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00:00All right, Minzy, you gonna take some cracks?
00:08Let's do it.
00:09We're kind of a blank slate here.
00:11Do we play any golf?
00:13No.
00:14It's a total square one situation.
00:15Like, I've played golf, like, four times in my life.
00:18Gotcha.
00:19Yeah.
00:20Like, when I've hit, I've had trouble getting irons in the air.
00:23Okay.
00:24That stops today, Minzy.
00:25That stops today.
00:26That stops today is the way we're looking at it.
00:27Damn right.
00:29There we go.
00:30That is actually improving.
00:33That's ground ball.
00:40How's everything?
00:41Good, you?
00:42Great.
00:43How's your flight?
00:44Good to see you again.
00:45Good.
00:46I get cut from the team.
00:47What?
00:48I suck at my spot.
00:49We're a little concerned.
00:50Your performance.
00:51I'm gonna, I'll tell you what.
00:53I'm gonna outwork anybody in that room.
00:55I thought you did a good job in the huddle, man.
00:57I appreciate that.
00:58What's the key?
00:59Number one, we gotta get out of the huddle.
01:00We all gotta do it.
01:01Alright.
01:02Where is going?
01:03What's up, Coach Shum?
01:04How you doing?
01:05Good to see you.
01:06Good to see you.
01:07What are you working on today?
01:08Just talking football, talking playoffs, and talking college football playoffs.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Well, stop by our show if you've got time.
01:12Okay.
01:13Is Titus in there?
01:14Yeah.
01:15Okay.
01:16Yeah.
01:17What, what, what, what'd that mean?
01:18You're only gonna stop at Titus?
01:19No.
01:20Alright.
01:21No.
01:22Alright.
01:23I happen to like both of you guys.
01:24It's just asking.
01:25You know, being commonly courteous.
01:26Geez, these guys are so freakin' sensitive.
01:27It's like being a coach of a team again.
01:28Yeah.
01:29They need NIL money.
01:30They need, they all want to transfer.
01:31Exactly.
01:32Did you feel that sensitivity?
01:33I wasn't expecting that from a high roller like him.
01:34Geez.
01:35What are you doing, bud?
01:36What's the latest?
01:37What do you got for him in New Orleans?
01:38Who are you hiring?
01:39Man, it seems like Glenn says he likes the Jets more than the Saints, which kind of shocked
01:40me.
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03:56so you might say that hey Ringo Ringo Ringo Ringo a heads-up over there blue 85
04:07sit up you with me yeah it's boom boom now it might be hard for you to remember
04:13cuz I know I'm nervous again I mean some people feel pressure like
04:18you some people apply apply pressure like Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson you I
04:24I think you're starting to feel it right now.
04:26I don't think you have a good read on me.
04:28I've been doing a lot of investigating around here.
04:31Look at him. He's hyperventilating right now.
04:33Yeah. I'm going to go throw up, Coach.
04:35I'll see you later.
04:38I'm going to have my quarterback handle the protection.
04:42But, Frank, the tank's not here, so I need a center.
04:45I need a vocal center. I was thinking about moving Tate.
04:50Coach, I'm here today for you, man.
04:52I would love to have you be an A-gap Blitzen linebacker,
04:54like Luke Keekly or Frankie Lou Vu.
04:58Should I put the face paint on?
04:59Yeah, do that.
05:01Bouncing around with a number four on.
05:03Coach, I'll play quarterback, but I'm more of an audible guy,
05:05so I don't want you to be calling me.
05:08I want to take control of the offense.
05:10So, like, you can put a recommendation out there,
05:13but I'm going to see what I see, and I'm going to call it.
05:15Defensive end.
05:17It's uncomfortable watching football here.
05:19We've got him and Max about to get in a fight.
05:22We've got Big Cat losing about 16 parlays.
05:27Will Compton, I don't think he's hit a bet since I've known him.
05:30Jersey Jerry was suicidal.
05:34It's a dark place, man. It's a dark room.
05:37There's not a lot of positivity that comes out of here.
05:39Positive vibes only.
05:41I'm going to go out for a walk with Frank the tank.
05:42How about that for a weekend?
05:44Roger, Roger, Roger, Frank.
05:47Twice a line slide.
05:49The wide-offs over here know what to do on Bragg?
05:51If I say, Larry, Larry, Larry Bragg, everybody got it?
