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00:00KABEARU GENIN KYOUSEI PROGRAM!
00:09It's bright in front of the camera, but when the camera stops,
00:12he doesn't close his eyes and doesn't speak at all.
00:15The so-called KABEARU GENIN.
00:18Today's challenger is...
00:21Mr. Kusanagi from Miyashita Kusanagi.
00:24And Mr. Miyashita, who plays the role of Shisou.
00:27KABEARU GENIN
00:30I'm eating KABEARU GENIN.
00:32KABEARU GENIN
00:34Do you have any close friends?
00:37My high school friends and my manager.
00:40KABEARU GENIN
00:43He's a junior, but he's about to become a middle-aged man.
00:48It's a pity to make a KABEARU GENIN for a junior, isn't it?
00:52I've never heard of it.
00:54KABEARU GENIN
00:57I'm a professional.
00:59KABEARU GENIN
01:00Kusanagi has a thick wall that has been built over many years.
01:05KABEARU GENIN
01:06First of all, let's check out this time's strategy.
01:09KABEARU GENIN
01:10It's a fashion strategy.
01:11Actually, he's dressed up as a character.
01:15I was surprised at first.
01:18He was so fashionable.
01:20That's right.
01:21Is it easy to talk?
01:23KABEARU GENIN
01:24It's different from what I see on TV.
01:27I can't relax.
01:29On the contrary, I can relax.
01:31That's right.
01:33MONSTER MANAGER STRATEGY
01:36A stronger and more protective manager will take care of KUSANAGI.
01:40I feel like I'm going to be with such a manager.
01:43I'm with you.
01:45KABEARU GENIN
01:46It's very realistic.
01:47Is he still with you?
01:49KABEARU GENIN
01:50He still cleans KUSANAGI's room.
01:52He's amazing.
01:53He's like a mother.
01:55My mother is in Nagoya.
01:59I call him the mother of Nagoya.
02:02KABEARU GENIN
02:04He is the mother of a manager.
02:07KABEARU GENIN
02:10I prepared a big strategy.
02:15MONSTER MANAGER STRATEGY
02:20The manager who trusts KUSANAGI will withdraw money from the agency.
02:24He will leave KUSANAGI today.
02:30Is this a strategy to remove the KABEARU GENIN?
02:34KABEARU GENIN
02:39KUSANAGI's forced program.
02:44This time, the members of the idol group IDINARI TOHOKU have little variety experience.
02:49They will get along with DATEKAAYA.
02:56KUSANAGI, can you hear me?
02:58Yes, I can hear you.
02:59First of all, did you change your clothes?
03:02Yes, I changed my clothes.
03:03It's a cute strategy.
03:08KUSANAGI doesn't seem to be aware of it.
03:12Good morning.
03:15You are surprisingly fashionable.
03:17You are fashionable.
03:19You are too old-fashioned.
03:22You are too old-fashioned and scary.
03:24You are an old woman.
03:25You are the oldest woman.
03:28I don't know which one to choose.
03:30KUSANAGI is fashionable.
03:34You should buy it.
03:36I bought it recently.
03:37Don't say you bought it recently.
03:42Is this a GETA?
03:44Is this a TABI?
03:46You should choose a brand name.
03:51Do you know which brand this is?
03:54I don't know.
03:56This is about 150,000 yen.
03:58This is expensive.
04:00This is SHINJI.
04:02This is SHINJI.
04:06This is SHINJI.
04:08Do you want to drink water?
04:10I got it.
04:12Can I drink this?
04:14This looks good.
04:16This doesn't open.
04:18This opened.
04:22I was surprised.
04:24This spilled.
04:26This is scary.
04:28I'm sorry.
04:30This is not cute.
04:32This is not cute.
04:34This is cute.
04:36This is kind.
04:39I was surprised.
04:41This hurts.
04:43This hurts.
04:45This hurts.
04:47This is not good.
04:49I can't do this at all.
04:51This is scary.
04:52Do this cutely.
04:54This is like TEHE.
04:57I'm sorry.
04:59I tripped.
05:01TEHE.
05:05This is cute.
05:07This is cute.
05:09I pretend to tighten the muffler.
05:11I tighten my neck.
05:13This is painful.
05:15The muffler came off.
05:22This is painful.
05:25Are you okay?
05:29This is scary.
05:31This is not good.
05:33Why can't I do this?
05:36SANAGI's desperate performance failed.
05:41From now on, he will appeal his cuteness.
05:46When I do this, my cheeks swell.
05:49It's like tea.
05:51This is the assistant.
05:54This is KAWAYA.
05:56What does this look like?
05:58What does this look like?
06:00I don't understand.
06:02This is DATE.
06:04This is ITATSU.
06:06This is SAMA.
06:08This is ITATSU.
