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00:00Oh, yeah
00:02Oh, yes
00:04Hey, hey, hey
00:06Hey, hey, hey
00:08Hey, hey, hey
00:10Good job
00:12Wait, we're going to the folk dance
00:14Yeah
00:16A little more more
00:18Hey, hey, hey
00:20Oh, hey
00:22Hey, hey
00:24It's like a pillow.
00:26Or a pillow.
00:28Like a pizzeria.
00:30Okay, the three of you,
00:32Ryan,
00:34and Jackie,
00:36will act as Darren's present.
00:38Wow!
00:40I bet.
00:42You'll light a candle.
00:46Action!
00:48Why did you bring
00:50your ex here?
00:52Because I gave him
00:54my motorcycle.
00:56That's why I'm here.
00:58Because I paid for it.
01:00What do you have to do with this?
01:02You just paid for it,
01:04but you're not the one making the money.
01:06That's why I'm here.
01:08Because I paid for it.
01:10It hurts to talk to you.
01:12It hurts to talk to you.
01:14My motorcycle is broken.
01:16My heart is broken too.
01:18Wait a minute.
01:20Noelo said,
01:22what am I doing here?
01:24Wait a minute.
01:26You're in front of us.
01:28We can't see you.
01:30That's my job.
01:32I thought he was looking at me.
01:34Someone's fighting at my house.
01:38For content?
01:40Someone's fighting.
01:42I'm watching you.
01:44Do you want more people?
01:46You're my force.
01:48You're going to make me cry.
01:50You're my force.
01:52That's a close-up.
01:54We're going to make them close up.
01:56Action!
01:58You took my motorcycle.
02:00You took my boyfriend.
02:02I'm not taking anything from you.
02:04He's the one who left you.
02:06That's why this motorcycle is broken.
02:08Because of you.
02:10You know what?
02:12When I gave it to you,
02:14where did you go?
02:16Excuse me.
02:18Are you going to do something?
02:20I don't know.
02:22We haven't fixed the light.
02:24Are you going to fix it?
02:26We don't know how to fix the light.
02:28We're going to fix the light.
02:30Because it's getting dark.
02:34What's dark?
02:36Light or you?
02:38What did he say?
02:40What's dark?
02:42What did he say?
02:44Your mouth is dirty.
02:50What happened to the light?
02:52Where are you going?
02:54You're traveling at night.
02:56I brought it to Antipolo.
02:58Suddenly, the light went out.
03:00The light is important
03:02because you can't drive properly.
03:04It's dark there.
03:06He told me that the carburetor is broken.
03:08How do you know?
03:10Of course, I know.
03:12If the carburetor is broken,
03:14if you feel that it's not good,
03:16you need to clean it.
03:18If you feel that the carburetor is not good.
03:20What's the carburetor?
03:22When you're taking a bath,
03:24the light is on.
03:26It's good that the light is on.
03:28It's dark here in the barangay.
03:30It's not fixed.
03:32He's our chairman.
03:34What's the carburetor?
03:36I don't know what you're talking about.
03:38This one.
03:40If there's a spark,
03:42it won't run properly.
03:46That's why you need to clean it.
03:50It's like having a boyfriend.
03:52You need to take care of your car.
03:56You can't leave it there.
04:00Don't worry.
04:02I'll take care of this.
04:08Go, go, go!
04:10Go, go, go!
04:12Go, go, go!
04:14You can't leave it there.
04:16You can't leave it there.
04:18It's like having a baby shark.
04:20It's like having a baby shark.
04:22What about me?
04:24Why?
04:26Why did you do that?
04:28What did you do?
04:30He's quick to fix it.
04:32It's because of the insurance.
04:34It's simple.
04:36He's quick to fix it.
04:38How much does it cost?
04:40The labor is around
04:42300 pesos.
04:44And the parts,
04:46we'll see how much we can get.
04:48But the labor is cheap.
04:50How much is all of this?
04:54Here,
04:56it's around 3.
04:583?
05:003 million?
05:02No, 3,000.
05:04He said it's free.
05:063,000.
05:08It's free.
05:10It's 3,000, not 3,000.
05:12It's 3,000.
05:14You'll have to pay.
05:16Is this going to break?
05:18It's okay.
05:20Let's see how bright the light is.
