女芸人No.1決定戦 THE W 2024 最終決戦 2024年12月10日
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00:00Let's go to the final battle of The W.
00:06In the final battle...
00:12In the final battle, three teams will present their ideas in order.
00:16Six judges and viewers will vote for the team that they think is worthy of winning.
00:23The team with the most votes will win.
00:26In other words, it will be The W's eighth queen.
00:29Regardless of the first round, the next round will decide the outcome of the battle.
00:34That's right.
00:35However, if the number of votes is split into 3 vs. 3 vs. 1,
00:40the final vote will be made by the two teams that have won 3 votes.
00:44Also, if the one vote was a national vote,
00:48the team with the most votes will win.
00:54And according to the previous voting,
00:57the order of the final battle is...
00:59The first team is Miboshi Iwashi.
01:01The second team is Kon Nobunaga.
01:03The third team is Hachiko Chukenritsu.
01:07Yes.
01:08Everyone has different ideas.
01:10However, the battle to decide the eighth queen is about to begin.
01:16Let's go.
01:17Yes.
01:18The W's final battle.
01:20The first team is this duo.
01:25In the 4th round, the final battle is about to begin.
01:28Miboshi Iwashi is determined to be the queen.
01:36Hello, I'm Miboshi Iwashi.
01:39I've noticed something recently.
01:42What is it?
01:44Idols don't poop, right?
01:47What?
01:48Well, yes.
01:50I'm a bit rude.
01:52I see.
01:53If you're eating, I'm sorry.
01:55It's worse when you're eating.
01:57In this situation.
01:58It's worse when you're eating.
01:59It's okay if you're on TV.
02:00It's worse when you're eating.
02:02In this situation.
02:03You guys are worse.
02:05So,
02:06when an idol poops for the first time after graduation,
02:10I thought you'd be really nervous.
02:16What?
02:17So,
02:18when an idol poops for the first time after graduation,
02:23I thought you'd be really nervous.
02:26Oh, I can hear you.
02:28I can hear you and I'm like, what?
02:30The idol I used to work with,
02:32he's been doing it for 15 years and graduated recently.
02:34He's been doing it for a long time.
02:36So, it's been 15 years since he pooped.
02:40Like Koshien.
02:42Stop it.
02:43Don't say it like Kyogoku no Fukkatsu.
02:46So, when an idol poops for the first time after graduation,
02:49you go to the bathroom with those feet.
02:51No, I don't.
02:52Which one is shaking?
02:54It's the first concert.
02:56It's rude.
02:57It's dirty.
02:58Stop it.
02:59I'm sorry.
03:00So,
03:01I thought,
03:04can an idol poop
03:06with that much patience?
03:11Sorry, I didn't say anything.
03:14It's been 3 days since we became an idol.
03:173 days?
03:18There are a lot of male entertainers who can't wait to go to the bathroom.
03:22Yeah, male entertainers are the ones who poop quietly.
03:25That's when I realized.
03:28I thought an idol would poop after graduation,
03:33but in fact,
03:34in order,
03:37even if you poop,
03:39that's why you can't graduate as an idol.
03:43You don't get it, do you?
03:45I've always thought that
03:47there are people who can't wait to go to the bathroom and suddenly graduate as an idol.
03:50Yeah, there are.
03:51That's because
03:52they don't want to hide the fact that they pooped.
03:54That's not true.
03:56That's not true.
03:57You can't go to the bathroom and suddenly graduate as an idol just because you pooped.
04:01I'm sorry to interrupt,
04:03but if you can't wait to go to the bathroom, you can't go to the bathroom.
04:07What?
04:10But,
04:12you auditioned out of 10,000 people,
04:15and you went through tough lessons every day,
04:17and you worked so hard to get that position,
04:19but if you happen to be a male entertainer with no future,
04:21do you think you can get away with it?
04:23I can't!
04:25I can't get away with being an idol!
04:27I don't care about all the hard work I've done so far!
04:30But it can't be helped.
04:31I'm a young girl.
04:32That kind of fragility is cute.
