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00:00Friends, you must have noticed in the homes that the elders, many times, call their grandsons,
00:05granddaughters, grandsons, granddaughters to themselves a lot.
00:09They tell them to sit with them.
00:11Sometimes they take them in their lap, sometimes they tease them.
00:14When you see that they are stopping them a lot and they try to escape somehow,
00:19and the children want to run away and play or do mischief somewhere.
00:23When you note this, then you remember that this is a scream, this is a voice,
00:29this is a request from the elders.
00:32They need your time.
00:35They need your company.
00:37You remember that when you are young, what do the parents do?
00:41They take you in their lap for hours and sit with you.
00:43You can't even talk to them.
00:45They just get happy looking at your face.
00:48So when old age comes, they expect the same thing from you.
00:52And they want you to sit with them for a few minutes.
00:55So note this.
00:56When they do this a lot, spend a lot of time with them.
01:00Because in your life, these moments are the most important.
01:04And you will realize this when you grow old.
01:07Before we move on to our drama, I want to give you a message today.
01:12We have decided that before this 14th of August,
01:15we should do something that is a great thing.
01:18Our mother earth needs to be planted trees on her chest.
01:25The coming time is going to be very difficult due to global warming.
01:30And we can solve the problem of our mother earth.
01:34It is a very small task.
01:35Keep planting trees.
01:37As much as you can, before this 14th of August,
01:40and make it your home for the rest of your life.
01:43Wherever you get a place, wherever you get a chance,
01:46even if you don't get it, plant as many trees as you can.
01:50Come, with this message, let's take you to the cave of an imposter.
01:54And let's see what he is doing these days.
01:56Who knows the secrets of the heart?
01:59Only I know or my God knows.
02:01Who knows the secrets of the heart?
02:03What is Saturday?
02:06But he is not that Amir Baba.
02:08He is our disciple. I am his senior.
02:11Really?
02:12Yes.
02:13I have accepted him.
02:14Reason?
02:15He is shouting from there.
02:16He is our disciple.
02:19You have 2.5 lakh disciples in acceptance?
02:21Yes.
02:22In acceptance, I don't think there were so many people in the last 10 years.
02:25How many are there? You tell me.
02:27There must be around 25,000-30,000 people.
02:29I told you, I have done research.
02:32Okay, what happened to him?
02:33You were teaching him just now.
02:34What?
02:35That who is the imposter of the heart?
02:36What is this mantra?
02:38There is one mantra.
02:39Believe me.
02:40The ones who don't have relations.
02:42Yes.
02:43This is that mantra.
02:44You got married.
02:45What will we do by getting married?
02:46We are not serving people.
02:48You are not serving people.
02:49This is the most powerful business.
02:51You don't have to do anything.
02:52Your client will come to you.
02:55He is your believer.
02:57He has become loyal.
02:58You don't have to issue any loyalty cards.
03:00Brother, you are sitting here.
03:02You are educated.
03:03You have done research.
03:04I am not a beggar.
03:05I have been in the grave for 3 months.
03:07Why have you been in the grave for 3 months?
03:09I have been in the grave since 1994.
03:13You are saying that we have been sitting here for a long time.
03:14Yes.
03:15We are not imposters.
03:16We have been sitting here for 1.5-1.5 hours.
03:19What did he say?
03:20He said, pray to God.
03:21I am leaving.
03:22I am leaving.
03:30Greetings, sir.
03:31Greetings.
03:32How are you?
03:33I am fine.
03:34Come and sit in front of me.
03:35Do you have any manners?
03:38Sir, I had been here for 1.5 hours.
03:41Sir, we have brought a problem for you.
03:44What kind of deep cleaning is done with this duster?
03:47Our elders gave it to us.
03:49We bought it with our hard earned money.
03:50We bought it with our hard earned money.
03:53Everything is done.
03:55Everything is done.
04:00Sir, I request you to go out of the house.
04:03Go out with your friends.
04:04Go with your friends.
04:05No matter what caste you belong to.
04:06You have no respect.
04:07How many kids do you have?
04:08I have 8 kids.
04:09Don't you have any respect?
04:12It's okay.
04:13I will give you the money.
04:14Okay, sir.
04:15Your wife, your brother-in-law, your husband,
04:18your friends will look for you.
04:20Okay, sir.
