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00:00THE END
00:02Congratulations!
00:04Congratulations!
00:06Congratulations!
00:08Ready?
00:103, 2, 1!
00:12Which one should I start with?
00:14There's a lot!
00:16Which one should I start with?
00:18Which one should I start with?
00:20If you decide, we'll go die together!
00:22There's a lot.
00:24Is there anyone you can talk to?
00:26Will you die?
00:28There's a lot.
00:30You have to be happy only about today.
00:32You have to be happy only about today.
00:34But,
00:36congratulate on your marriage!
00:42Congratulations!
00:44Thank you very much!
00:46Did you marry
00:48the person from Ginza yesterday?
00:50No, I didn't.
00:52He broke up with her.
00:54He met her through a dating app
00:56You don't say that often.
00:58You don't say that often.
01:00I dated a woman's brother.
01:04I dated my brother a long time ago.
01:06Who was the president?
01:08The president was a woman.
01:10I heard about the farewell of the president and his mother in Ginza.
01:12I was very impressed.
01:14I heard that.
01:16Is that a farewell?
01:18It's a farewell to the person who has been taking care of me so far.
01:22I'm about to cry.
01:25What are you talking about?
01:29I like the farewell the most.
01:33You like love.
01:36You like love and laughter.
01:38You like love and laughter.
01:41I made a phone call in the afternoon and made an appointment.
01:43That place is here.
01:45There is a retail store.
01:47That's the best place.
01:49You made a bookmark.
01:55Don't call it a discriminatory term.
01:59There is a parade next to the farewell.
02:04There is a parade next to the farewell.
02:06There is a parade next to the farewell.
02:08There is a parade next to the farewell.
02:10There is a gap.
02:12There is a gap.
02:14What kind of parade is it?
02:16It's a winning parade.
02:19I see.
02:23I don't know that kind of winning parade.
02:28I want a cheap and busy parade.
02:31I see.
02:33I want a popular and cheap parade.
02:35I don't think that kind of winning is important.
02:37I wonder what festival they are talking about.
02:39Do you think it's a shopping mall?
02:41Of course.
02:43They are talking about whether we are drunk or not.
02:46You were assuming we were kids
02:48What day was it?
02:50You are saying you were born in a normal day
02:52Right
02:53I like the beginning
02:55a normal day
02:57Maybe
02:59They must be full of brain
03:03I've had this kind of marriages
03:05little to no
03:07But I've never had such a thing
03:09In my life
03:13It was like throwing a party at a shopping mall
03:15I'm sorry, but this is the first time I've ever heard of it.
03:19That's why I feel sorry for your mom when we talk about breaking up.
03:23How long have you been together?
03:25I've been with my mom for about 5 years.
03:27That's a long time.
03:29Can you tell us the real reason?
03:31Why are you in such a hurry?
03:33It's a long time.
03:35It's been a long time.
03:37What's the real reason?
03:39The real reason is...
03:41We've been together for a long time.
03:43So we've grown apart.
03:45We've grown apart.
03:47We were together until Friday.
03:49I was a part of your song.
03:51I was a part of your song.
03:53I'm sorry.
03:57I didn't know.
03:59We played Mahjong all the time.
04:03I can't talk to him.
04:05You were in a conversation with him.
04:07We were in a conversation with him.
04:09It was obvious, wasn't it?
04:11What did you wait for?
04:12One year.
04:13One year is a pain!
04:15A pain!
04:16Penalty!
04:18Penalty!
04:19I had two low pins, so I had to wait for a penalty.
04:22How did you know it was a stay higher?
04:24That's enough.
04:258, 8.
04:268, 9.
04:278, 9.
04:288, 9.
04:29So, you were playing Mahjong.
04:31I went up and said, yes!
04:33You were happy.
04:34Suddenly, they said, let's end it.
04:37Suddenly.
04:38From her?
04:39From her.
04:40I was surprised.
04:41Let's end it.
04:42I was happy to be up there.
04:45I was like, what?
04:48What do you mean?
04:50She said, you don't remember what I talked to you about, do you?
04:56You don't remember what we talked about, do you?
04:59You have a good story!
05:01No, I didn't mean that.
05:03This is a real story.
05:05It was weird when the teacher came in.
05:08Teacher!
