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00:00Now, it's started. This is a side story.
00:02This time, we are going to talk about a side story.
00:04Please welcome these people.
00:09What kind of meeting is this?
00:11I can't imagine. I'm looking forward to it.
00:15Mr. Juni Takada.
00:17It's your first time here.
00:19Please tell us who you are, Mr. Takada.
00:21I feel like I've been here 4 or 5 times already.
00:23That's not true!
00:26Mr. Takada and I have been working together recently.
00:30It's Mr. Okada's show.
00:32It's easy for Mr. Okada to come here.
00:35It's really hard for me.
00:37It's really hard for me.
00:39It's really hard for me.
00:41Don't say it's hard.
00:42It's really hard for me.
00:44I have to pick up Mr. Okada's stupidity.
00:46I'm doing my best, but I don't need it from the side.
00:50It's a stupidity that doesn't fit in a laughing textbook.
00:54It's funny.
00:56It's funny.
00:58It's hard for me.
01:00It's easy for me.
01:02It's hard for me.
01:04If I were you, I would have a little bit of a bad expression on my face.
01:07It's hard to do that.
01:09It's really hard for me.
01:11I don't know if it's hard.
01:13It's impossible for Mr. Okada.
01:15It's hard.
01:17This is also a side story.
01:19It's a side story.
01:21It's a side story.
01:23It's a side story.
01:25It's a side story.
01:27This is a side story.
01:29Tonight.
01:31There are a lot of fans of comedians.
01:33Mr. Takada is the first person I laughed at in my life.
01:37I'm glad.
01:38I'll tell you where to dig.
01:40I'll tell you.
01:41I'm in trouble.
01:42A legendary comedian representing Japan.
01:45Mr. Junji Takada is here.
01:48I want to hear more about you.
01:50No, no, no.
01:51You don't have the courage, do you?
01:53I don't have the courage.
01:56Mr. Takada, the king of comedy.
01:59What is the story of his brilliant life as a comedian?
02:02I joined the troupe when I was 30 years old.
02:04The troupe?
02:05I had a one-year-old child.
02:07At that time?
02:09How much was it when I was on TV?
02:13I didn't have 200,000 yen.
02:15Is that so?
02:17In addition.
02:18Behind the legendary shooting.
02:22I washed your hair a lot.
02:25While doing that.
02:27It's unfair.
02:28It's a hair massage.
02:29It's a devil's business.
02:30The man who admires comedians.
02:33I can't even make a joke.
02:37Unexpected jokes come out for an hour.
02:40This is it.
02:41This is it.
02:42I'm going to delete it all of a sudden.
02:44I'm sorry I said such a bad joke.
02:46I don't know what you're talking about.
02:50This is a side story, but it's about to start.
02:54This is tonight's topic.
02:56The three most appropriate men of the Showa, Heisei, and entertainment world are here.
03:02Mr. Takada is the most appropriate.
03:07I'm often told that I'm an adult.
03:10No one says that.
03:12I've only been there once or twice.
03:16I've only been there once or twice.
03:19Mr. Okada is the most appropriate.
03:21I'm not the most appropriate.
03:24I don't know if you don't like it.
03:25Mr. Okada is also the most appropriate.
03:28I'm not the most appropriate.
03:29I'm not the most appropriate.
03:30I'm not the most appropriate.
03:34I'm embarrassed.
03:36I haven't been the most appropriate in over 30 years of my career.
03:39It's been 32 years.
03:41This is the most appropriate.
03:43It's like a high school boy.
03:46You two are the most appropriate.
03:48You're handsome, so you're the most appropriate.
03:52That's right.
03:53You're handsome, so you're the most appropriate.
03:55Mr. Okada is the most appropriate.
03:58I'm often told that I'm handsome.
04:01I don't know if this generation really thinks we're handsome.
04:06This is a different generation.
04:08The generation will change to be handsome.
04:11What about Hime Hime?
04:12I'm Hima Hime.
04:13I'm sorry.
04:14I'm Hime Hime.
04:15Hime Hime.
04:17I'm Hime Hime.
04:18I'm Hime Hime.
04:19Yes.
04:20I'm not very good-looking.
04:23No, but you're the most handsome.
04:25Everyone is handsome.
04:27You have a high nose and big eyes.
04:30I think you're perfect.
04:31You're a little embarrassed.
04:34You're embarrassed.
04:36I don't think that Hime Hime really thinks we're handsome.
04:39I don't know what you're talking about.
04:41You're talking like you have big eyes and a big nose.
04:43It's almost like you have double eyelids.
04:45You're just commenting on the thin parts.
04:47It's just the thin parts.
04:49Yoshimura-san,
04:51what topics do you want to talk about?
04:53I want to talk about
04:55the legendary comedian Junji Takada.
04:57Let's talk about him.
04:59This is a VTR.
05:01Okada-san,
05:03can you do a VTR impression?
05:05VTR!
05:07Here it is!
05:11After this,
05:13Takada-san's life as an entertainer.
05:17Around 42 years old,
05:19I'm about the same age as a salaryman.
