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00:00The future of Bakusho drawn with love
00:05Manga in Lovers, Mitori's
00:14Welcome everyone to Mitori's
00:18We have a lot of warm guests
00:22Thank you
00:23Thank you very much
00:25A while ago, Moriyama-kun got married
00:31That's right
00:32Thank you very much
00:34He is very happy
00:35He got married
00:38But he got fired
00:39That's not true
00:41You haven't said it yet?
00:42About marriage
00:43You don't have to say it
00:44I got married
00:46But I didn't have a wedding
00:49Really?
00:50It's difficult
00:53People say that a wedding is for a woman
00:59That's not true
01:01When Moriyama-kun got married
01:04I imagined a wedding like this
01:07My wedding
01:08I think about it every night before I go to bed
01:10That's terrible
01:11You imagine my wedding every night
01:13Thank you
01:14That's disgusting
01:15Usually a woman conducts the wedding
01:18A woman conducts the wedding
01:21Thank you for today
01:22Thank you
01:23My name is Mai
01:26Mai-san
01:27I don't want to hear your name
01:32My name is
01:34Ebishu
01:35Ebishu-mai?
01:37You are called Ebishu-mai?
01:39That's right
01:40That's a strange name
01:42You must have been teased
01:44My name is Moriyama Shintaro
01:46That's me
01:47My name is Chocola
01:50I got married to a toy poodle
01:52It's a name of a dog that looks like a cabaret
01:56The venue is noisy, so I will tell you
01:58What is noisy?
02:00The one wearing a wedding dress is
02:02Your wife
02:03Chocola-sama
02:04It's similar to me
02:06The venue is so noisy
02:09Your wife is big and dirty
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02:14It's very distracting
02:15Chocola-sama
02:16Your wife
02:17It's 40% bigger than me
02:19It's too big
02:2040% bigger than me?
02:22Do you have an Alphard?
02:24I think it's about the size of an Alphard
02:27Let's start
02:28What do you mean?
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04:18Can you make that promise again?
04:19You better come back.
04:20I will!
04:21Just come back and say it in Japanese.
04:22Impossible.
04:23What do you make me do?
04:24Say it to my face!
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08:03It hurt.
08:04Are they going to catch spring balls with both feet at the same time?
08:11The space between them is broken.
08:15Because they wear caterpillar pants?
08:18Cross the space I see.
08:20So the opponent will do something horrizontally
08:21Cross the space I see.
08:22So the opponent will do something horizontally
08:23The opponent will do some horizontally
08:26What happened?
08:28The boundary had been crossed
08:30The opponent on the right was working alone
08:32It's an accident on the left, but it's a fire on the right.
08:34Do you understand?
08:35It's because you're saying it.
08:36I managed to endure it.
08:37You have no choice but to endure it.
08:38I prepared it.
08:39When I left the house,
08:40at the end of the house,
08:41a bird made a nest.
08:43Surprisingly, birds make nests where people pass by.
08:45There are also nests in stations.
08:47It's like a bird's droppings falling from above and hitting your head.
08:49No, no, no.
08:50What?
08:51It's like a firefly falling from above and hitting your head.
08:53It's not hitting your head.
08:54That hairstyle was good.
08:55I protected my life, so I got on it.
08:57It's good.
08:58I managed to make a nest.
09:00You made a nest.
09:01Then that bird will think of you.
09:03It will come back here.
09:04Are you okay?
09:05When I was walking, I noticed something.
09:07What?
09:08I didn't have it. I forgot it.
09:09What?
09:10Smartphone. Pants.
09:11Goto.
09:12Goto.
09:13Goto.
09:14That's great.
09:15You noticed it.
09:16Why?
09:17On that day,
09:18I forgot to wear pants.
09:19You noticed it.
09:20You noticed it.
09:21You're wearing your upper body, right?
09:22I'm wearing it.
09:23You left the house, right?
09:24You tied your shoelaces, right?
09:25You know something, right?
09:26You have a lot of skin.
09:27I thought it was no good.
09:28It's no good, right?
09:29I was in a convenience store.
09:31You left the house, right?
09:32Why did you leave the house?
09:34I put on a beige stocking.
09:36It's no good.
09:37What if the store clerk sold it to you?
09:39In that state.
09:40I thought I could do it.
09:41Why did you think so?
09:42I got on the train.
09:43Don't get on the train.
09:44I was wrong after all.
09:46You have a bad intuition.
09:48To the president.
09:49What's going on?
09:50What's going on?
09:51What's wrong with you?
09:52There's no such thing.
09:54Maybe it's because I got on the train.
09:56You're bad.
09:57What?
09:59You're not good at anything.
10:00Stop it.
10:01From here.
10:02From here.
