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00:00What's it about?
00:01Klemmer's pitch, he was like,
00:03he's like, the concept, interesting.
00:04It's like a mob boss who undergoes a sex change.
00:07I was like, you could argue that's a great or an awful topic for a movie.
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01:23I'll start off with Amelia Perez.
01:27So this movie's nominated for like 13 different Oscars.
01:33Academy Awards.
01:34Tied for the most ever.
01:36I've never even heard of it.
01:37It's called Amelia Perez?
01:39Yes.
01:39It's getting a lot of hate.
01:40People are like, this movie is not good.
01:42Clemmer, I think, just watched it.
01:43Said it's the worst movie to be nominated for Best Picture in 60 years.
01:47It somehow has 13 nominations.
01:50I am fascinated by this movie.
01:52I have to watch it.
01:53What's it about?
01:54Clemmer's pitch.
01:55He was like, he's like, the concept interesting.
01:58It's like a mob boss who undergoes a sex change.
02:00I was like, you could argue that's a great or an awful topic for a movie.
02:07Like that could go either way.
02:08That's true.
02:09But it's getting a lot of hate.
02:10It's about a mob boss who, yeah, goes under a sex change.
02:13It's in Spanish and it's a musical.
02:15Is Selena Gomez in it?
02:16Selena Gomez is in it.
02:17But they talk like broken Spanish the whole time.
02:19So like Spanish people hate it.
02:21And then us Americans hate it because we have to read subtitles.
02:25And they're singing the whole time.
02:26I made it like six minutes in before I turned it off.
02:28So you have to read subtitles the whole time?
02:30So I've been told.
02:31I got six minutes.
02:31I have subtitles on on every movie I watch.
02:34But I like passively because it's in English.
02:36I like passively watch.
02:38I don't think I could read.
02:39You do you do English shows with subtitles?
02:42Always, yeah.
02:43Movies always, always subtitles.
02:44I don't.
02:45I find like I'm just reading the whole time and I'm not really enjoying the show.
02:48I did it for like Squid Games.
02:50Because Squid Games, I can't deal with the English dub.
02:53I find it very corny.
02:55And I like hearing, you know, the passion of the real Korean actors in the movie.
02:59So that I use the subtitles for.
03:02I mean, I have to see this movie.
03:03But anyway, the lead actress is now saying the hate they're getting
03:07is the type of thing that led to the Holocaust.
03:10I would say that might be a tad bit of hyperbole.
03:13But it is getting a lot of hate.
03:15Not quite six million dead in a genocide hate.
03:17But it's getting a lot of hate.
03:20Yeah, but I now need to see this movie.
03:22This almost feels like an elaborate, like, Nathan Fielder prank or something.
03:26Where it's like, can we make the most mid-movie get the most Oscar nominations of all time?
03:30Like, is this a bit by the Academy Awards?
03:32I have no idea.
03:32You know a movie I watched which wasn't good, which everyone said was great?
03:37What's with Jesse Eisenberg?
03:38Oh, A Real Pain.
03:39I love that movie.
03:40Oh, it was awful.
03:41That's one of my favorite movies.
03:42That might be my favorite movie in the last two or three years.
03:45It's just the guy from Succession.
03:47Macaulay Culkin's brother just being the same character.
03:49And then Jesse Eisenberg being the same person he's always been.
03:52A Real Pain is great.
03:52Which plays in both.
03:53Yeah, now, you know, for maybe a simple mind, you can't really comprehend it.
03:57But to me, what I loved about A Real Pain is, like, it just felt more like real life than a movie.
04:03Like, it felt like the dialogue was how people actually talk.
04:06Hey, hey, he's quirky, right?
04:08But don't think anything crazy about it.
04:10That's the whole thing.
04:10It's good.
04:11It's a nice little slice of life.
04:13I mean, you know what?
04:13It broke tropes.
04:15Here's a little movie analysis for you.
04:18You know the scene where they're at dinner?
04:20Kieran Culkin goes to the bathroom.
04:21That was a good scene.
04:22Jesse Eisenberg's talking about him to the table.
04:24He's like, yeah, he's just this difficult guy, blah, blah, blah.
04:27Nine out of 10 movies, Kieran Culkin comes into the room.
04:30He hears him talking about him.
04:32And that's a big fight between the two.
04:34That doesn't happen.
04:35I was like, you know what?
04:35That's a big trope.
