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00:00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later? You know I just
00:00:14got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm going to get deported.
00:00:18Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:00:22What? How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together. If
00:00:35we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now? See, that's the problem. I don't want
00:00:39to marry you. Ever. What? The truth is, I'm already seeing someone else. Who? It doesn't matter,
00:00:47Leslie. Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment. Now. Don't cry, Leslie. I'm not
00:00:57offering this cheating asshole. Leslie! I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring
00:01:12anything to the table. I deserve someone better. Fuck you, David. Yeah, whatever.
00:01:18Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:42Miss Madison? You going somewhere? I can give you a ride. It's good with you in private.
00:02:09Leslie! Leslie! Who is this? This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you, richer than you,
00:02:22and has a bigger dick than you. So you're the one who's getting dumped. David.
00:02:27Sorry about that. This is so embarrassing. I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same
00:02:48day. And now I'm crying in a stranger's car. Wait, who are you? Mr. Williams, I really cannot
00:03:00disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is. The person's already refused the
00:03:03donation. There's nothing else I can do. You said this person's the only match for my brother.
00:03:10Uh, correct. Then you must know I have no recourse. This person doesn't donate. My
00:03:19brother dies. You swore an oath to save lives. Please, save my brother. Leslie Madison,
00:03:33the donor. Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams. Leslie, just call me Leslie. Leslie,
00:03:45I need your help. I need you to save my brother. I don't know about this. When the doctor called,
00:03:59he said it was gonna be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation. Why did you put your name on the
00:04:04donor's list if you're not gonna donate? Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia? If I see
00:04:10needles, I'm going to faint. I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore. Isn't there anyone else? No,
00:04:19you're the only one. My brother, his name is James. He should be in college instead of lying
00:04:31here at death's door. Parents died when we were really young. We were raised by our grandmother.
00:04:36Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live. Yes, money. How could I
00:04:43forget? Money, of course. I can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:04:49Marriage? What did you just say? Are you an American citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry
00:05:04me, and I'll make the donation. Then marry me, and I'll make the donation. You can help me get a
00:05:14green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother. Then we divorce, get separated,
00:05:20go our separate ways, win-win. Does she know who I am? Does she want to marry into the Williams
00:05:26family? Let me get this straight. You want to marry me for a green card? Yes. Why else would I
00:05:37marry a stranger? Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able
00:05:43to have your brother. What do you say? Okay, deal. Sorry. We just need to do a blood test to confirm,
00:06:08and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:06:13Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm? Hey, are you okay? Yeah. You can use this one.
00:06:39Come on, Leslie. You got to pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and dad are counting on you.
00:06:52Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint. I'm... Hey, don't look at her. Look at me.
00:07:07I'll tell you a secret. I'm definitely afraid of bugs. I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see
00:07:17one, I squirm like a little girl. This one time, I was in like this huge meeting, and this spider
00:07:23like came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm, and then he started crawling up, and I ran
00:07:28out the door, and I peed my pants. And we're done. See, that wasn't so bad, right? I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:07:40I love you, Mom.
00:07:55Eunice? So this is your aunt's place? Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:08:02I really need to find a new living arrangement soon. Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:08:10Well, I can pick you up tomorrow to get married. Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself. 9 a.m. City Hall. I'll be there.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:27Good night. Good night, Simon.
00:08:33You what? Marry her. Tomorrow. It's the only way to save James. So the money's not enough.
00:08:42She wants to be part of the Williams family. Simon, she's a gold digger. I don't think she
00:08:48knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
00:08:52So that way she can stay in this country. Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep watch to make sure
00:08:57James recovers. Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your real identity. You cannot let the
00:09:05public know about this. If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:09:11So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:16Simon!
00:09:32Here is your breakfast, Uncle Timothy.
00:09:38Hey, loser! Where's my coffee?
00:09:40Hi, Leigh. What's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:09:44She's not wrong. How long are you staying here anyways? You're a grown-ass adult. I'm not housing
00:09:51and feeding you for free. Tabby! Where is she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's
00:09:56homeless. Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you need to. I'll find a place to stay.
00:10:06Stay as long as you need to.
00:10:09I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent as soon as I get a job.
00:10:18Oh, crap! I have somewhere important to make.
00:10:22Wait, no breakfast? Important, my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go?
00:10:30This is not funny.
00:10:35Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:10:45Thank you. I mean it. You're welcome.
00:10:50If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something. Actually, there is something else.
00:10:56Okay.
00:11:01I made a checklist. I need to take a look.
