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00:00♪ Gan Gan Gan Gan Gan Gan Gan Gan,
00:04♪ GOKYO-TOKU DAICHI!
00:07Tonight's Marathon,
00:09young comedians are from all over Japan,
00:12gather in Nагоya!
00:14And!
00:15The Asian comedians and their leaders are!
00:19Is this a cocktail?
00:20I'm a fool, do I look like a cocktail to you?
00:22Vendor's the only one who can make a cocktail.
00:25Black Mayonnaise!
00:28This is a live comedy show where comedy battles are held in three categories, which are comedy, comedy, and teamwork.
00:38Is it a real pervert? What is it?
00:41This is...
00:42Yee-haw!
00:48Comedy!
00:50The comedy section of Nagoya, Tozai Wakate Battle!
00:58Tokyo, Hosugi Ryuuichi-san, Evers, Nightingale Dance, Yomeida 2000,
01:04and Osaka, Yosha Utakashi-san, Kame Poster, Futsu-ya, Harukaze Ni Tsugu.
01:13Nice to meet you.
01:14Nice to meet you.
01:15Miraculously, everyone's clothes were the same.
01:18Are you kidding me?
01:20How can you sell a shirt that says Tokyo Tower?
01:23I have my own back print.
01:26That's good.
01:28That's good.
01:30I just happened to have my own back print.
01:32And it's not officially closed.
01:34What do you mean, it's not officially closed?
01:37It's closed.
01:38It's fashionable.
01:39Stop it. I'm here too.
01:40It's officially closed.
01:41Stop it.
01:42It's officially closed.
01:43It's officially closed.
01:44Why did you leave Futsu-ya?
01:46What did you do?
01:47I made a mistake in the order.
01:49I thought it was the order of the game.
01:50Line up, please.
01:52Excuse me.
01:57I'm back.
01:59What?
02:00I'm back.
02:02What?
02:03Don't mess it up.
02:05I'm from the west.
02:09I'm from the east this time.
02:11No, no, no.
02:12I live in Tokyo now.
02:15Yoshida lives in Osaka.
02:16Really?
02:17That's why I'm the first person who can do this project.
02:21That's right.
02:23Oarai Mail.
02:24What is the first battle?
02:27It's a quick-and-fierce battle with the topics that the guests have come up with.
02:35It's a quick-and-fierce battle with the topics that the guests have come up with.
02:41At that time, please choose who you want to answer.
02:45If you are not chosen, you have to answer in 3 seconds.
02:493 seconds.
02:50It's almost zero.
02:51You have to do it three times.
02:53Three is three.
02:54I'm sorry.
02:55I said it wrong.
02:56There are a lot of topics.
02:58It's a quick-and-fierce battle.
03:00You have to choose a difficult topic.
03:03There are good topics.
03:06Some people want to know the answer.
03:09Some people don't want to know the answer.
03:12That's right.
03:13In order to win...
03:14Have you already chosen the topic?
03:16Yes, we have.
03:18If you don't mind, please go ahead.
03:20I will answer with the topic of Nagami.
03:24Is that okay?
03:25It's a quick-and-fierce battle.
03:27It's a strategy to crush a difficult topic.
03:29I see.
03:30I was tricked.
03:32It's three seconds.
03:33There are a lot of difficult topics.
03:35Please announce the topic.
03:39Please tell me the Christmas present that will definitely win.
03:48It's a soft Nintendo Switch.
03:52Correct answer.
04:00Why is it soft?
04:03It's hard to move the stick.
04:06I can't move it.
04:08It's like a vacuum cleaner.
04:11Don't say the correct answer.
04:15Next.
04:16It's a very difficult topic.
04:18I will answer with the topic of Naichin Kokeiro.
04:21Naichin Kokeiro?
04:23Yasu or Nakalpi?
04:25It's Yasu.
04:26It's Yasu.
04:27It's Yasu.
04:28It's Yasu.
04:29It's Yasu.
04:30It's okay.
04:31It's Yasu.
04:32What's wrong?
04:33You are full of confidence.
04:34Please tell me the topic.
04:35Yes.
04:36When the eastern and western eels try to form an alliance,
04:41what kind of eel will the new force be?
04:49A moist eel?
04:53Correct answer.
04:56It's a soft eel.
04:58It's a soft eel.
05:00It's a soft eel.
05:02I'm sorry.
05:03There is only one reason.
05:05The eel is moist.
05:07It's moist.
05:09I'm sorry.
05:10Let's move on to the second round.
05:12The other team's topic is too difficult.
05:16I don't know if it's okay to answer without a hint.
05:18They are trying to make the show more exciting.
05:21What did Nakalpi say?
05:22They are trying to make the show more exciting.
05:25Nakalpi said it in a loud voice.
05:27But they are serious.
05:29They don't want to make the show more exciting.
05:34Of course.
05:35It's a program for Nagoya.
05:37What does that mean?
05:39You have to make the show more exciting.
05:41It's better to make the show more exciting.
05:44Why is the eel so delicious?
05:46My grandmother told me that I should eat the eel cleanly.
05:54Your grandmother is too cruel.
05:57She is kind.
05:58What kind of love is that?
05:59She is a grandmother of Dragon Sakura.
