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00:00Don't drink and drive!
00:03Tonight, the battle for the sub-MC position has finally come to an end.
00:09Don't forget to make a decision!
00:13Last time, it was a photo shoot battle.
00:17Sakurazaka46's Takemoto took on the Gakuya Report.
00:21This time...
00:23This was a self-studio, wasn't it?
00:26Last time, it was the Onuma World.
00:29And also...
00:30I can see the number!
00:32The pro-wrestler, Unagi, took on the Gakuya Report.
00:37What's wrong with your head?!
00:40Tonight, the sub-MC will be decided by...
00:44The Queen!
00:46Who's next?
00:48Let's go with Onuma-san.
00:50Why?!
00:51I'm scared!
00:53I'm sure you know what's going to happen.
00:56Yes, I know.
00:58I usually react a lot.
01:01I won't let you get bored.
01:03That's right.
01:04The studio doesn't do the reporting.
01:06So you have to express it more.
01:09You have to show it to the audience.
01:11See you later!
01:13Good luck!
01:16Will Onuma be able to handle Mayurika Nakatani's strategy?
01:22Let's go, Onuma-san!
01:25It's the start.
01:29Wait, wait, wait!
01:31You went too far!
01:36You went too far!
01:38From now on...
01:40Stop it!
01:41Mayurika Nakatani's Gakuya!
01:45Let's hear it!
01:47Let's go!
01:48This is a prank.
01:50Excuse me.
01:52You knocked on the door.
01:54It smells good.
01:57What's that smell?
02:00What's that?
02:01What's that on the wall?
02:03What's that?
02:04Wow!
02:05Is that a memo?
02:08It looks like a student's room.
02:10What's that?
02:11He thinks about comedy every day.
02:14That's so stoic.
02:16He says all the jokes in the world.
02:19He watches three comedy DVDs a day.
02:23That's so stoic.
02:26Wow!
02:27Nakatani-san, you're a hard worker.
02:30You don't have to say that.
02:32Wow!
02:33He says all the jokes in the world.
02:37That's amazing.
02:39Is that a school uniform?
02:41That's a school uniform.
02:43That's amazing.
02:44There's something suspicious on the wall.
02:49That's scary.
02:50There's something on the wall.
02:52What's that?
02:53It says it's a seal.
02:56What does it seal?
02:59It's a seal.
03:01A seal?
03:02It's a self-defense weapon.
03:04I see.
03:07What does that mean?
03:09Don't talk to me.
03:12What does that mean?
03:14Don't talk to me.
03:16It could be a car accident.
03:19I don't want to be in a car accident.
03:22It could be a self-defense weapon.
03:25It's a self-defense weapon.
03:28Don't talk to me.
03:30What's that?
03:31It's a seal.
03:33Did you notice that?
03:35What's that?
03:36It's my favorite book.
03:39Did you read it?
03:41Can I open it?
03:43Can I open it?
03:45I'll open it.
03:47How about the first page?
03:49Wow!
03:51Is that really Ueda-san?
03:54That's a different autograph.
03:56I've received autographs three or four times.
04:00This is a different autograph.
04:03I'll look at my computer.
04:05He has a computer.
04:08He guided me.
04:11What is that?
04:14What is that?
04:15Is that an auction site?
04:17Is that?
04:20Is he trying to sell autographs?
04:24That's a fake autograph.
04:26Is he trying to sell autographs?
04:29That's not good.
04:31This is unforgivable!
04:34I'm angry.
04:36You can't say it!
04:38You can't say it!
04:39You have to express it.
04:40Express it.
04:41The corner has changed.
04:42It was a strange room.
04:45But Nakatani-san was a hard worker.
04:49I was happy.
04:51That's all from me.
04:55I'm happy.
04:56It's good, isn't it?
04:57It's like a studio.
04:59That's right.
05:03It was a new type of report.
05:05I've never seen it before.
05:09That's great.
05:11I'm glad.
05:12I'm glad.
05:13You may not have much experience with reports.
05:15How was it?
05:16It was really fun.
05:19I've never seen a dressing room like that before.
05:22I was surprised.
05:23Really?
05:24Yes.
05:25Really?
05:26Yes.
05:27I'm sorry.
05:28It's not true.
05:29I'm sorry.
05:30I wanted you to stop it.
05:32I was a little stoic.
05:34I wanted you to stop trying to show off your talent.
05:38That's not good.
05:39That's right.
05:40I'm sorry.
05:41Everyone, please score it with 100 points.
05:4655 points!
05:51I think it's better than the impression.
05:54The first appearance was great.
05:57He came back to the stage.
06:00He went to the dressing room and covered the stage as if he were a watermelon.
06:10He was guided by him.
06:12He was full of emotions.
06:15He loved Ueda-san, so he was angry.
06:18He said he was angry.