04:36There's not some big fight.
04:37Like every movie, two characters.
04:39They get along.
04:40They have big fight.
04:40They make up.
04:41That doesn't really happen.
04:42It's just, it was raw.
04:44It was real.
04:45That was the best scene.
04:45I think that was the, you're making a great point, actually.
04:48I think that was, I think that was the best scene in the whole movie.
04:52The best scene was where there was no.
04:53That was where I like peeled myself off my phone.
04:56Was the best scene.
04:57But yeah, I thought it was really good.
04:59But you know, it's not for everyone.
05:00It's probably better than Amelia Perez.
05:02It's number two on his list of 50.
05:03It was probably my favorite movie of 2024.
05:06Did you watch Anora?
05:07No, that's on my list.
05:08What are these movies?
05:09That was great.
05:10Did you watch it?
05:11Up for best picture.
05:12It's about, is it?
05:13It's about like the prostitute in Brooklyn.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Oh, it's fucking great.
05:16Is the real pain a musical?
05:17No, it is not.
05:21Next up, U.S. border security has threatened to permanently ban Lily Phillips from the U.S.
05:25If she tries to bang a thousand guys under 24 hours.
05:29Listen, I'm all for strict borders.
05:31Close, close those babies up.
05:33Here we go.
05:33We're doing a good job, but you gotta let Lily Phillips in.
05:38I, I, I think she's getting a little too much hate.
05:41I'm going to say I'd fuck Lily Phillips.
05:44If there were.
05:45Me too.
05:47No, nevermind.
05:47Yeah, I see her and Bonnie Blue look exactly the same.
05:51Yeah, they're doing, they're in like a, someone had a very funny tweet.
05:53It's like a cold, cold whore or something.
05:55Civil war.
05:56Yeah.
05:57So basically Bonnie Blue, who slept with the 1057 guys, Lily Phillips claims that was her idea.
06:03That's not an idea.
06:04And then Bonnie Blue stole it.
06:06So when she was trying to go in, the border patrol stopped her and said,
06:09you need a permit to fuck this many guys in the United States.
06:12Yeah.
06:12It's not exactly stealing the script to like the departed.
06:15Like it's, it's a pretty basic concept.
06:16No, that's not just fucking a lot of people.
06:18It's not an idea.
06:19That's like a public domain idea.
06:21Where do you even find, I've looked for the video and I can't find it.
06:24Where is it?
06:25It's just on OnlyFans or on like her own website.
06:28I don't know.
06:28I'm just so fascinated.
06:30Is every guy she fucks on video?
06:33I think it's literally like a, like there's like a GoPro in the corner and it's just one
06:37after the other after the other.
06:38Damn.
06:39Oh, that's good.
06:39She was going to the AVNs and that's why she got, I guess she's not even from here.
06:43She's going to the AVNs and that's how they're British.
06:46Do the, um, the border security, whoever denied Bonnie Blue, he can't ban her from the United
06:51States.
06:52Can he?
06:52I don't know how that works.
06:53I have no idea.
06:54I just, I can't imagine that guy has.
06:56I mean, it'd be a funny like work visa to apply for.
06:58Like I need a work visa.
07:00I need to fuck a lot of guys.
07:00I love how he knew too.
07:02And she had a funny quote in the interview.
07:04She said the guy at border patrol was like, uh, he's like, you're here to fuck a thousand
07:08guys.
07:08And she goes, yes.
07:10And he's like, and they detained her for 10 hours.
07:12I think she was, she must've been looking.
07:14I mean, she was looking for something too, cause she was coming for the, um, the pun
07:18intended.
07:18She went for the, um, the porn awards, right?
07:21AVNs.
07:22Don't just say that.
07:23Like she.
07:24Glunny was going to get a crack at her.
07:27Balls.
07:29But she didn't have to say she was.
07:31She didn't have to say she was fucking a thousand guys.
07:33She was.
07:33I kind of feel like she was.
07:34Yeah.
07:36I'm getting dinner.
07:38Or just fuck the border patrol agent.
07:39Add them to the roster.
07:40They're not like looking for a reason to deny a British girl entry to the United States,
07:45right?
07:45Like she did.
07:46She, I don't know.
07:47Maybe not.
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08:37Next up, we've got a 400 pound female rapper who goes by dank to Moss.
08:42She's suing lift after a driver refused her service for not being able to fit in her car.
