CRIME FAMILY - Danny Trejo Full Movie English - Hollywood Action Movie - Anita Leeman - Ed Morrone
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00:00:14Consider quick
00:00:30Oh
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00:00:58Hey dickless
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00:02:33I
00:02:40What kind of medication
00:02:42Prozac what Prozac no, I heard you the first time. Why the hell do you want to give me Prozac?
00:02:47It'll stabilize your mood make you feel better. Well, how's it gonna do that?
00:02:51It prevents the reuptake of serotonin in your brain
00:02:54So serotonin levels rise and that tends to stabilize mood how that works, right?
00:02:58Six nothing could be easy with two shrinks. Can it?
00:03:02Look, you know what people come in here and they spend what?
00:03:07$200 thinking that you're gonna unlock some superpower in their souls. They can go home and fuck their wives better or
00:03:13Discover some new courage to finally admit to themselves that they're gay or maybe how about this one?
00:03:17Stop draining their husband's bank account based on the fact that they think that he's fucking probably one of your other clients
00:03:23And what do you do you prescribe them some pills?
00:03:26You know what that's called that's called a racket beg your pardon. No, I should be picking you for 200 bucks back
00:03:32Christ on a cross
00:03:33Thank God, there's no problems with my
00:03:36You know
00:03:37Lord knows what kind of pills you'd want to give me for that
00:03:40Mr. Oh Mickey
00:03:43Mickey I
00:03:45Have asked you numerous times
00:03:47What it is you do for a living that's causing so much of this anxiety
00:03:51I already told you you told me that you
00:03:55Occasionally transport things. Yeah. Yeah something like that something like what you know, I take things from one place to the next I
00:04:03Protect stuff you protect stuff. Sure
00:04:07Huh, give me an example. I
00:04:10Can't do that. Why not doc? You can't ask me questions. That is my job
00:04:14No, apparently your job is prescribing people crazy pills not crazy, but they are crazy pills. Okay, and I'm not crazy
00:04:21Mr. Oh Mickey answer me this at least this do you have a stressful job?
00:04:27Sure. All right now enlighten me
00:04:31What is it about that job? That is so stressful
00:04:37Some jobs just seem to be a little bit harder, that's all like this last one for instance
00:04:52Yeah
00:05:02Listen to me. Hey, listen on the count of three you're gonna get behind me. All right on three
00:05:12One two three
00:05:21Oh
00:05:51Job asshole
00:06:02Breathe just breathe breathe breathe breathe. We're gonna be fine. Everything's gonna be fine. Hey asshole
00:06:07I didn't want to take this fucking job to begin with Natalie like these goddamn people. I got a deal for you
00:06:12I keep the girl you go home alive. How about that? Sounds like a good deal, doesn't it? Fuck your deal
00:06:18Look man, just give me the girl and you can go on your merry way. No
00:06:32Don't move, okay, don't say what I'm telling you stay there
00:06:48Oh
00:06:59Drop the gun
00:07:03Drop the gun
00:07:12Come here
00:07:18I
00:07:24Do it stupid bastard
00:07:37Mickey what you were gonna tell me about that last job you did and how hard it was for you
00:07:48Sorry dog is
00:07:51Tell me what it used to be you know age has an effect on all of us
00:07:56Who said anything about age? I was just trying to make you know a guy like me comes in here
00:08:01You just reiterate the same shit that comes out of my mouth some profession you got excuse me
00:08:06Oh look here a master's degree in bullshit. Excuse me more bullshit. That's horseshit feel better. You're lucky
00:08:12I'm not a depressed son of a bitch
00:08:13I just might have thought of taking a head off a goddamn skyscraper or played leapfrog in the oncoming traffic
00:08:18I hope you're not telling me you have a plan to hurt yourself
00:08:20But I will tell you this at very least you have an anger problem
00:08:23Why would you say that you have a very very short fuse short fuse? What is that some type of analogy?
00:08:29You know what doctor psychotherapy shit. It ain't working psychiatry
00:08:34whatever
00:08:35Do you want the medication or not screw the pills?
00:08:38I don't know what your job is
00:08:39Terrible effect on your psyche and your body and it could just kill you
00:09:09Mr.. Rome how good it is to see you again. No need for the meet-and-greet Chloe. Mr. Reiser will be with you shortly
00:09:16Deacon's in the other room. I do believe you know him. I do know who he is, and I don't need an introduction
00:09:22Thank you very much
00:09:24You
00:09:34Deacon how the hell are you doing, buddy?
00:09:37Hey
00:09:38Still tracking the numbers and still getting interrupted by you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah any idea why call wants me here
00:09:45Hey before you answer that how those hands doing you beat information out of anybody lately?
