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00:00KANMURI ZAKUSHI
00:05KANMURI ZAKUSHI's KANMURI KANMURI DAIKANMURI has started!
00:14It's decided, right?
00:15Yes, it's decided.
00:16This is the corner where the two of us have gathered.
00:20I'm happy.
00:21SOUREIKEI GATSUN MESHI!
00:27People like us who work hard every day,
00:31can't get enough of GATSUN MESHI.
00:33It's called GATSUN MESHI.
00:34Let's go eat it.
00:36I'm looking forward to it.
00:37Here it is.
00:38Is it here?
00:40It's KUKAI.
00:41It's KUKAI's Chinese cuisine.
00:42The atmosphere is good.
00:44It smells good.
00:45It smells good.
00:46It's a tasteful noren.
00:50GATSUN is expensive.
00:51It's heavy.
00:53Is that so?
00:54Let's go.
00:56Hello.
00:58The atmosphere is good.
01:00There is no way there is no GATSUN MESHI.
01:02There is no way there is no GATSUN MESHI.
01:03There is no way there is no GATSUN MESHI.
01:04It's a must in this restaurant.
01:05It's a must.
01:06It's a must.
01:07It's a must.
01:08It's a must.
01:09Let's order.
01:10Let's go.
01:11Excuse me.
01:12Yes.
01:13What would you like to order?
01:15I'd like two servings of GATSUN MESHI, please.
01:19I got it.
01:22It's easy to understand.
01:25The atmosphere is good.
01:26Let's eat.
01:32What do you have?
01:33Do you have comics?
01:34There are a lot of comics.
01:36I'm going to read a book about people who want GATSUN MESHI.
01:40GATSUN BON.
01:41That's right.
01:42I'll read a book about GATSUN MESHI.
01:45I'll read it while eating.
01:47That's a good idea.
01:48That's a good idea.
01:49I'm hungry.
01:50I'll eat a Chinese restaurant.
01:53It's a large serving of GATSUN BON.
01:54This is a large serving of KUKAIDON.
01:56This is amazing.
01:58This is hot.
02:02This is soup.
02:04This is a large soup.
02:06Is this possible?
02:08This is a ramen bowl.
02:10This is amazing.
02:12This is a very high point.
02:14How much rice is under this?
02:16I can see the rice.
02:18I can see it.
02:20This is a very large amount.
02:24This is a very large amount.
02:26This is a very large amount.
02:28This is a very large amount.
02:30Please eat this.
02:32I eat this.
02:37How is it?
02:39This is very hot.
02:43This is very delicious.
02:45I also taste this.
02:47I also eat this.
02:55This is very hot.
02:58This is very hot.
03:00This is a very large amount of meat.
03:02This is very delicious.
03:04This goes well with rice.
03:06I eat this.
03:08Please eat this.
03:10I eat this.
03:12I eat this.
03:16This is very soft.
03:18This is very soft.
03:20This has a good taste.
03:24I eat this with one hand.
03:29This has a lot of soup and garlic.
03:31This has a lot of grilled meat and garlic.
03:33This is very hot.
03:46Please eat this.
03:48Please eat this.
03:50Please eat this.
03:52Please eat this.
03:54Please eat this.
03:56What is this?
03:58This is a free song.
04:00This is a free song.
04:02Can I sing this song for free?
04:04Can I sing this song for free?
04:06Can I sing this song for free?
04:08Can I sing this song for free?
04:10Thank you for the meal.
04:12I'm very hungry.
04:14This is very delicious.
04:16This is a large amount of meat.
04:18This soup is very delicious.
04:20Thank you for the meal.
04:23Can I sing a song for free?
04:27Can I sing a song for free?
04:31To those who ask for a set of YAMAGAMOERU.
04:36Gyoza, Karaage, rice, song.
04:39This is for the hope party.
04:42People who say yes don't sing a song for free, right?
04:45Sometimes you do it by force.
04:47Ah!
04:49Not the only ones with hope?
04:51Yeah, the only ones with hope are not here.
04:54It's because you're a strange old man.
04:56I understand that.
04:57I'll go and see for myself.
04:58Yeah, you will.
04:59Weird damn old man.
05:01What?
05:01Damn old man?
05:03You can't say that in a restaurant.
05:06Can I go and get some?
05:10I can't, okay?
05:11Can you please sing us a song?
05:13Can we?
05:14Yeah, mama!
05:18It's over.
05:21No, no, no, stop it!
05:24You guys are just like a bunch of kids.
05:27What do you mean? I'm 50 years old.
