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00:01Crab!
00:03Crab!
00:05Crab!
00:07Buy!
00:08Yay!
00:10An adult's school trip to eat all of the winter's delicacies!
00:14Or so I thought...
00:22Only those who master the game can eat the best crab dishes!
00:27Who will be able to get the most crab dishes?
00:33Let's get the Kansai area fired up!
00:35All-you-can-eat research variety show, A.K.A.
00:41An adult's school trip to eat all of the winter's delicacies!
00:46This time...
00:48We're going to have a full course meal of crab at Kaigetsuro.
00:53Wow!
00:54It's a full course meal!
00:57At the onsen ryokan Kaigetsuro,
01:00you can enjoy a full course meal of all-you-can-eat crab dishes!
01:10However, only those who succeed in the challenge can eat the crab!
01:18The first game is the crab quiz!
01:20Oh!
01:22The first question!
01:23The person who gets it right can eat the crab sashimi!
01:26Sashimi!
01:27I want to eat sashimi!
01:28Me too!
01:29It looks so good!
01:30It's an adult's crab sashimi, right?
01:32It's an adult!
01:35Professor?
01:38Professor!
01:41It's so good!
01:43It's so good!
01:44It looks so good!
01:45It's so soft!
01:46It's so good!
01:47It's so soft that it's melting in your mouth!
01:50Rina, do you want to eat it?
01:51No, please don't.
01:52Don't look down on me.
01:55You should definitely eat this, so do your best!
01:58Here's the first question!
02:00Write the kanji for crab correctly.
02:04This is bad.
02:05What did you write?
02:06This is a bad quiz.
02:08The atmosphere is coming out.
02:11The atmosphere?
02:12I don't know.
02:13I don't think I've ever seen it properly.
02:14You're doing it with a long face.
02:16If you look at what you wrote before you came here...
02:19Did you write it?
02:20I did. I wrote a lot.
02:21I wrote a lot.
02:23He looks like he wrote it, but he didn't.
02:25Masaya looks like he wrote it, but he didn't.
02:27He's trying to cheat.
02:29It's a combination of something and something, right?
02:30That's right.
02:31A combination of something?
02:32That's right.
02:33Is it a two-character kanji?
02:34Is it a kanji that can be combined with crab?
02:35No, it's a one-character kanji.
02:37What?
02:38It's a one-character kanji.
02:39Is it a one-character kanji?
02:40I don't know.
02:41I don't know.
02:42I don't know.
02:44I don't know if I wrote it this time.
02:47I'm in a very flat position.
02:52I want to see Dr. Hamaguchi's crab.
02:58Dr. Hamaguchi is also joining in.
03:01What kind of answer will he get?
03:07It's a kanji that looks like he knows but doesn't.
03:12Who will get the crab?
03:17Let's open it together.
03:19Here you go.
03:28It looks like a crab.
03:31I knew it.
03:32I knew it was something between the top and the bottom.
03:35Ri-chan, is there a cow under the sword?
03:38A cow?
03:39Is there a moon?
03:40There is a moon.
03:45There is a moon.
03:47There is a moon.
03:48Kojiki.
03:49I think it's the same as Ri-chan.
03:50There is a moon.
03:51It's true.
03:52There is a moon.
03:53Is the crab a fish in the first place?
03:55Or is it a bug?
03:59There are two bugs.
04:00It's true.
04:01It's definitely a bug.
04:05It's true.
04:06It's very close.
04:07It makes a loud noise.
04:08If you look at it closely, it's a crab.
04:10No, it's not.
04:12Masato-san.
04:13I can only tell by the atmosphere.
04:16I see.
04:17The atmosphere.
04:18It looks like a sword.
04:19It looks like a sword.
04:20It looks like a sword.
04:22Lastly, what is Dr. Hamaguchi's answer?
04:27You're lying!
04:28There's no way.
04:29What is it?
04:30There's no way there's a sandfish on the right side.
04:33It's a crab.
04:34It's cute.
04:36It says crab.
04:37It says crab.
04:38It's true.
04:39It's a crab.
04:40It's true.
04:42Is there a correct answer?