06:21He should have been more excited.
06:24I want to beat up Mr. Nakatani.
06:27He's going to beat up Mr. Nakatani with his emotions.
06:29Ouch!
06:3542 points!
06:39Please forgive me.
06:40What was that?
06:41What was that?
06:43I was hitting him.
06:45Next, Suzuki Anna, who is in charge of reporting, will challenge.
06:50As an announcer, I want to convey the real atmosphere of the scene.
06:56I'm looking forward to it.
06:58He's a real news reporter.
07:02He may be able to give the correct answer.
07:04Please go ahead.
07:05I'll go.
07:09It's better to see it first and then change the response.
07:14Of course, 75 points is a good score.
07:1775 points is the top factor.
07:19I was there waiting for you two to report.
07:24That's impossible.
07:27I can't believe it.
07:29I was surprised.
07:31She's a scary woman.
07:33They are waiting for you.
07:36Everyone is waiting for you.
07:37I'm going to do my best.
07:39Everyone is waiting for you.
07:42It's true.
07:44Now, it looks like everything is ready.
07:46It looks like she's going to report.
07:48Suzuki-san, please come to the scene.
07:50Yes.
07:54Is that an announcer?
07:56She's a bit surprised.
07:58The announcer is doing this?
08:00Yes, this is Suzuki at the scene.
08:02It's been a long time.
08:04This is Noda Crystal's dressing room.
08:06I'd like to go in right away.
08:08Are you going in?
08:10Are you okay?
08:12Noda-san, are you okay?
08:14That's dangerous.
08:16Look, it's pitch black inside.
08:18I can see a ray of light.
08:20I'm curious about this area.
08:22Please pay attention to this area.
08:24I'll go in right away.
08:26No, no, no.
08:28Excuse me.
08:30It's dark.
08:32It's scary.
08:34Please look.
08:36There is only one flashlight in the dark room.
08:38It's illuminated.
08:40Can I see it?
08:42What does this flashlight mean?
08:44I'll use this flashlight to look in the room.
08:46She's good at reporting.
08:48What is it?
08:50On the desk,
08:52December 12th, Ueda.
08:54There is a tele-morning note.
08:56What is it?
08:58December 12th.
09:00This is today's date.
09:04Ueda-san, you're here today, right?
09:06What does this mean?
09:10Please look at this wall.
09:12There are many pictures of celebrities.
09:161, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
09:20There are 8 pictures.
09:22And look at this.
09:24There are pictures of Ueda-san.
09:26The two members of the Crimshu
09:28don't have a penalty.
09:30And one more thing.
09:32Bakushomon Tai-san doesn't have a penalty either.
09:34It's not today.
09:36It's not today.
09:38What does the penalty mean?
09:40It's scary.
09:42Is it after the attack?
09:44Is it from now on?
09:46There are only two groups left.
09:48And look at this.
09:50I found a weapon.
09:52I found a weapon.
09:54Here it is.
09:56Is it a gun?
09:58It's a pretty solid rifle.
10:00It's in there.
10:02You can shoot it right now.
10:04You can shoot it right now.
10:06No way.
10:08It's a pretty big gun.
10:10It's as long as my arm.
10:12If you use this,
10:14Ueda-san might be killed
10:16in one shot.
10:18Is that so?
10:20He found out.
10:22It's impossible today.
10:24It's impossible today.
10:26Ueda-san's attack may begin.
10:28Ueda-san,
10:30please be careful.
10:32Why are you sending it calmly?
10:34That's all.
10:36It's from Suzuki.
10:38That's all?
10:40It's over.
10:42There was no change.
10:44It's a little weird.
10:46It's a little weird.
10:48It's a little blurry.
10:50It's a little blurry.
10:52It's a little blurry.
10:54It's a little blurry.
10:56It's a little blurry.
10:58That's all correct.
11:00You're losing money right now.
11:02Is that the right position?
11:04Let's all lose money.
11:06Why?
11:08I don't want to lose money.
11:10Let's all lose money.
11:12Great.
11:16How was it, Suzuki?
11:18I was able to convey the real feeling of the scene.
11:20I was able to convey the real feeling of the scene.
11:22I was able to convey the real feeling of the scene.
11:24I understand.
11:26I'll give you 50 points.
11:28I'll give you 50 points.
11:30I lost.
11:32I lost.
11:34It's a low score.
11:36The beginning was very easy.
11:38The beginning was very easy.
11:40It's a good thing.
11:42It's a good thing.
11:44I was looking for a good shot.
11:46It's a good thing.
11:48Don't say that.
11:50It's a good thing.
11:52Don't say that.
11:54I was skating like impossible.
11:56I love skating so much.
11:58I like figure skating so much.
12:00I like figure skating so much.
12:02I like skating so much.