04:22Sir, my father-in-law has passed away.
04:24Okay.
04:25My brother-in-law is our shareholder.
04:27Okay.
04:28Listen to me.
04:29I want my brother-in-law to be a shareholder.
04:32But he shouldn't touch me.
04:34Don't worry.
04:35Your brother-in-law won't touch you.
04:37He will beg you.
04:38Okay.
04:39He will beg you.
04:40I will talk to him.
04:41Really?
04:42Yes.
04:43Okay, sir.
04:44That's it.
04:45Cheep Takhtam Pukht Kadimba.
04:46Hurl Hurl Shakshimba.
04:48You have a younger brother?
04:49Majeed.
04:50Look at Majeed.
04:52Where does he live?
04:53He lives in the village.
04:54He lives in the village.
04:56What does he do there?
04:57He has made a den there.
04:59What does he do in the den?
05:00He keeps a hundred men there.
05:03He beats someone.
05:05He beats someone.
05:06He beats someone.
05:07He beats someone.
05:08We are talking about him.
05:09What does the other one do?
05:11What's his name?
05:12Zahid.
05:13What does Zahid do?
05:14He has killed two of his grandsons in jail.
05:19What does Zahid do?
05:20Zahid does the same.
05:22Then you will have to beg him.
05:25Babaji, you know what I want?
05:27Yes.
05:28I want a Jinn type
05:30who will possess me.
05:32Okay.
05:33I want to take whatever I want from that Jinn.
05:35I want to say yes or yes.
05:37I want to say no or no.
05:38Yes, we can do that.
05:40You tell me
05:41that you are a sleeveless fan.
05:42You are a sleeveless fan.
05:43We have seen you all the time.
05:44But still, your arms are up to here.
05:46But your arms are down there.
05:47What's the reason for that?
05:48The reason is that
05:49when I go somewhere to perform a ritual
05:50I go on a motorcycle.
05:55Greetings, Babaji.
05:56Greetings.
05:57It's me.
05:58Sit down.
05:59Sit down, son.
06:00Sit down.
06:03What's the matter?
06:04Babaji, I want you to perform a ritual
06:06so that my man comes under my control.
06:08Then we will give you
06:09an obedient man from here.
06:13Hey!
06:14Move aside.
06:15What's your name?
06:16Jiya.
06:17Jiya Puri.
06:20I have given you this Puri.
06:21Yes.
06:22I have started washing your clothes.
06:23I am going to put it in the machine.
06:24The clothes will get dirty.
06:26Just wait and watch how I do it.
06:28He washes the clothes.
06:29Here.
06:30Put the Puri on Babaji's face.
06:33I am going to give you a new Puri.
06:37It doesn't have a shower.
06:38It has a sound.
06:40I am going to put it on his face
06:42and wash his clothes.
06:44Babaji, he is the one who presses the clothes.
06:47Why don't you tell us the mantra?
06:53After all these things
06:54you still think that he is not obedient.
06:58Babaji, I am afraid
06:59that he might get married again.
07:00The amount of work he is doing
07:02can't be done by two people.
07:06Here, Jiya.
07:08What is this, Babaji?
07:09This is just…
07:11You can keep it here.
07:12There are wheels here as well.
07:15Go.
07:16Thank you, Babaji.
07:17You are welcome.
07:21I didn't bring you to your husband.
07:22I brought you to the court as well.
07:23You will have to clean up here as well.
07:27Babaji, please.
07:28Please do something for Jinnah.
07:30Bring Jinnah's bottles from the back.
07:33Baba, I have given two bottles of Jinnah.
07:35Do you know how dangerous it is?
07:37How will Jinnah handle it?
07:38There is a shield on this bottle.
07:39This is an 8000 year old Jinnah.
07:42Now see which Jinnah will come in front of you.
07:44Greetings, Babaji.
07:45The Jinnah you bought will not come back.
07:48Greetings.
07:49Please have a seat.
07:50Babaji, please save me from getting ruined.
07:52Babaji, this is my grocery shop.
07:54It doesn't work.
07:55Did you make it?
07:56Yes, I made it.
07:57Then why don't you get it to work?
07:59Babaji, my shop doesn't work.
08:01The store next door
08:02is making a lot of noise.
08:04I get Rs. 21 per ounce from my shop.
08:06Oh.
08:07There is nothing better than this.
