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00:00:00**Alarm clock**
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00:01:34New York City.
00:01:38Sometimes it feels like the center of the world.
00:01:42But never like home.
00:01:46My name is Berg Minton Marsh III.
00:01:52I'm on a path.
00:01:54The right schools.
00:01:56The right job.
00:01:57The right friends.
00:01:59The right clothes.
00:02:06The future was simple.
00:02:08All I had to do was keep moving forward.
00:02:14My parents died when I was very young.
00:02:20Before their deaths I had the perfect childhood.
00:02:24I was idyllic.
00:02:27But now it feels like a whole different life.
00:02:31A whole different me.
00:02:33And the further away I get from it, the more lost I feel.
00:02:41Lately I began to wonder.
00:02:43Did I choose this path?
00:02:45Or did the path choose me?
00:02:47You're certainly enthusiastic about your work.
00:02:51And I was glad to take you on.
00:02:53But let's be honest Berg.
00:02:55Man to man.
00:02:57This is a high pressure, high powered business.
00:02:59Everyone wants in.
00:03:01You need to be the best.
00:03:02The cream of the crop.
00:03:03And you are a hard worker.
00:03:04I know.
00:03:05I'll give you that.
00:03:07But we can't keep kidding ourselves.
00:03:10It's just not working out.
00:03:13And like that, I was cut loose.
00:03:16It was a sign.
00:03:18I felt free.
00:03:20Free to leave the concrete street.
00:03:22The constant movement.
00:03:26The grind.
00:03:27The noise.
00:03:29The pollution.
00:03:31The endless procession of nameless, faceless people.
00:03:36I felt free to go.
00:03:38Back to where I began.
00:03:40To the last place I felt whole.
00:03:44The only problem was convincing my girlfriend Zu to go with me.
00:03:47And their chrome polished espresso maker.
00:03:51What would you say if I asked you to go somewhere with me?
00:03:55Where?
00:03:59New Hampshire.
00:04:01I am not going to New Hampshire.
00:04:05It was settled.
00:04:07Zu and I were off.
00:04:09To my ancestral home in the foothills of New Hampshire.
00:04:12To forge our own path.
00:04:14To pick up where my parents left off.
00:04:16And reclaim the glories of the past.
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00:06:24Furg, how nice to hear your voice.
00:06:26How are things with you?
00:06:28I'm in New Hampshire.
00:06:30Oh, well that's wonderful. I'll look forward to seeing you.
00:07:00You changed this room.
00:07:07Not in 30 years.
00:07:11Well, something's different. Just not the way I remember it.
00:07:16And how is that, dear?
00:07:21Didn't the living room used to be in through there?
00:07:26Zoo, you might want to get this recipe.
00:07:34Really good pie.
00:07:45You're sure you don't want me to walk you over?
00:07:47No, I remember it. There's a path off the driveway.
00:07:51Through the stone wall.
00:07:53Okay, Zoo, grab the suitcases.
00:07:58Okay.
00:07:59And my cigarettes.
00:08:02And my cell phone.
00:08:05Alright, I'm going.
00:08:06Call me if you need anything.
00:08:11Thanks for dinner.
00:08:12You're welcome.
00:08:13See you tomorrow.
00:08:14Yeah, good night.
00:08:17Zoo?
00:08:21You're going to love this house.
00:08:25You know, I used to spend the weekends here when I was little.
00:08:30Yeah, this is...
00:08:32What the hell is this?
00:08:34I promise you, that is your father's house.
00:08:37This cannot be my father's house.
00:08:39Berg, I feel my nerves fraying and snapping like twigs.
00:08:42I promise you, that is your father's house.
00:08:48God damn!
00:09:00I must ask you why I am so cold, knowing that deep down, I don't really want to know.
00:09:05Well, there's no heat in this house.
00:09:07I know that. So let's call the heating guy.
00:09:11They wrap the pipes so they won't freeze, but there's no insulation, and there's really no heat to speak of.
00:09:24Despite his rather crappy taste in houses, my father, he's a great man, you know.
00:09:30You look ridiculous.
00:09:32You know, nothing's the way I remember it.
00:09:36One of your father's old hats is in the closet, I think.
00:09:40What hat?
00:09:41The hat he always wore.
00:09:45I remember that hat.
00:09:50You know, I am phenomenally good-looking.
00:09:52That's the same thing your father said when he first put it on.
00:10:06You know, I am phenomenally good-looking.
00:10:08That's the same thing your father said when he first put it on.
00:10:20What are you doing?
00:10:25What's the name of that tea that great-grandpa used to drink?
00:10:29What tea?
00:10:31It's really great smells.
00:10:33Smoky. Big red tin.
00:10:36Dad liked it, too.
00:10:37Xing Yi Tea.
00:10:40That's not it. That's disgusting.
00:10:42Great-grandpa brought back a jelly donut when he brought back the paper, and it was Sunday.
00:10:48Ling Fong.
00:10:52It was Sunday, and we all hung out, and they read the paper, and they smoked cigars,
00:11:00and that was the best jelly donut I ever had.
00:11:03It was Feng Shui.
00:11:07For God's sakes, don't do that.
00:11:09Sorry. Sorry.
00:11:18I don't smoke those.
00:11:21Yeah, these are the ones.
00:11:48Ah, small-town life.
00:11:58In good old Fitzwilliams, New Hampshire,
00:12:01life was going about its picture-perfect, Rockwellian way, much as it had for the last hundred years.
00:12:18But I didn't remember it being this slow.
00:12:32And I couldn't help thinking that down in New York, the world was moving on without me.
00:12:38And I couldn't help thinking that down in New York, the world was moving on without me.
00:12:50Apple pie from Kimball's.
00:12:53Thanks.
00:12:56Thanks.
00:13:08I like your homemade pumpkin pie better.
00:13:13What are you doing today?
00:13:16Nothing.
00:13:19You could go for a walk.
00:13:22I don't have any boots.
00:13:25Don't look so glum. You'll think of something fun to do.
00:13:30Your parents used to have loads of fun with dinner parties.
00:13:33They'd stay up all night and have a ball.
00:13:38It's too bad your cousins aren't around.
00:13:41Of course, my cousins.
00:13:44Layla, Alex, Dolly, Sean.
00:13:50Layla, your average, brilliant, inscrutable, post-feminist ice queen.
00:13:56Alex, known misogynist and man of leisure.
00:14:00No one knows what he actually does.