00:09:51I'm sure it's something very important to the agents. Oh, I'm sure we do give you the tough jobs
00:09:59Yeah
00:10:02Never seen you with your head so low make
00:10:06On a rough week pal. Yeah, well nobody said this job was easy
00:10:10Nobody in this business wants to work, but somebody's got to do it. Yeah, I guess you're right speaking of which
00:10:16Where is that little shit Pauly you got him working around here somewhere sweeping up trash because I haven't seen that asshole on a hot
00:10:22minute wait
00:10:23Please tell me that you finally fired him
00:10:26Nah, Carl's got him working on a different gig. He's built like a brick house
00:10:30But your brains like an outhouse plus every time I think of him the word prick comes up in my mind
00:10:35Yeah, you never did like him much. You don't like him either. Razzle will have you both on a job real soon
00:10:41I'm sure of it. You're both really good at your individual assets. Don't put your money on me working with that creeper
00:10:47How's he looking these days? He's wearing his mustache. Just like Reiser get the hell out of here son of a bitch
00:10:54Mr. Rome, mr. Reiser will see you now
00:10:59One more thing deacon this business front you got going on
00:11:02Your secretary's a strippers. They're referred to as dancers Mickey. Whatever makes you sleep better at night pal
00:11:08I have never shaken my ass for dollar bills and I shaved my head because it's aerodynamic. See you dick
00:11:20Tom
00:11:23How you doing Wally, oh my goodness Mickey I'm doing amazing. Yeah doesn't look like it doesn't know you look like shit
00:11:30So crazy because I am so crisp and you look like you're a hundred don't touch. Okay. Yeah, you got it
00:11:37How's it work work? It's fine. It is. Yeah, it seems like you have a tough time. I
00:11:41Hate your guts. Okay good. You like herpes you go away, but then you come back
00:11:48Goddamn god, you look old as fuck
00:11:56How are you sorry, I'm not shaking hands still wet
00:12:03I
00:12:09Appreciate your authenticity, but can you get me a real fucking chair, please?
00:12:14We clear hundred grand a month. My office is a porno set basically
00:12:20price of running the front
00:12:22glamorous
00:12:24so
00:12:26What's going on last one was a tough one ain't they all I
00:12:30Mean you saved her then you saved her life. She's got you to thank for that. Well, that's my job, right?
00:12:35You tell me what to do and then I go and try and make that happen. Nothing. You don't try you succeed
00:12:42You're the best specialist I have
00:12:45No, I mean you got a perfect track record you run protection like nobody else
00:12:49Yeah, well, it wasn't easy but this last one I've got to your head. No, she could have died
00:12:53We all could have died. That's the name of the game. Look this one was different. Okay, she's young
00:12:58She has a whole life ahead of her and for white because her daddy saw something that he wasn't supposed to now
00:13:02She becomes a target
00:13:05Fucking world that we live in man. Look Carl. That's it. It's over. I'm done
00:13:10No, I know. I heard you
00:13:13Put in for retirement. I can't live with myself if someone dies on my watch. It's not in me
00:13:19No, you got a lot to retire on
00:13:22Yeah, yeah, yeah bond CDs your treasuries not to mention the cash
00:13:28I
00:13:30What you're gonna do
00:13:34I don't know
00:13:37Move somewhere with palm trees white sand beaches
00:13:41Drink one of them fruity drinks out of those coconuts with the umbrella sticking out of it. I don't know. Maybe I can do that
00:13:48That sounds like paradise. I
00:13:53Got one more for you. No
00:13:59I just I can't I can't you can drink all the fruity drinks you want
00:14:05Please
00:14:11What is it husband and wife
00:14:15Husband was an accountant for the Fratelli family. Yeah stole eight million dollars and he bailed with the wife. Where's the agency on this?
00:14:22They want to turn state's evidence came to me for protection while the FBI sorts out at you
00:14:27Well, where'd you put him safe house Central America Central America where they've had you with chainsaws and shit
00:14:32Don't they send your head back to your mother and then put your body up in Mexico. Why is that you think in Mexico?
00:14:39They got cockroaches as far as the squirrels down there. What the fuck are you talking about?
00:14:43Goddamn snakes you ever watch that National Geographic channel. It's Costa Rica
00:14:48I'll be a banana send Pauly walnuts down there. He likes crocodiles gloom and death
00:14:58They're palm trees
00:15:00Get out of my office. All right your flight leaves in the morning
00:15:04How easy you say this job is gonna be easy easy peasy
00:15:08No one knows where they're at and that safe house is equipped with all the necessities you're gonna need for proper protection big house
00:15:15Enough cool
00:15:17Yeah, they got a pool. Yeah with a view of the sea. You got a pool and the sea you can see the sea
00:15:22I got boots on the ground over there. You got an assistant. We'll take care of everything clean water
00:15:27Jesus Christ, you got ADD, you know, you got ADD and you're neurotic. What are these two cats like who?
00:15:33No, Laurel and Hardy. The husband is
00:15:37scared and the wife is a
00:15:40Pain in the ass. She's a wife what?
00:15:42Look all you got to do sit on them have a whiskey put a fucking umbrella in your whiskey and wait till we come down
00:15:48after everything blows over
00:15:50It's the last job Carl. Yes, amigo. Gracias. Thank you for flying
00:15:55Buenos Dias
00:15:59Chloe
00:16:12Oh
00:16:24People don't really pay attention to the lines in the street. Do they?
00:16:28Nobody gives a crap about anything in this town. Look at this a
00:16:33lot of trees
00:16:35You snake so they hide in these trees look at this guy look at that look at you
00:16:42No helmet
00:16:46Now why is this thing so just regular snakes
00:17:01Listen I got two words for you. Okay air freshener use it smells like a goddamn zoo
00:17:12You
00:17:19Welcome mr. Rome, my name is Laurie Williams
00:17:22I'm the liaison in charge of this location and whatever else you might need. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, great. Wonderful
00:17:26It is a real pleasure to have you here, sir. I've heard quite a bit about you. Listen lady cut the horse shit
00:17:31Okay
00:17:32Just show me where the goods are and introduce me to Tweedledee and Tweedledum so I can get this last nightmare over with Oh last
00:17:38Did I stutter?