10:03So far, it's an epilogue.
10:04Then it's over.
10:05Prologue.
10:06Prologue.
10:07It's too wrong.
10:08The epilogue is like a poster.
10:09I was walking on the riverbed.
10:11Don't lie to me.
10:13Do you know what's going on?
10:15I was playing a boy's baseball.
10:17I've seen it before.
10:19The ball of the boy's baseball hit my head.
10:22That's not true.
10:24Ten balls.
10:25You're being targeted.
10:26It appeared on the riverbed.
10:28A pervert with a bare lower body.
10:30He's got a thin mosaic.
10:32Everyone, aim at him.
10:34You know what I mean, right?
10:36I was walking.
10:37I saw a black cat in front of me.
10:39It's like a premonition that something bad is going to happen.
10:41But that black cat...
10:43He was wearing a four-leaf clover.
10:45Wow!
10:46Look at this.
10:47It's okay.
10:48There's nothing.
10:49After that...
10:50What happened?
10:51I was pulled by a car.
10:52The black cat is strong.
10:55But it's totally fine.
10:57Only the heel.
11:00Only?
11:01Only.
11:02In the car?
11:03Only the heel.
11:04Why did you put it out on the road?
11:06I don't understand.
11:07What are you doing in this state?
11:09Both feet at the same time.
11:10What's going on?
11:11So...
11:12In this state...
11:13This is it.
11:15You're walking with an auxiliary.
11:17It's impossible.
11:18So...
11:19What is it?
11:20Like this, right?
11:21Don! Don!
11:22Left accident, right accident.
11:24That's enough.
11:25This is bad.
11:26I knew it.
11:27What is it?
11:28It's the constellation of the day after tomorrow.
11:29Do you believe in that?
11:30I'm a lion.
11:31Fifth place.
11:32You don't like it?
11:33Fifth place is bad for you.
11:35What kind of thinking is that?
11:37But it's okay.
11:38Something good will happen.
11:39The Avatar will be released.
11:40I'm looking forward to it.
11:41That's enough.
11:43Next week's story.
11:47After this, the show-race-like entertainers from Kansai will be gathered.
11:52They will talk about show races that changed their lives.
11:56If it's the Navy, it's a big win.
11:59That's right.
12:03Our award-winning lovers!
12:16A recent comedy show that is overflowing with many show races.
12:20It is now important to leave a result in the show race to sell.
12:25The three teams of Kansai Show Race Arashi, who have won many awards,
12:29look back at the results as a medal.
12:33Kansai Show Race Arashi, thank you.
12:39There are more.
12:41There are more.
12:42You're being humble again.
12:46You've won many awards.
12:51If it's the Navy, it's a big win.
12:53That's right.
12:54It's suspicious if you don't look closely at the results.
12:59It's the same.
13:00There is a possibility that you didn't win.
13:02I didn't win.
13:03It was an important moment today.
13:13I'll tell you.
13:14It's the first time I've won on the train to Toshin.
13:17In my opinion, Amagami will win once in three times.
13:22I decided to go all out in the third time.
13:24Everyone is betting.
13:26If it's the Navy, it's the second time.
13:30Thank you very much.
13:32It's shining.
13:34Einstein is the president of the Kami Gata Manzai Association.
13:39NHK Kami Gata Manzai.
13:42All That Manzai.
13:43All That Manzai.
13:44It's the second time.
13:46That's amazing.
13:47According to the theme of the talk, I'll give you a medal.
13:51I'll give you a minor medal.
13:54The first theme is this.
13:57A medal that changed my life.
14:00I'll give you a special prize.
14:04This is the second-place winner's medal.
14:07This is the 2005 medal.
14:11What is the prize that changed their lives?
14:17It's a prize I haven't won yet.
14:20NHK Kami Gata Manzai Contest was held for the first time.
14:26It's the NHK version of Osaka.
14:29We were in second place.
14:31Kamaitachi was in first place.
14:33There was nothing until then.
14:35I saw the news on the Internet.
14:37Kamaitachi was the winner of the second NHK Kami Gata Manzai.
14:40The runner-up was Gakutensoku.
14:42When I saw that, I thought,
14:43Can we be famous on the Internet?
14:48I was happy to be in the news.
14:50I was confident that I could be in the news.
14:56NHK Kami Gata Manzai Contest was a little different.
15:00The first round was 4 minutes.
15:02The second round was 8 minutes.
15:04There was a time like that.
15:07There was a timer.
15:09It ended at 8 minutes 1 or 2.
15:11The winner, Kamaitachi, was 7 minutes 20.
15:15I thought it was pretty short.
15:17When the winner, Kamaitachi, was announced,
15:19one of the judges said,
15:21Kamaitachi looked more organized.
