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00:00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later? You know I just
00:00:14got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm going to get deported.
00:00:18Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:00:22What? How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living
00:00:33together. If we were going to get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:00:37See, that's the problem. I don't want to marry you. Ever.
00:00:40What? Truth is, I'm already seeing someone else.
00:00:46Who? It doesn't matter, Leslie. Let's break up.
00:00:50Please move out of my apartment. Now. Don't cry, Leslie. My offer needs a cheating
00:00:58ass. Leslie!
00:01:08I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table. I deserve someone
00:01:15better. Fuck you, David.
00:01:17Yeah, whatever. Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:47Ms. Madison? Are you going somewhere? I can give you a ride. It's good with you in private.
00:02:11Leslie! Leslie! Who is this? This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you,
00:02:21richer than you, and has a bigger dick than you. So you're the one who's getting dumped,
00:02:32David. Sorry about that. This is so embarrassing.
00:02:42I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same day. And now I'm crying in a stranger's car.
00:02:51Wait, who are you? Mr. Williams, I really cannot disclose who the bone marrow match for your
00:03:01brother is. The person's already refused the donation. There's nothing else I can do.
00:03:05You said this person's the only match for my brother. Correct. Then you must know I have no
00:03:15recourse. This person doesn't donate. My brother dies. You swore an oath to save lives. Please,
00:03:23save my brother. Leslie Madison, the donor.
00:03:36Ms. Madison, my name is Simon Williams. Leslie, just call me Leslie. Leslie,
00:03:45I need your help. I need you to save my brother. I don't know about this. When the doctor called,
00:03:59he said it was going to be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation. Why did you put your name
00:04:04on the donor's list if you're not going to donate? Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia? If
00:04:10I see needles, I'm going to faint. I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore. Isn't there anyone else?
00:04:17No, you're the only one. My brother, his name is James. He should be in college instead of lying
00:04:31here at death's door. Parents died when we were really young. We were raised by our grandmother.
00:04:36Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live. Yes, money. How could I
00:04:43forget? Money, of course. I can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:04:49Marriage? What did you just say? Are you an American citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry me,
00:05:04and I'll make the donation. Then marry me, and I'll make the donation. You can help me get a
00:05:14green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother. Then we divorce, get separated,
00:05:20go our separate ways, win-win. Does she know who I am? Does she want to marry into the Williams
00:05:26family? Let me get this straight. You want to marry me for a green card? Yes. Why else would
00:05:37I marry a stranger? Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able
00:05:43to help your brother. What do you say? Okay, deal. Sorry. We just need to do a blood test to confirm,
00:06:08and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:06:13Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
00:06:15Hey, are you okay? Yeah. You can use this one.
00:06:38Come on, Leslie. You got to pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and dad are counting on
00:06:52you. Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint. I'm... Hey, don't look at her. Look at me.
00:07:08I'll tell you a secret. I'm definitely afraid of bugs. I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I
00:07:17see one, I squirm like a little girl. This one time, I was in like this huge meeting, and this
00:07:22spider like came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm, and then he started crawling up, and I
00:07:28ran out the door, and I peed my pants. And we're done. See, that wasn't so bad, right?
00:07:38I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:07:52Do you miss? So this is your aunt's place? Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:08:05I really need to find a new living arrangement soon. Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:08:12Well, I can pick you up tomorrow to get married.
00:08:16Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself. 9am, city hall. I'll be there.
00:08:22Okay. Good night. Good night, Simon.
00:08:33You what? Marry her. Tomorrow. It's the only way to save James.
00:08:40So the money's not enough. She wants to be part of the Williams family.
00:08:45Simon, she's a gold digger. I don't think she knows who I am.
00:08:49I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card, so that way she can stay in this
00:08:53country. Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep watch to make sure James recovers.
00:08:59Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your real identity. You cannot let the public know
00:09:06about this. If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:09:11So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:21Simon!
00:09:36Here is your breakfast, Uncle Toby.
00:09:42Hey, loser! Where's my coffee?
00:09:45Kylie, what's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:09:50She's not wrong. How long are you staying here anyways?
00:09:54You're a grown-ass adult. I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
00:09:58Toby!
00:09:59Where's she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped, and now she's homeless.
00:10:04Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you need to.
00:10:07I'll find a place soon, and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent, as soon as I get a job.
00:10:16Oh, crap! I have somewhere important to make it.
00:10:20Wait, no breakfast?
00:10:22Important, my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go?
00:10:28This is not funny.
00:10:38Ah! Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:10:45Thank you. I mean it.
00:10:47You're welcome.
00:10:50If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
00:10:52Actually, there is something else.
