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00:00Hoshi yaar yaar. Hoshi yaar yaar.

00:03Welcome back.

00:04I am very sorry.

00:06Why?

00:06Mr. Salim did something that none of us expected.

00:10He got married for the fourth time.

00:13No, he expected it.

00:16I will tell you about the audience today.

00:19During the break, everyone was talking a lot.

00:22As if they were filled with talent.

00:24I thought the same.

00:26Do you know what happened today?

00:27Normally, when we have an audience..

00:28..what we do is, when I come from outside..

00:31..first thing I ask is, how is the audience today?

00:34Believe me, it is a great thing for you all..

00:38..that as soon as I came, I asked Mr. Agha Majid..

00:40..how is the audience?

00:42His answer..

00:43..you get this answer once in a month..

00:45..which he gave today.

00:46He said, excellent.

00:48So for this, a clap for you.

00:54Greetings.

00:55Greetings.

00:56Yes, aunt.

00:57I would like to recite a poem.

00:58Yes, recite a poem.

01:00I was Yusuf-e-Zama, it is only yesterday.

01:03Aha.

01:04You were kind to me, it is only yesterday.

01:07Some incidents made me fall on the ground.

01:10I was Rishke-Aasma, it is only yesterday.

01:13Wow, wow, wow.

01:15Very good.

01:18Very good.

01:18Mr. Agha, you had hair on your head.

01:22It is only yesterday.

01:24Egg on egg.

01:25Egg on egg.

01:27Wow, wow, wow.

01:28I am ashamed to say this after this poem.

01:33The cheque you gave him, it has been 40 years since it was closed.

01:37Now he is a prisoner.

01:38You know, his head is about to become a bed.

01:42Now he has brought this cheque to the prisoners.

01:45He is sitting with his eyes down.

01:48And look at his face.

01:49He doesn't look like a butcher.

01:50He looks like someone who wears a headscarf.

01:52Oh, God.

01:53Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.

01:55And his head looks like this.

01:56His rest of the hair is like this.

02:03Mr. Agha, now you are being called a high neck.

02:04When they say high neck,

02:06they say, bring a scissor, I will make it for you.

02:10No, Mr. Agha, once you were called a high neck,

02:12now you look like someone who has been hanged.

02:15He said, a guest came home.

02:16Okay.

02:17His father took him to another room.

02:19He said, let's joke among ourselves.

02:21Don't call me father in front of him.

02:25He said, when it rains, we get to know first.

02:29How?

02:29He said, you have got a job in Mac.

02:32He said, I don't have a umbrella at home.

02:35He is feeding his kids potatoes every day.

02:37And he is telling his kids,

02:38one potato has the power of one fish.

02:41He said, father, eat potatoes and don't drink milk.

02:45He cooks potatoes every day.

02:46One man said, you cook potatoes every day?

02:48He said, you didn't recognise me?

02:50Potatoes are urgent.

02:52Mr. Agha, who makes you wear socks?

02:56This is a technical matter.

02:59Mr. Agha's father is so young..

03:01So young..

03:03..and his family..

03:04He said no to me for such a thing.

03:08He said, you can't even touch my sister.

03:12Girls say that, I don't say anything.

03:16No, Mr. Agha, you should say it.

03:17Why should I say it?

03:18You have to be praised so much.

03:20I didn't say anything.

03:21Then you say it.

03:22No, if someone says something to you..

03:24..then you should say something to him.

03:26This is the thing, Maipundi.

03:27Look at him and he will say something to you.

03:31Is it a hairdresser or a barber?

03:33He is a barber.

03:35Really, your hair is so..

03:37..brass colour, copper colour..

03:38You are looking good.

03:39Yes.

03:40You are looking good.

03:40She was sleeping outside.

03:42Yes.

03:42So I was worried.

03:43I thought, she has gone to the motor side again.

03:46So what about this chicken..

03:48..made from the head of God?

03:51Lower your head.

03:52This is the head of the Ghillie Warrior.

03:57She is an engineer's daughter..

03:59..and she has made the roads herself.

04:01She must be saying that..

04:03..we have motorways at home.