15:23It was because it was short.
15:27It was short.
15:29I can't remember the content.
15:31I can't remember the content.
15:33I thought there was something like that about the judges.
15:36It was an experience.
15:38I was recognized on the Internet.
15:41I had a lot of experiences.
15:43Of course, I won the YTV Manzai rookie award.
15:47Of course.
15:49There was nothing.
15:51For about 5 years.
15:53I didn't go to the end.
15:55There was a preliminary round on that day.
15:57I thought it was impossible.
15:59Then, I was told that I was in the first place.
16:01You passed the preliminary round.
16:03It was the first time.
16:05From then on, I started to participate in NHK Kami Gata.
16:09This is the biggest trigger.
16:12It was the first place.
16:14Let's give him a big hand.
16:16I see.
16:18I'm going to go to the end.
16:21You're not good at the end.
16:24Say more.
16:26I really want to go to the end.
16:28I want to go to the end.
16:30I want to go to the end.
16:32I want to go to the end.
16:34That's normal driving.
16:36That's not good.
16:38What about you, Lily?
16:40At that time, entertainers decided to quit if there was nothing for 10 years.
16:45We didn't have anything.
16:47It was the first time in 9 years.
16:50I'm glad to hear that.
16:52If you put your hand in your pocket, you'll be fine.
16:54It's not there.
16:56It's here.
16:58If there was no Yomiuri TV, we wouldn't be here.
17:02I think it's a big Yomiuri.
17:05You guys are good at driving.
17:07It's a big Yomiuri.
17:09We couldn't go to the final of M-1.
17:12We couldn't win.
17:14But we were encouraged to win.
17:16It's a big Yomiuri.
17:18This is what we took.
17:20Mr. Kosugi, you look like a different person.
17:22You look like a different person.
17:24Mr. Kosugi.
17:26I haven't changed.
17:28You haven't changed.
17:30I feel sorry for Mr. Kosugi.
17:36You are too fat.
17:38Only the sperms are in your stomach.
17:40You look younger.
17:42You look younger.
17:44You look younger.
17:46You look younger.
17:48You look younger.
17:50You look younger.
17:56After this, what is the shocking victory race that changed the life of Yoshida?
18:02Mr. Downtown won.
18:10We, Kunshou Lovers, talk about the winning show race.
18:17What is the shocking victory race that changed the life of Einstein?
18:25What about Einstein?
18:27I won the All That show.
18:31It wasn't a famous show.
18:33It was an indie show called KITAIKAN.
18:36I was a member of AKINA's YAMANA.
18:40I auditioned for Yoshimoto's bass guitar once a month.
18:42I auditioned for KITAIKAN twice a month.
18:44But Yoshimoto's bass guitar audition didn't go well.
18:47So I auditioned for KITAIKAN.
18:50At that time, A.C.E.K.O.K. had a tie-up.
18:54It was an indie show.
18:56If you won, you could get a year's worth of A.C.E.K.O.K. noodles.
19:03Everyone's room is small.
19:05It's like a convenience store backyard.
19:08You can get noodles every day.
19:10You can get noodles every month.
19:12You can get noodles every month.
19:14You can get noodles every month.
19:15You can get noodles every month.
19:18You can get noodles every month.
19:21I want to eat A.C.E.K.O.K. noodles.
19:24There is no A.C.E.K.O.K. noodles in the world.
19:27Why did you join the A.C.E.K.O.K. team?
19:30We received the Shorei Award for the best漫才.
19:33We received the Shorei Award for the best漫才.
19:37We have been nominated for 7 to 8 years for the best newcomer award.
19:43We have been nominated for 7 to 8 years for the best newcomer award.
19:47At that time, we were chosen, but we became rivals.
19:51It became a battle.
19:53Except for Taisho.
19:54The other day, when I was knocked down,
19:56I was as sharp as a young boy.
19:58I was knocked down even though I was hit.
20:00I went to open all the judges' rooms.
20:03I was so angry.
20:05I asked them, what did you knock down?
20:07But maybe I was too scared.
20:09Everyone was shaking in the corner.
20:12That's scary.
20:13That's too much.
20:14I took it with pressure.
20:17How about you, Mr. Muramai?
20:19This is...
20:21This.
20:23What is it?
20:25What does it say?
20:27Imamiya Ebisu, Toshio Kagawa.
20:29What?
20:30Imamiya Ebisu?
20:31What does it say?
20:32This is...
20:33Isn't it Taisho?
20:35It was before Kosugi.
20:38It was right after Zaiigaku NSC.
20:41You know who Toshio Kagawa is, right?
20:44No, I don't.
20:46I thought it was only Taisho.
20:48There is Taisho.