05:56Yep.
05:57All right, let's get a break in here, guys.
05:59This is tough shit. This is tough, man.
06:01Let's execute on three. One, two, three.
06:03Execute.
06:06One, two, three. Execute.
06:07All right, let's go.
06:09Let's go. Let's be quick.
06:12You said two yards deep for me, right, for the slot receiver?
06:16One to two yards, yes.
06:18Looking over your outside shoulder.
06:20Catch it first and then come alive.
06:22Don't start running until you catch it.
06:24Got it. Put the ball away. Secure the ball.
06:27Yep. Let's huddle up.
06:28Hey, huddle up. Huddle.
06:30There it is. Perfect.
06:32So, Tate's facing me.
06:34You need the right guard and the left guard.
06:36I'm right here, Tate. Right tackle, left tackle.
06:38We got the slot receivers facing in.
06:41We got the running back back here with the quarterback.
06:44Where's my right tackle? Are you the right tackle?
06:46Who's the right tackle? Get your ass in the huddle.
06:48When we break the huddle, you guys on the right side
06:51are going to turn over your right shoulder.
06:53You can go any way you want.
06:54So, he's going to call the play. He's just going to say this.
06:56He's going to say, spread right.
06:59Seventy-two, all go.
07:01And all the four receivers are just running verticals.
07:04You guys with me?
07:05Seventy-two, all go. The back starts off on the left.
07:08What you got to do is you got to get up there and recognize it.
07:11We got to handle this double-A gap blitz with that Ringo call.
07:15We got to be alert to scan, Jake. You got me?
07:17All right. Let's go. You guys ready?
07:20Let's just break it one time.
07:21Let's walk to the line of scrimmage and get our alignment.
07:23Let's go. Spread right. Seventy-two, all go on one.
07:26Spread right. Seventy-two, all go on one-on-one. Ready?
07:30Abby, Abby, Abby. Ringo.
07:33Set. Blue, 85. Blue, 85. Go.
07:39Very good.
07:43Great communication. Best we've had by far.
07:45Now, you don't get shit until we get to the off.
07:48First thing I want to do, I want to pick this thing up.
07:50All right? Let's go. Spread right.
07:52Seventy-two, all go on one. Here we go.
07:54Spread right. Seventy-two, all go on one-on-one. Ready?
07:57Let's go. Let's go.
07:59Look carefully.
08:01Set up. Blue, 85.
08:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:07Whoa. Whoa.
08:11Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
08:13Hold on.
08:14Listen, you're going to get cut if you jump off sides.
08:16Did you jump off sides?
08:19How? I got to follow the center line, man.
08:22I need one good take on a freaking Ringo call.
08:25I want to execute the Ringo call.
08:27Everybody hang in there on the count.
08:28Concentrate on Matt. He's all pro.
08:31Spread right. Seventy-two, all go.
08:33Yes, coach. Spread right.
08:34Seventy-two, all go on one-on-one. Ready?
08:36Very nice. Very nice.
08:38Big on big, Vinci.
08:40Blue, 85, hut.
08:42That is as good as I've ever seen.
08:44Hubble up. Hubble up.
08:46Excellent. Excellent.
08:47Huddle. Excellent.
08:49We didn't do that well in Tampa Bay.
08:52Now, listen, this time I want to get a Roger call,
08:56and I want to get a Bragg over there.
08:57Look, he's just going to get up there and say,
08:59Roger Bragg. Roger Bragg.
09:01Then he's going to go set up.
09:02Blue, 85. Blue, 85. Set up again.
09:04You got me? Let's go.
09:05As soon as you recognize double A's, you're going to go,
09:08hey, Roger Bragg. Roger Bragg.
09:10Then start your count.
09:11Spread right. Seventy-two, all go on one-on-one.
09:14Ready?
09:15Blue, 85. Blue, 85. Set up.
09:21Yeah. One round, Spider.
09:23Spider. Spider.
09:25Flap. Flap. Flap.
09:27Roger Bragg. Roger Bragg.
09:28You get out. You go to the flap.
09:30I mean, you're going to make me want to get out of coaching.
09:33You know what to do on a Bragg?
09:34You run the one-to-two-yard drag.
09:36You went to the end zone.
09:37You went straight.
09:39I saw an opening. Okay, let's do it again.
09:41This time, last one.