05:21I've been working for 200 million yen.
05:23What are you talking about?
05:25Stop it!
05:27That's enough!
05:33Junji Takada,
05:35the legendary comedian Junji Takada.
05:39Speaking of Junji Takada,
05:41he has always been active
05:43in the first round of the entertainment world.
05:47What kind of life did he live
05:49to become a legend?
05:53Tonight,
05:55I'm going to ask him
05:57about the behind-the-scenes stories
05:59of the entertainment world
06:01from Takada-san's profile.
06:05Junji Takada,
06:07the legendary comedian Junji Takada.
06:11I'm glad to be called
06:13a comedian.
06:15As a field,
06:17I haven't been on a stage
06:19or a drama,
06:21and I've never done magic,
06:23so I'm not a magician.
06:25As a field,
06:27what can I say?
06:29I feel like
06:31I'm related to the entertainment world.
06:33But I haven't been on a stage
06:35for a long time.
06:37As far as I can see,
06:39he is a comedian.
06:41I thought he was a comedian.
06:43I thought he was a comedian.
06:45As I said earlier,
06:47he doesn't make jokes
06:49that are not in the textbook.
06:51On the contrary,
06:53there are many fans of comedians.
06:55For example,
06:57Shibata of UNTOUCHABLE
06:59came in thinking
07:01he was a comedian.
07:03He liked that kind of movement.
07:05He said he was a fan of Junji Takada.
07:07He said he was a fan of Junji Takada.
07:09So there are many fans of comedians.
07:11As far as I can see on TV,
07:13Junji Takada's make-up
07:15is the most popular.
07:17I've never seen anyone
07:19else do it.
07:21I also do that.
07:23I do it when I have a lot of waiting time.
07:25I do it when I have a lot of waiting time.
07:27I asked the person
07:29who is a comedian
07:31if I could draw his eyebrows.
07:33He said yes.
07:35He is a pioneer.
07:37He is a pioneer.
07:39I don't know if his eyebrows are funny.
07:41I don't know if his eyebrows are funny.
07:43I don't know if his eyebrows are funny.
07:45I'm glad to hear that.
07:47We don't have a field.
07:49We need to come up with ideas.
07:51You are the pioneer
07:53who makes jokes
07:55at the beginning of the shooting.
07:57There are few comedians
07:59who are such a pioneer.
08:01There is a famous comedian
08:03called Yuki Hyodo.
08:05Sakeshi Matsukara
08:07and everyone around him
08:09were so famous.
08:11Sakeshi Matsukara
08:13and everyone around him
08:15were so famous.
08:17We don't have many comedians
08:19who make jokes.
08:21We need to do something.
08:23I've been doing it for three years.
08:25The producer at the time, Mr. Kato, was a bit strict.
08:30He asked me if I could give him a little more money.
08:32I said, okay, since it's on the same Monday, I'll give it to you at 11 p.m.
08:36So I gave him a little more.
08:37Wow.
08:39I'm not trying to brag or anything, but from the age of 38, I started working on Genkiya Deletlipi.
08:43By the time I was about 42, I was about the same as the salaryman at the time.
08:48Wow.
08:49Mr. Takada is like a late bloomer.
08:52I started working on Genkiya Deletlipi when I was 30.
08:55Genkiya Deletlipi?
08:56I started working on Tokyo Kandenchi.
08:58Tokyo Kandenchi?
08:59I started working on Genkiya Deletlipi.
09:00At first, I was a researcher, and I did it for about a year.
09:04Then I quit.
09:05Then I took advantage of my talent and became a jewelry designer.
09:09You might not have heard it, but I took advantage of my talent.
09:12You were a jewelry designer.
09:15You were designing.
09:16I was told I was a jewelry designer, and I was.
09:19At that time...
09:21This is a side note.
09:28This is a side note.
09:29At that time, the jewelry industry was doing very well.
09:34The girl at the reception was cute, so I had my eyes on her for a long time.
09:40You like her, don't you?
09:41You like her, don't you?
09:43I called her out.
09:45I went to the yakitori restaurant.
09:48Before that, there were Emo, Akira, and Bengal.
09:51They were members of Tokyo Kandenchi.
09:53There were members.
09:54Everyone was talking about the play.
09:58I was a bit of a pervert.
10:02It's the first time I've heard that expression.
10:04Pervert.
10:05It's not a boy, it's a pervert.
10:09Above the boy.
10:10As for my feelings...
10:13Because I couldn't talk about the play.
10:16I only talked about the girl.
10:18I was embarrassed.
10:21I went home empty-handed that day because I was depressed.
10:24After that, I got a call.
10:27It was August.
10:29I was wondering if I should go to the park in November.
10:31I was wondering if I should go to the park in November.
10:33I'm working at a company.
10:35You're a salaryman.
10:36I can do it while I'm working.
10:39I decided to go to the company.
10:42I wanted to do it.
10:44If I didn't meet you at the YAKITORI store,
10:46I might not do it.
10:49The rehearsal started at 12 o'clock.
