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00:00Next vs. Manzai Gekijou, NETA BATTLE!
00:09Double Higashi RinRin and Next's KOMITO BATTLE!
00:16Hatsumi-Tanikawa Team wins!
00:19It doesn't make sense.
00:21It doesn't make sense.
00:23On the other hand, the dissatisfied Mangeki Team, Mameppu...
00:27...will have an impromptu Manzai Gekijou!
00:36They will have an impromptu Manzai Gekijou!
00:41Last time, the first match was...
00:44It doesn't make sense!
00:46The swing is too strong!
00:48All the skin is fluttering!
00:50Higashi vs. Ohigashi, so Double Higashi wins!
00:54Higashi vs. Ohigashi Team wins!
00:58And tonight, the battle of the year is finally over!
01:02This is Next.
01:06Don't ever do this again.
01:09Next vs. Hashimoto-Tatsumi Team
01:16The first match is between Hashimoto-Tatsumi Team!
01:24Hello, I have a beard and a mustache.
01:26What did you just say?
01:27I have a beard and a mustache.
01:29You have a beard and a mustache?
01:30I have a beard and a mustache.
01:31Nice to meet you.
01:32It's our first time meeting, so...
01:35It's okay to meet for the first time.
01:37I'd like to introduce myself.
01:39Introduce yourself?
01:40Yes, please.
01:41It's our first time meeting, so...
01:43I'm Hashimoto, a neighbor.
01:45Nice to meet you.
01:47I have a beard and a mustache.
01:50Stop it!
01:52How many times do I have to see this?
01:54How many times do I have to see this?
01:56Well, that's the way it is.
01:58For the time being...
02:02To get along, we need to drink.
02:05I like to drink, but...
02:07Now, this is the Gokon Kaicho.
02:09Has it already started?
02:11Just let it start.
02:12I came here 30 days before the training.
02:14What did you say?
02:16Before the training?
02:18Before work?
02:20What? Am I working right now?
02:22Which one?
02:23For the time being, we arrived here 3 hours before the training.
02:25That's early!
02:27It may be early, but...
02:283 hours is early!
02:30Before we go, let's go to the shrine.
02:32Why do we have to go there?
02:34Gokon is a request from God.
02:36No!
02:38It's a request from God.
02:40Don't be happy with a request from God.
02:42It's a request from God.
02:44It's okay to have a request from God at the end.
02:46Don't get angry!
02:48Why are you so angry?
02:50So, let's go to the shrine.
02:52Let's go to the shrine.
02:54I'll put in a donation.
02:56I'm Tatsumi.
02:58What?
03:00Why did you suddenly say that?
03:02I'm Tatsumi.
03:04Are you going to do it?
03:06It's better not to do it.
03:08Let's do it properly.
03:10Do it properly.
03:14I'm Tatsumi.
03:16See?
03:18It's better not to do it.
03:20Let's go to the shrine.
03:22You're in a bad mood.
03:24Let's go to the shrine.
03:26Let's go to the shrine.
03:28Let's drink a toast.
03:30Thank you for coming today.
03:32It's easy to say.
03:34It's easy to say.
03:36It's easy to say.
03:38It's weird to say it like that.
03:40Cheers!
03:42Let's play a game.
03:44Let's play a game.
03:46Let's play a game.
03:48Let's play a game.
03:50The name of the player is
03:52the name of the player is
03:54Patrick.
03:56Tatsumi.
03:58Why are you sleeping?
04:00I'm Tatsumi.
04:02You're just a former skater.
04:04You don't know anything.
04:06You're just a former skater.
04:08You were weak in the 90s.
04:10I can't play with you anymore.
04:12I'm Tatsumi.
04:14Who are you talking to?
04:16The person next to me
04:18is a giant.
04:20What?
04:22Say it slowly.
04:24Are you a giant?
04:26I acted like a giant,
04:28pampam,
04:30but Papa has reacted.
04:32Don't call me a giant.