00:11:06Number one, open a joint bank account. Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
00:11:12Number three, go on dates and post on social media. What's all this for? A marriage certificate
00:11:19is not enough. I need this to look realistic. We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage
00:11:25to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:11:28Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
00:11:35That's not enough. What?
00:11:38That's not enough. What?
00:11:52Move in? Together? Yes.
00:12:01Move in? Together? Yes. If you want to make this look believable,
00:12:06we're going to have to move in together. That's what married people do, right?
00:12:10That would solve my living arrangement problems, but moving in with a stranger...
00:12:18And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
00:12:23Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now. That gives me time to prep
00:12:27and we can move in together after the wedding. Sound good?
00:12:32Wow, you are really on top of it.
00:12:38I just feel bad making you do all of this work. Don't worry about it. I just need you to stay
00:12:44healthy. A brother's life depends on it. Thank you. Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
00:12:53What is it? I don't have a lot of money right now,
00:12:57so if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
00:13:02Don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:13:04No, no, no, no. I have to pitch in. I can't just leech off of you.
00:13:08I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job. Okay, deal.
00:13:12Okay, let's do this.
00:13:26Good morning, Mr. Williams. You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
00:13:35Then you have a lunch with the executive team. Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting
00:13:39with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio to discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:13:45Real Short, the media streaming platform? Yes, it's really popular right now,
00:13:48and it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
00:13:51Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival. It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:13:57Oh, and one more thing. Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:13:59I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood, and then I need a new car.
00:14:03Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
00:14:05And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:14:10Okay. Anything else? Actually, yes. Hold on a minute.
00:14:27Who's that?
00:14:34Who's that? It's Mia White, heiress of the White family.
00:14:37I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:14:41But she's not even that pretty. Yeah, but who cares? She's worth billions.
00:14:45I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group. What does that mean for us?
00:14:49Pay raves.
00:14:51Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:14:53I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:14:58Yes, yes, of course.
00:15:05Okay.
00:15:07Um, talk to you next week.
00:15:10Hi, Simon.
00:15:13Um, Mia, what are you doing here?
00:15:17You haven't called or emailed me in a while.
00:15:19You haven't called or texted.
00:15:22You know, I've been busy.
00:15:33Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:15:37It's almost 5.30. We should go grab dinner.
00:15:40I made us reservations at Joel Rovachan.
00:15:44Your favorite.
00:15:45I, uh, got something else to do.
00:15:48Where?
00:15:50Bring me.
00:15:54Mia, go home.
00:16:00Simon!
00:16:13Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:16:14Yes?
00:16:16I need to tell you something.
00:16:17Oh, what?
00:16:19I got married this morning.
00:16:20That's nice, dear.
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:24I thought you and David broke up.
00:16:26I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:16:28She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:16:30It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:16:38Um, I actually met this guy a while back,
00:16:40and we recently reconnected and hit it off.
00:16:43Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:16:46Yeah, but marriage?
00:16:48Already?
00:16:49Well, what's his name?
00:16:51How old is he?
00:16:52What's he do for a living?
00:16:55When's dinner?
00:16:56I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:59Almost, Paddy.
00:17:03This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:17:06Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:10This conversation's not over yet, Missy.
00:17:13Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:15Hmm?
00:17:19What?
00:17:21Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:24Who's the guy some homeless bubby found on the street?
00:17:26That's not nice.
00:17:27What? We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:17:30She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:17:34First of all, his name is Simon.
00:17:36Second of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:17:39Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:17:45I have to take this.
00:17:52Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:55Uh, what? I can't call and check on my wife?
00:18:01Of course you can, husband.
00:18:04I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:18:08No, everything's great with James.
00:18:10The doctor gave us the green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:13So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:15Okay.
00:18:17Don't worry. I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:23Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:18:28You said that you wanted a small wedding,
00:18:30so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:18:33and then maybe buy some rings.
00:18:35Hey, listen, don't worry. I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:39Pay for everything?
00:18:40Yeah, I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:42I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:46No need. I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:18:50We're just going to use it for props anyway,
00:18:52so there's no reason to waste money.
00:18:53No, no, no, really. It's no problem at all.
00:18:55No, it's okay. I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:18:59I have to apply for jobs.
00:19:00Oh, okay. I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:19:03Have a good night.
00:19:07Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:19:10If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:19:12I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:19:15He's such a sweet guy.
00:19:29Who are you?
00:19:30Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:32Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:36Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:19:38Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:19:44Great, then let's get started.
00:20:06Wow, spectacular.
