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00:00Good evening, it's time for the 3-Pi debate.
00:03Today, we will be discussing the 3-Pi debate with the commentators.
00:08Let's get started.
00:10Here is the first topic.
00:12Is it true that lovers don't take a bath?
00:17What do you think?
00:19I don't think so.
00:21I don't think so at all.
00:23First of all, it stinks.
00:25Because lovers are the closest to each other.
00:28They hug each other and take a bath together.
00:33The smell is the biggest negative point.
00:37The smell is the biggest negative point.
00:39How about you, Tanaka?
00:41I'm a lover.
00:43I don't think it's a problem if I don't take a bath for a month.
00:46I don't think it's a problem if I don't take a bath for a month.
00:48It's the scent of the person I like.
00:51No matter how long I don't take a bath, I can still love him.
00:55You can still love him.
00:57I don't think I'm in a relationship with him.
00:59I think it's a problem if I don't take a bath for a month.
01:02You don't take a bath, do you?
01:03Sometimes I don't take a bath.
01:06For a month.
01:08What part of your body do you like?
01:10The back of my legs.
01:12I think I like the back of my legs the most.
01:14I think I like the back of my legs the most.
01:17How do you like the back of your legs?
01:20Some people don't take a bath for a month.
01:22Some people don't take a bath for a month.
01:24I think it's a problem if I don't take a bath.
01:26I see.
01:27It's a problem if you don't take a bath.
01:31When I hug him, I feel like I'm going to get red.
01:35I can eat red.
01:37I can eat red.
01:38That's love.
01:40That's love.
01:41How about you, Bukuro?
01:43Of course, it's a problem if I don't take a bath.
01:47Think about it.
01:49Is there any animal that takes a bath before mating?
01:53It's human.
01:54It's human.
01:55It's human.
01:57It's human.
01:58What's the difference between taking a bath and not taking a bath?
02:01It's a way to deepen love.
02:03It's a way to deepen love.
02:04Accept everything and have sex like a wild animal.
02:08That's the best way.
02:10That's the best way.
02:12Right?
02:13What do you think?
02:15I'm curious.
02:17I'm curious about the fact that I don't take a bath.
02:20I'm curious about the fact that I don't take a bath.
02:21When do you take a bath?
02:23I tell him I want to take a bath.
02:25You tell him clearly.
02:26After kissing.
02:28How do you do that?
02:30Tell me in detail.
02:31I kiss him.
02:32I tell him I want to take a bath.
02:35You kiss him and tell him you want to take a bath.
02:38I kiss him and tell him I want to take a bath.
02:40In the room over there?
02:42I don't know what you're talking about.
02:45I tell him I want to take a bath.
02:47You've told him so far?
02:48I've told him so far.
02:50It seems Mori is inviting you to take a bath.
02:53Ofuro equals sexo.
02:55You're inviting me to take a bath.
02:57You should take a bath.
02:58You're pushing the start button.
03:00You said it yourself.
03:02Taku, right?
03:04You don't take a bath.
03:05I don't take a bath.
03:07No matter how beautiful the scene is,
03:10No matter how beautiful the scene is,
03:13I know the relationship between them.
03:15Can you accept it?
03:17Of course, I do.
