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00:00Yeah, well, lovely to see you lot again as well.
00:11You're on borrowed time, Spike, alive by our sufferance.
00:14Perhaps you ought to skip the peasantries.
00:16Right, if that's the way it is.
00:18So much for manners, Agiles.
00:20Something tells me you've been in America too long.
00:22Here's the deal.
00:24A big bad old one by the name of Libach is attempting to build a bridge
00:28between his tropical paradise of a demon dimension and our little plane of existence here.
00:33He plans to lead an army of demons into this world.
00:37Libach needed the Master's expertise in opening dimensional portals
00:41and the Dreamers to alter reality and physically create the bridge
00:45to bring Libach's boys over to our side.
00:48And you've been errand boy this whole time.
00:50Truth, I'm about as keen on Libach's little plan as I was on Agiles' plot to let a Cthulhu run amok.
00:56The main reason I'm doing this is because Libach has Drew in some kind of trance.
01:00And if I don't help, he'll take her lovely, fragile dove of a mind and put it through a blender.
01:05But I don't like being a lapdog.
01:07And since the Master's been back, things have gone from bad to badder as far as I'm concerned.
01:11The Master may be my great-great-grandsire, but the guy's a complete tosser.
01:15And I don't trust him as far as you could throw him.
01:17Of course, it doesn't help matters much now that he gels his hair, if you catch my meaning.
01:22So now you want to throw in with us, and I'm just supposed to trust you.
01:25You're betraying your allies now.
01:27Explain to me again why that should inspire confidence.
01:30Best reason in the world, Slayer.
01:32Because they're the bad guys.
01:34The enemy of my enemy is my friend, remember?
01:37Look, I'll lead you to the Master's lair and lend a hand with the fisticuffs,
01:41and in return, you help me rescue Drew.
01:43Then we'll be off again, out of your hair.
01:45If I agree, you don't touch Angel either.
01:48We're going to exorcise the Master from him.
01:51Fine with me.
01:52But in that case, the Watcher and little Willow here are going to have to whip up a special elixir,
01:56something witchy for me and Drew.
01:58In Casper mode, the Master has the power to possess any vampire of his bloodline,
02:02which includes the both of us, yeah?
02:05Willow and I have just completed a spell of protection for Angel that should work equally well for the two of you.
02:10See? I knew it'd be no problem.
02:12Red's got that mojo working overtime these days.
02:15So, it's a deal, then?
02:17I haven't forgotten what happened last time I trusted you.
02:20Double-cross us, and I'll put both you and your psycho flower-child girlfriend in an urn.
02:25Whatever happened to taking a man at his word?
02:34I'm not sure I like this idea.
02:36Doesn't my vote count?
02:38This isn't a democracy, Xander.
02:40It's a Slayerarchy.
02:42So you're a tyrant now?
02:44No.
02:45I'm the girl saving the world from the forces of darkness,
02:48which means if you want to help, you follow the plan.
02:51World, no world.
02:54Seeing the wisdom in the Slayerarchy suddenly.
02:57Though, still feel the need to object to trusting Spike into saving Drusilla.
03:01Let's not forget, Drusilla and I have a bit of history.
03:03I'd hate for her to get the wrong idea or anything.
03:05Remember, she was jonesing for me pretty bad there for a while.
03:08That was because a witch put a love spell on her.
03:12You slick kid.
03:14So you say, but you didn't see the look in her eyes.
03:17I'm thinking it was more than magic that night, and...
03:19Shut your gob before I rip your throat out.
03:22Hey!
03:23Can we just go?
03:24I've been ready.
03:28What are you looking at me for?
03:30Haven't I done enough for one night?
03:32I twisted my ankle.
03:34I'm bruised and battered, and...
03:37I broke a nail.
03:39I'm gonna have to sit this one out, and I am all broken up about it too.
03:43Now maybe I can go home and meditate on why I wasted my whole night with you people.
03:52I believe we need to augment your combat skills.
03:54Please study the techniques illustrated on this page.
03:57Joy, more and more complicated ways to monster mash.
04:05Did you bring back any crystals?
04:07I was a little busy, but I did bring you a little something.
04:10By the strength of the emanation of Godala and the glory of Hecatate,
04:14let that of mine be that of thine.