00:20:08That is amazing.
00:20:11What a vision.
00:20:13I love it.
00:20:15How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:17You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:21Hayley.
00:20:27I love it.
00:20:29How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:30You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:34Hayley.
00:20:36All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:20:40I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:43Oh, don't worry.
00:20:44Your husband already paid.
00:20:46Just pick whatever you like.
00:20:48Oh, I almost forgot.
00:20:49Susie, show her the shoes.
00:20:51Got it.
00:20:52Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:20:54This was a special order.
00:20:56Paid for already as well.
00:20:57Where are those limited edition?
00:21:00Let me try them on.
00:21:01Hayley, what are you doing?
00:21:02Wait a minute.
00:21:05Um, these are custom ordered for Miss Madison.
00:21:08The shoes are in her size.
00:21:36How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:22:00Glad you like them.
00:22:02Simon.
00:22:06How are you?
00:22:06Firstly, this is your husband.
00:22:09Um, yeah.
00:22:11This is Simon.
00:22:12What the actual fuck?
00:22:16This is Simon.
00:22:18Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:22:20We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:22:25Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:22:27Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:29Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:30But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:22:34Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:35Yes, Mr. Williams.
00:22:36We're all done here.
00:22:38Shall we?
00:22:57Wait.
00:22:58What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:00I'm not that rich.
00:23:01The car's just a rental.
00:23:08Wait.
00:23:10What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:13I'm not that rich.
00:23:14The car's just a rental.
00:23:30Wait.
00:23:45Simon, what is this place?
00:23:49She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:51I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:53This is where I'll be living.
00:23:55As a married couple.
00:24:00Wait.
00:24:13This is where I'll be living.
00:24:16As a married couple.
00:24:23I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
00:24:26Wait.
00:24:27Not much?
00:24:28What are you talking about?
00:24:31This place is so nice.
00:24:33What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:37I don't own it, I just rent it.
00:24:40How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:43I don't know if I can afford half, it's kind of expensive.
00:24:47I would never ask a woman to pay half the rent, especially if that woman's my wife.
00:24:51Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:54Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:56We can discuss it later.
00:24:58I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:01I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:04Sunset Resort? Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:25:09No, no, no, no.
00:25:11Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:15Oh yes, perfect.
00:25:19Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:25:23Yeah, it's just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:26You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:30What do you even do for a living?
00:25:34Um...
00:25:38What do you even do for a living?
00:25:42Um...
00:25:45I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:47Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:25:51Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:54It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:57As you wish. Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:59You're right. I should call Teresa.
00:26:02We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:08I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:26:13Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:26:17Quid pro quo.
00:26:19You know, this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:26What's his name?
00:26:27Simon Williams.
00:26:31Simon Williams? As in billionaire?
00:26:34CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:38As in billionaire? CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:43Of course not. Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:47Are you sure?
00:26:49Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:51There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:54I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:58He's just a regular software engineer.
00:27:00I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:07Yeah, I guess you're right. That would be insane.
00:27:10I wish.
00:27:11Okay, next question.
00:27:13Is he hot?
00:27:15Major eye candy.
00:27:17You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:27:20The wedding!
00:27:21Should we cheer?
00:27:22Yes, let's do it.
00:27:31That is so cute.
00:27:32So cute.
00:27:33Again, again.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:40You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish,
00:27:44but do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:49Is that clear?
00:27:52But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:58Just give me a second.
00:28:05Hi.
00:28:06You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:08It's very nice to meet you.
00:28:10Let's cut the crap.
00:28:12I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:28:15And when this fake marriage fiasco is over,
00:28:18you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:20Immediately.
00:28:22That was the agreement.
00:28:24Of course.
00:28:25If James' recovery goes without a hitch,
00:28:28we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:31But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:34So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:37That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:40I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:28:45And if my work visa wasn't expiring,
00:28:47I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:50So yes, I may be a poor, working class immigrant,
00:28:54but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:56I am not a gold digger.
00:28:59I am not a gold digger.
00:29:01Of course not.
00:29:04Grandma, could you not scare my bride away?
00:29:07She's very hard to find.
00:29:10Sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:12Simon!
00:29:13It's okay.
00:29:14I understand.
00:29:16She's a little senile.
00:29:25Shall we?
00:29:26Let's go.
00:29:30Thank you. Right there.
00:29:33Oh, I love it.
00:29:35Yes.
00:29:36Yes.
00:29:37Uh-huh.
00:29:41Please. Perfect.
00:29:42Can you get this real quick?
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:46Uh-huh.