00:17:40All right, then right this way
00:17:47Yeah, greeted by a goddamn waitress
00:17:58Spare no expense, huh?
00:18:01What's the layout like?
00:18:02The house has ten bedrooms a game room a sauna pool hot tub and it's four stories in height
00:18:08It's like the best place for one man to hold down the fort now, is it about that?
00:18:29Glock here with three clips smooth action well oiled one that ain't gonna make a difference
00:18:38There's a 12-gauge sawed-off shotgun in the closet for what matters need to be dealt with that close-range
00:18:44Anything within 10 feet you'll be washing right out of your clothes for weeks to come their rounds in there, too
00:18:49Plenty there's a bat in the closet near the front door as well as some golf clubs
00:18:54There's also a toolbox out by the pool shed with plenty of screwdrivers and a hammer
00:18:58But that's rather medieval if I do say so myself
00:19:00There's also a bathroom in the closet near the front door as well as some golf clubs
00:19:04There's also a bat in the closet near the pool shed with plenty of screwdrivers and a hammer
00:19:09But that's rather medieval if I do say so myself. Oh
00:19:13So I guess when we're talking about killing people
00:19:16There are different levels of how brutal one can be while trying to stay alive, right?
00:19:21That's sarcasm. Mr. Rowe never
00:19:25Okay, then
00:19:34Oh, you'll get used to them
00:19:47Late here titanium will pierce most Kevlar very fast and light weapon
00:19:55Burner phone here in case you need to contact anyone within the agency
00:19:59Car in the garage for transportation, you'll need that for emergencies. You don't say now, let's go back
00:20:09I swear I'm not gonna miss this job
00:20:19Do you like it? Mr. Reiser thought this place would suit you well, whatever mr. Reiser wants
00:20:24Hey, it's pretty open. Don't you think what was that? Mr. Rowe open land lots of space
00:20:30Lots of different ways that people could get in here
00:20:33I mean look for all we know there could be snipers out in these damn trees
00:20:37No way. Sure you we've taken all precautions. Nobody knows that the bowers are here. Let's hope not wait the bowers
00:20:44That's their name. Indeed. It is. Would you like to meet them? Yeah
00:20:48That would be nice. Come on
00:20:50Actually, where are you hiding them you got them under lock and key in one of these overlooked tower rooms because you know
00:20:54That's where I would be hiding them
00:20:56No, no, nothing. So torturous. They're out by the pool. Wait. Yeah, come on. No, no, no, no, no, wait
00:21:01Wait, you just let them go for a damn swim out in the open by themselves. Yeah, lady
00:21:05Do you know who you're dealing with here?
00:21:07I assure you we have taken all precautions. Nobody knows that they are here
00:21:11These cats the fatigues. Yeah, they're the ones that are the ones that are the ones that are the ones that are the ones that are
00:21:17Nobody knows that they are here
00:21:18These cats the fatalities, right?
00:21:21They find them. They're gonna decorate their next christmas tree with their heads. It's cute little ornaments
00:21:26You get what i'm saying? I do and that is precisely why mr. Reiser wanted you on this job
00:21:31Now, would you like to meet mr. Ray bauer and mrs. Camilla bauer?
00:21:35Come on. Sure
00:21:37Let's meet the bowers
00:21:41Unbelievable
00:21:44Is it gonna rain might
00:21:48Oh, this is rich
00:21:56Um nicky rome I take it
00:22:01Uh, thank you so much for being here
00:22:06You're not the sharpest tool in the shed are you
00:22:09I I beg your pardon whose idea was it to steal eight million dollars from one of the most ruthless families in the world
00:22:16Huh? Tell me whose brilliant idea was that? Well, it was mine
00:22:22There you go. Go figure
00:22:25Should we be talking about this right now?
00:22:27Oh, i'm not the one hiding from contract killers having a nice leisurely swim giving the monkeys a goddamn view
00:22:33I I told my husband to take the money because it was being used for horrible things news flashed all money is lady
00:22:40so
00:22:40Why let men like that keep it when we could take it and bet our own lives because you'd be dead before you could spend
00:22:45A penny of it and besides you're turning state's evidence. You got to give all that money back. Anyway
00:22:50I don't think so. Oh, yeah. How's that? Well, we've cut a deal
00:22:53I turn over their book of accounts and contacts
00:22:57And we get to keep the money
00:23:01You know, did god just deal me a shithand in the poker game of life
00:23:06Is that what's happening right now?
00:23:09unbelievable
00:23:10rock
00:23:12You said he was the best
00:23:15He has the best protection rate and our agency has the best intel don't worry about mr
00:23:19Rome and his abrasive personality
00:23:22He will make sure you two live for the next few days until we can get you transported back to stateside
00:23:26and
00:23:27What if we change our minds?
00:23:28You have a retainer with us. Mr. Bauer. You have our protection until that retainer runs out or until you refill it
00:23:35I understand
00:23:38Oh
00:23:41Are you sure that this place is secure in your entire tenure for working for us, mr
00:23:45Rome, it is the most secure we have ever had for it is off the grid
00:23:48Otherwise, we would not call it a safe house. Would we?