05:09Teacher!
05:10So, you're going to do your best.
05:14Yes, I'm going to do my best in Manzai.
05:16I want to be in a position to support you.
05:21That's a good story.
05:23That's where the matching app came in.
05:26I don't really want to say that.
05:29My son also has a matching app.
05:32Is that so?
05:35I don't know what's going to happen.
05:37But he talks a lot.
05:39He gets angry.
05:41If he gets angry, it's over.
05:44He'll get angry.
05:46He'll get angry.
05:48If I say, take it.
05:51He'll say, that's enough.
05:53That's where I met the nurse.
05:57Until you got married.
05:58That's early.
05:59I had a baby.
06:01Really?
06:02That's right.
06:03In the matching app, he only met the nurse four times.
06:10He only met her four times.
06:14No matter how much I'm asked, I like it.
06:18What's the problem?
06:20I like it.
06:21Tonight.
06:22I'm ready to do anything to sell.
06:27He said to me,
06:29If you get married, you can do two more rounds.
06:33That's too much.
06:40I don't want to talk to you.
06:43Please take it.
06:45Please take it.
06:47I don't have a favorite child.
06:52You don't have a choice.
06:54There's a lot going on.
06:58It's a violent case.
06:59No, it's not.
07:01Episode 459.
07:03The movement to drive out the rotten apple entertainer.
07:06But the guitarist said too much.
07:11I have to call the guest.
07:13Today's guest is this person.
07:16Hello.
07:17Welcome.
07:19It's the usual.
07:22You don't want to make a guest, do you?
07:25Let's talk.
07:27You don't want to make a guest, do you?
07:29Let's talk.
07:30I saw you last week.
07:32Let's stop it.
07:34You're like a part-time job.
07:37Let's talk.
07:38I'll do it until I get in.
07:41I'm not a part-time job.
07:43Let's talk.
07:44That's enough.
07:46You are today's part-time leader.
07:48Let's talk.
07:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:57I don't know.
07:59This is how you're supposed to do it.
08:05Okay.
08:07You're just changing roles.
08:09You're just changing roles.
08:11There are 4 teams in Shin Giri Giri.
08:13This is just one team.
08:15Let's stop.
08:17Let's stop.
08:19You're thinking of Minamikawa, right?
08:21Me?
08:23That's also a number.
08:25That's also a number.
08:27I don't like that.
08:29It's activated.
08:31I saw that bag and I couldn't do it.
08:33I saw that bag and I couldn't do it.
08:35So there's one more big number.
08:37So there's one more big number.
08:39You are Minamikawa?
08:41I'm not Minamikawa.
08:43Who are you?
08:45I'm A.V. Dime, a high school graduate with over 50 years old.
08:47I'm over 50 years old.
08:49Don't like it.
08:51Don't like it.
08:53That's an online picture of Shosei.
08:55That's an online picture of Shosei.
08:57That's an online picture of Shosei.
08:59That's an online picture of Shosei.
09:01That's unfair.
09:032046 yen.
09:06That's all you get.
09:07That's all you get.
09:08That's all you get.
09:10That's all you get.
09:11That's all you get.
09:12I'm trying to make you laugh, and the people don't care, but you're stupid.
09:19I'm trying to make you laugh, and the people don't care, but you're stupid.
09:20Give him back 1,000 yen.
09:22Give him back 1,000 yen.
09:24That's a bit of a minus.
09:26Over 50 years old...
09:27I told him to be a high school student and become a professional actor.
09:32I feel bad
09:33That's not good
09:33That's not good
09:34Minamikawa
09:35Yes
09:36Em...
09:36Minamikawa?
09:37Yes
09:38He's so quick
09:39He's so quick
09:40He's so quick
09:41Easy
09:42He has to pay for his revenge
09:44He has to pay for it
09:45Yes I do
09:46I do
09:47It's already my first appearance
09:48It's already my first appearance
09:49No
09:50It's already my first appearance
09:51Who?
09:52According to the Shorace preliminary
09:54He looks quirky but he can do it
09:56He's the director of women's team
09:59Olkhen
10:01They were just getting started.
10:03He was a little bit cocky.
10:05A little bit cocky.
10:07Just barely.
10:08No, barely out.
10:10Like that.
10:12Like that.
