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00:00:00Giles, tell me again why the latest Slayer aptitude test has to be held in the ass-end
00:00:08of nowhere?
00:00:10This is a crucial part of your training as Slayer, Buffy, at least as far as the Council
00:00:14is concerned.
00:00:16Please do try to stay focused.
00:00:17This test is extremely challenging and comes with its share of peril.
00:00:22Don't they all?
00:00:23Yes.
00:00:24Now then.
00:00:25The first part of the test is an obstacle course of sorts.
00:00:28Make your way to the church and find your way inside.
00:00:31It isn't quite as simple as it sounds.
00:00:34I'll meet you inside.
00:00:36Best of luck.
00:00:37Oh, sure.
00:00:38You get to wait inside the church and I'm out here with the peril.
00:00:44Slayer!
00:00:45Hello.
00:00:46I've got a special vampire treat right here for...
00:00:49Giles!
00:00:50Lacking some basic vampire-fighting accoutrements, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to
00:00:51join me.
00:00:52Slayer!
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00:01:10Giles!
00:01:11Lacking some basic vampire-fighting accoutrements here.
00:01:15I'm afraid you'll simply have to improvise with your fists and feet while I search for
00:01:19the weapon.
00:01:21Puffy, will this do?
00:01:23Cat.
00:01:26Wooden.
00:01:27Pointy.
00:01:28Looks good to me.
00:01:33And look.
00:01:34More company.
00:01:36Well done, Buffy.
00:01:37Truly.
00:01:38I told the council you didn't even need to be put through this exercise.
00:01:41You've proven me correct.
00:01:43Do I get a cookie?
00:01:45Rendezvous with me at the front of the church, but keep an eye out.
00:01:48There's a vampire nest within, and you must proceed with caution.
00:01:55Caution.
00:01:56My middle name.
00:01:57Only, not really.
00:01:59Check the Slayer's style.
00:02:09Beyond this door, you will face your final challenge.
00:02:12Have a care, though.
00:02:14The entrance is protected by a mystical ward that will bar you from passing through unless
00:02:18you have the three keys.
00:02:20These are not traditional keys, but engraved stone.
00:02:23I've already found one.
00:02:25Now you must find and retrieve the others, which are hidden here in the church.
00:02:29An Easter egg hunt.
00:02:30Oh, joy.
00:02:31Will you be wearing a bunny suit?
00:02:33Buffy, please try to focus.
00:02:35The levity is appreciated, but this is a crucial part of this exercise.
00:02:38I'll aid you if I can.
00:02:40I shall begin searching at the back of the church.
00:02:42Trust me.
00:02:43I'm focused.
00:02:45Making what the funny is just a way to shake off the Wiggins this place has given me.
00:02:49There's something really peculiar around here that's spooking me.
00:02:53Actually, I think it's quite charming.
00:02:56Nothing to worry about, I'm sure.
00:02:59Congratulations, Buffy.
00:03:00You're doing very well thus far.
00:03:02Now we come to an opportunity for you to demonstrate your marksmanship with a crossbow.
00:03:06Now the fun really starts.
00:03:11Let's see if you can dust them from a distance.
00:03:14Long-distance dusting.
00:03:16New Olympic event.
00:03:19Excellent shooting, Buffy.
00:03:20I do believe your aim has improved.
00:03:22That's me.
00:03:23Death from above.
00:03:25Buffy, quickly now.
00:03:26Follow me to the bell tower.
00:03:27I've found something.
00:03:28A bell?
00:03:29Oh, yes.
00:03:30That.
00:03:31But also a secret passageway.
00:03:32Come on, then.
00:03:34There, Buffy.
00:03:35Where the floor tiles go.
00:03:36There.
00:03:37There.
00:03:38There.
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00:03:41There.
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00:03:43There.
00:03:44There.
00:03:45There.
00:03:46There.
00:03:47Where the floor tiles look newer.
00:03:49According to an arcane text I've found, there should be a hatch in the floor that leads to a hidden passageway.
00:03:55Unfortunately, it seems that at some point the hatch was sealed.
00:03:59We'll need something heavy to break through the tile.
00:04:02Now, let's have a look around.
00:04:04Or up.
00:04:05I'm wondering if maybe a one-ton bell, say, crashing from above, might do the trick.
00:04:10Well, it's erring on the side of overkill, but given the absence of other options...
00:04:14Then it's a plan.
00:04:15I'm going up.
00:04:16Just stand clear and try not to get squashed.
00:04:19I'll do my best.
00:04:22I'm afraid you're on your own from here on out.
00:04:24I'll meet up with you again after you've faced the final challenge.
00:04:28Once you have inserted all of the stone keys in their places, the main entrance will open.
00:04:32Check.
00:04:33I'll meet you there.
00:04:46Nice.
00:04:51It kinda has that interior decorator-from-hell thing happening.
00:05:04Have I ever been somewhere before?
00:05:16So, which one of you is Curly?
00:05:22What's the matter, Slayer?
00:05:24You look like you've seen a ghost.
00:05:26Why?
00:05:27No witty banter?
00:05:30Hmm.
00:05:32I'm crushed.
00:05:34I have built up so much nostalgia for our reunion.
00:05:39I'm crushed.
00:05:42I have built up so much nostalgia for our reunion.
00:05:46Ah, well.
00:05:58I'm bored.
00:06:00Let's kill something.
00:06:03Mighty, Mighty Razorbacks!
00:06:05Everywhere we go, people wanna know who we are!
00:06:10So we tell them, we are Mighty, Mighty Razorbacks!
00:06:16Ugh.
00:06:17Okay, okay.
00:06:19Let's take a short break.
00:06:21A little reminder, Buffy.
00:06:23I know you're like MVP when it comes to offing the butt-ugly supernatural beasties,
00:06:27but cheerleading is an entirely different discipline.
00:06:31Please, try to pay attention.
00:06:34Sorry, just feeling a little oonky.
00:06:37I haven't had much luck with the quality Zs lately.
00:06:40Bad dreams.
00:06:42And, lest you forget, I'm doing this as a favor to you.
00:06:45I'm over the pursuit of fame and glory through cheerleading.
00:06:48It's a crushing blow to the world of synchronized shouting.
00:06:52Okay, girls, let's take that last run again, but this time I...
00:07:02Cordy, get everyone else into the supply closet and keep them quiet until I come for you.
00:07:06I'll go track down the janitor and see if Creepy Pete can get the lights turned back on.
00:07:21Mr. Campbell.
00:07:22Even during the most boring physics class, I never would have...
00:07:27They cut the power.
00:07:29Never a good thing.
00:07:30Does it make me a pessimist to say that's a bad omen?
00:07:33Cutting the power, I'm thinking they're smarter than the average bear.
00:07:36Or average vampire bear.
00:07:38And here comes another bad thought on a collision course with my terror.
00:07:41There are magnetic locks on all the main doors.
00:07:44Here, take this.
00:07:46You won't be able to open them until the power comes back on.
00:07:49Then we have to get the power back on.
00:07:51Just stay here, keep your head down.