06:10This is DATE KAWAYA.
06:12This is famous for ITATSU.
06:14This is a child.
06:16This is a child.
06:18This is a child.
06:20How old will this be?
06:24Was there a chicken?
06:27What is this?
06:31There is no chicken.
06:34This is a cute chicken.
06:37I made a mistake.
06:39This is cute.
06:49This is bad.
06:53Can't you fill the egg?
06:56This is bad.
07:00This is scary.
07:05This is scary.
07:07This is scary.
07:10This is scary.
07:12This is scary.
07:17How scary.
07:20Please open your mouth.
07:26I can't do it.
07:28I can't do it.
07:30I can't do it at all.
07:32Why don't we play a game of peek-a-boo?
07:34Let's play a game of peek-a-boo.
07:38You're nervous, aren't you?
07:40The performance is coming up.
07:42You look so nervous.
07:44It's your fault.
07:46It's your fault.
07:48Let's play a game of peek-a-boo.
07:50Don't laugh.
07:52Up.
07:54If you laugh, you lose.
07:56If you laugh, you lose.
07:58Please.
08:00Let's play a game of peek-a-boo.
08:02Don't laugh.
08:04If you laugh, you lose.
08:06I can't do it.
08:08Why can't I play a game of peek-a-boo?
08:10A monster and a girl are playing.
08:14Let's play a game of peek-a-boo.
08:16Don't laugh.
08:18Don't laugh.
08:20If you laugh...
08:22It's scary.
08:24It's too scary.
08:26It's too scary.
08:28I can't do anything.
08:30I can't do anything.
08:32It's no fun anymore.
08:36I want to go to the bathroom.
08:40I want to go to the bathroom.
08:46I want to go to the bathroom.
08:48Let's go to the bathroom.
08:50Oh my god!
08:52I'm scared!
08:54I've never seen anything like this!
08:56Yeah!
08:58I've never seen people like this!
09:02Emergency!
09:04We'll return to the situation where nothing can be done!
09:10Well...
09:12I'm scared!
09:14I'm scared!
09:16I can't do this!
09:20It can't be helped.
09:22Let's go with Miyashita.
09:24I can't do it alone.
09:26If you have a chair, you can hold it down.
09:28He's really a tough guy.
09:30Oh, really?
09:32Is there a way to stop him?
09:34You can hit his stomach.
09:38You can do it directly.
09:40I can't help it.
09:44From now on, Miyashita will follow Kusanagi.
09:46Miyashita will follow Kusanagi.
09:48First of all,
09:50Takada Junji will do his best.
09:52Please.
10:04Hello, I'm Johnny Depp.
10:14I'm sorry I'm late.
10:18I'm relieved.
10:20Yes.
10:22My partner is Mira Jovovich.
10:26Who is Mira Jovovich?
10:28Their gender is different.
10:38Hello!
10:40Hello.
10:44What are you talking about?
10:46I'm an old man.
10:48He said he's an old man.
10:54I want to have fun.
10:56I want to have fun with everyone.
11:00I want to have fun.
11:02Don't make such a face.
11:04I want to have fun.
11:06Don't make such a face.
11:08I want to have fun.
11:10It's fun, isn't it?
11:12I'm having fun!
11:15Hello!
11:18I'm so happy!
11:20I just want to have fun!
11:23I just want to play with everyone!
11:27I want to play with everyone!
11:42What are you talking about?
11:44I'm listening.
11:48He's quiet now.
11:50I knew it.
11:52Let's start the Monster Manager strategy.
11:56Monster Manager strategy.
11:58The overconfident manager takes care of Kusanagi.
12:02Will they be able to get along?
12:05Miyashita-san, you're all here.
12:08Good work today.
12:10Good work.
12:14Are you okay?
12:17I'm Oka, a professional. Nice to meet you.
12:20I didn't see you.
12:21I'm sorry. What's wrong?
12:25I was lonely.
12:26You were lonely, weren't you?
12:28I was lonely.
12:29You were lonely, weren't you?
12:32Let's start over.
12:37What are you going to do?
12:39Don't make a wall.
12:42I'm going to talk freely.
12:44You can talk freely.
12:46What's that?
12:47You can talk freely.
12:50Can't you?
12:51I don't know.
12:52Can't you talk freely?
12:56You can talk freely, can't you?
12:58You're an actor.
13:00Shut up.
13:02You hit Miyashita-san.
13:04You stole Oka-san's eyes and hit Miyashita-san.
13:08Do you want me to hit you?
13:16You're scary.
13:19Are you eating a bento?
13:21Is there something interesting floating in the air?
13:24You can eat the egg.
13:25Do you prefer dried daikon?
13:27You can eat the egg.
13:32That's too much.
13:34That's too much.
13:38What do you want to eat next?