12:04You are correct to 40 points.
12:06Please comment on me.
12:08That's bad.
12:12At first,
12:14That's bad.
12:16At first,
12:18It's a shame.
12:20It's a shame.
12:22Wait.
12:23You still have a chance, don't you?
12:24Yes, I do. I still have a chance to beat Unagi-san.
12:27Unagi-san, I've heard that you like this kind of thing.
12:30For example, when you're in a good mood,
12:33or when you're in a good mood,
12:35or when you're in a good mood,
12:37Yes, I came here to win today.
12:39Yes, good luck!
12:40Let's go!
12:42Let's go!
12:43Let's do it!
12:44I'm glad to hear that, Asakura-san.
12:46You're so reliable.
12:48If you have a meeting next time, please call me.
12:52What?
12:53What do you mean?
12:55I don't need a meeting.
12:57I'm the only one who's cheating.
12:59I'm the only one who's cheating.
13:01I'm sorry.
13:02We all want to be fair.
13:04No, no, it's okay.
13:06I'll see you next time, Unagi-san.
13:08Let's come up with a plan just for the two of us.
13:10Sounds good.
13:11How about a date?
13:12A date?
13:13Sounds good.
13:14That would be fun.
13:16That would be fun.
13:18That would be fun, of course.
13:21That would be fun, of course.
13:23But I'm a bit old for a long shoot.
13:28But you're 38 years old, Unagi-san.
13:30Isn't it fine?
13:31I've been working out, so I can't do a shoot for more than 3 hours.
13:35How about a lunch date?
13:36Why do you want to join us?
13:38I don't care.
13:39What?
13:40I don't care.
13:41I don't care.
13:42I don't care.
13:43I don't care.
13:44I don't care.
13:45I don't care.
13:46I don't care.
13:47I don't care.
13:48I don't care.
13:49I don't care.
13:50Is this Tokyo?
13:51Yes.
13:55There are two cards.
13:56Next on GAYA Reports…
13:58…Unagi's about to go wild!
14:05Can the pro wrestler Unagi…
14:06…do a report well?
14:09It's that report time, isn't it!
14:12Umagi-san to the stage!
14:13Show! Show! Show!
14:17That's not it.
14:20Ta-da!
14:21I'm Sayaka Unagi from Kabukimono!
14:25Today, I'd like to show you how weak I am in the dressing room of Hasegawa Shinobu.
14:33Hey, I'm going to show you how weak I am!
14:36Don't make it sound like your own gag.
14:39Don't do it.
14:41Good, good.
14:43You can do it, Unagi-san.
14:45You can do it, Unagi-san.
14:47You're not a second.
14:48You're doing great so far.
14:50Don't be shy, Sayaka-san!
14:52Hey, stop it!
14:53Muscle protein.
14:56Garbage.
14:57This is no mistake.
15:00Wait a minute.
15:01Small.
15:02A photo as small as today's existence.
15:05No, no, no.
15:06Look at this.
15:07I've got an arrow too.
15:09Don't be shy.
15:12I thought you wouldn't get it.
15:14Is this real?
15:15Don't be shy.
15:16Hey, stop it.
15:17It's my business.
15:18Stop it.
15:19There's nothing there.
15:21Don't waste your time there.
15:22There's nothing there.
15:24You've got a great one.
15:26That's good.
15:27I'm not excited.
15:28What's that?
15:31What's that?
15:32I found a card!
15:33Lucky!
15:34I'm not excited.
15:35That's normal.
15:37Don't show the number.
15:38It's a normal card.
15:40It's on the screen.
15:42I saw the number.
15:44It's not there.
15:48I don't have cash.
15:49What's in it?
15:50I really don't have cash.
15:51It's good, but I'm not excited.
15:53What's in it?
15:54A card and...
15:55Hey!
15:56Did you find something?
15:57There are two cards.
15:59Two cards?
16:00Two cards.
16:01It's on the screen.
16:02It's on the screen.
16:04It's on the screen.
16:05It doesn't matter.
16:07I've never seen it on TV.
16:09Don't show it.
16:10It's hard to edit.
16:13It's hard to edit.
16:15Can you read the address?
16:17Tokyo and...
16:18Yes.
16:21Yes.
16:23What's wrong with your head?
16:27Hey!
16:28I told you it's not there!
16:30Hey!
16:32Hurry up!
16:33What's that?
16:35That's all for now.
16:36Yes.
16:37Time's up!
16:39This guy is really bad.
16:41This guy is really bad.
16:44He's really bad.
16:46Everyone is shopping now.
16:50It's hell.
16:51Did you set it up?
16:53I didn't set it up.
16:55There are a lot of tricks.
16:57I only did one.
16:59I only did one.
17:01I only did one.
17:03Good job!
17:05That's a violation of the rules.
17:07Did you set it up?