06:02That's too strict.
06:03She is a grandmother of Dragon Sakura.
06:05She is a grandmother of Dragon Sakura.
06:07You should eat the eel cleanly.
06:09You should eat the eel cleanly.
06:11Who do you want to choose?
06:15Evers.
06:16Machida.
06:18I'm sorry.
06:19You chose me.
06:21I'm stronger than you.
06:23You're lying.
06:24I'm serious.
06:26Evers is famous for writing 100% jokes.
06:31Are you okay with that?
06:33I'm not good at that.
06:35Machida is good at that.
06:37I'm sorry.
06:38Let's move on to Machida.
06:40Please read the question.
06:42What is likely to happen at the M-1 Grand Prix in 2024?
06:53Shinsuke Shimada will appear.
06:58This is interesting.
07:01He will not appear.
07:03This is interesting.
07:05I didn't know if there was a guest.
07:10I didn't know if he was a judge or a comedian.
07:16He said he would appear.
07:18I thought he was a judge.
07:21I thought so, too.
07:23I thought he was a comedian.
07:25I'm okay.
07:27I'm sorry.
07:28Can I give another chance to Machida?
07:31Again?
07:32I'll give you the same question again.
07:35I don't need it.
07:37I don't need it.
07:40He said he didn't need it.
07:42He is kind.
07:44Please read the question.
07:45Machida is not like this.
07:47What kind of eel will the new force be?
07:59Makkori eel.
08:02Correct.
08:04You did it.
08:06You did a good job.
08:09Next, To-kun.
08:11Let's move on to SHOWTIME.
08:14SHOWTIME.
08:16I risked my life to stand out.
08:21You are strong.
08:23You stand out.
08:25Next, Tanaka.
08:27This is the question.
08:29Weird old lady.
08:323, 2, 1.
08:45Lick my finger.
08:48Correct.
08:51You are strong.
08:54You are kind.
08:56This is a difficult question.
08:59But, you did it.
09:01You stand out.
09:04If I do something weird,
09:06I'll be on the right side.
09:09You are like Hamadaka.
09:11Who is Hamadaka?
09:13I didn't say his name.
09:15To-kun is the winner.
09:18You get 10 points.
09:22Hey.
09:23Don't interrupt me.
09:25I didn't say his name.
09:27You didn't say his name.
09:29You stand out.
09:35The next battle is...
09:39A joke battle.
09:41The top batter is Seigen.
09:45Seigen.
09:51Hello.
09:53Hello.
09:55Nice to meet you.
09:57Nice to meet you.
09:59We are going on a fun school trip.
10:04Daiku no Occhan.
10:05Daiku no Occhan.
10:06Daiku no Occhan.
10:07Kugi wo utsu.
10:08Kan, kan, kan, kan, kan, kan, kan, kan.
10:12Koukyoukyoku Daiku.
10:16We are going on a school trip.
10:19School trip.
10:21Can you be my classmate?
10:22Classmate.
10:23Please.
10:24Got it.
10:26School trip.
10:27I'm sleepy, but I'm looking forward to it.
10:29Tanaka-kun.
10:31Taniguchi.
10:32Good morning.
10:33Don't shake my hand.
10:34I'm shaking my head.
10:36Unusual.
10:42Good morning.
10:43You look energetic.
10:44Yes.
10:45I didn't sleep at all last night.
10:47Disgusting.
10:49You couldn't sleep because you were nervous?
10:50That's right.
10:51There's a guy like that.
10:52What?
10:53He sleeps at home and doesn't go on a school trip.
10:56You're so mean.
10:583 × 0 is 0.
11:02What are you doing?
11:043 × 0 is 0.
11:05That's right.
11:06The bus is here.
11:07The bus is here.
11:08Be careful.
11:09Dance on the steps.
11:10Dance on the steps.
11:11Dance on the steps.
11:12Dance on the steps.
11:13Dance on the steps.
11:14I'm in trouble.
11:16The bus guide is here.
11:17The bus guide.
11:18Good morning, everyone.
11:19I'm Reiko Nakajo, the bus guide.
11:22A glamorous person is here.
11:25Boom, boom, boom.
11:27Fanta grape woman.
11:29You look like a bottle of Fanta grape.
11:31Orange.
11:32Orange?
11:33I don't care about the taste.
11:34I'm in Kyoto, my destination.
11:36I'm in Kyoto.
11:37I'm getting off the bus.
11:39Dance on the steps.
11:40Dance on the steps.
11:42Look at this.
11:43There are so many other school trips.
11:45Kyoto is amazing.
11:47Are you glaring at me?
11:49I'm not glaring at you.
11:50Are you glaring at me?
11:52I'm not glaring at you.
11:53Are you glaring at me?
11:55Justin Bieber.
11:56Leonardo DiCaprio.
11:58Johnny Depp.
12:003 × 0 is 0.
12:02Don't do that.
12:04Don't put 0 on people.
12:05I'm sorry.
12:06Let's buy souvenirs.
12:07No souvenirs.
12:08A small sword like mine.
12:09It's for men.
12:10Excuse me.
12:11Can I have two 400,000 yen swords?
12:12Who's going to buy that?
12:14You don't even have 400,000 yen.