04:17Let the vitality held within be now released, transferred to thee.
04:21Wow, what a rush.
04:23Thanks, Will.
04:25So you're set with the spell to get the Master out of Angel?
04:29Angel's probably fighting him already,
04:31Angel's probably fighting him already,
04:33but he's gonna need you to give him an edge.
04:35Fine. What do I have to do?
04:37Well, okay.
04:39It really wouldn't hurt if you maybe kicked his ass a little.
04:43You need to weaken the Master's hold on him.
04:49I don't understand.
04:50I killed one of the Dreamers.
04:52How's the Master going to build this bridge?
04:54He and his chum Liebeck are planning on creating something called a Deglon Sphere.
04:58The way I understand it,
04:59it's got something to do with amplifying the powers of the surviving Dreamers.
05:03You'd better not get in the way, Spike.
05:06I lend you my expertise in death and destruction,
05:08you lend me a hand in getting my Drew back.
05:10Simple as that.
05:13Make sure that protection spell of yours is working.
05:16I don't want that ugly sod dancing around in the big bad's head.
05:19Tell you what, as a show of good faith,
05:22I'll take point and trounce as many of the guards as I can on the way.
05:26What's the holdup, Slater?
05:46If I'm starving in here, we should hit a drive-thru or something later.
05:50Them fast food clerks are usually delicious.
05:54No, they're all greasy. High cholesterol.
05:57They dig the gas.
06:06Subtlety. Not one of your strong suits, is it, Spike?
06:10Subtle or not, we're in.
06:12Stay close and wait for my signal.
06:24Go, go, go!
06:54I'm gonna try for you, little girl.
07:10Bad dog.
07:24Hmm.
07:29I'll take this.
07:55Need to get that bridge lowered.
07:57Question is, where are the controls?
08:08Holy water. Don't leave home without it.
08:24Let's go.
08:42Let's go, Slater. I'll handle it.
08:48Pay attention, Quasimodo. I'm about to ring your bell.
08:55You're the vampire who kills everything.
09:00Just my way of day.
09:03I feel like a new Slayer.
09:25Nothing like a brisk walk in a spot of demon slaughter to make a girl's night.
09:38Power's been shut off to the conveyor belt.
09:41Does nobody pay their electric bills in this town?
09:55Hey, I was just wondering.
09:58If Spike's a big bad, what does that make you?
10:07Guess you wish you'd stayed home tonight.
10:24Hmm.
10:54Hmm.
11:24Hmm.
11:36Bad dog.
11:49Here, let me scatter you.
11:52This is my town.
12:22Hmm.
12:31Could come in handy.
12:45You think you can take me? Come on, kick my ass.
12:52This won't cut it.
12:56Let that be a lesson to you, Earth.
12:58You know this. That's why you made the corpse.
13:22You think you can take me? Come on, kick my ass.
13:47So, are you going to kill me? Because this is getting old.
13:53Get ready.
13:57Here, let me scatter you.
14:22This won't cut it.
14:52Hmm.
15:22Hmm.
15:38Would you please shut up?
15:43This won't cut it.
15:48Music to my ears.
15:52No!
16:11No!
16:22No!
16:31Gonna trap, will you?
16:35Oh, you kiss me like that.
16:45You might never see me.
16:47Let's go, Slayer. I want to know what makes you so...
16:52Hmm.
17:01This is not my day.
17:03You are so destined.
17:23No!
17:31No!
17:53You think you can take me? Come on, kick my ass.
18:06Here, let me scratch that.
18:11I feel like a new Slayer.
18:23No!
18:30No!
18:48Help! Is anyone there?
18:51Help me, it's trying to kill me!
19:21Hmm.
19:29So, are you going to kill me? Because this is getting old.
19:33This won't cut it.
19:52No!
20:05No!
20:16This is not my day.
20:22No!
20:28No!
20:36You never should have walked in my sleeper.
20:52Here, let me scratch that.
20:55No!
21:01No!
21:14No!
21:20No!
21:23No!
21:48Would you please shut up?
21:53No!
22:06Whew! Just never a blizzard time when I really need one.
22:22Hmm.
22:37Oh, thank the daylight.
22:44If I never see another vampire, it'll be too soon.
22:53No!
22:59I feel like a new Slayer.
