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00:00【Applause】
00:07The first Manzai-style competition,
00:09Mouse Computer Presents YTV Manzai Newcomer Show,
00:13will finally begin.
00:15Yes, I'm feeling a little nervous.
00:17We're ready.
00:17We're ready.
00:18Let's go.
00:19The top batter is this duo.
00:22【Music】
00:34In last year's finals,
00:36Glow advanced to the final round.
00:39However...
00:42【Laughter】
00:44At the same time, they lost by one point to Kuromaebe-kyo.
00:47A regrettable semi-final.
00:49This year, all the 3rd and 4th rounds that they had hoped for will be lost.
00:54With the return of the losers, they advanced to the final round.
00:59The stage of the final battle that they struggled to reach.
01:04I feel like I'm more fired up than last year.
01:07I'm scared.
01:08The other members...
01:11We've lost once, haven't we?
01:14It's a chance to turn things around.
01:16I feel desperate.
01:17【Laughter】
01:18I feel like I'm going to lose everything.
01:23The two who kept losing are aiming for...
01:25The return of the losers.
01:30I'll make sure to pay you back for last year.
01:33It started with Glow.
01:35It will end with Glow.
01:43The strongest loser.
01:45The strongest loser.
01:48Manzai Rivals.
01:50Glow.
02:01Hello, I'm Glow.
02:07I was thinking of giving my mom a necklace as a present.
02:11That's a good idea.
02:12But I'm not sure.
02:14I don't have a mom until March.
02:16The birthstone of March is Aquamarine.
02:19But my mom likes Pearl.
02:21Pearl is the birthstone of June.
02:23So the birthstone of March is the necklace of Aquamarine.
02:26Or the birthstone of June is the necklace of Pearl.
02:29Which one do you think is better?
02:31I'm sorry, I didn't hear you at all.
02:33I'm sorry.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:35Listen to me.
02:37I was thinking about the solar flare.
02:39You don't have to think about it now.
02:40It's amazing from a distance.
02:42In the end, I think the birthstone of Aquamarine or Pearl is better.
02:46Birthstone, I see.
02:48First of all, when a person is born,
02:50Don't decide on a person's birthstone.
02:52What are you talking about?
02:54What do you mean? I don't understand.
02:56That's been decided for a long time.
02:58No, that's one of the business strategies for the birthstone to sell well.
03:02No, it's not like that.
03:04Then what month are you born?
03:06Me? I was born in August.
03:08August is Peridot.
03:11Oh, I'm Peridot.
03:13I'm sorry, it's just Stohara.
03:15I'm sorry.
03:17What?
03:18Stone harassment, Stohara, please stop.
03:20What is Stohara?
03:21Don't decide on a person's birthstone on your own.
03:23No, where is the harassment now?
03:25Then what's your constellation?
03:27Huh?
03:28What's your constellation? Tell me your constellation.
03:30I'm Aquamarine.
03:31Then you're Shimahokke.
03:34You're Aquamarine, so you're Shimahokke.
03:38What do you think? It's frustrating, isn't it?
03:41What?
03:42You decided on a grilled fish on your own constellation.
03:45What are you talking about?
03:47It's frustrating, isn't it?
03:48It's not frustrating at all.
03:50Aquamarine, Shimahokke, August, Peridot, Wednesday, Campanella.
03:53It doesn't matter.
03:55Wednesday, Campanella, it doesn't matter.
03:58What's your favorite day of the week? Wednesday.
04:00Then it's Campanella.
04:01That's not how you decide.
04:03You decide that yourself.
04:05I don't like the birthstone present.
04:07I don't like the way you talk.
04:09Do something more interesting.
04:10Like making a necklace out of a stone from Nyoro Stone.
04:13You can't make a stone out of Nyoro Stone.
04:15You take it out and make a necklace out of that stone.
04:18What kind of relationship is that?
04:20It's interesting.
04:21Why are you saying that as if it's a good idea?
04:23It's a good idea.
04:24It's a stone that came out of your own body.
04:26It's the best birthstone for you.
04:28You know that, right?
04:29Where are you?
04:30This...
04:31This is amazing.
04:32Where is the birthstone?
04:34It's the best birthstone for you.
04:36What?
04:37It's a stone that came out of your own body.
04:40It's a stone that came out of your son's body.
04:43It's a grandson.
04:44What are you talking about?
04:46This is a grandson.
04:48It's a stone.
04:49It's a grandson.
04:50What?
04:51It's the first grandson.
04:52The first grandson?
04:53It's the first stone.
04:55You're really noisy.
04:58It's amazing.
04:59I don't need that now.
05:00If you fry this stone in oil, it will be crispy.