04:35But I think it's the camouflage of poop.
04:37You're a paid otaku.
04:39You're a very paid otaku.
04:41I'm going to tell you the truth about being an idol.
04:43There are times when idols lie to you that they love you,
04:47and there are times when they say they won't poop and poop.
04:52What?
04:53There are times when idols lie to you that they love you,
04:56and there are times when they say they won't poop and poop.
05:01If that's the case,
05:04I'd rather be an idol who poops while saying they love you.
05:07What?
05:09I want you to take care of your fans and yourself.
05:13So I want you to poop properly.
05:14I don't think you're gonna poop.
05:16What?
05:17I'd rather be an idol who poops while saying they love you.
05:20What?
05:21I'd rather be an idol who poops while saying they love you.
05:23Excuse me, I'm sorry.
05:24I'd rather be an idol who poops while saying they love you.
05:26Doesn't it look gross if you say it?
05:27I'd rather be an idol who poops while saying they love you.
05:30I love you all!
05:32Bye!
05:33Why is there a Japanese person?
05:40Why is there a Japanese person? I'm surprised that you are not here.
05:45It's been a long time since I saw you, you are a poop.
05:48I feel sorry for you.
05:52I'm sorry to talk about a dirty topic.
05:54If you go to the idol's handshake event, I will go to the idol's handshake event.
06:01What is your purpose?
06:04Thank you very much.
06:06Thank you very much.
06:07It was a pleasant conversation.
06:09Thank you very much.
06:11I'm sorry for the late meal.
06:14I'm sorry.
06:15So, how was it?
06:18After all, it's a manzai that I think is good to talk about.
06:22It's a manzai that only the two of us can put out.
06:24That's right.
06:25It was fun.
06:26We have challenged with manzai.
06:28There are only two stories left.
06:31The final battle of The W.
06:33The second group is this person.
06:38It's been five years since the final.
06:39Show your ability and go to the final battle.
06:42Aim for the final with a series of stories.
06:44KON NO BURUMA
06:48Good bye.
06:54I'm sorry.
06:55I'm sorry for Taguchi.
06:57I hate it.
06:59Even the way he works is cool.
07:02I've been fired from the reception for about half a year.
07:07I can't find my favorite person in the general management.
07:10But Taguchi is 24 years old.
07:13I'm sure you'll be popular, so you can't just sit around, right?
07:16That's right!
07:18Cocoa-chan hasn't had a boyfriend in 3 months, right?
07:22Me too.
07:23It's been exactly 10 years this month.
07:26So I think we should go to a lot of places.
07:31That's right.
07:32What are you doing tonight?
07:34Club? Huh? Club?
07:36Ah!
07:38In the office?
07:39Like a girl in her 20s?
07:41No! You could have asked me out.
07:45What do you mean, all night?
07:47I can stay up all night.
07:49Huh? Why?
07:50I was thinking we could all go to Keirin Castle.
07:56Okay, then.
07:57I've been getting fat lately, so I'll go home and sleep at the Billy's Boot Camp.
08:03I'm not angry at all.
08:04Look, I'm smiling.
08:05I'm not angry at all.
08:06I'm totally fine.
08:07I'm white.
08:09That's right.
08:10I was just about to ask Taguchi-kun for a transportation fee.
08:15I'll be right back.
08:22Taguchi-kun, nice to meet you.
08:24I'm Tamaki Furuyo from the General Affairs Department.
08:28Oh, no, no.
08:29You don't have to call me Tamaki-san.
08:32My department is very frank.
08:34From now on, I'll be called Taguchi.
08:38You can just call me Tamakin.
08:42Oh, no!
08:43That's not what I meant.
08:46Oh, my chest is burning.
08:48I thought it was a town page.
08:51Okay, then.
08:52Can I have your transportation fee?
08:54Oh, you don't have it.
08:56Then, how about a seal?
08:59Um, if it's a seal, does it mean anything?
09:02Does it?
09:03No?
09:04How about it?
09:05Hey, you're blushing.
09:07I'm not blushing.
09:09Then, let's have a welcome party next time.