04:34A normal person
04:36did not say pampam.
04:38I was impressed when a giant
04:40said pampa.
04:42You didlad.
04:44I can't play with you anymore.
04:46Please don't say like that.
04:48If you say like that,
04:50you will get traumatized.
04:52I will not be traumatized like him.
04:54Moewa.
05:04What is this?
05:05Damn it.
05:06Damn it.
05:09We got the answer when we did the impromptu performance with Next.
05:12That's right.
05:13Right?
05:14Amazing.
05:15But when I thought it was this, I really didn't think it was.
05:20Even though we got a good one, it was this.
05:24The winner is the Hanikawa-Arai duo.
05:29Hello.
05:32Hello, this is Mermaid Japan.
05:33Nice to meet you.
05:34Nice to meet you.
05:35Yuri, listen to me.
05:37I want a girlfriend, but I don't have a good one.
05:40I know a lot about matching apps, so I'll show you my favorite matching app.
05:45Okay.
05:46If you register your ideal type, an AI will introduce you to the right person.
05:51What do you think?
05:52That's suspicious, but will an ideal person really come?
05:55Let's do a simulation.
05:56Okay.
05:57Let's meet in front of the cafe.
05:59Think of me as your ideal type.
06:01Got it.
06:03What kind of person will come?
06:05I'm nervous.
06:06Hello.
06:07Hello.
06:08Are you Takafumi?
06:09Nice to meet you, I'm Arai Takafumi.
06:11I'm 30 years old.
06:12My hobby is moving my body.
06:13Baseball, soccer, tennis, and track and field.
06:15I love all sports.
06:16Even if I go to the track and field...
06:18Wait a minute.
06:19Is it always like this?
06:20Yes.
06:21I knew most of the men who talk about themselves, but...
06:25Where is it?
06:26Where is it?
06:27Let's go to the cafe.
06:28Yes.
06:29What kind of cafe?
06:30It's a secret.
06:31You're so cute.
06:32You're my type.
06:33What?
06:34This?
06:35I'm not your girlfriend.
06:36Stop it.
06:37Will you stop stalking other women during a date?
06:42Let's sit down.
06:44I'm just correcting it.
06:47Is that so?
06:48Isn't that too much?
06:50Nice to meet you, I'm Yuri Tanikawa.
06:52My hobby is traveling with my friends.
06:55Your hobby is traveling with your friends?
06:57I thought you were the type who doesn't have friends.
07:02You're funny, Takafumi.
07:03I know, right?
07:05Excuse me.
07:06I'd like a cafe au lait.
07:07I'll have water.
07:08What?
07:09I don't want to spend a lot of money.
07:12Let's pretend this date didn't happen.
07:15You're going to pour water on me?
07:17You're going to pour water on my ears?
07:19I haven't slept since yesterday.
07:31What is this?
07:32This is crazy.
07:33This is a cat.
07:38Let me show you a new type of manzai.
07:41It's amazing.
07:42It's not the time to joke around anymore.
07:46This is a new type of manzai.
07:49It's just a new type of manzai.
07:51Now, it's time for the judges to decide.
07:53Please open the door.
07:57Tatsumi Hashimoto, Tanikawa Arai, Tanikawa Arai.
08:00Tanikawa Arai is the winner.
08:03What?
08:04Stop it.
08:06This tournament is weird.
08:08It's weird.
08:09Tatsumi got a little carried away.
08:14He kept biting me.
08:18But I pulled him to the end.
08:22It was really amazing.
08:27Is your mom happy?
08:29Is she happy?
08:30She's happy.
08:31Tanikawa Arai's second story.
08:34This is fresh and novel.
08:37Tanikawa Arai is going to show us how he has grown.
08:45What kind of judge is that?
08:48There is no judge like that in comedy.
08:50It's not funny.
08:51It's too long.
08:53It's like a bread with no taste.
08:56It's like a bread with no taste.
09:00I might eat rice with a fork.
09:04Why?