05:03What is that?
05:05It will be crispy.
05:06It's not that crispy.
05:07It will be crispy if you fry it twice.
05:09It's perfect.
05:10First of all, I don't want you to get sick.
05:12It's impossible at that point.
05:14I don't want you to get sick.
05:16I have no choice but to get sick.
05:18You're amazing.
05:19I'm sick.
05:20I'm sick.
05:21I'm sick.
05:22From tomorrow, you will have an overdose of animal protein.
05:24You will not drink water as much as possible.
05:26You will be dehydrated.
05:27These two things.
05:28This is the first one.
05:29The diet menu is 2 kg of beef hormone and 4 kg of sausage.
05:32I eat this every day.
05:33Don't drink water.
05:34You will die.
05:35You can do it.
05:36You can do it.
05:37You have an overdose of animal protein.
05:38It hurts a lot, doesn't it?
05:39It hurts a lot.
05:40It hurts a lot.
05:41Why do I have to feel pain with my mother's gift?
05:43It's strange.
05:44My mother gave birth to you because she had a stomachache.
05:48She gave birth to you with 3,000 grams.
05:51It's delicious to endure 2 to 3 grams of stone.
05:56I gave birth to a watermelon from my nose.
05:58It hurts a lot.
05:59I gave birth to a cranberry from my nose.
06:04What does that mean?
06:06It's a simple story.
06:08It hurts a lot, doesn't it?
06:09I gave birth to a cranberry from my nose.
06:11It hurts the same.
06:12Anyway, for your mother's sake, endure the pain of my mother's stone.
06:15Do you understand?
06:16Stone language is patience.
06:17I don't think so.
06:19Thank you very much.
06:20Thank you very much.
06:25Judges, please enter the score.
06:29Thank you for your hard work.
06:30Thank you for your hard work.
06:35I don't think it's the fifth year.
06:38I can't think of it.
06:39How do you feel now?
06:40It's too early.
06:42I've been doing a lot of things.
06:44You were eating potato salad earlier.
06:47I put cucumbers in my teeth.
06:50It's easy to get in.
06:52You won first place last year.
06:55Did anything change this year?
06:58I didn't win first place, so I didn't feel anything.
07:01It's normal.
07:02If I had won first place, it would have changed.
07:03You didn't feel anything, did you?
07:05I was just frustrated.
07:07I was frustrated.
07:08In the opening video, you started with a growl and ended with a growl.
07:14You did it at the end.
07:16What did you mean by that?
07:17I don't know.
07:18I've been into OZMO lately.
07:26That's too much of a message.
07:29I'm begging you.
07:31It's because the growl disappeared.
07:36Let's hear from the cheering team.
07:38How was it?
07:39How was it, mom?
07:41It was fun.
07:43It was fun.
07:44I think it's Ryota's fault that the growl disappeared.
07:48That's what you think.
07:50He doesn't drink water.
07:51Compared to Takamatsu.
07:53I see.
07:54My mom was looking at me with a gloomy look on her face.
07:58It was fun.
08:00That's right.
08:01I'm glad.
08:02You were doing your best.
08:03That's right.
08:04That's all from us.
08:07Let's move on.
08:11Growl's score is...
08:2993 points, 90 points, 85 points, 91 points, 91 points.
08:35A total of 450 points.
08:38Of course, he's in first place right now.
08:47How was it, Ringo?
08:49I think I got the hang of it.
08:56I saw it last year.
08:59I saw it on other stages.
09:01I really liked the way Takamatsu was so good at making jokes.
09:09I don't think Takamatsu is alive in this story.
09:14But I think he's good at manzai.
09:18I see.
09:19That's what I think.
09:21It's a high score, 93 points.
09:23How about you, Iwao?
09:25Takamatsu doesn't seem to care about the birthstone.
09:31I didn't think he was so particular about it.
09:35But I liked the fact that the stone of Nyoro Kesseki is the birthstone.
09:42So I'm glad he was so particular about it.
09:46I want to hear more, but I feel like it's over.
09:52I thought it was a story that could be heard for a long time.
09:56From the point of view of Iwao, who has a stone-like head...
09:59Who is the stone?
10:01Is there such a good thing?
10:03I'm sure there's a slimy pattern.
10:06Mr. Sakaguchi.
10:08It was fun.
10:10I was so glad that I doubted why this was the resurrection of the deceased.
10:16I really wanted the Nyoro Kesseki necklace.
10:20I thought I'd give it about 90 points.
10:23But it was pretty good, so I gave it about 91 points.
10:26How about you?
10:27When I first hit the Nyoro Kesseki...
10:30Takamatsu just moved his face.