04:47The correct answer is this!
04:50Let's go, Richard!
04:53Richard and Kojiken are correct.
04:55Yay!
05:20Richard, Kojiken, and Hamaguchi are correct.
05:22Yay!
05:28Let's eat.
05:30It looks like a sandfish.
05:31It really looks like a sandfish.
05:36The color has changed.
05:37Let's eat.
05:45It's a sardine.
05:47It's a sardine.
05:49It's a sardine.
05:50It's a sardine.
05:51It's a sardine.
05:52It's a sardine.
05:54It's a sardine.
05:57I was expecting a king of sardines.
06:00I feel bad.
06:01I'm sorry.
06:02I betrayed you.
06:03That's how good it was.
06:04It's good.
06:06It's so good.
06:07It's so chewy.
06:08It's good.
06:10It's good.
06:11It's great.
06:12Thank you for the meal.
06:13Thank you for the meal.
06:20Magic.
06:22It's so good.
06:24It's so good.
06:25It looks so good.
06:26It's my first time.
06:27That's a crab.
06:28That's a crab.
06:31The texture is amazing.
06:32It's so good.
06:33It's amazing.
06:34It's a crab.
06:36It's a sardine.
06:37It's a sardine.
06:38It's a sardine.
06:39It's good.
06:40If you don't get it right, you'll be in trouble.
06:41If I don't get it right, I'll be in trouble.
06:42He's a professor.
06:43He's a professor.
06:44He's just a professor.
06:46Next is crab tempura.
06:48I want to eat this.
06:49I want to eat this.
06:50I want to see this.
06:51Please write crab in English.
06:53Here it is.
06:54This is bad.
06:55This is bad.
06:57The second question about crab tempura.
07:00If you write crab in English...
07:03Yes.
07:04Yes.
07:05Did you find something?
07:06No.
07:07I knew it.
07:08I knew it.
07:09Okay.
07:10Professor Yamaguchi, please write it.
07:11Okay.
07:12Of course.
07:13Of course.
07:14I want to see it.
07:15Of course.
07:16You can write it in katakana.
07:17I said yes.
07:19You can write it in katakana.
07:21You can?
07:23That was fast.
07:24Was it?
07:27How many kilos can I eat?
07:28How many kilos?
07:302 kilos.
07:31That's incredible.
07:32You can write down the reaction if you have 2 kilos.
07:35Let's go.
07:37Let's see your answer together.
07:38Open!
07:41Wait, wait.
07:44This is a little different.
07:45What?
07:47U! U! A!
07:49A!
07:50C, L, A, B.
07:52It's the same.
07:54Ashinkan is amazing, though.
07:56C, L, A, B.
07:58I put M between U and B in this club.
08:01Which one did I get wrong?
08:03Which one?
08:05M is high.
08:07I think it's Scissorhands.
08:09Scissor...
08:11Scissorhands!
08:14It's Scissorhands.
08:16What?
08:18That's the worst.
08:20It's Softshell Club.
08:22Soft?
08:24Isn't it So-hot?
08:26So-hot shell.
08:28Coke.
08:30It's very hot.
08:32It's a club.
08:34It's Softshell Club.
08:36So-hot shell.
08:38Coke.
08:40Dr. Hamaguchi definitely got it wrong.
08:43Except for Kojima and Dr. Hamaguchi,
08:45the club and the answer are the same.
08:47However, there is a difference in spelling.
08:50What is the correct answer?
08:52The correct answer is this.
08:54R!
08:56It's R!
08:58Huh?
09:00It's R and L.
09:02R and L are wrong.
09:04The correct answer is Dr. Hamaguchi.
09:08It's Softshell Club.
09:10It's Softshell Club.
09:12Dr. Hamaguchi got the crab tempura
09:14because of Dr. Arino's
09:16independent judgment.
09:18It looks good.
09:20It looks good.
09:22It looks good.
09:24This is good.
09:26Of course.
09:28It's the only one with a taste.
09:30It's a taste compared to sashimi.
09:34Next,
09:36we will play a quiz with a fried egg.
09:38I want to eat that.
09:40I want to eat that.
09:42Please eat it.
