THE MANZAI 2024年12月8日 アサヒビールスマドリ THE MANZAI2024マスターズ 前編
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00:00:00Asahi Beer Sumadori, The Manzai 2024 Masters!
00:00:07Thank you all for coming!
00:00:11The ultimate annual manzai show will soon begin!
00:00:17Please welcome, the manzai sheen loved by all ages, Sandwich Man!
00:00:27The Manzai!
00:00:57What the hell is wrong with you?
00:00:59Are you a pâtissier?
00:01:00Don't call me stupid!
00:01:01I didn't say that!
00:01:02I'm not stupid!
00:01:04Are you a pâtissier?
00:01:05Yes, I am!
00:01:06I'm Tomita, the pâtissier!
00:01:07I'm like a puppy!
00:01:09I'm sorry, we don't have any croquettes.
00:01:11We're not looking for any.
00:01:12We're not looking for any.
00:01:13Are you okay?
00:01:15It looks good!
00:01:16But it's not good.
00:01:17It's not good?
00:01:19You shouldn't say that.
00:01:20It's not good.
00:01:21This looks good.
00:01:22What is it?
00:01:23It's tiramisu.
00:01:24The balance between sweetness and bitterness is perfect.
00:01:26It looks good.
00:01:28And this is the best part, right?
00:01:29What is it?
00:01:30The cream.
00:01:31You can add the cream after you order it.
00:01:32The skin is crispy.
00:01:33It's good!
00:01:34I like the texture of the skin.
00:01:35Is that so?
00:01:36This looks good, too.
00:01:37What is it?
00:01:38Can't you see from there?
00:01:39One by one.
00:01:40I'm sorry.
00:01:41It's a transparent showcase.
00:01:42I can see it.
00:01:43It's noisy.
00:01:44You like sweet things, don't you?
00:01:45It's not surprising.
00:01:46It's a hit.
00:01:47It's pretty bad.
00:01:48It's a sweet hit.
00:01:49It's bad if it's a bad hit.
00:01:50That's right.
00:01:51I love cakes.
00:01:52Is that so?
00:01:53Yes.
00:01:54How long have you been in prison?
00:01:56It's not a cake that's been in prison.
00:01:57It's not?
00:01:58People who are in prison are not in prison just because they like it.
00:02:00I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:01You don't know what I'm talking about.
00:02:02You asked me.
00:02:03If you're curious, let's try it.
00:02:05Try it?
00:02:06Try it.
00:02:07What do you mean by cutting the cake?
00:02:08Oh, I see.
00:02:09Can you try it?
00:02:10Can you do that?
00:02:11You said that.
00:02:12It's rare to be able to try it.
00:02:13Which one do you like?
00:02:14What should I do?
00:02:15Mont Blanc.
00:02:16This is very popular.
00:02:17Oh, this is good.
00:02:18Yes.
00:02:19If the rice paper falls.
00:02:20If the rice paper falls, it's disgusting.
00:02:21Yes.
00:02:22If the rice paper falls, it's disgusting.
00:02:23Mont Blanc.
00:02:24Is this the type?
00:02:25Is this the type?
00:02:26No, no, no.
00:02:27I thought you would come with a spoon or a fork.
00:02:28Oh, it's okay.
00:02:29Please go ahead.
00:02:30I wonder if this is a little tight.
00:02:31Please go ahead.
00:02:32This is the uncle's ring finger.
00:02:33Oh, I'm fine.
00:02:34I don't like it.
00:02:35Please come this way, but it's a little tight.
00:02:36Oh, that's right.
00:02:37If that's the case.
00:02:38What's this?
00:02:39Just a finger.
00:02:40Isn't it just a finger?
00:02:41Please change the taste.
00:02:42Why is this a little tasteless?
00:02:43It's a little salty.
00:02:44It's salty.
00:02:45No, it's disgusting.
00:02:46It's just a little tight.
00:02:47It's salty.
00:02:48It's just a little salty.
00:02:49It's salty.
00:02:54I don't need it.
00:02:56I don't want to lick my uncle's finger.
00:02:58You lick it.
00:03:00Why do you lick it from here?
00:03:02It's delicious.
00:03:04I came to buy a birthday cake today.
00:03:06How old am I?
00:03:08It's not mine.
00:03:10It's a child's cake.
00:03:12Don't say that.
00:03:14I'm not a child.
00:03:16How old are you next year?
00:03:18I'm 8 years old this year.
00:03:208 years old?
00:03:22I'm 19 years old.
00:03:24I can make a character cake.
00:03:26Can you draw a cartoon on the cake?
00:03:28No, I don't draw a cartoon on the cake.
00:03:30Did you say that?
00:03:32I said it.
00:03:34I like it.
00:03:36I'm glad you like it.
00:03:38I'm looking at the Demon Slayer.
00:03:40I'm glad you drew Nezuko.
00:03:42Nezuko?
00:03:44I don't know that.
00:03:46Gorgo 13?
00:03:48I'm 8 years old.
00:03:50I like strawberries and whipped cream.
00:03:52I like a long cake.
00:03:54I like a short cake.
00:03:56I like Hall, Dome, and Arena.
00:03:58Why are you looking at the live tour?
00:04:00I like Hall.
00:04:02I like spicy food.
00:04:04I like sweet food.
00:04:06I want to write a birthday message.
00:04:08Please take a video.
00:04:10I don't need your video.
00:04:12I made a birthday video.
00:04:14I don't need it.
00:04:16I want to write a message.
00:04:18Please take a video.
00:04:20Please shoot Mr.Uetsu's head.
00:04:22I want to shoot my parents.
00:04:24Don't do it.
00:04:26I want to draw a kid.
00:04:28I want to draw a kid on the cake.
00:04:30It's a name.
00:04:32Don't you need candles?
00:04:34I don't need candles.
00:04:36I don't need a candle.
00:04:38Do you drop candles?
00:04:40No, I don't drop candles.
00:04:42Is it okay to drop a thick candle?
00:04:44No, I drop 8 candles.
00:04:46So now it's time to go to the store.
00:04:48I've never seen a father who buys a cake for his son's birthday and eats it in the store.
00:04:52I don't understand.
00:04:53I don't understand.
00:04:54So I take it home.
00:04:55Is it time to eat?
00:04:56It's time to eat.
00:04:57Why do I have to walk around eating?
00:04:59I take it home.
00:05:00It's about 20 minutes.
00:05:01I'm surprised.
00:05:02Why did you ask?
00:05:03I don't put dry ice in it.
00:05:05Dry ice?
00:05:06Dry ice.
00:05:07Dry ice?
00:05:08What is dry ice?
00:05:09Do you put a straw in it?
00:05:10What do you put in it?
00:05:11Mr. Carmen.
00:05:12Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:05:13Put it in the box.
00:05:14Do you put it in the box?
00:05:15It's expensive.
00:05:16The box is worth 4,000 yen.
00:05:17The box is expensive.
00:05:18Why is the box worth 4,000 yen?
00:05:19How much is the cake?
00:05:203,000 yen.
00:05:21Why is the box expensive?
00:05:22It's a box.
00:05:23It's a box.
00:05:24I'll put it in just like this.
00:05:25Put it in.
00:05:26Put it in.
00:05:27If you don't put it in, you won't be able to put it in.
00:05:28I'll check the message.
00:05:29Check the message.
00:05:30Naoto's birthday mate Tomizawa.
00:05:31Why are you the first to come?
00:05:38Popwater is the best.
00:05:40He doesn't have time to rest.
00:05:42Speaking can cause laughter.
00:05:44It's like the manzai.
00:05:46And the biggest manzai of the year.
00:05:48We can't talk about it without this person.
00:05:51Please welcome, the manzai's biggest fan, Beat Takeshi!
00:06:02That's strange.
00:06:04That's strange.
00:06:05Huh?
00:06:06We are...
00:06:07Huh?
00:06:09Oh!
00:06:11Huh?
00:06:12Why?
00:06:13Why?
00:06:14I can't go there.
00:06:15Huh?
00:06:16Why?
00:06:17Because of the TV compliance.
00:06:19Yes.
00:06:20If my name is on the show,
00:06:24I can't do the show.
00:06:28Do you have any intention?
00:06:32I don't know.
00:06:33I can't do anything.
00:06:35I heard that you are behind the show.
00:06:38Yes.
00:06:40Did you watch the first episode of Sandwich Man?
00:06:44Yes.
00:06:45They are great.
00:06:46Yes.
00:06:47They brought the new data.
00:06:49That's right.
00:06:50I don't know if there are 10,000 people in Kanto.
00:06:53I think everyone will like Sandwich Man.
00:06:56But if you say that,
00:06:58there will be a lot of people after this.
00:07:01There will be.
00:07:02I see.
00:07:03Invitation No. 2
00:07:05Nice!
00:07:07ZAMANZA!
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:40What does it mean?
00:07:43It's hard to choose.
00:07:44Good.
00:07:47It's hard to choose.
00:07:49Yes.
00:07:50It's Nezuchino.
00:07:53It's not Nezuchino.
00:07:56Don't say that.
00:07:58I don't know what you are talking about.
00:07:59It's a lie.
00:08:01Don't say that.
00:08:03After the election, I was surprised to hear that
00:08:05there was a negative report about Tamaki.
00:08:08What a timing.
00:08:10He is a representative of the people.
00:08:12What is he doing at such an important time?