05:22Light it up.
05:24Light it up.
05:26Light it up.
05:28There's no gas.
05:30There's no gas.
05:32I don't know how to light it up.
05:34I don't know.
05:36It's like a skateboard.
05:38There's no gas.
05:40How do I light it up?
05:44I can't light it up.
05:48Maybe it's still on.
05:50There, it's on.
05:52There's the light.
05:54It's blinking.
05:56There's a signal.
05:58There's a signal.
06:00That's important.
06:02What about the headlight?
06:04There's a signal.
06:06Turn on the light.
06:08There's the headlight.
06:10There's a signal.
06:12There it is.
06:14That's great.
06:16You can put the washing machine
06:18on your motorcycle.
06:20That's basic.
06:24That's great.
06:26You can turn on the light.
06:28Number 3, please come down.
06:32The next thing that will happen
06:34in the third scene is...
06:36There will be
06:38a chain.
06:40Coach Bimmy will do it.
06:42That's not Coach Bimmy.
06:46Who will do it?
06:48Ayon and Juggs.
06:52Is this your wife's gift to you?
06:54Bro,
06:56look at our chain.
06:58Because you're too heavy,
07:00the chain broke.
07:02I'm not riding it.
07:04It's riding on you.
07:06No, it's not riding on me.
07:08Really?
07:10No.
07:12Why?
07:14We'll put the chain.
07:16What can you do?
07:18We don't have money.
07:20We'll ask for remission.
07:22Okay.
07:24Just the chain?
07:26Yes, the chain and
07:28the thing that always gets discharged.
07:30Put the chain first.
07:32Let's put the chain first.
07:34How will you do it?
07:38Do you know how to fix it?
07:40Yes, even if it's dark.
07:42Why don't you fix it?
07:46This is a scene.
07:48Sorry.
07:50There you go.
07:52You need to fix it.
07:54How will you put it in front of you?
07:56It's broken.
07:58Maybe you need to go on a diet.
08:00This motorcycle is broken.
08:02I'll buy a new one.
08:04No, don't do that.
08:06He won't adjust.
08:08What do you need?
08:10It's broken.
08:12I'll fix it.
08:14There you go.
08:16I thought you gave it to me.
08:18I thought you gave it to me.
08:20But it's broken.
08:22Let's remove it.
08:24There you go.
08:26I'll drink first.
08:32He's scolding you.
08:36What should we do?
08:38Why does our motorcycle always get discharged?
08:40When the motorcycle gets discharged,
08:42either it's broken,
08:44the battery,
08:46the battery,
08:48maybe there's a lot of things
08:50in here,
08:52like lights,
08:54loud speakers.
08:56I thought
08:58because of my friend's trip,
09:00if it gets discharged,
09:02he won't be able to do anything.
09:04That's not allowed.
09:06It should be heated.
09:08It's okay.
09:10Let's just attach this.
09:12It's like the chain is not attached.
09:14Let's just attach this.
09:16I think we need more things.
09:18That's not a bicycle.
09:20Why did you put a lock?
09:22You can't put it in the end.
09:24You need to open it.
09:26Don't be sad.
09:28It's more fun.
09:32The real breadwinner of mechanical
09:34is Ayan.
09:38Okay, let's cut.
09:44Do they need to wipe it
09:46because their hands are dirty?
09:48Or later?
09:50Based on their moves,
09:52who do you choose?
09:54Earlier, in the first round,
09:56it was number 1.
09:58But now, who is it?
10:001, 2, or 3?
10:02It's still number 1.
10:04Because?
10:06For me,
10:08he was able to attach the wheel
10:10so quickly.
10:12When I asked him,
10:14he was able to answer.
10:16He didn't understand,
10:18but he was able to answer.
10:24Number 3,
10:26Ayan is better at it.
10:30Lin?
10:32It's okay.
10:34Emelia?
10:36Emelia Garcia?
10:38KD-Lex is still number 1.
10:40Meme is still number 1.
10:42Yes, number 1.
10:44Meme smiles when he is called.
10:46Who is number 1?
10:48Ayan, are you done?
10:50They need to smile.
10:54When number 1 smiles,
10:56call number 2.
10:58Hello, number 2.
11:00Hello.
11:02Of course,
11:04you're still smiling.