09:42We're going to, because he can't handle it,
09:43we're going to go Larry. Larry. Larry Bragg.
09:47Exaggerate your technique up front. You with me?
09:51Exaggerate your communication.
09:52That way it's easy during the game. You got me?
09:55We get the double A gap.
09:56Look, he's going to recognize it.
09:58Then he's going to communicate what we want to do.
10:00That'll lead us to high levels of execution.
10:03You bar stools get it?
10:04Teamity. Christmas.
10:06Larry Bragg. Larry Bragg.
10:08Set up. Blue, 85.
10:11Blue, 85. Set up.
10:13Let's get a break, man.
10:20Let's break. Let's break.
10:22That's a great job.
10:24You know what? That's great concentration, man.
10:26Hey, defense, let's get in here and get a break, everybody.
10:28That's a great job of listening, communicating.
10:30Remember this, RCE.
10:32We recognize the defense.
10:34We communicate what we do,
10:36and it leads to high levels of execution.
10:38Let's go RCE on three.
10:40One, two, three. RCE.
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11:18So a few weeks back, I flew out to Los Angeles.
11:21Very sad. Wildfires, all that stuff.
11:23Donate to whatever causes are out there that are taking donations,
11:27but I filmed a country song, recorded a country song,
11:29with Diamond Certified producer of AWOL Nation, Kenny Carkeat.
11:35A little less than a year ago,
11:36Oliver Anthony came out with the right-wing conservative anthem,
11:40Richmond, North of Richmond.
11:43And this is Kamala, A Lot of Love,
11:46and it is going to be the liberal anthem.
11:48It's for libs, by libs.
11:51Who do I look like?
11:53Do the action.
11:55No!
11:59The music video starts with the actual girl,
12:02and it, like, morphs into me. Is that doable?
12:05I don't think we can use that video because it's licensed.
12:08So that's why I think what we do is try to, you know,
12:12we have you rehearse that.
12:14We have you go into the camera, you go,
12:16No! And then the music will start,
12:18and then it's like, snap to camera.
12:20No!
12:25Working for the weekend, only three days a week.
12:29Time it up to keep the yell going to,
12:31No!
12:33Into it, because you had, like, a down part where you were, like,
12:35licking your lips or something weird.
12:37No!
12:40And again,
12:41No!
12:44No!
12:47Here we go.
12:48You can call me a libtard.
12:50You can call me a cuck.
12:53Maybe just slowly take everything off.
12:55You can call me a soul flake and I won't get offended.
12:59Take it all off.
12:59But don't you ever misgender us.
13:04All of it.
13:05You get your beer and your shots.
13:06Turn it off!
13:07I'll take a Prius and a glass of Camalala.
13:09Really sentimental.
13:10Camalala.
13:12Look at this.
13:13Bro, you're wearing four layers.
13:14Yeah, that's true.
13:18Should we go with free Palestine?
13:21Oh, a little subtle stuff here on a Thursday.
13:24Yeah, let's go free Palestine.
13:25The Ukrainian flag or Team Fauci,
13:29I stand with science.
13:34This is such a nightmare.
13:37I think it's just a...
13:39That doesn't even fit.
13:40My head's too big.
13:41I'm just a hired gun.
13:42I'm just a director just helping out.
13:44You can call me a libtard.
13:47You can call me a cuck.
13:50All right, another outfit.
13:54This is what my hair is going to look like.
13:55Dude, that's exactly what it's going to look like.
13:57Yeah.
13:58This is the gayest I've ever looked.
14:02God, I love you, Biden,
14:04for this firewood came on free.
14:06All right, cut on that.
14:07Let's get another costume.
14:08What if we get someone to be a cop
14:12and I'm like lighting him on fire?
14:20We could do like a gay cowboy look.
14:23I got my guitar upstairs.
14:24Yep.
14:27Yep.
14:28This is where we add the disclaimer for Viva TV
14:31where I'm just helping make a music video.
14:34This is, you know, it's not my song.
14:36I have no opinion whatsoever on the Palestine-Israel issue, so.
14:44But don't you ever misgender us.
14:50Cut.
14:50Cut.
14:51Where's the arm holes?
14:52Oh, that's for the tits.
14:53Yeah.
14:55I'm ripping it.
14:56That's for the tits.
14:58I thought that was like the head hole.