09:44Please wait for 30 minutes.
09:46Which one is the wrong answer
09:48among Softshell Crab,
09:50Softshell Crab,
09:52Softshell Crab,
09:54and Softshell Crab?
09:56Softshell Crab,
09:58Softshell Crab,
10:00and Softshell Crab.
10:02Softshell Crab,
10:04and Softshell Crab.
10:06Can I be serious?
10:08You've never been serious.
10:10Hey, you.
10:12Do it properly.
10:14What are you talking about?
10:16I might be doing it properly.
10:20Softshell Crab and Softshell Crab
10:22live in the sea.
10:24Softshell Crab
10:26lives in the river.
10:28River.
10:30Softshell Crab lives in the river.
10:32Softshell Crab is wrong.
10:34It's incorrect.
10:36It's possible.
10:38It's a famous one.
10:40Masaya, please.
10:42Softshell Crab is wrong.
10:44Why?
10:46Other two live in the sea,
10:48but Softshell Crab lives in the farm.
10:52Softshell Crab lives in the farm.
10:54It's totally different.
10:56Softshell Crab is a crab
10:58made by humans.
11:00It's a crab made by humans.
11:04Masaya, it's incorrect.
11:06It's here.
11:10He raised his hand and hit it.
11:12It's intentional, isn't it?
11:14It's violent, isn't it?
11:16Let's move on.
11:22Go ahead, Masaya.
11:24Softshell Crab is wrong.
11:26I don't think it's a crab.
11:28What do you mean?
11:30Softshell Crab is a crab.
11:32I see.
11:34Please be precise.
11:36Softshell Crab is
11:38not a crab,
11:40but a softshell crab.
11:42Correct.
11:46Softshell Crab is a softshell crab.
11:48Softshell Crab and
11:50Softshell Crab have 10 legs
11:52including claws.
11:54But Softshell Crab
11:58has only 8 legs.
12:00It's divided into
12:028 parts.
12:04Let's eat.
12:10What's this?
12:12Amazing.
12:14Let's eat.
12:16It's been a long time.
12:20Really?
12:24Excuse me.
12:26Can I have some sake?
12:28He's an adult.
12:32Go ahead.
12:34Professor, you're correct.
12:40It's very rich.
12:42It's good.
12:44It's good.
12:48They've tried 3 questions so far.
12:50Uezawa and Sano
12:52haven't eaten anything yet.
12:54Will they get the crab?
13:00The average height of a male crab
13:02is 15 cm.
13:04The height of a female crab is 8 cm.
13:06How do they make love?
13:08Crabs make love
13:10in a special way.
13:12Let's see
13:14how they do it.
13:18The correct answer is
13:20Softshell Crab.
13:22It's embarrassing.
13:26There's no right answer.
13:28We're going to be crabs
13:30and make love.
13:32Do it seriously.
13:34Kojima's challenge.
13:38Here I go.
13:40A female crab is coming.
13:42A male crab is coming.
13:44It's a male Softshell Crab.
13:46Isn't it embarrassing?
13:48It's a female crab.
13:50It's a female Softshell Crab.
13:52It's a female Softshell Crab.
13:54Did you see that?
13:56It's coming.
13:58Is this a Q&A?
14:00It's a debut.
14:02It's a debut.
14:04Are you taking a picture?
14:06Are you taking a picture?
14:08What are you doing?
14:10What are you doing?
14:12What are you doing?
14:14He can't help it.
14:16He's trying to prove himself.
14:18I see.
14:20Rock, paper, scissors.
14:22What's the crab?
14:24The crab is making love.
14:26It's a love-love-love.
14:28Stop it.
14:30You have to do it seriously.
14:36It's a love-love-love.
14:38It's a love-love-love.
14:40It's a love-love-love.
14:42What do you think?
14:44I don't think it's the correct answer.
14:46Why did you say it yourself?
14:50Next.
14:52Next is the challenge of Suedama.
14:54Will he get the crab with his love-love-love?
14:56Will he get the crab with his love-love-love?
14:58Here it comes.
15:00It's a female Softshell Crab.
15:02It's a female Softshell Crab.