00:29:48Perfect.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:53Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:29:56Thank you. Right there.
00:29:57Okay.
00:29:59I'm going to need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:03Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:06And look like you love me.
00:30:08Okay.
00:30:09Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:30:15I mean, he's right.
00:30:18How's a wedding photo going to be complete without a kiss?
00:30:30Woo!
00:30:45Man, I am so tired.
00:30:49Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:54Did you get enough photos?
00:30:56Oh, yeah.
00:30:59Teresa took some, and...
00:31:01Your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:03He made us look super legit.
00:31:04Whoa, just legit?
00:31:06We look cute in these.
00:31:08Okay, cute and legit.
00:31:11Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:31:15Why is that?
00:31:17Yeah, it's because...
00:31:21we're just a private family.
00:31:25Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:28I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Lesley and Simon,
00:31:33and I'll post other photos there.
00:31:35Don't worry, I'll make it private,
00:31:37but it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:41That sounds good.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:55Dr. Walker?
00:31:57Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:02Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:05Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:09Doctor?
00:32:11Something urgent has come up.
00:32:12We need to go into surgery right now.
00:32:14Follow me.
00:32:15Please, keep calling Dr. Kempf.
00:32:18Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:32:21I'll apply a local anesthetic,
00:32:23but since this was sold last second,
00:32:25my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:28Miss Madison,
00:32:30please lay down on your side and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:40You're so brave.
00:32:42Thank you so much.
00:32:55You're going to feel a sharp pain when the needle goes in.
00:32:57Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:05Here we go.
00:33:16Here we go.
00:33:18I have to pull through for Simon.
00:33:26I am so sorry.
00:33:47Leslie?
00:33:49Leslie!
00:33:55Leslie?
00:34:00Hey.
00:34:04You're awake.
00:34:08How do you feel?
00:34:13My back kind of hurts,
00:34:15but other than that, I feel fine.
00:34:20What happened?
00:34:21You passed out.
00:34:23But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:34:27Okay.
00:34:29What about your brother?
00:34:30Is everything okay?
00:34:32The bone marrow transfusion
00:34:34has been a success.
00:34:40It's...
00:34:45all thanks to you.
00:34:52All...
00:34:54thanks to you.
00:35:13I'm hungry.
00:35:16I'm sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:35:18Do you want something to eat?
00:35:21Maybe just a bag of fries.
00:35:25No, I think you need something more nutritional than that.
00:35:28Just lay down, I'll be right back.
00:35:30Okay.
00:35:31Okay.
00:35:38Ted.
00:35:40I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:35:45Hmm?
00:35:47Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:50All right, thank you.
00:36:17Oh, I am so full.
00:36:21This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:23You should try my cooking, I'm an excellent chef.
00:36:25Really, no.
00:36:27You don't seem like the type.
00:36:28Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:31Wife.
00:36:34You know, it's so strange.
00:36:37There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:39I thought this place was famous
00:36:41and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:43Well, it just so happens I'm a friend of the chef
00:36:45and he owed me a favor, so here we are.
00:36:49Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:51Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:55That is still so strange to hear.
00:36:58Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:37:00My friend told me earlier that you happen to have
00:37:03the same name as this billionaire CEO, Simon Williams.
00:37:09Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:11That isn't you, is it?
00:37:14Well, Leslie at.
00:37:16What do you mean you're closed?
00:37:17Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:37:20Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:37:26Wait, Leslie?
00:37:33Wait, Leslie?
00:37:35Wait, Leslie?
00:37:39Wow!
00:37:41Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:44Looks like you snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:37:47I always knew you were after my money.
00:37:49I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams, for the disturbance.
00:37:51We can come for a meal.
00:37:52Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:55Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:57Me and Leslie, my loser ex.
00:38:00I mean, she clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:05Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:10Simon, let's go.
00:38:12I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:14She's a skank.
00:38:15She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:21What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:23I'm gonna sue you.
00:38:24Baby, are you okay?
00:38:25No one calls my wife a skank.
00:38:29Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:38:30I don't want to hear them again.
00:38:36Thank you for what you did back there.
00:38:41But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:38:44Violence is not the answer.
00:38:46Well, of course it's not the answer, but it is the solution.
00:38:54You want to talk about it?
00:38:56What's there to talk about?
00:38:59Maybe we should talk about it.
00:39:02What's there to talk about?
00:39:04I basically saw everything.
00:39:07He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:10We even got engaged.
00:39:13I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:16Instead he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:39:20Like Sarah.
00:39:21He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:24I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:39:28Begging someone to help me.
