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00:00:00**Alarm clock ringing**
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00:01:33New York City.
00:01:37…. Sometimes it feels like the center of the world … but never like home.
00:01:46My name is Berg Minton Marsh III.
00:01:52I'm on a path.
00:01:54The right schools, the right job, the right friends, the right clothes.
00:02:06The future was simple.
00:02:07All I had to do was keep moving forward.
00:02:14My parents died when I was very young.
00:02:20Before their deaths, I had the perfect childhood.
00:02:24I was idyllic.
00:02:27But now it feels like a whole different life.
00:02:31A whole different me.
00:02:33The further away I get from it,
00:02:35the more lost I feel.
00:02:40Lately I began to wonder,
00:02:42did I choose this path?
00:02:45Or did the path choose me?
00:02:47You're certainly
00:02:49enthusiastic about your work.
00:02:51And I was glad to take you on, but
00:02:54let's be honest, Berg, man to man.
00:02:56This is a high-pressure, high-powered business.
00:02:59Everyone wants in.
00:03:01You need to be the best, the cream of the crop, and you are a hard worker, I know,
00:03:05I'll give you that.
00:03:07But we can't keep kidding ourselves.
00:03:09It's just not working out.
00:03:13And like that, I was cut loose.
00:03:16It was a sign.
00:03:17I felt free.
00:03:19Free to leave the concrete street.
00:03:22The constant movement.
00:03:26The grind.
00:03:27The noise.
00:03:29The pollution.
00:03:31The endless procession of nameless, faceless people.
00:03:36I felt free to go.
00:03:38Back to where I began.
00:03:39To the last place I felt whole.
00:03:44The only problem was convincing my girlfriend, Zoo, to go with me.
00:03:47And their chrome-polished espresso maker.
00:03:51What would you say if I asked you to go somewhere with me? Where?
00:03:59New Hampshire.
00:04:01I am not going to New Hampshire.
00:04:05It was settled.
00:04:06Zoo and I were off.
00:04:08To my ancestral home in the foothills of New Hampshire.
00:04:11To forge our own path.
00:04:13To pick up where my parents left off.
00:04:15And reclaim the glories of the past.
00:04:36I'm sitting in front of the house.
00:04:38I'm looking over again.
00:04:40And I'm wearing my new thing.
00:04:42Over and over again.
00:04:44I'm sitting in front of the house.
00:04:46I'm looking over again.
00:04:48And I'm wearing my new thing.
00:04:50Over and over again.
00:04:52I'm sitting in front of the house.
00:04:54I'm looking over again.
00:04:56And I'm wearing my new thing.
00:04:58Over and over again.
00:05:00I'm sitting in front of the house.
00:05:02I'm looking over again.
00:05:04And I'm wearing my new thing.
00:05:06Over and over again.
00:05:08Spending my time on a reason for feeling the same.
00:05:10This time.
00:05:12This time.
00:05:14The man's on the race.
00:05:16City skyline.
00:05:18The man's on the race.
00:05:20City skyline.
00:05:22The man's on the race.
00:05:24City skyline.
00:05:26City skyline.
00:05:28The man's on the race.
00:05:30City skyline.
00:05:32City skylines remind me where I've been
00:05:36And my face is wearing thin over and over again
00:05:44Unique and old times are the only way I wanna live
00:05:56This time, this time ends on the reins
00:06:02This time, this time ends on the reins
00:06:23Ferg, how nice to hear your voice. How are things with you?
00:06:27I'm in New Hampshire.
00:06:28Oh, well that's wonderful. I'll look forward to seeing you.
00:06:59You changed this room.
00:07:01Not in 30 years.
00:07:06Well, something's different.
00:07:09Just not the way I remember it.
00:07:11And how is that, dear?
00:07:15Didn't the living room used to be in through there?
00:07:22Zoo!
00:07:25Hmm.
00:07:27Zoo!
00:07:29I want to get this recipe.
00:07:33Really good pie.
00:07:44You're sure you don't want me to walk you over?
00:07:46No, I remember it. There's a path off the driveway.
00:07:50Through the stone wall.
00:07:51Right, through...
00:07:53Okay, Zoo, grab the suitcases.
00:07:57Okay.
00:07:59And my cigarettes.
00:08:01And my cell phone.
00:08:04Alright, I'm going.
00:08:05Call me if you need anything.
00:08:10Thanks for dinner.
00:08:11You're welcome.
00:08:12See you tomorrow.
00:08:13Good night.
00:08:16Zoo!
00:08:18You're going to love this house.
00:08:22You know, I used to spend the weekends here when I was little.
00:08:27Yeah, this is...
00:08:29What the hell is this?
00:08:31I promise you, that is your father's house.
00:08:34This cannot be my father's house.
00:08:36Berg, I feel my nerves fraying and snapping like twigs.
00:08:39I promise you, that is your father's house.
00:08:43Damn!
00:08:54I must ask you why I am so cold,
00:08:56knowing that deep down, I don't really want to know.
00:09:00Well, there's no heat in this house.
00:09:02I know that.
00:09:03So let's call the heating guy.
00:09:05They wrap the pipes so they won't freeze,
00:09:07but there's no heat in this house.
00:09:09The heating guy.
00:09:10They wrap the pipes so they won't freeze,
00:09:12but there's no insulation,
00:09:14and there's really no heat to speak of.
00:09:23Despite his rather crappy taste in houses,
00:09:26my father, he's a great man, you know.
00:09:30You look ridiculous.
00:09:32Nothing's the way I remember it.
00:09:35One of your father's old hats is in the closet, I think.
00:09:39What hat?
00:09:40The hat he always wore.
00:09:44I remember that hat.
00:09:47I remember that hat.
00:10:07I am phenomenally good looking.
00:10:09That's the same thing your father said when he first put it on.
00:10:17What are you doing?
00:10:22What's the name of that tea that great-grandpa used to drink?
00:10:25What tea?
00:10:27It's really great smells.
00:10:29Smoky.
00:10:30Big, red tin.
00:10:32Dad liked it, too.
00:10:33Shing-wee tea.
00:10:36That's not it.
00:10:37That's disgusting.
00:10:38Great-grandpa brought back a jelly doughnut.
00:10:40When he brought back the doughnut,
00:10:42he said,
00:10:43Great-grandpa brought back a jelly doughnut.
00:10:45When he brought back the paper, and it was Sunday.
00:10:50Fall.
00:10:51It was Sunday, and we all hung out,
00:10:55and they read the paper,
00:10:58and they smoked cigars,
00:11:00and that was the best jelly doughnut I ever had.
00:11:06Feng shui!
00:11:07For God's sakes, don't do that.
00:11:09Sorry.
00:11:10Sorry.
00:11:13Sorry.
00:11:30They don't smoke those.
00:11:33Yeah, these are the ones.
00:11:44Ah.
