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00:00Welcome back, viewers. You are used to it. You are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:17During the break, I have two guests with me.
00:20One of them says that he has a problem.
00:24He has found a lawyer whose case is not fighting properly.
00:28Let's meet him.
00:30He works as a cleaner.
00:32Tell me something.
00:34Is there a lawyer in this field?
00:39No.
00:40He seems to be a cleaner than a cyclist.
00:44Mr. Agha, it is very cold. You keep quiet.
00:50Do you know what she means?
00:52She is saying that she feels cold when it is cold.
00:57I think she means to say that she is a cooler.
01:02I think Mr. Agha is a gas cylinder.
01:05Really?
01:06Yes.
01:07You keep on making excuses.
01:10You are talking too much.
01:12Mr. Agha is on hold.
01:17Mr. Agha, are you a tortoise or a turtle?
01:20Turtle.
01:21I think I am something.
01:25God bless you.
01:31Mr. Agha..
01:32Can you open the door for 10 minutes?
01:35Yes.
01:41When Mr. Agha is not feeling well, he uses this.
01:47Arju.
01:48She is a respectable woman.
01:51Mr. Agha, everyone talks about your neck.
01:54You wear a shirt without a collar.
01:57I don't know. I don't understand.
02:01He is watching.
02:03He was the one who came.
02:05Don't create a problem. I am preparing a case.
02:09Mr. Haroon, I have seen files and not registers.
02:13Lawyers have books.
02:15They have file covers.
02:17They have documents of legal size.
02:20No one has this register.
02:22Patwari has a register.
02:24Patwari is a great post.
02:26Look at his face.
02:28I think he credits objections on the account.
02:32Mr. Agha, after 2 hours of hearing,
02:34the judge said,
02:35you are right.
02:37But I think the case was closed 2 months ago.
02:41Very nice.
02:42His clients call him in winters.
02:46Hot eggs.
02:52Once more.
02:54Once more.
02:57Do it.
03:01Hot eggs.
03:05I thought you are a good lawyer.
03:08Hot eggs.
03:13Mr. Lawyer, tell me,
03:15do you go to the court in grey?
03:17I go to the chamber to talk.
03:19I don't come here.
03:21I am a lawyer.
03:23How did you come?
03:24Which case is this?
03:25I don't know.
03:26Sir, it's raining outside.
03:27I came then.
03:28Lawyers never argue.
03:29Why don't you speak?
03:30I have never spoken in front of elders.
03:33Let's ask his clients.
03:35Greetings.
03:36Greetings.
03:37My name is Arab Bhai.
03:38He didn't ask.
03:42What do you do?
03:43If there is any problem,
03:45which you think can't be solved,
03:47Arab Bhai can solve it in minutes.
03:49If there is a problem with land,
03:51car,
03:52or any other issue,
03:54which you think can't be solved,
03:56Arab Bhai is the last helpline.
03:58Oh.
03:59He is a facilitator.
04:01Isn't he Patwari?
04:02No.
04:03He is the one
04:04who sends money from one place to another.
04:06Oh.
04:07Lobbying.
04:08Bribery.
04:09Is this what you do?
04:10Believe me, sir.
04:11I know you very well.
04:12What should I tell you?
04:13You know Mr. Nawaz Sharif?
04:15Yes.
04:16When he became the minister for the first time,
04:17he raised his hand in front of me.
04:19Did he kiss you and raise his hand in front of you?
04:22He raised his hand in front of me live.
04:24I was shaking my hand.
04:25I don't know why he wasn't shaking it from the TV.
04:30I understand what you do.
04:32You make a cut
04:33and get people to do two jobs.
04:35No matter what the job is,
04:37it gets done.
04:38We don't ask for the number.
04:39There was a case against me in the court, Mr. Haroon.
04:42Okay.
04:43I was worried.
04:44I didn't know what to do.
04:45When I came out,
04:46someone told me to file for a lawyer.
04:48This thing was roaming around outside.
04:54I threw a little Nimco out of my pocket
04:56and it came to me.
04:58I asked him,
04:59Bhai, why are you a civilian?
05:00Why are you a criminal?
05:01He said, I am a criminal.
05:02Look,
05:03life should be realistic.
05:05He asked me,
05:06what are you?
05:07Civilian or criminal?
05:08I told him.
05:09I told him first,
05:10you are a criminal.
05:11Then what did you say?
05:12I said, this is my case.
05:13Take care of it.
05:14I will give you the fees.
05:16Yes.
05:17So how much did you pay?
05:18Believe me,
05:19I have already paid 5 lakhs.
05:21And how much is the case?
05:221,75,000.
05:26You have already paid 5 lakhs.
05:28Yes.
05:29I will give you a fine of 1.5 to 2 lakhs.
05:32Bhai, you should have done some research.
05:34After that,
05:35you should have selected a lawyer.
05:36You are right.
05:37Mr. Haroon is such a good lawyer.