00:39:30Feeling so powerless.
00:39:33I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:39:39I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:47James plays piano.
00:39:54I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:39:57I couldn't do anything.
00:40:00When the doctor showed me your photo,
00:40:03I had hope again.
00:40:28James plays piano.
00:40:42I'm sorry.
00:40:44I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:45Morning.
00:40:47Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:50Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:54I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:56Plus, it gives me a chance to show off my cooking skills.
00:40:59Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:02Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:06Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:07Oh, you have something right here.
00:41:27Take it slow.
00:41:29This is the moment of truth.
00:41:32I try yours and you try mine.
00:41:34Here we go.
00:41:37Here we go.
00:41:50How is it?
00:41:51Mmm.
00:41:55Hey, come on.
00:41:57I'm just kidding. It's delicious.
00:42:01It's actually really good.
00:42:12Oh, wow.
00:42:15Is it good?
00:42:16Let me try.
00:42:22Mmm.
00:42:29Yummy.
00:42:31That's weird.
00:42:37What?
00:42:41I got a meeting. I gotta go to the office.
00:42:43Do you have any plans?
00:42:44It's already Monday?
00:42:46I have an interview. I gotta go.
00:42:47Okay, well, hey, listen, I can give you a ride.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Darling, you're back. How wonderful.
00:42:59You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:01No, sweetheart. You're a doll.
00:43:03Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:05I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:06I know. I missed you.
00:43:08Sit down, darling. So nice to see you.
00:43:10By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:14They're great for your health.
00:43:16Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:18But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:20You're practically family.
00:43:23That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:26I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:28Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:30We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:33And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:43:38But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:41I make the time to see him.
00:43:43He says no.
00:43:45Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:47Preoccupied?
00:43:49With what?
00:43:52Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:55If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:43:57Mia, he...
00:43:59I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:02But you have to promise me you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:06Of course.
00:44:08You have my word.
00:44:10Just my luck.
00:44:14Sarah, meet Leslie, my...
00:44:16My loser, actually.
00:44:20Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:22This is a professional setting.
00:44:24You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:26When I saw your resume,
00:44:28I almost laughed.
00:44:30I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:35So, Miss Madison,
00:44:37tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:41I don't know.
00:44:43I don't know.
00:44:45I don't know.
00:44:47I don't know.
00:44:49I don't know.
00:44:51I don't know.
00:44:53I don't know.
00:44:56Miss Madison,
00:44:58tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:02I was laid off
00:45:04because the company decided to outsource the whole department.
00:45:07I wasn't fired.
00:45:09I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:12They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:14They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:16There's actually a word for that.
00:45:18It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:23Loser.
00:45:25Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:27You're very professional.
00:45:30The boss should be proud.
00:45:41Hey, it's me.
00:45:43So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:45:47Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:45:50She slept with her boss at her previous job
00:45:52and that's why she got fired.
00:46:00What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:02I smell all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:04I'm glad you're home.
00:46:06Dinner is ready.
00:46:08I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house
00:46:10and already have dinner on the table.
00:46:12You're incredible.
00:46:14Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:23I don't know.
00:46:37Usually darkness.
00:46:40Well, you have me now.
00:46:42And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:46:46Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:46:50How's it going, by the way?
00:46:53Don't remind me.
00:46:55It was the worst.
00:46:57But it's okay.
00:46:59I have a bunch of other interviews lined up,
00:47:01so it's going to be fine.
00:47:03No, I love a good story.
00:47:05Okay, so, remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:08Shut up.
00:47:10She was just like, oh yeah, I'm going to get you.
00:47:13I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:23Hi.
00:47:25I'm Leslie Madison.
00:47:27I'm here for an interview.
00:47:29Let me check.
00:47:32Oh, Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:35Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:37What?
00:47:39Why?
00:47:41Um, that I do not know.
00:47:53Hi.
00:47:55This is Leslie Madison.
00:47:57I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:02Cancelled.
00:48:04Right.
00:48:06Got it.
00:48:08Thanks.
00:48:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:17Slow down there, bestie.
00:48:19What is going on?
00:48:20Something terrible is happening.
00:48:28So you're telling me that all your interviews were cancelled on you?
00:48:32Yup.
00:48:34And they were all like,
00:48:36you're not a suitable candidate anymore,
00:48:38or some bullshit like,
00:48:40this position has already been filled.
00:48:42That is very weird.
00:48:44Right?
00:48:46It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:47Hmm.
00:48:49I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:48:51I'm gonna text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:56Oh my lord.