10:33Without speaking.
10:35That's why I think Takamatsu is good at it.
10:38It's great that he can take it just by talking.
10:43But technically, he was just saying normal things.
10:48I wouldn't say it's a comedy, but...
10:51I think it would have been better if it was a phrase or a saying that made sense.
10:55Or if it was a development that boosted the engine of the Boke.
11:01I see.
11:02Based on that, it's 85 points.
11:04Mr. Kimura.
11:06As Mr. Soshina said...
11:08No, it's hard to do.
11:10If you say that, it'll be hard for Soshina to do.
11:14Let's go with normal.
11:16It was really interesting.
11:18He seems to be able to say things he doesn't understand, but...
11:22I thought he was good at using birthstones and things like that.
11:28I think he's been saying things like this since he was a student.
11:35I think that's what came out of him.
11:37I didn't know that, but I was able to get the money.
11:39It was fashionable.
11:41Also, I wanted to hear more about shimahokke.
11:45I thought I'd be able to enjoy it if I had a little more time.
11:55Please wait in the box.
12:01Let's go.
12:02The second group is this combination.
12:16Tachimachi is in 9th place.
12:19Four years ago, he was in 5th place and advanced to the finals.
12:23He was expected to be young, but the result was 5th place.
12:28I made a mistake.
12:30Since then, it's been 4 consecutive years.
12:33If I hadn't won, I wouldn't have made it to where I imagined.
12:38You wouldn't have made it.
12:40It's been 9 years.
12:42This is the last year.
12:45I have to change my life a little more.
12:48It's been 4 years.
12:50It's a great chance.
12:51This time, I'm going to win.
12:54I'm going to make up for the humiliation of 4 years ago.
12:56Please listen.
12:58Tachimachi's Manzai.
13:04It's a one-shot, one-shot manzai.
13:06Change your life.
13:10Manzai Lovers Tachimachi
13:19Hello.
13:21I'm Tachimachi.
13:23Hello.
13:26You're a warm guest.
13:28You don't know yet.
13:29Why do you say that?
13:30I know.
13:32You just came out.
13:33That's right.
13:34It's going to be clear from now on.
13:36I can tell by your applause.
13:38What's that?
13:39Stop it.
13:40I've heard a lot of things today.
13:44You've heard a lot of things?
13:45I'll tell you.
13:47What's that?
13:48When we went to the store the other day.
13:50The store.
13:51We went to the store together.
13:53You made me wait a long time.
13:56There was something.
13:58At that time, you said,
13:59What time is this?
14:02You made me wait about an hour.
14:05So I went to ask the staff after it was over.
14:10Why?
14:11What time was that?
14:13What are you doing?
14:14Then you said,
14:15Young people are like that.
14:18Stop it.
14:20What?
14:21Why are you asking me?
14:22Because you made me want to ask.
14:23No, no.
14:24You're the kind of guy who complains about everything.
14:26Is that so?
14:27I know.
14:28It happens.
14:29When we went to the cafe the other day.
14:31Cafe.
14:32We drank the same drink, but it was totally different.
14:35That's what happened.
14:36At that time, you said,
14:37Is everyone in the middle of an interview?
14:41It was really late.
14:43So I went to ask the staff later.
14:44Later?
14:45Why?
14:46The staff who entered on that day were all in the middle of the interview.
14:50You're a strange guest.
14:52Then you said,
14:53So who's going to teach me?
14:55No!
14:57I'm really not interested.
14:59Because the other day.
15:00What?
15:01you know, when we went to the izakaya for the after party
15:02izakaya
15:03you know, when we went to the izakaya for the after party
15:03we didn't buy any sashimi
15:06yeah, there was
15:07and you were like
15:08are you going to fish now?
15:11you were like that
15:11I'm usually bad-mouthed, you know
15:14the next day, before we went to the store
15:16stop going there
15:17you were like, do you go fishing after you order the fish?
15:20what kind of customer are you?
15:22and you were like, what do you have in the kitchen?
15:25it doesn't matter
15:26I'm glad you're a good clerk
15:29because the other day
15:30there's more
15:30when we were on the train
15:32train?
15:33there was an old man screaming on the train
15:35yeah, I was scared
15:36and you were like
15:38does he have any friends?
15:41you were like that
15:41are you serious?
15:43after you got off
15:45I went to ask him
15:46you're so stupid
15:48do you have any friends?
15:50I'm not scared
15:51and you were like, the country is bad
15:53you're a weirdo
15:55you're the one who says that
15:57you're the one who says everything is political
16:00I'm begging you, stop listening to me
16:03because the other day
16:04I said stop
16:05when we went to the countryside
16:06the countryside?