00:23:51Shall we go inside show me where the beer is
00:23:55Uh
00:24:05Is your next in contact when we're ready to transfer you over to the fbi
00:24:10Thank you
00:24:11Yes, we're very grateful
00:24:13No need for thanks. You paid us well. This is what our agency does. Bye for now
00:24:24What
00:24:34What what do you want what the fuck are you looking
00:24:51What does the dynamic duo want
00:24:55Well, i'd say a conversation mr. Rome look
00:24:59The next time someone calls me. Mr. Rome. I'm gonna go into that closet
00:25:02I'm gonna grab a baseball bat come back smash somebody across the face with it. Just do me a favor
00:25:08Call me mickey
00:25:10All right. All right. Um, so
00:25:13Where do we go from here?
00:25:15mickey
00:25:18All right, look
00:25:20Nobody leaves this house. Nobody leaves my sight if you see something suspicious
00:25:24You tell me if the neighbor's dog takes a shit and it doesn't look right. I want to know about it
00:25:29You have a real way of talking to people. Don't you is she always like this?
00:25:32You know what?
00:25:33You got a real way of getting yourself into trouble
00:25:35Is this what we should expect for the next few days?
00:25:37What that you're gonna make us feel like we constantly have to apologize for taking the money stealing lady. You stole the money
00:25:43Well, well quite frankly they stole before we did how do you know that I saw all the deals that were accounted for
00:25:50Heroin shipments cocaine pickups anything that had a dollar value. I had to account for it. We need to get something straight
00:25:58mickey
00:25:59We paid a huge chunk of cash to have you here
00:26:03And i'm a bit shocked. They didn't send more
00:26:07What is that supposed to mean? I think we thought that they'd send somebody a bit. Um
00:26:12Younger is all right. Yep
00:26:15Bottom line is you're our employee
00:26:18So if we want to go on a walk on the beach
00:26:21We will
00:26:22If we want to go lounge in the sun
00:26:24We will
00:26:25If we want to go into town you are going to be by our side with your eyes open and your ears constantly listening
00:26:33Do we understand each other?
00:26:35I understand
00:26:37That I need to make a phone call
00:26:39Sam's it's it's okay. He's been drinking. He's a little angry
00:26:51Riser speaking get me out of here. Carl. This is bullshit mickey. Calm down. No, no, no
00:26:57You got me protecting two entitled kids who have no idea what the trouble they got themselves into
00:27:02Just sit on them. Just relax sit on them for 72 hours. I don't know what you're talking about
00:27:07Sit on them for 72 hours, I know you at least can do that
00:27:11You got me trying to protect fort knox for christ's sake this place is bigger than the bermuda triangle
00:27:16You're mixing your metaphors again. Mickey. Is it fort knox or is it the bermuda triangle?
00:27:21regardless
00:27:23I
00:27:24I'm a little hurt because honestly, I thought you would like that
00:27:28Oh, it's nice sure
00:27:31But I have a hard time doing my job knowing that the goddamn toucans could get in this place
00:27:35I I completely side with you if it were a problem, but it's not a problem. You see
00:27:42There is nothing to worry about I hear you if there were something to worry about I would completely understand but there's not there's nothing
00:27:49to worry about
00:27:50Everybody keeps saying that do you know something that I don't?
00:27:53The feds are occupying the fratellis
00:27:56Okay, there's taps on all of their colleagues phones if the wind so much as blows in this direction
00:28:02We'll know it if you catch my drink. Yeah
00:28:06Ah
00:28:07Just kick back. Would you?
00:28:09Let the married couple do their thing. You go through the paces and try to relax and enjoy the sunshine
00:28:16Fuck the sunshine. I'll call you tomorrow to check in
00:28:21Fuck the sunshine
00:28:35So
00:29:05So
00:29:27Do you mind some company
00:29:35Look I don't have anything left in the tank. Okay, so just be easy on me
00:29:41Is that such a good idea
00:29:45I'll have you know, I aim better when i'm under the influence
00:29:52I'm, sorry
00:29:57For what I was rude earlier I do understand we're in a bad situation
00:30:05I
00:30:09Mother was in really bad shape
00:30:13She needed a heart transplant
00:30:16They'd only give her a few months to live
00:30:21We had asked the doctors how we could get her name moved up
00:30:26A few of them knew that my husband worked for the fratellis
00:30:30So they said that if we came back with a high enough number
00:30:33They'd bunker to the top of the list
00:30:37So he started embezzling funds
00:30:41Just a few dollars here and there from hundreds of accounts
00:30:47And he would cut the book so they'd never find out
00:30:53There were millions coming in
00:30:56For three months we did this. I would just try to figure out where to hide the cash
00:31:01The flowerbed
00:31:03My locker at the gym
00:31:07Eventually, we knew that they'd find out
00:31:11So we prepared
00:31:13Now here we are
00:31:18And my mother
00:31:21She left
00:31:26So it was worth it
00:31:31Yeah
00:31:33You may only have postponed your mother's death
00:31:37Unless she's safe safer than us agency protecting her too
00:31:44No
00:31:50Hospital really stuck it to you, huh?