00:11:46Small-town life.
00:11:52In good old Fitzwilliams, New Hampshire,
00:11:55life was going about its picture-perfect,
00:11:57Rockwellian way,
00:11:59much as it had for the last hundred years.
00:12:02But I didn't remember it being this slow.
00:12:05last hundred years.
00:12:27I didn't remember it being this slow.
00:12:36And I couldn't help thinking that down in New York, the world was moving on without me.
00:12:50Apple pie from Kimball's.
00:12:52Thanks.
00:13:06I like your homemade pumpkin pie better.
00:13:12What are you doing today?
00:13:15Nothing.
00:13:18You could go for a walk.
00:13:21I don't have any boots.
00:13:25Don't look so glum. You'll think of something fun to do.
00:13:30Your parents used to have loads of fun with dinner parties. They'd stay up all night and have a ball.
00:13:38It's too bad your cousins aren't around.
00:13:41Of course, my cousins.
00:13:44Layla.
00:13:45Alex.
00:13:46Dolly.
00:13:48Shawn.
00:13:49Layla.
00:13:51Your average, brilliant, inscrutable, post-feminist ice queen.
00:13:56Alex.
00:13:57Known misogynist and man of leisure.
00:13:59No one knows what he actually does.
00:14:03Dolly.
00:14:04Beautiful, eccentric, well-versed in the Eastern disciplines.
00:14:09Knows every line of the Hagakure.
00:14:13Shawn.
00:14:14Not technically a cousin, but my best friend since birth.
00:14:19God love them. These were my cousins.
00:14:22And it was only a matter of whether or not they could make it.
00:14:29So, Bill, this guy is the biggest hard-on in the world.
00:14:56You're trying to tell me what kind of scotch to drink.
00:14:59I wouldn't talk to this guy about anything, but I'm not going to talk about scotch with him.
00:15:02I mean, he's a guy who talks like this when he went to, like, Harvard.
00:15:07I mean, he's, like, the most annoying person you've ever met.
00:15:10So he comes over to my table. I'm obviously not interested in speaking to him at all.
00:15:14Can you get 30 slower? Would that be possible?
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:26I called the pink room.
00:15:29Oh, Dolly.
00:15:31How long are you planning on staying?
00:15:33Oh, linear time is so confining.
00:15:40Hey, Mrs. Clement.
00:15:41Hi.
00:15:42How are you? Good to see you.
00:15:44Hey.
00:15:45Hey.
00:15:48What do you got there?
00:15:50Swatches.
00:15:53What do you got there?
00:15:55Honey, as much as I love you, I felt like our isolation from society had to come to an end.
00:16:00My parents, they lived in this social world.
00:16:03They used to have these fantastic dinner parties all the time.
00:16:06Did you invite your cousins?
00:16:08Maybe.
00:16:10Is Sean coming?
00:16:11Honey, he's the only one with a car.
00:16:13Great.
00:16:14You tell me we're going to New Hampshire to rediscover your roots.
00:16:18We're here approximately two days and already...
00:16:20Honey, look, look, look. My parents had these dinner parties, alright?
00:16:23It's the one thing I remember about this place the most.
00:16:26Granted, my cousins are a little strange and, okay, Dolly's...
00:16:30Look, Sean, Sean finds you attractive.
00:16:33And honestly, honey, what man wouldn't?
00:16:36Fine.
00:16:38But you listen to me.
00:16:41If Fucco fondles my thigh once tonight, I'm going to rip off his balls and stick them in his ears.
00:16:57So, Dolly, how are you doing? I haven't seen you in a while.
00:17:04Huh.
00:17:06You and Sean still dating?
00:17:08Sometimes.
00:17:11Excuse me? I'm really only attracted to Chinese men.
00:17:15Huh. Sean doesn't look at all Chinese today.
00:17:19I know. I don't really know any Chinese men.
00:17:29How about you? I hear you're making a movie. How's that going?
00:17:32Phil?
00:17:34There's a cold steel pipe up your ass every day.
00:17:37Oh.
00:17:41Berg said you had a wonderful time at your mother's.
00:17:45Oral sex on the chicaness.
00:17:48Good move.
00:17:50Gotta keep a man interested.
00:17:52Berg? Can I see you in the kitchen for a moment?
00:17:55Yeah, just a minute, sweetie.
00:17:57Now!
00:18:01I'll be right back.
00:18:05Dolly is giving me the creeps.
00:18:07Dude.
00:18:08His girlfriend has obviously gone insane.
00:18:10I cannot and will not discuss our sex life with the New Hampshire bourges out there.
00:18:14And if Sean ogles my breast one more time...
00:18:16I'm sure they can hear you out there.
00:18:24So, my little kumquat.
00:18:27That's our first dinner party.
00:18:30I think it was a huge success.
00:18:34You know, you throw like a girl.
00:18:36Oh, really?
00:18:46I'm sorry.
00:18:48I'm sorry.
00:18:50I'm sorry.
00:18:52I'm sorry.
00:18:54I'm sorry.
00:18:56I'm sorry.
00:18:58I'm sorry.
00:19:00I'm sorry.
00:19:03I'm sorry.
00:19:07You know, isn't this great?
00:19:09Back in New Hampshire.
00:19:11First spring feeling in the air.
00:19:14Tossing the old pigskin around grandpa's lawn.
00:19:18You know, we could be our parents right now.
00:19:23It's my father's old ball, you know.
00:19:26Here.
00:19:29Berg, what are we doing here?
00:19:31Just enjoying some good clean living.
00:19:35Smell that air?
00:19:37God, I swear the air is different up here.
00:19:40Did you get fired?
00:19:43No.
00:19:46Definitely.
00:19:48Why do you say that?
00:19:50Because I left New York and moved up here?
00:19:53What does it say that we have to graduate college,
00:19:55move into squalid little apartments,
00:19:57work 12 hour days at meaningless jobs?
00:20:00When did we get drafted into these lives
00:20:02of conformity and ambition?
00:20:04Worrying all the time about status and money.
00:20:07So, you did get fired?
00:20:10Yes. Yes, I did.
00:20:12But what I said is totally true.
00:20:14I was feeling that way the whole time
00:20:16and just didn't have the balls to do anything about it.
00:20:18Why can't we live exactly the way our parents used to?
00:20:21Can't things be more like when we were children?
00:20:23The world doesn't change that much.
00:20:25I want those sit-down Sunday brunches that Grandpa used to make.
00:20:28I want the picnics. I want the lazy afternoons.
00:20:30When the roof leaks, I want to fix it.
00:20:32That's great, Berg. Really.
00:20:34I think it's fantastic.
00:20:36I love this whole Emersonian Walden Pond thing you've got going there.
00:20:39But what does it have to do with us?
00:20:44We're lab rats.
00:20:51Can't have a play without actors.
00:20:55Huh.