12:16Can I borrow a card from my parents?
12:18A black card?
12:19Mr. Spade.
12:20Trump.
12:22President Trump.
12:24USA.
12:25USA.
12:26USA.
12:27USA.
12:28G.I.
12:29Rabbit.
12:30A rabbit.
12:31USA.
12:32G.I.
12:33This is the hotel we're staying at.
12:35What a big hotel!
12:37It's so nice that a bath is easy.
12:39What a nice meal.
12:41It's locked down at the entrance!
12:44I almost fell.
12:46I thought I'd stay there forever.
12:47This is too high.
12:48Get ready to sleep.
12:50Taniguchi-san.
12:51Do you have a girlfriend?
12:53I'm not sure if I should say this,
12:54but Tanaka-kun is quite attractive.
12:55I don't think he's attractive.
12:56You're his friend, right?
12:57Tell me.
12:58He's Tanaka-kun's mother.
12:59Why?
13:01Why me?
13:03You don't have a classmate?
13:05I don't have a classmate.
13:07Jason Poistisam
13:09Blood Cockpit
13:11Natali Portraitman
13:13Hiyakashi Hyuhyu Jackman
13:15Odori Onara Hepman
13:17x100
13:19Jason Poistisam
13:21Natali Portraitman
13:23Odori Onara
13:25Jason Poistisam
13:27Do the rest.
13:29I'm going to bed.
13:31I'm in this futon.
13:33Yes, I'm in this futon.
13:35Yes, I'm in this futon.
13:37That's enough.
13:43Next, from Tohgun,
13:45M-1 finalist
13:47EVOS
13:49EVOS
13:55Hello!
13:57Hello!
13:59Hello!
14:01Hello, I'm EVOS.
14:03Nice to meet you.
14:05Nice to meet you.
14:09You know,
14:11What?
14:13Have you decided what car you want to drive when it's sold?
14:15A car I want to drive when it's sold?
14:17I've decided to drive Mercedes-Benz S-Class.
14:19Mercedes-Benz S-Class is very expensive, isn't it?
14:21But if it's sold, I can drive anything.
14:23What do you want to drive when it's sold?
14:25You have a dream.
14:27I'm an entertainer.
14:29If I can drive anything,
14:31I've decided what car I want to drive.
14:33What car do you want to drive?
14:35A relief car.
14:37A relief car?
14:39A relief car is a small car
14:41that a professional baseball player
14:43brings when he changes pitchers?
14:45A relief car?
14:47Why?
14:49Because it's cool.
14:51It's not cool.
14:53When you're in a pinch,
14:55you can drive a relief car
14:57and get out of a pinch.
14:59A relief car is very cool.
15:01But you can't drive a relief car.
15:03But you said
15:05you can drive anything
15:07when it's sold.
15:09I did say that.
15:11That's why I said a relief car.
15:13But you can drive a Nakatsugi pitcher.
15:15Most Nakatsugi pitchers are not sold.
15:19If you can't be a pitcher,
15:21you can't drive a relief car.
15:25Is Nakatsugi pitcher not sold?
15:27No, it's not.
15:29What about Paris League?
15:31It's the same.
15:33You've never seen Darvish, right?
15:35That's because it's sold.
15:37But I wanted to drive a cool car.
15:39And it's lame.
15:41It's a small car
15:43with a small passenger seat.
15:45It's lame as a car.
15:47But Nakatsugi pitchers
15:49are cool.
15:51But you can't drive a Nakatsugi pitcher.
15:53You said
15:55you can't drive a relief car
15:57in a professional baseball game.
15:59I said I want to drive a relief car
16:01in private.
16:03Have you ever seen a relief car
16:05in the city?
16:07You can't drive a Nakatsugi pitcher.
16:09It's the same in Paris League.
16:11But if I drive a relief car
16:13in private,
16:15it's good for the city.
16:17What's good for the city?
16:19If I have a meeting with a girl,
16:21I can drive a relief car
16:23and drive her home.
16:25It's lame.
16:27It's lame.
16:29Why is it cool?
16:31It's not cool.
16:33Why?
16:35Because it's not Nakatsugi pitcher.
16:37But it's cool.
16:39So?
16:41What do you mean?
16:43You need the word.
16:45So it's not a Nakatsugi pitcher.
16:47So?
16:49So it's not.
16:51And when I'm in a pinch,
16:53the relief car and Nakatsugi pitcher
16:55appear in front.
16:57If I drive a relief car in private,
16:59I will make a pinch.
17:01What do you mean?
17:03If I drive a relief car in private,
17:05There's a push of a button on the steering wheel.
17:08And we're in a pit at the time.
17:11Got it.
17:12So if we push a button on the steering wheel, it's like a pit stop.
17:16It's like a pit stop.
17:17Always.
17:18We'll be on our way.
17:19There's a mess in the way.
17:20You know what I mean?
17:21There's a person on the left in the pit stop.
17:22So if we put a stop button on the steering wheel, it looks like you're in a pit stop.
17:25The car speeds over the fence.
17:26It's back in its place.
17:27And, you know, I was just wondering, what are the best ways of keeping your car in
17:31a good, safe, calm position at all?
17:32I'm having a hard time deciding…
17:33thank you
17:50Hello!