10:51I waited until about 5 o'clock at night.
10:53I was wondering where I was going to work.
10:55I see.
11:00Tokyo Kandenchi.
11:02If I hadn't met you at that time, I would have been 30 years old.
11:05I'm sorry to say that.
11:06I was 30 years old.
11:08It doesn't matter.
11:10Please talk to me.
11:12Please talk to me.
11:14I think that's my last chance.
11:21The opening of the shooting...
11:23We always make no sense.
11:27We found it fun.
11:31That's amazing.
11:33Why do you go to the shooting and start shooting the opening?
11:39I've never done anything like that outside of the studio.
11:42And when we did it together, the director, Inaba,
11:46he mostly used me.
11:48So before we went, the two of us,
11:50we talked about how we could make him laugh at least once.
11:55Do you remember what you did first?
11:58The opening.
11:59Takada-san's opening.
12:01I don't remember.
12:02I think I broke the glass.
12:05The opening.
12:06You broke the glass?
12:07This was an idea.
12:10In front of the camera,
12:12I took out the glass.
12:13You can't see the glass, right?
12:15So I took it out and broke the glass.
12:19So the people watching broke the camera?
12:21I think so.
12:23That's a good idea.
12:24I think it's a good idea.
12:27Let's do it.
12:28Let's do it.
12:29No one's doing it right now.
12:30No one's doing it.
12:31I see.
12:32This is a side note,
12:33Kamai-tachi, the opening,
12:36the two of them were doing funny things every time.
12:38They were doing a lot of funny things.
12:41I remember Kamai-tachi was amazing.
12:44There were a lot of funny things when they came in.
12:46They were doing funny things when they came in.
12:47I remember that.
12:49They were taking off their shoes and going in.
12:51They were doing that.
12:52I thought Kamai-tachi was going to sell a lot.
12:55No, no, no.
12:56I was watching Kamai-tachi.
12:57You've grown a lot.
12:59No, no.
13:01I was desperate.
13:02You look like you're having a good time.
13:04I'm having a good time.
13:05You said you didn't make much money when you were on Genki ga Deru TV.
13:10How much did you make?
13:121,000,000 yen.
13:13That's a lot.
13:141,000,000 yen?
13:151,000,000 yen?
13:17You shouldn't have said that.
13:19I didn't make 200,000 yen a month.
13:24Is that so?
13:26That's right.
13:28That's why I had to join the production team.
13:34At that time, I was the only regular on TV.
13:39The other people were on the stage.
13:43The members of Tokyo Kandeshi.
13:44The four of us were six people.
13:46I was the only one who had a one-year-old child.
13:48What?
13:49At that time?
13:50I think I thought about it from the beginning when I quit when I was a year old.
13:55However, when I have a one-year-old child, I am a bloodsucker.
14:01I don't drink alcohol.
14:02I know that.
14:04Don't you drink alcohol?
14:06I have to drink it.
14:08That's all.
14:11As a side note, the first person I laughed at in my life was TAKATA.
14:20I'm glad.
14:21I'll tell you where to dig.
14:23I'll tell you.
14:24What are you doing?
14:25I'll tell you.
14:26You just have to tell me.
14:27I'll tell you.
14:28I'm the one who's digging.
14:30I'm the one who's digging.
14:31That's right.
14:32You're fast.
14:33The angle is different, right?
14:34The angle is different.
14:35It's not the angle of an entertainer.
14:37The angle of an entertainer is different.
14:38When I noticed it, my back was cut off.
14:40That's right.
14:41That's dangerous.
14:42That's why I said I was hungry.
14:45That's right.
14:46The ring.
14:47That's right.
14:48That's it.
14:49That's a legend.
14:51People don't wash their fingers.
14:55It's a ring with a person's face on it.
14:57I didn't like it.
14:58I didn't like it.
14:59I washed my finger a lot that day.
15:02Did you wash your mouth while doing that?
15:05That's rude.
15:08You don't like people's fingers, do you?
15:10I understand.
15:11But it was switched on at once.
15:14I thought it was a legend.
15:16I've seen it on TV many times.
15:20It's a legend.
15:22You put a gum on it and stretch it.
15:24I've done a lot of things.
15:25It's the best.
15:26I'm in a position I shouldn't be in.
15:28This is a side note.
15:30Nijiko Kiyokawa is a famous actress.
15:33I lived in the suburbs at that time.
15:36I had about 2,000 acres of land in TOSHIN.
15:41I was a guarantor.
15:44You were a joint guarantor.
15:45I was a joint guarantor.
15:47My acquaintance opened a company.
15:49There were four people, but one more person was fine.
15:52I filed a complaint with a joint guarantor.
15:55My acquaintance closed the company and went bankrupt.
15:57There were five people in the joint guarantor.
15:59I divided it into five people.
16:01The bank was the richest person in the country.
16:06But I lost 2,000 acres of land.
16:09I lived in a small house in the suburbs.
16:12At first, I was just complaining about it.
16:14I had a lot of work to do.