03:18Ashikara not don't know you guys come on this car. Yeah, Mori's under not don't know new shit. I'm a mean look it's each other
03:23So I'll put a show you don't cut it. I need to someone that I
03:27Must have a
03:29So I know Jose no fatty nearly the cuckoo. No, don't say oh boy. That's good. Oh, you must go
03:34Are you must name are you must go I can't go much. It took a day for a toka
03:39I got a no, that's about how sweet of a shampoo to kaga
03:43He's so took aじゃないですかであの人の香りがするっていうのはあります
03:48コースをつけるような男性とお付き合いされたってことですか
03:52そうですね
03:54それは
03:55職種的にはやっぱりホストとかね
03:57あんまり一般の男性はその前ね
03:59あんまりつけない
04:01職種教えてください
04:03職種が聞きたい
04:05仕事からが気になるということは
04:07業界の方ですか
04:09いやいやわかんないそれも
04:11わからないで付き合ってたんですか
04:13わからないですね色々手広くやってて
04:15手広くやってた
04:17何してる人なのかな
04:19みたいなね
04:21結構そういう人って
04:23感謝の人多くないですか
04:25クリーンです
04:27田中さんいかがですか
04:29どんな匂いが好きですか
04:31私はやっぱりその人の体臭そのもの
04:33を愛してるので
04:35例えばカレー臭とか
04:37ああいいと思いますよ
04:39カレー好きですから私
04:41カレー
04:43カタカナで想像されてますかカレー臭を
04:45ちょっと待ってください
04:47こんなアホと一緒になってきない
04:49カレーの匂いだと思ってたんですか
04:51そこまでということで
04:53かなりね白熱しましたけれども
04:55この番組は
04:57世の中の多数派の意見に同調するのではなく
04:59あえて
05:01少数派の逆張りコメントを
05:03しまくり
05:05自分の発言で
05:07どれだけネットニュースを生み出せるか
05:09コメントの話題性を
05:11競い合ってもらいます
05:13スタジオには
05:15本物のネットニュースの記者さんが
05:17ニュースになりそうな
05:19コメントをリアルタイムでチェック
05:23多数派意見を森霞
05:25少数派の逆張り意見を
05:27この3人で討論
05:29炎上上等の逆張りコメントで
05:31一番ニュースを
05:33生み出した人が優勝となります
05:37さあそれでは記者の方に話を聞いていきましょう
05:39男性の記者さんからお願いします
05:41まず田中さんは
05:43風呂キャンセル
05:45界隈大歓迎みたいな形のタイトルで
05:471ヶ月入らないのあり
05:49みたいなタイトルをつけると
05:51すごい記事になりやすいのかなと思います
05:53田中さんの愛する人なら
05:55赤も食べられるっていうのはちょっと
05:57パワーワードだったので
05:59なんかそういう田中さんのパワーワードも
06:01なんかできるのかなという
06:03思いました
06:05東袋さんは
06:07愛度深まりが違うみたいな
06:09あそこでスキャンダルを
06:11匂わすタイトルにすると
06:13また記事にしやすい
06:15生みますねやっぱり記事
06:17常にやってるだけあります
06:19得意分野ですね
06:21たくさんいかがでしょうか
06:23反射の人が多いみたいな
06:25だいぶ好反応
06:27記事になりますか
06:29もうちょっとなんかなかったりする
06:31そこだけはちょっと怖いなと思って
06:34怖いです
06:36役割やってみましたけれどもどうですか
06:38めちゃくちゃムズくないですか
06:40うわうわしてました
06:42うわうわしてた本当に
06:44めちゃくちゃ怖いんですけど
06:46確かにね
06:48今の時代だってもう
06:50SNSでこうもう
06:52切り取られたりもして
06:54イメージつけられてないですか
06:56この番組ほど怖い番組ない
06:58ネットニュースのオーディションだもんね
07:00そう本当に
07:02本当に
07:06さあそれでは続いてのトピックこちらです
07:08デートでは
07:10男性がおごるべきか
07:12おごるべきじゃないか
07:14ということで
07:16森さんはそちらなんですけどいかがでしょう
07:18いやこれはおごるべきじゃないですね
07:20確実に
07:22そこに男女の差はないですから
07:24男女でご飯に行っても
07:26別に女性が払ったっていいですし
07:28どちらがおごるべきっていうのは
07:30特に決まってないと思いますね
07:32タクさんこちらいかがでしょうか
07:34いやもちろんこれ
07:36おごらないと男性がね
07:38どんなあれでも
07:40例えば僕みたいなやつだったら
07:42いいところがないじゃないですか
07:44そしたら金
07:46せめて金ぐらいね
07:48払わないととは思いますよ
07:50だって払ってないときの方が多いでしょ
07:52反射の人と付き合ってるとき
07:54付き合ってない
07:56反射の人と付き合ったことない
07:58出会ったこともないです
08:00さっき反射ワードが褒められたから
08:04一番高いのいくらぐらい出したんですか
08:062000円ぐらいは
08:10全然出してない
08:12結果としてねなので電話番号を聞くんですよ
08:14電話番号を聞いて
08:16あとでペイペイってします
08:18ペイペイって返す
08:20絶対にじゃあもう狩りを作りたくないんだ
08:22嫌な女
08:24でもどうなんですか
08:26このラブホテルとかビジネスホテルに行った場合は
08:28それは割り勘なのかどういうことなのか
08:30そうそうそう
08:32ホテル代はどうですか
08:34ホテル経験があんまりないんですけど
08:36嘘だ
08:40自分家か相手の家だ
08:44私の家に男性が入ったことはないので
08:46じゃあ相手の家だ
08:48わあああ
08:54それはお付き合いされている方でも嫌なんですか
09:00歴代
09:02家のドアの前までは来たことあるんですか
09:04まあその何か重い物を運んでくれたりとか
09:06重い物を運んだの入れてあげないんですか
09:10宅急便のおじいさんと同じところまで
09:14嫌な女ですね
09:16How about you, Tanaka-san?