00:14:03Dolly, beautiful, eccentric, well-versed in the Eastern disciplines,
00:14:10knows every line of the Hagakure.
00:14:13Sean, not technically a cousin, but my best friend since birth.
00:14:19God love them. These were my cousins.
00:14:22It was only a matter of whether or not they could make it.
00:14:49So, Bill, this guy is the biggest hard-on in the world.
00:14:52You're trying to tell me what kind of scotch to drink.
00:14:55I wouldn't talk to this guy about anything,
00:14:57but I'm not going to talk about scotch with him.
00:15:00I mean, he's a guy who talks like this when he went to Harvard.
00:15:04I mean, he's like the most annoying person you've ever met.
00:15:07So he comes over to my table.
00:15:09I'm obviously not interested in speaking to him at all.
00:15:12Can you go 30 slower? Would that be possible?
00:15:16I called the pink room!
00:15:19Oh, Dolly.
00:15:21How long are you planning on staying?
00:15:23Oh, linear time is so confining.
00:15:30Hey, Mrs. Clement.
00:15:31Hi.
00:15:32How are you?
00:15:33Good to see you.
00:15:34Good to see you, too.
00:15:36How are you?
00:15:37Good to see you.
00:15:38How are you?
00:15:39Good to see you.
00:15:40How are you?
00:15:41Good to see you.
00:15:42Good to see you.
00:15:43Good to see you.
00:15:45Hey.
00:15:46Hey.
00:15:49What do you got there?
00:15:50Swatches.
00:15:54What do you got there?
00:15:55Honey, as much as I love you,
00:15:57I felt like our isolation from society had to come to an end.
00:16:00My parents, they lived in this social world.
00:16:03They used to have these fantastic dinner parties all the time.
00:16:06Did you invite your cousins?
00:16:09Maybe.
00:16:10Is Sean coming?
00:16:12Honey, he's the only one with a car.
00:16:14Right.
00:16:15You tell me we're going to New Hampshire to rediscover your roots.
00:16:19We're here approximately two days, and already...
00:16:21Honey, look, look, look.
00:16:22My parents had these dinner parties, all right?
00:16:24It's the one thing I remember about this place the most.
00:16:27Granted, my cousins are a little strange, and...
00:16:29Okay, Dolly's...
00:16:31Look, Sean...
00:16:32Sean finds you attractive.
00:16:34And honestly, honey, what man wouldn't?
00:16:37Fine.
00:16:39But you listen to me.
00:16:42If Fucko fondles my thigh once tonight,
00:16:45I'm going to rip off his balls and stick them in his ears.
00:16:58So, Dolly, how are you doing?
00:17:01I haven't seen you in a while.
00:17:05Huh.
00:17:08You and Sean still dating?
00:17:10Sometimes.
00:17:12Excuse me?
00:17:13I'm really only attracted to Chinese men.
00:17:16Huh.
00:17:17Sean doesn't look at all Chinese today.
00:17:20I know.
00:17:21I don't really know any Chinese men.
00:17:30How about you?
00:17:31I hear you're making a movie.
00:17:32How's that going?
00:17:33Phil?
00:17:35There's a cold steel pipe up your ass every day.
00:17:38Oh.
00:17:42Berg said you had a wonderful time at your mother's.
00:17:46Oral sex on the ship?
00:17:50Good move.
00:17:51Gotta keep a man interested.
00:17:54Berg?
00:17:55Can I see you in the kitchen for a moment?
00:17:57Yeah, just a minute, sweetie.
00:17:58Now!
00:18:02I'll be right back.
00:18:06Dolly is giving me the creeps.
00:18:08Dude.
00:18:09And what the hell is Ogi saying?
00:18:11His girlfriend has obviously gone insane.
00:18:13We cannot and will not discuss our sex life with the New Hampshire bourges out there.
00:18:17And if Sean ogles my breast one more time...
00:18:19I'm sure they can hear you out there.
00:18:28So, my little kumquat.
00:18:31That's our first dinner party.
00:18:34I think it was a huge success.
00:18:39Yeah.
00:18:56You know, you throw like a girl.
00:18:58Oh, really?
00:18:59Yeah.
00:19:07You know, isn't this great?
00:19:09Back in New Hampshire.
00:19:12First spring feeling in the air.
00:19:15Tossing the old pigskin around grandpa's lawn.
00:19:18You know, we could be our parents right now.
00:19:23It's my father's old ball, you know.
00:19:30Berg, what are we doing here?
00:19:33Just enjoying some good clean living.
00:19:36Smell that air?
00:19:39God, I swear the air is different up here.
00:19:41Did you get fired?
00:19:44No.
00:19:47Definitely.
00:19:49Why do you say that?
00:19:51Because I left New York and moved up here?
00:19:54What does it say that we have to graduate college,
00:19:56move into squalid little apartments,
00:19:58work 12 hour days at meaningless jobs?
00:20:01When did we get drafted into these lives
00:20:03of conformity and ambition?
00:20:05Worrying all the time about status and money.
00:20:08So, you did get fired?
00:20:11Yes.
00:20:12Yes, I did.
00:20:13But what I said is totally true.
00:20:15I was feeling that way the whole time
00:20:16and I just didn't have the balls to do anything about it.
00:20:19Why can't we live exactly the way our parents used to?
00:20:22Can't things be more like when we were children?
00:20:24The world doesn't change that much.
00:20:26I want those sit down Sunday brunches
00:20:28that Grandpa used to make.
00:20:29I want the picnics.
00:20:30I want the lazy afternoons.
00:20:31When the roof leaks, I want to fix it.
00:20:32When we need firewood, I want...
00:20:33That's great, Berg, really.
00:20:35I think it's fantastic.
00:20:36I love this whole Emersonian Walden Pond thing
00:20:38you've got going there.
00:20:40But what does it have to do with us?
00:20:45We're lab rats.
00:20:52Can't have a play without actors.
00:20:56Huh.
00:20:59Got it.
00:21:02Well, I've got nothing better to do.
00:21:05So, what is the next scene, Hair Director?
00:21:10Well, the forecast tonight calls for late spring flurries.
00:21:13And tomorrow is the last day of the season in Mount Snow.
00:21:17So, uh...
00:21:20You know, my father never missed the last day of the season.
00:21:23This was an activity that I knew
00:21:25would make our collective childhood come rushing back to us.