20:50And there is Toshio Kagawa.
20:53Taisho is weaker than Taisho.
20:55But Downtown did Toshio Kagawa.
20:58Really?
21:00So, among young people,
21:02Toshio Kagawa is hot.
21:05I see.
21:06You like him, right?
21:08Yes.
21:09I was the first to get that.
21:13Imamiya Ebisu.
21:15I was in the preliminary round.
21:17The judges were old men and women.
21:20There were about 100 people.
21:22So, I was sleeping in the middle.
21:24What?
21:25You couldn't sleep.
21:29Manzai went to the other side of the shock.
21:33Manzai lovers Einstein.
21:37Hello.
21:44Nice to meet you.
21:45Nice to meet you.
21:46Nice to meet you.
21:47Nice to meet you.
21:48I'll show you my head.
21:50Why?
21:53What can I do for you?
21:56Please sit down.
21:57No one can do that.
21:58No one can do that.
22:00I'm sorry.
22:01It's sudden.
22:02I want to open my own glasses shop in the future.
22:06You want to open your own glasses shop?
22:08Yes.
22:09I like glasses so much.
22:10I want to sell glasses.
22:13You want to sell glasses?
22:15Yes.
22:16I'll open my own glasses shop.
22:18Please come to my shop.
22:21I'll come.
22:25Excuse me.
22:26Here are my glasses.
22:27It's dangerous.
22:28It's dangerous.
22:29What are you doing?
22:33Why do you lose your sight?
22:35What are you doing?
22:36I'm sorry.
22:37When I see naked people, I want to wear glasses.
22:40You should stop.
22:41I'm sorry.
22:42I'll call the police.
22:43You should stop.
22:44I'll be careful.
22:45What can I do for you?
22:47I'm here to buy glasses.
22:50Glasses?
22:52It's a glasses shop.
22:54I haven't heard that word for a long time.
22:56Don't you say that word?
22:57People nowadays don't say glasses.
22:59What do you say?
23:00I wear.
23:02In English, I wear.
23:04There are many shops that sell I wear.
23:07I wear.
23:08It's different.
23:11You should say I wear.
23:13It's a glasses shop.
23:14I wear glasses.
23:16I wear.
23:17I wear.
23:19Why do you speak in that way?
23:20It hurts.
23:23I wear.
23:24I wear.
23:25Do you have any drink you want to drink?
23:28I haven't decided.
23:30Soy sauce or chili oil.
23:31Soy sauce or chili oil.
23:32I'm sorry.
23:33I haven't had lunch yet.
23:34You must be hungry.
23:36I'm sorry.
23:37Please concentrate.
23:38I'm sorry.
23:39Do you want something sporty?
23:41It's not sporty.
23:42Do you want something panty?
23:43Panty?
23:44I haven't had lunch yet.
23:45You don't eat?
23:46You don't eat, do you?
23:47I don't eat.
23:48I'm sorry.
23:49I'm sorry.
23:50I think you are particular about fashion.
23:55Are you interested in something?
23:57I like something.
23:59I don't wear it.
24:00You don't wear it.
24:01If you promise to take good care of it.
24:04I'll take good care of it.
24:05I see.
24:06Here you are.
24:07No.
24:08You are a dangerous place.
24:10What's that?
24:11It's a used one.
24:13New vintage.
24:14I don't know how you have been using it for a long time.
24:16Where did you put it?
24:17I haven't used it since I was in a middle school.
24:18You have used for a long time.
24:19Yes.
24:20It's dirty.
24:21Dirty lens.
24:22Don't say dirty to a person's precious glasses.
24:25I don't need that old man's used glasses.
24:27Stop!
24:28I will punch you.
24:29Stop!
24:30I will punch you.
24:31Stop.
24:32This is disgusting.
24:33It's a pressure test.
24:35Hey, what are you doing?
24:37I need to blow air.
24:38You can't blow air without the machine.
24:41The machine is paying for it.
24:42Why is it paying for it?
24:43What do you know about it?
24:45The pressure!
24:47What do you know about the pressure?
24:49It's too long.
24:50What?
24:51I can't put it in my glasses.
24:52You can't put it in your glasses?
24:54What's that?
24:55It's not that painful.
24:57Anything is fine.
24:58It's a popular frame.
24:59Young people will buy it.
25:02You like it anyway, right?
25:03What's that?
25:05Let's check your eyesight.
25:06Okay.
25:07Do you see a light at night?
25:11Sometimes.
25:12Do you?
25:13When you're walking with your friends,
25:15have you ever been asked if you can't see the letters on the sign?
25:18It depends on the time.
25:19Really?
25:20Then it's 0.3.
25:21What's 0.3?
25:22It's the right eye!