00:20:57Got it.
00:21:01Well, I've got nothing better to do.
00:21:04So, what is the next scene, Hair Director?
00:21:09Well, the forecast tonight calls for late spring flurries.
00:21:12And tomorrow is the last day of the season in Mount Snow.
00:21:16So, uh...
00:21:19You know, my father never missed the last day of the season.
00:21:22This was an activity that I knew would make our collective childhood come rushing back to us.
00:21:27Many a winter, our parents would bundle us up in layers upon layers
00:21:31and send us forth down the icy perils of New England ski hills.
00:21:35We would spend hours and hours bombing down the slopes like miniature speed demons,
00:21:40having a grand old time.
00:21:42Of course, our parents would spend the day in the lodge,
00:21:45drinking hot toddies, having a grander time.
00:21:48We didn't get much skiing done.
00:21:50Drink and drink and drink to Eric the King!
00:21:53Drink, Eric, drink!
00:21:55Grandma!
00:21:58What did you do?
00:22:00Why are you wearing a bandage? Are you drunk?
00:22:03Oh, I have been injured on the ski slopes.
00:22:06Mind you, I'll ski.
00:22:09So wait, our fathers, like, they hung out together.
00:22:12They drank together.
00:22:14They fought together.
00:22:17Wait, was this before or after Nam?
00:22:22How old is your father?
00:22:24Fine.
00:22:27You miss him, don't you?
00:22:29No, I don't.
00:22:31Yes, you do.
00:22:33No, I don't.
00:22:35Yes, you do.
00:22:37No, I don't.
00:22:38Yes, you do.
00:22:41No, I don't.
00:22:51Yes, you do.
00:23:05Yes, you do.
00:23:14Hello?
00:23:16Oh, hello, Alex. How are you?
00:23:21Oh, that's good to hear.
00:23:24Yes, they're all here.
00:23:28Yes, he is. Just a second.
00:23:31Hi, big Alex.
00:23:34Good.
00:23:37This is tough.
00:23:40Are you going to come up?
00:23:43When?
00:23:47Yeah, he's here.
00:23:50Okay.
00:24:01Dad.
00:24:07I'm kind of busy right now.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:15Look, I realize I should have taught you before I called him.
00:24:19I realize that now.
00:24:21But think of the opportunity I've given you.
00:24:23It'll be just like when you were a little kid.
00:24:25He can take you hunting,
00:24:27and fishing. It'll be great.
00:24:30Berg, the last time we went hunting and fishing,
00:24:33I was a little kid.
00:24:35Well, now's your chance to do it all over again.
00:24:41I don't want to go hunting and fishing.
00:24:44Come on, Alex. Yes, you do.
00:24:47Berg, you're doing it again.
00:24:50What?
00:24:52You're projecting.
00:24:55All right, now you move at the same time.
00:25:04There's no karate. Come on.
00:25:06You've got to move at the same time.
00:25:08You saw the Olympics. It's called synchronized...
00:25:10There you go. Let's do it again.
00:25:12Come on.
00:25:14Come on.
00:25:16Come on.
00:25:18Come on.
00:25:20Come on.
00:25:22There you go. Let's do it again.
00:25:24One more time.
00:25:26Beautiful. Now do it again.
00:25:28Hi, big eyes.
00:25:30How you doing?
00:25:32Hi, girl.
00:25:34Be careful.
00:25:36Be careful.
00:25:38Got it.
00:25:53I'm concerned.
00:25:55I told Jerry to expect your call,
00:25:57and you never called.
00:25:59How long do you think he's going to be willing
00:26:01to offer you this job if you show no interest?
00:26:06I'm sorry, Dad.
00:26:08I just didn't get around to it.
00:26:11It reflects poorly on me
00:26:13when I tell a friend you'll be calling
00:26:15and you do not even have the courtesy
00:26:17to pick up the telephone.
00:26:23I'm just really focused on the film project right now.
00:26:26What is this again?
00:26:28Dad, the project I've been working on for months now,
00:26:31The Matrix by way of Bertolucci,
00:26:33the script I've been writing.
00:26:35I know I've told you...
00:26:37Oh, is this that novel that you were writing about a year ago?
00:26:39No. This is different.
00:26:41But I'm still working on the novel.
00:26:45Okay, look.
00:26:47This is all fine and good,
00:26:49but I'm warning you.
00:26:51If you wait too long to get into the game,
00:26:53they might not let you play.
00:26:58Get me?
00:27:12So I'll tell Jerry you will call on Tuesday.
00:27:20Bye, Mom.
00:27:22Try to keep those ruffians in line.
00:27:24Here, Uncle Alex. Let me help you with your bag.
00:27:26Okay.
00:27:28How's your head, Berg?
00:27:30My head? Oh, my head is fine.
00:27:32It was nothing.
00:27:34You leaving so soon?
00:27:36Yep. Back to work.
00:27:39So, uh, how are you really, Berg?
00:27:42I'm good.
00:27:44Yeah, it's great to be back up in New Hampshire.
00:27:46Granted, it's not exactly what I envisioned,
00:27:48but I think we're starting to breathe
00:27:50a little bit of the old life back into this place.
00:27:52Sounds good. Sounds like a hoot.
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:56So, uh, how's your head, Berg?
00:27:58I'm good.
00:28:00Yeah, it's great to be back up in New Hampshire.
00:28:02Granted, it's not exactly what I envisioned,
00:28:04but I think we're starting to breathe
00:28:06a little bit of the old life back into this place.
00:28:08Sounds good. Sounds like a hoot.
00:28:10So when are you going back to New York?
00:28:12I'm not.
00:28:14Well, aren't you on the lookout
00:28:16for new jobs down there?
00:28:18No, I was always happiest up here.
00:28:20Berg, you haven't lived here in 15 years.
00:28:22Yeah, but I remember everything.
00:28:24So what are you gonna do?
00:28:26Exactly what you and Mom and Dad did.
00:28:28What all of you did.
00:28:30Those were different times, Berg.
00:28:32Things have changed.
00:28:34Things out there are endless.
00:28:36Go back to New York. Make some money.
00:28:38Make a little noise in this world.
00:28:46And remember,
00:28:48if a horse bucks you off,
00:28:50you gotta get right back on again.
00:28:52Got me? Absolutely. You bet.
00:28:54Oh, um, Uncle Alex,
00:28:56you remember the donuts
00:28:58that Grampy used to bring back every Sunday?
00:29:00Sure. Do you know where he got them?
00:29:02Old Town Road?
00:29:32Hi.
00:29:34I'd like one of everything.
00:29:38For here?
00:29:40Brewster,
00:29:42grab some boxes.
00:29:44We got a live one here.
00:29:46No.
00:29:48No.
00:29:50No.
00:29:52No.
00:29:54No.
00:29:56No.
00:29:58No.