08:08Babaji, you are sitting here.
08:09Let me sit in your shop.
08:12My son is so naive.
08:13He doesn't know anything.
08:14He just flies around the house.
08:16Tell me, uncle.
08:17Babaji, you smell like flies.
08:23Oh, my.
08:24Put this under the tea pot.
08:26Babaji, I didn't put it there.
08:27Yes, put it there.
08:28Why?
08:29Come on, put it on my face.
08:32Put it on my face.
08:33Put it on my face.
08:35Put it on my face.
08:38Do you have sugar?
08:39No, I don't have sugar.
08:40Then why do flies sit on your wounds?
08:44Do you have gram flour?
08:45No, I don't have gram flour.
08:46Do you have cumin seeds?
08:47No, I don't have cumin seeds.
08:48Do you have any spices?
08:49No, I don't have spices.
08:50Then why don't you get it to work?
08:57That's why you thought
08:58that instead of coming to Babaji
08:59you should keep your stuff in the shop.
09:01Babaji, if a customer comes,
09:02I'll get him some lentils.
09:03If a customer comes with rice,
09:04I'll get him rice.
09:06If all the customers come,
09:07I'll shut down the shop
09:08and get it to work again.
09:11Did you make the shop yesterday?
09:12No.
09:13Two brothers made it together.
09:14Where's the other one?
09:15He's sitting at the shop.
09:16I didn't want to close the shop.
09:18I'll give you the money.
09:19I'll keep the brothers at the centre.
09:20Thank you very much, Babaji.
09:21Babaji, will the shop work now?
09:23It's so light,
09:24how can it work at night?
09:27That's it, Babaji.
09:28I don't want any loss in the business.
09:29Son, there's no loss
09:30in your business.
09:32No, no, no.
09:33As much as you have money,
09:34you should at least get
09:35four or five locks.
09:37Son, if I give you the money,
09:38there won't be any loss.
09:39There will be customers
09:40who will have to come
09:41from such a long distance.
09:43Yes, uncle.
09:44Come forward.
09:45Come forward, my son.
09:47Babaji, I've come to you
09:48for four times.
09:49I've put Rs. 40,000
09:50in your pocket.
09:52What's your request?
09:53Sir, I've come here
09:54because of the committee.
09:55Babaji, to do something like this,
09:57the committee has to come.
09:58The committee has to come.
10:00What's the committee's size?
10:01Rs. 55,000, sir.
10:03So, you've put Rs. 40,000
10:04in Babaji's pocket.
10:06If you had put Rs. 15,000 more,
10:07the committee would've come.
10:09The committee won't come.
10:10Where did you get it from?
10:11Yes, Babaji.
10:12I got it from Mahi Bagho.
10:13Mahi Bagho.
10:14She doesn't get a committee.
10:15Whenever she gets one,
10:16it's Mahi who gets one.
10:17I brought her back three times.
10:19Why did you put the committee?
10:20Sir, I wanted to start a business.
10:22Sir, the one who has a job,
10:23after a month,
10:24after 15 days,
10:25they cut it, sir.
10:26They cut it, sir.
10:27What kind of experience do you have?
10:28What job did you do?
10:30Sir, when I finished my studies,
10:32thank God,
10:33I got a job in a big factory.
10:35Oh, wow.
10:36What kind of factory was it?
10:37A factory to pack seeds.
10:40After completing my education,
10:41I went to the right place.
10:44Because even after doing this,
10:45I got an M.A. in Bidiology.
10:49Sir, you're laughing
10:50because it's a job.
10:52Farmers don't get married.
10:53They don't complete their education.
10:54They don't complete their education.
10:55If an industry is thriving,
10:57then it's a wedding industry.
10:58It's a wedding industry.
10:59Sir, I..
11:00That's why the packing is like this.
11:01Believe me,
11:02I don't want to open it.
11:04Sir, I was the production GM there.
11:08He used to see
11:09that a package is not enough.
11:13The quality of the coconut
11:14that you keep in it
11:15is not good.
11:16No, no, sister.
11:17The job of the coconut
11:18was of my boss.
11:19Okay, tell me,
11:20why are there only two cashews in it?
11:22The cashews
11:23were selected
11:24under the custody of the CEO.
11:26He kept it in his pocket.
11:27He didn't keep it in the factory.
