ぴったり にちようチャップリン 2025年1月4日 2025年の笑い初め！人気者が勢揃い大新年会
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00:00This year, for the first time in a long time, we are going to have a special event.
00:06It's Chaplin's New Year's Eve 2025!
00:10Congratulations!
00:20This is Chaplin's first year!
00:25I'm so happy!
00:29May I introduce myself?
00:32I'm Haruna, the vitamin of Chaplin!
00:39I'm Tanaka, the visual of Chaplin!
00:44I'm Itoda, the rich hamburger voice of Chaplin!
00:50Nice to meet you!
00:55I've been told by a young AD to do what I've been told to do since I was 24 years old.
01:03The female director of this program has become equal.
01:07She said, don't speak up when you eat a hamburger.
01:11There are a lot of members who will celebrate the New Year with us.
01:20Let's call them.
01:22Mr. Dandy!
01:26He's a young man.
01:31He's funny.
01:33He's doing the Bling Bang Bang for young people.
01:39It's been a long time since I've seen you.
01:42It's been five years.
01:47When I was on the show five years ago,
01:50I said, I'm starting to get fat.
01:54It's been five years since then, so I've gained weight.
02:00Did you gain weight?
02:02I lost weight.
02:07Chaplin has appeared for the first time in five years.
02:10The first is Einstein.
02:19Hello!
02:22Nice to meet you.
02:26I'm sorry to ask this suddenly,
02:28but when we work,
02:30we have a chance to interact with gals.
02:33For example, in the studio.
02:35I'm a little nervous at that time.
02:38Mr. Kawai, do you understand?
02:41What?
02:42Don't you understand?
02:44You don't speak like a gal.
02:46What do you mean?
02:48What do you mean?
02:50It's old.
02:52It's old.
02:54What's that?
02:56I'm studying gal language.
02:58I'm studying gal language.
02:59I want to be recognized by gals.
03:04I want to surpass gals.
03:06That's what I thought.
03:08So when I meet gals,
03:10I tell them what to say.
03:12You're studying.
03:14For example,
03:15gals say,
03:16I'm not fat today.
03:18You say that a lot.
03:20I'm not fat today.
03:22I'm as fat as usual.
03:24I can understand that.
03:26I'm as fat as usual.
03:29I'm as fat as usual.
03:32I can understand that.
03:34But I don't know how to say it.
03:36You don't know how to say it.
03:38I have an idea.
03:40I'm not fat today.
03:42You're not fat today.
03:44I'm as fat as usual.
03:46What?
03:48I'm as fat as usual.
03:50I'm as fat as usual.
03:52I'm as dry as usual.
03:54I'm as dry as usual.
03:56I'm as fat as usual.
03:58How can you say that?
04:00I'm not fat today.
04:02It's something like that.
04:04Something like that.
04:06And on top of this,
04:08you say,
04:09I'm as dry as usual.
04:11I don't know anything.
04:13I'm as dry as usual.
04:15I'm as dry as usual.
04:17And the holdup is bad.
04:19I can say,
04:21I'm as dry as a normal fool
04:23because I'm so fat.
04:25This is my idea.
04:27I don't know what to say.
04:29I don't know what you're talking about.
04:31What is it?
04:32It's about my back.
04:33My back hurts.
04:35I went to a bone sauna.
04:36What is a bone sauna?
04:37A sauna is a place where you get your bones ready.
04:40You get your bones ready, so you go to the sacrum.
04:42What is a sacrum?
04:43You go to the sacrum and stretch out your spine.
04:46Oh, so you stretch it out straight.
04:48Then the gyaru will think,
04:50Oh, this guy is no ordinary person.
04:52They'll think that?
04:53They'll think that.
04:54Then they'll open up and talk about love.
04:57Oh, they'll do that?
04:58Let's say I was cheated on by my boyfriend.
05:00Okay.
05:01Let's say I was cheated on by my boyfriend.
05:03If I was cheated on by my boyfriend,
05:05I'd go to Shiba Kikki.
05:07Kikki? That's noisy.
05:09That's right.
05:10What do you mean?
05:11Don't you have a lot of kikki?
05:12Oh, you want me to say it?
05:13Don't you have a lot of kikki?
05:14Age!
05:15Oh, you want me to say age?
05:17If you don't say age, I'll say hage.
05:20Wait a minute, wait a minute.
05:21I'm going to make it up.
05:23You're going to make it up?
05:24Are you going to cover it up?
05:25I'm going to cover it up.
05:26I'll cover it up.
05:27You said you were cheating on me.
05:28I've heard this before.
05:30Age?
05:31I'll say, age.
05:32This is going to be established.
05:34If you don't say age, you won't say sage.
05:36I'll say hage as well.
05:37I'll say hage as well.
05:38I'll say hage as well.
05:41What kind of a man is that?
05:43Then they'll open up more and more and say anything.
05:47If I was told,
05:48I've been feeling unwell lately.
05:50If I was told,
05:52I'll want to go to One Chan Hyuman One Chan.
05:54Isn't that a pretty good idea?