00:31:54Now everyone just looks out for themselves in this world
00:31:58You find something to leverage and you play their cards
00:32:02Some win some lose
00:32:06Yeah
00:32:08I've always hated hospitals
00:32:22Mr. Vaughn
00:32:26Do you have many friends
00:32:29I don't mean the question in a mean way. I mean to ask because
00:32:36Your job must make you lonely
00:32:41You know protecting other people for hours days nights
00:32:49Like tonight
00:32:51Must take you away from people you love
00:32:54So, I was thinking maybe you aren't close to too many people
00:33:09I understand someone like me might just be a job
00:33:15And that you probably have had to protect a lot of defenseless people with rich parents or husbands
00:33:21But I just want to say thank you for being here
00:33:51So
00:34:21So
00:34:52So
00:34:54Hey boss ain't a bit late. Oh people try to sleep here
00:35:22So
00:35:29Mickey
00:35:31You're still using that
00:35:33Pussy 30a special when you're gonna get a big boy's gun rich. Let's go you asshole
00:35:51So
00:36:13Ah
00:36:22Stop come on, come on get up
00:36:34Girls gotta go
00:36:52So
00:37:02Who was she
00:37:06She's a client just like you
00:37:10Did she live
00:37:16She did hey
00:37:18Hey
00:37:20What'd I miss
00:37:24The wife was explaining to me why y'all stole the money
00:37:31Oh
00:37:36Look i'll try not to be an asshole. Okay, but I make no promises
00:37:44How did you become their accountant anyway
00:37:49My father he he worked for them in what capacity same thing
00:37:56I was raised being told this was the family business
00:38:01Some sopranos type bullshit
00:38:06Eight million dollars
00:38:15What
00:38:18It wasn't actually eight million
00:38:23It was 23 million
00:38:26What
00:38:27Do the feds know this?
00:38:29No
00:38:31The only actual traceable money is the eight million
00:38:34Traceable as in what the vertellis might notice. How does 15 million dollars go unnoticed?
00:38:43I found an account
00:38:45It wasn't listed on any of the ledgers it was just
00:38:49There
00:38:52So I took a look at deposit schedules password draws everything
00:38:59No one associated with the family had anything to do with that account
00:39:05So at first I siphoned off a few hundred thousand just to see if there were any red flags
00:39:11Nothing
00:39:14Than a million
00:39:16Not a peep
00:39:19So one day I just
00:39:21Brought it up in water cooler talk type fashion
00:39:25No one knew anything about that account
00:39:28So when camilla and I set up our plan it was the mother load
00:39:34That was our nest egg
00:39:39If they weren't gonna let us keep our eight million
00:39:43At least we had the rest to fall back on
00:39:49I guess like someone said when you have leverage play those cards
00:39:59You two should go to bed here to spend the rest of the night watching toucans and monkeys fucking the trees
00:40:10Good night, mickey. Yeah
00:40:14Thank you
00:40:23Yeah, don't mention it
00:40:30Do you have many friends
00:40:34I don't mean the question in the mean way. I mean to ask because
00:40:40Because
00:40:43Your work must be lonely
00:40:49You aren't close to many people
00:41:02Morning
00:41:06What time is it it's eight
00:41:10Rain I want to go to the beach today
00:41:13Wonderful, that's a safe place to go. Are you coming?
00:41:21Fine, thank you. Let's go to the beach
00:41:31Hi, hi, hi, i'm up that's hot
00:41:40You
00:41:48It's like you two are on vacation it's insane
00:41:53Yeah, not quite
00:41:57I heard you were the scared one scared. Yeah
00:42:05Not for me for camilla
00:42:10See, I don't care what happens to me
00:42:15I couldn't live with myself if anything happened to her well to love it can be a bitch
00:42:27So were you ever married mickey once
00:42:34What you want me to elaborate on that
00:42:37I
00:42:40Know why not? We're not friends. Okay, this is a job. Why don't you people understand that?
00:42:48Women want one thing one day and then another day they want something else
00:42:53And
00:42:55Had a wife
00:42:57Okay, and she wanted to have kids so we had work
00:43:01Wasn't in his profession. I was a cop. He's working all sorts of crazy hours
00:43:05Never really home much. I'm sure that had to be tough. That was hard enough
00:43:11So I take it you two aren't still together
00:43:16So then what happened you're a persistent little prick, aren't you? Yeah, my wife's been known to say the same thing. Yeah
00:43:24Oh, like I said
00:43:28Long hours
00:43:30Yeah
00:43:34You know for five years all she had was that kid just take care of it all by herself
00:43:42I come home late in the mornings and I would stare at her in a crib
00:43:48Like in a blink of an eye. It's she's sleeping in a little bed
00:43:54Try to get home early from work just to rock her to sleep but being a cop it's rare
00:44:00but my wife
00:44:03She couldn't handle it so
00:44:06She took to the pills first
00:44:09And the booze
00:44:11I came home one night after busting this big case wine flowers all nine yards, right?