00:08:14I heard that he had a meeting with a 40-year-old Vivage Influencer
00:08:17at a five-star hotel in Osaka.
00:08:20He is Mr. Kitazawa, a soccer player.
00:08:22It's not a negative report.
00:08:24The people were surprised.
00:08:25I'm sorry, but it wasn't that much attention.
00:08:28He was a representative of the people.
00:08:30He was a representative of Japan.
00:08:32It's been 30 years.
00:08:34It's not Tamaki.
00:08:36It's a problem of the people.
00:08:38That's right.
00:08:39The election was a big issue.
00:08:41He was a candidate for the popular language.
00:08:43There was no candidate for the popular language I expected.
00:08:47There was no candidate?
00:08:48Yes.
00:08:49What did you expect?
00:08:50I didn't say anything.
00:08:51You are too old.
00:08:52You don't have time.
00:08:54There was an Olympic Games this year.
00:08:57Mr. Ozawa of Speedwagon said that in January this year.
00:09:00I didn't say anything.
00:09:01Stop it.
00:09:02I was in a situation where I couldn't say anything.
00:09:04You didn't say anything.
00:09:05I posted a comment that I couldn't say anything yet.
00:09:09I didn't say anything.
00:09:10Mr. Ozawa, Mr. Matsumoto, and Fuwa-chan.
00:09:12Can they come back?
00:09:14I think so.
00:09:15When Fuwa-chan was involved,
00:09:17there were a lot of comments on SNS.
00:09:20They made fun of Fuwa-chan.
00:09:23They made it look like a joke and sent it back.
00:09:25Everyone can write freely now.
00:09:27I'm a little angry.
00:09:28Is that so?
00:09:29Shut up.
00:09:31You didn't say anything.
00:09:32It's a professional job to make a joke like that.
00:09:35The pride of the old-fashioned manzai is amazing.
00:09:39I made it for the manzai.
00:09:41For this?
00:09:42Yes.
00:09:43Leave it to Fuwa-chan.
00:09:45Leave it to me.
00:09:47Don't do it.
00:09:48Fuwa-chan was doing eraser magic in a Google Pixel commercial.
00:09:53He was erasing various things, but he was erased.
00:09:57Everyone was talking about it.
00:10:00Everyone was talking about it.
00:10:02They were talking about it from the first day.
00:10:06They were talking about it.
00:10:09It's been three months.
00:10:11It's embarrassing.
00:10:12Did you guys do it?
00:10:13It's embarrassing to tell a professional to leave it to me.
00:10:15Speaking of the bright news,
00:10:17the world series won.
00:10:19And MVP.
00:10:21This year, Shouhei, Mamiko, and Deko did their best.
00:10:23That's a great way to call it.
00:10:26It's a family game.
00:10:28Shouhei, Mamiko, and Deko did their best.
00:10:30I'm angry.
00:10:31There are 54 main categories and 59 sub-categories.
00:10:34It's a great record.
00:10:35They did it this year, too.
00:10:36Next year, they will challenge the second sub-category.
00:10:39Yes, they will pitch again.
00:10:40I think it's like Narita Airport.
00:10:43What does this mean?
00:10:44It means that expectations from all over the world will be gathered.
00:10:49Expectations from all over the world will be gathered.
00:10:52It's Nezuchin.
00:10:53Why did you hit me?
00:10:54Why did you hit me?
00:10:56I told you not to hit me.
00:10:58I'm sorry.
00:10:59I'm sorry.
00:11:00It's the worst.
00:11:01It's the worst to hit you with an apology.
00:11:03I'm sorry.
00:11:04It's okay.
00:11:05It's a little nostalgic.
00:11:06I don't care about the sound.
00:11:07I'm sorry.
00:11:08It's okay.
00:11:09I told you it's okay.
00:11:11Did you do it?
00:11:12What?
00:11:13Did you do it?
00:11:14What?
00:11:15It's okay.
00:11:16It's in the manga.
00:11:17Pon pon.
00:11:18Pon pon.
00:11:19Stop it.
00:11:20Stop it.
00:11:21It doesn't matter.
00:11:22It doesn't matter.
00:11:23Oh, it's over.
00:11:24Oh, it's over.
00:11:25It's over.
00:11:26It's over.
00:11:27It's over.
00:11:28It's a big loss.
00:11:29It's a big loss.
00:11:30It's not a big loss.
00:11:31I'm challenging for the first time in the history of the entertainment industry.
00:11:34What record?
00:11:35I'm challenging for 50-50.
00:11:36I don't understand the meaning of the entertainer 50-50.
00:11:3850 jokes and 50 steals.
00:11:39Steal.
00:11:41It's not a joke.
00:11:42It's the first time in history.
00:11:43I wrote that I would steal Torui, but I shouldn't steal.
00:11:46Can I ask you something?
00:11:48What?
00:11:49What is the concept of stealing a joke?
00:11:51You don't have a concept, do you?
00:11:52You're just copying other people's jokes.
00:11:54So you're saying that all rakugo players are copycats?
00:11:56Why would you say that?
00:11:57We're all doing the same thing.
00:11:58I don't care if you're a classic rakugo player.
00:11:59Manju, Kowai, they're all copycats.
00:12:01There's no one who's a copycat.
00:12:03What are you saying?
00:12:04Even if I were to become a rakugo player,
00:12:06I would never be a classic rakugo player.
00:12:08Because I'm a copycat.
00:12:09That's fine.
00:12:10There are teachers who only do new works.
00:12:12I only do new works.
00:12:13You don't have a new rakugo player?
00:12:14I have one.
00:12:15You do?
00:12:15I do.
00:12:17A child was born.
00:12:19I decided to give the child a strange name.
00:12:22I've heard that before.
00:12:24It's not a game.
00:12:26In a certain town,
00:12:28there was a bad father and a good son.
00:12:32Takashi, your car is going to sell well.
00:12:35Where are you going to sell it?
00:12:37At a nearby car dealership.
00:12:39Did you compare it to others?
00:12:40No, I didn't.
00:12:42I'm so surprised.
00:12:43If you type in the word car for just one minute,
00:12:45there's a website that sells it at the highest price.
00:12:49Dad, what's my name?
00:12:51Takashi Kuruma.
00:12:52It's a radio commercial.
00:12:54You're doing a radio commercial.
00:12:57You're a copycat.
00:12:58Does that mean you admit that you're a copycat?
00:13:00I'm a copycat, too.
00:13:0150-50.
00:13:02It's a success.
00:13:03I'm done counting.
00:13:04Thank you very much.
00:13:08It was quite a mess in the second half.
00:13:10Yes, it was.
00:13:11On the one hand,
00:13:12instead of making the audience laugh,
00:13:14we're having a lot of fun with the story.
00:13:17I don't know if that's being conveyed to the audience.
00:13:20I feel like the audience wants to join in on the fun.
00:13:24When I go to a bar,
00:13:26there are people who laugh a lot.
00:13:28I want to hear what they're talking about.
00:13:31That's how I feel.
00:13:44Hello!
00:14:08Konnichiwa!
00:14:10Shut up.
00:14:14Your face and knees are starting to look alike.
00:14:17That's scary.
00:14:19Do you know why I was born into this world?
00:14:26Is it a parent's mistake?
00:14:29No, it's not.
00:14:31What is it?
00:14:32It's to make Masanori Land.
00:14:34That's a crazy story.
00:14:36Is it okay?
00:14:37It's okay.
00:14:38Masanori Land.
00:14:39What's Masanori Land?
00:14:41It's an amusement park.
00:14:43It's like an amusement park.
00:14:45Masanori Land.
00:14:46What's the most fun about Masanori Land?
00:14:49It's the Masanori Cruise.
00:14:51There's a lot of Masanori.
00:14:53It doesn't look that fun.
00:14:55It's fun.
00:14:56It's like the Jungle Cruise.
00:14:58It's definitely fun.
00:15:00It's definitely fun.
00:15:02It's definitely fun.
00:15:04So today,
00:15:05I'm going to take everyone here to the Masanori Cruise.
00:15:08Really?
00:15:09Please take a look.
00:15:11Nice to meet you.
00:15:13That's amazing.
00:15:15Welcome to the Masanori Cruise.
00:15:20I'm the captain, Masanori.
00:15:22He's the captain.
00:15:24Today, I'm going to take everyone on a fun trip.
00:15:29Then, let's go!
00:15:34That was perfect.
00:15:36There's nothing more.
00:15:38The ship is leaving.
00:15:40Are you okay?
00:15:41You look like a gyaru.
00:15:45The ship is leaving.
00:15:47What?
00:15:48You can't go home without me.
00:15:50What's wrong?
00:15:52You have to follow my orders.
00:15:54That's scary.
00:15:55First, give me something expensive.
00:15:57That's the worst.
00:15:59That's the worst.
00:16:01Also, I'm an idiot.
00:16:03That's the scariest.
00:16:05The captain is the most scary.
00:16:07That's the worst.
00:16:08Everyone, there's a cute parrot in front of us.
00:16:11Are you okay, captain?
00:16:13A parrot?
00:16:14This cute parrot can talk.
00:16:17I see.
00:16:18Let's talk to it.
00:16:19Please.
00:16:20Hello!
00:16:22Say hello.
00:16:24What did you say?
00:16:25What did you say?
00:16:28Who's the bald old man?
00:16:30Don't be mean.
00:16:31I'm going to eat you.
00:16:33You're mean, too.
00:16:34Show me something fun.