13:40I'm in the middle of a meeting.
13:42What are you doing?
13:44Don't do that.
13:46I'm not eating it now.
13:48You were eating it.
13:49I'm not eating it now.
13:51I'm not eating it now.
13:56I'm sorry.
13:58You were eating a bento, weren't you?
14:00You're crazy.
14:01I'm not crazy.
14:02I'm hungry.
14:04Are you okay?
14:06Do you want to eat a bento?
14:08That's too much.
14:10Don't do that.
14:12That's too much.
14:14Are you okay?
14:18That's disgusting.
14:20That's disgusting.
14:24Don't do that.
14:26Don't do that.
14:30Don't do that.
14:32Are you okay?
14:34What are you doing?
14:36It looks like a slap in the face.
14:38Can I do this?
14:40I see.
14:48Sit down.
14:55Don't do that.
14:57All three of us tried to hit him, but he didn't.
15:00Don't do that.
15:02Don't do that.
15:24I'm scared.
15:26I'm scared.
15:28I'm scared.
15:30You're scary.
15:34You're scary.
15:36I can't do this.
15:44I did it.
15:52The atmosphere in the manager's operation has softened.
15:56This is the final finish.
15:58Monster Manager Arrested
16:02Can he buy a dojo from a girl and shorten the distance?
16:07I'm sorry.
16:08I'm sorry.
16:09I have a strange relationship with the manager.
16:14Did you hear about the manager?
16:16You didn't hear, did you?
16:19You didn't hear anything, did you?
16:21You're making a lot of noise right now.
16:24You didn't know anything.
16:28You're covering your ears.
16:30You should hear it from the manager.
16:33You should hear it from me.
16:38I'm sorry. I'm back.
16:40Are you okay?
16:42You didn't bully me, did you?
16:44I didn't bully you.
16:46But I have something to tell you.
16:50What is it?
16:51I have something to tell you.
16:53What?
16:55Did you hear that?
16:57No, I didn't say anything.
17:01What is it?
17:06Actually, I'm quitting this job today.
17:11What?
17:13Why?
17:16Actually, I did something bad.
17:20What?
17:22I stole the agency's money.
17:24What?
17:27I think it's called embezzlement.
17:30That's how I got caught.
17:32What?
17:34I can't be with you anymore.
17:37What?
17:41I'm sorry.
17:43I'm sorry, Kusanagi.
17:45I'm sorry, Kusanagi.
17:48I'm sorry.
17:50I'm sorry.
17:52I'm sorry.
17:54I did something bad.
17:56I'm sorry.
17:5850 million yen.
18:01I'm sorry.
18:03I'm sorry.
18:0550 million yen.
18:07I'll give it to you.
18:11I'll give it to you.
18:16But it's too late.
18:18No.
18:20I'm sorry.
18:22I'm sorry I can't be with you.
18:24No.
18:26He's here.
18:29I'm Wataru from Tennozu Police.
18:36I'm Oka Shoko.
18:38Tennozu Police is here.
18:40You're under arrest for embezzlement.
18:43I'm sorry.
18:46I'm sorry.
18:48You don't have to go home.
18:50It's too late.
18:54I won't let you cheat on me.
18:56I won't let you cheat on me.
19:02Go home.
19:04I won't let you cheat on me.
19:06You're under arrest for embezzlement.
19:08Go home.
19:10I won't let you cheat on me.
19:12I won't let you cheat on me.
19:16I won't let you cheat on me.
19:26It's a beautiful scene.
19:28It's over.
19:30It's over.
19:32Date-san.
19:34Can you see this?
19:36Kusanagi was shy.
19:38He was too shy to be with you.
19:40He was too shy to be with you.
19:42He was too shy to be with you.
19:44He was too shy to be with you.
19:46We are going to do God Tan.
19:50God Tan.
19:52I'm glad.
19:58Kusanagi, you can't do it, either?
20:02I can't do it.
20:04The next episode is a bar where you can talk about comedy to your heart's content.
20:09I wanted to say it because it's a hot topic.
20:11He said it, he said it!
20:13A secret behind the scenes of the recent show race and the current M1.
20:17A secret confession!
20:20I thought I was going to kill you.
20:22What is the one word that triggered Michiyo?
20:34That and this and any of them are always.
20:37It's too late.
20:39The answer is still.
20:41Is it okay to hug?
20:45God Town's latest DVD
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20:54Issue Daikakutou Special on sale!
20:57Details are on the show's homepage.
20:59The next episode is a bar where you can talk about comedy to your heart's content.
21:03I was at a point where I didn't know what was going on.
21:05Mr. Okawa punched me.
21:07Here is the scene.
21:09I'm sorry!
21:14What was that? Why did you hit me?
21:16I made a mistake.
21:18T-BAR is on U-NEXT!