00:10:56Okay.
00:11:03I made a checklist. Please take a look.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:11:12Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
00:11:15Number three, go on dates and post on social media.
00:11:19What's all this for?
00:11:21A marriage certificate is not enough. I need this to look realistic.
00:11:25We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer
00:11:29with lots of photos.
00:11:30Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
00:11:38That's not enough.
00:11:39What?
00:11:52Move in? Together?
00:11:56Yes.
00:12:01Move in? Together?
00:12:04Yes.
00:12:05If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together.
00:12:08That's what married people do, right?
00:12:10That would solve my living arrangement problems, but moving in with a stranger...
00:12:18And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
00:12:23Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
00:12:26That gives me time to prep and we can move in together after the wedding.
00:12:30Sound good?
00:12:32Wow, you are really on top of it.
00:12:38I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
00:12:42Don't worry about it. I just need you to stay healthy.
00:12:45A brother's life depends on it.
00:12:50Oh, Simon, there's one more thing.
00:12:53What is it?
00:12:54I don't have a lot of money right now.
00:12:57So if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
00:13:02Don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:13:04No, no, no, no. I have to pitch in. I can't just leech off of you.
00:13:08I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
00:13:11Okay, deal.
00:13:12Okay, let's do this.
00:13:26Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:13:33You have a board meeting at 11.30 a.m.
00:13:35Then you have a lunch with the executive team.
00:13:37Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio
00:13:41to discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:13:45Real Short, the media streaming platform?
00:13:47Yes, it's really popular right now.
00:13:48And it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play charts.
00:13:51Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival.
00:13:53It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:13:57Oh, and one more thing.
00:13:58Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:13:59I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood.
00:14:02And then I need a new car. Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
00:14:05And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:14:10Okay. Anything else?
00:14:12Actually, yes.
00:14:12Come with me.
00:14:26Who's that?
00:14:34Who's that?
00:14:35It's Mia White, heiress of the White family.
00:14:37I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:14:41But she's not even that pretty.
00:14:43Yeah, but who cares? She's worth billions.
00:14:45I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group.
00:14:47What does that mean for us?
00:14:49Pay raves.
00:14:53Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:14:56I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:15:00Yes, yes, of course.
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:09Um, talk to you next week.
00:15:12Hi, Simon.
00:15:14Um, Mia, what are you doing here?
00:15:19You haven't called or texted.
00:15:22You know, I've been busy.
00:15:26Okay.
00:15:33Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:15:37It's almost 5.30.
00:15:38We should go grab dinner.
00:15:40I made us reservations at Jola Rovachan.
00:15:44Your favorite.
00:15:45I, uh, got some rules to be.
00:15:48Where?
00:15:50Bring me.
00:15:51Mia, go home.
00:15:57Simon!
00:16:10Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:16:11Yes?
00:16:13I need to tell you something.
00:16:14Oh, what?
00:16:16I got married this morning.
00:16:17Oh, that's great.
00:16:19I got married this morning.
00:16:20That's nice, dear.
00:16:22Wait, what?
00:16:24I thought you and David broke up.
00:16:26I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:16:28She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:16:30It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:16:38Um, I actually met this guy a while back,
00:16:40and we recently reconnected and hit it off.
00:16:43Plus, you know my VC situation.
00:16:46Yeah, but marriage.
00:16:48Already?
00:16:49Well, what's his name?
00:16:51How old is he?
00:16:52What's he do for a living?
00:16:55When's dinner?
00:16:56I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:59Almost, Patty.
00:17:03This conversation is not over yet, Missy.
00:17:06Don't worry, Aunt Marie.
00:17:07I'll be fine.
00:17:10This conversation is not over yet, Missy.
00:17:13Don't worry, Aunt Marie.
00:17:14I'll be fine.
00:17:16Hmm?
00:17:16And I'm moving in with Buzz Finch.
00:17:19What?
00:17:21Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:24Who's the guy?
00:17:24Some homeless bubby found on the street.
00:17:26That's not nice.
00:17:27What?
00:17:28We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:17:30She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:17:34First of all, his name is Simon.
00:17:36Second of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:17:39Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:17:45I have to take this.
00:17:52Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:55Uh, what?
00:17:56I can't call and check on my wife?
00:18:00Of course you can, husband.
00:18:04I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:18:08No, everything's great with James.
00:18:10The doctor gave us a green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:13So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:15Okay.
00:18:17Don't worry.
00:18:18I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:23Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:18:28You said that you wanted a small wedding.
00:18:29So I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:18:33and then maybe buy some rings.
00:18:35Hey, listen, don't worry.
00:18:36I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:39You're not going to pay for everything?