09:12Then, let's exchange our contacts.
09:15Sorry, I don't use LINE.
09:17Hey, you just made a face like an analogue.
09:20Oh, my back is stiff.
09:22I thought it was a red bean bar.
09:27Then, I'll ask for your number, and when I remember it,
09:30I'll cut you in half.
09:33080...
09:35Okay, thank you.
09:39Oh, no.
09:41I pushed it.
09:44I'm sorry.
09:51There's nothing you can't do.
09:55You once wanted to be like Amuro-chan,
09:57so you pulled out all your eyebrows.
10:00Don't underestimate this generation.
10:03Now, let's finish up.
10:06Oh, before that, let me put some foundation on your knees.
10:12Tag, I'm Tamaki.
10:15Hey, what are you reading?
10:17Oh, you like fishing.
10:19Do you have a favorite fish?
10:21Hmm, a horse mackerel?
10:23I like...
10:25a kiss.
10:33I'm not imitating a fish.
10:36I'm not a fish.
10:38I'm not a fish.
10:40Oh, my back is stiff.
10:42I thought it was a red bean bar.
10:45Oh, yeah.
10:47I made this for myself today.
10:49I'm full, so eat it if you want.
10:51It's like a blowfish.
10:54Don't forget to warm it up.
10:56Say chin three times in the microwave.
10:59Say this in the microwave.
11:01Say this in the microwave.
11:03Say this in the microwave.
11:05Say this in the microwave.
11:07Oh, my cheeks are hot.
11:09I feel like I'm playing PlayStation 2 after playing FF.
11:12Hey, what are you doing tonight?
11:14Oh, you're free?
11:16Then let's go to a club together.
11:18You said you were going to wait for me to pick you up.
11:22Then why don't we go to the most exciting place together?
11:27Do you know Midnight Kirin?
11:32Thank you very much.
11:34Thank you very much.
11:36It was Mr. Kon Nobunaga.
11:38It was a sequel.
11:40You shouldn't have put that in there.
11:42I'll make sure to put it in.
11:44That's Mr. Kon Nobunaga.
11:46It was fun.
11:48How was it?
11:50As expected, it was fun.
11:52The third group is Midnight Kirin.
11:56Now, this is the last story of this year's The W.
12:01The W final battle.
12:03The third group is this combination.
12:07Super Ruki, who is in his fourth year of formation,
12:10will defeat the strongman and go to the final battle.
12:13Will it be a great battle?
12:15Midnight Kirin.
12:17Hello.
12:20Osaka and Nomura.
12:22We are Midnight Kirin.
12:26I have something I really want you to listen to today.
12:30What is it?
12:31It's a little embarrassing in front of everyone,
12:33but I wrote it to Nomura, who is always taking care of me.
12:36What did you write?
12:38What did you write?
12:40Kanno Shosetsu.
12:41Kanno Shosetsu?
12:43What?
12:45I thought it was a thank you.
12:47I'm addicted to writing Kanno Shosetsu.
12:49It's rare?
12:50You can write it just by reading it?
12:52I don't have a lot of love experience,
12:54but I read a lot of books.
12:56In the future, I want to be a Kanno Shosetsu writer like Yukio Mishima.
12:59That person is not a Kanno Shosetsu writer.
13:01I read it all the way to the end.
13:04Ureta Yajuu.
13:05Yarashi?
13:06You'll be fine if you read it, right?
13:08It hurts.
13:09When Masako touched the door knob,
13:11a static electricity ran through her fingertips.
13:13When she went out with her fingers in pain,
13:15a cold, dry wind stroked Masako's cheek.
13:18It was as if winter had come.
13:22Today, I have an appointment with my colleague Takashi for dinner.
13:25Masako got on the train that I don't usually use
13:27and went to the meeting place.
13:29While looking at the lovers in the car,
13:31Masako imagined herself
13:33leaning on Takashi's firm shoulder.
13:37It didn't take long for her to reach her destination.
13:42Shosetsu is so good!
13:44I was so surprised!
13:45Your description of winter was amazing!
