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00:00No! Everything's wrong!
00:02It looks fakey!
00:04What are they doing?
00:06They can't swim.
00:12They're afraid of the pool.
00:14Alright, so now we have bug elimination.
00:16That's so harsh. Bug elimination.
00:18Wow.
00:20Reduces the light.
00:22Yeah, I suppose so.
00:24Damaged hose.
00:26That's me. I'm a damaged hose.
00:28Okay.
00:32Okay.
00:34So, okay, yeah.
00:36Rose.
00:38Good word. Yeah, rose.
00:40A rose for a damaged hose.
00:42Okay, then we have aloes.
00:44And then we... What are they doing?
00:46No way!
00:48Okay, it looks sick.
00:50Yeah, look at that!
00:52Pirate craft, stop playing with us!
00:54Wow.
00:56So bananic.
00:58Pour it into a bigger container.
01:00The little chunks at the end are gross.
01:02And it makes all the bugs
01:04go into the container.
01:06I've seen that before
01:08where you can make a trap
01:10for insects by putting
01:12a rotten fruit somewhere.
01:14So...
01:16It's gonna work, right?
01:18It's probably gonna work.
01:20Okay.
01:22It's gonna work.
01:24Okay, nice little rooty.
01:26Rooty-tooty.
01:28No!
01:30See, those are orchids.
01:32Those are orchids.
01:34Pretty.
01:36Aloe gel.
01:40And what?
01:42Seriously? It can grow?
01:44In aloe gel?
01:46I don't think so.
01:48But it's actually...
01:50I don't know either.
01:52We're not gardeners, we're crafters.
01:54So let us know.
01:56Is this something that you have experience in?
01:58Romance novels.
02:00Oh my.
02:02Wow.
02:04That's fake.
02:06But seriously.
02:08Theoretically, maybe.
02:10But that was fake.
02:12Okay, nice. We got a pot.
02:14And we got a root.
02:16And we got a plant potentially, I'm guessing.
02:18This is like a reverse...
02:20Reverse pot.
02:22Oh, it's really reverse.
02:24I like it.
02:26I wonder if they grow better upside down.
02:28Is it the major?
02:30Gravity's like pulling them down.
02:32Gravity's always bringing me down, man.
02:34But usually, yeah.
02:36Okay.
02:38Alright, we're gluing some leaves.
02:40Or we're taking some leaves.
02:42To cut...
02:44To do what?
02:46So they grow roots.
02:48And then...
02:50You can plant them other places.
02:52Yes, but why they cut off the top part?
02:54I don't know, I'm afraid.
02:56Most of the time.
02:58Don't be.
03:00Okay, nice little watering mechanism.
03:04So, again...
03:06Okay, this is more upside down magic.
03:08Yeah.
03:10Okay, we got a gourd.
03:16Ah, why?
03:18That was so dumb.
03:22You could use the plastic bottle or something
03:24and make it more efficient.
03:26Okay.
03:28Yeah, true, true, yeah.
03:30But also dumb, why?
03:32Home aquaponics.
03:34Okay, we got some nice eggies here.
03:36We're filling them up with netting.
03:38And we'll grow some beans.
03:40Or something.
03:42Oh, plant them.
03:44I kinda like it, I think it's cool.
03:48Put some cinnamon around your pot.
03:50Around your plant.
03:52Okay.
03:54Oh, to prevent...
03:56Oh my gosh.
04:00We don't mean to sound negative,
04:02but jeez.
04:04Is there any real plants in this video?
04:06Are these all CGI? Is my life CGI?
04:08Are you CGI? Let us know down below.
04:10Yeah.
04:14Oh, here's a good question.
04:16What is your favorite plant or flower?
04:18Oh.
04:20I don't know.
04:22To be honest, I don't know.
04:24My favorite flower
04:26probably would have to be...
04:30I like orchids.
04:32Orchids?
04:34Orchids are very cool.
04:36That's it?
04:38That's it, I just like orchids.
04:40I think they're nice.
04:42Elegant.
04:44Nice dandelion.
04:46Make a wish.
04:48There's a really good video
04:50of this lady
04:52who's making a wish with a dandelion.
04:54And instead of blowing out, she sucks in.
04:56And she inhales the dandelion.
04:58It's so bad.
05:00Wow, I feel sick.
05:02It's...
05:04Wow.
05:06It's very dry, I guess.
05:08I think so.
05:10It would be like a powder.
05:12Today I'm responsible for other things.
05:16Okay.
05:18Easy watering.
05:20I suppose so.
05:22Some box.
05:24Pool noodle.
05:26And what?