00:16:36I got hit in the eye.
00:16:38That's not an eardrum.
00:16:40That's not an eardrum.
00:16:41Are you okay?
00:16:43Everyone, look at my right hand.
00:16:45I'm worried about your right eye.
00:16:47I can't look at it.
00:16:48There's a big tree here.
00:16:50This tree is called the Masanori tree.
00:16:52That's a bad name.
00:16:54The Masanori tree.
00:16:55This tree looks like me.
00:16:57I don't like it.
00:16:58I really don't like it.
00:16:59There are more than 2,000 of these trees here.
00:17:02Burn it.
00:17:03Burn it.
00:17:04It's too bad.
00:17:05I don't like it.
00:17:06The fruit on this Masanori tree is very bad.
00:17:10I know.
00:17:11It looks bad.
00:17:12Let's try it.
00:17:13It's okay if it's bad.
00:17:15It's bad.
00:17:16It's bad.
00:17:17You don't have to eat it.
00:17:19It's bad.
00:17:20You don't have to eat it.
00:17:22It's bad.
00:17:27It's delicious.
00:17:29It's delicious.
00:17:31Please don't eat it.
00:17:33It's because it's delicious.
00:17:34It's definitely delicious.
00:17:36A big gorilla has come.
00:17:38A big gorilla?
00:17:39How big is it?
00:17:40It's cute.
00:17:41It's cute.
00:17:42Let's shake hands.
00:17:43Is the gorilla cute?
00:17:44Yes.
00:17:46Are you okay?
00:17:47Are you okay?
00:17:48Are you okay?
00:17:49Are you okay?
00:17:50Are you okay?
00:17:51Help me.
00:17:52I can't look at it.
00:17:54My grandfather was killed by a gorilla.
00:17:57I don't like it.
00:17:58There's a big waterfall in front of you.
00:18:01What is it?
00:18:02It's connected to the toilet of the employee.
00:18:05It's a big design mistake.
00:18:08It's a design mistake.
00:18:09Don't admit it.
00:18:11But don't worry about it.
00:18:14You only care about it.
00:18:16You only look at the river.
00:18:17Everyone is in trouble.
00:18:19The ship is being attacked by a crocodile.
00:18:21What should I do?
00:18:22Please calm down.
00:18:23Leave it to the captain.
00:18:25I'll go get rid of the crocodile.
00:18:26Really?
00:18:28Don't jump in.
00:18:30Are you okay?
00:18:31You can't do it.
00:18:33I bit my neck.
00:18:34You can't do it anymore.
00:18:35You can't do it anymore.
00:18:36What should we do?
00:18:38What should we do?
00:18:40It's a crocodile.
00:18:41A crocodile?
00:18:42A crocodile with its eyes out?
00:18:44Are you okay?
00:18:45It's a gorilla.
00:18:46A gorilla with its neck out?
00:18:48What is this?
00:18:49Is this a very exciting development
00:18:52that the animal that was attacked earlier will help us?
00:18:55My eyes.
00:19:00The aftertaste is bad.
00:19:02Thank you very much.
00:19:08It was an interesting and fun manzai.
00:19:11It's sad that it's not fun.
00:19:16But it's amazing how motivated you are.
00:19:18Yes.
00:19:19I'm sorry.
00:19:20I'm sorry.
00:19:21I'm sorry.
00:19:22I'm sorry.
00:19:23I'm sorry.
00:19:28Invitation No. 4
00:19:30Daikichi Hanamaru
00:19:32The Manzai
00:19:39Hello, I'm Daikichi Hanamaru.
00:19:41I have a little advice.
00:19:44What is it?
00:19:45Apologize for your mistake.
00:19:47Yes.
00:19:48Apologize for your mistake.
00:19:50I'm sorry.
00:19:51I thought you were talking about insurance.
00:19:55I'm sorry for that.
00:19:57Tell me in detail.
00:19:59For example,
00:20:00if you try to take something
00:20:02and you think you can reach it,
00:20:04but you can't reach it.
00:20:05Yes.
00:20:06You think you can't reach it,
00:20:08but you reach it,
00:20:09and it's your ring finger.
00:20:10It's not just the ring finger.
00:20:12For example,
00:20:13if you stumble in a place where there is nothing,
00:20:15it has increased in the 50s.
00:20:17It's the same now.
00:20:18It's the same now.
00:20:19Isn't it a little close?
00:20:22Yes.
00:20:23To be honest, I thought so.
00:20:24I thought it was close.
00:20:25Isn't it a little further away?
00:20:27In the usual theater,
00:20:28Mr. Daikichi comes out first,
00:20:29and then I stop.
00:20:30It's a system, so it's okay.
00:20:31Yes.
00:20:32This time, it's divided into left and right,
00:20:33and it's like this.
00:20:34I arrived a little early,
00:20:35so I'll tell you my goal.
00:20:38If you're aware of it,
00:20:39go a little further away.
00:20:40For example,
00:20:41in Masters,
00:20:42there is a manzai who joined yesterday and today.
00:20:44I can't do this now.
00:20:46I don't want to.
00:20:47It's hard for her to do.
00:20:49Then I'll go back to the stage
00:20:51very naturally in the middle of the story.
00:20:53I'll ask you.
00:20:54It's okay.
00:20:55But it really changes as you get older.
00:20:56The height of the body...
00:20:58Everything is getting shorter.
00:21:02You don't need a regular, do you?
00:21:04Other than that, it's very natural.
00:21:05No, it's too natural.
00:21:07It's fine as it is.
00:21:08But as I said earlier,
00:21:10there is a difference in the feeling of the body,
00:21:13so you have to be more careful than that.
00:21:15I think it's a mental thing.
00:21:16It's a mental thing.
00:21:17You know, in your 50s,
00:21:18if something happens now,
00:21:19you'll be told,
00:21:20it's a powerhouse.
00:21:22Is that so?
00:21:23That's right.
00:21:24For example,
00:21:25at the beginning of the year,
00:21:26I said,
00:21:27I don't think the soy sauce will arrive,
00:21:28so get some soy sauce.
00:21:29That day may have been good.
00:21:31But later,
00:21:32my juniors told me,
00:21:33it was a powerhouse.
00:21:34It's an era where you can't even sleep.
00:21:36It's possible.
00:21:37It's possible.
00:21:38It's scary.
00:21:39But don't worry.
00:21:40I'm fine.
00:21:41If I don't have soy sauce,
00:21:42I can eat it.
00:21:43That's not the problem.
00:21:44I'll use the ingredients.
00:21:45I'll eat it.
00:21:46What kind of publicity speech is that?
00:21:48Mr. Anamaru,
00:21:49I'm a little worried.
00:21:50It's a little late for words.
00:21:52I'm sorry,
00:21:53but I'm honest.
00:21:54No,
00:21:55I'm fine with that.
00:21:56I'm dating young people.
00:21:57Are you okay?
00:21:58Because,
00:21:59unlike you,
00:22:00when I go home,
00:22:01I have two older daughters,
00:22:02and a wife, right?
00:22:03And even the dog I have is a girl.
00:22:05It's a woman's job.
00:22:06I'm young.
00:22:07I'm young.
00:22:08It's dangerous.
00:22:09There are no men who say
00:22:10the woman or the dog
00:22:11is a woman now.
00:22:12You mean the dog is a girl.
00:22:13No,
00:22:14a woman has to say
00:22:15a woman or a wife.
00:22:17It's a tough job.
00:22:19It's a tough job.
00:22:20What do you mean it's a tough job?
00:22:22What do you mean it's a tough job?
00:22:25I'm sorry for my purpose.
00:22:27I'm sorry.
00:22:28I think you need a lot of training
00:22:29in your 50s.
00:22:30I think you need a lot of training
00:22:31in your 50s.
00:22:32Whether it's right for the time.
00:22:33Whether it's right for the time.
00:22:34I want to be a teacher.
00:22:35I want to be a teacher.
00:22:36I'm a teacher.
00:22:37I'd like to do it.
00:22:38I'm doing a morning show, so I'm pretty young.
00:22:41Oh, really?
00:22:41I'll graduate in half a day.
00:22:43You're confident.
00:22:43Yes.
00:22:44Then I'll be your teacher.
00:22:46Please come in.
00:22:47Yes.
00:22:47Next person, please.
00:22:49Yes!
00:22:49No, no, no.
00:22:53What is it?
00:22:54First of all, you need to check the surroundings.
00:22:58Without any hesitation.
00:22:59You said yes.
00:23:00Then the next person.
00:23:01Sometimes there are convenience stores, right?
00:23:0350s that don't follow the line.
00:23:05That's not bad.
00:23:06I'm doing that because I think there's no one in front of me.
00:23:09You're doing that now, too.
00:23:10I came in without checking the surroundings.
00:23:12I'm not sure if I'm the next one.
00:23:15I'm sure I'm the next one.
00:23:18That's true.
00:23:19I didn't call your name.
00:23:20That's good.
00:23:21Then I'll be your teacher.
00:23:22Let's go.
00:23:23Next person, please.
00:23:25Yes.
00:23:26Yes.
00:23:27That's good.
00:23:28That's it.
00:23:29That's it.
00:23:30Let's do it.
00:23:31This is a bar.
00:23:32I'm good at it.
00:23:33It's a bar.
00:23:34Show me your real power.
00:23:35I'm good at it.
00:23:36I'm sorry.
00:23:37No.
00:23:38That's bad.
00:23:39No.