00:21:28Many in winter, our parents would bundle us up
00:21:31in layers upon layers and send us forth
00:21:33down the icy perils of New England ski hills.
00:21:36We would spend hours and hours
00:21:38bombing down the slopes like miniature speed demons,
00:21:41having a grand old time.
00:21:43Of course, our parents would spend the day in the lodge
00:21:46drinking hot toddies, having a grander time.
00:21:49We didn't get much skiing done.
00:21:51Drink and drink and drink to Eric the King.
00:21:54Drink!
00:21:55Drink!
00:21:56Grandma!
00:21:59What did you do?
00:22:01Why are you wearing a bandage?
00:22:03Are you drunk?
00:22:04Oh, I have been injured on the ski slopes.
00:22:15So, wait, our fathers, like, they hung out together.
00:22:18They drank together.
00:22:20They fought together.
00:22:23Wait, was this before or after Nam?
00:22:28How old is your father?
00:22:31Five.
00:22:33You miss him, don't you?
00:22:35No, I don't.
00:22:36Yes, you do.
00:22:38No, I don't.
00:22:39Yes, you do.
00:22:41No, I don't.
00:22:52Yes, you do.
00:23:14Hello?
00:23:16Oh, hello Alex, how are you?
00:23:22Oh, that's good to hear.
00:23:24Yes, they're all here.
00:23:28Yes, he is, just a second.
00:23:33Hi, big Alex.
00:23:36Good.
00:23:39This is tough.
00:23:41Are you going to come up?
00:23:45When?
00:23:48Yeah, he's here.
00:23:52Okay.
00:24:05Dad.
00:24:11I'm kind of busy right now.
00:24:14Okay.
00:24:16Look, I realize I should have taught you before I called him.
00:24:21I realize that now.
00:24:23But think of the opportunity I've given you.
00:24:25It'll be just like when you were a little kid.
00:24:27He can take you hunting and fishing, it'll be great.
00:24:33Berg, the last time we went hunting and fishing, I was a little kid.
00:24:38Well, now's your chance to do it all over again.
00:24:42I don't want to go hunting and fishing.
00:24:45Come on Alex, yes you do.
00:24:49Berg, you're doing it again.
00:24:51What?
00:24:53You're projecting.
00:25:11That's it.
00:25:17There's no karate.
00:25:18Come on, you move at the same time.
00:25:20You saw the Olympics, it's called synchronized swimming.
00:25:23There you go, now do it again.
00:25:25One more time.
00:25:28Now do it again.
00:25:29Hi big Alex.
00:25:32How are you doing?
00:25:33How are you?
00:25:34Hi, Berg.
00:25:35How are you doing?
00:25:36I know.
00:25:37Be careful.
00:25:38Be careful.
00:25:39Crazy.
00:25:53I'm concerned.
00:25:55I told Jerry to expect your call and you never called.
00:26:00How long do you think he's going to be willing to offer you this job if you show no interest?
00:26:06I'm sorry, Dad.
00:26:09I just didn't get around to it.
00:26:12It reflects poorly on me when I tell a friend you'll be calling
00:26:15and you do not even have the courtesy to pick up the telephone.
00:26:24I'm just really focused on the film project right now.
00:26:26What is this again?
00:26:28Dad, the project I've been working on for months now.
00:26:32The Matrix by way of Bertolucci, the script I've been writing.
00:26:35I know I've told you this...
00:26:36Oh, is this that novel that you were writing about a year ago?
00:26:39No.
00:26:40This is different.
00:26:41But I'm still working on the novel.
00:26:45Okay, look.
00:26:47This is all fine and good.
00:26:49But as I keep telling you, if you wait too long to get into the game,
00:26:52they might not let you play.
00:26:59Get me?
00:27:06Okay.
00:27:13So I'll tell Jerry you will call on Tuesday.
00:27:27Bye, Mom.
00:27:28Try to keep those Ruffians in line.
00:27:30Here, Uncle Alex, let me help you with your bag.
00:27:32Okay.
00:27:34How's your head, Berg?
00:27:35Oh, my head is fine.
00:27:37It was nothing.
00:27:38You leaving so soon?
00:27:40Yep, back to work.
00:27:52So, how are you really, Berg?
00:27:55I'm good.
00:27:57Yeah, it's great to be back up in New Hampshire.
00:27:59Granted, it's not exactly what I envisioned,
00:28:02but I think we're starting to breathe a little bit of the old life back into this place.
00:28:06Sounds good.
00:28:07Sounds like a hoot.
00:28:09So, when are you going back to New York?
00:28:13I'm not.
00:28:15Well, aren't you on the lookout for new jobs down there?
00:28:18No, I was always happiest up here.
00:28:20Berg, you haven't lived here in 15 years.
00:28:22Yeah, but I remember everything.
00:28:24So what are you going to do?
00:28:25Exactly what you and Mom and Dad did.
00:28:27What all of you did.
00:28:29Those were different times, Berg.
00:28:31You've changed.
00:28:32Look, you're young.
00:28:34The opportunities out there are endless.
00:28:36Go back to New York.
00:28:37Make some money.
00:28:38Make a little noise in this world.
00:28:47And remember, if a horse bucks you off,
00:28:50you've got to get right back on again.
00:28:52Got me?
00:28:53Absolutely, you bet.
00:28:55Oh, Uncle Alex,
00:28:57you remember the donuts that Grandpa used to bring back every Sunday?
00:29:00Sure.
00:29:01Do you know where he got them?
00:29:02Old Town Road.
00:29:31Hi.
00:29:33I'd like one of everything.
00:29:37For here?
00:29:39Brewster?
00:29:41Grab some boxes.
00:29:43We've got a live one here.
00:29:46No.
00:29:47No, I'm good.
00:29:49I'm good.
00:29:50I'm good.
00:29:51I'm good.
00:29:52I'm good.
00:29:53I'm good.
00:29:54I'm good.
00:29:55I'm good.
00:29:56I'm good.
00:29:57I'm good.
00:29:59No.
00:30:01No.
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00:30:07No.
00:30:09How do you know this was the best donut you ever tasted?
00:30:15No.
00:30:20No.
00:30:29No.
00:30:47This...
00:30:49This is very close.
00:30:59No.
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00:31:29Hey, how you doing?
00:31:30Good, how are you?
00:31:31Good.
00:31:32I'd like to order every type of Chinese tea that exists.
00:31:36That might take some doing.
00:31:40Yes, it would.