00:07:53Absolutely.
00:07:54Classroom.
00:07:55Always felt right at home in a classroom.
00:07:57Yep.
00:07:58Gonna sit right here with the chalk.
00:08:01Pass by your mangled corpse.
00:08:07Who do we have here?
00:08:09New blood or...
00:08:10More likely a psychic kind.
00:08:28Huh.
00:08:30Nothing to this electrician gig.
00:08:32Flip the big switch and the power comes back on.
00:08:35Time for me to join the union.
00:08:40Buffy.
00:08:42This is Giles.
00:08:44Not to panic, but you might want to come along to the library straight away.
00:08:51There's an uninvited guest here attempting to retrieve some books...
00:08:55...without a library card.
00:08:59I'd like to second myself away.
00:09:02He's not invited.
00:09:07Up, up and away.
00:09:11If anyone has a free hand, I'm about to be eaten.
00:09:14Hey, what do you think this is, a library?
00:09:20Just a stray I was looking for.
00:09:22Come out to play.
00:09:24You don't think I'm gonna let you read without a fight.
00:09:30I'll continue this later.
00:09:40How's your noggin?
00:09:42Bruised, but otherwise all right.
00:09:45I believe I'm building up a resistance to cranial trauma.
00:09:50That must be a really good book.
00:09:53Actually, no. It's a rather obscure text on spirit channeling.
00:09:56The author was long-winded and pedantic.
00:09:59Want me to try to track him, get the book back?
00:10:02No, that won't be necessary. The text is seriously out of date.
00:10:05Its contents would be of little worth to anyone but an amateur medium.
00:10:11Buff, I've been working on this bad boy for quite a while...
00:10:14...and this looks like the right time to break it in.
00:10:17Xander, for me, you shouldn't have.
00:10:20Love the outfit, Buff. Zis boomba.
00:10:23Starting to think vamps do, too.
00:10:25Cheerleading uniforms equal vampire magnets.
00:10:28Also known to attract drooling middle-aged men like a backyard bug zapper.
00:10:32I might be throwing myself in front of this speeding mockery here...
00:10:36...but didn't this attack seem more organized than usual?
00:10:39I know. What could anyone want in a library?
00:10:42I'm thinking maybe Cordelia and I oughta...
00:10:44...prowl the reference stacks, just in case anything else was taken.
00:10:47I could give you a hand.
00:10:49Not like you guys are all that familiar with the actual books.
00:10:52Who's talking about books?
00:10:54Oh, and... Oh! Knew that.
00:10:57But stacks, prowling reference... Confused, but I'm better now.
00:11:01And there's no reason for me to be in the stacks with Xander.
00:11:04With you guys. Enjoy the prowling.
00:11:07Keep an eye out for crystals when you're out on slayer duty.
00:11:10Pretty, but they also come in handy.
00:11:12Strong with the mojo.
00:11:14Any good witch or bad demon knows that certain crystals...
00:11:17...have healing or energy-enhancing powers.
00:11:20If you find anything, bring it back to me.
00:11:22I've been experimenting with some spells using crystals.
00:11:25If I have the right ones, I might be able to boost your strength and slayer power.
00:11:29Kinda like an energy bar, but you don't need it.
00:11:32Tummy ache.
00:11:33And later we could make some fun and life-affirming jewelry out of them.
00:11:36Or not.
00:11:39From what I hear, the police are already claiming the attack was by a gang on PCP.
00:11:44Does anyone actually still make PCP?
00:11:47Hello? Wrong girl to ask.
00:11:50All this fuss over a stupid book?
00:11:53Why don't you people get your priorities straight?
00:11:55Hello? Cheerleading competition? This week?
00:11:58So, if we're all done here, I think I have a flat tire that needs fixing.
00:12:03Xander?
00:12:06Buffy, there are some advanced fighting techniques I'd like you to begin studying immediately.
00:12:10Joy, more and more complicated ways to monster mash.
00:12:13Indeed. Take this and study it.
00:12:16Wait. You didn't say there was reading involved.
00:12:19Given the gravity of our situation, I recommend you incorporate these techniques into your repertoire immediately.
00:12:24No need to get all heavy with the gravity. Consider it done.
00:12:31Right. Let's give this a whirl.
00:12:34Oh, eternal and all-powerful Lord,
00:12:37to whom the darkness itself bows down,
00:12:40from whom flows the damnation of humankind...
00:12:44Who writes this, Dross?
00:12:47I call forth Lybak of the Abyss, as you have commanded.
00:12:52Come to me, your most loyal servant beseeches thee.
00:12:57Dross!
00:12:59Let her down, you wanker!
00:13:01You've got me doing your dirty work.
00:13:04But you've got to hold on, Dru.
00:13:06Don't push me, old man.
00:13:12Oh, yeah, like I had any bloody choice in the matter.
00:13:15I've been a good little errand boy, oh great and powerful one.
00:13:19Come back to the Hellmouth, reclaim the Master's old church digs in your name,
00:13:23and regroup what was left of the Order of Aurelius.
00:13:26Even summon that Mattariani fella.
00:13:28Although the Necromancer seems to be running a little bit behind schedule.
00:13:32Maybe he's caught in traffic or something.
00:13:53Bad form to rub it in when you're folding all the cards.
00:13:56But I can't afford to fold.
00:13:58What next, Dark Lord? How may I serve you further?
00:14:13Oh, I don't see that being too much of a problem.
00:14:15Got a wonderful little flesh palace just down the stream.
00:14:27Just look at that tramp.
00:14:29Some of my sources?
00:14:31They tell me skanky Heather there was throwing herself at Steve Phillips,
00:14:35one of the hunkier linebackers after football practice yesterday.
00:14:39Shocking coincidence?
00:14:41It just so happens Steve hasn't been heard from since.
00:14:44Now here she is working her tight end on one of our tight ends.
00:14:48You know what I think?
00:14:49I think she's some kind of vampire slut on a mission
00:14:52to kill the precious few remaining hotties at Sunnydale High.
00:14:55She must be stopped!
00:14:57Sick her, Buffy.
00:14:58Listen, Miss Kitty.
00:15:00I can't stake every girl who blocks your spotlight.
00:15:03When you saw her yesterday, wasn't it broad daylight?
00:15:06Hello?
00:15:07Vamps have that petty allergic reaction to the sun?
00:15:10Okay.
00:15:11Maybe she lathered up with a whole conno tub of 90 sunscreen.
00:15:15Whatever she is, she must be stopped!
00:15:17Sorry, Cordelia.
00:15:18Looks like another jock fell prey to her tramp wilds.
00:15:22Maybe now we can start enjoying the evening.
00:15:24Geez, Buff.
00:15:25Jesus, why no check?
00:15:26That's a cue for something evil to crash in if I ever hurt you.
00:15:32Showtime.
00:15:33Buffy!
00:15:35No.
00:15:36I want Slayer back.
00:15:48You think you can take me?
00:15:49Come on.
00:15:50Kick my ass.
00:15:55Watch that last step.
00:15:57It's a humdinger.