11:06Can you still laugh
11:08for a few hours?
11:10It's heavy.
11:12It weighs a few kilos.
11:14Correct.
11:16Okay.
11:18Let's ask Oggy.
11:20Because there are a lot of cars here.
11:22A lot?
11:24There are a lot of cars here.
11:30Who do you think
11:32is the breadwinner?
11:341, 2, or 3?
11:36I'm asking you.
11:38Maybe you'll answer.
11:40Maybe the audience will order.
11:421 or 2?
11:44Why?
11:46Because they're good at composing.
11:48They're fast.
11:50But I'll go with 2.
11:52Do you want to know why?
11:56Because he prepared an answer.
12:00KD-Lex,
12:02this is good.
12:04Because number 2
12:06doesn't look like he's in the sun.
12:08He's always under the sun.
12:10That's it.
12:14If you're going to choose 1 or 2,
12:16what do you think
12:18is number 3's job?
12:22Is it still me?
12:24Yes, it's you.
12:26This is your moment.
12:28Oggy relaxed.
12:30He stretched his legs.
12:32You're too much.
12:36What's number 3's job?
12:38He's a scuba diver.
12:40Do you want to know why?
12:42I want to know why.
12:44It's not good.
12:46Why?
12:48His color is like a scuba diver.
12:52What about number 1?
12:54I think he's
12:56the one who mixes cement.
12:58He mixes cement with sand.
13:00You're always fighting.
13:02Do you agree, Jackie and Teddy?
13:06He's a scuba diver.
13:08Maybe he's scuba diving.
13:10That's different.
13:12I think number 2
13:14is the mechanic.
13:16Do you know who knows that?
13:18Who?
13:20Kareel.
13:22You said it.
13:24I'll go with 1.
13:26Why?
13:28He knows everything
13:30I asked him.
13:32And he sent you his profile.
13:34No.
13:36And what Alexa said
13:38about Coco.
13:40Yes.
13:42Kareel
13:44was chosen to ride a motorcycle.
13:46That's the reason.
13:50He didn't know that
13:52when the motorcycle is ready,
13:54he'll jump.
13:56What happened?
13:58He fell.
14:00The motorcycle's CC is too high.
14:02He got CC.
14:04So, Kareel,
14:06number 1.
14:08I don't have an answer.
14:10I'll listen to the expert.
14:12That's why I don't want to answer.
14:14Alright.
14:16It's the last one.
14:18Let's ask them something.
14:20You'll choose
14:22based on
14:24how you'll feel
14:26when they answer your question.
14:28You said that you're
14:30the breadwinner
14:32and the mechanic.
14:34The question is,
14:36if there's something
14:38that can
14:40destroy
14:42your family,
14:46what is it and why?
14:48If there's something
14:50that can destroy your family,
14:52what is it and why?
15:00Start.
15:02If there's something
15:04that can destroy your family,
15:06what is it and why?
15:08Because
15:10you're doing a lot
15:12as a breadwinner
15:14in your family.
15:16You're facing a lot of issues
15:18and problems every day.
15:20What's the issue
15:22in your family
15:24that you'll fix?
15:26We'll be happy
15:28every day.
15:32Why? Are you always sad?
15:34Is that why you'll fix it?
15:36No.
15:38Why will you fix it?
15:40What's the problem
15:42of this family?
15:44Because every family
15:46has a problem or issue.
15:48We don't have a problem in our family.
15:50Thank you. Bye.
15:52Your family is imperfect.
15:54You don't have a problem.
15:56But there's money.
15:58But our big problem
16:00is financial
16:02because we have a lot of siblings.
16:04Because you have a lot of siblings.
16:06So you feel
16:08that having a lot of siblings
16:10is a big deal
16:12because your family is poor.
16:14Yes.
16:16So how will you fix it?
16:20I'll do my best
16:22and I'll give everything to them.
16:24If I can,
16:26I'll find a way.
16:28It's hard to say.
16:30I can't...
16:32Just write it down.
16:34Okay.
16:36Okay.
16:38I'm sorry.
16:40Thank you very much.
16:42Let's look at the second one.
16:44Oh, this one will make you angry.
16:48If you're going to fix
16:50something
16:52that's broken in your family
16:54because that's what you do as a mechanic.