16:17You shouldn't be a joint guarantor.
16:21What are you talking about?
16:23What are you talking about?
16:25I want to hear the behind-the-scenes story of the song.
16:29I want to hear the behind-the-scenes story.
16:31I've heard it before.
16:33How do you do it with TAKADA and KAMINUMA?
16:38I can't believe it.
16:40I'll tell you later.
16:41You're lying.
16:43You suddenly came in and changed my clothes.
16:46When did I change my clothes?
16:48I didn't change my clothes.
16:50Stop it.
16:52It's hard to be a guest on the show.
16:56I can't say anything.
16:58It's hard.
17:00Why are you talking in a low tone?
17:02I don't understand.
17:04I understand.
17:05It's not a big deal to talk in a low tone.
17:08I just understood TAKADA's theory.
17:11I'm not confident.
17:13Why are you lying in a low tone?
17:16I don't understand.
17:18It's called vibration in childhood.
17:23You're lying.
17:25You're kidding me.
17:27It's not a vibrating vibration.
17:29I understand.
17:31You say that sometimes.
17:33That's why it's confusing.
17:35That's why it's confusing.
17:37I don't want to say this.
17:39I was in the top five in elementary school and middle school.
17:42I was in the top five in elementary school and middle school.
17:44People around me said that I would be the president of Japan someday.
17:49That's true.
17:50I didn't say that.
17:52You didn't say that.
17:56That's amazing.
17:58That's great.
18:00How was your college entrance exam?
18:03I was in the first grade of TORITSU high school.
18:07I entered FUCHU high school.
18:09There was an observatory.
18:11It was made of concrete.
18:13It was an observatory in high school.
18:15I thought it was a good place.
18:17There were five or six people.
18:19There were six or seven people.
18:21There were seven or eight people.
18:23I don't care.
18:25I don't care about one or two people.
18:27If there is an observatory, I want it.
18:30However, there is a wonderful dome made of concrete.
18:36While I was there, I couldn't enter the telescope.
18:40That's amazing.
18:42That's amazing.
18:44I looked up at the sky from the open space.
18:48Isn't that just a hole?
18:50I looked up at the sky from the hole.
18:52I didn't enter the observatory until I graduated from high school.
18:55I was in the observatory all the time.
18:57You were called SHINDO.
19:00I was called SHINDO.
19:02What are you talking about?
19:04You were called SHINDO.
19:06How was your college entrance exam?
19:08At first, I took five courses.
19:10It was a college entrance exam.
19:12I took five courses.
19:14I couldn't take five courses.
19:16You took five courses in a difficult place.
19:18I took a course in law.
19:20At first, I was told by my homeroom teacher.
19:23I was told by my homeroom teacher.
19:25I was told by my homeroom teacher.
19:27I dropped my rank.
19:29I dropped my rank.
19:31My homeroom teacher's grandson is KENTO NAKAJIMA.
19:33My homeroom teacher's grandson is KENTO NAKAJIMA.
19:37I asked KENTO NAKAJIMA if he knew TOSHIO NAKAJIMA.
19:41There was a baseball fan club.
19:43I asked KENTO NAKAJIMA if he knew TOSHIO NAKAJIMA.
19:45He said, No.
19:47He said, No.
19:49I'm sorry to hear that.
19:51I'm sorry to hear that.
19:53What are you talking about?
19:55That's a good story.
19:57There are too many good things about KENTI.
19:59There are too many good things about KENTI.
20:01I took 5 exams in the first year.
20:03I thought it was the worst.
20:05I took 5 exams, but I didn't pass.
20:07I only have doubts.
20:09I only lie.
20:11No one trusts me.
20:13Why did I fail?
20:15It's just that the problem is different
20:17from what I studied.
20:19That's right.
20:21That's why the human difference is subtle.
20:23No, no, no.
20:25That's what college entrance exams are like.
20:27Even now, I wonder why I failed.
20:29Do you still remember?
20:31I'm having a dream.
20:33I had a dream that I passed the college entrance exam.
20:35And I had a dream that I forgot the lines
20:37at the theater.
20:39Only those two.
20:41And sometimes,
20:43I was late by 1 yen,
20:45and the next day, I was late by 10 yen,
20:47and the next day, I was late by 100 yen.
20:49What kind of dream is that?
20:51It's a boring dream.
20:53It's like,
20:55wake up and work!
20:57That's funny.
20:59I'm sorry.
21:01I don't know what you're talking about.
21:03I don't know what you're talking about.
21:05I don't know what you're talking about.
21:07That's funny.
21:09I wanted to ask you
21:11about the man from 5 o'clock.
21:13Do you want to talk about me?
21:15Do you have it?
21:17I have it.
21:19I have it.
21:21I talk a lot.
21:23I want to ask you two.
21:25You don't have it, do you?
21:27I don't have it, but...
21:31Mr. Gron has a lot of money.
21:33Mr. Gron,
21:35the man from 5 o'clock.
21:37I met him for the first time at the theater.
21:39Did you do the movement of the neck
21:41at the theater?