00:30:00No.
00:30:02No.
00:30:06No.
00:30:08How do you know
00:30:10this was the best donut you ever tasted?
00:30:14No.
00:30:18No.
00:30:30No.
00:30:46This.
00:30:48This is very close.
00:31:00This is very close.
00:31:02Phone ringing.
00:31:28Hey, how you doing?
00:31:30How are you?
00:31:32I'd like to order every type of Chinese tea that exists.
00:31:36That might take some doing.
00:31:40Yes, it would.
00:32:00Yes, it would.
00:32:30I want to make a toast
00:32:32to my grandmother.
00:32:34More importantly,
00:32:36I want to make a toast to me
00:32:38for cooking this amazing dinner all by myself.
00:32:40And I want to make a toast
00:32:42to my mother and father
00:32:44for having me.
00:32:46And...
00:32:48And I want to make a toast
00:32:50to our great-great-grandpa
00:32:52who emigrated all the way from China
00:32:54to the United States
00:32:56And I want to make a toast
00:32:58to our great-great-grandpa
00:33:00who emigrated all the way from Italy
00:33:02who crossed this great country
00:33:04in a covered wagon to Homestead
00:33:06to farm his land
00:33:08upon the sweeping plains of
00:33:10New Hampshire.
00:33:12And that's where the story falls apart.
00:33:14Dear, no one ever crossed the country
00:33:16in a covered wagon.
00:33:18Well, then who fought the Indians?
00:33:20No one.
00:33:22Well, someone fought them.
00:33:24I remember hearing a story about
00:33:26great-great-grandpa fighting the Indians.
00:33:28No. At the Alamo.
00:33:30No, and we're not Italian.
00:33:32Well, this can't be. I know we're Italian.
00:33:34Your mother was
00:33:36one-eighth Italian.
00:33:38I'm more Italian than that.
00:33:40No. Yes.
00:33:42No, you are one-sixteenth
00:33:44Italian.
00:33:46I am all Italian.
00:33:48No.
00:33:50Well, then how come I know every line
00:33:52from Carmen?
00:33:54You don't know every line from Carmen.
00:33:56Yeah, I do know every line from Carmen.
00:33:58Oh. Well, sing,
00:34:00Carmen.
00:34:02Okay, I will.
00:34:04You da man.
00:34:22I used to know it.
00:34:26I can't believe Burke's not Italian.
00:34:36It's the same, but it's not.
00:34:38There's always more.
00:34:40There's always
00:34:42more
00:34:44liquor, more food,
00:34:46more glamour.
00:34:48You people are very good-looking, no offense.
00:34:50None taken.
00:34:52I just remember
00:34:54more.
00:34:56Like station wagons, and
00:34:58uh, these
00:35:00turtle necks.
00:35:04Well,
00:35:06try to do better?
00:35:08Thanks.
00:35:14Oh, sweet country.
00:35:16Oh,
00:35:18what about
00:35:20this guy?
00:35:26Oh,
00:35:28jackpot. Sweet,
00:35:30sweet buttermilk.
00:35:34Dude, what the fuck?
00:35:40I got half a bottle of cooking sherry and some
00:35:42vanilla extract.
00:35:46I have to find my
00:35:48section blindfolded.
00:35:50Tequila!
00:35:54Yeah,
00:35:56that's what I'm
00:35:58talking about.
00:36:00Give me a little sum of that.
00:36:02It goes
00:36:04a long, long
00:36:06way.
00:36:08We'll get them down.
00:36:10Oh,
00:36:12the double-bushing works
00:36:14it all night.
00:36:16I'm still, still
00:36:18grinding.
00:36:20Feel
00:36:22it coming down.
00:36:26We'll bring it down.
00:36:28You know what I'm talking
00:36:30about? We just gotta bring it
00:36:32down.
00:36:34Time to work
00:36:36it nice.
00:36:38I never thought
00:36:40I would get this there
00:36:42but I did.
00:36:44Every time I
00:36:46want to look at you,
00:36:48you bring it
00:36:50on down.
00:36:52Bring
00:36:54it on down.
00:36:56Oh, that's dirty. That's so damn dirty.
00:36:58Oh,
00:37:00I was
00:37:02talking to this other guy the other day.
00:37:04What did he say?
00:37:06He had a little thing going on.
00:37:08You know what I mean?
00:37:10It's so crazy.
00:37:12Every
00:37:14time I try to
00:37:16leave it, I
00:37:18bring it on down.
00:37:20Every
00:37:22time I dream
00:37:24I bring
00:37:26it on down.
00:37:28Twofold.
00:37:30Moving around.
00:37:32Sixty-six.
00:37:34Twofold.
00:37:36That
00:37:38comes to
00:37:40one thousand seven hundred
00:37:42ninety-two dollars and thirty-three
00:37:44cents.
00:37:46Moving around.
00:37:48Sixty-six.
00:37:50Charge it.
00:37:52Moving around.
00:37:54Sixty-six.
00:37:56Sixty-six.
00:38:04Grandma!
00:38:06Did you hear they're going to tear down the Sage House?
00:38:08I'm telling you, it's a travesty.
00:38:10Uh, you need to sign for us down
00:38:12at the store. They're having some problem with your credit card.
00:38:14I don't know.
00:38:16Hello, Reverend.
00:38:18You
00:38:20parked them
00:38:22too close together.
00:38:24You gotta
00:38:26spread them out, you know, then you can be seen.
00:38:28It's more glamorous that way.
00:38:30Then, sort of
00:38:32meld with the landscape.
00:38:34Dude,
00:38:36who the hell cares?
00:38:38The
00:38:40aesthetics of what I was trying to create
00:38:42may have been lost to my cousins,
00:38:44but they understood the drinking game.
00:38:46And so we drank.
00:38:48And drank.
00:38:50And drank.
00:38:52And drank.
00:39:17It felt good.
00:39:19It felt right.
00:39:21It felt totally
00:39:23consistent with what my parents used to do.
00:39:25My experiment was working.
00:39:27We were bridging the gap
00:39:29between generations.
00:39:33Or maybe we were just drunk.
00:39:37We've gone
00:39:39over this.
00:39:41You know, I still don't see why you have to go.
00:39:43I mean, having lunch with your mom
00:39:45is like a little slice of hell.
00:39:47I need my car.
00:39:49Why?
00:39:50Because I don't know how long we're gonna be here,
00:39:52only you know that, and I need my car.
00:39:54Just, I'll see you tomorrow night.
00:39:56I think you can handle your cousins by yourself
00:39:58for one day.
00:40:00How's this gun work?
00:40:07No.
00:40:09Back in my parents' day,
00:40:11pig roasting was standard practice.
00:40:15All we needed to do
00:40:17was find a pig.
00:40:24I am not eating pig for dinner.
00:40:26I don't care what Hemingway
00:40:28or your father did.