00:18:40I'm not going to pay for everything.
00:18:41I'm not going to pay for everything.
00:18:42I'm not going to pay for everything.
00:18:44I'm not going to pay for everything.
00:18:46No need.
00:18:47I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:18:50We're just going to use it for props anyway.
00:18:52So there's no reason to waste money.
00:18:53No, no, no, really.
00:18:54It's no problem at all.
00:18:55No, it's okay.
00:18:57I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:18:59I have to apply for jobs.
00:19:00Oh, okay.
00:19:01I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:19:03Have a good morning.
00:19:07Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:19:10If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:19:12I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:19:15He's such a sweet guy.
00:19:27Um, who are you?
00:19:30Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:32Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:36Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:19:40Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:19:44Great, then let's get started.
00:20:06Wow, spectacular.
00:20:08That is amazing.
00:20:11What a vision.
00:20:13I love it.
00:20:15How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:17You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:21Hayley.
00:20:27I love it.
00:20:29How are you even going to afford all this?
00:20:30You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:34Hayley.
00:20:36All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:20:40I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:43Oh, don't worry.
00:20:44Your husband already paid.
00:20:46Just pick whatever you like.
00:20:48Oh, I almost forgot.
00:20:49Susie, show her the shoes.
00:20:51Got it.
00:20:52Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:20:54This was a special order.
00:20:56Paid for already as well.
00:20:57Where are those limited edition?
00:21:00Let me try them on.
00:21:01Hayley, what are you doing?
00:21:02Wait a minute.
00:21:05Um, these are a custom order for Miss Madison.
00:21:08The shoes are in her size.
00:21:13So...
00:21:38How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:21:43I love them.
00:22:02I'm glad you like them.
00:22:04Simon.
00:22:06How are you?
00:22:06Firstly, this is your husband.
00:22:09Um, yeah.
00:22:11This is Simon.
00:22:12What the actual fuck?
00:22:16This is Simon.
00:22:18Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:22:20We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:22:25Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:22:27Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:29Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:30But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:22:35Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:36Yes, Mr. Williams, we're all done here.
00:22:39Shall we?
00:22:41Yeah.
00:22:58Wait.
00:22:59What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:02I'm not that rich.
00:23:03The car's just a rental.
00:23:11Wait.
00:23:13What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:16I'm not that rich.
00:23:17The car's just a rental.
00:23:41Simon, what is this place?
00:23:49She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:51I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:53This is where I'll be living.
00:23:55As a married couple.
00:24:11I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
00:24:13Wait, not much?
00:24:17What are you talking about?
00:24:19This place is so nice.
00:24:21What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:25I don't own it.
00:24:27I just rent it.
00:24:29I don't own it.
00:24:31I just rent it.
00:24:33I don't own it.
00:24:35I just rent it.
00:24:37I don't own it.
00:24:39I just rent it.
00:24:41How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:43I don't know if I can afford half.
00:24:45It's kind of expensive.
00:24:47I would never ask a woman to pay half.
00:24:49Especially if that woman's my wife.
00:24:51Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:53Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:55We can discuss it later.
00:24:57I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:24:59I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:01I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:03Sunset Resort?
00:25:05Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:25:07No, no, no.
00:25:09Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:11Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:13Right here's perfect.
00:25:15Right here's perfect.
00:25:17Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:25:19Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:25:21Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:23Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:25You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:27What do you even do for a living?
00:25:29What do you even do for a living?
00:25:31Um.
00:25:33Um.
00:25:35What do you even do for a living?
00:25:42Um, I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:46Ah, so that's why you can afford all of this.
00:25:50Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:54It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:56As you wish. Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:59You're right. I should call Teresa.
00:26:01We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:08I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:26:13Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:26:16Good call.
00:26:18Ah, you know this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:25What's his name?
00:26:26Simon Williams.
00:26:29Simon Williams?
00:26:31As in billionaire?
00:26:33CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:37As in billionaire?
00:26:39CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:42Of course not.
00:26:44Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:46Are you sure?
00:26:48Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:50There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:53I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:57He's just a regular software engineer.
00:26:59I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:06Yeah, I guess you're right. That would be insane.
00:27:09I wish.
00:27:10Okay, next question.
00:27:12Is he hot?
00:27:14He's a major eye candy.
00:27:16You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:27:19The wedding!
00:27:21Should we cheer?
00:27:22Yes, let's do it.
00:27:28Thank you, Lucy.
00:27:30Oh, that is so cute.
00:27:32So cute.
00:27:33Again, again.
00:27:40You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish.
00:27:43But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:48Is that clear?
00:27:51But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:57Just give me a second.
00:28:06Hi. You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:09It's very nice to know.
