30Girls are like that.
06:32It's true.
06:34There's a comment
06:36when John Lloyd Beal left,
06:38all the girls are mad at him.
06:40You should do the same to me.
06:42Hans, you should go to the movies.
06:44They say, you're being forced
06:46to go to the movies.
06:48After one more chance, you'll fight.
06:50I have a question.
06:52Why is it that
06:54the surrounding is happy?
06:56Good question.
06:58No, no, no.
07:00I'll be the representative
07:02to ask the question.
07:04It's okay.
07:06From the morning
07:08to the evening.
07:10It's okay.
07:12You're so gentle.
07:14I'm so happy.
07:16You're even sewing.
07:18You're even sewing.
07:20Your design is beautiful.
07:22Straight.
07:24You're sweating.
07:26You're even sewing.
07:32Suddenly, it's quiet.
07:34Suddenly, it's cold.
07:36Suddenly, you're expecting
07:38something like that.
07:40What's the reason?
07:42Suddenly, there's a switch.
07:44Suddenly, there's a switch?
07:46How?
07:48Usually, when a girl
07:50gets mad,
07:52most of the time,
07:54when a girl gets mad,
07:56whatever the reason is,
07:58why we get mad,
08:00it's not that.
08:02It's even deeper.
08:04It's even deeper.
08:06For example, we watched the movie
08:08Malungkot na Problema.
08:10The girl remembers something,
08:12but it's not what you think.
08:14You did something 3-4 years ago.
08:16It's a supercomputer.
08:18We don't delete anything.
08:20The memory bank is infinite.
08:22We remember everything.
08:24We can be NBIs.
08:26We can investigate.
08:28How can you delete that?
08:30You can delete it.
08:34I'm sorry.
08:36She'll ask you,
08:38did I do something wrong?
08:40You still remember that?
08:42So,
08:44when it softens,
08:46whatever it is,
08:48you're the most beautiful woman in the world.
08:50I'll love you forever.
08:52She said this.
08:54You also said that
08:56to a girl.
08:58You're a jerk if you did that.
09:00Sorry.
09:02I felt the love.
09:04You'll do something wrong
09:06and you'll get mad.
09:08What do you want?
09:10Yay, you're a girl.
09:12You're good. Yay.
09:14Confetti for you.
09:16This is okay.
09:18I'm the one who's mad now.
09:24But that's what we'll do.
09:26Don't fight.
09:28Don't defend.
09:30Hold hands.
09:32Give her her favorite food.
09:34Wear socks.
09:36I took off my panties.
09:38I did it.
09:40I put a ribbon on mine.
09:42Who else can do that?
09:44This is new.
09:46This is new.
09:48Sometimes, honestly,
09:50we also like that.
09:52When you're mad,
09:54we'll stop it.
09:56But when there's a ribbon,
09:58I might be able to give a chance.
10:02Wait. Noted.
10:06Sometimes, there's a mood.
10:08We're not saints.
10:10How can you be whole
10:12if your mothers are not?
10:14That's true.
10:16That's our similarity.
10:18There's more.
10:20We don't know
10:22the scene.
10:24There's a bigger problem.
10:26She has her own personality.
10:28She did a block of hollow blocks
10:30but she did 8.
10:32She did 8.
10:34It's hard to remove one by one.
10:36It's connected.
10:38For example, she kissed a friend
10:40and she was surprised.
10:42If I'm not there,
10:44she'll relate.
10:46That's how she is.
10:48If I'm not there,
10:50something happened to her before.
10:52She has a trauma.
10:54It's on her.
10:56It's not your responsibility
10:58to fix us
11:00or make it right.
11:02We just need to know that you're there and you love us.
11:04That's it.
11:06Go fix yourself.
11:08That's what we want.
11:10Just be with me,
11:12sit next to me, and listen.
11:14Let's do that.
11:16If that happens,
11:18we'll prepare a ribbon.
11:20Surprise!
11:24There's always a ribbon.
11:26That's your wife.
11:28If you have 30 ribbons in a month,
11:30you'll run out.
11:32This is just 5.
11:34Maybe my wife is doing it
11:36to make us fight.
11:38Oh, she's doing it.
11:40She's buying ribbons.
11:42Jason, we're running out of ribbons.
11:44Wait, wait.
11:46Just buy 3, honey.
11:48Just buy 3.
11:50She's an affiliate.