09:05I don't know.
09:06It's weird.
09:08He's making a fool of himself.
09:10Let's move on to the final.
09:13Tanikawa Arai vs. Tanikawa Arai.
09:17The final.
09:18It's going to be a fierce battle.
09:24They are going to fight each other.
09:27I don't feel good about this.
09:30The final.
09:32Let's start with the East-West duo.
09:36Hello.
09:39We are WGASH.
09:41I've been thinking about this.
09:43If there is a fake Pachimon town with a lot of celebrities and famous anime characters,
09:51it would be a waste.
09:52A lot of people would come and make a lot of profit.
09:55Really?
09:56I want to try it today.
09:57What are you going to do?
09:58Can I try it?
09:59We came to Pachimon town to play.
10:01There are a lot of Pachimon town residents.
10:04Let's think about the characters of Pachimon town.
10:07It's difficult.
10:08It's difficult.
10:09It's difficult to think about it all of a sudden.
10:10It's difficult.
10:11So, if you do your best, I'll give you the jersey of Adidas, which I bought at Tsuruhashi last week.
10:16It's Pachimon town.
10:17What do you mean it's Pachimon town?
10:19It's not horizontal or vertical.
10:21It's Pachimon town.
10:22It's Pachimon town.
10:24It's the best.
10:25There are a lot of Pachimon town.
10:27What kind of Pachimon town?
10:28What are you doing?
10:29He came right away.
10:30What are you doing?
10:31I came to play.
10:32I see.
10:33Have fun.
10:35That's a strange way of speaking.
10:36Who are you?
10:37Me?
10:38I'm Kumano Poo's Pachimon.
10:40What?
10:41I'm a Pachimon of a panda.
10:42That's a lot of Pachimon.
10:43Pachimon of a panda?
10:44Yes.
10:45Even the animals have changed.
10:46Please give me permission to carry sweets like honey to my mouth.
10:52I want to eat honey.
10:53That's a Pachimon.
10:54That's a Pachimon with that name.
10:55That's a lot of Pachimon.
10:56That's a Pachimon of a panda.
10:57That's the best.
10:58That's the best.
10:59I'm looking forward to this.
11:00He came.
11:01He came.
11:02I'm a Pachimon of a panda.
11:09Who are you?
11:10I'm a Pachimon of a panda.
11:14That's a lot of Pachimon.
11:15Are you a panda?
11:16No.
11:17I'm a Pachimon of a panda.
11:22That's a lot of Pachimon.
11:23That's a lot of Pachimon.
11:24He came.
11:25Help me.
11:26He said something.
11:27A stouttle is growing here.
11:29Wow, he's putting on clipping.
11:31Hey, you stouttle.
11:32Please carry this iron here.
11:34Stouttle...
11:35Your liegtcapukka got dirty.
11:37Whose is it?
11:38My?
11:39I am Doken from Pachimon of a dove.
11:44Give me back my safety equipment.
11:45That's a lot of doken.
11:46Doken...
11:47You're doing a great job.
11:48This is Doken.
11:49No...
11:50What?
11:51Who?
11:52Arashi, Arashi...
11:54That's different.
11:55Arashi! Arashi!
11:58Arashi!
12:01It's a little different.
12:02Who are you?
12:03I'm Takashi from Arashi's Pachimon.
12:04You're Goto.
12:05Oh, you're Goto.
12:06Takashi.
12:07Arashi!
12:08You're way better at dancing!
12:09Arashi!
12:10You can't dance like that.
12:12He's not even looking at me.
12:13He's not even looking at me.
12:14He's so popular.
12:15Gyu-gyu-gyu!
12:16Huh? Gyu-gyu-gyu?
12:17Gyu-gyu!
12:18What are you doing?
12:19I'm sorry, who are you?
12:20I'm Niku from Sakana-kun's Pachimon.
12:22That's enough!
12:23Gyu-gyu!
12:24That's enough!
12:25Nice to meet you!
12:26That's enough!