00:28:11Let's cut the crap.
00:28:13I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:28:16And when this fake marriage fiasco is over, you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:21Immediately.
00:28:23That was the agreement.
00:28:25Of course.
00:28:26If James' recovery goes without a hitch, we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:32But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:35So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:38That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:41I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:28:46And if my work visa wasn't expiring, I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:51Oh yes. I may be a poor, working class immigrant, but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:57I am not a gold digger.
00:29:00Of course not.
00:29:03Grandma, could you not scare my bride away?
00:29:06She's very hard to find.
00:29:09Sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:11Simon!
00:29:12It's okay. I understand.
00:29:14She's a little senile.
00:29:17Mmm.
00:29:19Oh.
00:29:23Shall we?
00:29:24Let's go.
00:29:31Thank you. Right there.
00:29:33Oh, I love it.
00:29:34Yes.
00:29:35Yes.
00:29:36Uh-huh.
00:29:40Please. Perfect.
00:29:41Can you get this real quick?
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:46Uh-huh.
00:29:48Perfect.
00:29:52Alright.
00:29:53Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:29:56Thank you. Right there.
00:29:57Okay.
00:29:58I'm gonna need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:02Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:05And look like you love me.
00:30:07Okay. Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:30:14I mean, he's right.
00:30:16As a wedding photo, we're gonna be complete without a kiss.
00:30:19Okay.
00:30:44Man, I am so tired.
00:30:49Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:54Did you get enough photos?
00:30:56Oh, yeah.
00:30:59Teresa took some, and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:02He made us look super legit.
00:31:04Whoa, just legit?
00:31:06We look cute in these.
00:31:08Okay. Cute and legit.
00:31:11Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:31:15Why is that?
00:31:16Yeah, it's because we're just a private family.
00:31:24Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:27I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon,
00:31:32and I'll post other photos there.
00:31:34Don't worry, I'll make it private, but it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:40That sounds good.
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:47Let's see.
00:31:55Dr. Walker?
00:31:56Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:01Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:05Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:09Doctor?
00:32:11Something urgent's come up.
00:32:12We need to go into surgery right now. Follow me.
00:32:14Please, keep going, Dr. Kim.
00:32:17Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:32:21I'll apply a local anesthetic.
00:32:23Since this was sold last second, my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:28Miss Madison, please lay down on your side and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:40You're so brave. Thank you so much.
00:32:54You're going to feel a sharp pain when the needle goes in.
00:32:56Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:04Here we go.
00:33:15Here we go.
00:33:17I have to pull through for Simon.
00:33:28I am so sorry.
00:33:45Leslie?
00:33:47Leslie!
00:33:56Hey.
00:34:00You're awake.
00:34:04How do you feel?
00:34:09My back kind of hurts.
00:34:12My back kind of hurts, but other than that I feel fine.
00:34:18What happened?
00:34:19You passed out.
00:34:22But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:28What about your brother? Is everything okay?
00:34:31The bone marrow transfusion has been a success.
00:34:38Okay.
00:34:42All thanks to you.
00:34:51All thanks to you.
00:35:12I'm hungry.
00:35:15I'm sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:35:18Do you want something to eat?
00:35:20Maybe just a bag of fries.
00:35:24No, I think you need something more nutritional than that.
00:35:27Just lay down, I'll be right back.
00:35:29Okay.
00:35:30Okay.
00:35:37Ted.
00:35:39I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:35:47Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:50Alright, thank you.
00:36:09Oh, I'm so full.
00:36:13This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:15You should try my cooking, I'm an excellent chef.
00:36:17Really, no.
00:36:19You don't seem like the type.
00:36:20Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:23Wife.
00:36:27You know, it's so strange.
00:36:30There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:32I know.
00:36:34I know.
00:36:35It's so strange.
00:36:37There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:39I thought this place was famous and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:43Well, just so happens I'm a friend of the chef and he owed me a favor.
00:36:46So, here we are.
00:36:49Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:51Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:55That is still so strange to hear.
00:36:58Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:36:59My friend told me earlier that you happen to have the same name as this billionaire CEO, Simon Williams.
00:37:10Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:12That isn't you, is it?
00:37:15Where's Leslie at?
00:37:16What do you mean you're closed?
00:37:18Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:37:20Sorry, but we're closed for private dining.
00:37:21Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:37:24Wait, Leslie?
00:37:31Wait, Leslie?
00:37:35Wow!
00:37:37Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:40Looks like you snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:37:42I always knew you were after my money.
00:37:44I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams, for the disturbance.
00:37:46We can come up and eat.
00:37:47Oh, this is my house.
00:37:51Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:37:54Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:56Me and Leslie, my loser ex.