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00:32:39I want to make a toast to my grandmother.
00:32:42More importantly, I want to make a toast to me
00:32:45for cooking this amazing dinner all by myself
00:32:48and I want to make a toast to my mother and father
00:32:52for having me
00:32:55And I want to make a toast to our great-great-grandpa,
00:32:59who emigrated all the way from Italy,
00:33:02who crossed this great country in a covered wagon
00:33:05to Homestead to farm his land upon the sweeping
00:33:09plains of New Hampshire.
00:33:11And that's where the story falls apart.
00:33:14Dear, no one ever crossed the country in a covered wagon.
00:33:17Well, then who fought the Indians?
00:33:18No one.
00:33:20Well, someone fought them.
00:33:21Yes, but no one related to us.
00:33:25I remember hearing a story about great-great-grandpa
00:33:28fighting the Indians.
00:33:29No.
00:33:30At the Alamo.
00:33:30No, and we're not Italian.
00:33:33Well, this can't be.
00:33:34I know we're Italian.
00:33:36Your mother was 1 8th Italian.
00:33:39I'm more Italian than that.
00:33:40No.
00:33:41Yes.
00:33:43No, you are 1 16th Italian.
00:33:46I am all Italian.
00:33:49No.
00:33:52Well, then how come I know every line from Carmen?
00:33:54You don't know every line from Carmen.
00:33:56Yeah, I do know every line from Carmen.
00:33:59Oh, well, sing, Carmen.
00:34:02OK, I will.
00:34:05You da man.
00:34:20I used to know it.
00:34:23I can't believe Burke's not Italian.
00:34:33And it's the same, but it's not.
00:34:36There's always more.
00:34:37There's always more liquor, more food, more glamour.
00:34:45I mean, you people are very good listeners.
00:34:48I just remember more.
00:34:51Station wagons and these turtle necks.
00:35:00We'll try to do better.
00:35:03Thanks.
00:35:09Oh, sweet God.
00:35:10You're the best.
00:35:12You're the best.
00:35:15Oh, sweet God, you're.
00:35:19Oh, what about this guy?
00:35:28Oh, jackpot.
00:35:29Sweet, sweet buttermilk.
00:35:35Dude, what the fuck?
00:35:40I got half a bottle of cooking sherry and some vanilla extract.
00:35:45I have to find my section blindfolded.
00:35:51Tequila.
00:35:56Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
00:36:00Give me a little some of that.
00:36:04It's a long, long way.
00:36:08We'll get them down.
00:36:12Oh, the double bushing works at all nights.
00:36:17I'm still, still breathless.
00:36:21Feel it coming down.
00:36:27Press it down.
00:36:30You know what I'm talking about?
00:36:32Just got to bring it down.
00:36:35Time for a good night's sleep.
00:36:40I never thought I'd get this dirty.
00:36:44But it did.
00:36:46Every time I walk and look at you.
00:36:50You bring it on down.
00:36:54You bring it on down.
00:36:56Oh, that's dirty.
00:36:57That's so damn dirty.
00:36:59Oh, jump the story.
00:37:02Man, I was talking to this other guy the other day.
00:37:05What did he say?
00:37:07Got a little thing going on.
00:37:09You know what I mean?
00:37:12So crazy.
00:37:13Every time I try to leave it, I bring it on down.
00:37:21Every time I dream, I bring it on down.
00:37:29Two, four, moving around.
00:37:3266.
00:37:35Two, four.
00:37:39That comes to $1,792.33.
00:37:50Charge it.
00:37:5666.
00:38:05Grandma!
00:38:06Did you hear they're going to tear down the Sage House?
00:38:09I'm telling you, it's a travesty.
00:38:11You need to sign for us down at the store.
00:38:13They're having some problem with your credit card.
00:38:15I don't know.
00:38:16Hello, Reverend.
00:38:26You parked them too close together.
00:38:29You got to spread them out, you know?
00:38:31Then you can be seen.
00:38:32It's more glamorous that way.
00:38:35Then, sort of meld with the landscape.
00:38:39Dude, who the hell cares?
00:38:43The aesthetics of what I was trying to create may have been lost to my cousins, but they
00:38:48understood the drinking part.
00:38:54And so we drank.
00:38:57And drank.
00:39:00And drank.
00:39:03And drank.
00:39:05And drank.
00:39:19It felt good.
00:39:20It felt right.
00:39:22It felt totally consistent with what my parents used to do.
00:39:26My experiment was working.
00:39:28We were bridging the gap between generations.
00:39:32Or maybe we were just drunk.
00:39:39We've gone over this.
00:39:41You know, I still don't see why you have to go.
00:39:43I mean, having lunch with your mom is like a little slice of hell.
00:39:47I need my car.
00:39:49Why?
00:39:50Because I don't know how long we're going to be here.
00:39:52Only you know that, and I need my car.
00:39:54Just, I'll see you tomorrow night.
00:39:57I think you can handle your cousins by yourself for one day.
00:40:00How does this gun work?
00:40:07No.
00:40:09Back in my parents' day, pig roasting was standard practice.
00:40:15All we needed to do was find a pig.
00:40:24I am not eating pig for dinner.
00:40:27I don't care what Hemingway or your father did.
00:40:30Look, just because you're getting it from the Friendly Farm doesn't necessarily mean...
00:40:37The Friendly Farm is a petting zoo.
00:40:43Get me the phone book.
00:40:45Yes, hi.
00:40:47I know this may sound crazy, but I feel you should be checking the Friendly Farm periodically for poachers.
00:40:53Mm-hmm.
00:40:55Well, one poacher in particular.
00:40:57Yes, he's wearing a very big hat.
00:41:00Yes.
00:41:05The pig!
00:41:06She slipped out of my grasp this morning on the premise that she was going to have lunch with her mother.
00:41:10I've had lunch with her mother, and trust me, it's to be avoided at all costs.
00:41:14She just wanted to get her car, which, let's face it, gives her more freedom from me.
00:41:21The Friendly Farm?
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:27No one eat the pig!
00:41:30We're waiting on Morgan LeFay.
00:41:46Hey!
00:41:47Hey, hun!
00:41:49We were just taking a bet you wouldn't make it.
00:41:53You're looking a little cranky, hun.
00:41:56Gotcha.
00:41:59Hey, me.
00:42:00Love you.
00:42:01Here, I drop everything, and you can't even give me some directions.
00:42:04I'm dry.