10:14That was 2,400 yen.
10:16He's cheap.
10:18Cheap.
10:19That's a 2,400 yen shop.
10:21Cheap.
10:23Takotsukuna is also a Don Quijote.
10:26Takotsukuna is also a Don Quijote.
10:28He's counting.
10:30He's a private business.
10:32He stepped on my glasses.
10:34That's a huge minus.
10:36That's a huge minus.
10:38He stepped on my glasses.
10:40He stepped on my glasses.
10:42He's wearing Gucci glasses.
10:44Why does he wear glasses only at the factory?
10:47Why does he wear glasses only at the factory?
10:49That's because of this.
10:51He's a pervert.
10:53This is a unique look.
10:55This is a unique look.
10:58He usually wears Gucci glasses.
11:02Everyone is free.
11:04Everyone is free.
11:06Here is the first claim from Champion's Shinichi.
11:09Here is the first claim from Champion's Shinichi.
11:10You are a violation of the joke law.
11:12You are a violation of the joke law.
11:14Please behave yourself.
11:18You are a violation of the joke law.
11:24I've never seen anything like this.
11:26Kei, when people talk about you, you have to sort out the receipts.
11:32The receipts are more important than the claims.
11:34You have to give it to your wife.
11:36I'm scared of all the claims.
11:37What are you doing?
11:38There's no order in comedy.
11:42It's all about you.
11:44Aminami?
11:46There's no change in the seniors who want to make their juniors taste good.
11:49You too.
11:50You too.
11:51That's harsh.
11:52That's harsh.
11:53You too.
11:54You're making me really scared.
11:56You're making me really scared.
11:58You're making me really scared.
12:00You're making me really scared.
12:01It's all about you.
12:02It's all about you.
12:03Even though it's my turn to talk, I'm trying to make it my turn.
12:08I want to make it my turn.
12:12If I were a junior, I'd give him a chance to talk.
12:17That's right.
12:18It's easier.
12:20When I was invited to the Champions League for the first time, Mr. Saraba was there.
12:24I've known Mr. Saraba for a long time.
12:26Mr. Saraba talked to me a lot.
12:28Mr. Minamikawa was here.
12:30There was a lot of response to the previous recording.
12:33He didn't get involved with us.
12:36We've known each other for a long time.
12:38We've been on a lot of shows together.
12:41He didn't get involved with us at all.
12:46He didn't get involved with us at all.
12:51You're just imitating Mr. Saraba.
12:56You'd be in trouble if you were dumped.
12:58I'm not going to talk if you imitated me.
13:01I'm just here to do this.
13:04What are you talking about?
13:05You're just here to talk.
13:07I'm just here to talk.
13:08Who are you talking to?
13:09When we had the first and second breaks, Mr. Saraba said,
13:12I didn't expect you to come to the second break, so I'm in trouble.
13:15You came to the first break three times.
13:17You always say,
13:19How many are there in the school?
13:21You didn't listen to me at that time.
13:24If you didn't listen to me, it's 2-2.
13:26Think of it as 2-2.
13:28Think of it as 2-2.
13:30It's 2-2.
13:33That's it for today.
13:35It's 4-4 because I'm a factory guest today.
13:39I'll do it later.
13:41The first two breaks were terrible.
13:44It was a mess.
13:46It was a mess.
13:48What should I do?
13:49Is he just thinking about himself?
13:52That's how I feel.
13:54I'm not like that.
13:55I was dumped right away.
13:57I was abused.
14:01This is a big problem.
14:02This is a big problem.
14:03This is a big problem.
14:04This is a big problem.
14:05Mr. Minamikawa.
14:06He's from a long-distance relationship.
14:08I go to this set a lot.
14:10I went to this set a lot last year.
14:13There is a 10-hour limited time shooting.
14:17I'm a person who can calculate all the cuts.
14:21He is a professional.
14:23I was angry at him.
14:27Why?
14:29I didn't do anything wrong.
14:32It's just bullying.
14:33I was bullied.
14:35There are too many things.
14:40No.
14:41It's not like a popular entertainer.
14:43That's right.
14:45You can't say that.
14:46I don't know if I can say that.
14:49I'm scared.
14:50It's the worst story I've ever heard.
14:53He scolded my wife.