08:48I feel like she's going to lose that lawsuit.
08:50Yeah.
08:50The lawyer says it's the same thing as like race, religion, like other kinds of discrimination,
08:55but the difference is, and I do understand that people have issues with weight,
08:59genetic issues, thyroid issues, whatever.
09:01The difference is you can lose weight if you just fucking stop eating taco bell at four
09:07in the morning and you take care of yourself a little bit fucking better.
09:10So the guy, when she pulled up, I guess she said that he like made a face.
09:14And so she pulled out her phone and started filming.
09:16Did you see the video?
09:17Yeah, it was unbelievable.
09:19It was a off minute.
09:20Watch, but like if, if she legitimately couldn't fit in his car that I don't, she said she
09:28that's what I was going to say.
09:29My gut told me she was going to get something.
09:31Not that I like agree or don't agree, but she wasn't as big as I thought she was going to be.
09:36Really?
09:37Like she really was like, she's huge.
09:38I mean, she is, she is giant.
09:40She's a fat.
09:40So, but she could have fit in that car.
09:44Her body looks like she's okay.
09:46She fits in your car.
09:48That's all I'm saying.
09:48She fits in.
09:49You need like a Toyota.
09:51Yeah.
09:52Okay.
09:52What type of car was it?
09:53It was a Mercedes.
09:54It was like a, it was like a Mercedes sedan.
09:57If he pulled, if he pulls his front seat up a little bit, she fits.
10:00But the problem is she's the type of fat where it's like her body is on backwards.
10:03It's like the front is like big.
10:05Oh my God.
10:06That fits in a, she fits in a car.
10:09But I just can't believe she went to the internet for sympathy.
10:11That's the last place that you want to go.
10:13That's the only place you go for sympathy.
10:14What are you talking about?
10:15This kind of set.
10:16Did you see the replies on her thing?
10:17It's brutal.
10:19I don't know.
10:20I just think.
10:21I like, and I love Dank DeVos.
10:23I just kind of think she's going to get something.
10:24I just kind of think she's going to win.
10:26Do you, you really think that she wouldn't fit in a car?
10:30I don't think she would fit in that car now.
10:32No, I just, maybe, maybe I'm way misjudging this.
10:35I just, when I saw her, I was expecting her to be like.
10:38That was bigger.
10:38600.
10:39I was expecting like 600 pound life.
10:40I mean, she's not far off.
10:42600 pound life.
10:43That's like 111 pounds away.
10:45That's like a whole.
10:46Isn't it the driver's right to refuse someone?
10:48She, the three of us probably don't wait.
10:49Or no, we, we do three of us, but.
10:52We're probably in the ballpark.
10:53She's three.
10:55How much do you want?
10:56I'm like 170.
10:59Yeah.
11:00I mean, that's, you know, I get it.
11:03My guess is that she's fit in that car.
11:06To be fair to Dank DeVos.
11:08She does need to take Ubers and lifts.
11:10She needs to get around, but yeah.
11:12If it's a legitimate space issue.
11:14I don't know what the rules like, I just don't think.
11:17It's definitely not the same as like denying someone on race or gender.
11:22So like, I think the driver said it was, it would up his tires.
11:26That also kind of pissed me off a little bit too.
11:28That like, if you're driving lift, then like, you don't really get to like.
11:33Like brag about your sick car and how you have to protect it.
11:36You also like if he has two or three people, they're going to outweigh her.
11:40Also that, yes.
11:41Yeah.
11:42Maybe I'm on Dank DeVos's side.
11:43I think I am.
11:44I think that's the best point, which I didn't even think about for some reason.
11:48Three people in their back seat.
11:49Right.
11:49Three, 200 pound guys.
11:51Who is this asshole to deny Dank DeVos?
11:53Who?
11:54Do you know Dank DeVos?
11:55She is a great rapper.
11:56I do now.
11:56She is a phenomenal rapper.
12:00Then we got a Logan versus Jake Paul teaser fight.
12:04They put it out, I believe HBO Max, like March 27th or something like that.
12:09Yeah.
12:10I mean, listen, when I found out this news, I was like, oh wow.
12:14Like I, that, that, that piqued my interest.
12:17I'm not, I haven't been too big on celebrity fights.
12:20I watched the Jake Paul, Mike Tyson one.
12:24But yeah, I mean, two brothers fighting each other.
12:26That, I get it.