00:44:18Found her dead on the floor overdose I go to look for my kid
00:44:30I
00:44:37She dead in the tub
00:44:42I don't wife drowned the door in bath time
00:44:47She used to have this yellow ducky that she fucking loved so much and it was just floating there with a goddamn smell stretched across
00:44:53its face
00:44:56Thank you
00:45:01I'm so sorry, man. Well, don't be like those you crowballs gonna be a son of a bitch. All you can do is try to
00:45:10That's it for story time
00:45:24Are we safe frank
00:45:30Yeah, I think so
00:45:34Do you trust him
00:45:44Yeah, I think I do
00:45:48I don't know who to trust anymore
00:45:53Hey
00:45:55Why are you feeling this way
00:45:58Just the more that make it keeps going on about these people
00:46:01The more I feel like maybe this is just too easy and that's why we did what we did
00:46:06for this protection
00:46:09For his protection
00:46:15I don't have a good feeling about any of this. Listen to me
00:46:20Everything is going to be okay
00:46:22I promise we will turn his dead to evidence and we will make sure that the fatalities are killed away
00:46:27And then we will disappear
00:46:31You make it sound so simple
00:46:35I actually think it's going to be a lot harder than you thought
00:46:38Then we will face it
00:46:41Together
00:46:49Get a room
00:46:51Jesus
00:46:54Is it so wrong to hate the fact that he's going to throw on me
00:46:56Me, too
00:47:00He's got a lot of baggage cam yeah, what gave it away i'm serious I spent a little time with him
00:47:09You know, he comes off as incapable
00:47:12I think he's way more capable than you
00:47:16I won't doubt that
00:47:27Hey, hey stay here don't move
00:47:45What are you doing here paulie is there any other reason than the best to make me pretty fucking uneasy. Yeah
00:47:49well
00:47:50Paul you made the rise that made him a little bit hesitant that you could handle this thing hesitant
00:47:55I never quit a job in my life. Even you know that. Oh, yeah. Well, we all slip up sometimes don't we?
00:48:02You see mickey wrong. He doesn't slip up
00:48:06How about birds going fine, what about you you okay what's with the small talk just trying to be friendly mick
00:48:17You ain't got a friendly bone in your body
00:48:19Yeah
00:48:21Well, since we're gonna keep working together now, I figured i'd try to keep the gorge home
00:48:26Working together. Nobody told me anything about that. No
00:48:30Maybe you should call if you can arise
00:48:33I'll tell you what
00:48:34Let me call him for you
00:48:43Yeah, it's me
00:48:46Uh-huh. Yeah, he's right in front of me
00:48:49Absolutely
00:48:52Yeah
00:48:58Mickey I see paulie found you. Yeah, he's staring at me like a hawk stares at a rabbit cute
00:49:06Is there anything I should know about?
00:49:12Nothing to worry about
00:49:14Carl just thought you might need a little extra set of hands just in case
00:49:17Paulie's gonna be around just you know, if it gets to that point where you can't take it, that's all
00:49:21Well, if it's okay with you i'd like him not to stay at the mcmansion. He gives me the heebie-jeebies
00:49:27You got anything worthwhile to contribute yet
00:49:31Fuck you
00:49:37Paulie's gonna be around
00:49:39Listen mickey
00:49:41I know you don't like him
00:49:42But he's effective and he's efficient. He used to say that about me a time or two ago. Just play nice mickey
00:49:48I'll see you when you get back
00:49:52Yeah
00:49:57Everything go good peach fantastic
00:50:00Nothing should happen
00:50:02Call me right away
00:50:05I'm gonna go get my number into his phone
00:50:08Hey nick
00:50:10Careful out there never know who you can run into
00:50:32Hey
00:50:34Who was that except another one another specialist like me? Why would they do that?
00:50:38Because they don't think I got it in me no more. All right, grab your shit. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Come on
00:51:08You
00:51:15Good afternoon mickey
00:51:18What's so good about it
00:51:22Well, we're still alive right for now
00:51:30Sorry bad joke, I guess
00:51:35Yeah, what do you want
00:51:39Okay, can you take a walk
00:51:48Yeah, sure i'm gonna do my rounds anyway
00:52:04So I have a question you have a million
00:52:09I
00:52:11Did you always run protection gigs
00:52:15No, why
00:52:20I know your company does other things as well. Yeah, it's a business all of it
00:52:29So
00:52:32Did you do
00:52:34Did you
00:52:36Did you do other things with them
00:52:39Or other things entirely different
00:52:44Where are you going with this
00:52:46I I just want to know how your business works. Why?
00:52:49Why do you even care? Why did they send another protection agent because i'm getting fucking old. Okay, that's why
00:52:56Is that what you want to hear
00:52:59Owns for this type of occupation
00:53:02You
00:53:04Yeah, I mean most guys that retire around 40
00:53:09Just
00:53:11Too many blows to the head too many scars. We're just we're human, right?
00:53:16That's why they sent the asshole was an insurance policy
00:53:23Insurance policy. Yeah, something goes wrong. They got somebody close by
00:53:28Well, that doesn't make sense
00:53:32One minute it does next minute it doesn't
00:53:44Why paul, you know
00:53:48That's what I don't understand
00:53:52Yeah about that guy
00:53:55You know the one we saw at the beach today. What's wrong with him?
00:53:58He doesn't work in protection well, then what's he do
00:54:03He works in collections
00:54:07Remember I told you that I did something before I worked in the protection department
00:54:12Yeah
00:54:14I worked in collections
00:54:18You call him because you miss me or you give me the thumbs up yes to which part
00:54:24Yes to which part
00:54:28What if he doesn't have it
00:54:31Look carl i'm not in the business of killing people
00:54:39Yeah, got it
00:54:42So
00:54:50Excuse me, miss
00:54:51Can we get a bottle of your best champagne, please?