05:30You're a 50 year old kid.
05:32We are kids.
05:34You're a 73 year old old man.
05:37I said that, so stop it!
06:14SHUTTER CLICKS
06:20Hey, hey, babes!
06:21Hey, hey, you guys!
06:22Come here.
06:23Hey, let's see,
06:25You know, I do this this show,
06:28so I'm doing this myself.
06:30I want to be a director.
06:32Yeah, as a full-time director.
06:35Oh, you're here already?
06:37Yeah, I'm finally back here, and I'll be a full-time director.
06:40I'm making a show called Shizuoka's Charming Discovery TV.
06:43It's an information program, but it's really funny.
06:48The main MC is Matilda Pink.
06:53I don't know how to do it.
06:57It's okay. I'll do it.
07:00Watch me.
07:02It would be great if I could do it.
07:06It would be funny.
07:09I'm sure of it.
07:12Watch me.
07:28Matilda Pink's TV job is finally zero.
07:32Good morning.
07:36Wait a minute.
07:38Let's go.
07:39Why?
07:40Let's go.
07:41What is this?
07:43I'm the general director today.
07:46Are you the general director?
07:48Yes, I am.
07:50Did you trick me?
07:52Let's go.
07:53It's the main show.
07:54Isn't it a normal program?
07:55Let's go.
07:57It's the main show.
07:59What?
08:00Let's go.
08:01Don't complain.
08:02Don't complain.
08:04Let's go.
08:08It's 1000 seconds before the main show.
08:10It's long.
08:11It's 999.
08:12It's long.
08:13It's 998.
08:14It's 997.
08:16It's 996.
08:18What?
08:19You're smoking while I'm counting.
08:21I'm nervous, so I think it's better to be long.
08:24You don't have to worry about me.
08:25It's usually 5 seconds before the main show.
08:27It's 10 seconds before the main show.
08:29Please give me the title.
08:30Shizuoka's charm, HAKUTSU TV.
08:38It stinks!
08:40It stinks!
08:42It stinks!
08:44What is this?
08:51I'm sorry.
08:53It's not the amount. It's the smell.
08:55You're coughing so much.
08:59It's going to you.
09:01The amount of smoke.
09:03It's the Sengoku Self-Defense Force.
09:05It's not recording.
09:06Let's do it again.
09:07Record it!
09:08It's not recording. I'm sorry.
09:10Record it!
09:11Let's do the title.
09:13It's the main show.
09:15Shizuoka's charm, HAKUTSU TV.
09:18It stinks!
09:30It stinks!
09:32Hello, I'm Aoi Hori from Shizuoka Broadcasting.
09:36I've never heard of such a handsome man.
09:39This program is about discovering Shizuoka's charms.
09:45Let me introduce today's main MC.
09:49He has no TV job.
09:51He is very proud.
09:53He has a good relationship with Kobayashi Asei.
09:56He recently won the R-1 champion.
09:59When he publishes a book, only two people come to the handshake event.
10:04He has no talent.
10:06He is not popular.
10:07He is not cool.
10:08He has a busy schedule.
10:10His name is Mashiura Pink.
10:12That's rude.
10:14I don't need that kind of laugh.
10:17I don't need that kind of laugh.
10:21It's you.
10:23You're the only one laughing.
10:25Shut up!
10:27You're the only one laughing.
10:29Shut up!
10:34By the way, Pink, where do you find Shizuoka's charm?
10:37Shizuoka!
10:40Don't make fun of me.
10:43Hey!
10:44Comment, comment.
10:46I've heard that Shizuoka is close to the sea and mountains.
10:48Comment, comment.
10:50What's this?
10:52Daibakusho?
10:57Shut up!
11:04Fly, fly.
11:06Fly, ball.
11:09What's this?
11:11Wait a minute.
11:12What's this?
11:16Did you make fun of me?
11:18I don't know.
11:19You made fun of me with Daibakusho.
11:22I don't think so.
11:24The first attraction of Shizuoka is the Shimizu Minato Festival.
11:29Shimizu Minato Festival is a festival where you can see Shizuoka's great star,
11:34who can't reach Pink even if it takes a lifetime.
11:38Think about it.
11:39I've been doing it for a year.
11:42More than 2,000 people participate in the Minato Festival every year.
11:46Is this a video?
11:48The dancers, who are mainly Shizuoka citizens,
11:51perform Kapporo Panko, a song composed by Yuzo Uzaki,
11:55which combines Jirocho dance and rock dance,
11:58to entertain the audience.
12:01At the event, there is also a fireworks festival,
12:04which gathers nearly 500,000 people every year.