04:06I have never seen such a big motorway.

04:09She is thanking that the roads are fixed.

04:11The roads are fixed.

04:13You are a foolish man.

04:15The petrol pump says that..

04:16..the engine of a petrol pump of Rs. 2000..

04:17..and of Rs. 500 gets overheated.

04:20Mr. Agha, when you have to change your clothes while sleeping..

04:23..do you push yourself to change your clothes?

04:26You fool, I have 12 people with me..

04:28..to change my clothes.

04:29I see.

04:29You have two guards to protect you.

04:37Mr. Agha, he is talking to her.

04:39Even you can't lift your head..

04:40..and put it down.

04:41You just have to put it down.

04:45But you are not coming out of the coconut.

04:47You are doing this.

04:50Mr. Agha, when you have to wash your head..

04:53..you take out the water from the bucket..

04:56..go up and stand down.

04:58Mr. Agha, why do you have to wash your head?

05:00Don't you have a shower upstairs?

05:01Okay, he didn't take a shower there.

05:03A Muslim doesn't take a shower there.

05:09Mr. Agha's body is 70 percent..

05:12..devoid of soap till date.

05:16Okay, if Mr. Agha's note ever falls down..

05:18Okay, it doesn't belong to you.

05:20It doesn't belong to you.

05:21It doesn't belong to you.

05:22Even now it's a blank. Remove it.

05:24I don't think it's on the floor.

05:26You can't say that.

05:27Then you have to say it.

05:28Like you heard about the three bands.

05:30I have heard about the three bands.

05:31I have heard about their moustache.

05:34Okay, if Mr. Agha's note ever falls on the floor..

05:36..he has never picked it up till date.

05:38He has just said that.

05:39Where did it fall?

05:41Look at his note.

05:42He has got glasses to look in.

05:45He has kept Mr. Agha's note on the deck of the chowk.

05:48He has kept his feet on it.

05:50Why?

05:50When will the traffic police come?

05:52He says, I have called up.

05:53The boy is coming with the money.

05:57Okay, next.

05:58Greetings.

05:59Greetings.

06:00Actually, your entire program is going on TV.

06:04Thank God.

06:05Everyone is doing a great job.

06:07I am a big fan of Mr. Agha Majid and Mr. Salim Alwila.

06:10And I want to dedicate a poem to them.

06:13Go ahead.

06:14To a third person.

06:15To a third person?

06:16No, not to him.

06:17How many sims are there in you?

06:20I will dedicate a poem to someone.

06:22To someone else through their devotion.

06:24To a third person.

06:24Yes.

06:25I read the newspaper while drinking tea.

06:28I got lost in the world.

06:30Wow.

06:30I read the newspaper while drinking tea.

06:33I got lost in the world.

06:36And I got to read from the entire village.

06:38And I got to read from the entire village.

06:41Even though there are four Jamaats.

06:42Yes.

06:44Wow.

06:46I didn't understand who you are giving this poem to.

06:51Find out who is the fourth person in you.

06:59Get up and go home first.

07:00Don't do this with me.

07:02Go home.

07:03It is possible that two people are after you and two people are after me.

07:06Mr. Salim, they are so weak.

07:08They are so weak.

07:09They have made the underpass open.

07:16They are so weak.

07:18I was washing my face in the shalwar ghammi.

07:19And I couldn't find the drain.

07:22I told my wife to put it in my mouth.

07:23And she threw it in the drain.

07:26So I fell asleep in the shalwar.

07:30They come out of the shalwar and tell the old lady.

07:32Two tax are there.

07:35Mr. Salim, they are so weak.

07:37If someone has made a paper plane,

07:39he can be a little patient too.

07:46Yes, brother.

07:47Greetings.

07:48Greetings.

07:49My name is Muhammad Zulkarnain Yaqoob.

07:50Okay.

07:51Sir, I watch your show a lot.

07:53I am a big fan of Mr. Agha and Mr. Salim.

07:56Don't say that, brother. They all rot.

08:00Whatever is happening, it's a curse.

08:04You will get angry, you will have to face that.

08:07Yes.

08:11Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.

08:13We will have more fun after the break.

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