16:07there was a vending machine
16:09there was a vending machine
16:10when I saw that
16:11you were like, who would buy that?
16:14I was really curious about that
16:16you were staring at it all day
16:18are you bored?
16:19and I was thirsty, so I bought it
16:21what are you doing?
16:23you just went far away and bought a drink
16:26I was saved by that
16:27I don't know
16:28stop going to places because I'm talking to myself
16:31you're the one who's moving from the vending machine
16:33I don't need that
16:34you don't?
16:35is there a stupid person like that?
16:37why are you asking so many people?
16:38what are you?
16:41I'm not asking, I'm not doing anything
16:42if it's one on one, you'll get nervous
16:45I'm not that type
16:46are you a little shy?
16:47I'm not
16:48I'm sorry, I'm the type who's not good at one on one
16:51I'm not
16:53why did you drop your center of gravity?
16:54what are you?
16:56you understand, don't you?
16:57why are you suddenly getting small?
16:59I'm not getting small
17:00you were
17:01anyway, from now on, don't listen to my one on one
17:05which one is it now?
17:06it's not one on one
17:07that's enough
17:08thank you
17:11thank you very much
17:12judges and everyone, please enter your points
17:16thank you for your hard work
17:20that was good
17:22you look like you're about to get caught
17:26which one is it?
17:28both
17:29please stop
17:30I'm already doing it
17:32that's enough
17:34how was it?
17:35it was really fun
17:37it's been 4 years since I've been here
17:40when I was 4, there weren't many people
17:43that's right
17:44I was able to do it here
17:454 years ago, it was when Yoshida-san was a judge
17:49it was very thoughtful
17:50well, that was my line
17:53I'm sorry, that was my line
17:56I see
17:58I see, you can't do it
18:00don't solve things like that here
18:03let's hear from the cheering squad
18:06how was it?
18:07this is the cheering squad
18:09Kouji-san's father and brother
18:13that's bad
18:15how was it?
18:17brother
18:18brother
18:19it was nice
18:23wait, wait, wait
18:25what are you doing?
18:26it's my gag
18:28your gag?
18:29what are you doing?
18:30I thought you were nervous
18:32I was going to say that
18:36how was it, father?
18:38it was the best
18:40no, no, no
18:42Kouji-san's gag was the best
18:44both of you are nervous
18:46your brother is like your father
18:48that's right
18:49he's like a parent
18:51let's move on
18:54the score is...
19:0994 points, 92 points, 81 points, 92 points, 92 points
19:14a total of 451 points
19:19he's currently in 1st place
19:24thank you
19:26Kiyoma-san, how was it?
19:28the setting was good
19:31talking about what I've heard
19:34the 2nd and 3rd one
19:37I thought it was similar to the one at the izakaya during practice
19:43and I was watching the vending machine
19:46I thought it was good
19:48the vending machine reaction was
19:50please listen, I'll be right back
19:53that's not good
19:55no, no, it's good
19:57you did well
19:59you did well, it's okay
20:01also, when your brother said
20:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry
20:05you looked like you were frustrated
20:07frustrated?
20:09that's right
20:11how was it, teacher?
20:13the character
20:16he's like an old man
20:18but he's really funny
20:20like an old man
20:22it was good
20:24are you aware that you're like an old man?
20:28I'm not like an old man
20:30you look young
20:32fresh, fresh
20:34it was good
20:36that it was a characterless joke
20:38it's good
20:40it was good
20:42I don't know if it's really good
20:44after all, it's good to not have heard such a thing
20:48the answer to the question
20:50at first I thought it would be predictable
20:54but from the middle
20:56it was good that it went in a different direction
20:59so I gave this score
21:01but my father and my brother
21:03are the type who don't really accept it
21:05please not in the middle
21:07but I didn't get tired
21:09it was after you put it in
21:11if that was so, I wouldn't have put in the report
21:13It's cute, isn't it?
21:15How about you, Ringo-san?
21:17I just wanted to ask you this.
21:19Does your family become the worst target?
21:21No, they don't.
21:23They won't, right?
21:25They won't.
21:27It's okay.
21:29That was the weirdest family I've ever seen.
21:31I don't know yet.
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24:25I think it's very important to grasp the situation.
24:27I think it's very important to grasp the situation.
24:29At such a time, isn't it too much to underestimate him?
24:35Sendout clarify.
24:36Sendout clarify.
24:38OK, is he at air today?
24:39OK, is he at air today?
24:45Entailing the best of Class-P,
24:47Entailing the best of Class-P,
24:51from Class-P Symbols to Melee,
24:56from Class-P Symbols to Melee,
24:58It was a tough fight, but I got a chance to turn things around.