12:07It's a big event in Shimizu.
12:12Mr. Pink.
12:15How was the Kapporo Panko dance?
12:17I haven't seen it yet.
12:21Show me the mirror.
12:23Put the towel in front of the towel.
12:26What do you mean?
12:29What do you mean to throw a towel at a person?
12:33Don't throw a towel.
12:34Wipe it.
12:35Wipe it.
12:36I didn't wipe it.
12:37But didn't Pink want to dance Kapporo Panko, too?
12:41What?
12:42I can't hear you.
12:44Why do you talk in between?
12:46I'm angry.
12:47Pink, didn't you want to dance, too?
12:49I haven't seen it yet.
12:52Did you want to dance?
12:54I wanted to dance.
13:00I'll dance.
13:01I won't dance.
13:05I won't dance.
13:08I can't dance like this.
13:11I'll stop it.
13:12I'll stop.
13:21I'll stop.
13:22I'll stop.
13:24I'll stop.
13:26I'll stop.
13:28I'll stop.
13:31Ketchup.
13:33Stop it.
13:37What is the red light?
13:39Ketchup.
13:40What the hell is that?
13:42I was just about to do the ketchup dance.
13:44Ohohohoho!
13:45Don't laugh in a funny place.
13:47You're in the way.
13:48That happens sometimes.
13:49Let's go to the next one.
13:49Yeah, let's go.
13:51I want to see the VTR.
13:52Let me see it for real.
13:53Yeah, yeah.
13:55It has nothing to do with the VTR dance.
13:57It's just my impression.
14:00What impression?
14:01Until the big explosion.
14:02It's burning!
14:033, 2, 1.
14:06Oh!
14:08I want to go home.
14:10I want to go home.
14:13I'm waiting for a big potato.
14:17I want to go home.
14:19I want to go home.
14:21I'm waiting for a big potato.
14:24Okay!
14:26That was okay!
14:28What do you mean okay?
14:29Let's use the phrase, I want to go home.
14:31Okay.
14:31Let's use it.
14:32What's so good about it?
14:33I cut everything else.
14:35You didn't even use the phrase, I want to go home.
14:36I used the phrase, I want to go home.
14:37Only the phrase, I want to go home?
14:38Yeah.
14:39Why are you doing a lot of things other than going home, like ketchup?
14:42Let's do a commercial break.
14:44A commercial break?
14:45A commercial break.
14:46We can't use sponsors for something like this.
14:48We have a commercial break.
14:50First, we'll go to the announcer.
14:52And lastly, we'll go to Mr. Machiura Pink.
14:55That's too much.
14:57Let's do it.
14:58Let's do it.
14:59Until the break. 3, 2, 1.
15:01After the commercial break, Shizuoka's charm continues to grow.
15:10That's not good.
15:11What are you filming?
15:13That's a simple wall.
15:16Don't film a simple wall.
15:20Okay, the real thing. Here we go.
15:24This is the first time I've seen this.
15:25Burn! Burn!
15:27Hey!
15:35I'm serious.
15:36Do you know how bad the smell of carbon dioxide is?
15:40Machiura isn't like that.
15:42Don't say negative things.
15:43It's because you guys are doing it wrong.
15:45No, don't say negative things.
15:47Say you're happy.
15:48Let's make it all positive.
15:49That's impossible.
15:51I'm sorry.
15:53But I'm happy!
15:57I'm happy!
16:02I'm happy.
16:03You can use it.
16:04I'm happy.
16:05You can use it.
16:06Let's go to the announcer.
16:07Shizuoka's next attraction is the Sunpu Castle.
16:10Sunpu Castle?
16:11I want you to feel the charm of Shizuoka from a historical point of view,
16:15so I summarized the charm of Sunpu Castle in the VTR.
16:18Please watch this.
16:19Shiranui, did you say Sunpu Castle?
16:22Do you know Sunpu Castle?
16:24This is...
16:29Sunpu was a hostage until he was 19 years old.
16:32Ieyasu Tokugawa lived in Shizuoka Prefecture.
16:36It's small.
16:37Ieyasu grew up as a warrior.
16:41I can't get in.
16:43Once, under the order of Toyotomi Hideyoshi, he left Sunpu Castle.
16:48He returned to this land and Ieyasu closed the curtain of his life here at Sunpu Castle.
16:53Sunpu Castle has nothing to do with this.
16:54What is this?
16:57It's a terrible video.
17:01Sunpu Castle has nothing to do with this.
17:04Why are you trying to laugh at it from a historical point of view?