13:47And your feelings for Masako's Takashi!
13:49Continue!
13:50Takashi was already at the meeting place.
13:52I'm sorry I'm late.
13:53I just got here, so don't apologize so much.
13:56I'm happy to see Masako today.
13:58That's a perfect answer.
14:01That's a perfect answer.
14:08Masako thought...
14:09That's amazing!
14:10She sympathized with Masako!
14:12Takashi, I can't take it anymore!
14:14Then, Masako grabbed Takashi's coat and
14:17pulled the restaurant in the opposite direction!
14:19It's a sudden change!
14:20Masako couldn't take it anymore!
14:22The resistance that Masako felt
14:24disappeared before she knew it.
14:25On the contrary, Takashi pulled Masako
14:27into the building!
14:29Takashi!
14:30Takashi felt the same way?
14:31That's not true!
14:32These two are finally going to be together!
14:34It's a fake scene!
14:37Cut!
14:38Cut!
14:39What?
14:40Takashi and Masako
14:41put their mouths together
14:43and talked to each other.
14:45What?
14:48I'm sorry!
14:49Masako said that and
14:51put her head up.
14:53Bang!
14:54Bang, bang, bang, bang!
14:55Masako's rocket boobs came out!
14:58You're so bad at describing!
15:03What was the mood like before?
15:06Bang!
15:07The sound effect wasn't erotic at all!
15:09Masako said that.
15:10She did?
15:11But her rocket boobs came out
15:13and she said bang!
15:14What was the mood like?
15:16Wow, it's boobs!
15:17So cool!
15:18Takashi thought.
15:19Takashi, you're so stupid!
15:21It was cool until a while ago!
15:23At that time,
15:24on the main street,
15:25the sun was shining so brightly
15:27that it was not suitable for the cold.
15:28I was surprised.
15:29You're good at describing winter.
15:32At the end of the street,
15:33a pillar of transparent light
15:35was growing thickly.
15:36It was so thick.
15:37You used a lot of steam.
15:38From there,
15:39the drops of water
15:41fell down the street
15:42and made a soft stain on the sidewalk.
15:46I want you to describe this!
15:49Why?
15:50At that time,
15:51Bang!
15:52Bang, bang!
15:53They put their mouths together
15:55and talked to each other
15:56and walked a little further.
15:58Why did it become like this?
16:00Because you don't have any love experience?
16:03Masako's boobs
16:04hit Takashi's body.
16:06You should compare your boobs to something!
16:09Like a pillar of light!
16:11Lucky, lucky!
16:14Takashi thought.
16:15Takashi, 0 points!
16:17I can't sympathize with anyone.
16:19I should take off my clothes, too.
16:21I'm lucky.
16:22I'm so lucky.
16:23I can't take off my pants well.
16:25It's an old story!
16:26It's an old story!
16:27I'm lucky.
16:28I'm so lucky.
16:29A mean old lady came out.
16:31A mean old lady was looking at them.
16:33A mean old lady!
16:34She really came out!
16:36The mean old lady seduced the old man in the same way,
16:40but she was eaten by a demon.
16:42Huh?
16:43What?
16:44What's so touching about this?
16:46What was the title of the famous beast?
16:49A mean old lady.
16:50You're the main character, aren't you?
16:51That's enough.
16:52Thank you very much.
16:53Thank you very much.
16:55Thank you very much.
16:57The story has ended.
17:03Yes, the story has ended.
17:06Thank you very much.
17:11Thank you for coming, everyone.
17:16The story has ended.
17:20Now, let's vote.
17:22The W, Hachidai Mejou ni Fusawashii Noba, Niboshi Iwashika, Kon no Burumaka, Chuuken Ritsu Hachikouka.
17:41Shinsai no minasama, soshite shichousha no minasama, toukyou ga onegaishimasu.
17:46Saa, shichousha no minasama, otemoto no rimokon no D-button de, mottomo omoshirokatta hitokumi ni toukyou shite kudasai.
17:55Saa, hatashite, Hachidai Mejou wa dare ni naru no deshou ka?