17:56Hello, I'm Tsugu of Harukaze
17:58Thank you for coming
18:00Yeah
18:30Yeah
19:00Did you come to me more
19:06Yeah, you might have to say some walk us up to you bookie. It's got the email
19:11Oh, man, I don't know. I'm not key. Look at it. You know, but I'm not ready. So you look at kids
19:16It's like I'm not on the whole guy. I'm not in your day
19:20money guy
19:22What's your name? Oh, there's a magata no-koto. So you don't even know
19:26No, I don't know
19:28I don't know
19:30I don't even know the whole guy. I might take up a little kiddo. We're a little lucky. You know, I'm a man
19:34It's a banana. Kimochi. Come on. I thought I'm not a banana. Kimochi. Come on. I don't know
19:39Boomer NASA. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm money. Yeah, I'm gonna push color. Don't you think it'll go tonight?
19:44Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna push it up. It up. Oh, no. I can't make it. I'm not good
19:47No, no, no, it's because I'm a joke in the heat of the scene. Yeah, it's cool. They might have been sick
19:52It's a guy to a secret. What are you?
19:54More at the present on the dance
19:58They will be my joint staggering on the present
20:03My son, oh, no, she'll need you to go to the sofa. No, I
20:08Can know it's a subtle nightmare. No, it's good stuff. Oh, don't you know I feel it's a new one
20:12It's a nice a mask. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's cool. They might as well. Yes, it's your heat. Oh, I think I could water
20:18I should have by your knee
20:23You know I'm a mechanic I don't know
20:28I'm not as a little bit on the sultana, you can even know my majesty
20:33I don't know so much I'm a go can't don't want any of those you have any money
20:36I got the money your mother
20:38Nani so I just I don't know my community. I still he put you meet or a hero to know she wrote
20:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
21:13No, say I didn't
21:23You may not need
21:36Generally send a smile
21:38I
21:41Know Sar which no casual shoemake a robot
21:45It's good to know name. Yes, I know. Yes, I did. So no robot. Oh, I'm not that old condo
21:51a city me on God that I see nothing I get old
21:55gun barrel
21:57Yeah, I know
22:00Ningen to robot a tata, Kawaii desha
22:03Master sora, Nanka Haruma can get it
22:09Takes Note
22:10Rula a tama no way in on top of sale. Don't you got Saki. You are little cut
22:14I was going to tell you I'm so so so
22:16So seca come on simulation. I thought oh you want the most no carara, but I got the monotone call my wish must
22:23What they got you see my speed
22:32What? What? What?
22:34No, wait, wait.
22:35I really don't know.
22:36K-K-Kana...
22:39Wait, wait.
22:40It's his head, right?
22:42Yeah, generally.
22:43So why did he stab you in the throat?
22:45It's a robot made by an individual.
22:48Some things like that can happen.
22:50How?
22:51I stab people in the throat to win.
22:54Wow! What's that?
22:55I never fight someone like that.
22:56Please.
22:57I don't hit people. Sorry.
22:58You said you'd give her spring rolls.
22:59I don't need that. It's scary.
23:01I'll make you a hamburger.
23:02No, I don't need it.
23:03I'll make you a fried shrimp.
23:04No, I don't need it.
23:06I'll make you a Okra Nebatoro salad.
23:08Okra Nebatoro salad?
23:10I'll do it.
23:12I didn't know you wanted vegetables.
23:15I thought you were thinking about your health.
23:18But you...
23:20Don't underestimate me!
23:26You had a sore throat earlier, right?
23:28I think you should practice avoiding it next time.
23:30I'll give you some time to practice.
23:32Practice?
23:33I'll give you some time to practice.
23:35You should practice avoiding it.
23:37I don't have much time left.
23:39I'll give you time to practice when you have a challenge at home.
23:44You should do that.
23:45Really?
23:46Let's do it and meet here again.
23:51Practice!
23:56What is this oil stain?
23:58It doesn't come off at all.
24:00Ping pong!
24:01Who is it?
24:02Gacha!
24:03Challenge Joy!
24:04I'm Junji Takada.
24:06I'll put Joy in this oil stain.
24:12How about one Joy?
24:15Don't come in without permission!
24:18The end.
24:19You didn't return it.
24:20It's illegal.
24:21It's illegal?
24:22It's okay.
24:23You can win.
24:24You can win.
24:25I'll do it.
24:26I'll do it.
24:30It's coming!
24:31It hurts!
24:49What was that?
24:52I'm sorry.
24:53I'm in double dribble mode.
24:55I won't fight anymore.
24:56I'm sorry.
24:57I'm sorry.
25:04The next battle is...
25:08Four-word battle with pictures!
25:17I'm sure you've all seen a picture before.
25:21There will be four representatives.
25:24The pictures will be displayed on the monitor.
25:27Each person will say a word.
25:29The fourth person will complete the picture.
25:31Each person will say a word.
25:33One, two, three, four.
25:35It's a difficult challenge.
25:38But I'm sure you can do it.
25:41First, the four representatives from the team.
25:44Machida-kun, will you participate?
25:46I participated earlier, so I won't participate.
25:48I participated twice, so I'm sorry.
25:50Who will participate?