12:27You're so done with it.
12:28Gyu-gyu!
12:29What is this?
12:30That's enough!
12:31What is it?
12:32I can't do what you're thinking.
12:33That's enough.
12:34Who are you?
12:35I'm Shoui Ohigashi.
12:36You're my partner.
12:37You think I'm Shoui Ohigashi?
12:38That's right.
12:39What?
12:40That's right.
12:41That's right?
12:42That's enough.
12:43Thank you!
12:44That was...
12:45That was...
12:46That was a great performance.
12:48Seriously?
12:49Why did you say that?
12:50Why did you say that?
12:51That was...
12:52That was a great performance.
12:53They're like background information.
12:55What?
12:56No no.
12:57They're more like background information.
12:58That's not right.
12:59They're background information.
13:02They're background information.
13:03I'm sorry.
13:04They're background information.
13:05The second team is Tanikawa Arai duo.
13:10Thank you!
13:12Hello, we're Mermaid Japan.
13:14Nice to meet you.
13:15We've never met.
13:16Naoki-san, we're usually on the stage of a new drama theater.
13:20Do you have any other jobs you'd like to try?
13:23I'd like to try being a morning star.
13:25Ah, morning star.
13:26Being a morning star takes a long time to shoot.
13:29It's pretty tough.
13:30But I'm always with the cast, so it's fun to get along with them.
13:34Wait a minute.
13:35Have you ever been on a show?
13:37Yes, on Come Come Everybody.
13:39What kind of role?
13:40I play the main character's friend.
13:42That's amazing.
13:43So you've been on a lot of shows?
13:44How long does it take to shoot?
13:46It's about a year in total.
13:49I see.
13:50That's why I couldn't get a hold of you.
13:53What kind of scenes did you shoot?
13:54One scene of a baseball game.
13:56It takes a year to shoot one scene?
13:58It took me three days.
14:00That's an extra.
14:02You're always complaining.
14:04That's what you're like.
14:06But it doesn't change the fact that I've been on a show.
14:08That's true, but have you ever been in a movie?
14:12I've been in a movie.
14:13Liar!
14:14It's true.
14:15And it's not an extra.
14:17I play the main character's wife.
14:22That's a dangerous line.
14:26That's why you couldn't get a hold of me.
14:29It took me a week.
14:31What?
14:32A week?
14:33Yes.
14:34What do you mean?
14:35You can get a hold of me.
14:37I can get a hold of you, but I had a lot of lines.
14:40Tell me the lines that left an impression on you.
14:44There you go.
14:47You're just playing the main character's wife.
14:49Have you ever played the main character's wife?
14:51No.
14:52You've never played the main character's wife.
14:54You've never been in Osaka culture.
14:56That's why you still can't speak Osaka dialect.
14:59You don't have a nerve.
15:01Don't talk to me like that.
15:03What are you talking about?
15:07What are you talking about?
15:08You're too famous.
15:09I heard you made a lot of money.
15:11Don't try to touch Yamato Sumiyoshi's fans.
15:14Don't show your swimsuit to X, Jiyo, and L.
15:18I shaved my body.
15:20You're wearing a turtleneck.
15:25That's a good way to end the show.
15:31It's the best.
15:32It doesn't fit the genre.
15:33It's not a comedy or a play.
15:35It's a comedy with all the genres.
15:37It's not a comedy.
15:39There's nothing in it.
15:44Who will win?
15:46Let's see the judges' judgment.
15:48Please.
15:51That's not good.
15:53Higashi won by 3 seconds.
15:56The winner is Double Higashi.
16:02Do it.
16:04Do it until the end.
16:06What are you doing?
16:09I'm Double Higashi.
16:11I have a lot of memories of the characters.
16:20I'm Tanikawa Arai.
16:22I've never been in a movie, so I'm not good at it.
16:29You don't have to be a judge.
16:31You don't know anything.
16:35That's not a good answer.
16:38Double Higashi is the winner.