00:16:06Buffy!
00:16:07Will!
00:16:08I am so going to enjoy this.
00:16:11Evening, Slayer.
00:16:12Lovely night for the old mayhem, isn't it?
00:16:15Spike.
00:16:16Knew you'd miss me.
00:16:18Hey, where's that gel-headed Nancy boy you're always parading around with?
00:16:21Usually angels follow you around like a nuded pup.
00:16:24What are you doing back in Sunnydale, Spike?
00:16:26We had a deal.
00:16:28Sorry, love.
00:16:29Business is business.
00:16:31Guess there's just no honor among us children of the night.
00:16:34You shouldn't have come back.
00:16:36Is Buffy sad because the big bad broke his promise?
00:16:41Wake up, moron.
00:16:43I'm ecstatic to see you.
00:16:45I've come back because I've been saving up a big honkin' servant of whoop-ass just for you.
00:16:50Glad you're here.
00:16:52It was getting a bit heavy to carry around.
00:16:58That's all right, boys.
00:16:59A little game we indulge in with Slayer and me.
00:17:02Bit of foreplay before the grand seduction.
00:17:05Culture rituals.
00:17:06You know the picture.
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:09One thing I can say about my relationship with Little Miss down there.
00:17:13It's got fire.
00:17:21I heard those gangbangers crashing in here and I locked myself in.
00:17:24Are they still out there?
00:17:26For the moment, but sit tight and we'll see what we can do.
00:17:32No trail of breadcrumbs, but I'm guessing Spike and his blood buddies jumped down here.
00:17:39Hey, help!
00:17:40Call 911.
00:17:41Make sure that they bring guns.
00:17:43Big guns.
00:17:44I'm not sure how long I can keep this mud off me.
00:17:47Hurry!
00:17:49Not like this.
00:17:50I can't die like this.
00:17:52Somebody help!
00:17:56Maybe you didn't hear me, you skinky, blood-sucking hoe.
00:17:59Thinking I'd put me down before the Slayer kicked my ass.
00:18:02The Slayer?
00:18:05Tell me another one.
00:18:07They all say they know the Slayer.
00:18:36Come on, you lot.
00:18:38Pick up the pace.
00:18:39Slayer will be on our asses in a minute.
00:18:41It's because you don't see her, don't mean she isn't there.
00:18:47Buffy!
00:18:48Don't you ever give up, Slayer.
00:18:50Bloody hell, feel free to tie her out at some point.
00:18:53Or die.
00:18:54Right?
00:18:55No tears there.
00:18:57Help!
00:18:58Buffy's gonna whip you good, Spike.
00:19:00You're gonna regret bringing your new girlfriend.
00:19:03Spike, you're gonna regret bringing your new girlfriend to your old stomping grounds.
00:19:08Shut your gob, witch.
00:19:09Shame my sodding girlfriend.
00:19:11Lucky for you, the ritual requires five sacrifices.
00:19:14Shut your permanent mic.
00:19:21Two roads diverged in the concrete jungle.
00:19:23And I'm gonna guess Spike and his goons took that one that leads through Cemetery.
00:19:33Buffy, help!
00:19:41You're new.
00:19:42Not to mention hideous.
00:19:44Somebody beat you with a whole tree full of ugly sticks.
00:19:49What?
00:19:50No fearsome words about how I'm going to die in agony or that I shall rue the day that I crossed your path?
00:19:56Speak now, or forever hold your...
00:20:00Okay, you're faster.
00:20:04...
00:20:15And now with the glow-in-the-dark jewelry.
00:20:18What's up with that?
00:20:22Oh, now that's just weird.
00:20:25Buffy!
00:20:31Buffy, help!
00:20:44Oh, Slayer.
00:20:46Nice night to die, don't you think?
00:20:55Stay in the ground.
00:20:57Help! Somebody help!
00:21:00Showtime.
00:21:12Buffy! This way, hurry!
00:21:15Cavalry's coming!
00:21:19Radar alert.
00:21:20Cavalry's coming.
00:21:25I'm loving this.
00:21:30Buffy!
00:21:35Hey!
00:21:36Buffy, be careful.
00:21:37She's stronger than an ordinary vampire.
00:21:42Willow!
00:21:43You should not have done that.
00:21:45I know you guys take the whole fetish scene way too seriously, but...
00:21:50But there's a fine line between Femme Fatale and Tackytrap.
00:21:54You just vaulted right over that line.
00:21:57Muck of an ass, Slayer.
00:21:59But I'll be the one laughing while you're bleeding out on the ground.
00:22:06And that tattoo just screams biker slut.
00:22:19A little shaken up, but fine.
00:22:30You think Spikes rounded up what's left of the Order of Aurelius?
00:22:34I was sort of hoping there wasn't anything left of them.
00:22:37Come on.
00:22:38I want to get you out of here.
00:22:40What about the others?
00:22:41I'll come back for them, but I'm going to need to be better armed if I have to deal
00:22:45with the Order and my spooky, slippery, little new zombie-making friend.
00:22:52What are you doing just standing here?
00:23:05You have to save our tight end.
00:23:07We need him for the game and for my morale.
00:23:09On the other hand, that skank slut hitting on him at the bronze is strictly optional.
00:23:14Hey, Buff.
00:23:17I've been working on this bad boy for quite a while, and this looks like the right time
00:23:21to break it in.
00:23:22Xander.
00:23:23I don't know what to say.
00:23:25I customized it myself thanks to that Halloween stint as an army grunt.
00:23:28It's got two supply tanks so you can switch between holy water and hellfire on the fly,
00:23:32both very corrosive to demons and vamp's delicate complexions.
00:23:36You do know your way around a slayer's heart.
00:23:39You sure you're all right, Will?
00:23:41Bruised, but otherwise unscathed.
00:23:43No unauthorized nibbling.
00:23:44If I ever get my hands on Spike, I'll make him wish he'd never been born.
00:23:48Reborn.
00:23:49Unborn.
00:23:50You get the picture.
00:23:52Cue the manly swagger.
00:23:53Sweet.
00:23:54Really.
00:23:55But let's not forget who the girlfriend is.
00:23:57Sorry, Xand, but this is strictly a solo slayer mission.
00:24:01Too many unknowns.
00:24:02Too much we don't understand.
00:24:04Like I ever let that stop me before.
00:24:06I need you to stay here.
00:24:08Help Giles and make sure Willow doesn't have a concussion or something.
00:24:11Got it.
00:24:12Now go save those bronzers, especially the cute female ones.
00:24:19Did you bring back any crystals?
00:24:20I was a little busy, but I did bring you a little something.
00:24:23By the strength of the emanation of Godola and the glory of Hecatate, let that of mine
00:24:29be that of thine.
00:24:30Let the vitality held within be now released, transferred to thee.
00:24:35Wow.
00:24:36What a rush.
00:24:37Thanks, Will.
00:24:39You sure you're going to be all right?
00:24:40I shall endure.
00:24:41Okay, not as a nerd to the physical abuse as Giles, but I'm getting there.