25:52You two.
25:53Probably me.
25:55He's doing his best.
25:57He's doing his best.
25:59Should we do it in order of height?
26:01In order of height?
26:03I'll go last.
26:05Have you decided?
26:07Let's start with To-kun.
26:09Please look at the monitor.
26:11Do your best.
26:12I'm counting on you.
26:13Let's begin.
26:15Four-word battle with pictures.
26:17Let's begin.
26:20Um...
26:22There's an inner.
26:24The second one.
26:26Why is there only the right one?
26:30Wait a minute.
26:32This isn't an inner.
26:36It's not an inner.
26:44Mago-san, okay!
26:50Did the person in the middle say the last word?
26:52No, the person here said the last word.
26:56He's flying.
27:00Let's start with the western team.
27:02Four-word battle with pictures.
27:04Here are the pictures.
27:08The color of the hat is...
27:10a little...
27:11different, isn't it?
27:14Because...
27:16the two of them are purikura.
27:20That's right.
27:22Let me hear your special technique.
27:26Well, I'm already dead.
27:28It doesn't matter.
27:32Smile, smile.
27:34Smile, smile.
27:36I'm scared.
27:40Um...
27:42The black humor is so funny.
27:44It's okay.
27:46So far, both of you got points.
27:48Let's continue.
27:50Please choose a member.
27:52Don't you want to stand out?
27:54I want to stand out.
27:56If you want to stand out,
27:58it's the four of you.
28:00The genre of music will change
28:02depending on the two of them.
28:04It's completely different.
28:06Let's go.
28:08Rock or hip-hop.
28:10Koseki-san, can I go last?
28:12Leave it to me.
28:16Let's start with the first one.
28:18Please read the picture.
28:22Huh?
28:24I'm sure it was around here.
28:28I'll look for it, too.
28:32Oh, that person.
28:34Koseki-san?
28:36Hee-haw!
28:42That's a master.
28:48That's not fair.
28:50It doesn't matter what the picture is.
28:52It's Hee-haw.
28:56It doesn't matter what the picture is.
28:58Hee-haw can't be Hee-haw for a day.
29:00That's right.
29:02It finally came out.
29:04The flower bloomed here.
29:06It looks like there's something.
29:08It looks like the head of an elephant.
29:10I'll kill you!
29:12Who are you to talk to me like that?
29:14No, it's like this.
29:16I'm not talking to him.
29:18I'm not talking to him.
29:20Don't lie to me.
29:22It's a guide, isn't it?
29:24I don't care about this distance.
29:26I'm not here because I can't get close.
29:28I'm not here because I can't get close.
29:30I don't need a guide.
29:32Let's move on to the West Army.
29:34The West Army is like this.
29:36Please read the picture of the West Army.
29:38Please read the picture of the West Army.
29:42What?
29:44What's that shadow flying in the sky?
29:46What's that shadow flying in the sky?
29:48It's true.
29:50It's already past noon.
29:52It's already past noon.
29:54If you look closely,
29:56It's Showtime!
29:58It's Showtime!
30:00It's Showtime!
30:02It's Showtime!
30:04It's Showtime!
30:06It's not Hee-haw.
30:08It's not Hee-haw.
30:10That's all.
30:12To be honest, they are doing the same thing!
30:16That's a new way to remind.
30:18It was a new way to remind.
30:20This time, the East Army won!
30:26A quite a surprise victory!
30:28Next, it's ready for the last segment of the meta-battle.
30:30It's the last segment of the meta-battle.
30:32West Army Night Gael Dance
30:34West Army Night Gael Dance
30:40Good morning!
30:46Good morning!
30:48We are Nightingale Dance!
30:51Thank you very much!
30:55Yasu and Nakano Nakaltin are here today.
30:58We have a very beautiful guest today.
31:01What happened?
31:03You didn't do anything.
31:05You have to do something.
31:07How are you, Nakaltin?
31:09You should be a clerk at a select shop.
31:12I'm a clerk at a select shop?
31:14Yes, I'm going to meet a client.
31:16I've never been a clerk at a select shop, but I'll do my best!
31:19Good luck!
31:22This is Nakaltin's select shop.
31:25Hold it down!
31:27What?
31:28Everyone, hold it down!
31:30What?
31:31The trend!
31:34The trend!
31:35Hold it down!
31:36Let's go in!
31:37Welcome!
31:38This is a check for all the bread in the store.
31:40You're lame!
31:42You're an old middle school student.
31:44Aren't you Yasu?
31:45It's me.
31:46Which select shop is this?
31:48Welcome to the Yukai Ted Arrows store.
31:50We have a unique clerk.
31:52Please do your best during the G.E.U. era.
31:54Please show us your wiggles, Shimamura.
31:56Where is this?
31:58There are about seven of them.
32:00Welcome to Reams.
32:02Is this Reams?
32:03Don't worry.
32:04Really?
32:05This store is the most popular.
32:06The most popular?
32:08Isn't it Okinawa?
32:10This store is the most popular.
32:11It was Okinawa.
32:13The most popular.
32:14This store is the most popular.
32:16It was totally Okinawa.
32:18Sata andagi.
32:19We don't need that.
32:21Sata andagi.
32:22Iyasasa.