14:59Be careful for the hair transplant.
15:01I'm trying to be gentle with you, for fuck's sake.
15:04I got new hair.
15:05I know.
15:19You see what the reception is and if it fucking goes platinum,
15:23then we do it big.
15:28Right?
15:28Not if, but when.
15:30You can call me a libtard.
15:32You can call me a cuck.
15:35You can call me a snowflake and I won't get a bandana.
15:40You're flooding the wigs.
15:42Call me anti-American.
15:46Yes.
15:46What were you doing?
15:47You were doing this.
15:48Like, use the fucking wigs.
15:50I was trying to wiggle them.
15:51You're just a fucking, just a quick cameo as a doctor.
15:54Every, all this music.
15:57Using my EBG card to abort two babies at the 39th week.
16:02Beautiful.
16:04I personally want to get that Fauci shirt in there because I fucking hate that guy.
16:08All right.
16:09Let's go to the bathroom.
16:17What do you know?
16:1736?
16:18Yeah.
16:19We're all fucking old.
16:21We don't have like, what?
16:23I was gonna say like dreadlocks.
16:25Ooh.
16:26Yeah.
16:26That's what I'm talking about, baby.
16:28Here we go.
16:29Clean yourselves up.
16:32Nice.
16:32Cool.
16:33Got it.
16:33Appreciate you as always, Cory.
16:34Yeah, man.
16:35Thank you both.
16:37Working for the weekend.
16:39Only three days a week.
16:42Gotta rest my mental health.
16:44YouTube my favorite drag queen.
16:47How are you feeling about yesterday and the response to the music video?
16:51It's exactly as, not exactly as better than expected.
16:55I thought it would piss people off.
16:56I thought people would, couldn't open their eyes for how cringeworthy it is.
17:00It exceeded all expectations.
17:01And all the haters out there, they're saying otherwise, they're lying.
17:05It's admittedly catchy.
17:06Yes.
17:07And it doesn't even matter that your fly's open right now because we're focused on yesterday.
17:11God damn it.
17:12Can you believe this?
17:13So how did this start?
17:14He just wanted to do this?
17:16Yeah.
17:17So it wasn't like he didn't lose a bet.
17:19He was just like...
17:21No.
17:22This was something he was interested in doing.
17:24The White Sox David.
17:25Yeah.
17:25I feel, I kind of feel bad.
17:26I think he's embarrassed.
17:28You think he's embarrassed?
17:29Yeah.
17:29We were like on our way to Green Bay.
17:31But it's also, that's the best.
17:33That's the best thing that he could possibly do.
17:34But listen to this.
17:35We were like on our way to Green Bay and he was just talking to Chief.
17:37He's like, I'm not saying anything.
17:39I think it's just going to pop off.
17:43Steven definitely unironically likes it.
17:46This song's not terrible.
17:48What'd you guys think of White Sox David's video?
17:51Excellent.
17:51So I, there's just like a feeling you get of like the secondhand embarrassment.
17:57You can't describe it.
17:58That was one night.
17:59Like I clicked out of it so quick and I feel bad.
18:03He put a lot of like effort into it.
18:05He thought it was a masterpiece, which again makes it so special.
18:10So you think Dave will call you on a name today?
18:13They, Chuck Naso asked me to be here for it and everything.
18:17So I don't know if they want me to come on.
18:19I'll come on.
18:20If not, then no, we do.
18:22I know he's nuts, but did he, does he, he really thought it was good?
18:25It wasn't.
18:25Yes.
18:26I don't know.
18:27No, no.
18:28He thought it was good.
18:29100%.
18:30Yeah, but that's, how do you know that?
18:33Like, I think he knew he, he's fucking kissing himself.
18:36He didn't.
18:37There he is.
18:37There he is.
18:38Dave, you knew that was a, like a, look at his face.
18:43This guy's crazy.
18:45He's muted.
18:49You think I think that was good, Dave?
18:50I know.
18:51Yes.
18:51Are you insane?
18:53Did you fly to LA for this?
18:54Yeah.
18:56No, you did?
18:58Oh, why didn't you just make it to Chicago?
19:02You couldn't do it in Chicago, Dave?
19:03Oh, I did the, I did the music video in the green screen here.
19:07Yeah.
19:07All right.
19:08Thanks, Dave.
19:08Is that it?