09:18I'm welcome to anyone.
09:22Anyone?
09:24Not only your partner?
09:27I'm welcome to anyone.
09:29Even before you start dating?
09:31I'm welcome to anyone.
09:33How about you, Higashimukuro-san?
09:35Of course, I should treat her.
09:37You should?
09:39By treating her, I can make her feel like she's more than just a woman.
09:43You make her feel like she's more than just a woman.
09:45If she's like, I'm not sure if I can change myself here.
09:49I'm being treated like this.
09:51Then, that's what pushes her back.
09:53That's a bad comment.
09:55If that comment is published,
09:57people will change their opinion that it's a dirty way.
10:00But there are tens of thousands of people like that.
10:02You're the same, right?
10:05What do you think?
10:07I really sympathized with you.
10:09You did?
10:11I sympathized with you,
10:13so I'm saying this as a member of society.
10:15I'm trying to kill myself.
10:17You're a pioneer, right?
10:19Can you show us how you pay?
10:24I see.
10:26This is how much you paid today.
10:28About 50,000 yen.
10:30Yes.
10:32What will you do after this?
10:34After this?
10:36I'll pay for you.
10:38No, it's okay.
10:40You're okay?
10:41Yes, I'll pay.
10:42Okay.
10:44Will you come to my house with 50,000 yen?
10:47With 50,000 yen?
10:49What do you think?
10:50Is it 50,000 yen more?
10:51I can go with 100,000 yen.
10:53I'll pay 100,000 yen.
10:55I'll pay 100,000 yen.
10:57You said it smoothly.
11:01Mori-san said you're good at negotiating.
11:05It went smoothly.
11:07Tanaka-san, what do you think?
11:09Should I treat men?
11:11Men should treat me.
11:13I don't even bring my wallet.
11:19What if men only bring one person's money?
11:24I don't want to see them anymore.
11:28She's a great woman.
11:30You should treat them.
11:32That's right.
11:34For example, how much do you pay for a negotiation?
11:39What will you do after this?
11:40After this?
11:41Yes.
11:42You already ate, right?
11:43Yes.
11:44I'm living a normal life.
11:47I'll go home soon.
11:49You can come to my house and live a normal life.
11:52I don't want to.
11:53Why?
11:54You can buy a lot of things.
11:56I can't sleep without my own house.
11:58Can I go there?
11:59I can't.
12:00I can't make people angry.
12:01But I might be different.
12:03I might be able to make people angry.
12:05I'm looking forward to the next meal.
12:07I don't have time for that.
12:08I'll come to your house next time.
12:11I can watch you for a long time.
12:14I want to have sex with you.
12:17You said it.
12:18You're going to fight here.
12:19I said it.
12:20I see.
12:21Isn't it too early?
12:22It was a restaurant.
12:23Yes, it was a restaurant.
12:25How much did you pay for a meal?
12:31500,000 yen.
12:34500,000 yen?
12:35I got a template.
12:37By the way, how did you get 500,000 yen?
12:41It was a plate.
12:45What plate?
12:47It was a bag.
12:49A bag?
12:51What do you think of this opinion?
12:53She's a very frivolous person.
12:56I think she'll say it's not good.
12:59And she'll ask me to treat her.
13:02No, I don't think so.
13:03I think it's important for women to be able to do it.
13:07I want to hear her job and boring stories.
13:11Don't you do it?
13:13I see.
13:14I've heard that you do it.
13:17Can you tell me how to make a man stand up?
13:21I'd like to know.
13:23First of all, tell me a boring story.
13:26I'll hear you say it's amazing.
13:28I'll hear you say it's amazing.
13:31Don't hesitate to say what you're proud of.
13:38I'll hear you say it until you're done.
13:42And don't say you're better than him.
13:46I see.
13:48I don't say it.
13:50Do you think so?
13:51I think I'm better than him.
13:54You don't say it even if you think so.
13:56I don't say it even if I think so.
14:00I don't say it even if I think so.
14:01But you make a man stand up.
14:02I make a man stand up.
14:03I see.
14:05Let's hear from the reporter.
14:07Let's start with the male reporter.
14:09Mr. Fukuro.