25:04I'm going to win.
25:07Ayaki's technique and Tamura's fusion
25:11create a big wave of laughter.
25:15I'm going to win my first championship!
25:18I'll do it if I have to.
25:19I won't do it if I don't have to!
25:20Do it!
25:24This year, it's me.
25:26The adventure of the two dreamers begins now!
25:31Manzai Lovers Mermaid
25:39Thank you!
25:43Please forgive me!
25:44We're Mermaid!
25:46I'm sorry!
25:48I'm sorry.
25:50I'll make it up to you with a win.
25:51You haven't done anything yet, have you?
25:53I'm sorry.
25:55I'm sorry.
25:56I like movies about escapism.
25:58Movies about escapism are interesting.
26:00I want to experience it.
26:01Have you experienced it?
26:03Can you do it?
26:04He's experienced.
26:05I can't!
26:06I'm going to do it!
26:08I'm going to do it!
26:10Damn it, I got caught.
26:12I want to get out of here as soon as possible.
26:14If you come with me, you can get out today.
26:16Who is it?
26:19I don't care who it is.
26:21But I'll call the bad guys around me like this.
26:24The King of Escapism.
26:25The King of Escapism?
26:27I'm going to marry the King of Escapism tonight.
26:29But I need someone to help me with that.
26:31That's...
26:32Will you come with me?
26:33Please let me go!
26:35It's decided.
26:36I'm going to tell you four important steps to escape this time.
26:39It wasn't two?
26:40First, step one.
26:42Cut this iron bar and get out of the cage.
26:45Step two.
26:46Defeat the supervisor, get the key, and enter the control room.
26:49Step three.
26:50Hack the computer and systemize the server in the prison.
26:53Step four.
26:54Steal the car and escape.
26:56Wow, that's perfect!
26:57Shh!
26:58Oh, I'm sorry.
26:59The supervisor will find out.
27:00I'm sorry.
27:01Be careful.
27:04First, step one.
27:05But how do I do this iron bar?
27:07At noon, bring a saw into your ass.
27:10It's like a movie.
27:12Keep an eye on him.
27:13Yes, sir.
27:24Wait, wait.
27:27It's noisy.
27:28He'll find out!
27:29He'll find out!
27:33He found out!
27:35What?
27:37It was just a hair.
27:38He found out?
27:40His ass looks painful.
27:42What?
27:43There were so many CT scans?
27:45He was in solitary confinement for a week.
27:47He's back.
27:48As punishment, he was forced to play Playstation 1.
27:50What kind of punishment is that?
27:51It was tough for someone who had a PS5.
27:53You can bear with it, right?
27:54The graphics are crappy.
27:56I don't care about that.
27:57Let's start from step one again.
27:59You're going to do it, right?
28:00I'm still in there.
28:01Please be careful.
28:02Keep an eye on him.
28:03Yes, sir.
28:11It's leaking.
28:13Hold it down.
28:14He'll find out.
28:15Hold it down.
28:16Hey, hey, hey!
28:17What are you doing?
28:18Hang in there!
28:19It's leaking!
28:20Let's get out of here!
28:21The American police are here!
28:22Hide!
28:23Why are you out there?
28:29Who called him a deserter?
28:32It looks like he was the weakest one.
28:34You're just self-destructing, aren't you?
28:36He's not involved at all so far.
28:39This punishment was tough.
28:40What is it?
28:41I was forced to listen to Da Pump's songs.
28:43What kind of punishment is that?
28:44I didn't know anything other than USA.
28:45What kind of punishment is that?
28:46I even thought about committing suicide.
28:47It's not that tough, is it?
28:48Let's start from step one again.
28:49I'm sorry, but I can't go any further.
28:51I brought it with me.
28:53I'm still in there.
28:54It'll take a while.
28:56Don't try anything funny.
28:57Whose fault do you think it is?
28:58Shh!
28:59What are you talking about?
29:00Listen to what I'm saying.
29:01Don't touch me with those hands!
29:03What's wrong with him?
29:05Step one is clear.
29:06You're already in there?
29:07Take down that guard and get the key.
29:09Yes, sir.
29:11Good night.
29:12He's so cool!
29:13He's so cool!
29:14He's already in there!
29:15He's breaking in!
29:16He's hacking the computer!
29:19If he could be strong even with his butt,
29:21he wouldn't be so scared!
29:25He's beating the key!
29:26This will make the guard panic.
29:28Live with that car and flee.
29:30I'm sorry,
29:31I have the key hidden somewhere.
29:32You're joking, right?
29:33I'm gonna show you how many times he's gonna...
29:35Six!
29:38In the upper part!