00:24:46It's all part of being friends with a slayer.
00:24:48A nerd?
00:24:49I know.
00:24:50Isn't it exciting?
00:24:51I've never used that word in conversation before.
00:24:53Is there anything else you can remember that might help me?
00:24:56Just that secret passage inside the mausoleum.
00:24:58I thought it was sealed, but I guess Spike opened it back up.
00:25:03I believe we need to augment your combat skills.
00:25:06Study the techniques illustrated on this page.
00:25:09Got it.
00:25:10Let the augmentation begin, as long as it doesn't require surgery.
00:25:36Creepy Karaoke.
00:25:49Thank you so much for the scout.
00:26:03Right, falling ceiling.
00:26:10Time to dash.
00:26:11You are becoming quite a nuisance, girl.
00:26:12Oh, look.
00:26:13The grave robber speaks.
00:26:15No.
00:26:16The rites must be... completed.
00:26:17And nobody around to bring you back from the grave.
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00:33:59Looking for your lover, Slayer?
00:34:01The vampire with the soul.
00:34:04An abomination.
00:34:05Sorry to say, he won't be yours for much longer.
00:34:20Now that is just gross.
00:34:28Angel!
00:34:29God, I was afraid that...
00:34:32Angel?
00:34:33What's wrong?
00:34:34Are you okay?
00:34:35No.
00:34:36But I will be, Slayer.
00:34:37I will be.
00:34:38Let go of me!
00:34:39You ruined me, Slayer.
00:34:40Surely one last kiss isn't too much to ask for.
00:34:41What part of let go didn't you understand?
00:34:42I'm sorry.
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00:34:57What part of let go didn't you understand?
00:35:00Obnoxious.
00:35:01Rest and you will feel my power.
00:35:04I killed you once before.
00:35:06I'll do it again.
00:35:09Looks like we're both hard to get rid off.
00:35:11The difference is I'm still flesh and blood.
00:35:14You're just an echo.
00:35:18Hold it right there, Slayer.
00:35:20Can't afford to have you bolloxing this up.
00:35:21Sorry.
00:35:22No can do.
00:35:23Gotta fly.
00:35:24fly. Not that I'm a complainer, but you notice Cosmo has never run an article about the complications
00:35:39in falling in love with a vampire. The evil always gets in the way. Hello, but duh. Thank
00:35:47you for that eloquent and comforting sentiment. Unfortunately, Buffy, yours is not the end
00:35:53of your nightmares. When you were gone, my research turned up the origins of the sigil
00:35:57from your mother's prophetic nightmare. It's the mark of three demons known collectively
00:36:01as the Korta Kaas, the dreamers. Individually, these beings possess impressive psychic abilities.
00:36:08However, by joining forces, they can purportedly distort or mold reality within a certain proximity
00:36:14through mental projection. I suspect that the master is attempting to locate and reunite
00:36:20the dreamers so that he can exploit their powers for some greater evil purpose. I've
00:36:25got to find him and make sure he doesn't get all these dreamer guys together. If you're
00:36:29all done with the usual blathering now, you might want to listen to what Xander has to
00:36:33say. While Buffy was fighting with her dead boyfriend and his pasty grandfather, we paid
00:36:39a visit to a part of town my precious car should never have to go to again. Xander,
00:36:44you got something from Willie? Got some pretty interesting stuff, actually. Of course, I
00:36:48had to promise not to rough him up. And give him twenty dollars or so. Forty. Does anyone
00:36:54want to hear this? Anyway, apparently there's a ship loaded with black market supernatural
00:36:59knickknacks arriving in at the docks tonight. Willie overheard some of the Aurelius Vamps
00:37:03say they're expecting a package and are supposed to be there to meet it. And so will we. Just
00:37:12be careful, Buff. Always. I'm just worried what happens when I run into Angel. How do
00:37:17I destroy the Master without killing him too? Maybe that's not the question you need
00:37:22to ask. The Master and Angel. Two of the most feared vampires in history bundled into one
00:37:28lethal package. What really sucks is that the chicks will probably still dig him. Damn
00:37:34that vampire mystique. How much time do we have before we go? I think Cordelia's tire
00:37:39has a slow leak. No matter how often I pump it up, it's never long before it needs more
00:37:44pumping. Guess we'd better be going, huh? Looks like your boyfriend is all... again.
00:37:51Sucks to be you. I've located a new weapon for your slayer arsenal. A reaper blade. Forged
00:38:01in twelfth century Germany from various holy relics claimed during the Crusades, it is
00:38:06blessed with an uncanny supernatural sharpness and durability. Once you've gained experience
00:38:11with the blade, you may also attach the reaper wing, which will allow you to throw the blade
00:38:15with great force and accuracy. A new toy. And it isn't even my birthday. You're always thinking
00:38:21of me, Giles. If I get good with the wing, when do I get the reaper shoes to complete
00:38:25the ensemble? Sadly, there are no reaper shoes. Well, still, one can dream. Let me remind
00:38:33you, Buffy, the dreamers are extremely powerful and have the ability to warp reality. I get
00:38:38it. If they're all together, they can use their mental powers. But for the mental powers,
00:38:42I'm assuming that means they all have to have heads. I'm seeing a solution here. Do not
00:38:47take this lightly. You'll have to be at the top of your game when you face them. Sticking
00:38:51to the metaphor, Giles? Don't worry. In this game, I'm in a league of my own. Did you bring
00:38:58back any crystals? I was a little busy, but I did bring you a little something. By the
00:39:02strength of the emanation of Godola and the glory of Hecatate, let that of mine be that
00:39:07of thine. Let the vitality held within be now released, transferred to thee. Wow, what
00:39:14a rush. Thanks, Will. Don't worry, Buffy. We'll find a way to get rid of the master
00:39:20and get the old angel back. Well, not the old angel so much as the new old angel, without
00:39:25the smoking and the torture and the homicide. I had to kill him once before. I don't know
00:39:31if I can take having to do it again. You'll do what has to be done, Buffy. You always
00:39:36have. Don't worry, we'll find a way to fix this. Okay, thought occurring. We shouldn't
00:39:42rule out the possibility that the nasty dreamer demon cargo hasn't been unloaded from the
00:39:47ship yet. Possible, but let's check the warehouses first. Aye, aye, Captain. Always wanted to
00:39:53say that. In what fantasy did you imagine I'd go into a place as grimy as this? The
00:40:00one where you're... Oh, that was a rhetorical question, wasn't it? Hey, feel free to hang
00:40:05out here and guard the entrance. Make sure none of the Aurelius vampires get out. On
00:40:10second thought, the search will go faster with an extra set of eyes. I'll start searching
00:40:16the warehouse for suspicious supernatural cargo. You be careful with the searching.
00:40:20Got it. What a time for me to be without one of those supernatural cargo sniffing dogs.
00:40:27I've got a bad feeling about this. Claire, you're going down.