11:28He kept it in his pocket.
11:31Even the nameplate of the CEO
11:32had two cashews on it.
11:35Okay, what exactly did you do?
11:37Sister, my job description was
11:39that I used to hold the envelope
11:40to my boss
11:41and used to throw it
11:42in front of the candle.
11:44He does this work.
11:45He does this work with love.
11:46He has been thrown
11:47in front of him three to four times.
11:49Tell me,
11:50the honey that is applied
11:51on the almonds in Bid
11:52why are they so hard?
11:53They break with difficulty.
11:54It depends on the quality.
11:56The almonds that we had
11:57Abdul Wahid's almonds
11:58Yes, yes.
11:59Very good almonds.
12:00Very good.
12:01The CEO kept them
12:02under his own custody.
12:04He only loves them.
12:08So, what happened in the factory today?
12:09The production was going on
12:10very well, sir.
12:11Yes, yes.
12:12The production
12:13of the honey will be amazing.
12:14Yes.
12:15I did a week
12:16I would say
12:17I did a week
12:18of 18-18 packs.
12:22Very good.
12:23There was a product
12:24that was being cut
12:25or it would have been
12:26extinguished.
12:28I used to do this.
12:29It would have been extinguished.
12:30Okay, okay.
12:31So, after a month
12:32they cut it.
12:33Then I thought
12:34I am trapped
12:35in the wrong place.
12:36Okay.
12:37I will start my own business.
12:38Okay.
12:39What did you do?
12:40The truth of Bid.
12:41What?
12:42To pack Bid.
12:44He has just thrown
12:45the candles
12:46on the pan.
12:49What are you doing
12:50sitting here?
12:51Brother,
12:52that girl has told me
12:53to give you my life.
12:54I will give you your life.
12:55Don't cry.
12:56Here is the Bid.
12:57Okay.
12:58When your mother
12:59starts cutting the candles
13:00Yes, yes.
13:01Ask her to come
13:02to your place.
13:03Brother,
13:04I have already given
13:05five names.
13:06How many are there in total?
13:0727.
13:08There are two candles left.
13:09Yes.
13:10How many are yours?
13:11I have two.
13:12Give it to me.
13:13You won't get any.
13:15Take this.
13:16Yes.
13:17Take this Bid
13:18and keep it at home
13:19or else
13:20Go.
13:21Okay.
13:22Go, go, go.
13:24Oh, God!
13:25Leave me alone.
13:26Give me my chain.
13:27I will go.
13:28What will you do?
13:29Give me my gift.
13:31Gift.
13:42What is this?
13:44Give me some more.
13:45I will give it to the kids.
13:47Give me the chain.
13:48Why are you standing here?
13:51Take it home.
13:52Oh, God!
13:53Keep it away from the kids.
13:54Okay.
13:55Okay?
13:56Father, the chain is dangerous.
13:58It is very dangerous.
13:59Is there any precaution?
14:00There is a precaution.
14:01Don't tell anyone.
14:02Okay, father.
14:03That's it.
14:04How do I put it on?
14:05When you want to put it on
14:06put it on your chest.
14:07Okay.
14:08Put it on your mouth
14:09like this.
14:10Okay, okay.
14:11When the air is over
14:12the chain will be inside you.
14:13Oh, yes.
14:14Yes.
14:15Oh, God!
14:16Are you scared?
14:17You will be scared.
14:18Don't worry.
14:20Oh, God!
14:23Oh, God!
14:26Oh, God!
14:27I am ruined.
14:31Can you see?
14:32I am ruined.
14:33I am ruined.
14:34I am ruined.
14:35My younger brother
14:37is like a jinn inside him.
14:39Jinn?
14:41He is like a jinn
14:42inside me.
14:43I am ruined.
14:44I am ruined.
14:45I am ruined.
14:47He is very dangerous.
14:48He is very dangerous.
14:49He is a jinn.
14:50What do you call him?
14:51He is sick.
14:52Take him to the hospital
14:53immediately.
14:54I think
14:55he is a jinn.
14:56Take him to the hospital.
14:57I don't know.
14:58Bring him here.
14:59Bring him here.
15:00Mr. Haroon, he has
15:01sprained his arms and legs
15:02and his eyes are swollen.
15:03You must remember
15:04that we had talked
15:05about this in detail
15:06that there are many types
15:07of epilepsy.