05:55I don't get it at all.
05:56Don't you know what a dog is?
05:57A dog? Oh, a dog, yes.
05:59Maybe...
05:59A dog.
06:00Yes, a human dog.
06:01It's not a human dog.
06:02Oh, it's a human dog.
06:03Oh, a dog.
06:05Yes.
06:05That's confusing.
06:06It's not wrong to go to a human dog.
06:07Yes, yes, yes.
06:08It's not like,
06:09Sokiha, Sokiha.
06:10It's not Sokiha, Sokiha.
06:11Sokihaken, Sokihaken.
06:13That's too much.
06:14What is that?
06:15You can do it, right?
06:16I think I can.
06:18So, Uchimura-san, how was it?
06:24I'm glad I got to see it after a long time.
06:27It was top-notch.
06:28Ina-chan, you're studying, aren't you?
06:29That's true.
06:30Really.
06:33Uchana, Uchana, Uchana, Uchana.
06:37From my point of view,
06:39Tanaka-san looks like he's looking at his little brother.
06:41He's so kind.
06:42Hagi, Hagi, Hagi.
06:45When he says Hagi, he's always like,
06:47Fwaa, Fwaa.
06:50It's not like he's laughing,
06:52but he's laughing from this side.
06:54Sorry.
06:55Uchimura Children's in Japrinko.
06:58They will go on a rampage in 2025,
07:00and make a big explosion.
07:03Impossible.
07:17Maximum, the hero of Colosseum.
07:39Hey, hey, who is this guy?
07:40I've never seen him before.
07:43My name is Takachi Hokori.
07:45Dorukesu.
07:47I've never heard of Dorukesu.
07:49You should clean up your own dust.
07:55He doesn't move a single eyebrow in front of the audience.
07:58He's quite a prominent man.
08:00Dorukesu.
08:01I'll remember you.
08:06What's wrong, Maximum?
08:08Is that the power of a hero?
08:10Don't be cocky.
08:13If you have an injury on your left arm,
08:15you won't be able to use your power.
08:17What are you talking about?
08:19I saw it.
08:21Yesterday,
08:22you were trying to save a child who was about to be run over by a carriage.
08:25You have an injury on your left arm.
08:27That has nothing to do with you.
08:30A right arm is enough for you.
08:33My name is Takachi Hokori.
08:36Dorukesu.
08:37Even if I beat you,
08:39I won't be happy.
08:41What the hell are you trying to do?
08:48I'll beat you up with this.
08:50You've gone too far.
08:53You've gone too far.
08:54You're going to lose your brain.
08:57I just got a little hurt on my left arm.
09:01Is that still not enough?
09:02No, it's enough.
09:04Don't be so cocky.
09:06Cocky.
09:07Stop it. You're like a violin.
09:10You're like a violin.
09:14I'll beat you up with this.
09:17Ten.
09:19Ten to zero.
09:20You're ten to zero.
09:25What's wrong, Maximum?
09:27It's the first time I've seen a brain, so I feel sick.
09:30It's my fault.
09:31I think I've offended you.
09:33No, it's okay. Don't worry about it.
09:35This isn't fair.
09:37No, it's okay.
09:38You've lost your brain.
09:40It's okay.
09:41It's okay.
09:44What the hell are you doing?
09:47I'll beat you up with this.
09:51You've gone too far.
09:54Hey.
09:57Akihabara.
09:58You're like a violin.
10:00You.
10:02Ten.
10:06You're so strong.
10:08I'll beat you up with this.
10:10You're like a violin.
10:12You're like a violin.
10:13You're like a violin.
10:14You're like a violin.
10:15You're like a violin.
10:21Ten.
10:23One to zero.
10:24Ten.
10:32Ten.
10:35Amazing.
10:37Amazing.
10:39Daigo, how was it?
10:41This is the most interesting thing in this world.
10:44This is it.
10:45The style of the game hasn't changed at all.
10:49It's been a while.
10:51It's a wonderful word.
10:53I cried and laughed.
10:55I'm glad. Thank you.
10:57I took two pictures and put them on the wall.
11:00The reaction of the audience was so fast.
11:03When the real Namatama-kin came.
11:06Namatama-kin.
11:08Namatama-kin actually came.
11:10It was that fast.
11:12How was it?
11:13How was the year 2024?
11:15I'd like to take this opportunity to report to you.
11:19I'm sorry to say this, but I'm married.
11:24I was really happy.
11:26Congratulations.
11:27I'm glad.
11:29I got married on October 9th.
11:33The announcement is December 24th.
11:36Isn't it too late?
11:38Why?
11:40It's a special day.
11:43Congratulations.
11:45Congratulations.
11:48I'm 47 years old.
11:51I'm going to be a father soon, but I'm still aiming to be an idol.
11:54Yutti.
12:06I'm Yutti, 47 years old, aiming to be an idol.
12:14I don't care what happens.
12:17Yutti, when you were walking with your junior Mami and Shinkuu Jessica,
12:22a woman noticed you and said,
12:24Oh, it's Mami. I like her.