21:43Yes, I did it a lot.
21:45I did it at the theater.
21:47I did a lot of things at the theater.
21:49I got 200 million yen
21:51for the first time at the theater.
21:53That's a lot of money.
21:55That's a lot of money.
21:57I don't know which one.
21:59200 million yen is not zero.
22:01That's a lot of money.
22:03At that time,
22:05I didn't have that much money.
22:07But I had more money than usual.
22:09I was lucky.
22:11I see.
22:13I don't know if it's a lie or not,
22:15but I can't let my guard down.
22:17By the way,
22:19my highest monthly income
22:21is enough for me
22:23to buy a new car.
22:25It may be a lie.
22:27Mr. Takada,
22:29can I choose the next topic?
22:31Yes.
22:33I don't care.
22:35That's a good answer.
22:37I don't care.
22:39I'd like you to answer
22:41the four-step survey
22:43about the best man in Japan
22:45without hesitation.
22:47Is that okay?
22:49What are you doing?
22:51Mr. Takada, please stop it.
22:53Let's watch the VTR.
22:55VTR?
22:57Can I start the VTR?
22:59Okay.
23:01VTR, start!
23:05The four-step survey about the best man in Japan
23:07without hesitation
23:09about the best man in Kansai.
23:11I'd like you to answer
23:13the four-step survey
23:15about the best man in Japan
23:17in Osaka, where there are many people
23:19who look like Mr. Takada.
23:21I'd like you to answer
23:23the four-step survey
23:25about the best man in Kyobashi.
23:27The first one is
23:29Snack Aman, which opened
23:31two years ago in Kyobashi.
23:33It looks good.
23:35It's a popular shop
23:37with calm customers.
23:39This man is a regular customer
23:41of Snack Aman.
23:43I'd like you to answer
23:45the four-step survey about the best man in Kyobashi
23:47in Osaka, where there are many people
23:49who look like Mr. Takada.
23:51Let's watch.
23:53He is a regular customer
23:55of Snack Aman.
23:57He is a regular customer
23:59of Snack Aman.
24:01He is a regular customer
24:03of Snack Aman.
24:05Alright.
24:07He's a regular customer
24:09of Snack Aman.
24:11I'm not sure
24:13It's called Yonze.
24:15Yonze.
24:16It's like a mystery.
24:19If you keep looking for something interesting,
24:23it will come out and become interesting.
24:27It's like, it's going to overflow.
24:29It's like, it's going to overflow.
24:33There are about 720 copies left.
24:39Next is a luxury snack, Tiara.
24:43It's a shop full of energy.
24:47It looks fun.
24:48What kind of image do you have of Junji Takada?
24:50Erotic, cool, and a man of the house.
24:53I saw Junji Takada go to the site and do various things.
25:00I saw it.
25:01What do you want to ask Junji Takada?
25:04I want to ask Junji Takada what he's been up to lately.
25:15Junji Takada, are you still popular?
25:20I see.
25:25Next is a snack from Juso, Ribbon.
25:29It's a neo snack with a Showa retro concept.
25:33Is there anything you want to ask Junji Takada?
25:36There are a lot, but I often see him on TV.
25:41I wonder if he's really angry at someone.
25:44I wonder what happened after he got angry.
25:47I'm sure he's angry.
25:50I want to ask that.
25:52I'll do it.
25:53I want you to tell me how to deal with it.
25:57As a side note, this Yumama is a fan of Mr. Yamauchi.
26:02I want to meet Mr. Yamauchi.
26:04I like Mr. Yamauchi's poisonous style.
26:08Everyone has a poisonous style when they have a snack.
26:12I want you to come.
26:14Come and kiss me.
26:16It's a poisonous style.
26:18Kiss me.
26:21The last is a snack in Marine.
26:24Is the guest Junji Takada?
26:26Yes.
26:27He's the coolest man in Japan.
26:32I think he's a smart man.
26:34While praising Mr. Takada, the information of a regular customer came in.
26:40I can't trust him.
26:42Junji Takada of Junso.
26:44Junso Takada of Junso.
26:47There's a man who's better than him.
26:49It seems that the regular customer needs a man who's better than Takada.
26:54First of all, he seduces all the women he's not interested in.
26:58But he has no memory.
27:01He goes to the ATM and takes the money he sees.
27:07It's so appropriate that I can't count it.
27:11I really can't trust him.
27:14He seduces all the women.
27:17He steals the password.
27:20What kind of person is Junso Takada?
27:23I asked him to come here.
27:29Are you here?
27:32Do we look alike?
27:34Yes, we do.
27:40Junso Takada of Junso.
27:43There's a man who's better than him.
27:47Stop it!
27:51What?
27:55Do we look alike?
27:57Yes, we do.
27:58This is Junso Takada of Junso.
28:02How old is Mr. Takada?
28:04He's 38 years old.
28:07I can't do it.
28:09He seduces all the women.
28:13He steals the money.
28:17I'll give you 80,000 yen.
28:19I'll give you 100,000 yen.
28:21I'll give you 20,000 yen.