00:40:30Look, just because you're getting it
00:40:32from the Friendly Farm doesn't necessarily mean...
00:40:36The Friendly Farm
00:40:38is a petting zoo.
00:40:41Give me the phone book.
00:40:43Yes, hi.
00:40:45Um, I know this may sound crazy,
00:40:47but I feel you should be checking
00:40:49the Friendly Farm periodically for poachers.
00:40:51Mm-hmm.
00:40:53Well, one poacher in particular.
00:40:55Yes, he's wearing a very big hat.
00:41:03The pig!
00:41:05He slipped out of my grasp this morning
00:41:07on the premise that she was gonna have lunch
00:41:09with her mother.
00:41:11I've had lunch with her mother,
00:41:13and trust me, it's to be avoided at all costs.
00:41:15She just wanted to get her car,
00:41:17which, let's face it,
00:41:19gives her more freedom from me.
00:41:21The Friendly Farm?
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:27No one eat the pig!
00:41:31We're waiting on Morgan Le Fay.
00:41:39Hey!
00:41:41Hey, hon.
00:41:43We were just taking a bet you wouldn't make it.
00:41:45Looking a little cranky, hon.
00:41:47Yeah, boss.
00:41:49What's wrong?
00:41:51Hey, me.
00:41:53Love you.
00:41:55Here, I drop everything,
00:41:57and you can't even give me some directions.
00:41:59I'm dry, I'm walking down...
00:42:01He's weird now.
00:42:03You stupid hat!
00:42:05I followed your directions.
00:42:07Well, you can't have if you had so much trouble.
00:42:09You take 495 into Acton, you take a right,
00:42:11you keep going for 40 minutes,
00:42:13and you take a left to the Big Yellow Inn.
00:42:15There is no Big Yellow Inn.
00:42:17Through the intersection of Currier and Ives.
00:42:19There is no intersection of Currier and Ives.
00:42:21In Burlington.
00:42:23Burlington is in Vermont.
00:42:25Well, I gave you the directions as I remembered them.
00:42:27You drove up with me two weeks ago.
00:42:29I was asleep.
00:42:32Hey, where's your car?
00:42:34In Burlington.
00:42:38Burlington's in Vermont.
00:42:40I'm sorry, but I'm really fascinated.
00:42:43Tell me how they all ended up staying with you.
00:42:46Well...
00:42:49The others sort of followed Berg up here.
00:42:53They all seemed to have plenty of free time.
00:42:57They all seemed to have plenty of free time.
00:43:01I mean, they stay busy,
00:43:03I'm just not sure exactly what it is they're busy doing.
00:43:07Exactly.
00:43:09You know, I used to have a dog like that when I was little.
00:43:11Berg? What are you doing?
00:43:13I'm freeing this dog.
00:43:15Berg, I think that's illegal.
00:43:17Look, any asshole that keeps his dog chained to a barn night and day
00:43:19doesn't deserve to have a dog.
00:43:21Hell, any asshole that keeps his dog chained up here
00:43:23doesn't deserve to have a dog.
00:43:26And how do you know the asshole's not at home?
00:43:29His car's not in the driveway.
00:43:31How do you know somebody else doesn't live here too?
00:43:33He's single. No girlfriend.
00:43:38And how do you know he's not going to be pulling in at any moment?
00:43:41Because he always stops at the Hancock Tavern after work.
00:43:44And how do you know all this?
00:43:47Because I checked him out.
00:43:49What do you guys think I do all day?
00:43:55I don't know.
00:44:25SIREN BLARES
00:44:56Top of the morning, Sergeant Hennessey.
00:44:59What seems to be the problem?
00:45:01Well, it appears you were up with your friends
00:45:03up at Mr. DeBonis' house,
00:45:05and you guys were harassing the neighbors,
00:45:07and someone stole a dog.
00:45:09Oh, you think I stole him?
00:45:11Yes, I do.
00:45:13What proof do you have that this is his dog?
00:45:15We're going to find out.
00:45:17We're going to find out.
00:45:34There it is.
00:45:37DOOR SLAMS SHUT
00:45:43125 Mountain Road.
00:45:45Listed to Edward DeBonis.
00:45:47Damn.
00:45:49You can't go around stealing dogs, Berg.
00:45:51Look, I didn't steal him, Sergeant Hennessey.
00:45:53I rescued this dog.
00:45:55Look, you can't tell me this dog isn't a hell of a lot happier with me.
00:45:57Besides, what are you going to write me a ticket for?
00:45:59Dog stealing?
00:46:01No, I'm going to write you a ticket for speeding.
00:46:04My father wrote your father
00:46:06144 speeding tickets
00:46:08between 1971 and 1974.
00:46:10Jeez, I didn't know that.
00:46:18Thanks.
00:46:20And Berg, return the dog by sundown.
00:46:24Hey, have a good day.
00:46:29So I returned the dog,
00:46:31and even got Mr. DeBonis to promise
00:46:33not to chain the poor guy up so much.
00:46:35But I kept thinking about my father
00:46:37getting a lot of speeding tickets.
00:46:39I guess I was becoming more and more like my old man.
00:46:41Berg, do you have to wander around
00:46:43looking like that?
00:46:45What are you talking about? I look fantastic.
00:46:47Got it out of Dad's trunk.
00:46:53My father was a man of action.
00:46:55He fought in wars.
00:46:57He flew planes. He rode horses.
00:46:59He had passions, principles.
00:47:01He wouldn't have let a dog stay chained up either.
00:47:03He was a writer of wrongs,
00:47:05and I realized that that's what I had become.
00:47:19I don't have a problem with a theory.
00:47:23It's the working plan that concerns me.
00:47:25What's wrong with the plan?
00:47:27What's wrong with the plan?
00:47:33One, break into house.
00:47:35Two, steal back great-great-grandpa's portrait.
00:47:37Three, get away.
00:47:41That's completely sound.
00:47:45Why do we want to steal
00:47:47great-great-grandpa's portrait?
00:47:49We don't, and it's not your great-great-grandpa.
00:47:51We do, and Uncle Franklin would steal it back himself
00:47:53if he wasn't so old and cranky.
00:47:55I'm feeling old and cranky?
00:47:57Who cares about a stupid old painting?
00:47:59Look, the Fitzwilliam Historical Society
00:48:01robbed my family of one of its treasured heirlooms
00:48:03when they got poor old Uncle Franklin drunk
00:48:05and suckered him into signing away
00:48:07a fine old family portrait.
00:48:09It's a question of family honor.
00:48:13Do you have any sense of family honor?
00:48:17I'm starting to understand
00:48:19why people drink so much around here.
00:48:21I'm turning into a lush.
00:48:25You're pushing.
00:48:27Stop, stop.
00:48:29Go.
00:48:31Go.
00:48:33Go.
00:48:35Go.