29:39Huh?
29:40In the upper part!
29:41He's run away from the key!
29:43In the upper part!
29:44Hurry!
29:45In the upper part!
29:46Hurry!
29:47I
30:17Know
30:47I was able to make a serious face when I was in pain.
30:52I was sure of it.
30:54How did you watch Guro's story?
30:57I licked him.
30:59You licked him when he was in pain?
31:01It really hurts!
31:03I thought it was a necklace.
31:05I see.
31:07I'm sure you've been asked this many times.
31:10Why do you call yourself Technic?
31:13It's my stage name.
31:15You're lying!
31:17You're lying!
31:19It's my stage name.
31:21So Technic Masako was like that?
31:23That was close.
31:25Technic Sachio was like that.
31:28Let's see the Mermaid's score.
31:4590 points, 89 points, 78 points, 93 points, 92 points.
31:51A total of 442 points.
31:55So he's currently in third place.
31:58So he's out of the first round!
32:03So that's the result.
32:05Mr. Sachio.
32:07Well, um...
32:09I can smell the same thing.
32:13I really liked it.
32:15But this story...
32:17I mean, I got it today, so it's fine.
32:20But I have to choose the audience, right?
32:25So I was really confident about my score.
32:29Normally, I wouldn't do something like this.
32:31At a contest.
32:33But I got it today, so it's fine.
32:36How about you, Soshina?
32:38I was curious about the 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
32:43I did it in less than 4 minutes.
32:45So I was able to do it in one episode.
32:48But I didn't have a moment in my mind.
32:53I think I did it three times in one story.
33:00I think I should have done it four or five times in one story.
33:09I think I should have done it four or five times in one story.
33:14I think I should have done it four or five times in one story.
33:21I wanted to see a better version of this story.
33:25I see.
33:26Ms. Ringo.
33:28What do you think?
33:29Recently, I saw Mr. Mermaid.
33:32I thought his technique was very beautiful.
33:35Oh!
33:37I'm sorry.
33:39I thought it was better than before.
33:42But as Mr. Zakosho said,
33:45I think there is a kind of courage in a story like this.
33:49There are people who don't think anything,
33:51and there are people who think it's a picture.
33:53So I thought it was a little.
33:56I think I read the last key.
34:01I thought, oh, it's coming out from there.
34:04I think I've cooled down a little since then.
34:07I thought the technique would be so beautiful.
34:10That image won't change.
34:13It's not beautiful.
34:15It's a story in our story, and it's a pretty story.
34:19It's too bad.
34:20I'm worried.
34:21There is a gap.
34:22Mr. Kuma, how was it?
34:24Mr. Mermaid always has a setting that fits the technique.
34:29I think it's persuasive because this guy does it.
34:33I think he's been doing it many times this time.
34:39Even if it's a little more amazing,
34:45I thought it would be successful even if it was the first time.
34:49I think it would be nice to have a little more of that.
34:54I think it would be nice to have a little more of that.
34:59I think it would be nice to have a little more of that.
35:02I think it would be nice to have a little more of that.
35:05I think it would be nice to have a little more of that.
35:09I think it would be nice to have a little more of that.
35:12I think it would be nice to have a little more of that.
35:15I think it would be nice to have a little more of that.
35:18I admire Morning Musume-san.
35:20I admire Morning Musume-san.
35:23Do you have any feelings?
35:24I can see the hole in the butt.
35:26I can see the hole in the butt.
35:28Mr. Kuma is just a pervert.
35:30Mr. Iwao, how about you?
35:32I think I was hit with a story that puts something in my butt on Sunday noon.
35:38I think I got this score.
35:41I expected that the part of the key would be caught at the end.
35:47I was imagining that in Mr. Bingo.
35:50I was imagining that in Mr. Bingo.
35:52I didn't experience it.
35:55But I think it was good.
35:57I was wondering if the technique would think about what to put in my butt next.
36:03I was wondering if the technique would think about what to put in my butt next.
36:06Thank you, Mermaid.
36:08Thank you, Mermaid.
36:09Thank you, Mermaid.
36:10Let's move on.
36:12Let's move on.
36:13The fourth group is this combination.
36:18The fourth group is this combination.
36:26The 10th year in the game.
36:27The Aquatic Team.
36:30They were in the last gear.
36:32They were in the first round of the preliminary round of this year.
36:33They were in the first round of the preliminary round of this year.
36:36They decided their first decision.
36:40They have been suffering for 10 years.
36:41They have been suffering for 10 years.
36:42They finally got the last chance.
36:44We could get the first chance.
36:45And we could finally make a huge difference in other people's lives.
36:50This is our last chance.