12:27It's Shinkuu Jessica. I like her.
12:29Yutti, I don't hate you. I like you.
12:34Don't worry about the little things.
12:37It's a win-win situation.
12:41Yutti, I went to a business meeting for the first time this year.
12:45At that time, the MC called me and said,
12:48I'm 27 years old, aiming to be an idol.
12:54If you call her Honey, she'll call you Pony.
12:57Don't worry about the little things.
13:01It's Yutti.
13:04Don't worry about the little things.
13:07It's a win-win situation.
13:10Yutti, I had a New Year's party.
13:13A woman next to me said,
13:15Oh, it's Yutti. I have a DVD of Yutti. I like it.
13:20It's true. I used to go to his concerts.
13:24I'm a big fan of Yutti.
13:27It's a win-win situation.
13:30I don't hate that joke.
13:32What do you like?
13:34Don't worry about the little things.
13:37It's a win-win situation.
13:39Bye-bye.
13:44Mr. Nobu, what do you think?
13:46Bandan style is usually done while looking at the audience.
13:50I was a little scared that I was doing it while looking at the mysterious air.
13:54Where were you looking?
13:56There's a camera on Mr. Uchimura.
13:59I was looking at the side of the camera.
14:01Because I get nervous no matter what I see.
14:05When I'm nervous, I feel like Wakachiko's voice is a little loud.
14:10When I was looking at the side of the camera, Wakachiko's voice was a little loud.
14:15It was a great power.
14:19Sometimes we perform together at a concert.
14:22The reception at that time was amazing.
14:25The more I was away from Tokyo, the louder the applause was.
14:28I see.
14:32Please enjoy the New Year.
14:34And Tsuyomi!
14:41Two people who were born in Japan last year rushed to celebrate the New Year.
14:46Please think of it as a Sunday evening.
14:48Kintaro and Ichikin Purin
15:00New Year is good.
15:03I can relax at home.
15:06It's the best.
15:09But the alcohol is delicious.
15:17Mr. Anako, let's play baseball.
15:20Hey, Nakajima-kun.
15:24How did you know where I live?
15:27I looked it up.
15:29Everyone is not at home.
15:31Isono went on a New Year's trip.
15:33Mr. Anako, I'm glad you're here.
15:36You can't come to my house.
15:39You're a stalker.
15:41I don't play baseball.
15:43You promised to play baseball the other day.
15:47It's cold outside.
15:48Let's take it easy at home.
15:50Let's play baseball.
15:52Shut up.
15:55I told you not to do it.
15:57You have a strong desire to wear clothes.
15:59What did you say?
16:01Did you buy a pair of glasses?
16:03I don't like that.
16:05I'll give it to you.
16:07I'm glad you came.
16:10I'll give you this.
16:12Is that okay?
16:14Thank you, Mr. Anako.
16:16I'm sorry, but I'll check the contents.
16:19I'm sorry.
16:21It's 500 yen.
16:23Is that okay?
16:26I'm sorry.
16:27Did you like this better?
16:29Is that okay?
16:31I'll check the contents.
16:36I got it.
16:37It's a baseball card.
16:41You keep saying baseball.
16:44I think a baseball chip card is better.
16:49I'll give you a baseball card for New Year's.
16:52Thank you, Mr. Anako.
16:54You're cute.
16:56I'm glad you came.
16:58Would you like to eat rice cake?
17:00That's good.
17:02It's good for muscle training.
17:06I want to eat rice cake.
17:09That's good.
17:10I have rice cake there.
17:12Bring it to me.
17:13Leave it to me.
17:16I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
17:20That's not rice cake.
17:22That's a bat.
17:24That's not a bat.
17:25That's a bat.
17:28That's a bat.
17:31I'm making a cucumber with this.
17:34You're using a bat to make everything.
17:37My mom said there's nothing more convenient than a bat.
17:41That's a good mom.
17:44I can't do this.
17:46It's a pitch crock violation.
17:48I have to announce it next week.
17:51I'll do that before that.
17:53I agree.
17:54I can't do this.
17:55I'll do it.
18:00I'll do it.
18:08I'm ANAGO.
18:09I'm NAKAJIMA.
18:10It's cold outside.
18:13Bats are good, but hot springs are also good.
18:17Next week's topic is...
18:19ANAGO and NAKAJIMA, would you like to go to a hot spring together?
18:23Would you like to go?
18:27Please watch it next week.
18:30Rock-paper-scissors.
18:31Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
18:38That's great.
18:40That's great.
18:41I was able to see it again this year.
18:43UCHIMURA, how was it?
18:45It's the third time, but I don't get tired of it.
18:49I'm not that happy.
18:52What is ANAGO's buri?
18:55I said it when I got off the roller coaster.
18:58Buri!
19:06I made a gag for ANAGO.
19:11Would you like to see it?
19:13I can't help it.
19:15It's very interesting.
19:17Nyoro, nyoro, nyoro, nyoro, nyoro, nyoro, nyoro, nyoro, nyoro.
19:23ANAGO, buri!
19:26He's doing it without saying it.
19:29This is trash!