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00:00Actually, it's not good when it's cold.
00:03You have to cook it.
00:05There's firewood. Why did you turn it off?
00:07There's firewood.
00:08It's just a light at the back.
00:10It's fake. Fake fire.
00:12The pipe is right.
00:14It's because there's a fire alarm here.
00:18Why is there no smoke?
00:19It's even colder.
00:21What's their next scene, Bella?
00:23Huh?
00:24Huh?
00:25How do we get rid of the waiters?
00:29Because no one is buying.
00:31There are too many waiters.
00:33Guys.
00:34Wait.
00:35Our best actor in a tambay role is always steady.
00:39Yes.
00:41Alright, boys.
00:43Wait.
00:45Do you want to see what will happen?
00:47Yes.
00:48Let's play it.
00:50What's that?
00:52What's that?
00:54You turned off the play?
00:56Let's watch our play.
00:58That's too much.
01:00Jugs, what's that?
01:02That's too much.
01:04Koyo is white now.
01:06Let's go tambay.
01:08That's too much, Jugs.
01:10It's like there's a lot of smoke.
01:12We're here.
01:14It's like there's not enough tambay.
01:16Let's add more.
01:18Jarell, come here.
01:20Jarell.
01:22Come here.
01:24Let's go.
01:26Ryan, don't leave Bella's boyfriend.
01:30Is it okay for us to be here?
01:32In front of your stall.
01:34What stall?
01:36Sir, can we sit here?
01:38No.
01:40Why are we here?
01:42This is a public place.
01:44Do you have a permit?
01:46Sir, excuse me.
01:48I need to sell something.
01:50That's bad manners.
01:52He's going to eat a fish.
01:54Sir, can we sit here?
02:00Oh my goodness.
02:02I like this place.
02:04Is that your favorite?
02:06I don't know.
02:08What do you call that?
02:12Bubble gum chocolate.
02:14Let's eat.
02:16What do you call it when there are two fish?
02:18Two.
02:22He doesn't like fish anymore.
02:24He only eats blood.
02:26That's my favorite.
02:28Why are you here?
02:30Why are you here?
02:32This is our stall.
02:34Sir, I asked for permission.
02:36We have a permit.
02:38Why do you need a permit?
02:40He doesn't want to eat.
02:42He doesn't want to eat.
02:44How can I sell this?
02:46What time is it?
02:48Don't be like that.
02:50Do you have a permit?
02:52Yes, I do.
02:54Where's the vinegar?
02:56Where's the vinegar?
02:58There it is.
03:00Where's your permit?
03:02He's trying to steal it.
03:08Where's your permit?
03:10He doesn't want to eat.
03:12I'm sorry, sir.
03:14Don't do that.
03:16You should have a permit.
03:18You should have a permit.
03:20You should have a permit.
03:22If you're in a stall,
03:24you should have a permit.
03:26Why don't you have a permit?
03:28Suddenly, there will be friendship.
03:30He'll eat and lick the blood.
03:32He'll eat and lick the blood.
03:34He'll eat and lick the blood.
03:36Because he's leaving.
03:38That's Betamax.
03:40What's this?
03:42I've never seen this.
03:44How can I eat this?
03:46It's your favorite, right?
03:48That's chocolate.
03:50Let me see.
03:52It's yummy.
03:54In the first bite, it's so tasty.
04:00Oh my!
04:02How does it taste?
04:04It's like a pumpkin.
04:06He's going to finish the fish.
04:08Okay, okay.
04:10Who's ordering that?
04:12I can hear a voice.
04:14I can't stop it.
04:16What he's ordering is what I'm doing.
04:18For fun.
04:20Finish it.
04:22Finish it.
04:24Finish it.
04:26Finish it.
04:28Finish it.
04:30Hey!
04:32How much do I have to eat?
04:34That's 5 pesos.
04:36It's delicious.
04:38And because of that,
04:40he's enjoying it.
04:42He's going to eat both of them.