00:42:05I'm walking down.
00:42:06He's weird now.
00:42:07You stupid hat!
00:42:08I followed your directions.
00:42:09Well, you can't have if you had so much trouble.
00:42:11You take 495 into Acton, you take a right, you keep going for 40 minutes, and you take a left to the Big Yellow Inn.
00:42:16There is no Big Yellow Inn.
00:42:17Through the intersection of Currier and Ives.
00:42:19There is no intersection of Currier and Ives.
00:42:21In Burlington.
00:42:23Burlington is in Vermont.
00:42:26Well, I gave you the directions as I remembered them.
00:42:28And you drove up with me two weeks ago.
00:42:30I was asleep.
00:42:36Hey, where's your car?
00:42:39In Burlington.
00:42:42Well, Burlington's in Vermont.
00:42:45I'm sorry, but I'm really fascinated.
00:42:48Tell me how they all ended up staying with you.
00:42:51Well...
00:42:53The others sort of followed Berg up here.
00:42:57They all seem to have plenty of free time.
00:43:02I mean, they stay busy.
00:43:03I'm just not sure exactly what it is they're busy doing.
00:43:07Exactly.
00:43:09You know, I used to have a dog like that when I was little.
00:43:11Berg?
00:43:12What are you doing?
00:43:14I'm freeing this dog.
00:43:15Berg, I think that's illegal.
00:43:17Look, any asshole that keeps his dog chained to a barn night and day doesn't deserve to have a dog.
00:43:22Hell, any asshole that keeps his dog chained up here doesn't deserve to have a dog.
00:43:27And how do you know the asshole's not at home?
00:43:30His car's not in the driveway.
00:43:31How do you know somebody else doesn't live here too?
00:43:33He's single.
00:43:34No girlfriend.
00:43:38And how do you know he's not going to be pulling in at any moment?
00:43:41Because he always stops at the Hancock Tavern after work.
00:43:44And how do you know all this?
00:43:47Because I checked him out.
00:43:49What do you guys think I do all day?
00:44:49Top of the morning, Sergeant Hennessey.
00:44:53What seems to be the problem?
00:44:54Well, it appears you were up with your friends up at Mr. DeBonis' house,
00:44:58and you guys were harassing the neighbors, and someone stole a dog.
00:45:02Oh, you think I stole him?
00:45:04Yes, I do.
00:45:05And what proof do you have that this is his dog?
00:45:08We're going to find out.
00:45:10I'm going to find out.
00:45:12I'm going to find out.
00:45:14I'm going to find out.
00:45:16I'm going to find out.
00:45:17I'm going to find out.
00:45:19I'm going to find out.
00:45:34There it is.
00:45:44125 Mountain Road, listed to Edward DeBonis.
00:45:48Damn.
00:45:50You can't go around stealing dogs, Berg.
00:45:52Look, I didn't steal him, Sergeant Hennessey.
00:45:54I rescued this dog.
00:45:55Look, you can't tell me this dog isn't a hell of a lot happier with me.
00:45:58Besides, what are you going to write me a ticket for, dog stealing?
00:46:01No, I'm going to write you a ticket for speeding.
00:46:06My father wrote your father 144 speeding tickets between 1971 and 1974.
00:46:12Geez, I didn't know that.
00:46:18Thanks.
00:46:20And Berg, return the dog by sundown.
00:46:24Hey, have a good day.
00:46:29So I returned the dog.
00:46:31And even got Mr. DeBonis to promise not to chain the poor guy up so much.
00:46:35But I kept thinking about my father getting a lot of speeding tickets.
00:46:39I guess I was becoming more and more like my old man.
00:46:41Berg, do you have to wander around looking like that?
00:46:44What are you talking about?
00:46:45I look fantastic.
00:46:46Got it out of Dad's trunk.
00:46:53My father was a man of action.
00:46:55He fought in wars.
00:46:56He flew planes.
00:46:58He rode horses.
00:46:59He had passions.
00:47:01Principles.
00:47:02He wouldn't have let a dog stay chained up either.
00:47:04He was a writer of wrongs.
00:47:06And I realized that that's what I had to become.
00:47:10Woo!
00:47:19I don't have a problem with a theory.
00:47:24It's the working plan that concerns me.
00:47:26What's wrong with the plan?
00:47:33One, break into house.
00:47:35Two, steal back great-great-grandpa's portrait.
00:47:37Three, get away.
00:47:40It's completely sound.
00:47:46Why do we want to steal great-great-grandpa's portrait?
00:47:50We don't, and it's not your great-great-grandpa.
00:47:52We do, and Uncle Franklin would steal it back himself if he wasn't so old and cranky.
00:47:56I'm feeling old and cranky.
00:47:58Who cares about a stupid old painting?
00:48:00Look, the Fitzwilliam Historical Society robbed my family of one of its treasured heirlooms
00:48:05when they got poor old Uncle Franklin drunk
00:48:07and suckered him into signing away a fine old family portrait.
00:48:11It's a question of family honor.
00:48:15Do you have any sense of family honor?
00:48:19I'm starting to understand why people drink so much around here.
00:48:23I'm turning into a lush.
00:48:37Hurry up.
00:48:39You're pushing.
00:48:41Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:45Guys, come on, let's go.
00:48:53Uncle Franklin!
00:48:55Uncle Franklin!
00:48:57Uncle Franklin!
00:48:59Uncle Franklin!
00:49:01Uncle Franklin!
00:49:03Uncle Franklin!
00:49:06Uncle Franklin had to pay a lot of money to bail you out.
00:49:09The whole town thinks you're insane.
00:49:12They wanted to hold you for observation.
00:49:14I will thank Uncle Franklin when I see him.
00:49:17And it was well meant on our part.
00:49:19We're going to have to return this to the Historical Society.
00:49:24Who the hell is that?
00:49:27Berg!
00:49:29We all want to know what were you thinking?
00:49:32I did not succeed.
00:49:35But far greater.
00:49:37I failed spectacularly.
00:49:57Can I help you, Berg?
00:50:00No, I'm just waiting for my grandmother.
00:50:06And the annoying little lady at the library won't let me check out any books.
00:50:13It's because you're a jailbird, Berg.
00:50:20A writer of wrongs, father.
00:50:22A writer of wrongs.
00:50:27Write this wrong.
00:50:29It's reverend, not father.
00:50:34I mean, they can't stay here forever, can they?
00:50:38Mrs. McNaught.