32:23Iyasasa.
32:25Don't underestimate us.
32:27Please take a look.
32:28I'll take a look.
32:29The clothes are cute.
32:30Hello.
32:31Are you checking the inventory?
32:33Yes, I am.
32:59Thank you for waiting.
33:00Don't do it yourself.
33:02I wasn't looking for it.
33:03You weren't looking for it.
33:04Look for it, you idiot.
33:06Is there anything you're interested in?
33:07Do you have a different color?
33:09This store is sold out.
33:11What about a different store?
33:12I'll ask at a different store.
33:16This store is sold out.
33:18Don't say it at a different store.
33:22I don't want to hear it at different rhythms.
33:24I understand.
33:25Open your eyes.
33:27What?
33:28ETC gate demon mode?
33:31I won't let you pass.
33:33How about this jacket?
33:35I'll take this one.
33:36I can't wear this jacket if I wear a bamboo hat.
33:38Let's go.
33:39Bamboo hat roulette, start.
33:41What?
33:42It's a good bamboo hat.
33:43Say stop.
33:47Stop.
33:48Tank top.
33:49What are you doing?
33:50I'm wearing a tank top.
33:52Beltenich roulette, start.
33:54Beltenich.
33:56Misanga.
33:57Misanga.
33:59I don't need Misanga.
34:01I'll be in trouble if I get angry.
34:04I'll make your wish come true if I get angry.
34:06That's Misanga.
34:08Thank you very much.
34:14The one who will decorate the aura is...
34:16Kamen Poster.
34:25Hello.
34:29Hello, I'm Kamen Poster.
34:31As you said,
34:32you usually say baby,
34:35but you shout baby.
34:37I didn't say that.
34:39I didn't tell you that.
34:41You didn't.
34:42Who are you talking to?
34:44Nice to meet you.
34:45Nice to meet you.
34:47Let's do our best.
34:48The Japanese military has been newly issued.
34:51Yes.
34:5210,000 yen for Shibusa,
34:531,000 yen for Aichi,
34:545,000 yen for Tsuda,
34:551,000 yen for Umeko,
34:561,000 yen for Kitasato,
34:57and 1,000 yen for Shibasaburo.
34:58I want these three,
34:59Fukuzawa Yukichi,
35:00Higuchi Ichio,
35:01Noguchi Hideo,
35:02to come back.
35:04They won't come back.
35:06I feel lonely.
35:08Because I'm used to using them.
35:10And isn't it strange?
35:12What do you mean?
35:13There was a notice
35:14to disband members
35:15from the Bank of Japan.
35:17That's not a group.
35:18That's not an idol group
35:20of the Bank of Japan.
35:22Fukuzawa Yukichi
35:23was a spy.
35:24What's that?
35:25He's gone now.
35:26What's a spy?
35:27He's the most popular spy.
35:29All of them are Fukuzawa Yukichi.
35:32They all want 10,000 yen.
35:34I think there's a reason
35:35behind this change.
35:37No, no.
35:38We have to change
35:39the design of the members.
35:41Disbanding members
35:42all of a sudden
35:43is a bad omen.
35:44That's not true.
35:45You won't get mad.
35:46They're all gone now.
35:48The bad omen of the past
35:49has been rediscovered.
35:50That's too old.
35:52That's too old.
35:53It's 100 or 200 years old.
35:55I was curious
35:56about the bad omen
35:57of the past.
35:59You're trying to avoid it.
36:01I don't think so.
36:02I don't think so either.
36:03I don't think so.
36:04Hideo Noguchi
36:05Hideo Noguchi
36:06When he got engaged,
36:07he spent most of the money
36:09he got from his parents
36:10on playing games.
36:12Noguchi, that's not good.
36:15After studying in the US,
36:16he broke off the engagement
36:17and married
36:18a local American woman.
36:20Hideo, that's too old.
36:22Really?
36:23What did you think
36:24when you heard that?
36:26He was already engaged.
36:28I'll never forgive you for that!
36:32You didn't want him to come back, did you?
36:36Fukuzawa Yukichi
36:38What's with this mode?
36:40He spent all summer at home.
36:43Leave him alone.
36:44That's fine.
36:46Higuchi Nichiyo
36:47A woman?
36:48It's hard to read her name.
36:49It's not a bad omen.
36:50It's just that you can't read it.
36:52There were a lot of bad omens.
36:54There really was one.
36:56But if it's a Japanese soldier,
36:58I want these three to come back.
37:00It's impossible for them to come back.
37:02There's only one thing I can do.
37:04What do you mean?
37:05There's nothing you can do.
37:06I looked for the three bad omens of a new soldier.
37:08Stop it.
37:09Shibusawa Eiichi
37:11The bad omen of a woman.
37:13When his daughter was born,
37:14he spent all of the 3 million yen
37:15he got from his parents
37:16on studying abroad.
37:17Why didn't you leave him alone?
37:19Why?
37:20Kitasato Shibasaburo
37:22He was called the father of Japanese medicine.
37:24He left a great legacy.
37:26He has a serious image.
37:27But one of his disciples,
37:29Noguchi Hideo,
37:30was there.
37:31That's unforgivable.
37:32You don't have to take responsibility for this.