00:48:58What?
00:49:00Okay, enough of that.
00:49:02I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:04Look,
00:49:06there's a private Discord chat
00:49:08where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:49:11And, um, you're on there.
00:49:12What?
00:49:16What the actual fuck?
00:49:19I can't believe this.
00:49:22Look, here, drink some water.
00:49:24You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:27Here you go.
00:49:34I hate this.
00:49:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:44Hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:49:46We're gonna put you down
00:49:48and we are going to call your husband
00:49:50to come pick you up.
00:49:52I think you texted me his number.
00:49:54He's not even my husband.
00:49:56He's fake.
00:49:59Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:03Looks pretty real to me.
00:50:05Hey, I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:07That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:12Yeah, boy.
00:50:15These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:20Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:23Yes, sir.
00:50:28Leslie?
00:50:30I'm gonna be a little...
00:50:33I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:35Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:37Cancel it, Tim.
00:50:39This is a changed man.
00:50:43Oh, hey.
00:50:46Hey.
00:50:48Thank you for calling.
00:50:50Is everything okay?
00:50:52It's barely six, why is she like this?
00:50:54Hey, come on.
00:50:56Hey, come on, we gotta go.
00:50:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:00Can you help me, please?
00:51:02Yes.
00:51:03All right, let's one, two, three.
00:51:05Come on, let's go.
00:51:07Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:09I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:10All right, so this is what you're like
00:51:12when you're drunk, okay.
00:51:14Come on, come on, look, look.
00:51:16Whoa, whoa, okay, all right.
00:51:18Why don't you wanna kiss me?
00:51:21All right, watch your head there.
00:51:23Careful.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:29All right.
00:51:34Well, Tracy, you need a ride?
00:51:36Oh, no, I'll just walk.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:41Well, can you let me know what's going on?
00:51:44Oh, boy.
00:51:47There's a rumor going around about Leslie
00:51:50that it could not be further from the truth.
00:51:54A rumor, what did it say?
00:52:02Hey, Ted, I'm gonna send you a screenshot.
00:52:05Show it to our HR
00:52:07and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:11Okay.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:34Simon.
00:52:36Yes?
00:52:38Let's drink some wine.
00:52:40How about maybe tomorrow?
00:52:42No, I want wine.
00:52:45No, no wine.
00:52:47Please, I want wine.
00:52:49No, no.
00:52:52How about we make omelets?
00:52:54I tell you what, how about a cooking competition?
00:52:56Okay, all right.
00:52:58Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:53:00I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:02I think you drank all of it.
00:53:04Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:10Put this on.
00:53:40Put this on.
00:53:42Don't tell me what to do.
00:53:49I don't want to behave.
00:54:05No touch.
00:54:11Um...
00:54:15Leslie?
00:54:19Hey, wake up.
00:54:40Wake up.
00:55:11Um...
00:55:16Simon?
00:55:19You're naked.
00:55:26Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:32What did I do?
00:55:34Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:38Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:55:41Okay.
00:55:53Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:56How did you know about that?
00:55:58Teresa told me.
00:56:02Oh, um...
00:56:04I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:06I'll figure it out.
00:56:08Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:11I'm your husband.
00:56:13Fake husband.
00:56:19Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:24What do you mean?
00:56:26I've fallen for you.
00:56:30Do you have feelings for me too?
00:56:33Of course I do, but what are you saying?
00:56:36That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:56:39No, no, what I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:56:46Okay.
00:57:00So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from social media.
00:57:03Do you have a name?
00:57:05Just a first name. Sarah.
00:57:07I'm still looking into it.
00:57:09Sarah.
00:57:11Instead he dumped me.
00:57:13And got somebody better.
00:57:15Like Sarah.
00:57:17Sarah.
00:57:19I know exactly who that is.
00:57:21Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:57:24Oh, and Ted.
00:57:26I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:28I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:30Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:57:32Cancel them.
00:57:36What am I, a detective now?
00:57:40Everyone, look busy.
00:57:42We've got an important guest coming.
00:57:44Chop, chop.
00:57:46What's up with her?
00:57:48I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:57:50Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:57:53Right now.
00:57:55Whoa, T6 CEO.
00:57:57That's a huge potential client.
00:58:05Mr. Williams, what brings you in today?
00:58:07Two things.
00:58:09I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:12I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:14And the second thing?
00:58:16I need you to fire someone.
00:58:24Mr. Williams, I apologize for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:30That employee will be dealt with promptly.
00:58:34I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:35I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:46Hi, Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:51Thank you so much.