00:54:54best champagne
00:54:56You having a spendy afternoon. Are you?
00:55:00Which one of the girls you showing a good time to
00:55:03Oh, it's not for any of the girls
00:55:05It's my friend over there
00:55:06Oh, you're friends with maddie
00:55:09best friends
00:55:11Bottle of dom coming right up then
00:55:21There you go, ah, thank you no need for glasses not gonna need it. Oh do me a favor put on maddie's tab
00:55:33Maddie
00:55:35My man, how you doing
00:55:38Do I know you man? Nope, you actually do not
00:55:43Okay. Well, why the fuck are you interrupting a conversation between me and my man here?
00:55:48bruiser
00:55:51Long time no see make you wrong thought I smelled shit when I walked in here
00:55:59Because you're the one who usually steps in it, how's unemployment treating you these days
00:56:03Do I look unemployed to you?
00:56:05Let's take a look at you
00:56:08Maybe not
00:56:09But this guy looks like he shops at the bargain bin, huh? What were the deals last week three suits for 99.99 look at you
00:56:19All is with the comedy, huh mickey
00:56:22Get the fuck out of here. I'm afraid I can't do that
00:56:25you see
00:56:26I'm here for a reason and that reason you're really not gonna like and bruiser here can probably guess
00:56:31Mickey I ain't gonna ask you twice. You gotta give a fuck about that reason
00:56:36Actually, I think you should
00:56:37My name is mickey. I'm here on behalf of carl reisner. You know who i'm talking about take a hike mickey
00:56:43Yeah, I know who he is
00:56:45So what's this about? All right, good see progress you borrowed money a while ago to open up this
00:56:52Miraculous establishment. It's seedy as fuck
00:56:56Anyway, you never paid it back. So today i'm here to collect the bill
00:57:01In full
00:57:07It's fucking payday
00:57:09I know I recognize this guy. He's a fucking comedian
00:57:12I'm gonna get that money
00:57:14You're gonna get it
00:57:15Yeah, is there you do me a favor? Yes, sir
00:57:18Why don't you make it so princess here sips out of a straw for the rest of his fucking life?
00:57:21It'd be my pleasure bad idea
00:57:31Oh
00:57:41I fucking hate my job wanna switch
00:58:01Ah
00:58:12I hate that suit
00:58:16So I went from being a cop to collecting money to beating the shit out of people to protecting people who couldn't protect themselves
00:58:23The real world we live in man, like I said curveballs
00:58:30So
00:59:01So
00:59:26Ah
00:59:30Oh
00:59:40Oh
01:00:01Ah
01:00:15Ah
01:00:31The most secure place we ever had in my ass
01:00:54Shit
01:01:01Hello, mr. Rome, I just wanted to see how things are and if everything's okay. No lori things are not okay
01:01:07We need to leave right now. Where are the bowers? I have them upstairs under lock and key
01:01:11fantastic
01:01:20Oh
01:01:31Hey
01:01:55Okay
01:02:00So
01:02:12Yeah
01:02:26Yeah
01:02:31Yeah
01:02:55Ah
01:03:00Oh
01:03:31Oh
01:03:39Oh my god
01:03:42Oh shit, oh shit. Okay. What do we do make you tell us what we need to do?
01:03:49Pauline all right call paulie. Okay. Stay with him. Stay right there. I'll be right back. Okay
01:03:57I'll be right back
01:03:59I'm sorry
01:04:19Mickey
01:04:21Yeah, this isn't mickey. It's ray bauer
01:04:24Oh, hello. Mr. Bauer. How can I help you tonight a woman?
01:04:27She came to kill us we've met her before mickey he he's hurt real bad
01:04:33How bad very?
01:04:35All right. Listen, you lock all the doors right now and stay put i'll be right there
01:04:39In the meantime, try to get mickey comfortable. All right, what happened to the liaison?
01:04:46Mickey he killed her. She's she's dead. All right, i'll be right there. Okay
01:04:57Oh
01:05:14Right
01:05:18It's okay, you're right. Where's mickey?
01:05:22Okay
01:05:26Um
01:05:29Camilla hasn't any other room she hurt. I don't think so. Good anyone's here
01:05:37No good
01:05:40Where's louis body
01:05:43Lower level, okay
01:05:47On the phone you knew she was our liaison
01:05:51I did. How did you know that mickey told me?
01:05:55Said she'd be stopping by today at some point. No. Yeah
01:05:58He never would have said that what is that? He didn't know she was coming by
01:06:03And he doesn't trust you
01:06:08Come on, mr. Bauer, why would he tell you to call me?
01:06:12Me
01:06:17Get together, mr. Bauer, okay, we have to get out of here. Where's the other bedroom?