05:39Bhaji,
05:40his life is at stake.
05:41How can he do research?
05:43There was no need for research.
05:44He was lying outside the court.
05:51When the lawyer doesn't go home,
05:52he goes to the back of the chamber.
05:54Why?
05:55He doesn't know the client's situation.
05:57And when the client doesn't come,
05:58he dies.
06:00What was the fine?
06:01Rs. 0,313.25.
06:05This is not a big fine.
06:07This is the only fine for a serious crime.
06:09I said,
06:10I will defend you.
06:12Be strong.
06:13You are not being strong.
06:14A case is not like this.
06:15This is a father's court.
06:16You can't do this.
06:19Yes.
06:20I have argued a lot.
06:21The case was good.
06:22If he is arguing,
06:23then he is really a trial lawyer.
06:25What was the argument?
06:26Sir,
06:27there was a man outside the court.
06:28First,
06:29my boss took the oath of allegiance.
06:31Why did you argue with him?
06:32He was not inside the court.
06:33Let him go.
06:39How could you let him go?
06:40He is not a lawyer.
06:41He looks like a poet.
06:42The one who wrote the couplet.
06:44Which one?
06:45The destination asks the destination,
06:46where is the destination?
06:49The destination asks the destination,
06:50where is the destination?
06:51O destination,
06:52you tell me,
06:53where is it?
06:56Look,
06:57my client,
06:58he wasted a lot of time.
07:00How?
07:01He kept looking for me.
07:03Why did he look for you?
07:05He was calling the lawyer in the court.
07:07I don't know where he went.
07:09We were looking for him.
07:11He gave Rs. 5 lakhs.
07:12Didn't you do the work properly?
07:14Sir,
07:15Rs. 5 lakhs.
07:16If you had brought Rs. 5 lakhs,
07:17you would have spent it.
07:19Sir,
07:20if he had brought Rs. 5 lakhs,
07:21I wouldn't have cheated him.
07:22I am eating Haram.
07:23Ask him in the morning,
07:24how many times he polished his car,
07:26how many times he polished his tires.
07:29When you were saying that
07:30he was not being brave,
07:31then what was he doing instead of being brave?
07:33He was not being brave.
07:34He used to keep asking me
07:36about his case all the time.
07:38Look,
07:39in the court,
07:40he kept asking me,
07:41who am I?
07:43People are asking me,
07:44what is it?
07:45I said,
07:46why is it green?
07:47It has four legs.
07:48He kept asking me,
07:49who am I?
07:50My friend,
07:51you came to me nicely.
07:52You were a good lawyer.
07:53If someone else was a good lawyer,
07:54he would have said,
07:55you were arrogant.
07:56What?
07:57What did he say?
07:58He said,
07:59you were arrogant.
08:01Okay, then?
08:02He said,
08:03I don't want to talk to you.
08:05What is this?
08:06He used to be arrogant.
08:07He was from Punjab.
08:08He used to think
08:09that he was a lawyer for eight years.
08:11You are asking the wrong person, Mr. Arun.
08:13He just came from New York.
08:15Who took him?
08:16He said,
08:17you were arrogant.
08:18You go.
08:19Okay.
08:20No, no.
08:21You are from Punjab.
08:22You are pure.
08:23Why were you roaming around
08:24like a desi here?
08:26Do it.
08:27Do it.
08:28Did you talk like this
08:29when you were sitting here?
08:30Did I talk like this
08:31when I was sitting here?
08:34By the way,
08:35the lawyer is thinking
08:36a lot about his case.
08:37He has added his color
08:38to it, Mr. Amanna.
08:40I am telling him,
08:41that you have to go
08:42to the court
08:43and give me a debate.
08:44He doesn't listen to me.
08:45I am telling him,
08:46that you don't talk.
08:47I am telling him,
08:48that you don't talk.
08:49I am the one
08:50who is standing behind you.
08:51Why don't you
08:52give a statement
08:53when he is standing behind you?
08:54If he wouldn't have been standing behind me,
08:55I have given a statement twice.
08:56So?
08:57I have given a statement
08:58that no one will come
08:59from behind.
09:00No one came from behind.
09:01Oh.
09:02I told him,
09:03that it's been a month
09:04and a half
09:05since the case was going on.
09:06What do we have to do?
09:07He lost his mind.
09:08He is groping
09:09and saying that
09:10I am working.
09:12I told him,
09:13what do we have to do
09:14with the case?
09:15Don't worry.
09:16I have kept the flatbread.
09:17The curry is getting hot.
09:18It's been a month and a half. Do something.
09:20Don't worry. Sit comfortably.
09:21The clothes are dry. I'll get them from the roof.
09:23I gave him Rs. 5 lakhs.
09:26He's not doing his job. He's doing all my work.
09:29Really.
09:33Mr. Arif, have you ever checked his register?
09:35What does it say?
09:37I did it on the preparation of the case.
09:39You can see it there.
09:40I put a point on it.
09:43The court is in a hurry.