15:00If that's the case, then he's too much of a villain, so in order to control him,
15:05I said, hey, don't get in his way, and I just punched him a little.
15:07I didn't hit him though.
15:08Of course you didn't.
15:09What?
15:10I hit him.
15:10I just punched him normally, didn't I?
15:12It hurt so much.
15:14So, can I say that?
15:15Which one?
15:16Which one?
15:16Can I say that?
15:17Which one?
15:17Which one?
15:18Which one?
15:18Which one?
15:19The reason is obvious, isn't it?
15:20What?
15:21I don't need that preface.
15:22Say it.
15:23What?
15:24What?
15:24What?
15:25What?
15:25What?
15:26What?
15:26What?
15:28Mr. Yanagisawa is really calculating,
15:30and in order to sell, he would do anything.
15:33Ah!
15:34What he said to me was,
15:36if I take my wife,
15:40I can go to the west.
15:42He's too much.
15:44Which one? Which one?
15:45You shouldn't be next to him.
15:47Stop it.
15:48I'm not.
15:49You're not.
15:50You're not.
15:51But he said it.
15:52He didn't say it.
15:53He said it.
15:54He said it.
15:54Ignore the flow.
15:56This is nonsense.
15:58He was calculating as a victim,
16:00he could go on for two more years.
16:02To make money.
16:04To make money.
16:06To make money.
16:07He said it before the first preface,
16:10and he said it's cute,
16:12and after he said he would take his wife,
16:15he said,
16:17if I take my wife,
16:18I can watch TV.
16:20I can dance.
16:21He did say that.
16:23I didn't say it.
16:25I don't know.
16:26I just saw it twice.
16:28You're horrible. Shinichi was kidnapped.
16:30That's a lie!
16:31What?
16:32That's the worst.
16:34That's not funny.
16:35That's not true.
16:36That's not true.
16:37That's not funny.
16:38That's not true.
16:39That's not funny.
16:40That's not funny.
16:41Let's have a show on TETRARU TV.
16:42TETRARU TV?
16:43What's TETRARU TV?
16:44What's TETRARU TV?
16:45What's TETRARU TV?
16:46It's like Akatsuya TV.
16:49TETRARU TV.
16:50I didn't appear on TV.
16:51I want to be popular.
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18:45One more time.
18:46I don't have any idea.
18:47I have an idea.
18:48You don't have an idea.
18:49I won't give up.
18:50That's too bad.
18:51You couldn't give up at the beginning.
18:53So, tell us.
18:57I dyed my hair red.
18:59I don't know the whole story.
19:01What is he talking about?
19:02I have no idea.
19:03I had a conference in the cafe three days ago.
19:06Did you mean that?
19:07A conference between claimant and claimant.
19:10Recited by a claimant.
19:11This guy is very exciting.
19:13You said you wanted to eat expensive meat curry, but you got angry and said let's have a meeting, is that it?
19:20What the hell is this?
19:22I don't have time for glasses.
19:24What do you mean expensive meat curry?
19:26What number is it? Please tell me the number.
19:29I'll do it if you tell me the number.
19:32I'll do it according to the meeting.
19:35Please tell me the number.
19:37What number is it?
19:39I'll do it if you tell me the number.
19:42What number is it?
19:44It's number 4.
19:46It's not number one.
19:48What's number one?
19:50I'm having a hard time with my wife.
19:57Is it counseling?
19:59What the hell is this?
20:01You want to have a meeting, don't you?
20:04You said you wanted to eat expensive meat curry, but you got angry and said let's have a meeting, is that it?
20:10You want to have a meeting, don't you?
20:12That's not what I mean.
20:14I want you to cook more.
20:16I want you to cook more.
20:18I've been waiting for two days.
20:22You should have thought about how to make it fun.
20:26What's number two?
20:28What's number two?
20:30There's only one page.
20:32It's number one.
20:34It's thick, so there's only one page.
20:38To be honest, it wasn't Enman Taisha.
20:42I'm really curious.
20:47You're just a journalist, aren't you?
20:50What you're doing.
20:52It's free.
20:55I don't think I'll be able to tell you the rest of the story, so I'll end it here.
21:02But Shinichi's struggle continues.
21:07Let's go.
21:09Please.
21:10The two of us.