01:06:29Perfect
01:06:43So
01:06:45Mr. Bauer, my name's folly i'm here to get you and your husband out of here safely
01:06:53Where's my husband
01:06:57Oh ray, he's in the other room don't worry about mickey someone's gonna take care of him. Okay, let's go
01:07:07Ray ray
01:07:13They said no guns
01:07:29No, no, no, please tell me he isn't dead not yet
01:07:34And you won't be for a while either
01:07:38The fratellis want their money back
01:07:41All of it your husband's messing around those accounts, I don't understand
01:07:52Yeah, you do you were supposed to be part of our protection we paid you paid me
01:08:00No
01:08:03The fatalities of the agency's biggest client we've been on since the beginning
01:08:07Do you think it was just a coincidence that you got sent here with someone like mickey
01:08:13But he you want that fucking guy's like one scotch away from having a heart attack
01:08:37So
01:08:55I know
01:08:59The fear
01:09:01It's setting in right
01:09:04Knowing
01:09:07That
01:09:09Your life is almost over
01:09:16I'll tell you what
01:09:19I'll give you one more selfless act
01:09:23Tell me
01:09:25Where the money is
01:09:29And I will make sure
01:09:33That I kill your husband quick
01:09:38Huh, what do you consider quick, huh?
01:09:57Motherfucker
01:10:03You fucking stupid bitch
01:10:08Ah
01:10:18I don't need both of you
01:10:24Hey dickless
01:10:37Oh
01:10:41That's what you get for that mustache the fratellis the agency they use them mickey
01:10:51Probably sent me down here to get me whacked too so I have to pay my pension
01:10:57So, what do we do now mickey
01:11:01Always with the questions with you, huh?
01:11:04I'll tell you what you do
01:11:11Yeah, you have that money, right
01:11:15You take your mother you vanish new names you get off the grid it's gonna be your only shot
01:11:24I know a guy pay him. Well
01:11:28He'll make you disappear
01:11:30What about you?
01:11:34Huh consider me retired
01:11:38All right
01:11:39Yeah
01:11:41I'm gonna need something from you
01:11:44Anything
01:12:04Yeah
01:12:07Yeah, yeah what
01:12:12It's been a week
01:12:14All right for day don't get fucking cute with me. The shit does not happen in this business
01:12:20You understand it gives us a bad name. It makes us look bad
01:12:25How the hell should I know fine?
01:12:26He's probably lying in a ditch somewhere. He's drunk
01:12:30Probably doesn't even know what's happening
01:12:32Find the find the cut would you just shut up for one find the couple and find him
01:12:38And when you do find him you put a bullet in his fucking head
01:12:42Fuck fuck
01:12:46Hey mickey
01:12:51Here I thought we were friends carl
01:12:54Don't act fucking surprised, you know, it is business, you know the kind of people we work with no, I didn't
01:13:03I thought we were doing good most of the time, you know
01:13:06protecting people
01:13:07Really? I mean, I know you ran collections every now and then but I never put two and two together
01:13:12I didn't know you did collections for the fratellis
01:13:15I mean i'm smart but
01:13:18No one got by me
01:13:20You know, they're gonna come after you, you know, they won't let you live
01:13:25I don't think they have much of a choice
01:13:29See a friend of mine gave me this little black book
01:13:32It has all these names dates transactions
01:13:37Pretty much everything
01:13:40Had he paid attention to those names he would have found yours in there, but he didn't care about that did he
01:13:45All he cared about was keeping himself and his wife alive
01:13:49Anyway, I gave that book to the feds
01:13:53So I say your friends the fratellis
01:13:56I said they're getting picked up right about now
01:13:59Along with their associates only a matter of time before they come knocking on your door carl
01:14:08So what do we do now I told you last job and i'm done
01:14:17It was almost paradise carl
01:14:22Right down to the goddamn coconut
01:14:28Um
01:14:58Foreign
01:15:28So
01:15:58So
01:16:11Hey, mr. And mrs. Bauer, do you like getting shot in the pool?
01:16:15Hello, mr. And mrs. Bauer. Do you like getting shot in the pool?
01:16:20Yeah
01:16:21right in the fucking head
01:16:23so i'm gonna be like
01:16:25You
01:16:41Nice buddy, all right
01:16:44This could be the nostril shot. Yes
01:16:47Do you still hear some kind of fan running if anyone's nearby
01:16:50Yeah
01:16:55Is this beard new
01:16:56What the fuck? Hey, you know what happened? I went I got a proctology exam. Yeah better time than i'm having right now
01:17:02Is it absolutely?
01:17:04I'd rather have my ass checked out every day than to walk into you and yet here you are
01:17:10right here
01:17:12Holding on to me still
01:17:14You'd rather have your ass checked out every day every day with a cattle prod by
01:17:20Everyone by everyone the world
01:17:23all day long every day
01:17:26I love you
01:17:28So good to see you get off of me
01:17:45Well, we still won't smell
01:17:53How many acts how many motorcycle accidents are there here a day how many motorcycle accidents are they in a day?
01:17:59A lot. I bet you a lot. Why is everybody on their cell phones? They should be working
01:18:03Making some money
01:18:07Jesus christ, it's a clean water here. You got clean water, right? This isn't a smooth ride
01:18:14Jesus christ
01:18:18I have a neck, you know, hope what we never have in the back isn't breakable because something broke
01:18:25Not my fault my hemorrhoids just popped out how much further do we got why do I feel like i'm talking to myself
01:18:33Because I am talking to myself
01:18:36Take one more look at that wind come from
01:18:39action
01:18:44Sorry, no, I forgot I forgot to punch they're gonna decorate their next christmas tree what
01:18:51What
01:18:52Is that gunshot? What is that? Did you hear that?
01:18:55Hello, mr. And mrs. Bauer. Do you like getting shot in a pool? Yes
01:19:14So
01:19:44So
01:20:14So
01:20:44You