00:40:50Hey, Buff, take a gander at these. Didn't find any supernatural knickknacks, but I did
00:40:54find either monster fish scales that could be used as beautifully decorative ashtrays
00:40:58or really big guitar picks. Hmm, looks like the shell droppings of the dreaded jumbo shrimp
00:41:04demon. You are kidding, right? I never kid about demonic seafood. I think I'll go look
00:41:11for more suspicious crates and such. Hey, Buffy, I think I've...
00:41:19Now you're kidding about the whole jumbo shrimp thing.
00:41:24I thought I was, too.
00:41:38Son of a... Get away from me!
00:41:49The cargo appears to be intact. Heavy, though. They're going to have to hook it up to the crane.
00:41:55Excellent. The master will be pleased.
00:41:58Don't get ahead of yourself. Until the last dreamer is in his hands, there's still a chance
00:42:04that you may fail.
00:42:06Don't even say it. I don't want to think about what he would do to us then.
00:42:19Hey, Buff, up here! Look at me! I'm a crane operator!
00:42:36Do your thing and send it down, crane operator man.
00:42:40It's plobberin' time.
00:42:42Hey! What are you trying to do, kill me?
00:42:45Commander!
00:42:50That's it. I'm calling my union rep.
00:42:58Another hard day on the docks for a crane operator man.
00:43:02Eerie mist. The eerie mist is never of the good.
00:43:17Curly?
00:43:31Curly?
00:43:49Yeah, I killed a couple three in my time. Kinda lost track of them now.
00:43:53Take it from the big bad, mate. Slayers, they're not so blatant tough.
00:43:57Hmm.
00:44:00The dreamers are greatly displeased by your failure to protect their brother, S.M.I.
00:44:07However, despite your incompetence, I have conceived a means of punishing and amplifying
00:44:12the remaining dreamers' powers that should allow the Order to complete its mission.
00:44:17My plan requires the forging of a Deglon sphere using a mixture of steel and blood taken from
00:44:23the surviving dreamers. Even as we speak, my followers go to arrest control of a local
00:44:29foundry from its human proprietors.
00:44:31Now then, while all the important work is going on, the two of you will deal with the
00:44:36Slayer and her meddling cohorts.
00:44:41I cannot even begin to stress the importance of your success. Fail me again, and I'll have
00:44:49you both brutally tortured for months before I get bold enough to personally rip out your
00:44:55spine.
00:44:58S.I.
00:44:59Disappoint me, and your beloved Drusilla's wealth will be his profit as well. Understood?
00:45:06Crystal.
00:45:07You pointy head old wanker.
00:45:20Did you bring back any crystals?
00:45:22I was a little busy, but I did bring you a little something.
00:45:25By the strength of the emanation of Gadala and the glory of Hecatate, let that of mine
00:45:30be that of thine. Let the vitality held within be now released, transferred to thee.
00:45:36Wow. What a rush. Thanks, Will.
00:45:40Hey, Will. How you doing?
00:45:41Great. Better than great. Magnificent. Well enough that I'm tempted to ask you to
00:45:45Great. Better than great. Magnificent. Well enough that I'm tempted to ask you to
00:45:49add cuss words for emphasis.
00:45:50You found something?
00:45:52I damn well did indeed. I found a special spell of protection that should give the Master
00:45:56a big old eviction notice. Get him out of Angel's body and keep him from going back
00:46:01in.
00:46:02Yay me!
00:46:03Now all you have to do is find the Master's new hideout.
00:46:06Let it be known that Willow was not the only one who was useful. Let me guess. You painted
00:46:12your nails, went out for pizza, and pumped up your own tire this time.
00:46:16Actually, Cordelia was quite helpful.
00:46:19Thank you, Giles. See? Quite helpful. Looks like I'm doing all the hard work around here
00:46:26tonight. I helped Giles research those funky tattoos on the two vamps, that snake shapeshifter
00:46:31and the other one. Looks like there's some kind of magical thingy that allows a vampire
00:46:35to get down with its inner animal aspect. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
00:46:41And what is up with the vampires and the whole leather look anyway? It's like they've seen
00:46:47too many movies and bought into their own hype. Gotta have the look, the attitude, and
00:46:51suddenly thinking the world of darkness? A lot like Hollywood.
00:46:56Take this, Buffy. These new techniques will better prepare you for the dangers that lie
00:47:00ahead.
00:47:01I'm all about technique, but couldn't we put the dangers behind us at some point?
00:47:08So, one down, two to go?
00:47:10Without the combined power of the three dreamers, the Master should be unable to execute his
00:47:14plans.
00:47:15Well, that's very cool. If it wasn't for the whole angel being possessing, I'd say it even
00:47:21called for a celebration with ice cream.
00:47:23To be absolutely certain, the Master's purpose has been averted. We must track down the remaining
00:47:27dreamers and destroy them.
00:47:29And find a way to exorcise the Master's ghost from Angel.
00:47:32Yes, of course.
00:47:34And then the ice cream.
00:47:37If you insist. Now look, you'll have to track a member of the Order of Aurelius back to
00:47:42whatever location they've chosen as their new lair.
00:47:45I, for one, deserve an ice cream type reward. I was pretty impressive out there, if I do
00:47:50say so myself.
00:47:52And you do.
00:47:53Working that crane, fighting vamps, falling unconscious. I was a sight to behold.
00:47:59So, Buffy, what's next? More crane operation? Some Slayer patrol duty, perhaps?
00:48:17Hey, Cordy. You alright?
00:48:20Hey, Buffy. You blind? Do I look alright?
00:48:24She's fine. Trust me.
00:48:27Sit tight, Giles. I'm going to head out and beat the brush a little, see what scurries
00:48:31out.
00:48:32Have a care, Buffy. The Master may be attempting to lure you into a trap.
00:48:36Again? That trick never works. Don't worry, I'll be careful. Besides, there are other
00:48:43students in the building, and they'll need someone looking out for them.
00:48:46Good luck.
00:48:48Somebody call for help! Somebody, please!
00:49:13Huh? What was that?
00:49:17Slayer! Slayer! Slayer!
00:49:26Buffy? Not to add chaos to catastrophe, but Xander overheard two Aurelius vamps talking
00:49:49about a package in the boiler room. The exploding kind? They're going to blow up the school!
00:49:54Normally a cause for celebration, especially considering the history paper I just handed
00:49:59in. But, silly me, I'd rather the school not explode with us on the inside. Not to
00:50:04mention all the other people in the school right now, and Giles would be so sad about
00:50:08the books. Off to the boiler room to play Bomb Squad. Get everyone else out of here,
00:50:12Will, cause, you know, I'm not really a member of the Bomb Squad.
00:50:15Going. Quickly. Don't blow up.
00:50:25Hey, look at that. I didn't blow us up.
00:50:41Good evening, Slayer.
00:50:44Guess you're kind of sore about me dusting your sneaky girlfriend.
00:50:48You're a formidable prey, Slayer. But now, you face a truly worthy adversary.
00:51:05Here, kitty kitty.
00:51:17Huh. Guess tiger guy doesn't do the whole ashes to ashes thing. Or maybe his inner
00:51:22animal is more possum than tiger.