00:48:37Go.
00:48:39Go.
00:48:41Go.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:45Go.
00:48:47Go.
00:48:49Go.
00:48:51Go.
00:48:53Stop, stop.
00:48:55Go.
00:49:05Uncle Franklin had to pay
00:49:07a lot of money to bail you out.
00:49:09The whole town thinks you're insane.
00:49:11They wanted to hold you for observation.
00:49:13I will thank Uncle Franklin
00:49:15when I see him.
00:49:17It was well meant on our part.
00:49:19We're going to have to return this to the Historical Society.
00:49:23Who the hell is that?
00:49:33Berg, we all want to know
00:49:35what were you thinking?
00:49:37I did not succeed.
00:49:39But far greater.
00:49:41I failed spectacularly.
00:50:01Can I help you, Berg?
00:50:03No, I'm just waiting for my grandmother.
00:50:09The annoying little lady at the library
00:50:11won't let me check out any books.
00:50:17It's because
00:50:19you're a jailbird, Berg.
00:50:23A writer of wrongs, Father.
00:50:27A writer of wrongs.
00:50:31Well, write this wrong.
00:50:33It's Reverend,
00:50:35not Father.
00:50:37I mean, they can't stay
00:50:39here forever, can they?
00:50:41Mrs. McNaught.
00:50:43It is so good
00:50:45to see you.
00:50:47Hello, Berg.
00:50:49My, you've grown up.
00:50:51More importantly, he's out of a slammer.
00:50:53Really, Berg, it's just embarrassing.
00:50:55Well, I thought it was a huge
00:50:57injustice that had to be
00:50:59righted. And who could have known
00:51:01those carpenters would blab? And frankly,
00:51:03it would have been a little more sporting
00:51:05to have announced themselves.
00:51:07So I'm going down to the town meeting to protest tearing down the Sage House.
00:51:09Hope to see you there.
00:51:13Look, I know
00:51:15there's been a lot of debate on this issue.
00:51:17But the consensus as I see it
00:51:19is everyone feels that the Sage House
00:51:21should be torn down to make more room
00:51:23for parking for the library.
00:51:25We all know that the library's been
00:51:27complaining about parking for years.
00:51:29Now, the buildings and grounds people
00:51:31are ready to go on this thing,
00:51:33and my feeling is that there's
00:51:35a consensus here, and they can have
00:51:37the bulldozers here ready to go on Monday.
00:51:39Now, we have a little time left
00:51:41here at the meeting. If anybody wants to
00:51:43speak on the subject, they're welcome to come up
00:51:45and talk on it. Young man, come on up.
00:51:47You're next.
00:51:49Please leave your name and where you're from
00:51:51for the record, please.
00:51:55Hi.
00:51:57I'm Berg. I just recently
00:51:59moved up here. I'm Isabelle
00:52:01Komen's grandson.
00:52:03First of all, I want to thank all of you for forgetting
00:52:05that certain unpleasantness concerning my
00:52:07incarceration.
00:52:09Who would have known the Carpenters would blab?
00:52:11But I want to assure all of you
00:52:13that that kind of behavior rests firmly
00:52:15on my past. I plan on
00:52:17working within the system from now on.
00:52:19Now,
00:52:23I want to talk to you a little bit about the Sage House.
00:52:29Look,
00:52:33I think you're making a huge mistake
00:52:35by tearing down the Sage House.
00:52:37First of all, and no offense,
00:52:39but the last thing the library needs is more parking.
00:52:41I mean, it's the size of my shoe.
00:52:43I went in there the other day to find
00:52:45some information on cooking a pig outdoors
00:52:47and they had nothing.
00:52:49Nothing.
00:52:53The Sage House has so much history
00:52:55and we all have these memories
00:52:57of learning to sled down
00:52:59Sage Hill behind the house
00:53:01or sneaking in through the basement
00:53:03to play hide and seek.
00:53:07And now you're going to tear down
00:53:09another great landmark?
00:53:11Well, my father
00:53:13wouldn't stand for it.
00:53:15My grandfather wouldn't stand for it.
00:53:17And I'm not
00:53:19going to stand for it.
00:53:21People say that
00:53:23change is a good thing.
00:53:25A necessary thing.
00:53:27I say change is the last thing
00:53:29Fitzwilliam needs.
00:53:31It's one of the loveliest places on Earth.
00:53:35Why change that?
00:53:41Live free or die.
00:53:55Say it.
00:53:57I'm Chow Yong Fat
00:53:59and I have a
00:54:01big gun.
00:54:03In Chinese.
00:54:05Xingtao
00:54:07Mingtaiduo.
00:54:11Aren't Alex
00:54:13and Layla
00:54:15cousins?
00:54:17Yes they are.
00:54:19They've literally
00:54:21grown up together.
00:54:23They used to play together
00:54:25all the time
00:54:27when they were little.
00:54:29I remember once when...
00:54:31Oh for God's sakes!
00:54:41Kids.
00:55:11I can't believe
00:55:13the times
00:55:15that we need
00:55:17to come
00:55:19past
00:55:21to peace
00:55:23in the cause
00:55:25of what we
00:55:27need
00:55:29to live
00:55:31for.
00:55:33Hey.
00:55:35Everything is just
00:55:37the way you like it.
00:55:40Look around.
00:55:44You even have me enjoying this.
00:56:09Just in case
00:56:14We'll do it
00:56:28Do it all
00:56:30Do it all
00:56:33Do it all
00:56:35the old way
00:56:39Do it all
00:56:41the old way
00:56:44I have something important to tell you guys.
00:56:47There comes a time
00:56:49in every man's life
00:56:53as Shakespeare
00:56:55said in Richard...
00:56:57Listen to me. I'm serious.
00:57:01I just recently found out that
00:57:03I have a son.
00:57:05What?
00:57:07I know it's a shock.
00:57:09It's just as much of a shock to me.
00:57:11I mean, I only slept with this girl once.
00:57:13But let's face it.
00:57:15I have very strong sperm.
00:57:19No way.
00:57:21Burke's got a little bastard.
00:57:23Dolly, you remember that necklace
00:57:25my father used to wear?
00:57:27I've seen it in photographs.
00:57:29But you remember it.
00:57:31I think so.
00:57:33So I remember my father telling me
00:57:35that he got this necklace in Portugal.
00:57:37Did Burke's father go to Portugal?
00:57:39Yes, he did.
00:57:41And I remember the necklace.
00:57:43But, Burke, you cannot look in a magazine
00:57:45and decide that he's your son.
00:57:47Dad told me that he got this necklace
00:57:49specially made for him in Portugal
00:57:51and there's not another one like it in the whole world.
00:57:53My first semester in college,
00:57:55I slept with this girl.
00:57:57I thought I was in love with her.
00:57:59She thought the necklace was cool,
00:58:01so I gave it to her.
