Haroon Rafiq Ki Zabani Firing Karte Samandari Jheengon Ki Kahani - Hoshyarian - video Dailymotion

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00:00Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan.

00:03Welcome back, viewers.

00:05Mr. Saleem, we are getting a lot of complaints

00:08that you are burping a lot on the show.

00:10You are burping on national television.

00:12Try to come to your senses.

00:14The problem is that you have four mouths.

00:18Yes.

00:19Why do you have six?

00:20Okay.

00:20After six, you go like this.

00:23Sometimes I also feel that someone has come to be a leela.

00:27Sir, you are an educated person.

00:29You know what to eat at what time,

00:31what juice to drink at what time,

00:33what fruit to eat at what time.

00:34We don't have anything.

00:36Except for roti.

00:38No, Mr. Saleem.

00:39Some people eat very little vegetables.

00:43They eat a lot of roti.

00:45They will eat four rotis with one plate of potatoes and meat.

00:47That's true.

00:48Salan will be left.

00:49I drink a glass of apple, beetroot, carrot and orange juice daily.

00:53You are drinking less juice.

00:57Look at the glow on my face.

00:59This is a very good juice.

01:01It's ABC juice.

01:01ABC juice.

01:02I also mix orange with it.

01:04Because I don't like beetroot.

01:06So to reduce it, I add orange.

01:08But sometimes when you take a lot of beetroot,

01:11you get scared.

01:13What is ABC?

01:14Have you found the spelling?

01:15No, from A to apple.

01:16Apple.

01:17From A to apple.

01:18From B.

01:18From B to beetroot.

01:19Beetroot.

01:20Chakandar is called beetroot.

01:21Okay, listen to Chakandar.

01:26Drink it, Chakandar.

01:30It's good for your health.

01:31From C to carrot.

01:33Carrot.

01:34Yes.

01:35I drink all the cheap juices.

01:38Sir, you know how effective and expensive this juice is.

01:41It's very expensive.

01:42Even yesterday you sold your bangles and bought a glass.

01:45Sir, I drink Chakandar in the morning.

01:48Chakandar.

01:49Chakandar.

01:49You don't know how to say it.

01:51What do you drink?

01:52It's Chakandar.

01:53Chakandar in the morning.

01:57Mr. Kaleem is Chukandar's Sikandar.

02:01And the vegetable vendor was telling Chote

02:03to drink Chukandar instead of Chuchundar.

02:06Chuchundar instead of Chukandar.

02:07You are drinking Chukandar and carrot in the morning.

02:10Yes.

02:11You are missing apples.

02:13If you add apple juice to it..

02:16If you don't do it, you won't even glow.

02:19If you add apples to it,

02:21it will get rid of iron and water deficiency.

02:25And if you take apple cider vinegar in the morning,

02:29it helps to control your fat.

02:32Mr. Arun, it makes you sick.

02:35Mix some honey with it.

02:36I use all these things in the morning.

02:40But my hands are open the whole day.

02:43You drink Chukandar in the morning.

02:47Are you feeling better now?

02:49Are you feeling better now?

02:51Yes.

02:51You are eating like a fool.

02:55There should be a diet of different colours.

02:58All we do is eat roti thrice a day.

03:01That's why God has made a colourful vegetable.

03:06So that you know what you should eat

03:08and what you shouldn't eat.

03:10Yes.

03:10You should add that too.

03:11She is very right.

03:12All the colourful vegetables should be natural.

03:15It's not like you brought carrots from Ankara.

03:18You should eat the colours that are natural.

03:21And the winters have passed.

03:22Seafood was so good.

03:23I still feel cold from Mr. Arun.

03:26When did she feel cold?

03:28She didn't feel cold this time.

03:29No.

03:30She enjoyed eating seafood.

03:31I remembered from seafood

03:33that the other day I was told by Irza

03:37that it's been a long time since we ate seafood.

03:39Yes.

03:40I was reading about seafood.

03:41And I found out about a shrimp.

03:43It's also called shrimp and prawn.

03:45Shrimp and prawn.

03:46I found out about it.

03:47Its one hand is like a pistol.

03:50Like a pistol?

03:51Yes.

03:51It fires from it.

03:53What?

03:54But how is it hostile?

03:55Not hostile.

03:56I told you how hostile it is.

03:59You are the one who will feel bad.

04:02It fires.

04:03And you know that it makes more noise than a pistol.

04:08Oh, God!

04:09Yes.

04:10Yes.

04:11It makes a noise of 210 decibels.

04:13It doesn't get caught.

04:14Why didn't we get it?

04:16Why didn't we get it?

04:16Now, 40-50 shrimp have been bought by the robbers.

