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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:09This is the winner of the Entertainment Award.
00:12Thank you very much.
00:17Please choose your award.
00:20Well, I'll choose this one.
00:24Wait a minute.
00:26You don't have to ask anyone.
00:28It's written on the top of 700 yen.
00:30Of course, I know the joke,
00:32Can you hear the Brazilian people?
00:34Is there anyone who will become a Brazilian?
00:38It's the other way around.
00:40I think it's the other way around.
00:42I think it's the other way around.
00:44I'm a sales entertainer.
00:46This is a receipt of a tool that I have reached the end of my suffering.
00:49More than 90 items this year.
00:52Once a week, he runs a business.
00:54He is a sales entertainer, Savannah Yagi.
00:57But sometimes, he gets a strange request.
01:02Thankfully, I've been a regular for 30 years.
01:07Savannah, you were fast.
01:08I was fast.
01:09I sold four items at once.
01:11I became zero.
01:12From then on, I became a sales entertainer by myself.
01:15If everyone did it, I would change the topic for 10 minutes.
01:18If everyone did it, I would change the topic for 10 minutes.
01:20I can do it for 90 minutes.
01:23That's a long time.
01:26I can do it by myself.
01:28By yourself?
01:29I can do it by myself.
01:30How can you do it by yourself?
01:32In the past, I did a dog and manzai for 20 minutes.
01:36A dog and manzai for 20 minutes?
01:3820 minutes?
01:39Isn't that a long time?
01:40It's a long time.
01:41At that time, there was a boom in Funassyi.
01:43There was a character with a dog.
01:46When I went to the dressing room, all the characters were there.
01:49I thought it was okay to just read it.
01:52When I went to the dressing room, there was a dog in the dressing room.
01:56This is real.
01:58Is the dressing room the same?
01:59That's amazing.
02:00The dressing room is the same.
02:01I was going to eat at the dressing room event.
02:03I was full for the time being.
02:07I'm not a talent dog.
02:08I'm a real dog.
02:10What do you mean?
02:13I don't know the difference between a talent dog and a real dog.
02:17I'm a real dog.
02:18I'm not a talent dog.
02:20I'm going to tell you a scary story.
02:22I asked the actor to do the story for 20 minutes.
02:25I asked him if he had any ideas.
02:28He said, I'll leave it to you.
02:30I'll show you the video I actually went to.
02:33Hello.
02:36I'm not a talent dog.
02:38I'm not a talent dog.
02:40I'm going to add one.
02:41Where do you go?
02:42Hello.
02:46Where do you go?
02:48I'm more excited than Savannah when I'm not feeling well.
02:50Please wait.
02:53I don't get angry and leave.
02:57I'll do everything.
03:00I asked the actor to mix the dog with me.
03:04He made me separate from the dog.
03:06That's great.
03:08Then there's one more thing.
03:09All the customers in the front row were dogs.
03:11What?!
03:13It was in Cavalia, but all the dogs in the front row were dogs.
03:19I don't know if it's funny or not, but I was barking like a dog.
03:23What are you saying?
03:25If it's a dog show, I would still be dead.
03:28The most shocking thing that happened to me this time was...
03:32I got the information about a week ago,
03:35It's 60 minutes with a pin.
03:37It's long, right?
03:39Well, well, well, I can do it.
03:41By the way, I use a technique called Calpis.
03:45I'm going to dilute my story slowly.
03:47That's Calpis.
03:49What's that?
03:51What's the technique?
03:53I don't know what the technique is.
03:55The customer is six years old.
03:59Six years old?
04:01A child?
04:03It's scary to do this for an hour.
04:05I'm a kid, so I don't know what to do.
04:07Children don't listen to me.
04:09I don't know.
04:11In the form of a dodgeball,
04:13I made a Brazilian ball.
04:15It doesn't hurt to hit it.
04:17If you fly too far, you'll go around.
04:19I asked him to find a ball like that.
04:21It wasn't in the 100-yen store.
04:23I made it myself.
04:25That's the one from the receipt.
04:27This is a Brazilian ball.
04:29It's a Brazilian ball.
04:31It doesn't hurt to hit it.
04:33If you fly too far, you'll go around.
04:35If you hit it, it won't bounce.
04:37If you hit it, it will fall below.
04:39You can pick it up right away.
04:41It's calculated.
04:43If you hit it and you're the last one left,
04:45you'll get a Brazilian bag.
04:47You'll get a Brazilian bag.
04:49You'll get a Brazilian bag.
04:51It's handmade.
