El Presidente | One Bite
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00:00All right, pizza review time.
00:11We are at the Baker and the Barista, right?
00:15Yeah, I didn't know if it was the Barista or the Baker.
00:19Ironically, this is like five minutes from where I live in Miami.
00:23I'm almost out of pizza places in Miami.
00:25Nowhere to go.
00:26I've done them all.
00:27So I Googled, and this place at Good Reviews, it's been here for a year.
00:33It's a Baker and a Barista.
00:34A coffee maker and a baker made it, opened it together.
00:37Lady, I talked to her, super nice.
00:40Like I'm rooting for her.
00:42She's like, you know, what you want?
00:43She's like, are you local?
00:44Yes.
00:45Well, why haven't you been here before?
00:46It's like, I just found out about it.
00:49What'd you come for?
00:50The pizza.
00:53Really small batch.
00:54They didn't have cheese.
00:55Look at that.
00:56Look at that.
00:57And they didn't have cheese.
00:58The margarita.
00:59She's like, sometimes we do margarita, sometimes we don't do margarita.
01:02So I had no choice to go off game plan.
01:05Something the Buffalo Bills could not do.
01:08Something the Buffalo Bills could not do when the Chiefs did that blitz.
01:11They couldn't go off plan, and they lost.
01:13I can go off plan.
01:14So we have a four cheese broccoli and a pepperoni spicy.
01:18It looks great.
01:21So we'll start with, I think the four cheese will be more, I mean, take the broccoli off.
01:26It's just a four cheese, right?
01:27So one bite.
01:28Everyone knows the rules.
01:29I told her, I go, if this is good, because they did small, I'm like, you're not gonna
01:34be able to keep up with demand.
01:35Because she did ask, she's like, what do you do?
01:36It's like, oh, I review pizza.
01:37She had no idea.
01:38She's like, oh, that's a cute little thing.
01:41That's cute.
01:42Like, do you have an Instagram?
01:43Like, do you even know it?
01:44I'm like, if I get this good review, you're not gonna be able to keep up with the demand.
01:49She's like, don't you worry about that.
01:50I will.
01:51We'll see.
01:52One bite.
01:53Everyone knows the rules.
01:54The baker and the barista, it's right off this game, kind of near, like, Mandalay.
02:13Now this one, that didn't taste like an old pizza for me.
02:16It's very good, but it's not, I don't even know how to review it.
02:24I don't know how to review this, because it's not cheese.
02:47I think this could be a low eight, if it was cheese.
02:51But I don't review non-cheese.
02:55So what am I supposed to do?
02:57Start crying like Matt James and his girlfriend in Japan, because the menu's not what I need?
03:01You just start bawling?
03:02Like, oh my God, this isn't the menu I need, and then there's tears.
03:07Yes, I saw a little of that on Call Her Day.
03:09Matt James, by the way, former bachelor, former guest on a One Bite Review.
03:13Can you imagine every time you go out to eat, you're recording, and the menu's off, you
03:18just start crying?
03:20Ugh.
03:21Um.
03:25How do I review this?
03:26Does this count if you just take a bite with no pepperoni?
03:29I don't know why we had to zoom in there, but.
03:35Okay, broccoli in the ground.
03:39I'm just going with seven-nine on the quality, but it's not, I may come back and do a margarita
03:45review.
03:48I also got, as a bonus, an oil cake.
03:52Why?
03:53Do you remember Tafasio's?
03:55I don't even want to eat this, because I want all the pizza.
04:04That's a nine-four.
04:06This just knocked my dick off.
04:07My dick's on the floor right now.
04:09By the way, this is a spicy pepperoni, it's burning my insides.
04:19Mmm.
04:20Baker and barista, started a year ago, with a baker and a barista, small business.
04:31This place is spectacular.
04:34Everything in it, I can tell, is so fresh and great, and this oil cake's like a nine-one.
04:41It's not Tafasio's in Troy, but it's pretty damn close.
04:45I think the pizza, depending on what you get, you know it's fresh, the mix and the toppings
04:49would be in the eights if I got the margarita.
04:51Overall, baker and barista, can't recommend it enough.
04:53A little small place, hidden, it's not live, you're not going to hear, mm-mm-mm, it's not
04:5911, it's just a lady, a baker, and a barista making great shit.
05:04It's open, I think, from like seven in the morning to 3.30, there you go, review.