28:23I'll give you a taxi fare.
28:26That's his daily life.
28:30He's the president.
28:32He's the president.
28:37Junso Takada of Junso.
28:41I asked Mr. Takada to come here.
28:45Mr. Takada, please answer him.
28:51We look alike or not.
28:55I'm Junso Takada of Junso.
28:58I'm just an old man.
29:01I have a question for you.
29:03How do you keep yourself cool?
29:07I give my permission to my relatives on New Year's Day.
29:12Do you give your permission?
29:14No, I don't.
29:16I don't do that.
29:17I don't comment on that.
29:24I think he's popular.
29:26He's cool and dandy.
29:29He's cool and dandy.
29:31He's not 100%.
29:33He's cool.
29:35He's cool.
29:40I'm not talking about the Viagra.
29:42I'm sorry.
29:44I'm sorry.
29:46I'm sorry.
29:50I should have written it today.
29:52There are 17 people.
29:54I'm sorry.
29:56Please make it zero.
29:58Do you still go out to drink?
30:01I go out to drink.
30:03I get drunk when I get old.
30:07I'm a cute boy.
30:11I get in trouble.
30:13My hobby is to cut my butt.
30:16Your butt is cool.
30:18I cut my butt.
30:20I have a mannequin.
30:22I got a mannequin's lower body and decorated it at home.
30:25You are a monster.
30:27You are a monster.
30:29The mannequin's hips are cool.
30:32Do you have a mannequin's hips?
30:34I only have one.
30:36Do you have one?
30:38I have a hip, a leg, and a face.
30:40I have two faces.
30:42I have a big chest.
30:44I can hit it.
30:48I can hit grapes.
30:50I don't care if it's a big grape.
30:54When I'm 77 years old, I can't see anything.
31:01I'm embarrassed when YORITOMO lifts my collar when I'm 77 years old.
31:06I don't know what you're talking about.
31:09When I'm 77 years old.
31:11What are you talking about?
31:16I only know when I'm 77 years old.
31:19I don't know what happens after that.
31:22I'm anxious.
31:25I have an image of my age.
31:29I don't want to fall in love.
31:31I want to fall in love with a girl.
31:34Do you go out with younger people?
31:38Yes.
31:40Do you pay attention to them?
31:44I'm in my 50s.
31:47I don't want to be rude when I pay.
31:51I want to pay in installments.
31:53I don't care if I'm younger or older.
31:55Is that so?
31:57Don't people in their 50s pay you in installments?
32:02I don't care.
32:04I think it's better to pay in installments.
32:07I'll ask TAKADA to treat me.
32:09Do you pay in installments when you eat with these members?
32:12I'll ask OKADA to pay.
32:14Why?
32:16Thank you for the meal.
32:19Why?
32:21Do you pay in installments?
32:23Yes.
32:24I have an image of my age.
32:27Do you save money?
32:29I don't go out to drink.
32:31Don't you go out with younger people?
32:33I'm sorry.
32:35I don't drink.
32:37This is the only place I go.
32:39You are a strange person.
32:41I go golfing alone.
32:44No one invites you?
32:47I always go alone.
32:49It's dark.
32:51It's not dark.
32:53I don't play golf, so I don't know.
32:55I was invited several times.
32:57If I refuse, I can't be invited.
33:00The schedule doesn't match.
33:04I have to be careful.
33:07I go alone.
33:09I can go around alone.
33:12I go around alone and come back.
33:14I found it.
33:16I was in a different group.
33:18I took a picture of my golf bag in the car.
33:23I'm alone like this.
33:26I don't seem to be having fun.
33:29Are you a person at a golf course?
33:31I'm not a person at a golf course.
33:33I'm a normal person.
33:35You are a normal person.
33:37I'm not a staff at a golf course.
33:39You are polishing your club.
33:42I'm not a person at a golf course.
33:44Who is a person at a golf course?
33:47You are having fun.
33:49It's dark.
33:51I'm sad.
33:53You are a strange person.
33:55You are a strange person.
33:58You are like a bad Asian killer.
34:01You are a strange person.
34:03I'm a strange person.
34:05Who is the most adorable person?
34:07There is no such person.
34:09There is no such person.
34:11Where is your agency?
34:12It's called SHOCHIKU ENTERTAINMENT.
34:14You have a lot of juniors.
34:16I have a few juniors.
34:18Who is the most adorable person?
34:20There is no such person.
34:22You are a strange person.
34:24You don't take your juniors with you.
34:27You play golf alone.
34:29Are you surprised?
34:31You are a strange person.
34:33You have been playing golf for a long time.
34:36Do you play golf on TV shows?
34:39You don't play golf with people.
34:41You play golf with people on TV shows.
34:43You are nervous.
34:46You are not good at playing golf with people.
34:49You are not good at playing golf with people.
34:51You are not good at playing golf with people.
34:54The program staff looked into it.
34:56Junji Takada has left many famous sayings in the world.
35:01I will introduce some of them today.
35:03Here it is.
35:05Don't aim for the first or second place.