04:53It's a lot of fun.
04:55It's funny.
04:57I don't know what I'm doing.
04:59We're both funny.
05:01I'm going to sell it as a recreation.
05:03I'm going to sell it as a recreation.
05:075 wins.
05:09I did it.
05:13Everyone is trying hard.
05:15Everyone is trying hard.
05:17Everyone is trying hard.
05:19Everyone is trying hard.
05:21I can't work hard.
05:25Seita.
05:27Slacks.
05:28Me.
05:29Cleaning cloth.
05:30Mr. Kokado's sweater.
05:31Yes.
05:32It's a cleaning cloth for my favorite clothes that my juniors made dirty.
05:37Roch Kokado is so obsessed with fashion that he wears shirts and bags himself.
05:44What are the actions of juniors who make their favorite clothes dirty?
05:50You smoke, right?
05:51Yes.
05:52Yes.
05:53You smoke, right?
05:54You smoke a lot, don't you?
05:55You don't smoke?
05:56I don't smoke either.
05:57How about you?
05:58I smoke.
05:59Everyone smokes, right?
06:00You smoke, right?
06:01I smoke.
06:02I smoke.
06:03Yes, I smoke.
06:04It's a story about cigarettes.
06:08There was a live performance on Mr. Samaz's YouTube channel the other day.
06:13I entered the dressing room of the venue, but there was an ashtray.
06:18It's rare.
06:19It's rare.
06:20There's no more recently.
06:22I didn't smoke, so I left it there.
06:24Next, The Mummy came.
06:26Sakai asked me if I could smoke because there was an ashtray.
06:31You smoke, right?
06:32He asked me if I could smoke.
06:34I said I didn't smoke, but I didn't mind.
06:38That's helpful.
06:39I was so happy.
06:40I know how you feel.
06:41I smoked.
06:42Next, Kikorohi came.
06:44He said, Wow, there's an ashtray.
06:46It's a very heavy smoke.
06:48We're a chain.
06:49I thought it was a lot.
06:51He said, Let me open the window.
06:56I opened the window and it was only about 1 cm.
07:01What is this type of window?
07:03Next, Osaki of the Champions came.
07:09He really likes cigarettes.
07:12He said, Wait a minute.
07:14I'm going to get angry.
07:18Let's decide on one rule.
07:20If someone quits smoking, someone will smoke.
07:23We're all a chain.
07:25I'm sorry, but I'm not going to smoke.
07:28I said, Okay.
07:31But the moment he quit smoking, he started smoking.
07:35We're all a chain.
07:38He's always quiet.
07:41Then the show started.
07:43He was in a bad mood.
07:45He didn't like cigarettes.
07:48What was the cleaning fee at that time?
07:51The sweater I was wearing at that time smelled like cigarettes.
07:56I'll forgive you once.
07:58I'm sorry, but you have to keep thinking about it.
08:02I'm sorry, but you have to keep thinking about it.
08:07I'm sorry, but you have to keep thinking about it.
08:10There's an ashtray.
08:12There are people who don't smoke.
08:15Can I say something weird?
08:17When I explained earlier,
08:19When I said, Can I smoke?
08:22He said, I don't smoke, but it's okay.
08:26At that time, I thought, What are you talking about?
08:31That's a message.
08:33It's a message from me that I wish I could.
08:38That's...
08:40Message.
08:43It's a message from me.
08:45I think that's what happened after the Champions League.
08:48I think I dared to stay.
08:50I'm going to smoke you.
08:53That's a message from him.
08:56I think that's a message from him.
08:59Yagi, what would you do if you were me?
09:03I would go out and do push-ups.
09:08I don't know about push-ups.
09:10It's a push-up.
09:13I don't want to smoke, so I'll go out.
09:16But when I went out,
09:19When Yagi did push-ups,
09:21Everyone, stop smoking here.
09:25I see.
09:27I see.
09:29Mr. Daigo, please make a decision.
09:32Well, this is...
09:35This is...
09:36I'm going to smoke.
09:38I can't cut this.
09:40I can't smoke.
09:42We're always in a place where we can't smoke.
09:45On the contrary, I'm holding back.
09:49In a room with an ashtray,
09:51If it's an okay rule, let me smoke.
09:54Any senior would smoke?
09:56I think so.
09:58I see.
09:59There's something like that.
10:01If I were in this situation,
10:04Would you smoke?
10:05I'll smoke.
10:06I see.
10:07I'm being licked.
10:09I think so.
10:11I think I'm being licked a lot.
10:13Here it is.