00:37:59She clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:03Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:08Simon, let's go.
00:38:10I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:12She's a skank.
00:38:13She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:20What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:21I'm gonna sue you.
00:38:23Baby, are you okay?
00:38:24No one calls my wife a skank.
00:38:28Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:38:29I don't want to hear them again.
00:38:41Thank you for what you did back there.
00:38:46But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:38:48Violence is not the answer.
00:38:50Well, of course it's not the answer, but it is the solution.
00:38:58You want to talk about it?
00:39:01What's there to talk about?
00:39:03I basically saw everything.
00:39:06He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:09We even got engaged.
00:39:12I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:15Instead, he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:39:19Like Sarah.
00:39:20He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:23I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:39:27Begging someone to help me.
00:39:29Feeling so powerless.
00:39:32I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:39:38I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:46James plays piano.
00:39:53I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:39:56I can't do anything.
00:39:58The doctor showed me your photo.
00:40:02I had hope again.
00:40:15James plays piano.
00:40:41I'm sorry.
00:40:43I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:44Morning.
00:40:46Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:49Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:53I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:55Plus, it gives me a chance to show off my cooking skills.
00:40:58Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:01Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:05Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:06Oh, yeah, something right here.
00:41:12James plays piano.
00:41:29This is the moment of truth.
00:41:31I try yours and you try mine.
00:41:34Here we go.
00:41:37Here we go.
00:41:42James plays piano.
00:41:49How is it?
00:41:54Hey, come on!
00:41:56I'm just kidding, it's delicious.
00:42:00It's actually really good.
00:42:13Was it good?
00:42:14Mm-hmm.
00:42:15Let me try.
00:42:28Yummy.
00:42:30That's weird.
00:42:35What?
00:42:39I got a meeting. I gotta go to the office.
00:42:42Do you have any plans?
00:42:43It's already Monday.
00:42:45I have an interview. I gotta go.
00:42:46Okay, well, hey, listen, I can give you a ride.
00:42:53Darling, you're back. How wonderful.
00:42:58You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:00No, sweetheart, you're a doll.
00:43:02Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:03Okay.
00:43:04I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:05I know, I missed you.
00:43:07Sit down, darling. So nice to see you.
00:43:09By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:13They're great for your health.
00:43:15Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:17But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:19You're practically family.
00:43:22That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:25I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:27Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:29We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:32And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:43:35But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:43:38I make the time to see him.
00:43:40He says no.
00:43:41Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:44Preoccupied? With what?
00:43:49Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:51If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:43:53Mia, he...
00:43:56I'm going to tell you something.
00:43:59But you have to promise me you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:03Of course.
00:44:05You have my word.
00:44:13Just my luck.
00:44:18Sarah, meet Leslie, my loser ex.
00:44:24Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:26This is a professional setting.
00:44:28You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:31When I saw your resume, I almost laughed.
00:44:35I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:41So, Miss Madison, tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:49Miss Madison, tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:54Miss Madison, tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:00I was laid off because the company decided to outsource the whole department.
00:45:05I wasn't fired.
00:45:07I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:09They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:12They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:14There's actually a word for that.
00:45:16It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:21L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:24Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:26You're very professional.
00:45:29The boss should be proud.
00:45:40Hey, it's me.
00:45:42So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:45:46Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:45:48She slept with her boss at her previous job.
00:45:52And that's why she got fired.
00:45:59What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:01I smell it all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:03I'm glad you're home.
00:46:05Dinner is ready.
00:46:06I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house
00:46:09and already have dinner on the table.
00:46:11You're incredible.
00:46:12Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:14Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:36Usually darkness.
00:46:39Well, you have me now.
00:46:41And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:46:45Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:46:49How's it going, by the way?
00:46:50The job interview?
00:46:52Don't remind me.
00:46:53It was the worst.
00:46:56But it's okay.
00:46:57I have a bunch of other interviews lined up,
00:46:59so it's going to be fine.
00:47:01No, I love a good story.
00:47:04Okay, so, remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:07Shut up.
00:47:09She was just like,
00:47:10Oh yeah, I'm going to get you.
00:47:11I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:26Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:47:28I'm here for an interview.
00:47:29Let me check.
00:47:32Oh, Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:35Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:37What?
00:47:38Why?
00:47:40Um, that I do not know.
00:47:53Hi, this is Leslie Madison.
00:47:55I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:02Cancelled.
00:48:03Right.
00:48:05Got it.
00:48:06Thanks.
00:48:11Sigh.
00:48:14Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:15Slow down there, Bestie.
00:48:18What is going on?
00:48:19Something terrible is happening.