21:11As soon as Dai-chan entered the dressing room today, he said he wanted to do it no matter what.
21:15Don't fight.
21:17Don't fight.
21:20Kazuki Kitamura.
21:24Hey, give me 300 million.
21:27Louis Vuitton.
21:30It's similar.
21:32It's very similar.
21:40I don't need this.
21:45Dai-chan, did you make a plan?
21:47No, I didn't.
21:49I was going to do something else.
21:51What was that?
21:52I caught the Louis Vuitton that was flying behind me.
21:57It's a Louis Vuitton.
21:59It's a Louis Vuitton theme.
22:01I don't think I'm ringing a bell.
22:03I was told I wanted to do this in the dressing room.
22:05I was going to do something else.
22:08But now I'm going to throw it all away.
22:10Maybe it was exciting to talk about marriage, so I threw it away.
22:14You're really different.
22:16Now you can talk about marriage.
22:18No, no, no.
22:20Now I'm going to do what I want to do.
22:23I'm sorry, but I'm going to throw away the Louis Vuitton that Kazuki Kitamura gave me.
22:27Go home.
22:29I'm going to throw it all away.
22:32I'm going to throw it all away.
22:34SHINICHI, let's get started.
22:36Yes, please.
22:38Do you want to talk about marriage?
22:40Yes.
22:42It's okay.
22:44Here, listen to this.
22:46I didn't want to say it but
22:48Ah, he's good at it.
22:49I don't want to say it, I don't want to say it, I don't want to say it
22:56I didn't want to say it but
23:04An entertainer like me that's in the semi-finals of M-1 is the one playing most
23:10It's not fun to just drink and play baseball.
23:15It doesn't hurt.
23:21Instant Johnson's Yuzo-san.
23:24I've never seen him or heard of him.
23:27He's been live-streaming every day from his app.
23:31I remembered!
23:34I just played Jai and Mahjong yesterday!
23:38Let's play an app!
23:40Like this?
23:41Yes.
23:42Are you ready?
23:43Yes.
23:44It's a closed shutter.
23:45Just open the door and see who's here.
23:49I'm home!
23:51Huh?
23:52When the flame of the flambe was bigger than I thought,
23:55Motegi Chef came?
23:58That's amazing.
23:59He's so popular.
24:00He's so popular.
24:01He's amazing.
24:02He's buying books now.
24:05I'm here to tell you how to use the money you have now.
24:09We brought it with us.
24:11I want you to listen to it.
24:15They may not have been alive when they were on air.
24:18I'm going to use that as a countermeasure.
24:27We're going to do a business called Usume-ya.
24:29Usume-ya?
24:30That sounds cool.
24:31It's going to be a movie.
24:32I was so stressed out that I threw up.
24:37At that time, I threw up a lot.
24:43The new business of Give Me Money Brothers worth 10 million yen is...
24:48It's not enough to maintain a car.
24:50And...
24:51There's no one who thinks Minamika-san is funny.
24:57Hey!
24:59Minamika-san is hated by everyone.
25:01Why?
25:02He's a nurse I met on a dating app.
25:04Don't say too much.
25:05What?
25:06Don't say too much.
25:08Minamika-san is on TVER and FOD.
25:11Please let me do Netorari TV.
25:14Let's go!
25:19This kind of thing is a strong claim.
25:23I'm going to take it.
25:24I'm going to take it.
25:26I've been stumbling before you came to me.
25:32So, I'm going to show you something embarrassing.
25:41What do you think?
25:45That's good.
25:47That's not good.
25:50That's good.
25:52That's a lie.
25:54You had a meeting, didn't you?
25:56I'm sorry.
25:57That's not good.
25:59You're exaggerating.
26:00I had a meeting for 4 hours.
26:02But, next time.
26:04No, I'm serious.
26:05Please give me a chance.
26:06No, I'm serious.
26:07Please give me a chance.
26:08Why?
26:09Why don't you let me do it?
26:10Please give me a chance.
26:11I'm begging you.
26:12I'm sorry.
26:13I'll do it with my right arm and my left arm.
26:15I'll do it.
26:16If you have a chance, do it.
26:18I have something to say.
26:19I have something to say.
26:21Why can't you say it?
26:23Why can't you say it?
26:25Why can't you say it?
26:27I can't say it now.