09:44There's no preparation for the case.
09:46In the register, there are four rooms.
09:47He makes X and O himself.
09:49He loses in that too.
09:53When the lawyer tells the client
09:55that it's not his job, he tweets a lot.
10:04Looking at your head, I think you haven't lost a single case.
10:07Sister, listen to me.
10:10When Mr. Arun will present him in the court,
10:14you'll be humiliated.
10:16You won't do it.
10:17What is this? Humiliation?
10:19Are you here to give evidence or to slap me?
10:22Forget all this.
10:23The day before yesterday, I presented him in the court.
10:26Ask him what he did the day before yesterday.
10:27What did you do?
10:28I'll tell you what I did. I got a machine at home.
10:37I got a machine, made a spinner..
10:40You gave him Rs. 5 lakhs.
10:41You gave him Rs. 1 lakh more.
10:43You should've slapped him.
10:46You're doing all the other work.
10:48Look at how disturbed uncle is.
10:50You..
10:51Sister, he's not preparing for the case.
10:53I've become an uncle at this age to make such a case.
10:57File a case for this too.
10:59If you had given him Rs. 5 lakhs, he would've shut his mouth.
11:02That's true.
11:03He would've given Rs. 100 a month.
11:04He wouldn't have done it now.
11:07When a lawyer gives a case, he thinks about it after a month
11:09and says, I thought a lot about your case.
11:11You can hire another lawyer.
11:14Tell him that it's my fault.
11:16Yes.
11:16The entire chamber is on him.
11:18Why would he hire another lawyer?
11:19He asked me where his Jimmy Chonsa is.
11:23He came to me..
11:24What's your name?
11:25Jimmy Chonsa.
11:26Jimmy Chonsa?
11:27I told him to bring Chonsa from his heart.
11:32I told him that his name is Jimmy Chonsa.
11:35File a case against him. He'll win the case in the summer.
11:38I told him that I've never seen such a dark Chonsa before.
11:41The lawyer is telling his client..
11:43What?
11:43You brought me here, but be careful if you go to another house.
11:48What's your problem?
11:49I think you need a wife.
11:53Aren't you looking for your wife in this?
11:55It's not about my wife.
11:56It's my responsibility.
11:58I took the fees.
11:59Tell him that I won't give him a leave of absence.
12:02Why?
12:02Because I don't cut my hair.
12:06The opposing lawyer gave such a proof.
12:09I told him that he should be punished.
12:11He said, let's go and talk to a lawyer.
12:15The opposing lawyer pointed at me and said
12:19that he's a corrupt man.
12:20He's a bribe taker.
12:22He's not a good man.
12:23He held my neck and said, is he telling the truth?
12:27It's not your job.
12:29You should talk about your rights.
12:34When will you talk about the rights of the person you took money from?
12:36I earned money from the scoundrels.
12:40I told the lawyer that I won't give him a leave of absence.
12:45He said, I'll file a complaint against you.
12:50Mr. Arun, I request you to do what you took money from.
12:55I have a hearing on the 12th.
12:58I have a hearing on the 12th.
13:00Tell me, will anything happen?
13:02When I told you not to worry about the hearing,
13:05I was there.
13:06You should worry about the hearing.
13:08You'll face God.
13:11I'm not responsible for this hearing.
13:12I'm the one who filed the case.
13:14The opposing lawyer gave evidence in the court.
13:17I'm sitting here listening to him.
13:20He finished the evidence and said
13:23that there's no answer to this.
13:27The lawyer is telling the client
13:29that we're giving you a leave of absence.
13:31You've lived a long life.
13:34You should hire a new lawyer.
13:36He's been doing this since he was a kid.
13:39He's become old after sleeping.
13:41I'll hire a new lawyer.
13:42But I don't have a problem with him.
13:43I like the food he cooks.
13:48Once, the hearing was near.
13:50I told him that we'll go to the court.
13:53He said, stay at home.
13:54I'll go to the court.
13:55Is this what an artist does?
13:57The next day, I called him.
14:02I asked him where he was.
14:03He said, he was caught last night.
14:05He's in jail now. He's here to release me.
14:09Listen to me.
14:10Forget everything.
14:11What will you do about the case
14:14that we want to talk about?
14:16What should he do? Tell me.
14:17Sir, what can I do?
14:19I'm looking for a lawyer.
14:20What?
14:21Aren't you a lawyer?
14:22No, sir. I'm a criminal. Ask him.
14:28You're a criminal? What do you mean?
14:30Sir, I'm a car thief.
14:34What?
14:37Listen, we'll have a short break.
14:40We'll meet again soon.
14:41Greetings.
14:42Greetings.
14:43I want to ask a question to Goga Pasuri.
14:45You want to ask a question to Goga Pasuri?
14:47Yes.
14:48Go on.
14:49Yes?
14:49What is your secret?
14:52No, no. I'm not viral.
14:54No problem.
14:55You're virus-infectious.