25:23Why can't you see it now?
25:25I can see it now!
25:27Why did you say that?
25:29Both eyes are nice.
25:32I don't want to say that.
25:34You want to hit me?
25:35Do your eyesight test!
25:36Do you want me to do it with this?
25:38You're still doing it the old way.
25:40This is the best way.
25:42It's the old way.
25:43Don't talk about my way.
25:45That's fine.
25:46Do you have this?
25:49I don't have it.
25:52You don't have it, but you want to do it.
25:53I don't have it, but I want to do it.
25:54You can't do what you want to do.
25:55It's a rental.
25:56It's 200 yen.
25:57Why can't I get 200 yen?
25:58Ouch!
25:59You're pressing the police button.
26:02It's only under the bank.
26:05I don't have it.
26:06Why do you have such a button on your glasses?
26:07It's for people like you!
26:10I don't know.
26:12Let's go.
26:13You're so arrogant.
26:14Can you see the right side?
26:19Right.
26:20Up.
26:23The bottom left.
26:25Don't tell me everything.
26:26I don't understand.
26:27I want to get 200 yen.
26:30Don't you feel happy to get 200 yen?
26:32Really?
26:33Of course.
26:34I don't care what happens.
26:35Just do it.
26:36Ouch!
26:37Don't call the police.
26:39Let's go.
26:40You can't do that.
26:42Let's go.
26:43Don't say that.
26:45Can you see the top right?
26:47No.
26:48Let's go to the bottom.
26:50I can't see the bottom.
26:51Don't say that.
26:53I really can't see it.
26:54I really can't see it.
26:55You can't see it.
26:57No way.
26:58I can't see it.
27:00No way.
27:01I really can't see it.
27:02I really can't see it.
27:03No way.
27:04I really can't see it.
27:05No way.
27:06No way.
27:07I could start sweating.
27:10Ouch!
27:15Look down.
27:16It's close.
27:17No, it's not.
27:18Give you a hint.
27:19What's the name of this shop?
27:20Glasses shop.
27:21Close.
27:22Up.
27:23Oh, well, yeah.
27:23So that means...
27:24Oh, well, yeah.
27:25Okay, 2.0!
27:26What do you mean 2.0? I'm done with this.
27:28Good job.
27:34After this, the 30th anniversary of Tendalor's creation.
27:37Check out Tendalor's unique manzai!
27:40This is so much fun!
27:41Takahashi-kun, that's enough!
27:42I can't do anything.
27:43I'm sorry, I can't do anything.
27:45And there's more show-race talk to come!
27:53What the hell are you doing?!
27:56Tendalor celebrated its 30th anniversary last year!
28:01They even held a commemoration show in Los Angeles, USA!
28:09I really, really love money.
28:12I really, really love money.
28:14But I prefer other people's money.
28:18Furthermore, they'll be performing manzai in Shanghai.
28:22They've even expanded their activities overseas!
28:30Check out their manzai that's even more refined!
28:35Manzai Lovers Tendalor!
28:42Hello, I'm Tendalor.
28:44Nice to meet you.
28:46Wow, you're all grown up.
28:49Wow, you're all grown up.
28:51You're all high school girls.
28:52I'm sorry.
28:53How do I look?
28:54I've been watching a lot of travel shows on TV.
28:58I've been watching a lot of travel shows on TV.
29:00I remember a long time ago, there was a show where the talent went to a country and stayed there with the locals.
29:07It's a bit hard to do in this day and age.
29:10It was fun, though.
29:12I haven't been on it.
29:13I know, it's fun to be on it with Shirokawa-kun.
29:15Hello, I'm Tendalor Shirokawa.
29:17I've come to Kagoshima today.
29:19Look at this view.
29:20The air is so fresh.
29:22Oh, it's your father.
29:23Let me talk to him.
29:25Hello, sir.
29:26Hello, sir.
29:28Oh, you're going to stop?
29:29Yes, yes.
29:30Let's finish the show.
29:31I don't want to interrupt.
29:33I don't want to interrupt.
29:34I'm going to stop.
29:35Oh, really?
29:36I'm going to stop.
29:37Oh, I see.
29:38Hello, sir.
29:42Sir, um...
29:44Let me give you a hint.
29:46The air is so fresh.
29:48So naturally...
29:49I'm going to kill you.
29:50That's scary.
29:51Why would you kill me?
29:52I'm going to kill you.
29:54He's a kind father from the countryside.
29:56Hello, sir.
29:57What are you doing, sir?
29:58I'm picking cabbages.
30:00These are the cabbages your father grew.
30:02I didn't grow them.
30:03But they're delicious.
30:04They're famous, so I wanted to try them.
30:07But this is your father's field, right?
30:09Whose field is this?