37:35Take this, Umeko!
37:36He's really angry.
37:37We're still investigating!
37:39It's fine.
37:40Don't deceive us.
37:41Just wait and see.
37:42Give up.
37:43That's enough.
37:44Thank you very much.
37:51Next,
37:52it's time for the final battle.
37:54We call it
37:55the Owner Jumping Battle!
38:02Now,
38:03both teams will
38:04try to jump as the owner.
38:05Each team will jump
38:07in their own way.
38:09I see.
38:10One by one,
38:11we'll go in order.
38:12The team with the most jumps
38:13wins.
38:15Oh,
38:16we have a card
38:17with a character on it.
38:18This one.
38:20You have to come this way.
38:25At least,
38:26you have to come this way.
38:27That's tough.
38:28That's tough.
38:29Okay.
38:30It's definitely far.
38:31It's far.
38:32I'll go with the one in the middle.
38:33Okay.
38:34Oh,
38:35I'll take my share.
38:36That's the worst.
38:37One by one.
38:38It's like a drink bar.
38:39That's a pain.
38:40Okay, Nagami,
38:41you start.
38:42One by one.
38:43Oh, sorry.
38:44Can I go, too?
38:45Can I go, too?
38:46Take it.
38:47I'm sorry.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:51I'll take it.
38:52Oh.
38:53In front of Tokutoku.
38:54They're friends.
38:58It's not a friendly match.
38:59It's not a friendly match.
39:00He can't do anything.
39:01He can't do anything.
39:02He can't do anything.
39:03He can't do anything.
39:04Okay, everyone,
39:05show us your jumps.
39:06Okay.
39:08Okay.
39:09Yoshida jumps
39:10Ultraman jumps,
39:11Hokuto jumps
39:12Hyakuretsuken jumps,
39:13Bodybuilder jumps,
39:14Mario jumps,
39:15Souranbushi jumps,
39:16Awaodori jumps,
39:17Perfect Human jumps,
39:19What does that mean?
39:20That's crazy.
39:23Ken jumps.
39:24Ken jumps.
39:26Now,
39:27we'll try to jump
39:28with the items
39:29assigned to the jumps.
39:30We'll try to jump
39:31with the items
39:32assigned to the jumps.
39:33Seigun challenge,
39:34start.
39:44This is Souranbushi.
39:45Souranbushi.
39:46Souranbushi jump.
39:48Souranbushi jump.
39:49Seigun challenge, start.
39:50Ramen.
39:51Ramen.
39:52Ramen.
39:53You're doing too much Souranbushi.
39:55This is Souranbushi
39:56and ramen.
39:58This is Souranbushi.
40:00And
40:01this is a sports machine.
40:04What is this?
40:05Awaodori.
40:06Toki-chan.
40:07Awaodori.
40:08Awaodori.
40:13Perfect Human.
40:15Let's try again.
40:16Again, again, again.
40:17Go ahead.
40:21You're doing good.
40:23Next.
40:25Mario.
40:28You look like him.
40:34It was easy.
40:35It was easy.
40:41There's one more.
40:44What's that?
40:45What is it?
40:46It's not a ping-pong ball!
40:47Did you see that?
40:48Which one?
40:49This is a bowling ball!
40:56Let's go, everyone!
40:57One, two, three!
41:01Three!
41:02Four!
41:03Five!
41:04Six!
41:05Seven!
41:06Eight!
41:07Nine!
41:08Ten!
41:09Is it over?
41:10Is it over in three minutes?
41:11It's over in three minutes!
41:12It's over in three minutes!
41:13Where's the sexual education department?
41:16How's the life of an Ultraman?
41:19That was impossible.
41:21He barely managed to jump off the ground, but he broke the record three times!
41:28Will he be able to break the record this time?
41:33Everyone, please come forward.
41:36Surfer Jump, Comaneci Jump, Bartender Jump, Rabbit Jump, Dog Jump, Free-throw Jump, Osada Haru Jump!
41:46Jump?
41:47Osada Haru can't jump!
41:50Now, let's put on the designated items and challenge!
41:55Who?
41:56Who?
41:57Who?
41:58Who?
41:59Who?
42:00Who?
42:01Who?
42:02Comaneci!
42:05Beat Takeshi!
42:06Takeshi?
42:07That was pretty easy!
42:10Takeshi Jump?
42:11Really?
42:12Oh, here it is!
42:13Oh, it's Osada Haru, you idiot!
42:17That's Takeshi!
42:18That's also Takeshi!
42:19Beat, Osada Haru!
42:21This is a bartender!
42:24Kosugi, you're a bartender!
42:25I'm a bartender, you idiot!
42:28You're going to call me Takeshi!
42:29Takeshi!
42:30You're a bartender, not Takeshi!
42:31And now?
42:32I'm going to do a free-throw!
42:33Free-throw?
42:34Free-throw!
42:36You're going to die, you idiot!
42:39Free-throw!
42:40Takeshi, you're definitely not going to win!
42:41And now?
42:43Are you a real pervert?
42:45What is this?
42:47Why do I have to be a rabbit?
42:48You don't look like one!
42:51Oh, I think this is a dog!
42:56To be honest, I couldn't hear anything!
42:59I don't get it!