15:04It's like walking on the claw of a crab.
15:06It's like walking on the claw of a crab.
15:08It's lifting it up.
15:10It's lifting it up.
15:12What are you doing?
15:14Let's do it!
15:20It's got salt on it!
15:24That's an expensive crab!
15:30I thought him trying to put her finger on the claw was a smart idea,
15:32but that was such a stupid plan.
15:34I'm one of the members, so I know.
15:36I thought it was a great idea!
15:38I thought it was a great idea,
15:40but that was such a stupid plan.
15:42This is bad.
15:43This is a big pinch.
15:44What are you going to do next?
15:45I'll show you what I'm going to do.
15:48This guy is stupid.
15:49He lifted her up.
15:51I see.
15:54I thought she was going to be covered.
15:58You thought she was going to be covered.
15:59I thought she was going to be covered.
16:00Can a male be covered by a female?
16:04Lift her up.
16:06Put her on your back.
16:07Put her on your back?
16:08Put her on your head.
16:09Put her on your back.
16:11Don't rush.
16:12It's going to change a lot.
16:14There's a lot of time.
16:15Put her on your back.
16:16Put her on your back.
16:17You can do it.
16:18There's a difference in height.
16:20That's right.
16:22There might be a difference.
16:23There's a difference of 8cm.
16:25Next.
16:26Richard.
16:27Yes.
16:28He's here.
16:29Sano is always acting like he doesn't want to do it.
16:31Why can't everyone do it?
16:32Leaving aside Sano who looks like he doesn't want to do it,
16:35it's Richard's turn.
16:38It's Richard.
16:40He's here.
16:42He's here.
16:43He's here.
16:45What are you going to do?
16:46It's like a crane game.
16:48What did you say?
16:50This crab is a mess.
16:52You've been saying that since before you became a crab.
16:54It's a mess.
16:56It doesn't matter.
16:57It doesn't matter.
16:59It's not a mess.
17:02It's a mess crab.
17:03It's a mess crab.
17:04He's doing it.
17:05It's a mess crab.
17:06Shut up!
17:07You're annoying me with other things.
17:10You're not supposed to say that.
17:11He's doing it right now.
17:13That was Yoiko's fault.
17:15It's a mess crab.
17:16It's a mess crab.
17:18It's a mess crab.
17:19It's a mess crab.
17:20It doesn't matter.
17:22It doesn't matter.
17:25It's a mess crab.
17:26It's not a mess crab.
17:27What are you going to do?
17:28What are you going to do?
17:30What are you going to do?
17:31You're like a disgusting insect.
17:33What are you going to do?
17:35What are you going to do?
17:36Hurry up and answer.
17:37I'll do this.
17:38I'll do this.
17:39I'll do this.
17:40Like a back hug.
17:42I see.
17:43I'll hug you.
17:44Like this.
17:45That's cool.
17:46I'll hug you.
17:47That's manly.
17:48I'll hug you.
17:49And then you'll go home?
17:50I'll go home.
17:51You'll take him home?
17:52I see.
17:53You'll take him home?
17:54I see.
17:55I see.
17:56I'll hug you.
17:57I'll hug you.
17:59I see.
18:00Masakawa-san.
18:02Masakawa-san, go ahead.
18:05Alright!
18:06Masakawa-san, you're the last one.
18:07I don't care if I'm the last one.
18:11Masakawa-san's acting challenge,
18:13where he plays the lead role on stage.
18:16What kind of acting is it?
18:18He's an actor.
18:19He's playing the lead role.
18:20He's playing the lead role.
18:23His face is coming in.
18:25It's the face of love.
18:27Wow, he really likes it.
18:28It says love.
18:30It says love.
18:31He's so handsome.
18:33He's standing up.
18:34He's standing up.
18:35He's here.
18:38He's a wall-crawler.
18:39He's a wall-crawler.
18:41He's a wall-crawler.
18:42He's a wall-crawler.
18:43He's a member.
18:44I didn't know that.
18:45I didn't know that.
18:48Is there a wall?
18:49There is.
18:50There is.
18:51I'm a wall-crawler.