04:46Why did you leave me alone?
04:48You're going to come back.
04:52He's going to get tired.
04:54What are you going to do
04:56when you're selling?
04:58You're talking.
05:00You're having fun but there's no sound.
05:02Sir, excuse me.
05:04You can't sell here.
05:06This is our territory.
05:08We don't have sound.
05:12Sir, let's sit here.
05:14There's nothing to sell.
05:16You're blocking the way.
05:18But they're having fun without sound.
05:22Sir, I really need to finish what I'm selling.
05:24It's almost time.
05:28Sir.
05:32Hey!
05:34Hey!
05:36Jarin will dance too.
05:38Jarin!
05:40Hey!
05:42Hey!
05:44Dexter will dance too.
05:46Dexter!
05:48Wow!
05:50Wow!
05:52Wow!
05:54So, you know what?
05:56Dexter doesn't sell.
05:58He's a discoverer.
06:00Thank you very much.
06:02Number 2.
06:04What can you say to Mikey Niles?
06:08He's really a good guy.
06:10With respect.
06:12He's a good guy.
06:14He's a good guy.
06:16This is number 3.
06:20Kimmy, what is he going to do?
06:22Number 3 will
06:24request the customer
06:26to put the fat
06:28in front of the barbecue.
06:32Go!
06:34The customers are MC and Lassie.
06:36What do you want to buy?
06:38Barbecue.
06:40Where's the fat?
06:42You're the one who's talking.
06:44Wow!
06:46You didn't flip it.
06:48Wow!
06:50You didn't flip it.
06:52The end of the barbecue is broken.
06:54You're a liar.
06:56He said, just hurt it.
06:58Is that real?
07:00No, it's fake.
07:02He flipped it.
07:04Wow!
07:08Lassie will flip it again.
07:10Can I request?
07:12I don't want the fat at the end.
07:14I want it at the beginning.
07:16Wow!
07:18MC will flip it again.
07:20Wait a minute.
07:22The barbecue is at the front.
07:24You're the one who's talking.
07:26Wow!
07:28Can you just hurt it?
07:30Wait a minute.
07:32What?
07:34Can I request?
07:36Put the fat in front of the barbecue.
07:38Put all the fat in front of the barbecue.
07:40Put it in front of the barbecue.
07:42We'll pay you double.
07:44Put it in front of the barbecue.
07:46Put it in front of the barbecue.
07:48Put it in front of the barbecue.
07:50There you go.
07:52I'm holding a barbecue.
07:54That's a tenga.
07:56This is the barbecue.
07:58He can't hear because he's grilling the tenga.
08:02He's grilling it.
08:04Can I put it in front of the barbecue?
08:06Sir, can I put the fat in front of the barbecue?
08:08Okay, ma'am.
08:10Just wait.
08:12Are you sure?
08:14We'll pay you double.
08:16Can I put the fat in the noodles?
08:18There you go.
08:20Can I put the fat in the noodles?
08:22Put it in front of the barbecue.
08:26The tenga has cotton pads.
08:28You're so kind.
08:30Can I put the fat in the noodles?
08:32You're holding it with your hands.
08:34That's okay.
08:36It has gloves.
08:38How much is it?
08:40It's 20 pesos.
08:4220 pesos?
08:44Because the fat is in front of the barbecue?
08:46It's 20 pesos.
08:48Can I request anything from the customer?
08:50It's okay.
08:54Okay, thank you very much.
08:56He'll give it to you.
08:58He's so kind.
09:00Even if it's already cooked, he still gave it to you.
09:02Isn't it hot?
09:04I don't know about him.
09:06I think it's because the blood is cold.
09:08It's frozen blood.
09:10He didn't grill it.
09:12Thank you so much.
09:14What did you notice about the moves of Clea?
09:18The first one was wrong.
09:20Number one.
09:22I chose number two.
09:24She still has respect
09:26for the people
09:28who let her go.