12:28That's got to be the storyline because for anyone who has a brother and has fought their
12:33brother, you know that whenever you fight your brother, it always starts off friendly,
12:38but then there becomes a point where it just gets so serious.
12:42Like me and my brother used to fight growing up and my dad would sit there and watch us
12:45and he'd go, will laughter turn to tears?
12:48And it always did.
12:50And I think this is going to be a better fight, obviously, than Paul, than Jake and Tyson,
12:54because they're actually going to beat the shit out of each other.
12:56They know each other's limits.
12:57They know each other's weaknesses, each other's strengths.
13:00Logan Paul is actually a good boxer.
13:02Is he?
13:03Well, Jake Paul is better, but I think older brother, there's intangibles.
13:07Like older brother always wins.
13:08He's bigger.
13:09Logan Paul's bigger.
13:10How tall is Jake Paul?
13:11He's like 5'10 maybe?
13:13It's not something I have stowed away in my book.
13:15Yeah.
13:15Logan Paul's like a tall, like long guy.
13:17What's Logan Paul?
13:18How much has he boxed?
13:20I'm a little worried.
13:21He's got a few.
13:22He's got a big celebrity fight.
13:23He did.
13:23Okay.
13:23So he's got a boy name out there?
13:26Yes.
13:27Yeah.
13:27I think you're right.
13:28Yeah.
13:28Yeah.
13:28In like Japan or something.
13:30Yeah.
13:31So they're going to laugh all the way to the bank.
13:32I mean, it's going to be.
13:34They're saying that it's like a fake promo.
13:36It's not actually a promo for a fight that they might just be.
13:38What makes people say that?
13:40Insiders say they're promoting a reality show on Max.
13:44Because it doesn't specifically say like.
13:47They're saying it's not, it might lead to a fight,
13:49but this isn't specifically for a fight.
13:51I mean, it would be dumb if they don't eventually.
13:53I think that feels like the natural progression.
13:55But also they're probably going to drag it out longer than that.
13:58Yeah.
13:58It's kind of a good point.
13:59Marketing geniuses.
14:01Um, post show, uh, roan.com is Pete.
14:05Text around, see if Ron's around.
14:07He is doing KFC radio, I think.
14:10But, um, so yeah, new morning show.
14:12He launched 9 a.m.
14:13Wednesdays on YouTube on roan.com.
14:17YouTube.
14:18Uh, I, I watched on it today.
14:19I was the, I was the first white guest.
14:21First Caucasian.
14:22Yeah.
14:22Spanky, uh, Sparky Spanky Sparky who went in before me.
14:26Uh, so he has first guest, but first Caucasian guest.
14:29It can add to my mantle.
14:31I think it's going to be a great show.
14:32He's got a lot of good ideas.
14:34One-on-one basketball tournament.
14:36She won, uh, the, this I, I never heard of, but he, he talked about it on the show.
14:42As if it was an idea of a trolley problem party.
14:46Where there's a bunch of people at a party.
14:48And one person gets designated as the decision maker.
14:51And you either have to kick someone out of the party or a pre-selected three people get
14:55kicked out of the party.
14:56Oh, wow.
14:57Um, I think it's going to be good.
14:58I think it's, you know, New York office needs like a live show like that.
15:02Um, I think it'll be a fun way to get everyone involved.
15:05And, uh, Ron, Ron's a genius, very creative mind.
15:08So I think it's going to be great.
15:09Check out roan.com.
15:10I like his idea of stealing all of Chris Clemmer's ideas and just doing them.
15:15He did say he wants to do, I think Roan should really lean into anything.
15:18Chris Clemmer does.
15:19He just also Chris Clemmer's ratting movie, New York city facts.
15:25Yeah.
15:26Rat race.
15:27Roan's Chris Clemmer's rat race presented by roan.com.
15:32Yeah, exactly.
15:33That'd be good.
15:35So yeah.
15:36Check that out.
15:36You guys got anything else?
15:38Yeah, you got some.
15:39Oh yeah.
15:39Oh my God.
15:40So for those that don't know.
15:43Uh, one of my new year's resolutions was to start liking Diet Coke.
15:47Uh, I always, I get jealous when I'm left out of things and people like Diet Coke a lot.
15:51They always talk about, Oh, I like Diet Coke.
15:53My little treat I get to have every day.
15:56People Trump's got a Diet Coke button in the Oval Office.
15:59Oh, that's why.