00:51:37Bad possum. Never much cared for cats. More of a dog possum, really. Shapeshifting like
00:51:44that. Sometimes the heart isn't in the same place. Gotta be more persistent, Slayer. And
00:51:49sometimes, you just need a longer shot.
00:51:52Alright, Spike. What's going on? Spill.
00:51:55Excuse me, young miss. Let me remind you that I just saved your life. You can come down
00:52:00from DEFCON 1 now. I'm here to form a truce. You know, bury the hatchet. That sort of thing.
00:52:06We have a common enemy, you and I. And an alliance might just prove beneficial. Or have
00:52:12you forgotten all about your blood-sucking boy toy being hijacked by the Master?
00:52:28Yeah. Well. Lovely to see you lot again as well.
00:52:32You're on borrowed time, Spike. Alive by our sufferance. Perhaps you ought to skip the
00:52:36pleasantries.
00:52:37Right, if that's the way it is. So much for manners, eh, Giles? Something tells me you've
00:52:42been in America too long. Here's the deal. A big bad old one by the name of Lybak is
00:52:48attempting to build a bridge between his tropical paradise of a demon dimension and our little
00:52:53plane of existence here. He plans to lead an army of demons into this world. Lybak needed
00:52:59the Master's expertise in opening dimensional portals, and the Dreamers to alter reality
00:53:05and physically create the bridge to bring Lybak's boys over to our side.
00:53:09And you've been errand boy this whole time?
00:53:11Truth? I'm about as keen on Lybak's little plan as I was on Angelus' plot to let a Cathler
00:53:16run amok. The main reason I'm doing this is because Lybak has Drew in some kind of trance.
00:53:21And if I don't help, he'll take her lovely, fragile dove of a mind and put it through
00:53:25a blender. But I don't like being a lapdog. And since the Master's been back, things have
00:53:30gone from bad to badder as far as I'm concerned. The Master may be my great-great-grandsire,
00:53:34but the guy's a complete tosser. I don't trust him as far as you could throw him. Of course,
00:53:39it doesn't help matters much now that he gels his hair, if you catch my meaning.
00:53:43So now you want to throw in with us, and I'm just supposed to trust you. You're betraying
00:53:47your allies now. Explain to me again why that should inspire confidence.
00:53:51Best reason in the world, Slayer. Because they're the bad guys. The enemy of my enemy
00:53:57is my friend, remember? Look, I'll lead you to the Master's lair and lend a hand with
00:54:01the fisticuffs, and in return, you help me rescue Drew. Then we'll be off again, out
00:54:05of your hair. If I agree, you don't touch Angel either. We're going to exorcise the
00:54:10Master from him. Fine with me. But in that case, the Watcher and little Willow here are
00:54:15gonna have to whip up a special elixir, something witchy for me and Drew. In Casper mode, the
00:54:20Master has the power to possess any vampire of his bloodline, which includes the both
00:54:25of us, yeah? Willow and I have just completed a spell of protection for Angel that should
00:54:29work equally well for the two of you. See? Knew it'd be no problem. Red's got that mojo
00:54:34working overtime these days. So, it's a deal, then?
00:54:38I haven't forgotten what happened last time I trusted you. Double-cross us, and I'll put
00:54:43both you and your psycho flower-child girlfriend in an urn.
00:54:47Whatever happened to taking a man at his word?
00:54:49I'm not sure I like this idea. Doesn't my vote count?
00:54:55This isn't a democracy, Xander. It's a Slayerarchy.
00:54:59So, you're a tyrant now?
00:55:01No. I'm the girl saving the world from the forces of darkness, which means if you want
00:55:06to help, you follow the plan.
00:55:08World, no world. Hmm, seeing the wisdom in the Slayerarchy suddenly. Though, still feel
00:55:15the need to object to trusting Spike into saving Drusilla. Let's not forget, Drusilla
00:55:19and I have a bit of history. I'd hate for her to get the wrong idea or anything. Remember,
00:55:23she was jonesing for me pretty bad there for a while.
00:55:26That was because a witch put a love spell on her. You silly kid.
00:55:31So you say, but you didn't see the look in her eyes. I'm thinking it was more than magic
00:55:35that night, and...
00:55:36Shut your gob, boy, before I rip your throat out.
00:55:39Hey! Can we just go?
00:55:42I've been ready.
00:55:44What are you looking at me for? Haven't I done enough for one night? I twisted my ankle,
00:55:49I'm bruised and battered, and I broke a nail.
00:55:54I'm gonna have to sit this one out, and I am all broken up about it too. Now maybe I
00:55:59can go home and meditate on why I wasted my whole night with you people.
00:56:04I believe we need to augment your combat skills. Please study the techniques illustrated on
00:56:09this page.
00:56:10Joy, more and more complicated ways to monster mash.
00:56:14Did you bring back any crystals?
00:56:16I was a little busy, but I did bring you a little something.
00:56:19By the strength of the emanation of Godala and the glory of Hecatate, let that of mine
00:56:24be that of thine. Let the vitality held within be now released, transferred to thee.
00:56:30Wow, what a rush. Thanks, Will.
00:56:34So you're set with the spell to get the Master out of Angel?
00:56:39Angel's probably fighting him already, but he's gonna need you to give him an edge.
00:56:43Fine. What do I have to do?
00:56:45Well, okay. It really wouldn't hurt if you maybe kicked his ass a little.
00:56:50You need to weaken the Master's hold on him.
00:56:54I don't understand. I killed one of the Dreamers. How's the Master going to build this bridge?
00:56:59He and his chum Liebacker are planning on creating something called the Deglon Sphere.
00:57:03The way I understand it, it's got something to do with amplifying the powers of the surviving Dreamers.
00:57:08You'd better not get in the way, Spike.
00:57:11I lend you my expertise in death and destruction, you lend me a hand in getting my Drew back.
00:57:15Simple as that.
00:57:17Make sure that protection spell of yours is working.
00:57:20I don't want that ugly sod dancing around in the big bad's head.
00:57:23Tell you what, as a show of good faith, I'll take point and trounce as many of the guards as I can on the way.
00:57:29What's the holdup, Slayer?
00:57:33I'm starving to death. We should hit a drive-thru or something later.
00:57:36Them fast food twerks are usually delicious.
00:57:40No, they're all greasy. High cholesterol. They give me gas.
00:57:47Subtlety, not one of your strong suits, is it, Spike?
00:57:51Subtle or not, we're in. Stay close and wait for my signal.
00:58:17This had better work. You two have seen too many Hope and Crosby road movies.
00:58:21I assure you, it will work. Now shut up and let us finish.
00:58:30Welcome, Slayer. I've been wondering where you've been.
00:58:34I've been looking for you.
00:58:37I've been looking for you.
00:58:40I've been looking for you.
00:58:44Welcome, Slayer. I've been wondering when you would arrive.
00:58:48After all, you and I are meant to be together in this.
00:58:52And oh, by the way, I think it's your turn to die.
00:58:59Your time has come, Slayer.
00:59:05You can hear me, Angel. Please stay down.
00:59:10Hello, poodle. How are we feeling?