00:50:40It is so good to see you.
00:50:42Hello, Berg.
00:50:44My, you've grown up.
00:50:47Morning.
00:50:50More importantly, he's out of a slammer.
00:50:52Really, Berg, it's just embarrassing.
00:50:55Well, I thought it was a huge injustice that had to be righted.
00:51:00And who could have known those carpenters would blab?
00:51:03And frankly, it would have been a little more sporting to have announced themselves.
00:51:06So I'm going down to the town meeting to protest tearing down the Sage House.
00:51:09Hope to see you there.
00:51:14Look, I know there's been a lot of debate on this issue.
00:51:17But the consensus I see in the town meeting
00:51:20is everyone feels that the Sage House should be torn down
00:51:23to make more room for parking for the library.
00:51:26We all know that the library's been complaining about parking for years.
00:51:30Now, the buildings and grounds people are ready to go on this thing.
00:51:33And my feeling is that there's a consensus here
00:51:36and they can have the bulldozers here ready to go on Monday.
00:51:40Now, we have a little time left here at the meeting.
00:51:43If anybody wants to speak on the subject, they're welcome to come up and talk on it.
00:51:46Young man, come on up.
00:51:48You're next.
00:51:51Please leave your name and where you're from for the record, please.
00:51:56Hi, I'm Berg.
00:51:59I just recently moved up here.
00:52:02I'm Isabel Komen's grandson.
00:52:05First of all, I want to thank all of you for forgetting that certain unpleasantness
00:52:08concerning my incarceration.
00:52:11Who would have known the carpenters would blab?
00:52:14But I want to assure all of you that that kind of behavior rests firmly in my past.
00:52:17I plan on working within the system from now on.
00:52:21Now,
00:52:24I want to talk to you a little bit about the Sage House.
00:52:31Look,
00:52:34I think you're making a huge mistake by tearing down the Sage House.
00:52:38First of all, and no offense,
00:52:41but the last thing the library needs is more parking.
00:52:44I mean, it's the size of my shoe.
00:52:47I was looking at Pig Outdoors and they had nothing.
00:52:50Nothing.
00:52:53The Sage House has so much history.
00:52:56And we all have these memories of
00:52:59learning to sled down Sage Hill behind the house.
00:53:02Or sneaking in through the basement to play hide and seek.
00:53:09And now you're going to tear down another great landmark?
00:53:13Well, my father wouldn't stand for it.
00:53:15My grandfather wouldn't stand for it.
00:53:18And I'm not going to stand for it.
00:53:22People say that change is a good thing.
00:53:25A necessary thing.
00:53:28I say change is the last thing Fitzwilliam needs.
00:53:31It's one of the loveliest places on earth.
00:53:35Why change that?
00:53:41Live free or die.
00:53:55Say it.
00:53:59I'm Chow Yung Fat and I have a big gun.
00:54:02In Chinese.
00:54:06心跳鸣开啰
00:54:15Aren't Alex and Layla cousins?
00:54:18Yes, they are.
00:54:21They've literally grown up together.
00:54:24They used to play together all the time when they were little.
00:54:27I remember once when...
00:54:30Oh, for God's sakes!
00:54:32Kids.
00:55:03心跳鸣开啰
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00:55:33Hey.
00:55:37Everything is just the way you like it.
00:55:41The ground.
00:55:45You even have me enjoying this.
00:56:03心跳鸣开啰
00:56:06心跳鸣开啰
00:56:09心跳鸣开啰
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00:56:45I have something important to tell you guys.
00:56:48There comes a time in every man's life
00:56:53as Shakespeare said in Richard...
00:56:58Listen to me, I'm serious.
00:57:03I just recently found out that
00:57:08I have a son.
00:57:11What?
00:57:13I know, it's a shock. It's just as much of a shock to me.
00:57:16I mean, I only slept with this girl once.
00:57:19But let's face it, I have very strong sperm.
00:57:25No way, Burke's got a little bastard.
00:57:29Dolly, you remember that necklace my father used to wear?
00:57:32I've seen it in photographs.
00:57:34But do you remember it?
00:57:36I think so.
00:57:38So I remember my father telling me that he got this necklace in Portugal.
00:57:41Did Burke's father go to Portugal?
00:57:44Yes, he did, and I remember the necklace.
00:57:47But Burke, you cannot look in a magazine and decide that he's your son.
00:57:51Dad told me that he got this necklace specially made for him in Portugal
00:57:55and there's not another one like it in the whole world.
00:57:58My first semester in college, I slept with this girl.
00:58:00I fell in love with her. She thought the necklace was cool, so I gave it to her.
00:58:03Then I realized I'd been insane, and I tried to get in touch with her to get the necklace back.
00:58:07But all of a sudden, she'd left school.
00:58:10Look, I don't think I can offer any more definitive proof than that.
00:58:13So you think because you slept with a girl once, six years ago,
00:58:18that she got pregnant and that's him?
00:58:21Finally, you're listening.
00:58:24Burke, what are you doing?
00:58:27I mean, we've had a pretty good thing going up here.
00:58:30It's been a lot of fun, but this I just don't get.
00:58:34What's the angle?
00:58:37There isn't any angle, Alex.
00:58:40This is my son.
00:58:43Wait a second. That whole thing with the magazine, the necklace, you were serious?
00:58:47Yeah.
00:58:52So, how do you know for sure?
00:58:56How do you know for sure?
00:58:59Sometimes you just know.
00:59:04Well, if that's true, you've got to stop all this.
00:59:08If you go around telling people, you're liable to wind up with a kid on your hands.
00:59:11Yeah, so what's wrong with that?
00:59:14You're 25 years old.
00:59:17You know, my father was 25 years old when he had me.
00:59:20But you don't have to do this. You could just walk away and no one would be the wiser.
00:59:23No, Alex, that's what's wrong with the world today.
00:59:26Everyone's thinking me, me, me, and no one's willing to take responsibility for their actions.
00:59:32I know that I have a son out there.
00:59:35And that he's in an orphanage and he's all alone.
00:59:38And I'm not going to turn a blind eye and pretend he doesn't exist.
00:59:41And Alex, I know you wouldn't either.
00:59:47Yeah, I would.
00:59:51Well, I won't.
00:59:56I'm going to do something about it.
01:00:02All right, then.
01:00:06Good luck, bro.
01:00:26Berg! Berg!
01:00:32What a fucking dick!