16:00No, I didn't even know that until when I started it.
16:02Uh, yeah, he has a Diet Coke button where you just press the button.
16:05Someone brings him the biggest, here's the biggest Diet Coke queen.
16:07We got your big Diet Coke.
16:10Me too.
16:10Now come talk about it, Joe.
16:12Come talk about Diet Coke.
16:13So yeah.
16:13So I said, you know what I'm going to do?
16:15I'm going to drink Diet Coke every day until I force myself to like it.
16:19I put all the videos on Twitter or sorry, on TikTok, Instagram, YouTube shorts.
16:24I felt Twitter would be a little too mean about it.
16:26So I said, you know what?
16:27Unless you behave Twitter, you don't get it.
16:29So I figured this is more for TikTok.
16:31Took off.
16:32Absolutely took off.
16:33People saying I'm the face of Diet Coke.
16:35A lot of people saying that, you know, they'd killed themselves if I stopped.
16:38People are ordering you Diet Cokes while you're out.
16:40People, yeah.
16:41And that was like day three.
16:42I literally went to a bar.
16:44Nate was there and a guy sent over or the waitress brought me a Diet Coke.
16:48I was like, what is this?
16:50And she's like, this guy over there.
16:51I was shocked when I saw that you were still,
16:53I think like yesterday I was like, he's still doing that.
16:56Yeah.
16:59So it's just the can.
17:00And that's the one I had to say that I ended up liking.
17:02Ice cold can.
17:03And you drink it out of the can.
17:04Out of the can.
17:04I felt when I poured it over ice, I feel like it gets a little watered down.
17:08And the fuzz goes away.
17:09Right out of the can.
17:10I drank the whole can.
17:11And I felt like, you know, we'll see.
17:14I just posted the video.
17:14So I hope people don't think it's anticlimactic.
17:16But what I can't plan for the day I was going to like Diet Coke, right?
17:19Like that would be disingenuous.
17:21If I said, today's the day I like Diet Coke.
17:23Well, you're authentic, if nothing else.
17:24If nothing else, Tommy's authentic.
17:26And I like Diet Coke.
17:27So I like it now.
17:28Now, maybe tomorrow I'll start day one of liking Diet Coke.
17:30Well, welcome.
17:31Welcome to the group.
17:31I would like to do maybe like a.
17:36Maybe I'll do like a Washington squirt.
17:38You know, people do like come watch me Cheetos.
17:41Yeah.
17:41Maybe I'll have everyone come watch me drink a Diet Coke.
17:44You should do like, you could do all sorts of things for 30 days.
17:46Like smoke crack for 30 days.
17:48I was going to say, it's a lot.
17:50Drink a bottle of vodka a day until you like it.
17:52Yeah.
17:52So there's certainly chemicals in Diet Coke that I think overtook my brain to the point
17:56where today I was like, I'm looking forward to my Diet Coke.
17:58And I think that's a good sign.
18:00I tasted it.
18:01I said, you know what?
18:01That's just no notes.
18:02That's just kind of how.
18:04It's a little, it's a little.
18:06It's a similar to.
18:06You would hate heroin if you did it right now.
18:09But a couple of weeks later.
18:10Right.
18:11You would love it.
18:13I feel like most people like it pretty, pretty immediately.
18:19No, it took me a few times.
18:20I had a terrible time at first.
18:22Really?
18:22Oh yeah.
18:23Puking and.
18:24But you powered through.
18:25Yeah, but you powered through.
18:26Exactly.
18:28Yeah, I'm going to stick to Diet Coke.
18:29But I guess maybe 2026.
18:31To each his own.
18:32I like Tommy comparing his Diet Coke addiction to that.
18:36I didn't compare that.
18:37He did.
18:38What about kissing dude?
18:39You kiss one dude every day.
18:41Until I'm gay.
18:42Kissing a dude every day until I'm gay.
18:44Just like a little peck.
18:45Just a.
18:46Dude, you might.
18:47It might only take 30.
18:48Just touch one penis a day.
18:50I'd almost rather fuck a guy than make out.
18:52All right, you can fuck me.
18:53Fine.
18:53There's something very romantic about.
18:56Yeah, it seems less gay to have sex with.
18:57It is.
18:58I think it genuinely might be just right.
19:00All right.
19:00That's the rundown.
19:01All right.
19:01That's the rundown.
19:06All right.
19:07That's the rundown.