09:30As for number three,
09:32I didn't really
09:34like
09:36the action
09:38that she did earlier in the scene.
09:40But what she showed
09:42will be followed by the customer's request.
09:44Based on their moves,
09:46Clea, one, two, or three?
09:48Can I choose
09:50my partner?
09:52Yes, Carla.
09:54She's also number two.
09:56See? I told you.
09:58Why?
10:00Because she knows
10:02how to cook
10:04for the customers.
10:06I think she cleaned your feet.
10:08Why?
10:10Because she's like that.
10:12She's like a couscous.
10:14The part where she's drooling
10:16is the part where she's licking her lips.
10:18That's what she's doing.
10:20She's rolling her lips.
10:22She's rolling her lips because she's next to Jaren.
10:24Then she says to Jaren,
10:26Jaren, you're so cute.
10:30So, you're both number two.
10:32Number two.
10:34Okay, this is our last take.
10:36We have a question.
10:38Based on
10:40your choices,
10:42based on their answers
10:44to our question,
10:48who will get the answer
10:50from the real bread winner
10:52who sells
10:54barbecue?
10:56Number one, this is your question.
10:58It's wrong
11:00if a vendor
11:02leaves his shop
11:04because it will be burned.
11:08Is it wrong
11:10if a bread winner
11:12leaves his family's responsibility
11:14and focuses on himself?
11:16It's wrong
11:18if a vendor
11:20leaves his shop
11:22because it will be burned.
11:24And it's not wrong
11:26to leave
11:28your love for life
11:30because I believe
11:32in a saying that
11:34if you're the one
11:36who will take care of your family,
11:38no matter how hard
11:40or how painful
11:42your body is, you can do it.
11:44Because you're
11:46the bread winner of your family,
11:48so you can understand
11:50all the pain
11:52and you'll endure it
11:54even if you know you'll get hurt.
12:00Wow, you understand.
12:02So, is it wrong
12:04or not wrong?
12:06It's not wrong.
12:08So, it's not wrong
12:10if a bread winner
12:12leaves his family's responsibility?
12:14He can focus on himself.
12:16Because you're the bread winner
12:18of your family,
12:20so no matter how hard
12:22you can endure it for them.
12:24So,
12:26it's the opposite.
12:28See?
12:30You're confused.
12:32I really get it.
12:34Am I the only one
12:36who doesn't get it?
12:44What do you mean?
12:46Because you said, if you're the bread winner,
12:48no matter how hard
12:50you'll endure it for your family.
12:54So, is it right
12:56to leave your family's responsibility?
12:58It's not.
13:00It's not right.
13:02So, he won't leave his family?
13:04No.
13:06For himself?
13:08Family before you.
13:10His family before him.
13:12Thank you so much.
13:16What about you?
13:18It's wrong if a bread winner
13:20leaves his family's responsibility
13:22because he'll get burned.
13:24What if
13:26the bread winner
13:28leaves his family's responsibility
13:30to focus on himself?
13:32For me, it's wrong.
13:34Because we're all
13:36having a hard time with our jobs
13:38and responsibilities.
13:40But if we love what we're doing,
13:42even if we're tired,
13:44we can do it.
13:46We can rest,
13:48but let's not stop.
13:50Let's just help our loved ones.
13:52Because it's our responsibility.
13:54And at the end of the day,
13:56we're all in this together.
13:58So, let's not leave our family.
14:00Oh.
14:02Perfect.
14:04I feel like he's really on a pageant.
14:06Yes.
14:08At the end of the day,
14:10you'll hear people saying,
14:12how much is this?
14:14It's only 20.
14:16At the end of the day,
14:18it'll be 25.
14:20Thank you so much.
14:26It's wrong for a vendor to leave his shop
14:28because it'll get burned, right?
14:30Yes.
14:32What if the bread winner thinks,
14:34I'll leave my family's responsibility
14:36and focus on myself?
14:38Is that wrong?
14:40No.
14:42Because once you've made your goal for them,
14:44you can choose what's best for you.