43:00I don't get it!
43:01I don't get it!
43:02That's a big disadvantage!
43:03And now?
43:05What is this?
43:06It's a surfer!
43:11Let's get started!
43:12Togun's Free-throw Challenge!
43:15Ready...
43:16Start!
43:22Wait a minute!
43:23Just once?
43:24Just once!
43:28I don't get it!
43:30It's either a dog or a city dog!
43:32A dog?
43:33But there's a chance that the rope might have stopped!
43:36No, no, no!
43:37It's either a dog or a city dog!
43:39Why do I have to be a city dog?
43:40I'm a rabbit!
43:41I'm a rabbit!
43:42One more time, one more time!
43:43One more time, it's over!
43:44One more time!
43:45No, it's just one more chance!
43:46No, this is over!
43:48If you don't do this properly,
43:49it's not good for the person who gave you the present!
43:51What the hell are you talking about?
43:52What the hell are you talking about?
43:54The person who bought it in the game
43:55gave it to me properly!
43:58You!
43:59You've been flying over there so many times!
44:00You're a zero, aren't you?
44:01I dropped something!
44:03My important bartender!
44:04Are you making a cocktail?
44:06You're talking like it's a cocktail!
44:08What cocktail?
44:09It's a cocktail!
44:10You're making a face like this!
44:13You're making a face like this!
44:16Look at this!
44:17Look at this!
44:18You're making a face like this!
44:20Look at this!
44:21Stop it!
44:22Stop it!
44:24Is there powder in it?
44:25Get your head out of the way!
44:26There's no powder in it!
44:27It's black powder!
44:28There's no powder in it!
44:29Are you sleeping next to me?
44:30Are you sleeping next to me?
44:32Look at this!
44:33Look at this!
44:35You're making a face like this!
44:36Are you sleeping next to me?
44:39This is my only chance!
44:40One more time?
44:41One more time?
44:42One more time?
44:43I'll do my best!
44:44I'll do my best!
44:45Ready...
44:46Ready...
44:47Start!
44:54Now, now,
44:55Now, now,
44:56Now, now,
44:57Now, now,
44:58I lost!
45:00I lost!
45:01You're impossible!
45:02And with that,
45:03The Seizuu wins!
45:10This is your prize for winning in the game,
45:12so as a reward you will get to see
45:14your jokes later!
45:17We'll be playing that.
45:28♪♪
45:37Time's up!
45:39Yeah!
45:40All right!
45:42First match,
45:44the Eastern Army Everest,
45:4694 points.
45:48Huh?
45:50The Western Army Windswept Leaf,
45:52108 points.
45:54Winner is the Eastern Army!
45:56All right!
45:58All right!
46:00It's because you changed your house!
46:02Hey, stop it!
46:04Damn it!
46:06It's because you changed your house!
46:08Hey, stop it!
46:10Hey, stop it!
46:12Hey, stop it!
46:14Hey, stop it!
46:16Hey, stop it!
46:18Hey, stop it!
46:20Everyone didn't notice,
46:22but I was touching a rabbit.
46:24Hey, stop it!
46:26Hey, stop it!
46:28Calm down!
46:30Calm down!
46:32All right!
46:34The Eastern Army Yoneda 2000,
46:36123 points.
46:38Wow!
46:40It's high!
46:42The Western Army Windswept Leaf,
46:4475 points.
46:46The Western Army Windswept Leaf,
46:4875 points.
46:50All right!
46:52All right!
46:54Do you like such a weird joke?
46:56All right!
46:58Hey, don't call it a weird joke!
47:00It's not just a joke,
47:02but the size of my teeth
47:04is the opposite of what I imagined.
47:06It's the opposite of what I imagined.
47:08It's the opposite of what I imagined.
47:10It's the opposite of what I imagined.
47:12It's the opposite of what I imagined.
47:14You changed your house.
47:16And the third game is
47:18the Eastern Army Nightingale Dance,
47:20112 points.
47:22The Eastern Army Nightingale Dance,
47:24112 points.
47:26The Western Army Wall Poster,
47:28115 points.
47:30115 points.
47:32It's a tie!
47:34It's a tie!
47:36The winner is
47:38the Western Army!
47:40The Western Army!
47:42You've won the ticket to Nagoya!
47:46What do you want to do?
47:49You're not supposed to do that!
47:51You're not supposed to...
47:53You're not supposed to do that!
47:55You're not supposed to do that!
47:57This guy's 38kg!
47:59No, I'm not!
48:01You're not!
48:02No way!
48:04What's the difference?
48:05From your agency?
48:06The winner of this game will receive
48:08Speaking of Nagoya, a bonus of 100,000 yen for a meal at Miso-katsu Yabaton!
48:16Also, MVP can stay at the premium brand Grand Mercure, which has 12 hotels in Japan,
48:23including meals and lounges, all-inclusive.
48:28This time, Grand Mercure Hamamako Resort & Spa will give you the right to stay with a pair!
48:34That's amazing!
48:37Who will be the MVP?
48:46It's Nagami-kun!
48:53I'm so glad I chose you, Nagami-kun!
49:00Well, let's get back to business.
49:02Oh, sorry, I made a huge mistake.
49:04Sayonara!