00:23:40That's bad.
00:23:41No.
00:23:42No.
00:23:43Don't raise your arms without thinking.
00:23:44You know what I mean?
00:23:45You don't know your history.
00:23:47There are some people who drink 50 glasses at the worst time.
00:23:50They don't even realize it.
00:23:52They think it's impossible, but they raise their hands and drink.
00:23:54Sorry.
00:23:55There are many times.
00:23:56Yes.
00:23:57There are times when the salad is messy.
00:23:58Yes.
00:23:59There are times when the soy sauce is everywhere.
00:24:00Like sashimi.
00:24:01That happens.
00:24:02you have to keep your distance from the table when you raise your arms,
00:24:05and never touch it, or never touch it.
00:24:08You have to have a strong will to do that, and slowly say,
00:24:11I'm sorry.
00:24:13Do you realize that?
00:24:14Is this okay?
00:24:15You have to be this careful when you're in your 50s.
00:24:18Mr. Naegi, I have confidence in my motor nerves,
00:24:20so I'm okay with that.
00:24:21I won't spill it.
00:24:22I have confidence in my physical strength.
00:24:24I go to the gym,
00:24:25and I golf.
00:24:26You do.
00:24:27If you're confident,
00:24:28let's do a physical strength test.
00:24:29Is that okay?
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:31Let's start.
00:24:32Ready, go.
00:24:33Oh, no.
00:24:34Like this?
00:24:35No, no.
00:24:36Like this?
00:24:37No, no.
00:24:38Like this?
00:24:39No, no.
00:24:40Like this?
00:24:41No, no.
00:24:42Like this?
00:24:43No, no.
00:24:44Like this?
00:24:45No, no.
00:24:46Like this?
00:24:47No, no.
00:24:48Like this?
00:24:49No, no.
00:24:50Like this?
00:24:51No, no.
00:24:52Like this?
00:24:53No, no.
00:24:54Like this?
00:24:55No, no.
00:24:56Like this?
00:24:57No, no.
00:24:58Like this?
00:24:59No, no.
00:25:00Like this?
00:25:01No, no.
00:25:02It's like this?
00:25:03No, no.
00:25:04It's like this?
00:25:05As painful as the EDM.
00:25:0610 out of 10.
00:25:07It'll take a toll on the festival.
00:25:08Break apart the atmosphere.
00:25:09Let's not be in those ages.
00:25:10Let's do stretches!
00:25:11Here's the result.
00:25:12Please come back.
00:25:15Although this is is Mr. Hanamaru's result...
00:25:19You've deserved to regret.
00:25:21We'll do them more properly.
00:25:23JAMAICA
00:25:54You have a cute grandson.
00:25:56He might be cute, but I can't have a grandson right away.
00:25:59First, I have to get married and have kids, then have a grandson.
00:26:02There's an order to it.
00:26:03That's true.
00:26:04I have to get married and have kids.
00:26:05You need that hop, step, jump, right?
00:26:07I don't know how you're taking it.
00:26:09But I don't have time to step on that hop, step, jump.
00:26:13What do you mean?
00:26:14I'm 49 years old.
00:26:16Why are you stuttering?
00:26:17You're a bad Kansai dialect.
00:26:19I'm 49 years old.
00:26:20I know that.
00:26:21I'm in the middle of aging.
00:26:24I'm the cause of aging.
00:26:27It's not like you're the only one.
00:26:30If I get married now,
00:26:31I'll be 70 years old by the time he's grown up.
00:26:34But if I have a grandson,
00:26:36will I be able to see him?
00:26:39I don't know.
00:26:40Will I be alive?
00:26:42You have to work hard and live a long life.
00:26:44If I'm lucky, I'll be able to see my grandson.
00:26:46I'll be like this forever.
00:26:49I see.
00:26:50I'll go up a little bit.
00:26:53That's when you have the ability to buy a paramount bed.
00:26:57Why are you saying that?
00:26:59You have to do it.
00:27:00I want it right now.
00:27:01If I don't do the hop, step, jump,
00:27:03I want to have a grandson.
00:27:04No way.
00:27:06I want to have a great-grandson.
00:27:08I'll have a great-grandson.
00:27:10No, no, no.
00:27:11Listen to me.
00:27:12If you get married and have a kid,
00:27:13you'll have a grandson.
00:27:14You can't change the order.
00:27:15You can't change the order of life.
00:27:17I know that.
00:27:18But I found a way to have a great-grandson.
00:27:22There's no such thing as a great-grandson.
00:27:23There is.
00:27:24No, no, no.
00:27:25You have a kid, right?
00:27:27Yes.
00:27:28Come here.
00:27:29Come here.
00:27:30Come here.
00:27:31Don't tell me to give you my son.
00:27:33That's not what I mean.
00:27:34You can't be my father-in-law.
00:27:36Are you crazy?
00:27:38If you were my father-in-law,
00:27:40your kid would be my grandson.
00:27:42What are you talking about?
00:27:43You can't have a great-grandson.
00:27:45You can't have a great-grandson.
00:27:46You can't have a great-grandson.
00:27:47You can't have a great-grandson.
00:27:48You can't have a great-grandson.
00:27:49Wait a minute.
00:27:50You can't have a great-grandson.
00:27:51How long do you think it will take to have a great-grandson?
00:27:53Six years.
00:27:54Six years.
00:27:55Six years.
00:27:56Six years.
00:27:57Don't act like an old man.
00:27:59Parental guidance is more important.
00:28:02It's not just because you want a grandson.
00:28:05You have a merit.
00:28:07I don't have a merit.
00:28:08You have a merit.
00:28:09If you were my son,
00:28:10you would be doing this normal manzai,
00:28:12or parents and children manzai.
00:28:14Are you underestimating the viewers?
00:28:15It's parents and children manzai.
00:28:16If someone says that someone is doing his best as a parent and child,
00:28:18who will do that?
00:28:20I'm not doing my best.
00:28:21Because we will see it as parents and children.
00:28:23You don't have to see it as a parent and children manzai.
00:28:25There are lots of brother and sister manzai.
00:28:27We are the first Tosa brothers.
00:28:29You are not the first.
00:28:31You are the Nakagawa family.
00:28:32Yasuyo Tonoko.
00:28:33It's at the same time, too.
00:28:34Your order is not fair.
00:28:36You don't have a parents and children manzai.
00:28:37Don't you accept it?
00:28:38It's okay.
00:28:39There is another good influence.
00:28:40What is it?
00:28:41You can be a second generation talent that many people admire.
00:28:43Are you underestimating the world?
00:28:45誰が二世と認めてくれんに俺のこと!
00:28:48俺芸能人やから! 芸能人の息子やから! 二世タレントやん!
00:28:53しかもM-1チャンピオンの子供の二世タレントやん!
00:28:58であり、お前もM-1チャンピオンやん!
00:29:00ややこしいな!ややこしいな!
00:29:04すごい芸能人が出来上がんねん!
00:29:06やらへんて!そんな風に認めてくれへんて!
00:29:09えやんけお前!今野ちゃんとかと一緒に出たりとかして、
00:29:12二世タレントスペシャルとか!
00:29:14俺だけエピソードないから!
00:29:16出ても!何にも二世の!
00:29:18何でお前の良しにならなあかんねん!
00:29:20馬鹿にすんなボケ!
00:29:22その言い方な、今はいいけど、
00:29:24これ親子になってから俺は怒るぞ!
00:29:26ならへんねん!
00:29:28弱いな怒り方!
00:29:30コラッ!というのは俺は怒るよ!
00:29:32何でお前の良しにならなあかんねん!
00:29:34えぬけてーや!
00:29:36なにお前、ひげ生やしてんのか?
00:29:38さわんな!
00:29:40せんねー!何やるの何やるの!
00:29:42四十九や!
00:29:44四春期やな!
00:29:46せんねー!言ってますわ!
00:29:48皆さんもこういう時期ありましたよね!
00:29:50お父さんと一緒にこんなとこ出てるのが恥ずかしい!
00:29:52お父さんちゃうねん!
00:29:54皆さんに親と一緒に舞台に立てると思われるのは恥ずかしい!
00:29:56僕だって一人で舞台に立てるもん!
00:29:58四十九や!
00:30:00四十九や!それアホみたいなことせえへん!
00:30:02せえへん!何やろ!
00:30:04せえへんやろ!何やろ!
00:30:06お父さんに向かってさわんな!何やそれは!
00:30:08お父さんちゃうよ!
00:30:10お父さんじゃない!
00:30:14コラ!
00:30:16謝りなさい!
00:30:18謝りなさい!ちゃんとこっち向いて謝りなさい!
00:30:20謝りなさい!ちゃんとこっち向いて謝りなさい!
00:30:22テレビだぞ!
00:30:24お前テレビだとするやろ!
00:30:26しつけます!すみません!
00:30:28コラ!
00:30:30謝りなさい!
00:30:32何でテレビやろ!
00:30:34ちゃんと見なさい!
00:30:36お父さんに!
00:30:38お前とか言ったらアカンやろ!
00:30:40みんな見てはんねん!
00:30:42俺が恥かくんじゃない!
00:30:44お前が恥かくんじゃない!
00:30:46赤足おやじづらするやん!
00:30:48ちゃんとお前二世帯住宅も用意するから!
00:30:50一緒に住まへん!
00:30:52住もう!
00:30:54何で一緒に住まなあかんねん!
00:30:56何でや!一緒住んだらやな!