23:22No!
23:52No!
24:23No!
24:35You never should have walked in my sleeper.
24:52No!
24:58Here, let me scratch that.
25:00Nothing like a brisk walk in a spot of demon slaughter to make a girl's night.
25:23No!
25:39You think you can take me? Come on, kick my ass.
25:52No!
26:11This won't cut it.
26:15Guess you wish you'd stayed home tonight.
26:22No!
26:41Gotta try and cool things down a little. Can't be fighting the undead all sweaty.
26:47Gonna travel, you little girl.
26:53Feisty little thing, ain't ya?
26:56Oh, goodness me, Mike.
26:59Let's go, Slayer. I wanna cool this.
27:04Just my way, Dave.
27:08No!
27:14I feel like a new Slayer.
27:38No!
27:48Yep, I always keep the lights off when I'm working.
27:51I'll have the old machine responsible for my math.
28:07No!
28:37No!
29:07No!
29:11No!
29:24You think you can take me? Come on, kick my ass.
29:29Here, let me scratch that.
29:37Music to my ears.
30:08No!
30:20Nothing like a brisk walk in a spot of demon slaughter to make a girl happy.
30:27You know, sometimes in this game, I just like to say, go.
30:37No!
31:08This won't hurt a bit.
31:25Guess you wish you'd stayed home tonight.
31:37No!
32:07No!
32:38You know, sometimes in this game, I just like to say, go.
32:43This is my town.
32:46No!
33:04Let that be a lesson to you, Irk. You know, those who pass by you named of corpse.
33:16No!
33:46No!
33:52That hatch may be my ticket out of here.
33:55Sure, a dirty and potentially lethal ticket, but a ticket just the same.
34:09Here, let me scratch that itch.
34:13So, are you going to come with us instead of getting old?
34:25Music to my ears.
34:43No!
34:56I'm coming with you.
35:12No!
35:42No!
35:44No!
35:46No!
35:48No!
35:50No!
35:52No!
35:54No!
35:56No!
35:58No!
36:00No!
36:02No!
36:04No!
36:06No!
36:08After all, you and I are meant to be together in this.
36:12And oh, by the way, I think it's your turn to die.
36:19The time has come, Slayer. I've been waiting for this all my death.
36:26Come on then, little bitch. It's time for one more story.
36:31No!
36:35No!
36:37You never should have walked in my sleep.
36:44No!
36:52No!
36:54No!
36:57No!
37:01No!
37:10You can hear me, Angel. Please stay down.
37:14Hello, poodle. How are we feeling?
37:19All your talk about priorities and you still help me out with Drew, right off. I'm not going to forget that.
37:25Time to go play hero. Ought to be good for a laugh, eh?
37:31Like your lover, girl, you are gifted with remarkable endurance.
37:36That does not make you a warrior. Don't you see that you cannot win?
37:41In this battle, either you die or Angel does. But whatever the result, I will survive.
37:49Know what, Spanky? Even if I was fighting this battle alone, I'd take that bet.
37:54But the thing is, I'm not alone.
38:01What? What is happening? How can this be?
38:07No! This body is mine!
38:12Glad to see you're in one piece, Slayer. Wouldn't want to be accused of not holding up my end of the bargain.
38:17And you, Krebs. I had enough of Angelus and Dala ordering me about in my day.
38:23Did you honestly think you could knock me about like some bloody village idiot, hold my girl for ransom, and not be watching your back?
38:32Spike! Betrayer! Though not as pleasing to the eye, your flesh will suffice as my vessel until my plans are complete.
38:46How dare you! What have you done?
38:50What a little crimp in your plans, I'm sorry to say. Sod off.
38:57Damn! Damn you all!
39:03Angel!
39:06You have to stop them. The Master, the Order of Aurelius, he sent them away with the Deglon Sphere.
39:13They've gone back to the Sucking Church. You have to stop them.
39:17Then it isn't over.
39:18It's over for us. I held up my end. Now it's time for Drew and me to be on our way.
39:24We don't fancy waiting around for the Order of Aurelius to exact their revenge.
39:27You got your girlfriend. Don't come back.
39:30Not to worry, Slayer. Drew and I have better things to do and far more pleasant destinations in mind.
39:36Good riddance to this horrid little town.
39:47You