19:10That's it.
19:11I don't believe you.
19:12Okay.
19:12Oh, no.
19:15We're back, baby.
19:17Everybody thought they'd never see us again.
19:20We're here.
19:21Aunt Lou's TikTok, girls.
19:23Better hope TikTok.
19:27That doesn't real.
19:28Nah, we, you know what?
19:30We have, in the budget, we have room for one Reels girl.
19:33Who wants to be the Reels girl?
19:34Anika put her hand up first, so.
19:38There were TikTokers panicking.
19:39Not even just them, just all over the app.
19:42Do they know where they work?
19:43We're Supreme Court justices.
19:45Everyone's got a job for life.
19:47China or Trump?
19:48Get, get this shit banned.
19:50China.
19:51China, you want TikTok.
19:52What are you talking about?
19:56All right.
19:56What are we doing?
19:57So I guess you can do that.
19:58If you won't let me block your shot.
20:00Correct.
20:01Which it would be weird.
20:02Well, it would never.
20:02Are we making realistic TikToks or unrealistic TikToks?
20:05You would never block my shot.
20:07You would never block my shot.
20:08I could.
20:10No.
20:11Yeah, I could.
20:12But that's besides the point.
20:14You can block my shot.
20:15I can't do this.
20:17I've been on a phone that I can shoot.
20:19I have more than I can shoot.
20:22Oh my God.
20:24Nice shot.
20:27Fuck.
20:29Uh-oh.
20:30You would never block my shot.
20:31I can't do this.
20:34Okay, what are we doing?
20:35All right, what are we doing?
20:36I gotta go.
20:37Yeah, go, go, go.
20:38Those are my glasses.
20:39They're mine now.
20:40Oh my God.
20:41All right, come on.
20:42What are we doing?
20:42What are we doing?
20:43Right there.
20:43What do I have to do?
20:45I'm just gonna go like this.
20:46Like, I'm gonna dab you up.
20:47I'm gonna go.
20:49And then just keep walking.
20:50And then you're like, what the fuck?
20:52Yeah.
20:55Or things like that.
20:59Seriously?
21:00Yes.
21:01Always do.
21:02Can't wait to see that one.
21:03We gotta get rid of PMT.
21:05Seriously.
21:06You just replace them single-handedly.
21:08Look at him over there.
21:08He's grinding ass.
21:10Grinding ass.
21:12Unless his butt crack is out.
21:13He has a three-inch long ass.
21:17What?
21:17His pockets are right here.
21:34I love that quarter zip.
21:35It looks so lightweight and perfect for working out in.
21:38It's the Colby quarter zip from Legends
21:40and it's the most perfect piece ever.
21:42I can wear it on my walks, but I can also
21:44layer it with other things.
21:45And I think I'm the only one in the office who has it.
21:48Are you sure?
21:50Wait.
21:51Why are you copying me?
21:52I'm not copying you.
21:54I just love working out on these.
21:56Clearly.
21:56Great minds think alike.
21:58So head on over to legends.com and pick one up for yourself.
22:05Oh.
22:09Oh.
22:11Oh.
22:11Oh.
22:12Oh.
22:12Oh.
22:13Oh.
22:13Oh.
22:14Oh.
22:14Oh.
22:15Oh.
22:15Oh.
22:16Oh.
22:17Oh, fuck.
22:20Oh.
22:21Oh.
22:21Oh.
22:23Oh, no.
22:23Oh.
22:24Oh.
22:24Oh.
22:25Oh.
22:25Oh, my right nut.
22:28Tonight we are eating a live.
22:32We're bringing live gators.
22:33No, we're bringing a cooked gator
22:35into the office catered by Frontier Chicago,
22:40Me, Donnie, White Sox, Dave, Zaa, and Maresh, and Eddie
22:46are gonna be taking down just a full gator.
22:47We can't leave until it's finished.
22:49It feeds 10 people, and we're gonna do it
22:51with five and a half.
22:54Actually, Zaa's kind of thick.
22:55We'll get five and seven, three quarters.
22:57Finding a gator in Chicago should be hard,
22:59but I made one call to Wonton Don
23:01and he knew exactly where to go.
23:02I was talking to Nick today.
23:03He said gators are chewy.
23:07So I'm thinking four hour, three and a half,
23:10four hours is my guess.