00:30:58お前が仕事の時は俺が孫の面倒見れんねんよ!
00:31:00俺が仕事の時はお前も仕事や!
00:31:02孫おいで二人で出かけるだけや!
00:31:04何や!
00:31:06ここまで言ってもアカンのかお前!
00:31:08そりゃそうやろがい!
00:31:10親の顔が見たいわ!
00:31:12ああ俺か!
00:31:14違うわ!
00:31:18インビテーションナンバーシックス!
00:31:20学転則!
00:31:22じゃあどうぞ!
00:31:28どうぞ!ありがとうございます!
00:31:30学転則と言いますと中学校からのね
00:31:32幼馴染でやっております
00:31:34今年でね二人とも43歳ということで
00:31:36まあ見えるということで
00:31:38ありがとうございます!
00:31:40ねえどうですかおじさんになるかと思ったらちょっと片っぽね
00:31:42おばさんみたいになっていってます
00:31:44同級生がおばさんみたいになっていっちゃってね
00:31:46失礼しますよね本当に
00:31:48あなたですよ!
00:31:50キイチさん!
00:31:52すっごいフォーマルなおばさんですよね
00:31:54僕ですか?
00:31:56あなたですからね
00:31:58恥ずかしながら僕独身で
00:32:00マルコみたいなの結婚してまして
00:32:04話題変えますかどうしますか
00:32:06いやでもお前はさ
00:32:08独身やんか
00:32:10だから将来ねお前がね結婚できたとしてさ
00:32:12何かトギあるね何かトギある
00:32:14結婚したとしてさでいいや
00:32:16何ができたとしてって
00:32:18もうあの済んでるよ
00:32:20今年齢43
00:32:22結婚歴なし
00:32:24なしですね
00:32:26趣味は?
00:32:28好きですね
00:32:30休みの日は何してんの
00:32:32最近ゲームセンターでクレーンゲームしてます
00:32:34お前が結婚できたとしてさ
00:32:36済んでるかもね
00:32:3843歳?
00:32:40直孫世代もしかしてこれ
00:32:44気づいてなかったすいません
00:32:46ご迷惑おかけしてますすいません
00:32:48そうでしたか
00:32:50結構式はね
00:32:52豪華にした方がいいよ
00:32:54まあまあね年いってるの結婚式やしね
00:32:56明治神宮で式あげて
00:32:58明治神宮であげれんのまず
00:33:00ニューオータニーに移動して
00:33:02ホテルニューオータニーとか
00:33:04元総理大臣とか呼んで大パーティー
00:33:06歌舞伎役者とかしか無理やでそれ
00:33:08人間国宝級の
00:33:10俺では無理やってそれ
00:33:12二代目一乗サダンジー
00:33:14誰なんそれ
00:33:16何その日乗サハンジーみたいな名前のやつ
00:33:18オンノンかそんなやつ
00:33:20違うし
00:33:22初代学天足をくだいね
00:33:24初代や
00:33:26初代らしいやつやるよ
00:33:28結婚式
00:33:30お前も奥さんは喜怒哀楽見たいもんな
00:33:32怒りと悲しみは見たくないよ
00:33:34喜と楽だけ見たい
00:33:36式やねんけど
00:33:38和式か洋式どっちがいいの
00:33:40ちょっと便座がちらつくな
00:33:42和式個室選んでんじゃん
00:33:44洋式かな
00:33:46あと盛大に
00:33:48衣替え3回はした方がいいよ
00:33:50お色直しさせろよ
00:33:52何や衣替え3回
00:33:54何で俺半袖出して中袖出して半袖出すの
00:33:58何の時間やねん
00:34:00初めての夫婦の共同作業やんか
00:34:02共同作業ね
00:34:04ケーキ投入
00:34:06投げ入れるやん
00:34:08入投じゃなく
00:34:10投入2人で
00:34:14あと出し物あるでしょ
00:34:16余興な出し物って言うの
00:34:18子供みたいに
00:34:20珍しいって
00:34:22新郎がシャシャリ出ていくの珍しいよ
00:34:24俺も出るから
00:34:26まずあなたを結婚式にお誘いするとはまだ言ってませんので
00:34:28大丈夫一応プライドもあるよ
00:34:30招待状は出す
00:34:32不参加って丸してくれたら
00:34:34理由のところなんとなくでいいから
00:34:36お前な
00:34:38コンビニが一心一体やんか
00:34:40一心一体やったら揉めてるやろたぶん
00:34:42一心同体や間違いすぎや
00:34:44俺お前とねやりたいことがあるわけ
00:34:46ないでしょ別にもう中学校からの付き合いで
00:34:48いやいや二人でね
00:34:50バンド組んで
00:34:52えめどくさなんで
00:34:54バンド組んで演奏や
00:34:56なんでヨシーこうやってバンド組んで
00:34:58だって二人でしょバンドって言わんでしょ
00:35:00いや俺あのギターボーカルするから
00:35:02お前ベースドラム
00:35:04死ぬほど忙しいやん
00:35:06死ぬほど忙しいで
00:35:08こういうて無理やね
00:35:10じゃ分かった
00:35:12お前普通に歌ってくれ
00:35:14俺お前のハモリで出ていくやん
00:35:16俺のハモリなんか歌下手くそなんやから
00:35:18そんなことないんですよ
00:35:20あなた歌が下手やから中学の合唱コンクール指揮者に回された方ですから
00:35:22見た目が損ないから
00:35:24あだ名ベートーベンになった方ですから
00:35:26諦めましょう
00:35:28無理ですから
00:35:30じゃもう一人出るわ俺が
00:35:32出ろやから勝手に
00:35:34特技披露するわ
00:35:36何かあるんですか特技披露できるような
00:35:38茶ですね
00:35:40茶?
00:35:42茶道10年間やってたからね
00:35:44聞いてお茶たてて来てくれた人に振る舞ってくれるわけ
00:35:46エアサドーするわ
00:35:48何なんそれ
00:35:50エアギターしか聞いたことないけど
00:35:52エアサドー
00:35:54何もなしでサドーするの
00:35:56盛り上がんねん
00:35:58エアサドー?
00:36:00エア?
00:36:02何かやってる?
00:36:04スタートとか言えや
00:36:06勝手に始めんなや
00:36:08部屋入るとこからやってるってこと?
00:36:10まあね
00:36:14正解知らんのよ
00:36:16だから見えてこないのよ別に道具が
00:36:18ねえ正解知らん
00:36:20それはちょっと知ってるなんか
00:36:22そうかなんか知ってるけど
00:36:24どうぞ
00:36:26これいつおもろいよお前
00:36:28結婚式お前茶室ぐらい静かなの
00:36:30こんなん撮ったら
00:36:32でもこれで奥さんおごり泣きするわ
00:36:34いや喜ばしたいねもうええわ
00:36:36どうもありがとうございました
00:36:38どうもありがとうございました
00:37:08インビテーションナンバー7
00:37:10オギヤハギ
00:37:12ジャマジャ
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00:37:16ジャマジャ
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00:37:20ジャマジャ
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00:38:32わ°Y°
00:38:34わ°Y°
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00:38:46この通りさ俺なんもわかんないの覚えてないのよ
00:38:48こそこのとおりさ俺なんもわかんないの覚えてないのよ
00:38:50確かにな時出1つもいれてないもんな
00:38:52だからさ何かこう...
00:38:54何か1個ぐらいなんか俺でも言えます
00:38:56全部これ言えますみたいなの欲しいのよ
00:38:5815、15、12 ぐらいが
00:39:00Um, um, Nei, Ushi, Tora, Uu, Tatsu, Mi.
00:39:02Yes, yes, Nei, Ushi, Tora, Uu, Tatsu, Mi.
00:39:04Yes, yes, yes.
00:39:05That's all I can say.
00:39:07I don't know the rest.
00:39:08Umu, Hitsuji, Saru, Tori, Inu, Ii.
00:39:10Ah, I see.
00:39:11But still, it's a bit strange, isn't it?
00:39:13It's hard to remember.
00:39:14Nei, Ushi, Tora, Uu, Tatsu, Mi.
00:39:15You're doing well so far.
00:39:16But after that, all of a sudden,
00:39:17you're like,
00:39:18I'm sorry, but
00:39:19you have to do your best and remember it.
00:39:21You have to work hard and remember it.
00:39:23It's like, I'm sorry.
00:39:24It's like, I'm sorry.
00:39:26The rhythm is really smooth.
00:39:29It's a really good rhythm.
00:39:30And then,
00:39:31you feel like you're calling each one of them.
00:39:33From above.
00:39:34Hitsuji, Saru.
00:39:36So, if you do it with the same rhythm,
00:39:38Nei, Ushi, Tora, Uu, Tatsu, Mi.
00:39:40That's why it's called Umahitsu.
00:39:41U, Hitsu, Saru, To, Inu, Ii.
00:39:43Nei, Ushi, Tora, Uu, Tatsu, Mi.
00:39:44U, Hitsu, Saru, To, Inu, Ii.
00:39:46Ah, I see.
00:39:47But if that's the case,
00:39:48didn't the word U come up before that?
00:39:51You, towards the sea, if you back of me I'll hit the sea
00:39:56you make me say oh
00:39:58Oh, you say oh
00:39:59Are you in a blackout?
00:40:00I was in a blackout
00:40:02He's in a blackout
00:40:04There's no animal like oh
00:40:07Oh, I forgot, what was it about?