16:56You fix broken things.
16:58There's something like that in families.
17:00It's like there's an issue
17:02in your family or problem.
17:04What will you fix first
17:06in your family?
17:08When my brother
17:10passed away
17:12in 2011,
17:14I was the breadwinner.
17:18I had a helper.
17:20He was the eldest
17:22and I was the second.
17:24My parents were just
17:26my mom and dad.
17:28They made electric fans.
17:30When my brother
17:32passed away,
17:34I was the breadwinner.
17:36During the pandemic,
17:38we were just selling things.
17:40We were just selling things online
17:42so that we can do something.
17:44Now,
17:46I just want my family to be whole
17:48even if I don't have money.
17:50I just want my family
17:52to be together.
17:54Last year,
17:56my mom passed away.
17:58It's important for us
18:00to take care of our parents
18:02and our bodies
18:04when we're sick.
18:06That's why
18:08we should prioritize
18:10our well-being.
18:12Our family
18:14should be together
18:16even if we don't have money.
18:18Okay.
18:20But we should also avoid
18:22saying that we should be together
18:24even if we don't have money.
18:26Why do we want to be together
18:28even if we don't have money?
18:30If we can be together
18:32even if we don't have money,
18:34we can still be together.
18:36That's a toxic culture
18:38and belief in society.
18:40It's okay even if we have a lot of things.
18:42Even if we have 30 people in our house
18:44and we don't have food,
18:46we can still be together.
18:48It's not good anymore.
18:50We want to be together
18:52and at the same time,
18:54we have the ability to buy our needs.
18:56We can feed ourselves
18:58and give a decent life
19:00to our family.
19:02We should avoid saying that
19:04we should be together even if we don't have money.
19:06That's not okay.
19:08It's better to be together
19:10so that when your mom
19:12gets sick again,
19:14we can buy medicine.
19:18For sure,
19:20someone will get sick again.
19:22Do you want to be together
19:24but you can't buy medicine?
19:26It's hard.
19:28It's hard.
19:30That's why we should raise our goals in life.
19:32Our targets.
19:36Let's not get used to
19:38a low standard.
19:40Thank you so much.
19:46Number 3.
19:48If you have something to give to your family,
19:50what is it and why?
19:52Maybe,
19:54if I have something,
19:56I want to give it to my two brothers.
20:00First of all,
20:02since my father died
20:04in 2016,
20:06I was in Taiwan.
20:08My father died
20:10because of my brother.
20:12My father and I had a fight
20:14before I left the country.
20:16My brother and I
20:18had a disagreement.
20:20He blamed
20:22my stepfather
20:24because
20:26I started a broken family.
20:28Of course,
20:30they are also a broken family.
20:32My children,
20:34the things that I want to accomplish
20:36for my brother and me,
20:38the rest is okay.
20:40My mother and I are okay
20:42since I don't have a father.
20:44I am also different from my previous family.
20:46My children are also a broken family.
20:48So,
20:50I want to fix
20:52my broken family.
20:54Thank you very much.
20:56Relationship with the siblings.
20:58That's a big thing.
21:00If you're a breadwinner,
21:02you're tired from work
21:04and you have an issue at home.
21:06That's very tiring.
21:08If you don't get along with your siblings,
21:10I hope your relationship will get better.
21:12Your siblings will understand you
21:14and forgive you.
21:16God bless you. Thank you very much.
21:18Come here.
21:20There you go.
21:22By answering that question,
21:24you'll know how they feel.
21:26Because
21:28breadwinners have different
21:30characteristics.
21:32They talk differently.
21:34You'll feel it
21:36when they talk.
21:38After you hear 1, 2, or 3,
21:40you'll write
21:42who
21:44is right
21:46for your choice.
21:48For the question,
21:50alone,
21:52who do you think
21:54is the breadwinner?
22:00Number 1.
22:02He doesn't have a problem with his family.
22:04He feels sorry for his family.
22:06He doesn't have a problem.
22:08Number 3,
22:10he's from Taiwan.
22:12He worked there for a while.
22:14That's a common thing
22:16for OFWs.
22:26Based on the question.
22:32Based on the question.
22:36Number 3.
22:38KD.
22:40I'm conflicted.
22:42Maybe 2.
22:44Based on the question.