01:00:37He said he was going over to Uncle Franklin's today.
01:00:45I'm really worried about Berg.
01:00:48I know.
01:00:51I know.
01:00:53I'm really worried about Berg.
01:00:56Did you meet this girl he slept with?
01:00:59Is that really the point here?
01:01:03You guys talking about Berg?
01:01:06He's gone insane.
01:01:09I mean, he's completely stressed out.
01:01:12I mean, he's out there rescuing dogs.
01:01:15He's out there searching for those donuts.
01:01:18Always talking about that tea, looking for that tea.
01:01:21This guy's got a lot on his plate.
01:01:24I'll let you know when he's cigarettes.
01:01:27There's no way you can eat 30 shrimp.
01:01:30I can eat 30 shrimp.
01:01:48Have you met this girl he slept with?
01:01:51I don't know.
01:01:56Whoa, whoa there.
01:01:59Move your car.
01:02:02Oh, man, we just need to have a talk with you.
01:02:05I'm late for an appointment. Alex, move the car.
01:02:08Hey, man, calm down.
01:02:11You know, as far as relatives go, you guys stink.
01:02:14How about this?
01:02:17You stink.
01:02:19You stink.
01:02:50Do you see the necklace?
01:02:53Do you see it?
01:02:56And I think it's pretty obvious he has my chin.
01:02:59Berg, you're an idiot.
01:03:02Uncle Franklin, I'm telling you, that's my son.
01:03:05That's a model.
01:03:08He's getting paid thousands of dollars.
01:03:11His parents take him home to Greenwich, Connecticut, every night.
01:03:14And they don't even know where he lives.
01:03:17I don't know.
01:03:20And they feed him ice cream until he's sick.
01:03:23No, he's not. Would you back up?
01:03:26Look, he looks desperately unhappy.
01:03:29This is my son, and he's being beaten.
01:03:32And he's living on gruel.
01:03:35And I expect you to do something about it, damn it.
01:03:38And I'm going to sit right here until you do.
01:03:41Berg, there isn't anything I wouldn't do to get you the hell out of my office.
01:03:46Call me in a couple of days.
01:03:48And for God's sake, stop reading Dickens.
01:04:03Sorry about this.
01:04:06No problem, Mr. Marsh.
01:04:09That horse is too lazy to run.
01:04:12Uncle Franklin had stopped by to warn me that my recent antics
01:04:15were not making it any easier for him to help me get my son.
01:04:18So we made a deal.
01:04:21If I agreed to talk to somebody, get some help and clean up my act,
01:04:25Franklin would do his best to find my son.
01:04:28I was all for it.
01:04:31I thought, who better to talk to than a man of God?
01:04:38I can't remember things.
01:04:41What sort of things can't you remember?
01:04:45Important things.
01:04:48Who's to say what's important?
01:04:58Who is to say what's important?
01:05:01That's exactly my point.
01:05:04Who is to say what's important?
01:05:14Is this what your sermons are like?
01:05:17You're very cryptic.
01:05:22You know, that guy had absolutely no idea what he was talking about.
01:05:25I'm going to have to write a letter to the Pope.
01:05:28Reverend Stone is Episcopalian.
01:05:31Well, there you go.
01:05:34You know, you stop throwing incense and practicing rituals,
01:05:37and all of a sudden people become lost and unfocused.
01:05:40I'm going to make some notes for his next sermon.
01:05:47It was surprisingly easy.
01:05:54They actually put me on to the photographer.
01:06:01She noticed him because he was so miserable.
01:06:08She'd never seen an orphan who was happy.
01:06:13She'd never seen an orphan who was happy.
01:06:15Is it ethical to leave this child in an orphanage,
01:06:20especially when he's being beaten and eating gruel?
01:06:25That boy needs to go into politics.
01:06:29You're really taking the fun out of this.
01:06:33Out of what?
01:06:36All you do is eat and drink and dress attractively.
01:06:40Not even that attractively.
01:06:43I remember Berg at his parents' funeral.
01:06:46He wore the tiniest blue blazer I'd ever seen.
01:06:51And he looked so completely confused.
01:06:54You should get after that. Make us do better.
01:06:57I don't think that'll care. It's just poor sweatsuits.
01:07:00Watch Jerry Springer.
01:07:03Eat lean cuisines. Quit smoking.
01:07:06Marry social climbing assholes. Keep it up with the Joneses.
01:07:10God, I don't even want to think about it.
01:07:13You know, I came up here in the first place.
01:07:16Well, we could always request a paternity test.
01:07:19From a picture in a magazine?
01:07:22No, but you could come up with something. You're a lawyer.
01:07:27I look like an idiot in this hat.
01:07:43Where's your hat?
01:07:46I don't like it.
01:07:49It makes me look like an idiot.
01:07:52I kind of miss it.
01:07:56So, what are you eating?
01:07:59Is that a lean cuisine?
01:08:02No.
01:08:05French fries?
01:08:08No.
01:08:11No?
01:08:14Franklin called. Your paternity test is tomorrow.
01:08:17Can't believe I'm saying that.
01:08:20I'm not going.
01:08:23What do you mean you're not going? It's all set up.
01:08:26Berg, you can't put a thing like that in motion and then just...
01:08:31And I want a great grandchild.
01:08:34And looking at your cousins, I've about given up hope that I'll ever get one from them.
01:08:37He's very lonely.
01:08:40He probably squashes poor defenseless bugs.
01:08:43Besides, I can't just go around saving everyone and everything all the time.
01:08:48Especially when everyone's so disappointing.
01:08:51I need to go to the city.
01:08:54Get a job.
01:08:57I need to make some money.
01:09:00Make a little noise in this world.
01:09:03Your great-great-great-great-grandfather was a lawyer.
01:09:06His great-great-grandfather was English.
01:09:09He was wealthy and respected and he had everything.
01:09:12And like a good Englishman, he went off to fight in Ireland.
01:09:16And being a romantic fool, he was in the country about two minutes when he fell in love with everything.
01:09:21The landscape, the people, everything.
01:09:24He ended up joining a small band of Irishmen fighting a losing battle.
01:09:29And every morning he woke up knowing they were going to lose, that it was just a matter of time.
01:09:34And he wrote a letter back to his wife saying that the sunset had never looked so beautiful.
01:09:41The food had never tasted better, the wine had never tasted sweeter.
01:09:46He couldn't just leave because they were going to fail.
01:09:51And everything was so beautiful.