30:10It's my field.
30:11It's the cabbages' field.
30:12You look like Cabbage Taro.
30:14You're crazy.
30:15How many people are there?
30:16It's a TV shoot.
30:17TV?
30:18Is this a camera?
30:19Is this on?
30:20Yes, it is.
30:21I'm getting nervous.
30:22I should have dressed up better.
30:24It's a TV shoot.
30:25It's so sudden.
30:26Yes, it is.
30:27I'm embarrassed.
30:28Is that so?
30:29It's a nice place.
30:30I think it's better in the city.
30:32The air is delicious.
30:33I think it's better in the city.
30:35It's so natural.
30:36It's a place where there's nothing.
30:37I think it's better in the city.
30:38Be aware.
30:39Be aware of the camera.
30:41You should be aware.
30:42You should be careful.
30:43Do you want to eat vegetables?
30:45Yes, I do.
30:46If you come to my house, I can eat anything.
30:48Actually, I have a favor to ask you.
30:49What is it?
30:50Can I ask you to stop my father?
30:51What?
30:52Can I do it right away?
30:53You're not that easy.
30:55I'm not that easy.
30:56Can I?
30:57Go ahead.
30:58Excuse me.
30:59Hey, Takashi.
31:00Are you coming?
31:01Takashi, you're a funny guy.
31:02Hello.
31:03Do something funny.
31:05Takashi, that's rude.
31:06I'm sorry.
31:07Do something funny.
31:08Takashi.
31:09Do something funny.
31:10Takashi, that's rude.
31:11I can't do anything.
31:12I'm sorry.
31:13Don't say that.
31:14You're an adult.
31:15Don't say that.
31:16Are you a bride?
31:17Yes, I am.
31:18You're a funny guy.
31:19Hello.
31:20Do something funny.
31:21You're a beautiful woman.
31:22I'm sorry.
31:23Stop it.
31:24Where did you meet her?
31:25I'm her ex-wife's sister.
31:26What?
31:27Your ex-wife's sister?
31:28She said she wanted to talk to me.
31:29Is that so?
31:30Grandma.
31:31Grandma.
31:32Hello.
31:33Hello.
31:34Do something funny.
31:35You're a vegetable.
31:36Yes, I am.
31:37Let's eat.
31:38This is cabbage.
31:39It's delicious.
31:40Isn't it?
31:41It's very delicious.
31:42Onions.
31:43Only cabbage.
31:44It's spicy, isn't it?
31:45It's sweet.
31:46It's not spicy at all.
31:47Tomatoes.
31:48Only cabbage.
31:49Isn't it sour?
31:50It's fruit.
31:51It's sweet.
31:52Cucumbers.
31:53Only cabbage.
31:54I'm sick of it.
31:55I'm sick of everything.
31:56I'm sick of raw vegetables.
31:57I didn't cook anything.
31:58Grandma, you made a vegetable spring roll.
31:59I'm glad you made a vegetable spring roll.
32:02Please eat it.
32:03It's very juicy.
32:04It's good.
32:05The vegetables are melted and soft.
32:06You can buy it at the station on the street.
32:07Take this.
32:09This.
32:11It's selling in Japan.
32:12Oh, it's on sale in Japan.
32:16Please eat the other one.
32:17Of course, I did it.
32:19Please order some more.
32:20Please eat the other one.
32:21Okay, it's okay.
32:23р
32:30I like it.
32:34We came to a hot spring.
32:35It's good to use it.
32:36Okay, I'll take the hot water and the towel for 2,500 yen.
32:39Here you go.
32:41The towel is a modern style towel.
32:44It's a normal towel.
32:46Here you go.
32:48It's a normal towel.
32:49I'll put your luggage in the room.
32:52Here you go.
32:53It feels good.
32:58What are you doing?
32:59It's dangerous!
33:00Wait!
33:01Please don't tell the police!
33:03What are you doing?
33:05Toma is staying overnight.
33:08So when he goes home, he'll be upset.
33:10He can't go home today.
33:11Thanks to you, I had a good time last night.
33:13I had a good time, too.
33:14Takashi! I'm going home!
33:15What?
33:16Are you sleepy?
33:17You're really...
33:18Yoshiko!
33:19Shirakawa-san is going home!
33:20I'm busy.
33:21Grandma!
33:22Yesterday, Shirakawa-san...
33:23I don't remember.
33:24Oh, I see.
33:26He's fine.
33:27What's going on?
33:28He'll be fine.
33:29I'll give you 10,000 yen.
33:3010,000 yen?
33:31Takashi!
33:32Bye-bye!
33:33Bye-bye!
33:34I can't take care of you anymore.
33:36Bye-bye!
33:37Akira-san!