00:58:03Then I realized I'd been insane
00:58:05and I tried to get in touch with her
00:58:07to get the necklace back,
00:58:09but all of a sudden she'd left school.
00:58:11Look, I don't think I can offer
00:58:13any more definitive proof than that.
00:58:15So you think because you slept with a girl
00:58:17once, six years ago,
00:58:19that she got pregnant and that's him.
00:58:21Finally, you're listening.
00:58:23Burke, what are you doing?
00:58:25I mean...
00:58:27I mean, we've had a pretty good thing
00:58:29going up here.
00:58:31It's been a lot of fun,
00:58:33but this I just don't get.
00:58:35What's the angle?
00:58:37There isn't any angle, Alex.
00:58:39This is my son.
00:58:41Wait a second.
00:58:43That whole thing with the magazine,
00:58:45the necklace, you were serious?
00:58:47Yeah.
00:58:51So...
00:58:53So...
00:58:55How do you know for sure?
00:58:59Sometimes you just know.
00:59:03Well, if that's true,
00:59:05you've got to stop all this.
00:59:07If you go around telling people,
00:59:09you're liable to wind up with a kid on your hands.
00:59:11Yeah, so what's wrong with that?
00:59:13You're 25 years old.
00:59:15You know, my father was 25 years old
00:59:17when he had me.
00:59:19But you don't have to do this.
00:59:21Why, sir?
00:59:23No, Alex, that's what's wrong with the world today.
00:59:25Everyone's thinking me, me, me,
00:59:27and no one's willing to take responsibility
00:59:29for their actions.
00:59:31I know that I have a son out there,
00:59:33and that he's in an orphanage
00:59:35and he's all alone,
00:59:37and I'm not going to turn a blind eye
00:59:39and pretend he doesn't exist.
00:59:41And, Alex, I know you wouldn't either.
00:59:47Yeah, I would.
00:59:51Well, I won't.
00:59:55I'm going to do something about it.
01:00:01All right, then.
01:00:05Good luck, bro.
01:00:21Bird!
01:00:23Bird!
01:00:29What a fucking dick.
01:00:33He said he was going over
01:00:35to Uncle Franklin's today.
01:00:43Hey.
01:00:45Hey.
01:00:47Hey.
01:00:49Hey.
01:00:51I'm really worried about Berg.
01:00:55Did you meet this girl he slept with?
01:00:57Is that really the point here?
01:01:01You guys
01:01:03talking about Berg?
01:01:05He's gone insane.
01:01:07I mean, he's
01:01:09completely stressed out.
01:01:11I mean, he's out there rescuing dogs.
01:01:13He's out there
01:01:15searching for those donuts.
01:01:17He's out there talking about that tea,
01:01:19looking for that tea.
01:01:21Guy's got a lot on his plate.
01:01:23All I do have are these cigarettes.
01:01:25There's no way you can eat 30 shrimp.
01:01:27There's just no way.
01:01:29I can eat 30 shrimp.
01:01:31And I'm not afraid of...
01:01:47Have you met this girl he slept with?
01:01:55Whoa!
01:01:57Move your car.
01:01:59We just need to have a talk with you.
01:02:01I'm late for an appointment. Alex, move the car.
01:02:03Hey, man, calm down.
01:02:05You know, as far as relatives go,
01:02:07you guys stink.
01:02:09How about this?
01:02:11You stink.
01:02:13You stink.
01:02:17You stink.
01:02:47Do you see the necklace?
01:03:01Do you see it?
01:03:03And I think it's pretty obvious he has my chin.
01:03:05Berg, you're an idiot.
01:03:07Uncle Franklin, I'm telling you,
01:03:09that's my son.
01:03:11That's a model
01:03:13who's getting paid thousands of dollars,
01:03:15and his parents take him home to Greenwich, Connecticut
01:03:17every night,
01:03:19and they feed him ice cream until he's sick.
01:03:21No, he's not.
01:03:23Would you back up?
01:03:25Look, he looks desperately unhappy.
01:03:27This is my son,
01:03:29and he's being beaten,
01:03:31and he's living on gruel,
01:03:33and I expect you to do something about it, damn it!
01:03:35And I'm gonna sit right here
01:03:37until you do.
01:03:39Berg,
01:03:41there isn't anything I wouldn't do
01:03:43to get you the hell out of my office.
01:03:45Call me in a couple of days,
01:03:47and for God's sake,
01:03:49stop reading Dickens.
01:04:03Sorry about this.
01:04:07No problem, Mr. Marsh.
01:04:09That horse was too lazy to run.
01:04:11Franklin had stopped by to warn me
01:04:13that my recent antics were not making it any easier
01:04:15for him to help me get my son.
01:04:17So we made a deal.
01:04:19If I agreed to talk to somebody,
01:04:21get some help, and clean up my act,
01:04:23Franklin would do his best
01:04:25to find my son.
01:04:27I was all for it.
01:04:29I thought,
01:04:31who better to talk to than a man of God?
01:04:37I can't remember things.
01:04:39What sort of things can't you remember?
01:04:43Important things.
01:04:47Who's to say
01:04:49what's important?
01:04:57Who is to say
01:04:59what's important?
01:05:01That's exactly my point.
01:05:03Who is to say
01:05:05what's important?
01:05:09Hmm.
01:05:13Is this what your sermons are like?
01:05:19You're very cryptic.
01:05:25You know, that guy had absolutely no idea
01:05:27what he was talking about.
01:05:29I'm going to have to write a letter to the Pope.
01:05:31Reverend Stone is Episcopalian.
01:05:33Well, there you go.
01:05:35You know, you stop throwing incense and practicing rituals,
01:05:37and people become lost and unfocused.
01:05:39I'm going to make some notes for his next sermon.
01:05:51It was surprisingly easy.
01:05:57They actually put me on to the photographer.
01:06:03She noticed him because he was
01:06:05so miserable.
01:06:11She never seen an orphan who was happy.
01:06:15Is it ethical
01:06:17to leave this child
01:06:19in an orphanage,
01:06:21especially when he's being beaten
01:06:23and eating gruel?
01:06:25That boy needs to go into politics.
01:06:29You're really taking the fun out of this.
01:06:31Out of what?
01:06:33All you do is eat and drink
01:06:35and dress attractively?
01:06:37Not even that attractively.
01:06:41I remember Berg at his parents' funeral.
01:06:43He wore the tiniest blue blazer
01:06:45I'd ever seen.
01:06:47And he looked
01:06:49so completely confused.
01:06:51We should get after that
01:06:53and make us do better.
01:06:55Who the hell cares?
01:06:57It's poor sweatsuits.
01:06:59Watch Jerry Springer.
01:07:01Eat Lean Cuisines.
01:07:03Quit smoking.
01:07:05Marry social climbing assholes.
01:07:07Keep it up with the Joneses.