36:53We want to take it all.
36:55It'll be a dramatic victory for us.
36:59We will definitely win.
37:00We will definitely win.
37:04The goal of the two girls who suffered so long is to win in this first boys-girls team competition.
37:09The goal of the two girls who suffered so long is to win in this first boys-girls team competition.
37:13Let's do it!
37:14Just the two of us, right?
37:15Shut up!
37:19Show us your best performance!
37:21A dazzling last dance!
37:24Manzai Namazu
37:26Suisei Chiku Dance
37:35Hello!
37:36This is Suisei Chiku Dance
37:37Nice to meet you!
37:40Thank you very much!
37:42I think people who are decisive are cool
37:45I see
37:46That's because I'm very indecisive
37:49When I go on a trip with my friends
37:51I don't know if I should wear a kimono and go to Korea on a day trip
37:53or wear a kimono in Arashiyama and take a picture with everyone
37:56That's too girly
37:57What?
37:58A day trip to Korea and a kimono in Arashiyama?
38:00It's a trip only for girls
38:02What's girly about it?
38:03I don't know
38:04I've been thinking about which one to choose for about a month
38:06That's too long!
38:07Hurry up and decide!
38:08But it's a boy's trip
38:10I've only heard of a girl's trip
38:12Then where do you think you should go?
38:14I think I should go to a bar
38:15That's too manly!
38:16It's funny
38:17Your butt will hurt
38:19What is that?
38:20Why are you so rough?
38:22I'm not rough
38:23I'm the type who wants to decide quickly
38:25You're like that in everything
38:26I'm like that in everything
38:27I travel fast, but I'm also very fast at home
38:29What are you going to do if you live in a strange place?
38:31I want to move again
38:32You want to move again?
38:33Yes
38:34Then you can make a decision in an instant about the important choices in life
38:39I think I'm pretty fast
38:40That's amazing
38:43Wait
38:44Did you decide to team up with me the same way you decided to team up?
38:47About what?
38:48I'm sure you did!
38:49You chose randomly, didn't you?
38:51No, I didn't
38:52But when you were looking for a partner
38:54You said you wanted to team up with me and I said okay right away
38:56There was no one to team up with me at the time
38:58Then you didn't team up because you wanted to
39:00I didn't say that
39:02But when you were writing the program questionnaire
39:04You asked me when the deadline was
39:06You really don't remember, do you?
39:08Why don't I remember?
39:10Let's take good care of the anniversary
39:12You're such a pain!
39:13If I'm such a pain, I'll move to another place
39:15It's not a house, you didn't say you'd move
39:17I think of it as a house!
39:19You didn't think of it!
39:21Since when did I become like this?
39:22It's your fault!
39:24You're the only one who's laughing!
39:25There's something I've always wanted to say
39:27What is it?
39:28It's fine
39:29Just say it!
39:30Then I'll say it
39:33Why did you team up with me?
39:34What?
39:35I don't have a reason
39:36Say it!
39:38I don't have a reason
39:39If you don't say it, I'll be anxious
39:41Why don't you understand?
39:43Since we're this close, you should understand
39:45I feel distant
39:46Shut up!
39:48If you don't tell me why you're angry
39:50I won't understand
39:51That's right, it's my fault
39:53Why are you being so sarcastic?
39:55I'm being sarcastic
39:56What should I do? I don't like that
39:58I don't like myself either
40:00Then stop it!
40:02Don't touch me!
40:03I'm not touching you
40:04You're scary!
40:05Even if you don't have a reason
40:07We've been teaming up since February 1st, 2016
40:09Isn't that good enough?
40:10You remembered
40:12But if you don't tell me why you're angry
40:14I won't understand
40:16Why? You don't understand?
40:18I don't understand!
40:19It's the same as being angry!
40:20I understand!
40:21It's annoying to team up with girls
40:23But if it's a guy, I won't care
40:24That's why I teamed up with you!
40:25Just say it because it's funny!
40:27What's wrong with you?
40:28Why are you saying that it doesn't matter if it's a guy?
40:31I didn't say that
40:32You don't understand how worried I am
40:34I don't care
40:35See?
40:36What?
40:37Why are you so excited?
40:38Huh?
40:41Kill me
40:42What are you doing?
40:43You're disgusting!
40:45Who do you think is disgusting?
40:46It's so annoying!
40:47What?
40:48Even when we go on a trip
40:50There are times when we think it's better to go somewhere for the first time
40:53What are you talking about?
40:54There are so many fun places!
40:55The food is so good!
40:56The scenery is so beautiful!
40:57If you don't go, you won't understand
40:59If you don't team up with me, you won't understand
41:02I know about you
41:03But I don't know what kind of person you are
41:05But the fact that we've been together for so long
41:08I don't care about that!