04:21It will come when you will attack the ground with water.

04:24We will attack the ground.

04:25Because it is very scared and it is very cautious.

04:30Okay.

04:30It is very secretive.

04:31And usually, the fishes can identify it.

04:35Okay.

04:35It lives in the tropical regions of our oceans.

04:41The amazing thing about it is that its one side

04:46is normal for its use.

04:49It is not for eating.

04:50It is a pistol.

04:51One side is its gun.

04:53Okay.

04:54Now, it is like a gun chamber.

04:56It has a gun on its tail.

04:59Oh, God!

05:00It has a spiky moustache.

05:02It has a spiky moustache.

05:04It calls itself a Danish under the sea.

05:08It is the terror of the sea.

05:11It is not a terror because it doesn't attack.

05:14It is for its safety.

05:15It is for its safety.

05:16It protects itself.

05:17Mr. Haroon, its bullets are also dangerous.

05:20You have said a very good thing about its ammunition.

05:23Okay.

05:23It loads its hand like this.

05:26Oh!

05:27It loads its hand and does this.

05:29Oh!

05:30But when it does this, a bubble comes out of it.

05:33That bubble comes out so fast

05:37that it creates a shockwave.

05:38Like the shockwave of a bomb blast.

05:40Oh, God!

05:41It creates a shockwave like that.

05:43If you listen to it closely, you will feel

05:45that a big barrel gun has been fired.

05:48Oh!

05:48It comes out so fast.

05:50It comes out so fast

05:52that when it hits its prey,

05:55the water bubble that it creates..

05:56You have seen that boys make fun of each other

05:59that they throw water at each other in the pool.

06:01Yes.

06:01It comes out so fast

06:03that when it hits its prey in slow motion,

06:09it creates a heat of 4700 degrees centigrade.

06:13Oh!

06:15It is almost equal to the sun's surface.

06:17What?

06:18The one who gets hit by it, gets fried.

06:21He is right.

06:22Can it affect a shark or a whale?

06:24It can affect them on a small scale.

06:26Okay.

06:27Its name is Pistol Shrimp.

06:29Oh!

06:29It is called Pistol Shrimp.

06:31Fishermen are safe from it.

06:32Do you have to get a license for it?

06:35No, no.

06:36No license.

06:37You can keep it without a license

06:39but it will do one thing.

06:40What?

06:41It will break the glass of your aquarium.

06:44Obviously, it will produce heat.

06:46It creates such a heat and such a strong bubble

06:49that it often fractures its predators.

06:55Oh!

06:56I was thinking about you.

06:58I will also buy a rifle for my dog.

07:02Does it fire like this or like this?

07:06You asked a beautiful question.

07:07It came out of my mouth.

07:09Okay.

07:10Mr. Agar, you are asking a good question.

07:12Use your brain.

07:13What kind of a brain is this?

07:16This is how it works.

07:19Mr. Agar, how do you make fun of everyone?

07:22I am not making fun of anyone.

07:23I am just thinking about it.

07:27About what?

07:28I don't know.

07:29There are many types of bubbles.

07:30Dozens.

07:31Tishkiyaan.

07:33There are many types.

07:34Listen to this.

07:35It also makes a burst.

07:36What?

07:37You are absolutely right.

07:38It makes hundreds of bubbles in a minute.

07:40Oh!

07:42Mr. Samantra, you are making fun of me.

07:45The fun part is that all these bubbles

07:48are there to easily fracture your fingers.

07:52Oh!

07:53A bone in your hand can get fractured.

07:54It is so dangerous.

07:56When all of them come together

07:57and come out of the bubbles,

07:59it makes a sound like an airplane.

08:03It makes such a loud noise

08:05that the ships that go

08:07and send out the sound signals

08:09communicate with each other

08:11through sound.

08:14It gets interrupted.

08:16Wow!

08:16There is such a loud firing sound in the sea.

08:19It is so dangerous.

08:20It also has the quality of a dead pool.

08:22Which one?

08:23If one arm gets fractured, the other arm..

08:25Yes.

08:26What?

08:26He is absolutely right.

08:28If a predator cuts the arm of a person

08:30with a pistol,

08:32it becomes a pistol.

08:34Oh!

08:34It becomes normal

08:37until it becomes a pistol again.

08:38Wow!

08:39It is so dangerous.

08:40The way the pistols are fired..

08:43He has sung a song for Salim.

08:45Okay.

08:46He has won with Salim.

08:49He has also made a soup out of me and Maria.

08:56Ladies and gentlemen, this was a short break.

08:58We will meet again soon.

Haroon Rafiq Ki Zabani Firing Karte Samandari Jheengon Ki Kahani - Hoshyarian

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