01:07:09God, I don't even know
01:07:11why I came up here in the first place.
01:07:13Well, we could always request
01:07:15a paternity test.
01:07:17From a picture in a magazine?
01:07:19No, but you could come up with something.
01:07:21You're a lawyer.
01:07:25I look like an idiot in this hat.
01:07:27I look like an idiot in this hat.
01:07:51Where's your hat?
01:07:53I don't like it.
01:07:55I don't like it.
01:07:57It makes me look like an idiot.
01:07:59I kind of miss it.
01:08:05So, what are you eating?
01:08:07Is that a Lean Cuisine?
01:08:09No.
01:08:11Franklin called.
01:08:13Your paternity test is tomorrow.
01:08:15Can't believe I'm saying that.
01:08:17I'm not going.
01:08:19What do you mean you're not going?
01:08:21It's all set up.
01:08:23Don't put a thing like that in motion
01:08:25and then just...
01:08:29And I want a great-grandchild.
01:08:31And looking at your cousins,
01:08:33I've about given up hope
01:08:35that I'll ever get one from them.
01:08:39He's very lonely.
01:08:41He probably squashes
01:08:43poor defenseless bugs.
01:08:45Besides, I can't just go around
01:08:47saving everyone and everything
01:08:49all the time.
01:08:51Why is everyone so disappointing?
01:08:53I need to go to the city.
01:08:55Get a job.
01:08:57Need to make some money.
01:08:59Make a little noise in this world.
01:09:03Your great-great-great-great
01:09:05grandfather was English.
01:09:07He was wealthy
01:09:09and respected and he had everything.
01:09:11And like a good Englishman,
01:09:13he went off to fight in Ireland.
01:09:15And being a romantic fool,
01:09:17he was in the country about two minutes
01:09:19from everything. The landscape,
01:09:21the people, everything.
01:09:23He ended up joining a small band
01:09:25of Irishmen fighting a losing battle.
01:09:27And every morning he woke up
01:09:29knowing they were going to lose,
01:09:31that it was just a matter of time.
01:09:33And he wrote a letter back
01:09:35to his wife saying that the sunset
01:09:37had never looked so beautiful.
01:09:39The food had never
01:09:41tasted better. The wine had never
01:09:43tasted sweeter.
01:09:45He couldn't just leave because
01:09:47they were going to fail.
01:09:49And everything was
01:09:51so beautiful.
01:09:53Have you recently viewed Braveheart?
01:09:55No, I
01:09:57have not. So you have your facts
01:09:59straight on this. Yes, I have.
01:10:01They eventually caught him and hung
01:10:03him by the neck.
01:10:05Did he say anything to the crowd before they hung him?
01:10:07He said,
01:10:09I did not succeed,
01:10:11but far greater, I failed
01:10:13spectacularly.
01:10:15I still remember that.
01:10:17You weren't there.
01:10:19I still remember it.
01:10:25What's this?
01:10:29Berg's tea.
01:10:45Berg's tea.
01:11:15Berg's tea.
01:11:45Berg's tea.
01:12:15I would have to say
01:12:17this is the best tea I've ever tasted.
01:12:23You know something, Dolly?
01:12:25You are an odd little duck.
01:12:27Well, isn't that the pot
01:12:29calling the kettle black?
01:12:35Superman never made any money.
01:12:37Saving the world
01:12:39from Solomon Grundy.
01:12:41The moment of truth.
01:12:45I didn't know if they were going to take blood
01:12:47or urine or
01:12:49semen.
01:12:51But I did know one thing.
01:12:53Now,
01:12:55it's just a matter of time.
01:12:57Sean, what am I going to do if I get my son?
01:12:59I mean, is he going to be like a
01:13:01soccer player or a football player?
01:13:03A musician or an artist?
01:13:05Is he going to like
01:13:07reading or movies
01:13:09or math?
01:13:11I mean, what do I do with him every night?
01:13:13I don't know.
01:13:15I don't know.
01:13:17I don't know.
01:13:19I don't know.
01:13:21I don't know.
01:13:23I don't know.
01:13:25I don't know anything, right.
01:13:29I'll babysit,
01:13:31but I'm not changing any diapers.
01:13:35He's six years old.
01:13:36I'm still not changing any diapers.
01:13:41Phone rings.
01:13:47Phone rings.
01:13:55Hold on one second, Berg, Berg, Berg.
01:14:08What?
01:14:11What?
01:14:14What?
01:14:17What?
01:14:21What?
01:14:24What?
01:14:33What?
01:14:35He's coming.
01:14:37He's coming early.
01:14:45Come on, guys, hurry up.
01:14:46Let's go.
01:14:49Get in the van.
01:14:51Get in the van.
01:14:52Forget about it.
01:14:53Let's go.
01:15:16Sergeant Hennessy practically lives at that intersection.
01:15:19He's going to stop us.
01:15:20He's going to pull us over.
01:15:27Oh, shit.
01:15:28I told you.
01:15:30I got a gun.
01:15:32Well, we can step out of the College Angels episode and sit the hell down.
01:15:37Just take the damn shortcut.
01:15:39All right, I'm going to take it.
01:15:45Go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:16:0310-5.
01:16:04I just screwed with Berg again.
01:16:14I just screwed with Berg again.
01:16:45Let's go.
01:16:46He's gone.
01:16:55Alex, come on.
01:16:56Okay.
01:16:57Move it, move it, move it.
01:17:02Fuck these men.
01:17:03Let's go.
01:17:05See you later.
01:17:08Are you waiting for something?
01:17:10Yeah.
01:17:12Is it coming?
01:17:15I don't know.
01:17:21Contrary to popular belief, I don't always know what I'm doing.
01:17:26I dragged Zoo up to New Hampshire, barged in on my grandmother's quiet life,
01:17:30and spent the next few weeks trying to recreate something that probably never existed.
01:17:38I got a little lost.
01:17:41I was a fool out there, trying to do things the way I thought my father did them.
01:17:47In the end, it all comes down to my father.
01:17:51I wasn't searching for donuts or tea.
01:17:55I was searching for him.
01:18:00It doesn't matter if he fought in Vietnam, if he was even Italian.
01:18:05What matters is that he was a good father and that he loved me,
01:18:10which brings me to Ethan.
01:18:13Ethan gave me a choice, one I couldn't ignore.
01:18:19And for the first time, I knew that what I was doing was right.
01:18:41I'm your dad.
01:18:49Ethan.
01:18:51Yeah, Dad?
01:18:53When I was your age, my father used to take me hunting right over there.
01:18:58Oh.
01:19:01The Gypsy Kings. This is part of your heritage.
01:19:05Your mother was, I believe, half Spanish.
01:20:06I'm thinking old times are the only way I want to live.
01:20:19This time, this time ends in the rains.
01:20:35I'm going to miss you.
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