00:40:11Was it about a cow?
00:40:13A cow?
00:40:15I mean a cow isn't large really
00:40:17hold on
00:40:17Before that, hey cow tiger
00:40:19OO.
00:40:20Eh?
00:40:21Ushi, Tora, OO.
00:40:24Tora got stuck in OO.
00:40:26In that case,
00:40:27you flip the Tora over.
00:40:28What do you mean?
00:40:29OO becomes OO, right?
00:40:31In that case, no.
00:40:32OO becomes OO.
00:40:33You can't flip it over.
00:40:34Don't think about it.
00:40:35It's not like OO is like OO.
00:40:37OO is just abbreviated.
00:40:39There's no such animal.
00:40:41There's no such animal as OO, right?
00:40:43OO is an animal?
00:40:44OO is an animal.
00:40:46Isn't he talking to a cow?
00:40:48No, no, no.
00:40:49Right, OO?
00:40:50No, no, no.
00:40:51Right, Tora?
00:40:52No, no, no.
00:40:53Isn't it weird?
00:40:54It starts with a conversation.
00:40:56Right, OO?
00:40:57It's not like OO.
00:40:58It's not?
00:40:59It's a mouse.
00:41:00You're suspicious.
00:41:01It's a mouse.
00:41:02I want to figure it out.
00:41:03It's a mouse.
00:41:04Right, OO?
00:41:05Yes.
00:41:06Tora?
00:41:07Tora.
00:41:08OO?
00:41:09Uribo.
00:41:10No, right?
00:41:11Huh?
00:41:12It'll come out.
00:41:13A boar will come out in the second half.
00:41:14I thought it would grow.
00:41:15It won't grow in the second half.
00:41:17Why is it in the second half?
00:41:20It won't.
00:41:22A boar.
00:41:23No, OO.
00:41:24A rabbit.
00:41:25OO is a rabbit.
00:41:26What about Tatsu?
00:41:27It's Umemiya.
00:41:28No, it's not.
00:41:29Tatsu.
00:41:30Tatsu.
00:41:31Tatsu.
00:41:32You've been talking about old men.
00:41:34From Tokumitsukazu.
00:41:36It's different.
00:41:37Umemiya.
00:41:38Tatsu.
00:41:39Ryu.
00:41:40Ryu, right?
00:41:41Tatsu.
00:41:42What about Mii?
00:41:43Mii is me.
00:41:44Mii is me.
00:41:45Mii is you.
00:41:46It's weird.
00:41:47It's weird for you to come in all of a sudden.
00:41:48Old men and old women are all Mii's age.
00:41:51All of them are old men and old women.
00:41:55Mii is similar to the word snake.
00:41:58It's similar.
00:41:59That's true.
00:42:00It's different.
00:42:01Mii is a snake.
00:42:03Snake?
00:42:04Snake.
00:42:05I'm not saying I'm Mii.
00:42:07You're a snake.
00:42:08I'm not saying I'm a snake.
00:42:09You're not?
00:42:10Mii is a snake-age.
00:42:11Snake-age.
00:42:13I'm going to show you the snake-age.
00:42:15You know horse?
00:42:16Sheep.
00:42:17Monkey.
00:42:18Bird.
00:42:19You know?
00:42:20You know?
00:42:21Dog.
00:42:22You know dog?
00:42:23How about I?
00:42:24How about I?
00:42:25How about I?
00:42:26Cut it out.
00:42:27That's my line.
00:42:42You
00:43:01Don't come in today, sir. Yes, ma'am
00:43:03I
00:43:07Know
00:43:33Doug and other наши fake doga jadiem third place. What I get a little people gof do they go fake doga?
00:43:40Seninそのおばけの出て来ただおかしない思うおばけので的 drilled
00:43:45おばけってその何のためにじゃあ出てきてんこのように見れんがあってとかね
00:43:51なんか誰かに何かを伝え対みたい脳があってでできでるよそれなにかを伝えたいんだ
00:43:57はいか家で答えてください
00:43:59Yeah, I got it.
00:44:00何かを伝えたい。
00:44:01はいかいいえでこたえてください。
00:44:03だから何かを伝えたいって何やねんお前。
00:44:06はいかいいえねん。
00:44:07なんでそれはいかいいえじゃないとあかんの。はいやだから。
00:44:09じゃあ何かを伝えたいんやったら出てき方おかしいやろって思う。
00:44:13何がおかしいねん。
00:44:14だから洗面台でちょっと顔洗ってみて。
00:44:16だからこう女性が顔洗っててこう。
00:44:21こんな出方せんやろ。
00:44:23何が?
00:44:25逃げてまうやん。
00:44:26自分がおばけになったと思って考えて。
00:44:29自分がおばけになって俺が洗面台で顔を洗ってます。
00:44:32何か俺に伝えたい。
00:44:34どうやって出てくる。
00:44:35本気で考えて。
00:44:37本気で自分がおばけになってしまったと思って。
00:44:40俺にどうしても伝えたいことがあります。
00:44:42はい。
00:44:43俺顔を洗ってます。
00:44:45顔をあげます。
00:44:48ちょっと済ます。
00:44:52絶対そうやん。
00:44:55俺はもうちょっと距離とっていくと思う。
00:44:59おのおのあれはあるやろうけど。
00:45:01怖いよね。
00:45:02怖いよねじゃない。
00:45:03おばけなんやけどって言うと思う。
00:45:05それは人それぞれ伝えたい気持ちが前に出すぎて後ろに来たんや。
00:45:09そんな人に逃げられるから絶対そうする。
00:45:11わからんわからん。
00:45:12そんなんでフェイク動画って言い切られへんよ。
00:45:14ちょっと考えたらわからん。
00:45:15わからんわからん。
00:45:16心霊写真とかもさ、なんか手がこんな。
00:45:19あるよよ。ここから手がバッと出てるやつ。
00:45:21本来映るべき手って。
00:45:23いやいや言えねえ。
00:45:25ちょっとすいませんの手ばっかり言えねえ。
00:45:27俺がやったかもあるけど。
00:45:29これやったらわかんねえ。
00:45:30わかんねえ。
00:45:31こうじゃないからやっぱフェイクやねえ。
00:45:32フェイクじゃないねえ。
00:45:33今技術がすごいからなんでも作れてまうねえ。
00:45:36技術ほんならお前、昔とかでもね、技術がまだそんなワッといってない時の
00:45:41CDとかに怖い声が紛れてるみたいなあったやん。
00:45:44あったな。
00:45:45逆再生してなんかスローで聞いてみたら
00:45:47助けてーみたいなが入ってたみたいなのあるやん。
00:45:50いやあんねんけど。
00:45:51あるやん。
00:45:52じゃあなんでそんな声が入ってると思いますか?
00:45:55だから助けてー言ってねえから助けてほしいのやろ。
00:45:58じゃあなんで逆再生のスローやねん。
00:46:03おかしい。
00:46:05逆再生のスローってことはレコーディングしてるとこに
00:46:08なんかわーってきて
00:46:11テキストー
00:46:15逆再生用に。
00:46:17逆から言ってるとこに。
00:46:18お前くんとかレコーディングのとこにきて
00:46:20ほんまにちゃんとレコーディングして帰ってんのかそういうのって。
00:46:23そのスローで聞き取れるってことは
00:46:26テキストー
00:46:28そうやな。
00:46:29そういうことや。
00:46:30スローじゃないと聞き取れないってことや。
00:46:32そうかもしらんけど
00:46:34テキストー
00:46:35おつかいした。
00:46:36やかましいわ。
00:46:38そういうことや。
00:46:39テキストーみたいにおつかいしたいやがって。
00:46:41そういうことや。
00:46:42くだらん。
00:46:43やっぱりスローの逆再生に気づくっておかしいから。
00:46:46気づいた人がおんねんから。
00:46:48あれはたぶん当時CDの売り上げを伸ばすために
00:46:51なんか仕掛け人がいて
00:46:53これ逆再生のスローで聞いたら
00:46:54なんか入ってるぞっていうので広めてんの。
00:46:56そんなお前の勝手な想像やな。
00:46:58たどり着くわけがないから。
00:47:00ほらお前に
00:47:02粉と水渡そか?
00:47:07お前に粉と水を渡します。
00:47:10ほらこねよって思う?
00:47:14なんやねんお前。なんの話してんの。
00:47:16こねてイースト菌入れてちょっと発酵させよって思う?
00:47:21思うかそんなもう。
00:47:23最後よっしゃ焼こうってなる?
00:47:26ならんよ。なんの話やねんお前。
00:47:28それがパンやで。
00:47:31だからなんやねん。
00:47:33なんかスローの逆再生の助け手にたどり着くってことは
00:47:37粉と水渡されて自力でパンまでたどり着くってことやで。
00:47:43ちょっと今わかりにくく言っとった。
00:47:47なんでわかりにくく言うねん。
00:47:49わかりやすく言うねんこういうときは。
00:47:51もっとわかりにくく言おう。
00:47:54わかりやすく言うねん。
00:47:55象の毛穴を見ずにね。
00:47:57象の毛穴を見ずに?
00:48:00象の毛穴を見ずにからこんな話できんの?