15:08Yes.
15:09Most of them are similar.
15:10And he seems to be
15:11having a grand mal.
15:12Take him to the hospital
15:13immediately.
15:14Take him to the hospital
15:15immediately.
15:16Really?
15:17Yes.
15:18I am taking him to the hospital.
15:19Take him to the hospital.
15:20No.
15:21No, take him to the hospital.
15:22Take him to the hospital.
15:23Take him to the hospital.
15:24Who are you?
15:25I am Jinn.
15:26I am Jinn.
15:27I am Jinn.
15:28Listen.
15:29It sounds
15:30like a voice
15:31from a cave.
15:32Yes.
15:33You talk about a cave.
15:34You talk about a cave.
15:35Here,
15:36all around
15:37there is fat.
15:38there is fat.
15:39There is fat.
15:40There is fat.
15:41There is fat.
15:42Get lost.
15:43I told you
15:44where you came from.
15:46Where?
15:47Where?
15:48Open your mouth.
15:49Where are you from?
15:51I forgot
15:52where I am from.
15:55Tell me
15:56where are you from.
15:57Can you tell me your location?
15:58I came in
15:59and went inside
16:00a cave.
16:01Go to
16:02the Guru.
16:03Go to the Guru.
16:04Some queen
16:05is cheating me.
16:06Some queen is cheating me.
16:07I am coming to
16:08Lucknow.
16:09I am coming to Lucknow.
16:10Can you tell me
16:11any sign?
16:12My feet
16:13He's on his stomach.
16:14Can you eat a potato or a cauliflower and come forward?
16:19Get up! Get up, will you?
16:22You have a genie in you.
16:25Are you a maize stalker or a maize stalker?
16:27I can't get down from the top of a maize stalk.
16:31Are you a small intestine or a big one?
16:33His small intestine is also very big.
16:37Okay, can you do one thing for me?
16:38No, no.
16:44How will you eat it, you big intestine?
16:46I can't eat it because women have taken it.
16:49Can you hide in the soil?
16:52The soil is very far from where I am.
16:54How dare you come close to me?
16:58I won't come close to you.
17:00Come on, bring it.
17:02Okay.
17:02Come on, I'll hit you.
17:03Hey, get up.
17:05I'll break your bones.
17:09Yes, yes, open your mouth.
17:11Open your mouth.
17:12Where are you, big intestine?
17:15Hey, where are you?
17:17I'm coming, I think the moon is shining in the sky.
17:20Not the sky, come to the place where the light is coming from.
17:25Yes, where are you?
17:27I'm here.
17:29Hey, are you the one in the green clothes?
17:31Yes, it's me.
17:32Give me your hand.
17:33Okay, I'll give you my hand.
17:34Hey, come on.
17:36He's here.
17:38Come on.
17:41He's dead.
17:45What happened?
17:46What happened?
17:47Sir, such a big body.
17:49Inside this man?
17:50Yes.
17:51I've crossed the rivers of chickpeas.
17:54I've crossed the jungle of naan.
17:57I've crossed the glasses of buttermilk.
18:01There are rivers of beans inside this man.
18:06There are mountains of mutton inside him.
18:11Yes.
18:13I've crossed the mountains of mutton.
18:15Then?
18:16And there was a beef market ahead.
18:19I've crossed that and there were 10 roads of live chickens.
18:26One day I slipped from the rocks of potatoes.
18:29The bread was stuck to my feet.
18:34So, did you enjoy it? Why did you go inside?
18:36I didn't go inside on my own.
18:38Then?
18:39I was having breakfast of chickpeas in the morning.
18:42Okay.
18:42He brought burki and he brought me along with him.
18:46Sir, sir.
18:48What happened?
18:48I've committed a big sin.
18:49What happened?
18:50Sir, I was going on a motorcycle.
18:51Okay.
18:52I got into an accident.
18:54I got stuck in a shop.
18:56I've lost my chain.
18:59May your food get spoiled.
19:01Oh.
19:01I've lost my chain all my life.
19:05This is not an accident.
19:06I haven't lost a single motorcycle.
19:07Tell me the truth.
19:10I won't lie to you.
19:12Tell me.
19:13The chicken pulao was delicious.
19:17The aroma was amazing.
19:19I was a little sad.
19:22The rice was hot.