17:09Yes.
17:10Did you bring it?
17:11I didn't set it up.
17:12Are you a thief?
17:14Why did you try to steal my card?
17:17It's a perfect score.
17:19It's a perfect score.
17:2090 points!
17:22I don't need it.
17:23I don't need it.
17:24I don't need it.
17:25I don't need it.
17:26I don't need it.
17:27I don't need it.
17:28I don't need it.
17:29I don't need it.
17:30I don't need it.
17:32I thought you were a reporter.
17:34But you are a thief.
17:36I didn't do anything.
17:38This is the last game.
17:41This is the last game.
17:43Who had the most high-fives?
17:51I talked to the assistant.
17:54It's important to communicate with entertainers.
17:57Actually, all the entertainers had high-fives.
18:03We communicated with them.
18:06Actually, we watched them all the time.
18:09The person who had the most high-fives won.
18:13Here is the result.
18:15Suzuki had two high-fives.
18:18Takemoto had one high-five.
18:19Onuma had one high-five.
18:20Unagi had zero high-fives.
18:23In this game...
18:26I have zero high-fives.
18:28What?
18:29Unagi had one high-five.
18:31That's not true.
18:33I thought he had more than 20 high-fives.
18:36Suzuki had a lot of high-fives.
18:39But everyone had two high-fives.
18:43That's not true.
18:46I will do it here.
18:48Free!
18:51It's over.
18:53It's over if you do that.
18:55It's free time from now on.
18:59It's over if you do that.
19:01I will appeal to UEDA here for free.
19:06Takemoto, please.
19:08I recently started to play the role of Mawashi in a variety show.
19:14Until now, I played the role of GAIA.
19:17Many people watched the show.
19:20Now I play the role of Sakuramichi.
19:23So I think I have the ability to play the role of Mawashi.
19:27You can play the role of Mawashi when you become a player.
19:30I can play the role of Mawashi.
19:32Suzuki.
19:33I'm an announcer and an office worker.
19:35I'm a person who writes songs.
19:37So it's the cheapest to play the role of Mawashi.
19:40I don't have to pay for it.
19:42It's free.
19:44I only have to pay for it.
19:46It's free.
19:48I can pay for other guests.
19:50That's good.
19:51If you play the role of Mawashi, the dressing room will be full.
19:55I'm glad.
19:57Onuma.
19:58I know a lot about UEDA.
20:02I was born on May 7, 1970.
20:07I have explosive power.
20:10I don't think so.
20:13You have explosive power.
20:16Are you familiar with math?
20:18What is math?
20:22Gorillas are all type B.
20:25That's right.
20:27You can do it.
20:30Type B is like Aki.
20:34You have explosive power.
20:37Unagi.
20:38When I play a punishment game, I will attack everyone.
20:44So I will attack Hasegawa.
20:48What kind of punishment game is it?
20:50What is it?
20:51Ouch.
20:52Stretching.
20:56Or.
20:58Or.
20:59Or.
21:00Or Hasegawa.
21:01Or.
21:02Or.
21:03Don't touch me.
21:05I want to see more.
21:06The game is over.
21:10The appeal time is over.
21:12What happened?
21:15What happened?
21:16The appeal time is over.
21:19Then.
21:20Announcement.
21:21Please.
21:22Please.
21:24Announcement.
21:27If you have an assistant, please announce it.
21:33Then.
21:34Announcement.
21:35Please.
21:36Please.
21:37Horiyu.
21:44Since it's a close game, I want the assistant to be smart.
21:51Why?
21:53That's overwhelming.
21:54Let's play the second time.
21:59Please change the second.
22:02Who do you want to change today?
22:04Who do you want as your partner?
22:06Eh, why?
22:10What should I do?
22:12No, no, no.
22:14It's pretty good.
22:16I'm going to switch!
22:18I'm going to go with Onuma-san!
22:20In that case, Onuma-san, who do you want?
22:24Yamazoe-san?
22:26Okay, Yamazoe-san, go in the back.
22:28Let's move on.
22:30Okay, so Takemoto-san, who do you want?
22:32It's Noda-san.
22:34I understand.
22:35What about you, Suzuki-san?
22:36Joe...
22:37He's here.
22:39Oh, he's here.
22:40I don't like you being in front of me.
22:44This is a bit of a fight.
22:46Then, without any changes!
22:49Go back to your original position!
22:51I'm glad!
22:52At the end,
22:53I thought it was like King Bombi from DQ!
22:55That was close!
22:56Evasion! Evasion!
22:57That was close!
22:58Big debt!
22:59I won't forgive you!
23:01Next time...
23:03What happens if you don't say your lines in a manzai house?
23:06Partners who don't say their lines anymore!
23:10Dismissed?
23:12What's going to happen?
23:14It's like a self-studio.
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