10:15This is also cheap.
10:163,200 yen.
10:18This is me.
10:19Yes, Mr. Kuki.
10:20Photoshop is a software used for computers.
10:25Mr. Kuki, you draw pictures.
10:27I want to ask you all.
10:28Manzai and comedy are performed on stage.
10:33In the most advanced modern world,
10:35Why do you think you're doing something analog?
10:37It's analog, but it's good.
10:40You can watch it live.
10:42I think it's old-fashioned to do it in front of the audience.
10:50I think it's better to make it a video.
10:52A new style of laughter proposed by Mr. Kuki.
10:58I'm laughing.
11:00It's old-fashioned.
11:01It's very old-fashioned.
11:02There's a lot of electricity in the car.
11:04It's an era where you can drive with your hands free.
11:07Do you still talk in front of a stick?
11:09Silver stick.
11:11I think it was a stick.
11:12I thought it was okay.
11:14There's no new comedy system yet.
11:17That's right.
11:18Sales...
11:19I'm sorry, Mr. Yagi.
11:21You're talking about sales.
11:25If you send data, you can do business anywhere.
11:28With data?
11:29You can put a big screen on the stage.
11:31While staying at home.
11:33You can do it anywhere in the country.
11:36You can only do it live.
11:38If you do it with a dog, you can't do it.
11:41It's an air-conditioned room.
11:43It's unique.
11:44Photoshop is a software that can process images.
11:52I made the latest comedy.
11:55Our comedy is old-fashioned.
11:57Chidori's representative manzai.
12:01The story of sushi.
12:03Please.
12:04What is this?
12:05It's a squid.
12:06Squid?
12:12I took the latest video.
12:17I digitized it.
12:20I put in all the comedy data.
12:25I put it all together.
12:28Please look at this.
12:29Please look at this.
12:31You don't have to go to the theater.
12:34Please let me know how you did it.
12:40It's old-fashioned.
12:42Let's see.
12:43This is the current comedy.
12:45Please watch it.
12:47It's amazing.
12:49Chidori.
12:53I'm Chidori.
12:56I want to eat sushi.
12:59Can I ask you to do it?
13:11I want sushi.
13:15I want to eat squid.
13:20My ears are uncomfortable.
13:29Please put it back.
13:34Don't say your impressions.
13:38Was it Nobu?
13:40Why is Nobu there?
13:43It's a strange ratio.
13:45I want to see Chidori's manzai.
13:50Otakopuu appeared at the end.
13:53What is Otakopuu?
13:55Manzai is still enough.
13:59That's right.
14:02What is this?
14:05Who is this?
14:07This is me.
14:09This is Oshiruko.
14:11This is Oshiruko Yamasaki.
14:15She is an entertainer.
14:18She is an illustrator.
14:20She is a hand-made artist.
14:22She is a talented entertainer.
14:25I'm nervous today.
14:30I'm nervous today.
14:32I'm nervous.
14:35I'm nervous.
14:38I'm nervous, so I don't make tea here.
14:43I want to show you how fast the waist pouch rotates.
14:47I want to show you how fast the waist pouch rotates.
14:50I can see it right away.
14:52I thought you were going to transform.
14:54I thought you were going to transform.
14:56This is my relationship that doesn't go well.
15:01This is my relationship that doesn't go well.
15:05This is the receipt for the insect breeding set.
15:11She is a strange girl.
15:17Do you know Oshiruko Yamasaki?
15:22She is a lonely person.
15:26I'm 30 years old this year.
15:29I'm a young entertainer.
15:34I haven't thought about marriage yet.
15:39I want to keep playing.
15:43I want to keep playing.
15:48Are you talking about marriage?
15:53If I say this now, it will be a marriage problem.
15:56If I say this now, it will be a marriage problem.
15:59I'm not married yet.
16:01I'm not married yet.
16:03I'm tired of playing with the app.
16:05I'm tired of playing with the app.
16:08I went to pick up the insects.
16:12I went to pick up the insects.
16:18I bought six types of insects.
16:20I bought six types of insects.
16:22I put all the remaining insects here.
16:27I brought this to show you.
16:32I brought this to show you.
16:35I brought this to show you.
16:38This is a different color from the insect I caught when I was a child.
16:42This is a different color from the insect I caught when I was a child.
16:46This is a very cute insect.
16:49If you look at this, you will be healed.
16:51This is not healing.
16:53This insect is not aggressive.
16:56This insect is not aggressive.
17:01If you don't mind, can I share this with you?