00:58:53Okay.
00:58:57I got hired.
00:59:00I got hired!
00:59:03Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:05Come in.
00:59:11Sarah, you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:16Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:59:18Then I just have to say, I am disappointed in you.
00:59:23I am disappointed in you.
00:59:26And I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:31Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:32I will not tolerate slandering in this company.
00:59:36Spreading false rumors about other women so they can't get hired?
00:59:40I...
00:59:42Sarah, pack your shit up. You're fired.
00:59:46Fiona, please give me another chance. I'll do better. I promise.
00:59:51I can't lose my job.
00:59:53Even if I wanted to give you a second chance, I can't.
00:59:56Why?
00:59:58Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city.
01:00:02Who?
01:00:04Who? You don't know.
01:00:06CEO of T6, Simon Williams.
01:00:10That woman that you slandered? That was his wife.
01:00:15You should just be lucky they are not pressing charges.
01:00:29I am breaking up with you.
01:00:30What? What do you mean, baby? Why?
01:00:33I got fired.
01:00:35Wait. I did too. And it was for no reason.
01:00:38No reason? Of course there's a reason, you dumbass.
01:00:42She's married to T6 Group's CEO, Simon Williams.
01:00:46It's something you should have told me about.
01:00:49Wait. That's impossible.
01:00:51Sarah. Sarah, wait. What are you doing?
01:00:55Really?
01:00:57Fuck you, David.
01:00:58Fuck you, David. You ruined my life. I hope you die in a ditch.
01:01:04Sarah. Sarah, wait.
01:01:15This looks great. What's the occasion?
01:01:18So, remember that Sarah girl who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:22Yes, I recall.
01:01:24So, the company, Century Media, they actually hired me.
01:01:26And then when I asked about Sarah, they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:30Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me back to interview me again.
01:01:35It's like, bam! Suddenly, my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:39So, tonight, dinner is on me.
01:01:42I'm really happy for you.
01:01:47I have a new job. Filed for a green card. Life is just so, so good.
01:01:53I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:01:58Leslie, I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:03What do you mean? Everyone around me knows about us, and your family knows about us.
01:02:08The thing is, we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:12It's this whole family thing.
01:02:14Simon!
01:02:16So, this is your fake wife?
01:02:23Simon? Who's this?
01:02:26I'm Mia White, his fiancée.
01:02:29She's not my fiancée. It's just a family thing.
01:02:33Listen, I was going to explain everything to you. I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:37But you have to admit, I'm the only one your family or the press would approve.
01:02:41We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:44Not this immigrant trash you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:02:49Immigrant trash?
01:02:50To save your brother's life? Immigrant trash?
01:02:53You rude bitch.
01:02:57White, you told her?
01:03:01No, I have no... Mia, I need you to leave. I'm warning you.
01:03:07No, don't go anywhere.
01:03:10I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:17Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:20What's going on?
01:03:22What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:25You still don't know?
01:03:28Simon Williams, the man you have no business marrying, is CEO of T6 Group.
01:03:34Multi-billionaire. Richest man in the world. Generational wealth.
01:03:39Should I go on?
01:03:42Is that all true?
01:03:43Is that all true?
01:03:47It's still me.
01:03:49Nothing's changed. I was going to tell you today.
01:03:52Everything has changed. You lied to me.
01:03:54Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:03:57You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:01You're not one of us.
01:04:04What do you bring to the table?
01:04:06Mia, shut the fuck up. I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:10Leslie, wait. Leslie!
01:04:11Leslie, please stop. Look what you did.
01:04:14Simon, wait.
01:04:17Leslie!
01:04:24You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:28You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:31Leslie, wait, please. Let me explain.
01:04:34Explain what, Simon? Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:37Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:04:39None of that matters.
01:04:41If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:43I'm not upset. I'm hurt.
01:04:47How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:49You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:04:52When you told me to give us a chance, I really thought about it.
01:04:56I really thought that we could be together.
01:04:59Why not?
01:05:03Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:06Look at me. I love you.
01:05:07Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:10Did you even live there before?
01:05:12Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:14I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:16Because deep down in your heart, you believe what Mia said.
01:05:19We aren't from the same world.
01:05:22A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:25Don't follow me. Please.
01:05:37Oh, Leslie. What's happened?
01:05:44What? What?
01:05:53God, you really are a loser.
01:05:56Here. Have some tea.
01:05:59It's just a breakup. It's not that big a deal.
01:06:03And we're stupid anyways.
01:06:04Yeah. You could say that again.