17:08Has anyone achieved such a thing?
17:10Watch it. It's not over yet.
17:12It's not over yet.
17:18Did he really fight?
17:20What is this?
17:24What is this?
17:26What is this?
17:29It's annoying.
17:30I'm going to smash it.
17:32How did you like watching the charm of Sunpu Castle?
17:36In the second half of the program,
17:39there was a ghost of a fallen warrior who died at Sunpu Castle.
17:46It's Sunpu.
17:47What?
17:48What is Sunpu Castle?
17:49It's not Sunpu Castle.
17:50I don't understand.
17:51It's Sunpu.
17:52It's Sunpu Castle.
17:53It's not Sunpu Castle.
17:54It's too sad.
17:57It's annoying to comment.
17:59Please comment on Sunpu Castle.
18:02I'm going to smash it.
18:04Please comment on Sunpu Castle.
18:09The reason I said Sunpu Castle is because I love it.
18:13No, no, no.
18:14It's the worst.
18:15Use it seriously.
18:17Use it seriously.
18:18I'm going to smash it.
18:19Okay.
18:20Shut up.
18:23It's been a long time.
18:27Shut up.
18:32I can't find a napkin.
18:34Napkin?
18:37Behind you.
18:38I found it.
18:41I'm so happy.
18:42I'm so happy.
18:43Are you crazy?
18:46Are you happy that you were caught?
18:47You must be in pain.
18:49Let's go.
18:50Why are you holding this?
18:53You made a fool of me.
18:56Let's go.
18:57Let's go to the next one.
18:58It's not over yet.
18:59I'll burn you.
19:04The last one is gourmet food in Shizuoka.
19:08What comes to your mind when you think of gourmet food in Shizuoka?
19:15What?
19:16Your face.
19:17What? I can't hear anything.
19:19There are many delicious and attractive foods in Shizuoka.
19:23Today, we're going to introduce Shizuoka Oden.
19:27Here you are.
19:28Shizuoka Oden.
19:29Why did you put it on the table?
19:32What kind of family do you grow up in?
19:34What kind of family do you grow up in?
19:36Why did you put it on the table?
19:38It's better to put it on the table.
19:39Please eat it.
19:41Please tell the viewers how delicious it is.
19:44No one is watching TV.
19:47He's saying harsh things.
19:48It doesn't matter.
19:50Let's eat.
19:53It's delicious.
19:55It's so delicious that I can't stop eating it.
19:58I can't stop eating it.
19:59I can't stop eating it.
20:06He went over there.
20:08Cut.
20:10It was good, wasn't it?
20:11Thank you for your hard work.
20:12I can't stop eating it.
20:13There is a more interesting one.
20:14Let's go to the more interesting one.
20:16It's the usual one.
20:18Everyone likes it.
20:19Let's go there.
20:20Only you laugh at that.
20:22I'm serious.
20:23Do it.
20:24I'm expecting you to do it.
20:25Listen to me.
20:27Only you laugh at that.
20:28I'm serious.
20:29I'll laugh.
20:30I'll use this.
20:33I'll eat it.
20:37I'll eat Kurohanpen.
20:40I'll eat Kurohanpen.
20:45Kurohanpen is delicious.
20:47Oden is delicious.
20:52Oden is delicious.
20:56Oden is delicious.
21:00Oden is delicious.
21:02Oden is delicious.
21:05My name is Oppai.
21:08My name is Oppai.
21:12My name is Oppai.
21:18I'll eat Kurohanpen.
21:24I ate it.
21:25I ate the part that I can use for the first time.
21:28Who can use it for the first time?
21:30I ate it.
21:31This is the first time.
21:32It's the first time, isn't it?
21:33Yes.
21:34Then, let's go to the last one.
21:35Please close it.
21:36Is it okay?
21:37Is it black lettuce?
21:38So, let's meet again on Shizuoka's Attractive Discovery TV.
21:42Goodbye.
21:43Is it okay?
21:45Is it okay?
21:47Is it okay?
21:56Say something.
21:57Say something.
22:00I'm happy.
22:04I ate it.
22:05You didn't eat it.
22:06It's all cut.
22:08A Chinese hot pot with a salary of 0.2 million yen without entertainers.
22:14A life with a plate of fried rice.
22:17Next time, the last episode of Kanmuri Zakoshi.
22:20I don't need tears in the farewell of a man.
22:23Do you want to quit being an entertainer?
22:25Or do you want to quit being a human?
22:28Drinking shogi is immortal.
22:31Drinking shogi is immortal.