05:28Stop your kids from having fun.
05:30And use them for dumb, boring gardening.
05:32Got it.
05:34And at the same time, I'm not sure if it's gonna work.
05:36I mean,
05:38how it's gonna stop bugs
05:40from eating your flowers.
05:42I don't know.
05:44There's something that you don't have experience in?
05:46And just wanna complain? Do that.
05:48As we do.
05:50As we do.
05:52Do as we do.
05:54If you want.
05:56Nuts, that's nuts.
05:58Okay.
06:00So, we're watering our nuts.
06:02Once you have water on your nuts,
06:04what's the next step?
06:06Get some moss.
06:08Chickpeas.
06:10And what?
06:12What happened to my nuts?
06:14What the heck?
06:16Beat.
06:18Don't beat your nuts.
06:20Okay, so then...
06:22Okay, yeah.
06:24It's a little sticky.
06:28Okay, so now we're...
06:30Put some moss.
06:32And mosquitoes.
06:34Yeah, ants hate cinnamon.
06:36Smells like Christmas.
06:38It reminds them too much of Christmas.
06:40And their parents
06:42never let them celebrate Christmas.
06:46I don't know.
06:48Okay, so...
06:50We're making a crack in the wood.
06:52To grow another tree.
06:54Another branch.
06:56That's called
06:58a hybrid tree.
07:00I'm pretty sure that's the scientific definition.
07:02With the red and green.
07:04This, I really don't trust that.
07:06I don't trust that at all.
07:08I think it could work.
07:10I mean, but not...
07:12I mean, for one individual
07:14flower, yeah.
07:16Okay.
07:18I kind of want to try it.
07:20We need to try it.
07:22We should probably try it, but it would take a long time, so maybe not.
07:24Anyway, let us know if you want to see it.
07:26If you want to see us change the color of flowers,
07:28let us know.
07:30Yeah.
07:32Actually, yeah.
07:34Oh, no!
07:36Not birds!
07:38I'll protect you with saran wrap.
07:40Your feet!
07:42Of course there's feet in 5-Minute Crafts.
07:44Typical.
07:46So, what is this?
07:48Life jacket?
07:50No.
07:52No.
07:54Uh-huh.
07:56Okay, so we have some leaves
07:58wrapped around this thingy.
08:00Wow! Real flower!
08:02What are the shapes like that? What are they doing?
08:04What are the carrot and the nose?
08:06Everything's wrong!
08:08Why? What are they doing?
08:10Buy me dinner first.
08:12Buy me a lot of dinner first. Wow.
08:14Uh, that's kind of
08:16weird. Action happens here.
08:18I'm afraid. I'm like, my fight or flight.
08:20The fork!
08:22The fork!
08:24What the?
08:26I just feel bad watching this.
08:28Okay, rice.
08:30Why are we watering rice?
08:32What does it do? What is the purpose
08:34of my life right now?
08:36No way.
08:38Okay, we are making some nice...
08:40We're getting the roots
08:42all nice and good, separate.
08:44Nice.
08:46It's going to work, actually.
08:48And we're now adding nails
08:50and two gloves. Alright, that's great.
08:52Those would come off in one minute.
08:54Yeah, for sure. For the first time.
08:56So, seed out
08:58the strawberry. Okay.
09:00And now we have a lot of
09:02CG. Yeah. Apparently
09:04strawberries are really hard to grow because
09:06they always get eaten by insects
09:08very fast. So they have to spray a lot of
09:10pesticides on them, which makes them
09:12unhealthy if you don't wash them before eating them.
09:14Oh, good to know.
09:16Yeah.
09:18Very, very nice.
09:20Mushroom bush.
09:22I want a mushroom book.
09:24What? Is it
09:26real? I think it's real.
09:28To be honest, yeah, maybe.
09:30Because I saw when they used
09:32toilet paper, toilet roll to grow
09:34the mushroom.
09:36There you go.
09:38Okay.
09:40If you have a sack
09:42of corn, sure.
09:44Why not? Okay, we got two sleeves here
09:46for our seeds.
09:48That's, I guess, handy.
09:50Nice.
09:52Okay.
09:54Yeah, at first I didn't know what those
09:56packets were, but my mom used to buy them
09:58for growing stuff, so like
10:00now I know. But before, I thought they were just pictures.
10:02Like people, like
10:04gardeners would just like,
10:06Oh, I like this pretty picture of a nice
10:08watermelon. I'm gonna buy it.
10:10I didn't know. It's like a comic book
10:12for the gardeners. Yeah.
10:14Growing up comic books, I was like, they have to have them
10:16too, right?