00:48:27So, you're telling me that all your interviews were cancelled on you?
00:48:31Yup.
00:48:33And they were all like,
00:48:34You're not a suitable candidate anymore.
00:48:37Or some bullshit like,
00:48:38This position has already been revealed.
00:48:41That is very weird.
00:48:43Right?
00:48:44It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:48I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:48:50I'm going to text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:56Oh my lord.
00:48:57More.
00:49:00Okay, enough of that.
00:49:01I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:04Look,
00:49:05There's a private Discord chat where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:49:10And, um, you're on there.
00:49:16What?
00:49:20What the actual fuck?
00:49:22I can't believe this.
00:49:25Look, here, drink some water.
00:49:26You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:30Here you go.
00:49:31That's weird.
00:49:36I hate this.
00:49:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:42Hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:49:43We are going to put you down.
00:49:45And we are going to call your husband to come pick you up.
00:49:49I think you texted me his number.
00:49:51He's not even my husband.
00:49:54He's fake.
00:49:57Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:02Looks pretty real to me.
00:50:03I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:06That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:11That boy.
00:50:14These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:19Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:22Yes, sir.
00:50:28Leslie?
00:50:29Wow, I'm going to be a little...
00:50:33I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:34Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:36Cancel it, Ted.
00:50:39This is a changed man.
00:50:46Oh, hey.
00:50:49Hey.
00:50:50Thank you for calling.
00:50:51Is everything okay?
00:50:53It's barely six. Why is she like this?
00:50:55Hey, come on.
00:50:56Hey, come on. We got to go.
00:50:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:50:59Can you help me, please?
00:51:00Yes.
00:51:01All right, let's...
00:51:02One, two, three.
00:51:03Come on, let's go.
00:51:05Hey.
00:51:06Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:08I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:10All right, so this is what you're like when you're drunk.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13Come on, come on, look, look.
00:51:15Whoa, whoa.
00:51:16Okay, all right.
00:51:17Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:20All right, watch your head there.
00:51:22Careful.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:28All right.
00:51:33Well, Teresa, you need a ride?
00:51:34Oh, no, I'll just walk. I'm too close.
00:51:37Okay.
00:51:39Well, can you let me know what's going on?
00:51:43Oh, boy.
00:51:46There's a rumor going around about Leslie
00:51:49that it could not be further from the truth.
00:51:53A rumor? What did it say?
00:51:59Hey, Ted, I'm going to send you a screenshot,
00:52:02show it to our HR,
00:52:04and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:09Okay.
00:52:29Okay.
00:52:31Simon.
00:52:32Yes?
00:52:33Let's drink some wine.
00:52:37How about maybe tomorrow?
00:52:39No, I want wine.
00:52:42No, no wine.
00:52:44Please?
00:52:45No.
00:52:46I want wine.
00:52:47No.
00:52:49How about we make omelets?
00:52:51I'll tell you what.
00:52:52How about a cooking competition?
00:52:54Okay, all right.
00:52:56Okay, all right.
00:52:57Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:52:59I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:01I think you drank all of it.
00:53:03Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:17Put this on.
00:53:27Put this on.
00:53:30Don't tell me what to do.
00:53:37I don't want to be here.
00:53:57I don't want to be here.
00:54:06No touch.
00:54:15Leslie?
00:54:19Hey, wake up.
00:54:26Wake up.
00:54:56I'm sorry.
00:55:18Simon?
00:55:20Hmm?
00:55:22You're naked.
00:55:26Remember what you did last night?
00:55:31What did I do?
00:55:34Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:38Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:55:52Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:55How did you know about that?
00:55:57Teresa told me.
00:56:01Oh, um...
00:56:03I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:05I'll figure it out.
00:56:07Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:11I'm your husband.
00:56:13Fake husband.
00:56:18Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:22What do you mean?
00:56:25I've fallen for you.
00:56:29Do you have feelings for me too?
00:56:32Of course I do, but what are you saying?
00:56:35That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:56:38No, no, what I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:56:45Okay.
00:56:51Okay.
00:56:59So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from Central Media.
00:57:02Do you have a name?
00:57:04Just a first name. Sarah.
00:57:06I'm still looking into it.
00:57:08Sarah.
00:57:09Instead he talked to me.
00:57:11And got somebody better.
00:57:13Like Sarah.
00:57:15Sarah.
00:57:17I know exactly who that is.
00:57:19Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:57:22Oh, and Ted.
00:57:24I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:26I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:28Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:57:30Cancel them.
00:57:34What am I, a detective now?
00:57:40Everyone, look busy!
00:57:42We've got an important guest coming.
00:57:44Chop, chop!
00:57:46What's up with her?