18:54He's cool.
18:57He's going to be a blockbuster.
18:59He's a blockbuster.
19:00He's a blockbuster.
19:04He's so cool.
19:09He's an idol.
19:11He's an idol.
19:12He's a blockbuster.
19:13Thank you very much.
19:14Is that called the Imperial Theater?
19:17No, it's not.
19:18It's not called the Imperial Theater.
19:21Lastly, Masaya-san.
19:22Lastly, Masaya-san.
19:23He's a thief.
19:24He's a thief.
19:26Masaya-san, you have 6 minutes.
19:29It's long.
19:31It's long.
19:32It's longer than a crab.
19:34It's a real crab.
19:38He throws away his shame and does something.
19:44It came from his tits.
19:46It came from his tits.
19:48He's serious.
19:51He found it.
19:53He found it.
19:56His feet are like crab legs.
19:58There's a lot of crabs!
20:00Stop it!
20:02Stop it!
20:04Stop it!
20:06Stop it!
20:08Stop it!
20:10Stop it!
20:12Stop it!
20:14It's like a dolphin, right?
20:16It's like a bubble ring.
20:18Can you take it out?
20:20What?
20:22Are you cutting its legs?
20:24You cut its legs!
20:26You cut it!
20:28Why?
20:30You cut its legs!
20:32No way!
20:34It's delicious!
20:36He said it!
20:38He gave it to you!
20:40He let you eat it!
20:42He let me eat it!
20:44He's giving it to you!
20:46Kiss!
20:48Kiss the crab!
20:50You're kissing it too much!
20:52You're kissing it too much!
20:54You're kissing it too much!
20:58He's cutting it more and more!
21:00He's cutting it more and more!
21:02He's cutting its legs more and more!
21:04It's a cow!
21:06It's a cow!
21:12Daigo, it's so hard!
21:14Thank you for showing us until the end.
21:16The answer is to take out the bubble ring.
21:18The first one?
21:20The first one?
21:22The round one.
21:24That's the most possible answer.
21:26Q.I. dance, right?
21:28It seems possible.
21:30It's a Q.I. performance that all the members are very unique, but is there a right answer?
21:42The answer is...
21:44The answer is...
21:46The answer is...
21:48It's too sudden.
21:50That's too much!
21:52Don't make a face like that!
21:56Here's the question.
21:57Grab it with scissors and swing it around.
22:00Wow!
22:02That's amazing!
22:04If you see a female you like, grab her with big scissors and appeal to her.
22:09Does that mean you have to swing it around and the female has to squeeze it?
22:12When another male comes, you have to make sure he doesn't grab it and run away.
22:16Oh, so you have to lift it up.
22:18That's true.
22:20Who was the closest?
22:22Who lifted it up?
22:24Me!
22:26I lifted my back up.
22:27The correct answer is Seiya!
22:29Yay!
22:31I didn't do anything.
22:33That's true.
22:36The unlucky Sano is now in the lead.
22:38He gets the boiled crab!
22:42Isn't this bad?
22:43It's bad.
22:45It's okay. You got it right.
22:47You got it right.
22:49I didn't get it right.
22:51The correct answer is Seiya and Akase Hamaguchi.
22:54Yay!
22:56You always lifted it up.
22:58I lifted it up.
23:01Wow!
23:03That's amazing.
23:05It's so firm.
23:06Are you eating it first?
23:08I'll eat it first.
23:10Go ahead.
23:14Don't underestimate me!
23:17Why are you suddenly being so friendly?
23:21I'll eat it now.
23:23You can speak quietly.
23:25Wow, it's good.
23:29It's good!
23:30Yay!
23:32It's a pleasure to eat crab.
23:34It's really good.
23:36I'm so happy.
23:37I can eat this.
23:38I'm glad I played the crab game.
23:43Right, Sano?
23:44Yeah.
23:45I feel like I lost weight.
23:47I'm tired.
23:54Yay!
23:56We won!
24:00The second half of the battle to win the crab game.
24:07The battle is intense.
24:11If you think it's unfair, please tell us.
24:14Okay.
24:17And a famous scene was born.
24:20No way.
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