33:38Bye-bye!
33:39Bye-bye!
33:40You're really saying bye-bye.
33:42You're like a family to me.
33:44Come to my second home anytime!
33:46Really?
33:47Thank you!
33:48Gara-gara!
33:49Gara-gara!
33:50Don't end it so soon!
33:55How was it?
33:57Next, the popular New York is here!
34:01Please, line, line, line!
34:03Come on, line!
34:04You're making me sick!
34:10At the center of laughter and sarcasm,
34:14Manga In Lovers New York!
34:18Hello!
34:21Hello, this is New York!
34:22Hello!
34:25Thank you!
34:26Thank you, Nakano-san!
34:29Thank you, Akira-san!
34:31Thank you!
34:32That was the longest applause I've ever seen.
34:35I'm so happy.
34:37It's 2025 now.
34:39It is.
34:40I have a goal for this year.
34:42A goal?
34:43I've decided.
34:44What is it?
34:45I want to debut as a male solo artist.
34:47You're thinking about that?
34:48There are a lot of artists who release songs.
34:50There are quite a few.
34:51Actually, I've already made an original song.
34:54You did it all by yourself?
34:55Of course.
34:56I did it all by myself.
34:57I'm really serious about this.
34:59There are a lot of people here.
35:01I want you to listen to my original song.
35:04I'm sorry.
35:05I want you to listen to my original song.
35:06I'm sorry.
35:07I'll sing it for you.
35:09What's that sound?
35:11We won't meet again.
35:14How many times have I sworn that?
35:18But again, my feet are heading to your house.
35:25It's not mine.
35:27I found a water bottle, but I pretend not to see it.
35:32It doesn't have to be the best.
35:34Warm me up.
35:38It's too disgusting.
35:40It's a disgusting lyric.
35:42It's not a lyric written by a man.
35:45If you're a man, say something more manly.
35:48What's that water bottle? It's disgusting.
35:51Water bottle?
35:52Why did you find a water bottle that's not yours and pretend not to see it?
35:55What's that?
35:57It's a real experience of love.
35:58It's a real experience of love? It's disgusting.
36:00What?
36:01The lyrics are disgusting.
36:02What?
36:03The lyrics are disgusting.
36:04No, there's more.
36:05More?
36:06Don't overdo it.
36:07I'm sorry.
36:08I don't want to be thought of as a troublesome man.
36:13What do you mean by troublesome man?
36:15I'm not serious.
36:17I pretend not to see it.
36:20It's not that.
36:22I cry every night.
36:26Don't cry, idiot.
36:27You didn't notice, did you?
36:31The lyrics are disgusting.
36:33Hug me, hug me, hug me.
36:37You hug me.
36:39Why are you trying to hug me?
36:41Kiss me on the cheek and gently touch me.
36:46Hug me.
36:47It's disgusting.
36:49It's a good song, isn't it?
36:51Hug me, hug me, hug me.
36:53It makes me angry.
36:55What's that song?
36:56It's a song that makes both men and women sympathize with it.
37:00Don't release it to the world.
37:02Then there's another song.
37:04There's another song?
37:05Next is hip-hop.
37:06Hip-hop is good.
37:07Hip-hop is cool.
37:09I think the boom will continue this year.
37:13What are you talking about?
37:16It will continue.
37:17Hip-hop.
37:18Hip-hop is cool.
37:20Who is that man?
37:22Why can't I do it?
37:24It's disgusting.
37:26You don't say that, do you?
37:29Why can't I do it?
37:31You don't say that, do you?
37:33You don't say that, do you?
37:37There's another song.
37:39There's another song?
37:40There's another song.
37:41Next is lyrics in English.
37:42That's cool.
37:43English is a band sound.
37:45I see.
37:46That's good.
37:47That's like One O'Clock.
37:48That's it.
37:49It's like a hi-sta.
37:50It's old.
37:51It's like One O'Clock.
37:53It's like One O'Clock.
37:55It's like One O'Clock.
37:56Okay.
37:57It starts with the guitar.
37:59I wait, your line message.
38:03Do I wait for your line?
38:05Your line is my treasure
38:08Anata no line ka watashi no takaramono
38:10Oh please line line line
38:12Line kure kure kure
38:13Kimochi warusugiru ya
38:15Kore ne, josei ni utatte moratta hou ga iin ja nai ka na tte iu kyoku mo dekita
38:19Anata ga kyoku tsukutte utau na josei tte koto?