35:07Aim for the fourth or fifth place.
35:09Did I say that?
35:12I say it with the atmosphere of that time.
35:15I barely remember.
35:17I think it's a deep word.
35:20I feel like it's deep.
35:21Don't aim for the first or second place.
35:23Don't aim for the third place.
35:25You said the fourth or fifth place.
35:27Did I say the fourth or fifth place?
35:30You said the fourth or fifth place.
35:32I don't want to hear such a person's story.
35:35I can't hear it anymore.
35:38What did you want to say?
35:40I think it's a deep word.
35:43Don't aim for the third place.
35:45I can't hear it.
35:47I don't need it anymore.
35:49I don't need it anymore.
35:52I value the present.
35:54I don't think about the past or the future.
35:57I don't think about the future.
35:59I only have 20 or 30 years left.
36:02I don't think about the past.
36:05I don't think about the past.
36:08Don't you think about the future?
36:10I will die someday.
36:12Do you think about the future?
36:14It's hard to learn skateboarding from now on.
36:18I want you to learn skateboarding in 1977.
36:21I want you to learn skateboarding in 1977.
36:24I can't preach.
36:26I can't talk about the past.
36:28I can't talk about my pride.
36:31If I do that, I can only talk about myself.
36:34That's why I talk about myself.
36:36I see.
36:37I'm telling you that.
36:38If you tell me, I'll talk about the past.
36:40I'm doing it.
36:42I'm doing it.
36:43I don't do it from myself.
36:45I'm talking about myself.
36:47If you tell me that you have 20,000 subscribers, I'll say yes.
36:50I don't do it from myself.
36:52I can only talk about myself.
36:56I can only talk about myself.
36:58I'm a pervert.
37:00I'm a pervert.
37:01Don't introduce yourself like that.
37:03I'm a pervert.
37:05If I keep doing it every day, I'll be a pervert.
37:08I see.
37:09I'm a pervert.
37:10I'll be a pervert forever.
37:12I'll be a pervert.
37:17It's a deep story, isn't it?
37:18It's a deep story.
37:20You don't look like a pervert at all.
37:22Are you really a pervert?
37:24Are you saying that you are a pervert?
37:26I'm a pervert.
37:28Everyone says I'm a pervert, but I don't know what a pervert is.
37:33You don't know?
37:34I don't know.
37:35Are you really playing?
37:36Are you just saying that you are a pervert?
37:39I'm 77 years old.
37:40It's hard for me to play.
37:42When I was in my 40s and 50s, I didn't know what to do.
37:48When I'm 77 years old, I don't know what to do.
37:53You mean your age, right?
37:55I've been doing the same thing for a long time, so I'm not very excited.
38:01You've been doing the same thing for a long time.
38:03Suddenly, you're talking about Oshimone.
38:06I think we're doing the same thing after all.
38:09This is a famous saying.
38:12We've been doing the same thing for a long time.
38:15We're doing the same thing.
38:17I wake up in the morning and sleep.
38:20My daily life doesn't change that much.
38:23If I change my daily life like that, I'll go home and be weird.
38:26I thought it was a Oshimone story.
38:29I thought it was a Oshimone story.
38:31I thought so, too.
38:32It's hard.
38:33I think women have preferences.
38:36I thought it was a Oshimone story, but it was a daily life.
38:40It's hard.
38:41I thought it was a daily life, but it was a Oshimone story.
38:45I don't know what you're talking about.
38:48I don't know what you're talking about.
38:50There's another one.
38:51The boss is there for his subordinates to say bad things about him.
38:54This is a famous saying.
38:55This is a famous saying.
38:56Of course.
38:57The subordinates only say bad things about people who aren't there.
39:03When a theater director says bad things about people who aren't there, the alcohol is delicious.
39:08No one praises people while drinking, right?
39:10No one.
39:11When you say bad things about people, it's like you're alive.
39:15Like, what about him.
39:17He's the most fun.
39:18He's the most fun.
39:23He's the worst man in the theater.
39:26He's the worst man in the theater.
39:28It's not what I said.
39:31It's not what I said.
39:32It's totally different.
39:33I'm the boss, so I asked my subordinates to say bad things about me.
39:37They said,
39:38They said,
39:40It's a story where bad things are fun.
39:41It's a story where bad things are fun.
39:44Is there a saying that Kagura Okada cherishes?
39:46It's a saying, so I'll give you a side note.
39:49The thing I always think about is
39:52I'll do my best.
39:53It's not a broken heart.
39:54So I appreciate your handling of the editing.
39:55That's all.
39:56That's all.
39:58I'm really going to do my best with the TV show.
40:01Are you doing it with the mayor?
40:02It's Tani police.
40:03That's right.
40:05It's a scalp massage.
40:07I don't know what you're talking about.
40:09Stop it!
40:10Stop it!
40:11It's a demon's business.
40:12It's a demon's business.
40:13You said it at the wrong time.
40:15What was the conclusion?
40:16The conclusion is that everyone is like that.
40:19At first, it's hard to get out.