41:12I understand
41:13Next time you cry, it'll be when you win the show race
41:18I like you
41:20It's so annoying to team up with girls
41:22It's cool to be decisive
41:24Shut up
41:25Shut up
41:28Thank you very much!
41:30Judges, please enter your scores
41:36How was it?
41:38I'm glad we made up
41:41We didn't make up
41:42He's usually like this
41:44He's really like this
41:46I like her, but she doesn't look at me
41:50He's usually like this
41:51That's right
41:52It's scary
41:56It's been a while since you two performed together
41:59How was it?
42:01It was fun
42:02I don't have any regrets
42:05It's the last one
42:06There's nothing we can do
42:08The one we filmed is the most dramatic
42:11How was it?
42:14I hope the judges can see Chirol's cool side
42:17What's with you?
42:19You've been saying that since you were a boy
42:22Stop it!
42:23I'm going to start from the bottom
42:25But we made up
42:26Really?
42:27I'm glad
42:28Let's see the scores
42:4790, 91, 85, 92, 93
42:52A total of 451 points
42:56So you have the same score as the first place
43:00We have the same score
43:01Yes
43:04In this case, what will happen?
43:07For the same score, each of the five judges will receive their own score
43:13Two of you will have to pick an interesting card to decide the order
43:19It's a very simple system
43:22The interesting one
43:25Right now, it's Tachimachi or Suisei Chiku Dance
43:30How about you?
43:32Since we don't have much time, have you decided?
43:35Are you okay?
43:36Okay, let's go
43:38Please show us the interesting card
43:41Tachimachi or Suisei Chiku Dance
43:47Tachimachi, Tachimachi, Suisei Chiku Dance, Suisei Chiku Dance
43:52Suisei Chiku Dance, the first place is Suisei Chiku Dance
43:57Tachimachi is in the second place
44:00This is big
44:02How is the result?
44:04I'm glad
44:05I'm happy
44:06I'm scared of the majority
44:08If you get 453 points, Tachimachi will be eliminated
44:13That's right
44:16This is the final decision
44:19Soshina-san, what do you think?
44:21I think it's unusual for a man-woman duo to have a man-woman duo
44:28But I think it's a very familiar way for a man-woman duo
44:33It's a very familiar way for a man-woman duo
44:38So to be honest, I don't like it
44:41I wanted to lower the rating
44:44But I like a man-woman duo
44:48And I think Kisa's character, Menhera, is very unique
44:53So I didn't want to lower the rating
44:57But I think it's a very familiar way for a man-woman duo
45:01I think it's a very familiar way for a man-woman duo
45:06I think it's a very familiar way for a man-woman duo
45:12Kisa is also a very funny person
45:16She has a good sense, but she's a bit of a character
45:20I think she's a bit of a fool
45:24Because the result didn't turn out the way she wanted
45:27It's Soshina-shirabe
45:30It's Soshina-shirabe, so it's okay
45:32Because it's the last year, I don't think it's the culmination of a car from the countryside
45:37Suisei-chiiku-dansu
45:40A car from the countryside is a convenience store in front of you
45:44Iwao-san, what do you think?
45:46I think it's good that the relationship is real
45:50It's the anniversary of the formation of the convenience store, so they don't remember
45:54It's the anniversary of the formation of the convenience store, so they don't remember
45:58It's not that they want to receive it
46:01They remember it and they feel happy
46:04It's very real
46:07It's like they're being emotional and asking to be more gentle
46:12We're a man-man duo, but we're trying to make it easier
46:17We're trying to make it easier
46:20It's good
46:22How was it?
46:23Are you really going out with him?
46:25We're not going out with him!
46:27You're not a normal old man!
46:30Stop asking questions like that!
46:32If you're going out with him, it's a bit more expensive.
46:35If you're going out with him, it's funny.
46:39It's too realistic.
46:41You're not going out with him, right?
46:42It's like you're going out with him.
46:43No, we're not going out with him.
46:45Which one?
46:46It's like a family.
46:50Let's go.
46:52So, the 3rd place, Gro, will be disqualified.
46:58This is the Tempura Zai that's currently in the box.
47:02Gro!
47:04Yes.
47:05How was it?
47:07It's a shame, but...
47:09It's true.
47:11I'll do it again next year.
47:14What's with that mic-like thing?
47:17Stop it!
47:19I'll do it again next year.
47:21Let's do a rematch.
47:28That's all from us.
47:30Thank you, Suisei Team.
47:35Now, let's see who the youngest team is.
47:39Which team will win the first round?
47:47Let's go.