00:48:03聞くわ。聞くわ。聞くわ。
00:48:07何?今の説明するときに
00:48:09象の毛穴を見ずにからいくねんな。聞くわ。
00:48:12興味あるから聞くわ。
00:48:14えーできなくちゃないやん。
00:48:16象の毛穴を見ずにの続きがないやん。
00:48:20なんか面白そうな言葉を二つ並べて
00:48:23ふざけてるだけやん。
00:48:24何やねん象の毛穴を見ずにの後。
00:48:27猿と水溜りじゃなくて。
00:48:30猿と水溜りじゃなくて。
00:48:32逆再生のスローまで説明してよ。
00:48:36牛乳じゃなかったときに。
00:48:39何よ。
00:48:42もういい。いいねんけど。
00:48:45何?料理?
00:48:47もういい。
00:48:49豆乳で代用するとかいう話。
00:48:52そっから逆再生のスローまで言ってよ!
00:48:55もういいねんけど。
00:48:57いいねんけど。
00:48:59フェイクが多いからお前の言ってるのはフェイク動画や。
00:49:03お前そんだけ怖ないフェイク動画やって言うねんやったら
00:49:05次お化けがめっちゃ出るっていう有名な肺病院に
00:49:08肝試し行こうや。
00:49:10それは怖いわ。
00:49:17珍しい。
00:49:19ちょっと逃げられましたね。
00:49:21カマエイたちはカマエイたちのスタイルじゃんじゃん言ってるね。
00:49:25普通ちょっと外れると難解になっちゃうんだけど
00:49:29このコンビはなんないんだよな。
00:49:32こっちが笑いたくなるように追っかけるんだよな。
00:49:35すごいなと思うね。
00:49:37Presentation No.9
00:49:39TAKERU TOSHI
00:49:41THE MANZAI
00:50:08海なんか若い頃デートでよく行きましたね。
00:50:11青い空。
00:50:12白い雲。
00:50:13そして真っ青な彼女。
00:50:14体調悪そうだね。
00:50:16絶対体調悪いだろそんなやつよお前。
00:50:18紫の唇。
00:50:19家連れて帰れそんなやつよお前。
00:50:21顔の青いやつ。
00:50:22お前DVしてんだろそれ。
00:50:24ネイジャーで何が懐かしいんだお前。
00:50:26この年になりますと家族で行くんですよ海はね。
00:50:29そうそう子供なんか連れて行くんですよね。
00:50:31砂でお城作ったりとかしてね。
00:50:33で砂浜で顔だけ埋めて写真撮ったりね。
00:50:36死んじゃうだろ顔なんか埋めたら。
00:50:38顔だけ出してねこう写真撮ってもらうんですよね。
00:50:41海坊主か。
00:50:42何が?
00:50:43海坊主じゃねえかお前が砂浜で顔だけ出してた。
00:50:45誰が海坊主だよ。
00:50:47海と言えばスキューバーダイビング。
00:50:49スキューバーがいいんですよね。
00:50:50綺麗な魚とかサンゴなんかこう見ると。
00:50:52大凧かって。
00:50:53大凧じゃねえか。
00:50:54誰が大凧だよ。
00:50:55お前が海の中でこうやってたら大凧なんだよ。
00:50:57こんなことやってるだろ別にお前。
00:50:59海と言えば昔からスイカ割りですよ。
00:51:01誰がスイカだおい。
00:51:03割ろうとするな俺の頭。
00:51:05あとやっぱビーチバレー。
00:51:07レシーブアタック。
00:51:08何してんだおい。
00:51:10さっきから何してんだおい。
00:51:12馬鹿なこと言ってますけどもね。
00:51:14年が終わりまして年が明けますとね受験シーズンですよね世の中は。
00:51:18受験生なんかお正月もないですから大変ですよ。
00:51:21受験生がいる家は大変らしいでしょ。
00:51:23思春期でさらに受験控えてるからね。
00:51:25子供はナーバスになってる。
00:51:26だから親のサポートが大事らしいですからね。
00:51:28子供いますからね。
00:51:29何年か後には受験生だから。
00:51:31練習しておいたほうがいいのよ。
00:51:33心のケアだから。
00:51:35今勉強してるから入ってこないでよ。
00:51:37そうかわかった。
00:51:38じゃあお前とは今から家族の縁を切る。
00:51:40自由に生きろ。
00:51:42切れすぎだろ。
00:51:44貴様手を挙げたら家庭内暴力は許さんぞ。
00:51:48貴様絶対に許さん。
00:51:50家庭内暴力だけは絶対に許さんぞ。
00:51:54貴様絶対にダメだ。
00:51:57貴様絶対にダメだ。
00:51:59暴力だけはダメなんだよ。
00:52:01勉強なんかできなくてもいい。
00:52:03うるせえ。
00:52:05どんだけ吐いてんだお前は。
00:52:09ごめん。
00:52:10ごめんじゃねえよ。
00:52:12どんだけ我を忘れてんだお前は。
00:52:14子供のことになるとつい辛くなっちゃって。
00:52:16絶対だめよそんなに切れちゃ。
00:52:18そうじゃなくて気分転換にリラックスさせてあげる。
00:52:21笑わせてあげたりとかね。
00:52:23芸人なんだからそういうのやるよ。
00:52:25コンコンガチャ。
00:52:27俺だ俺だ俺だ。
00:52:28一番。
00:52:30あれ。
00:52:32滑っちゃったな。
00:52:34父さん腕落ちたな。
00:52:36これじゃあ芸人不合格だ。
00:52:38失敗失敗。
00:52:39ゼロ点だよお前。
00:52:41何やってんだこの野郎。
00:52:43ゼロ点だ全然。
00:52:45不謹慎な言葉ばっかり落ちるとか滑るとか言っちゃってるし。
00:52:48そんなん言っちゃダメなのよ。
00:52:50肩もんであげるとかそういうさ。
00:52:52疲れたろ父さんがマッサージしてやる。
00:52:54髪パンツ履いてうつ伏せになれ。
00:52:56本格的だなお前。
00:52:58何でオイルマッサージやってんだよ家で。
00:52:59オリーブオイルだ。
00:53:00いらねえんだそんなの。
00:53:01夜食を出すとかそういうのあったろ。
00:53:03夜食持ってきたぞ。
00:53:04ありがとう。
00:53:05お前の好きなケガニだ。
00:53:06食いづれえよ。
00:53:07何で夜食にケガニ食わないといけねえんだよ。
00:53:09全然ダメだお前。
00:53:11変われ。
00:53:12俺お父さんやるからお前子供やれ。
00:53:13分かったよ父さん。
00:53:14早いな切り替え。
00:53:16早いなお前。
00:53:17コンコン。
00:53:18コンコン入ってます。
00:53:19トイレじゃねえかよお前。
00:53:20どこで勉強してんだお前。
00:53:22子供の部屋だよ。
00:53:23コンコンガチャ。
00:53:24どうだ勉強のほうははかどってるか。
00:53:25それがなかなかはかどらないんだよ。
00:53:27何がうまくいかないんだ。
00:53:28どうしても4コマ目のオチが思いつかないんだ。
00:53:30漫画書いてんじゃねえかお前。
00:53:32何で漫画書いてんだお前。
00:53:33息抜きだよ。
00:53:34息抜きじゃねえお前。
00:53:35勉強進んでんのかちゃんと。
00:53:36それはもう完璧だよ。
00:53:37ザビエルとペリーは覚えたよ。
00:53:38あとはガンジだけ。
00:53:39バカじゃねえかお前。
00:53:40まだその段階かよお前。
00:53:42今スランプなんだよ母さん。
00:53:43父さんだよ。
00:53:44お前スランプすぎんなお前。
00:53:46大丈夫か。
00:53:48これサポートお父さん何でもやってあげるから。
00:53:50何かやってほしいこと言ってよ。
00:53:51じゃああと500万積んでよ。
00:53:52裏口入学じゃねえかお前。
00:53:53正面からちゃんと入れよお前。
00:53:55正面なんて入れるわけないだろ。
00:53:57勉強に集中ができないのに。
00:53:59何で集中しないんだよ。
00:54:00何でじゃないよ。
00:54:01母さん出てったからだろ。
00:54:02母さん出てったのは誰のせいだと思ってんだよ。
00:54:04勝てない暴力を振るった僕のせいだ。
00:54:06お前かよ。
00:54:07僕だ僕だ僕だ。
00:54:08僕のせいだ。
00:54:09僕のせいだじゃねえんだうるせえなお前は。
00:54:11お前合格の見通し立ってんのか本当に。
00:54:13それはもうはっきりと見えたよ。
00:54:14本当か。
00:54:15向かいのマンションのOLは夜10時に着替えるんだ。
00:54:17覗きじゃねえかお前。
00:54:18何やってんだ勉強も。
00:54:20思春期なんだよ。
00:54:21思春期じゃないだろ。
00:54:22お前は今やるべきことをやれよちゃんと。
00:54:24分かったよ。やるべきことをやる。
00:54:26父さん大事な話があるんだ。
00:54:28驚かないで聞いてよ。
00:54:29父さん実はね。
00:54:31父さんは本当の父さんじゃないんだ。
00:54:34逆だろそれよ。
00:54:37親が言うやつ。
00:54:39まだ早かったみたいだ。
00:54:40取り乱してる。
00:54:41今のことは忘れてくれ。
00:54:43とにかくお前勉強やってくれよ。
00:54:46勉強のことを中卒の父さんに言われたくないよ。
00:54:49中卒?高卒だよ俺は。
00:54:51高卒の父さんに言われたくないよ。
00:54:53何を言ってんだお前は。
00:54:54高卒で芸人なんかやって。
00:54:56剥げて四重肩でヘルニアでヘルペスで実家狭くてね。
00:54:59言い過ぎだろお前。
00:55:01多頭飼育崩壊のことなのに。
00:55:02誰が多頭飼育崩壊だお前は。
00:55:04高卒だから言ってんだ。
00:55:06父さんみたいに失敗してほしくない。
00:55:09今から勉強していい大学に入ってほしい。
00:55:11そう思ってんだ父さんは。
00:55:13父さん。
00:55:14分かってくれたか。
00:55:15あ、十字だ。
00:55:16分かってねえなお前。
00:55:17分かりました。
00:55:19高卒も楽しんでるように見えましたね。
00:55:21そうですね。
00:55:22やっぱりね。
00:55:23いいね。
00:55:24高卒上手くなったね。
00:55:26テンポも良かったですし。
00:55:28前はツッコミとボケがはっきりしたけど、
00:55:31今は両方ともやれるようになってるね。
00:55:34なるほど。
00:55:35なるほどね。
00:55:36やっぱ腕上がってんだね。
00:55:38インビテーションナンバー10
00:55:40フットボールラバー
00:55:42ジャマジャ
00:55:48ジャマジャ
00:55:51どうもヤスルです。
00:55:53お願いします。
00:55:54前から思っててんけど。
00:55:55何でしょう?