01:09:54Have you recently viewed Braveheart?
01:09:57No, I have not.
01:09:59So you have your facts straight on this?
01:10:01Yes, I have.
01:10:03You caught him and hung him by the neck.
01:10:06Did he say anything to the crowd before they hung him?
01:10:09He said, I did not succeed, but far greater, I failed spectacularly.
01:10:16I remember that.
01:10:18You weren't there.
01:10:20I still remember it.
01:10:27What's this?
01:10:30Berg's tea.
01:11:03I'm sorry.
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01:12:18I would have to say this is the best tea I've ever tasted.
01:12:26You know something, Dolly?
01:12:28You are an odd little duck.
01:12:30Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
01:12:37Superman never made any money
01:12:41Saving the world from Solomon Grundy
01:12:45The moment of truth I
01:12:48Didn't know if they're gonna take blood or urine or
01:12:53Semen
01:12:55But I didn't know one thing now
01:12:59It's just a matter of time
01:13:11Sean what am I gonna do if I get my son? I mean is he gonna be like a
01:13:16soccer player or a football player
01:13:18musician or an artist
01:13:20He's gonna like
01:13:22Reading or movies or math? I mean, what do I do with him every night?
01:13:29I'll babysit, but I'm not changing any diapers
01:13:34He's six years old I'm still not changing
01:13:58Hold on one second
01:14:21What
01:14:25What
01:14:28He's coming he's coming early
01:14:41Forget about
01:14:58I
01:15:28Oh, shit!
01:15:30I told you!
01:15:32I got a gun.
01:15:33Well, if you step out of the College Angels episode,
01:15:35you sit the hell down!
01:15:38Just take the damn shortcut.
01:15:40All right, I'm gonna take it.
01:15:46Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
01:15:49SIREN BLARES
01:16:0510-5. I just screwed with Berg again.
01:16:19MUSIC PLAYS
01:16:33Woo!
01:16:35MUSIC CONTINUES
01:16:56Alex, it's the boys!
01:16:58OK.
01:16:59Move it, move it!
01:17:02Fuck these, man!
01:17:04Let's go!
01:17:06See you later!
01:17:08Um, are you waiting for something?
01:17:11Yeah.
01:17:13Is that it coming?
01:17:15I don't know.
01:17:21Contrary to popular belief,
01:17:23I don't always know what I'm doing.
01:17:26I drag Zoo up to New Hampshire,
01:17:28barged in on my grandmother's quiet life,
01:17:31and spent the next few weeks trying to recreate
01:17:33something that probably never existed.
01:17:39I got a little lost.
01:17:41A little out there.
01:17:43Trying to do things the way I thought my father did them.
01:17:47In the end,
01:17:49it all comes down to my father.
01:17:52I was searching for donuts or tea.
01:17:55I was searching for him.
01:18:00It doesn't matter if he fought in Vietnam,
01:18:03if he was even Italian.
01:18:05What matters is that he was a good father
01:18:08and that he loved me.
01:18:10Which brings me to Ethan.
01:18:14Ethan gave me a choice,
01:18:16one I couldn't ignore.
01:18:19And for the first time,
01:18:21I knew that what I was doing
01:18:25was right.
01:18:43I'm your dad.
01:18:51Ethan.
01:18:52Yeah, Dad?
01:18:54When I was your age,
01:18:55my father used to take me hunting right over there.
01:18:59Oh.
01:19:02The Gypsy Kings.
01:19:04This is part of your heritage.
01:19:06Your mother was,
01:19:08I believe,
01:19:11half Spanish.
01:19:53City skylines
01:19:58Remind me where I've been
01:20:00And my faces wear thin
01:20:02Over and over again
01:20:08I'm thinking old times
01:20:10Are the only way I want to live
01:20:14This time,
01:20:16This time ends on the rails
01:20:43I'm thinking old times
01:20:46Are the only way I want to live
01:20:49This time,
01:20:51This time ends on the rails
01:20:54I'm thinking old times
01:20:57Are the only way I want to live
01:21:00This time,
01:21:02This time ends on the rails
01:21:05I'm thinking old times
01:21:08Are the only way I want to live
01:21:11This time,
01:21:13This time ends on the rails
01:21:16I'm thinking old times
01:21:19Are the only way I want to live
01:21:22This time,
01:21:24This time ends on the rails
01:21:27I'm thinking old times
01:21:30Are the only way I want to live
01:21:33This time,
01:21:35This time ends on the rails
01:21:38I'm thinking old times
01:21:40Are the only way I want to live
01:21:43This time,
01:21:45This time ends on the rails
01:21:48I'm thinking old times
01:21:51Are the only way I want to live
01:21:54This time,
01:21:56This time ends on the rails
01:21:59I'm thinking old times
01:22:02Are the only way I want to live
01:22:05This time,
01:22:07This time ends on the rails
01:22:10I'm thinking old times
01:22:13Are the only way I want to live
01:22:16This time,
01:22:18This time ends on the rails
01:22:21I'm thinking old times
01:22:24Are the only way I want to live
01:22:27This time,
01:22:29This time ends on the rails
01:22:32I'm thinking old times
01:22:35Are the only way I want to live
01:22:38This time,
01:22:40This time ends on the rails
01:22:43I'm thinking old times
01:22:46Are the only way I want to live
01:22:49This time,
01:22:51This time ends on the rails
01:22:54I'm thinking old times
01:22:57Are the only way I want to live
01:23:00This time,
01:23:02This time ends on the rails
01:23:05I'm thinking old times
01:23:08Are the only way I want to live
01:23:11This time,
01:23:13This time ends on the rails
01:23:16I'm thinking old times
01:23:19Are the only way I want to live
01:23:22This time,
01:23:24This time ends on the rails
01:23:27I'm thinking old times
01:23:30Are the only way I want to live
01:23:33This time,
01:23:35This time ends on the rails
01:23:38I'm thinking old times
01:23:41Are the only way I want to live
01:23:44This time,
01:23:46This time ends on the rails
01:23:49I'm thinking old times
01:23:52Are the only way I want to live
01:23:55This time,
01:23:57This time ends on the rails
01:24:00I'm thinking old times
01:24:03Are the only way I want to live
01:24:06This time,
01:24:08This time ends on the rails
01:24:11I'm thinking old times
01:24:14Are the only way I want to live
01:24:17This time,
01:24:19This time ends on the rails
01:24:22I'm thinking old times