01:06:07So what's your next step?
01:06:09I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:11I want to go home. I'm tired.
01:06:13Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:17My American dream is dead holy.
01:06:20That's a crock of bull.
01:06:23Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:25Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:28And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:30But he's not that special.
01:06:31At the end of the day, he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:34You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:37Four billion.
01:06:39Get over it.
01:06:41And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:06:51If you decide to go public with this, I will kill myself.
01:07:02Hello, this is TMS.
01:07:04You have a phone call.
01:07:06Yes, I was recording.
01:07:08Hello, and thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:12I have called this press conference because I would like the general public and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
01:07:18Number one, T6 will not be completing the merger with the white group for the foreseeable future.
01:07:25What does T6 mean?
01:07:27What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:28I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:31And that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know.
01:07:34I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:38Now, I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security.
01:07:44But rest assured, she is a normal civilian.
01:07:48In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:07:53And I love her very much.
01:07:54I love her very much.
01:07:56Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:03No further questions. I need to go see my wife.
01:08:09I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:13I love her very much.
01:08:15Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:18How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:25Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:28Great. I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:08:34In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:39I love her very much.
01:08:41Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:47I will not be taking any further questions.
01:08:50Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:52Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:54Bro, you married the Simon Williams and you let him get away?
01:09:07Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:10Leslie, I'm so sorry.
01:09:13Deep down inside, I think I was afraid to tell you because I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:20As Simon. Not Simon Williams, CEO of T6.
01:09:27Just a normal guy, Simon.
01:09:30Who likes to cook and eat and who's goofy in selfies and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:37But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:44What are you saying, Simon? That you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:47No, Leslie, what I'm saying is I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:09:53I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you.
01:09:58But what about your family? Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:02Well, that took some persuading.
01:10:06Maybe a threat.
01:10:08But she approves of you.
01:10:10And she even gave something to me to give to you.
01:10:16Leslie, when I'm asking you this, will you marry me again? For real this time?
01:10:25If you don't marry him, I will. Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:10:30Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:33The answer is yes.
01:10:36I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice.
01:10:40If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:10:44Well, James has finally recovered, so he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:10:51We wanted to do a second one, though.
01:10:53So, we're going to do a third one.
01:10:55And you're going to have to pay for it.
01:10:57Well, James has finally recovered, so he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:04We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
01:11:12You look so beautiful.
01:11:15Hi, James.
01:11:17Hi, Grandma.
01:11:19You are looking better every day.
01:11:21All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:11:24I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
01:11:27Major deja vu moment.
01:11:33Well, I may never know what Simon sees in you, but I've never seen him happier.
01:11:41You're a good one, so thank you. And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:45You're a good one.
01:11:50You know, I've asked him plenty of times, but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:11:56How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:03You know, I've asked him plenty of times, but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:09How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:13He threatened me. He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you.
01:12:18And that if I wanted great-grandchildren, he would have to be with you.
01:12:23He also said that he promised me five great-grandbabies.
01:12:29Five? I didn't agree to that.
01:12:32Well, that was the deal. And I know you're going to honor it.
01:12:38Okay.
01:12:42Amen.
01:12:53Amen.
01:12:55You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:05Amen.
01:13:07You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:12Thank you, Laura.
01:13:17I love you, wife.
01:13:19I love you, husband.
01:13:21Give me your bouquet. I need it. I need to get married next.
01:13:25She's still in college.
01:13:27We ain't even gonna marry.
01:13:28You'll see.
01:13:35Hey. What are you drinking?
01:13:37Orange juice.
01:13:38So, are you single?
01:13:40Yes.
01:13:41Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:44I gotta go.
01:13:45Oh, I'll come with you.
01:13:46No worries at all.
01:13:50You know that I received a direct report that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:54That's green card fraud.
01:13:56No, ma'am. I guarantee you that we are very much in love.
01:13:58That's what they all say.
01:13:59How long have you two known each other?
01:14:02Two months.
01:14:05You expect me to believe that you met, fell in love, and got married all in two months?
01:14:11Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love, and died all in three days.
01:14:16So, I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:14:22I've been doing this for 20 years.
01:14:24I see right through you.
01:14:28All I can say is if you don't go out and get me some concrete evidence,
01:14:32then I'm gonna deny your claim.
01:14:34Wait. What is concrete evidence?
01:14:36Concrete evidence.
01:14:37Any children produced by the result of your marriage would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:43Need any other hints?
01:14:48Well, looks like we're gonna have to make some babies.
01:14:55Serving.

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