14:48That's all.
14:50Short but sweet.
14:52I get it.
14:54You've done what you can.
14:56That's enough.
14:58Now, it's my turn.
15:00I'll be the first.
15:02In our stories,
15:04that's the struggle of a lot of bread winners.
15:06They don't know when they can stop.
15:08Is this right?
15:10Did I do it?
15:12When can I stop?
15:14It's hard for them to figure out
15:16when they can stop.
15:18For him,
15:20I'll make a part call.
15:22I'll stop on my own.
15:24Based on what you've heard,
15:26Kleya,
15:28who's the bread winner
15:30that you think is the real bread winner?
15:34I think it's number 2.
15:36Number 2.
15:38Number 2.
15:40It's a mood.
15:42Number 2.
15:44Is that right?
15:46It's really number 2.
15:48Carla,
15:50who do you think is number 2?
15:52What do you think, Carla?
15:54I have a gut feeling
15:56that it's number 3.
15:58You need to dance.
16:02Dance, Jaren.
16:08I have a gut feeling that it's number 3.
16:14Why is it number 3?
16:16Because...
16:18She's shy.
16:20Who's the one who's crying?
16:26I really have a gut feeling
16:28that it's number 3.
16:30But it's so clean that it's number 2.
16:32So, what do you think?
16:362 or 3?
16:383.
16:40Sorry, it's really 3.
16:42Ryan,
16:44who are you choosing?
16:46He's surprised.
16:50He's staring at Norman.
16:52My English is bad, mommy.
16:54Sorry.
16:56So that Norman can understand.
16:58How about you?
17:00Who among the three guys here
17:02do you think is the real bread winner?
17:04I think the third one as well.
17:06Why third one?
17:08Why not two?
17:10I don't understand much of what he said.
17:12I have to purely base this
17:14on aesthetics.
17:16There's like a color difference
17:18between his legs and his arms.
17:20And that just makes it look like
17:22he stands by...
17:24He's like an investigator.
17:28In fairness.
17:30Maybe too much vinegar
17:32for the legs.
17:36So, you chose number...
17:383.
17:403.
17:42You said 2 earlier.
17:442.
17:46He's consistent.
17:48Madlang people,
17:50show Clea
17:52who among you
17:54is the bread winner.
17:561, 2, 3.
17:58There's a lot of 1s.
18:00There's a lot of 2s here.
18:02It's even.
18:04I see a lot of 2s.
18:10Okay, Clea.
18:12You need to write here, Clea.
18:14Oh my gosh.
18:16Who do you think
18:18is the bread winner
18:20who sells
18:22isaw?
18:26Carla said number 3.
18:30Most of the Madlang people in the studio
18:32said number 2.
18:34Norman said boyfriend de Bella
18:36number 3.
18:38Jaren said
18:40number 1.
18:46Clea, who is the bread winner
18:48who sells isaw?
18:52And the bread winner
18:54who sells isaw is...
18:58Number 3.
19:02Number 3.
19:04Number 3.
19:06That's what I was thinking.
19:08She followed Carla.
19:10I followed Carla.
19:12That was sudden.
19:14Who was first?
19:162.
19:18She suddenly convinced you.
19:203.
19:22It's because of Bella's boyfriend.
19:24There's a point to that.
19:26Clea said number 3.
19:28It's time for us to meet
19:30the members of their family.
19:32Last minute,
19:34Clea said number 3.
19:36Madlang people,
19:38did you say number 3?
19:42It looks like
19:44Clea said number 3.
19:48And the bread winner
19:50who sells isaw
19:52is number...
20:023.
20:083.
20:10Clea is right.
20:14Nice one, Carla.
20:16That was a nice last minute change of heart.
20:20And because it's right,
20:22Ohoge's hatching
20:24is stronger than Confetti.
20:28Bless you.
20:30Carla, you have
20:3210,000 pesos.
20:38Watch the movie again.
20:40Thank you very much.