38:21Josei no hou ga shikkuri au to iu kanji
38:23Ah, sotsu no hou ga ii kanji
38:24Anata no kyoku no kanji
38:25Sou desu ka
38:26Boku no koto josei da to omotte kiite kudasai
38:27Kondo utau na josei de koto ne
38:29Wakarimashita
38:30Ne, watashi dake wo aishite nante ieru hazu nai yo
38:37Ii ne
38:38Jibun demo baka datte omotteru
38:43Demo aitai no
38:47Sonna yoru wa shochu hikkake shonbei hikkake kuso mamire
38:53Baka yaro!
38:56Nani ya ne?
38:58Nande tsukkoma reta no saishi?
38:59Uwo! Toka iu ne
39:01Shiru yaro
39:03Omae ga tsukkoma reta ni
39:04Uwo! Uwo!
39:05Uwo! Uwo!
39:07Kikushara
39:09Tsukkoma reta da to omotte
39:11Bokan te
39:12Konna jikan nai hou ga ii yaro
39:14Nande sabi de Nakabuchi mitai natte maunda yo
39:17Nakabuchi mitai
39:18Akan yo konna
39:19Ja saigo ni duet kyoku mo aru kedo kikimasu ka?
39:22Domo arigatou gozaimashita
39:283組の漫才師がこれまでに受賞した小レースを語り合う
39:32俺たちの勲章ラバーズ
39:34続いては
39:36勲章を取るための厳格義
39:40一覧ありますけども
39:42いろいろありますね
39:44よく分かるのから分からへんのもありますけど
39:47相次が多いねやっぱりね
39:49なんかきっちり半分はおっさんのやる
39:53神社にお参りとか相次とかね
39:55背中となき合うってのはどういうこと?
39:57同じやけど2人で
39:58その若手のときからなんですけど
40:00小レースの前になると袖で
40:02ほんとベタなんですけど
40:03手のひらに1,2,3回
40:04書いて相方の背中をドンってドツくっていう
40:07それで気合入れていくっていうやつなんですけど
40:09年々強くなってって
40:11最後のラストイヤーのM-1の準々決勝
40:16僕気合入りすぎて相方思いっきりドツいて
40:19その勢いでこいつちょっとさっきこうやって
40:24強すぎて
40:26叩かれすぎたから声も出ず最初
40:33強くなればなるほど強くなる
40:35最悪のラスト
40:36同時に叩くの
40:37順番です
40:38交互にこうやって飲み込んでこうやって
40:41こう叩いて
40:42めっちゃ恥ずかしいじゃないですか
40:44これ後輩とかに見られる
40:46M-1の予選はいつも2人でトイレ行ってこっそりやったり
40:52これ舞台まで回りすぎやろ
40:54やらないと気持ち悪いんだよ
40:56歌いながら稲ちゃん
40:58これは声のためでもありますけど
41:02その緊張感をほぐすためにやってます
41:06もうこの世界で一番緊張感と真逆の
41:10イェイめっちゃホリデーを
41:13M-1のトイレとかで
41:15めっちゃあると思うんですよ
41:16もうすごい緊張感の中
41:20汚い
41:21それならまだ分かるんですけど
41:23たまにグローブさんの中で
41:29なんだねその恐怖症
41:31それは普段の予選の時です
41:33緊張してる時こそ
41:35イェイめっちゃホリデー
41:39通常です
41:41コンビ
41:42コンビではいかへんやろ
41:44だって遠いですもん
41:46マンクーに住んでるので知らん
41:48僕が南蛮に住んでるとしたら
41:51お参り行って何てお願いするの
41:53いつも通りできますように
41:56セカンドの時にお参り行ったら
42:00たまたま普段いないんですけど
42:02そこの関係者の方いらして
42:05小さい神社やから
42:06普段は売ってないんですけど
42:09お守り特別にあげるわって言って
42:12もらったんですよ
42:14ずっと入れてるんです
42:17セカンドの本番これ入れたら
42:19優勝できたんです
42:22だから常に漫才スーツには
42:23うちポケット入れてるんです
42:24入れてる入れてる
42:25で京都市を手信って言って
42:31神様調子悪い時ある?
42:34神様調子悪い
42:37神様調子悪いよお前
42:40あと一回噛んだらそろそろ
42:41新しいのに変えてもらえませんか
42:47終わりって出てるかも
42:51いろいろなショーレース振り返ってきましたが
42:53今まさにさっきまで話してたような
42:55人生を変えるかもしれない
42:57ショーレースが始まろうとしております
43:01第14回YTB漫才新人賞決定戦が
43:04この後すぐ生放送です
43:11これが終わったらすぐ生放送始まります
43:13そうなんですよ
43:14芸歴10年目以下
43:16関西の漫才師という
43:18出場条件があるんですけども
43:21それでは行きたいと思います
43:24あれなんすか?
43:25改めて
43:26改めて
43:27第14回YTB漫才新人賞決定戦
43:31スタートヒーハー!