18:09Sanjikan, nama housou de okuri shite imasu, onna genin number one ketteisen, The W.
18:14Saa, koko de nama haishin chuu no ouen boosta tsunaide mimashou.
18:45Odawara-san!
18:47I didn't think it would be such an ecchi-ecchi tournament!
18:51Wasshoi, wasshoi desu!
18:54That was ecchi-ecchi. Koton, how was it?
18:57When I'm not feeling well, I want to watch the manzai of the Ashikoshi Genkyo-setsu.
19:02I want to cheer up.
19:05How about Billy Shogun?
19:08No, really, I...
19:10Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
19:12It's the best!
19:14It's the best!
19:16Yes, it's the best!
19:18It's really fun!
19:21Yes, really!
19:23Miho-san, how was the makeup?
19:26I heard a little bit of the behind-the-scenes, and the female hormones came out.
19:30It popped out.
19:32It popped out.
19:34The hormones came out.
19:37Yamazawa-san, how was it?
19:39Really, all three teams have their own colors, and I have no idea who will win.
19:46Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
19:48The new queen will appear on Zip and Day Day from tomorrow morning.
19:52I'm really looking forward to it!
19:54I'm looking forward to seeing who the 8th queen will be!
19:58Yes!
20:00And now, the 8th queen will be decided!
20:06Finally!
20:16This is a 3-hour live broadcast.
20:18Female entertainer No.1 final, The W.
20:21And now, the 8th queen will be decided!
20:26It's finally decided!
20:28There were a lot of good things and bad things.
20:30Yes, but in the end, all three teams will be decided.
20:32Yes, but it will be decided in the middle.
20:34Niboshi, Iwashi, how was it?
20:37This is the 4th time I've been here.
20:41So, I definitely don't want to lose to the 8th queen.
20:46I can't believe it.
20:48I can't believe it.
20:50Now, Konno-san, how was it?
20:53This is the 4th time I've been here.
20:57And this is the first time a butterfly has flown here.
21:01So, I thought it would be so much fun.
21:05No, no, no.
21:07What are you eating?
21:09Amaguri.
21:10Why are you eating it now?
21:12Because it's amaguri.
21:14You're lying.
21:16Please, it's over.
21:19Now, the 8th queen will be decided!
21:21I heard that this is the first time she's won.
21:24But if it's fun, then it can't be helped.
21:27How was it?
21:29I can't say it.
21:33Don't bring a small tool to a manzai.
21:37It's tough.
21:41Now, let's announce the results.
21:44Koto-san, please.
21:47The winner of the women's number one showdown, The W, is...
21:56Iwashika Niboshi?
22:01Konno Kuruma?
22:05Or Hachiko Chukenritsu?
22:10Let's start with the public vote.
22:12The winner is...
22:20Hachiko Chukenritsu.
22:23Next, Kawashima-san.
22:31Tanaka-san.
22:40Iwashika Niboshi.
22:42Next, Tetsuo-san.
22:52Next, Eriko-san.
22:59Iwashika Niboshi.
23:01Noda-san.
23:08Iwashika Niboshi.
23:10Next, Morita-san.
23:16I still don't know.
23:22The W's eighth generation queen, Iwashika Niboshi!
23:36The winner of the women's number one showdown, The W, is...
23:50Congratulations!
23:55How did the judges feel?
24:01It's not surprising that Iwashika Niboshi won.
24:04It's just that half a year from now, Moja-san will be in Sumo.
24:08Moja-san will definitely be in Sumo.
24:10It was really interesting.
24:12How did you feel, Iwashika Niboshi?
24:14You won!
24:16I didn't go to the office, I was doing it for free.
24:18I only brought three friends today.
24:21I don't know what to do.
24:24The W's eighth generation queen and finalist, The W's fastest semi-final party.
24:28It will be broadcast live on Hulu.
24:30Please look forward to the behind-the-scenes talk with the queen and everyone who won.
24:34We will do our best too!
24:37Congratulations!
24:41The eighth generation queen, Iwashika Niboshi!
24:47Everyone, I love you!
24:49Congratulations!