14:10Yes.
14:11I want you to make a man stand up.
14:14Mr. Yamazoe, please write the title.
14:16Why do I have to write the title?
14:19It's not fair.
14:20It's not fair.
14:21It's not fair.
14:22It's not fair.
14:23How about the female reporter?
14:25I think Mr. Mori has a lot of articles this time.
14:28The male reporter is nodding his head.
14:30The highest price for a meal with a boy is 2,000 yen.
14:35That's a good title.
14:37I've already forgotten that.
14:40I've never had a boyfriend.
14:45I've never had a boyfriend.
14:47I can't write three articles.
14:51It's a hat trick.
14:53But it's not so bad as an article.
14:56It's not so bad as an article.
14:57Mr. Tanaka doesn't even bring his wallet.
15:00It's a short article, so it's easy to write.
15:05I'm glad. Thank you.
15:06I'm glad.
15:07I'm so moved.
15:10Thank you for that.
15:12Thank you for making it easy to write.
15:15Mr. Mori and Mr. Tanaka, are you on good terms?
15:19I'm on good terms with him in the drama.
15:21We call each other Kasumichi.
15:25Kasumichi said that LINE reply was slow.
15:30But that's not true at all.
15:32He said it was as fast as the official LINE reply.
15:35But in fact, he didn't write for two or three days.
15:38It's slow.
15:39It's a hat trick.
15:41That's terrible.
15:42That's not true.
15:44I've never met him in private.
15:47You don't get along at all.
15:48I can meet him at work.
15:50I'm really busy.
15:52Isn't this your last job today?
15:55But I have a job tomorrow.
15:57You don't look good.
15:58Why?
15:59Because I'll be scolded.
16:01You'll be scolded.
16:03You'll be scolded.
16:04That's right.
16:05I don't care if it's a girl.
16:07I don't want to spend as much money as I can.
16:10We'll go, too.
16:12It's none of your business.
16:14It's none of your business.
16:15You can't go like this.
16:21Here's the next topic.
16:23Can I get angry if I beat the back of the Shinkansen?
16:28Or can't I get angry?
16:30Mori, what do you think?
16:32You can't get angry.
16:34It's a natural right.
16:37It's made to fall down.
16:39It's wrong to get angry about it.
16:43It's made to beat everyone.
16:47It's wrong to get angry about what one person did.
16:51I see.
16:52Mori, do you get angry in your daily life?
16:57No, I don't.
16:59You're calm.
17:00Yes, I'm calm.
17:01For example, did you get in the way of the driver?
17:08I didn't get in the way of the car.
17:10But when I got out of the car,
17:12there was a plate with the name of the staff.
17:16I took a picture of it.
17:19You took a picture of the plate.
17:22It's very scary.
17:24It's scary.
17:25I don't like it.
17:27Because it's public information.
17:31Tanaka, what do you think?
17:34When I asked him if I could lower the plate,
17:36he said no.
17:38There are people who refuse.
17:41I beat him.
17:43You beat him?
17:44You're selfish.
17:46What if the person behind you gets angry when you beat him?
17:50I don't care because I want to beat him.
17:53That's a crazy opinion.
17:55It's crazy.
17:56When there are a lot of luggage,
18:00I try not to let him beat me.
18:05Do you stop him?
18:07Yes, I do.
18:08I don't want him to come.
18:09You try to beat him, but you get caught?
18:13Yes.
18:14I didn't know that.
18:16Tanaka and Mori,
18:20can you show us the front and back?
18:23Excuse me.
18:24Can I lower the seat?
18:26I have a scary case.
18:28I can lower it, but I can't fall.
18:31I'm sorry.
18:32Can you move it a little?
18:34I have a lot of luggage.
18:35I can't.
18:36If you put it on the side,
18:39you can fall.
18:40Can you put it on the side?
18:42I don't want him to beat me.
18:44I have a scary case.
18:47Can I lower the seat?
18:49I can't go all the way.
18:52Can you lower it a little?
18:53I can't.
18:54I have a backache, so I'm in trouble.
18:56If you have a backache, you shouldn't take the bullet train.
18:59I have to move.
19:01I can't.
19:03Can you move it?
19:04I can't.
19:05Please move it.
19:06I can't.
19:07I'm sorry.
19:10If that's the case...
19:12Mori-san said she wanted to beat him for various reasons,
19:16but she only said she couldn't.
19:19I can't.
19:20I can't.
19:21She said she didn't want to.