00:59:15All your talk about priorities and you still help me out with Drew, right off.
00:59:19I'm not going to forget that.
00:59:21Time to go play hero. Ought to be good for a laugh, eh?
00:59:27Like your lover, girl, you are gifted with remarkable endurance.
00:59:31That does not make you a warrior. Don't you see that you cannot win?
00:59:36In this battle, either you die or Angel does.
00:59:40But whatever the result, I will survive.
00:59:44Know what, Spanky? Even if I was fighting this battle alone, I'd take that bet.
00:59:49But the thing is, I'm not alone.
00:59:57What? What is happening?
01:00:00How can this be?
01:00:03No! This body is mine!
01:00:08Glad to see you're in one piece, Slayer.
01:00:10Wouldn't want to be accused of not holding up my end of the bargain.
01:00:13And you, Grimms.
01:00:15I had enough of Angelus and Dala ordering me about in my day.
01:00:19Did you honestly think you could knock me about like some bloody village idiot,
01:00:23hold my girl for ransom, and not be watching your back?
01:00:28Spike! Betrayer!
01:00:30Though not as pleasing to the eye, your flesh will suffice as my vessel
01:00:34until my plans are complete.
01:00:42How dare you! What have you done?
01:00:46A little crimp in your plans, I'm sorry to say.
01:00:49Sod off.
01:00:53Damn! Damn you all!
01:00:58Use all of them.
01:01:01You have to stop them.
01:01:03The Master. The Order of Aurelius.
01:01:06He sent them away with the Dagon Sphere.
01:01:09They've gone back to the Sunken Church. You have to stop them.
01:01:12Then it isn't over.
01:01:14It's over for us. I held up my end.
01:01:17Now it's time for Drew and me to be on our way.
01:01:19We don't fancy waiting around for the Order of Aurelius to exact their revenge.
01:01:23You got your girlfriend. Don't come back.
01:01:26Not to worry, slave.
01:01:28Drew and I have better things to do and far more pleasant destinations in mind.
01:01:32Good riddance to this horrid little town.
01:01:51Buffy, let me have the Reaper Blade a moment.
01:01:53With the Reaper Wing attached, the weapon is far more effective.
01:01:56Much more than a mere blade.
01:01:58Simply throw the blade and it will scythe through the air,
01:02:01guiding itself to any demons in its proximity.
01:02:03Cut through them and then return to your hand.
01:02:06Not unlike a boomerang.
01:02:08What to get for the slayer who has everything?
01:02:10Color me impressed.
01:02:12There's more, actually.
01:02:14When thrown, if the blade strikes anything other than demon flesh,
01:02:17it'll temporarily ghost out of this reality.
01:02:20In other words, it will pass through any other form of solid matter
01:02:23without causing damage to it or the blade.
01:02:26So what you're saying is, don't fear the Reaper.
01:02:29Yes, in a manner of speaking.
01:02:31So simple.
01:02:33Even Cordelia could use it.
01:02:36How can the Master still be running things if he's just a ghost now?
01:02:40I thought when Willow magicked him out of Angel, that'd be the end of it.
01:02:44Unfortunately, it seems the spell that was used to draw his essence to this plane
01:02:48is powerful enough that it does not require a host shell.
01:02:52So how do we take him down?
01:02:54I'm sorry to say that it appears in order to truly defeat the Master,
01:02:58we must first restore him to corporeal form.
01:03:02Wait. Give him back a body?
01:03:05Not find him another host, Buffy.
01:03:07We'll need to actually transform his spirit into flesh.
01:03:11It's the only way.
01:03:13I hate the sound of that.
01:03:15As you enter the church, the rest of us will perform a rather complicated spell
01:03:18that will temporarily restore the Master back to his physical form.
01:03:22The spell is quite tricky,
01:03:24and the Master will only remain physically manifested while the spell is being performed.
01:03:28When you get inside the church, things might be kind of wacky.
01:03:31With the Dreamers' power to warp reality,
01:03:33who knows what kind of twisted landscape they'll create.
01:03:36Can't be any worse than L.A.
01:03:38No matter what happens around you, you're going to need to stay focused.
01:03:41To do that, I'm thinking maybe you should wear the Necromancer's talisman.
01:03:45I found a spell that I can cast on it that,
01:03:47amplified by the talisman's own power,
01:03:49should guide you through whatever reality the Dreamers create.
01:03:53Hey, you sure you're going to be all right?
01:03:56I'm sure. Whatever all right is.
01:03:59Thanks to you, that's what I'll be.
01:04:02Oh, sure. Now you're all right.
01:04:04When it's convenient not to be evil.
01:04:06Oh, good. Evil. What should I be? So hard to decide.
01:04:10I'm pretty wary too, Cordelia.
01:04:12But it wasn't Angel this time.
01:04:14He was possessed by the Master.
01:04:16He wasn't evil so much as a hotel for evil.
01:04:19Why is the evil never his fault?
01:04:22We're all just a big bunch of darkness enablers, aren't we?
01:04:25Hold on.
01:04:26Just because I don't like to talk about my past
01:04:28doesn't mean I don't accept responsibility for it.
01:04:31I bear that burden every day.
01:04:33But this time around, the choices weren't mine. I was used...
01:04:35Oh, whine, whine, whine. Join the club.
01:04:39You want to know what it's like to be used? Date a quarterback.
01:04:42Can we just go? If we don't track the Master down fast,
01:04:45it may be too late to stop him.
01:04:47Oh, no. Between the Master possessing you
01:04:49and what we had to do to break you loose,
01:04:51you're in no shape for this fight.
01:04:53I need you here.
01:04:55Here? What good am I going to do anyone here?
01:04:57Well, you've been around some magic in your time.
01:05:00Perhaps you can aid Willow and I in our research and preparation.
01:05:03Angel, I'm sorry, but I wouldn't be able to focus
01:05:06if I was worrying the whole time.
01:05:08Don't worry. I'll make myself useful.
01:05:10Even if I can't help with the actual sorcery, I can still help.
01:05:13The more people involved in this spell, the more powerful it is.
01:05:15I'll stick with Giles and the others
01:05:17and help turn the Master into a Buffy punching bag.
01:05:19But you should probably get going.
01:05:21How's your ankle?
01:05:22I think it sprained.
01:05:24Thanks to that creepy screaming thingy that attacked me,
01:05:26I'll never be able to lead the cheerleading squad now.
01:05:29As much as it pains me to say, Buffy,
01:05:32you'll have to make the team for the both of us.
01:05:35Oh, and good luck with the whole saving the world thing.
01:05:39Making with the Mojo. Does that make me a warlock?
01:05:43Kinda excited about wielding the magic,
01:05:45but no more funky tribal masks.
01:05:47They ruin my credibility.
01:05:49Like you need help with that?
01:05:51Shouldn't we get on with it?
01:05:52This is already seeming like the longest night of my life.
01:05:55Don't worry, Buster. You'll kick the Master's ass again.
01:05:58It's like peanut butter and jelly.
01:06:00Your foot in the Master's ass.