40:22But as a result, it's better to get out and fail.
40:25As a result, the failure gradually becomes a fruit.
40:29Mr. Okada was like that from the beginning.
40:32No, it wasn't like that.
40:33It was different.
40:34It was a cool second Odo Tsukkomi.
40:37It was a sharp Odo Tsukkomi.
40:40It was like a half.
40:43I'm doing Tsukkomi.
40:45I'm doing Tsukkomi.
40:47I don't know.
40:49It was like a half.
40:51I was doing Tsukkomi like that.
40:54It was like Tenki.
40:55It was M-1.
40:57After shooting M-1,
40:59it was like a comic book.
41:01The story was funny.
41:03Of course, there was a comedy scene.
41:06Everyone knows the Tsukkomi.
41:09Hama-chan knows it.
41:10Yoshimura-kun knows it.
41:12Which one is the Tsukkomi?
41:14I don't know.
41:16This combination is complicated.
41:19It's bright and energetic.
41:21Everyone knows the Tsukkomi.
41:27Was it after M-1?
41:28It was after M-1.
41:30It was like this.
41:32What?
41:34It was like this.
41:35You were just excited.
41:38It was like that.
41:41Don't say it like that.
41:43Don't say it like a college student.
41:45It was calculated.
41:46The timing was calculated.
41:47It was like this.
41:48It was the same.
41:50It was like Tsukkomi.
41:52It was like Pokemon.
41:54It was like this.
41:57It was like this.
41:59Your hair was so bright.
42:01It was like this.
42:03Do you watch the past episodes?
42:06I watch it.
42:08It was funny.
42:09I don't know the Tsukkomi and Boke.
42:11Which one is the Tsukkomi?
42:14Of course.
42:16Can I do Boke?
42:18You can do Boke.
42:20It's difficult to do Boke.
42:23Of course.
42:25What was that?
42:27Did you think the tone went down?
42:29The tone went down, right?
42:30Did you think the tone went down?
42:32I'm scared.
42:33It was like a question.
42:35What was the most memorable episode?
42:38You talked about the cover of a comedy magazine in front of men.
42:43It was like that.
42:45What was the most memorable episode?
42:47It was Hexagon.
42:50It was Hexagon.
42:52It was more about Kokoya than the story.
42:55It was about how to act there.
42:58From there, I established myself as a character.
43:02My character was creamed stew.
43:05Especially Arita-kun.
43:07It was a TV show about creamed stew.
43:10My character was forced.
43:14Arita-kun pushed me to the limit.
43:18That's how my character was formed.
43:21You did Heiten Gara Gara, right?
43:24I thought it wasn't interesting at first.
43:28Suddenly, I thought you were on my side.
43:32It's getting more and more interesting.
43:35The more I do it, the more I do it.
43:37Unexpectedly.
43:38Unexpectedly.
43:39I didn't have an image.
43:41I thought comedians wouldn't do Heiten Gara Gara.
43:45I hate comedians like him the most.
43:49If he doesn't show his face, everyone will look down on me.
43:52I'm not looking down on you.
43:54Really.
43:55I'm looking down on you.
43:58Don't say that.
43:59We're walking on the same road.
44:02We're close to the same frequency.
44:04We're close to the same frequency.
44:07I don't think anything.
44:09I don't think anything.
44:12I hate being ignored.
44:14I hate being ignored.
44:16I want you to do it now.
44:18Don't say that.
44:20You're amazing.
44:22I'm sorry.
44:24Nasu, Naka, and others say,
44:27Please give us the episode of Okada.
44:30There is no episode.
44:32I went to eat and drink to make an episode.
44:36I spilled it on purpose for the episode.
44:39I can't help it.
44:41I can't help it.
44:43Naka Nishi said the same thing.
44:47I thought I had to do it in my own way.
44:52But I had a baby.
44:55I didn't have much time.
44:57This is really...
45:00How old are you now?
45:01I'm 56 years old.
45:02How old is your child?
45:03Six months old.
45:04That's amazing.
45:05You're 76 years old.
45:08You look almost the same as Takada.
45:11You're 76 years old.
45:16Don't say that.
45:17I'm trying to do my best.
45:19Don't say that, Takada.
45:21It's the best ideal.
45:23As entertainers, Takada is everyone's ideal.
45:27Don't eat delicious food.
45:29Everyone will become soy milk.
45:32What are you eating, Takada?
45:33Yodan, yodan, yodan, yodan, yodan.
45:35Don't listen to him. He's getting quiet.
45:41Don't eat delicious food.
45:43Everyone will become soy milk.
45:45What are you eating, Takada?
45:48Tamagoyaki rice and natto.
45:51Don't listen to him. He's getting quiet.
45:57I want to do a lot of things if I quit being an idol.
46:01Next time, four people who are addicted to their hobbies will talk about Yodan.
46:05Nen...
46:06Man...
46:09I don't want to talk about this girl.
46:11I don't know her.
46:12This girl.
46:13I'm sorry. I'm a little irritated.
46:17Can I answer this?
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