23:11Apparently, I found out after the tweet was fired.
23:14So the tweet was fired with my face on the,
23:17well, I said yes.
23:18He asked me when I was over here.
23:20I said yes, I'll do it.
23:24That's all, literally, I was just told,
23:25yo, Moo can't sleep.
23:26Didn't tell me what we're doing whatsoever.
23:28After the graphic was fired out,
23:30I found out that I have to eat a fucking alligator.
23:33So I'm worried.
23:34Maresh, I don't know if he's taking the piss out of me.
23:36He's telling me that it's a 20-foot alligator.
23:38I don't know how the fuck you'd get that in the office.
23:40And I don't think alligators even get to 20 feet.
23:42That's more crocodiles, but.
23:45Yeah, I guess I gotta eat alligator.
23:47I had barbecue for lunch and that's literally it.
23:51I'm gonna have to work out an appetite
23:52and otherwise I can't get out of that place.
23:54I don't know how my stomach's gonna hold up
23:56with the whole alligator.
23:57I feel fine, but my issue is,
24:00is Moo did a little false advertising on us, I feel.
24:03He said we're gonna eat a gator.
24:04He completely forgot to say that we can't leave
24:08until we finish the gator.
24:09Insane move.
24:10I'm not excited for it because I go to sleep
24:13at like 9.30 every night.
24:15My main concern is like just,
24:18there's gonna be gross parts of the gator.
24:20Like who's gonna eat the gross parts?
24:22But we have Za, respectfully,
24:26like I think that's a job he would take on.
24:30Why would it be Za?
24:31Because he's taken on a lot of different exotic animals.
24:34Just because he's from Africa?
24:36I know that exactly, yes.
24:38What if he was from Australia?
24:41Then I wouldn't say that.
24:42There's lots of exotic animals there.
24:44They don't eat them like Za does.
24:46Hey, you know that.
24:47I think you're stereotyping.
24:48This guy's an idiot.
24:49It's gonna be fun.
24:50We're gonna eat lots of gator.
24:51We paid a lot of money for this gator.
24:53Are we live yet?
24:54No.
24:56I'm just making sure.
24:57What technology do you think exists
24:59that allows that to broadcast to fucking YouTube?
25:03Hey.
25:06I mean, that doesn't seem like it's that unfeasible.
25:10It was your suggestion, the 20 foot gator?
25:13It's not a 20 foot gator.
25:14But gators don't get to 20 feet.
25:17Gators don't get to 20 feet.
25:18I told him it was a 20 foot gator.
25:20That's what we paid for.
25:21Hey, isn't there-
25:22I think there are alligators 20 feet long.
25:24This guy's thinking we're hunting gator,
25:25we're just eating it.
25:26There he is, Ed.
25:27I dressed for the occasion.
25:28I see you did it, at all.
25:30What's dressed for the occasion?
25:32This guy's got Buddha's buds.
25:33Salmon, gator, crocodile.
25:36What the fuck's a gaviole?
25:38That shit looks Amazonian.
25:40Oh, I've seen those on like planet earth and shit.
25:43We have a gator, a smoked gator.
25:46We're gonna chop this bad boy up,
25:47show y'all how Frontier brings the whole gator to Chicago.
25:51Okay, we can do this.
25:52Oh, we can do that.
25:53We can do this.
25:54I thought this was gonna be like
25:56stretching out of the doorway.
25:57Are you guys out of your fucking mind?
26:02Oh, yeah, that's really good.
26:13Gator bum.
26:15Gator bum.
26:33Yeah, a bad piece of gator.
26:35Really bad piece of gator.
26:37Whoa, that sucked.
26:39First career Moop Can't Sleep is in the books.
26:42I thought it went great.
26:43That was a lot of fun.
26:43Yeah, I had a blast.
26:45I loved just chopping it up with the boys.
26:46The gator, okay, never having that again.
26:49That was tough.
26:50And it's nothing against the place.
26:51That place rocks.
26:52A lot of good food there, but,
26:55I don't know.
26:56I don't know.
26:57I don't know.
26:57I don't know.
26:58I don't know.
26:59I don't know.
27:00I don't know.
27:02The gator was tough.
27:03Yeah, but you know what?
27:04I don't feel horrible.
27:06But we got through it.
27:07Took some great calls.
27:08Overall, fun night.
27:10Good fucking fun night.