19:22That's right.
19:23Is there anything else that makes you angry in your daily life?
19:27Tanaka-san, what do you think?
19:29He graduated, but he's always cheating.
19:33Oh, because of his role?
19:34Because of his role.
19:36You shouldn't say anything about him.
19:40That's dangerous.
19:41I just followed him.
19:44Mori-san didn't follow him.
19:47I don't know him, so I don't care.
19:50That's dangerous.
19:52You shouldn't say it next to Higashibukuro-san.
19:56It's more realistic.
19:58Mori-san, you've been called a cheater.
20:02You're not an announcer anymore.
20:05What do you get told the most?
20:10I get told a lot that I'm doing the same thing as Kuro-chan.
20:15You get that a lot?
20:17Yes, I get that a lot.
20:18You got angry?
20:19I got really angry.
20:20I don't think it's Kuro-chan.
20:23You don't want to be with Kuro-chan.
20:25That's what I don't like about him.
20:29That's the only thing I don't like about him.
20:31How about you, Suzuki-san?
20:33This really happened to me.
20:37There was a person sitting in front of me.
20:39He was about 2 meters tall.
20:41He was Kawaii Shuichi-san.
20:45I knocked him down.
20:47His face was right here.
20:50Because he's big.
20:51He's a kangaroo.
20:54I had to talk to my manager about work.
20:58Kawaii Shuichi-san came into the conversation.
21:03He was right here.
21:05I decided not to knock him down anymore.
21:09If I ate him, I would have dropped him.
21:14The meat would fall off.
21:16What kind of position is that?
21:18If you're tall, your head will come out.
21:21How about you, Mr. Higashibukuro?
21:24I can't beat him.
21:28I can't do anything more.
21:30I feel like I was told everything.
21:33Thank you all for your valuable comments.
21:36Now, let's hear from Akita-san.
21:39Tanaka-san, you said that you're not good at Shinkansen.
21:43I thought that was an interesting keyword.
21:47And you, Suzuki-san.
21:49You said that you're not good at Kawaii Shuichi-san.
21:52You said that he's like a former volleyball player or a star player.
21:56I've seen that before.
21:59He's like a big bean.
22:02He's like a former volleyball player or a big bean.
22:05How about you, Ms. Joseki-chan?
22:07You said that you're good at Mori vs. Tanaka.
22:10I thought that was an interesting keyword.
22:17And you, Suzuki-san.
22:19You said that you're not good at Shinkansen.
22:23That's possible.
22:25I want to see that.
22:28I want to see that.
22:31I'm sorry.
22:33I said that I'm not good at Kawaii Shuichi-san.
22:35I'm sorry.
22:37It's okay.
22:39Now, we're done with all the topics.
22:41It's time to announce the results.
22:43Here are the final results.
22:47Suzuki-san, 5.
22:49Tanaka-san, 14.
22:51Higashibukuro-san, 8.
22:53Mori-san,
22:56The one who got the most votes was...
23:01Now, we're done with all the topics.
23:03It's time to announce the results.
23:05Here are the final results.
23:09Suzuki-san, 5.
23:11Tanaka-san, 14.
23:13Higashibukuro-san, 8.
23:15Mori-san, 12.
23:17The one who got the most votes was Tanaka-san.
23:21Congratulations.
23:24Thank you very much.
23:26You were like...
23:28You were like stretching your sword.
23:31But you still got 14 votes.
23:34Thank you very much.
23:36I look forward to working with you in the future.
23:39I can see your determination.
23:41But I'm embarrassed that the comedian got 5 votes.
23:44Is that so?
23:46I'm so embarrassed.
23:48It's frustrating.
23:50Mori-san, who got 12 votes even though he got the most votes, is amazing.
23:55It's strange.
23:57Mori-san is...
23:59I don't know what to say.
24:01He's saying good things, but I can't hear anything.
24:04He's trying to say something else.
24:06The reporter's hand is moving.
24:09Mori-san, who got 12 votes even though he got the most votes, is amazing.
24:12I think he's the worst.
24:14Ouch!
24:16Why?
24:18Mori-san, who got 12 votes even though he got the most votes, is amazing.
24:22It's strange.
24:24Mori-san is...
24:26I don't know what to say.
24:28He's saying good things, but I can't hear anything.
24:31He's trying to say something else.
24:34The reporter's hand is moving.
24:37Why?
24:39I don't know what to say.
24:41Everyone in the world is against me.
24:45I think he's amazing.