01:06:02Am I making any sense here?
01:06:03Hopefully he'll have the common sense to stay dead this time.
01:06:06The real dead, not that living dead crap.
01:06:09Assuming the world isn't overrun by rampaging, flesh-eating demons tonight,
01:06:13liquid refreshments at the Bronze are on me.
01:06:15Yum. That's what I call incentive.
01:06:18That's right. You be a good slayer and kill all the nasty demons,
01:06:21and I'll buy you something sweet and treaty.
01:06:24Don't worry, Buffy. I've memorized enough cheers,
01:06:26not to mention state capitals,
01:06:27that I'll get this materialization spell right.
01:06:30Platuberata...
01:06:33Anyway, I'll get it.
01:06:35I can always mumble the stuff I don't know.
01:06:37Thanks. I'm all aglow with rave shouts.
01:06:41Just don't get hurt.
01:06:43Without you, the cheer squad will have to draft Pepsi Whiting,
01:06:46and she's got clown feet and the agility of a pregnant buffalo.
01:06:49Go on. Scat. Save the world. Scatting.
01:06:54You ought to get going, Buffy.
01:06:55We really need to prepare for the materialization spell,
01:06:58and you really need to prevent hell on Earth.
01:07:00Again? We did that last week.
01:07:03Weird, Buffy. The Master's gone,
01:07:06but it's like I can still hear echoes of him in my head.
01:07:08He's completely obsessed now.
01:07:10In some ways, it's like he's more driven than ever
01:07:12to bring the Old Ones to Earth because of them wreaking havoc.
01:07:15That would feel like he finally had his revenge on you.
01:07:18I think we've just started to get an idea
01:07:20of the intensity of the rage and hatred he has toward you.
01:07:23Feeling a big, oh yeah, coming on.
01:07:26Baldi keeps messing with my friends and love... loved ones.
01:07:30Time for me to show him the intensity of my rage and hatred.
01:07:33For what it's worth, I'd say you're off to a good start.
01:07:36Some of us are already feeling it.
01:07:38I'm just glad we're on the same side again.
01:07:40Go, Buffy. Move.
01:07:42The Master may be getting on in centuries,
01:07:44but age hasn't slowed him down.
01:07:46Yeah? Well, I slowed him down once before, remember?
01:07:50I killed him. Guess I just have to do it again.
01:07:54Just be careful. He killed you once, too.
01:07:57Yeah. It's one-to-one. This one's for the championship.
01:08:01If we are to successfully restore the Master to physical form,
01:08:05all those involved in casting the spell
01:08:07must focus their total concentration.
01:08:09Unfortunately, we must factor in the possibility of human error,
01:08:13particularly given the usual level of concentration in this bunch.
01:08:17Thus, there's a chance that the Master may momentarily shift
01:08:21between phantasmal and corporeal form.
01:08:23Getting the idea that's a bad thing?
01:08:25Well, it's certainly not a good thing.
01:08:27You'll only be able to destroy him when he's in physical form.
01:08:30Right then. Thanks for that warning.
01:08:32And you're going to make sure that human error factor is a small one, right?
01:08:37I'll do my best.
01:08:39You should move along, Buffy.
01:08:41The Master is most likely close to completing his ritual with the Dreamers.
01:08:44And I wouldn't want to miss that.
01:08:54Oh, it's you again.
01:08:56Hello, Slade.
01:08:58I suppose I should be angrier with you for that little exorcism of yours.
01:09:02But honestly, I find this spirituality quite liberating.
01:09:07I must say, though, it's a bit strange.
01:09:10I mean, I'm not sure I've ever felt anything like this before.
01:09:14I mean, I'm not sure I've ever felt anything like this before.
01:09:17I mean, I'm not sure I've ever felt anything like this before.
01:09:20Hey, quite liberating.
01:09:22I must say, though, your do-gooder tenacity is proving to be quite annoying.
01:09:26Please stand aside and be patient.
01:09:28I'll get back to killing you fluently.
01:09:30I don't think so.
01:09:33I don't have time for you right now, Slayer.
01:09:35I'm quite busy orchestrating the end of the world.
01:09:38I think it's time for you to get lost.
01:09:50Ugh!
01:10:00Okay...
01:10:02Not in Sunnydale anymore.
01:10:06All right, check the Slayer's style.
01:10:11You liked it, didn't you?
01:10:15Welcome to my family.
01:10:18It's like a room.
01:10:42It's like a room.
01:10:46I feel like I'm on television or some other drug.
01:10:51Why do I feel like I'm chasing my tail?
01:10:54Especially since I'm lacking a tail.
01:10:57Guess I'd better pay attention to the Talisman if I want to get out of here.
01:11:01Well, that did something.
01:11:04Hopefully something good.
01:11:45I'm back.
01:11:48Did you miss me?
01:11:51I guess that's a big fat no.
01:11:54Lords of Light and Darkness.
01:11:57I'm back.
01:12:00Did you miss me?
01:12:03I guess that's a big fat no.
01:12:06Lords of Light and Darkness.
01:12:09I'm back.
01:12:11Did you miss me?
01:12:14Lords of Light and Darkness.
01:12:17I'm back.
01:12:20Did you miss me?
01:12:23I guess that's a big fat no.
01:12:26Lords of Light and Darkness.
01:12:29I'm back.
01:12:32Did you miss me?
01:12:35I guess that's a big fat no.
01:12:38Lords of Light and Darkness.
01:12:41What? What is this?
01:12:44It can't be.
01:12:46This must be some fortuitous side effect of the Dreamers' last burst of power as they died.
01:12:52Well, well, well.
01:12:54Guess this is just your unlucky day.
01:12:57Not to be a killjoy, but the Dreamers had nothing to do with it.
01:13:01It's magic, more like.
01:13:03The spell my friends put down.
01:13:05Don't be ridiculous.
01:13:06They would be insane to return me to flesh and bone.
01:13:09You're missing the point.
01:13:11I couldn't touch you while you were all spooky ghost.
01:13:14Now though.
01:13:17Touch.
01:13:39Slayer, your time has come at last.
01:14:09Buffy!
01:14:38Buffy.
01:14:40I suggest we get out of here.
01:14:45Hurry.
01:14:47Once again, the Master is no more.
01:14:50She ground his bones to dust.
01:14:53And now she's had to destroy his spirit as well.
01:14:57Buffy's time as Slayer has taught her one thing above all else.
01:15:01Evil lingers.
01:15:04It's always there, waiting.
01:15:08Fortunately, there is always a Slayer to combat it.
01:15:12One girl in all the world.
01:15:15The chosen one.
01:15:17Buffy Summers.
01:15:30What's the matter, Buffy?
01:15:31Still suffering from post-Master Slayage depression?
01:15:34Nope.
01:15:35Just coming to grip with the tragedy of me not making the cheerleading squad again.
01:15:39I've got spirit as well as spunk, damn it.
01:15:42More spunk than you could shake a stick at.
01:15:50Oh well, duty calls.
01:15:54I'd like to see those pom-pom girls try making my squad.