17:04If you don't mind, can I share this with you?
17:06What should I do?
17:09Yagi-san.
17:11Can you do a manzai performance?
17:13No.
17:15I can't do a manzai performance with a dog.
17:17If you can do it with a dog, you can do it.
17:19They are waiting for me in the dressing room.
17:21What kind of manzai performance do you think of?
17:25Let's do it.
17:28After this, Yagi-san will do a manzai performance.
17:33I want to put all the culture and gestures into me.
17:38I want to be an earthman.
17:40Let's hear it.
17:43The fifth entertainment agency, TOSHIAKE 1 hour special.
17:47A special guest, MEGOSHIUYA, will come.
17:51Gorgeous entertainers will also participate.
17:55January 6, 2025, 10 o'clock at night.
17:59A manzai performance by Savannah Yagi and Dango-mushi.
18:04Hello.
18:06I'm Yagi and Dango-mushi.
18:10I'm Seimei.
18:15Nice to meet you.
18:19I'm Yagi and Dango-mushi.
18:25We are still new to each other.
18:28We don't know each other very well.
18:30Let's get to know each other.
18:32How old are you?
18:36Are you ignoring Dango-mushi?
18:46What is your hobby?
18:50Are you ignoring Dango-mushi?
18:53I'm 99 years old.
18:57You are young.
19:00I don't know how to fall, but I have the courage to start running.
19:06You are ignoring Dango-mushi.
19:13This receipt is...
19:16This is a certificate of approval.
19:24I can kick the ladder of a woman who relies on Dango-mushi.
19:32Thank you very much.
19:36The first reason I want to be healed by Dango-mushi is that you play a lot.
19:43That's the only reason I want to be healed by Dango-mushi.
19:48This is 20,000 yen.
19:50This is me.
19:52This is my hobby.
19:54This is a receipt of the kimono I bought as a gift for my trip around the world.
20:00You travel around the world alone, right?
20:02That's right. I travel around the world alone as a hobby.
20:05I go to as many countries as I can in four days every year.
20:09After this...
20:11I think he's a German.
20:13What?
20:14Let's ask him.
20:16The world's most popular person in UNAGI.
20:21I travel around the world alone.
20:23Last year, I went to Germany and Austria.
20:25I only stayed in Japan for four days.
20:27Four days?
20:28Yes, I was forced to stay in Japan.
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20:39UNAGI has traveled to 15 countries as a hobby.
20:44He wants to make a great dream come true after this trip.
20:49The reason why I travel is...
20:51I want to put all the culture and gestures into myself.
20:58I want to be an earthman.
21:00An earthman.
21:01That's cool.
21:02I want to be an earthman.
21:05In Germany, I touch people's noses when I'm thinking.
21:10Are you a German?
21:11When I was doing this at a bar,
21:14when I saw a German, I thought,
21:16Is he a German?
21:18What?
21:19Let's ask him.
21:21In the Czech Republic, when you drink a toast,
21:24you put it on the desk.
21:26Then you drink a beer.
21:28I'm doing this, too.
21:31Did you do it at a bar?
21:32When I saw a Czech, I thought,
21:34Is he a Czech?
21:37Like this.
21:41What are you talking about?
21:43Where is that bar?
21:46I want to put these things in my body.
21:48I don't know if you think so, but I want to absorb it into my body.
21:53Another rule I have is...
21:56As a proof that I have been to a country,
21:58I buy a bad thing and go home.
22:01This is what I bought.
22:03Take a look at this.
22:08This is an Eiffel Tower in France.
22:12It's too early to explain.
22:14I'm sorry.
22:18You were scolded.
22:19I was scolded.
22:22This is a South African doll.
22:24This is a South African doll.
22:26This is a South African doll.
22:27This is a South African doll.
22:28This is a South African doll.
22:30I want to buy everything in the size of a can of coffee.
22:34That's a good hobby.
22:36I forgot to buy a souvenir in the UK.
22:44I didn't have time.
22:46I went back to Japan.
22:48I bought a souvenir in the UK.
22:52I went to the UK.
22:55I bought a souvenir in the UK.
22:57I searched a lot.
22:59When I got home, it was this size.
23:03It's big.
23:04It says 13.
23:06It's not a centimeter, it's an inch.
23:09I see.
23:11How much is this?
23:14I'll give it back to you.
23:16This is a failure of your shopping.
23:19Can I put it aside?
23:21Do you put it aside?
23:23Do you put it down?
23:25It's a strange message.
23:27It's strange.
23:29It doesn't make sense to put it aside.