00:57:48She just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:57:50Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:57:52Right now.
00:57:54Whoa, T6 CEO.
00:57:56That's a huge potential client.
00:58:05Mr. Williams, what brings you in today?
00:58:08Two things.
00:58:10I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:12I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:14And the second thing?
00:58:16I need you to fire someone.
00:58:24Mr. Williams, I apologize for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:30That employee will be dealt with promptly.
00:58:34I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:37Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
00:58:45Hi, Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:50Thank you so much.
00:58:52Okay.
00:58:56I got hired.
00:58:58Ah!
00:58:59I got hired!
00:59:02Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:04Come in.
00:59:11Sarah, you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:15Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:59:17Then I just have to say, I am disappointed in you.
00:59:22I am disappointed in you.
00:59:25And I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:30Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:32I will not tolerate slandering in this company!
00:59:36Spreading false rumors about other women so they can't get hired?
00:59:40I...
00:59:41Sarah! Pack your shit up! You're fired!
00:59:46Fiona, please give me another chance! I'll do better, I promise!
00:59:51I can't lose my job!
00:59:52Even if I wanted to give you a second chance, I can't.
00:59:56Why?
00:59:57Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city.
01:00:01Who?
01:00:02Who? You don't know.
01:00:05CEO of T6, Simon Williams.
01:00:09That woman that you slandered?
01:00:11That was his wife.
01:00:14You should just be lucky they are not pressing charges.
01:00:28I am breaking up with you.
01:00:30What?
01:00:31What do you mean, baby? Why?
01:00:33I got fired!
01:00:34Wait, I did too. And it was for no reason.
01:00:38No reason?
01:00:39Of course there's a reason, you dumbass!
01:00:42She's married to T6 Group's CEO, Simon Williams.
01:00:46It's something you should have told me about!
01:00:48Wait, that's impossible!
01:00:51Sarah, wait. What are you doing? Really?
01:00:57Fuck you, David! You ruined my life! I hope you die in a ditch!
01:01:02Sarah! Sarah, wait!
01:01:14This looks great. What's the occasion?
01:01:16So, remember that Sarah girl who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:20Yes, I recall.
01:01:22So, the company, Century Media, they actually hired me.
01:01:26And then when I asked about Sarah, they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:30Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me back to interview me again.
01:01:34It's like, bam! Suddenly my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:38So, tonight, dinner is on me.
01:01:41I'm really happy for you.
01:01:45I have a new job. Filed for a green card.
01:01:48Life is just so, so good.
01:01:52I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:01:57Leslie, I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:01What do you mean? Everyone around me knows about us, and your family knows about us.
01:02:07The thing is, we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:10We're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:12It's this whole family thing.
01:02:14Simon!
01:02:16So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:22So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:25Simon?
01:02:27Who's this?
01:02:28I'm Mia White, his fiancée.
01:02:31She's not my fiancée. It's just a family thing.
01:02:34Listen, I was going to explain everything to you. I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:38But you have to admit, I'm the only one your family or the press would approve.
01:02:42We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:46Not this immigrant trash you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:02:49Watch this.
01:02:50Immigrant trash?
01:02:52You rude bitch.
01:02:56White!
01:02:57You told her?
01:03:00No, I have no...
01:03:02Mia, I need you to leave. I'm warning you.
01:03:06No, don't go anywhere.
01:03:10I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:16Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:19What's going on?
01:03:21What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:24You still don't know?
01:03:26Simon Williams, the man you have no business marrying,
01:03:30is CEO of T6 Group.
01:03:32Multi-billionaire. Richest man in the world.
01:03:35Generational wealth.
01:03:37Should I go on?
01:03:40Is that all true?
01:03:44It's still me.
01:03:47Nothing's changed. I was going to tell you today.
01:03:49Everything has changed. You lied to me.
01:03:52Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:03:55You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:00You're not one of us.
01:04:03What do you bring to the table?
01:04:04Mia, shut the fuck up.
01:04:06I'm gonna do it for you.
01:04:09Leslie, wait. Leslie!
01:04:11Leslie, please stop! Look what you did.
01:04:13Simon! Wait!
01:04:16Leslie!
01:04:24You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:27You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:29Leslie, wait, please. Let me explain.
01:04:32Explain what, Simon?
01:04:34Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:36Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:04:39None of that matters!
01:04:40If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:42I'm not upset. I'm hurt.
01:04:46How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:48You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:04:51When you told me to give us a chance,
01:04:53I really thought about it.
01:04:55I really thought that we could be together.
01:04:57Why not?
01:05:02Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:04Look at me. I love you.
01:05:06Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:08Did you even live there before?