16:40How do you feel about it?
16:45I thought I would win.
16:50But Double Higashi won.
16:53I don't know what to do.
16:57I was going to get angry.
16:59I thought I would win.
17:02I'm about to cry.
17:05I don't know what to do.
17:08How do you feel about it?
17:10I think I said it before.
17:12I told you not to do it again.
17:18Why did you do it?
17:20I told you.
17:22Don't do it again.
17:24Don't do it again.
17:26It's not funny.
17:29It was not funny.
17:31It was not funny.
17:35I don't know who said it.
17:37But it was very funny.
17:42We were mixed in there.
17:52Other people are crazy, so they don't get hit.
17:55But Tanikawa is the only one who gets hit.
18:00Why?
18:02You said it was not funny.
18:04I was shocked.
18:06I'm shocked now.
18:08I've been saying it for a long time.
18:10I've been saying it for a long time.
18:12I'm shocked now.
18:14I've praised it before.
18:16I said it was not funny.
18:18I've been saying it for a long time.
18:21Why am I shocked now?
18:23Have I ever praised it?
18:25No.
18:29I don't want to do it again.
18:31I don't know if Tanikawa gets hit.
18:33But if I get hit this much,
18:35I'll throw it at Kono.
18:37I can't believe it.
18:39When I was doing this show,
18:41only one person was laughing.
18:43It was funny.
18:47What was funny?
18:49Everything was funny.
18:52Everything was funny.
18:54It was funny.
18:56I didn't think it was funny
18:58to hit a fan of Yamato.
19:00I didn't think it was funny.
19:02I didn't think it was funny.
19:04Was there such a thing?
19:06I think there was.
19:08I don't know.
19:10I don't know.
19:12I didn't think it was funny.
19:14It was funny.
19:20Who is your favorite comic book character?
19:22My favorite is
19:24I loved Streak.
19:26I can't say that.
19:28I can't say that.
19:30I'm sorry.
19:32I'm really sorry.
19:34You haven't been updated.
19:36You can put it here.
19:38Streak is the best.
19:40It's hard to deny.
19:42You got it at NGK.
19:44You got it at NGK.
19:46It was really funny.
19:48But it's not a combination
19:50that can be the best.
19:52It was really funny.
19:54It was really funny.
19:56Who was the funniest
19:58when you talked?
20:02Streak.
20:04Streak.
20:06I don't know.
20:08I don't know.
20:10I don't know.
20:12I don't know.
20:14I don't know.
20:16I don't know.
20:18I don't know.
20:20Let's find out.
20:22You are Streak vs. Next.
20:24You are Streak vs. Next.
20:26I want to see it.
20:28You can do it.
20:30You can be the champion.
20:32You can be the champion.
20:34You can be the champion.
20:36Next.
20:38Streak.
20:40I'm going to Tokyo.
20:42I'm going to Tokyo.
20:44I'm going to Tokyo.
20:46Who is the funniest?
20:50I'm going to Tokyo.
20:52I'm going to Tokyo.
21:16What will you prepare?
21:18We use plant-based vegetables and herbicides that are thrown away when harvested for the raw material of the color.
21:26Since other ingredients are also made from rice, it is a safe crayon even if it gets into your mouth.
21:34What is the number of SDGs?
21:37It is the responsibility of No. 12 to make and use.
21:41I was told by a farmer on the Kintetsu Railway that it was a waste to throw away vegetables,
21:47so I made a food loss countermeasure by using plant-based vegetables as a crayon.
21:52What is your future goal?
21:54I would like to reduce the waste by continuously reducing food loss.
22:00Thank you for the sustainable story.
22:04What is your future goal?
22:07Cabbage!
22:09Tomato!
22:10And broccoli!
22:13I drew vegetables with a vegetable crayon!
22:17And next, here!
22:20I drew vegetables with a crayon with a vegetable crayon!
22:26As a result, the vegetable crayon is gone!
22:31Vegetable crayon! Crayon!