01:05:10Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:12I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:14Because deep down in your heart, you believe what Mia said.
01:05:18We aren't from the same world.
01:05:20A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:25Don't follow me. Please.
01:05:36Oh, Leslie. What's happened?
01:05:43What? What?
01:05:45What?
01:05:53God, you really are a loser.
01:05:55Here, have some tea.
01:05:59It's just a breakup. It's not that big a deal.
01:06:02Men are stupid anyways.
01:06:06Yeah, you could say that again.
01:06:08So what's your next step?
01:06:09I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:11I want to go home. I'm tired.
01:06:14Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:18My American dream is dead, Hailey.
01:06:21That's a crock of bull.
01:06:24Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:26Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:28And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:30But he's not that special.
01:06:32At the end of the day, he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:35You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:38Four billion.
01:06:40Get over it.
01:06:41And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:06:52If you decide to go public with this, I will kill myself.
01:06:56T-6 SHAREHOLDERS
01:07:07Hello, and thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:11I have called this press conference because I would like the general public and all of the T-6 shareholders to know two things.
01:07:17Number one, T-6 will not be completing the merger with the white group for the foreseeable future.
01:07:26What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:28I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:30And that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know.
01:07:34I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:38Now, I understand that T-6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security.
01:07:44The rest is sure she is a normal civilian.
01:07:47In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:07:53And I love her very much.
01:07:55Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:02No further questions. I need to go see my wife.
01:08:09I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:12I love her very much.
01:08:14Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:17How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:24Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:27Great. I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:08:34In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:38I love her very much.
01:08:40Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:47I will not be taking any further questions.
01:08:49Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:52Bro, you married the Simon Williams and you let him get away?
01:09:06Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:09Leslie, I'm so sorry.
01:09:12Deep down inside, I think I was afraid to tell you because I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:20As Simon. Not Simon Williams, CEO of T6.
01:09:27The normal guy, Simon.
01:09:30Who likes to cook and eat and who's goofy in selfies and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:37But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:43What are you saying, Simon? That you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:47No, Leslie. What I'm saying is I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:09:53I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you.
01:09:58But what about your family? Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:02Well, that took some persuading.
01:10:06Maybe a threat.
01:10:08But she approves of you.
01:10:10And she even gave something to me to give to you.
01:10:18Leslie, when I'm asking you this, will you marry me again? For real this time?
01:10:29If you don't marry him, I will. Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:10:33Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:37The answer is yes.
01:10:47I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice.
01:10:52If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:10:56Well, James has finally recovered, so he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:02We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
01:11:11You look so beautiful.
01:11:14Hi, James.
01:11:15Hi, Grandma.
01:11:17You are looking better every day.
01:11:19All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:11:23I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
01:11:26Major deja vu moment.
01:11:32Well, I may never know what Simon sees in you, but I've never seen him happier.
01:11:40You're a good one, so thank you. And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:48You know, I've asked him plenty of times, but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:11:55How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:01You know, I've asked him plenty of times, but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:07How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:12He threatened me. He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you.
01:12:17And that if I wanted great-grandchildren, he would have to be with you.
01:12:22He also said that he promised me five great-grandbabies.
01:12:28Five? I didn't agree to that.
01:12:31Well, that was the deal. And I know you're going to honor it.
01:12:38Okay.
01:12:41Amen.
01:12:52Amen.
01:12:53You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:04Amen.
01:13:05You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:11Bravo!
01:13:16I love you, wife.
01:13:17I love you, husband.
01:13:19Give me your bouquet. I need it. I need to get married next.
01:13:23But you're still in college.
01:13:25We're not even going to marry.
01:13:27You'll see.
01:13:34Hey, what are you drinking?
01:13:36Orange juice.
01:13:37So are you single?
01:13:39Yes.
01:13:40Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:43I gotta go.
01:13:44Oh, I'll come with you. No worries at all.
01:13:49You know that I received a direct report that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:53That's green card fraud.
01:13:55No, ma'am. I guarantee that we are very much in love.
01:13:57That's what they all say. How long have you two known each other?
01:14:01Two months.
01:14:02Two months?
01:14:04You expect me to believe that you met, fell in love, and got married all in two months?
01:14:10Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love, and died all in three days.
01:14:15So I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:14:21I've been doing this for 20 years.
01:14:23I see right through you.
01:14:26All I can say is if you don't go out and get me some concrete evidence,
01:14:31then I'm going to deny your claim.
01:14:33Wait, wait. What is concrete evidence?
01:14:36Any children produced by the result of your marriage would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:42Need any other hints?
01:14:47Well, looks like we're going to have to make some babies.
01:14:50Yes.
01:14:54It's okay.

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