00:55:56お前ちょっとスマホ見すぎやわ。
00:55:58いやそりゃあ。
00:55:59スマホばっかり見てるんや。
00:56:01今頃言うことでもない。
00:56:02皆そうやんもうスマホばっかり見てる。
00:56:03ちょっとスマホから離れた方がいい。
00:56:05何やねんとスマホばっかり見てる。
00:56:06皆そうやんかそれ。
00:56:08皆そうやけど、
00:56:09それだけもうスマホなしの生活は考えられへんとか。
00:56:12まあもう必需品やから。
00:56:13毎日肌身離さず大事に持ち歩いてるって言うてんのに。
00:56:17I don't know what you're talking about.
00:56:20I'm talking about the umbrella.
00:56:22It's not a smart phone.
00:56:24It's not a smart phone.
00:56:26It's an umbrella.
00:56:29It's not a smart phone.
00:56:31Smart phones are used every day regardless of the weather.
00:56:34Umbrellas are only used on rainy days.
00:56:36But it's still the best.
00:56:38It's not a smart phone.
00:56:40It's an umbrella.
00:56:41Smart phones are the best.
00:56:44Everyone is looking at their smartphones on the train.
00:56:47Everyone is looking at their smartphones.
00:56:49Everyone is looking at their smartphones when they are waiting at the station.
00:56:51Everyone is looking at their smartphones on the internet news.
00:56:54You look at your smartphone sideways.
00:56:57I can tell by watching the video.
00:57:01You look at your smartphone sideways on the internet news.
00:57:05It's unusual.
00:57:07It's an umbrella.
00:57:08People say that umbrellas are bad for your eyes.
00:57:10I've never heard of it.
00:57:11I've never heard of it.
00:57:13Umbrellas are bad for your eyes.
00:57:15I've never heard of it.
00:57:16I've seen it.
00:57:17I've never heard of it.
00:57:20Everyone is looking at their smartphones.
00:57:23I've seen it.
00:57:24I see it for 5 hours in a day.
00:57:26I see it for 5 hours in a day.
00:57:34I see it for 5 hours in a day.
00:57:35It's a waste of time.
00:58:08So, you've been looking at your phone for 5 hours, right?
00:58:11On average.
00:58:12And if you take a nap, you have 7 hours left.
00:58:14In your case.
00:58:15What?
00:58:16In your case.
00:58:17From those 7 hours, if you take a nap, you wear clothes for 4 hours.
00:58:21I take a nap for 3 hours.
00:58:22Do you take a nap for 3 hours a day?
00:58:26No, I don't take a nap all the time.
00:58:28I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
00:58:30I don't take a nap all the time.
00:58:32I don't know that.
00:58:33I take a nap for 3 hours.
00:58:35A nap for 3 hours a day?
00:58:37You lose weight.
00:58:40I don't lose weight.
00:58:42You don't keep taking a nap.
00:58:44I don't lose weight.
00:58:46You take a nap when you realize it.
00:58:48I don't.
00:58:49You take a nap unconsciously.
00:58:52You take a nap and it's already evening.
00:58:55I don't get used to it.
00:58:56I take a nap and it's already evening.
00:58:58You don't get used to it.
00:59:00You're told to take a nap to get hydrated.
00:59:03Where do you get hydrated?
00:59:05Do you get hydrated from your skin?
00:59:07Yes.
00:59:08Do you get hydrated from your skin?
00:59:09No, no, no.
00:59:10Don't get hydrated from your lower body.
00:59:13Why?
00:59:14Are you a tree?
00:59:16You're amazing.
00:59:17There are many ways to get hydrated from your lower body.
00:59:20Are you a tree?
00:59:21That's how much smartphones and wallets are indispensable to modern people.
00:59:25It's indispensable.
00:59:27It's true.
00:59:28It has a subscription called Otohime.
00:59:30It's a subscription.
00:59:31I don't think of it as a subscription.
00:59:33You can listen to it for free without an ad.
00:59:36I don't think of it as a music.
00:59:38You look at it and answer it.
00:59:40No, you're wrong.
00:59:41Your calculation is wrong.
00:59:42You look at your smartphone when you're wearing a wallet.
00:59:45Your calculation is wrong.
00:59:47It's the opposite of the time.
00:59:48No, it's not.
00:59:49You don't look at your smartphone when you're wearing a wallet.
00:59:52You're lying.
00:59:54You shouldn't look at your smartphone.
00:59:55You've been looking at your smartphone for three hours.
00:59:59You shouldn't look at your smartphone.
01:00:00It's an accident.
01:00:03It's the time you're driving.
01:00:05You shouldn't look at your smartphone.
01:00:07You shouldn't.
01:00:08You shouldn't look at your wallet.
01:00:09You shouldn't.
01:00:10I'm sure you can.
01:00:12You should never look at your wallet.
01:00:16You shouldn't look at your wallet, it's dangerous.
01:00:18I can't do that.
01:00:19You should never look at your wallet when drinking.
01:00:22I must not look at my wallet when drinking.
01:00:25It costs 30,000 yen for your attention.
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01:07:14The second place is...
01:07:20The second place is...
01:07:22Nightingale Dance!
01:07:25Congratulations!
01:07:28The winner of Pre-Masters is Nightingale Dance.
01:07:35Good morning!
01:07:39Good morning!
01:07:41It's Nightingale Dance!
01:07:43Thank you so much!
01:07:45Thank you!
01:07:47I'm just a decoy.
01:07:49Not at all.
01:07:51This is just the beginning.
01:07:53Yasu and Nakano Nakalutin.
01:07:55Nice to meet you.
01:07:57Nakalutin, you should be a ramen shop manager.
01:07:59I'm a ramen shop manager?
01:08:01Yes.
01:08:03I've never been a ramen shop manager, but I'll do my best.
01:08:05Good luck.
01:08:07This is Nakalutin's ramen shop.
01:08:09Let's go in.
01:08:11Welcome.
01:08:13Hello.
01:08:15I'm sorry to bother you, but...
01:08:17Please take a seat.
01:08:19I'm a decoy.
01:08:21Oh, I'm sorry.
01:08:23I did it again.
01:08:25I'm so sorry.
01:08:27I'm just a decoy.
01:08:29You're right.
01:08:31You're the most decoy among the customers who came recently.
01:08:33You're right.
01:08:35Who's a decoy?
01:08:37How many people are there?
01:08:39One person.
01:08:41I can't see.
01:08:43I'm not happy.
01:08:45You look like two people.
01:08:47Go to bed.
01:08:49I don't have enough sleep.
01:08:51I'll show you your seat.
01:08:53Please make it the widest seat.
01:08:55Let's go.
01:08:57Table size roulette start!
01:08:59What?
01:09:01Please say stop at the right size.
01:09:03Please say stop at the right size.
01:09:05Stopper!
01:09:07Sylvania Family!
01:09:09What are you doing?
01:09:11I can't do this.
01:09:13Please sit here.
01:09:15YVTP2EXHOB4
01:09:17YVTP2EXHOB4
01:09:19YVTP2EXHOB4
01:09:21It's a Wi-Fi password.
01:09:23I'm scared.
01:09:25I thought I was broken.
01:09:27This is the menu.
01:09:29Is there a service here?
01:09:31Please follow SNS account.
01:09:33Please follow SNS account.
01:09:35I'm not Justin Bieber.
01:09:37I'm No Bieber.
01:09:39If you show me the ball,
01:09:41I'll give you a student ID.
01:09:43It's the other way around.
01:09:45I can go to school if you show me the ball.
01:09:47Go to school with a ball?
01:09:49Don't say that.
01:09:51I'll have a soju ramen.
01:09:53I'll have a soju ramen.
01:09:55Jump in!
01:09:57Is the kitchen okay?
01:09:59What's going on?
01:10:01Is the kitchen okay?
01:10:21That's all.
01:10:23That's a long song.
01:10:25That's a long song.
01:10:27You can sing all.
01:10:29You can sing all.
01:10:31This is the menu.
01:10:41You ramen is delicious.
01:10:43There is a message at the bottom of the bowl.
01:10:45Drink the soup.
01:10:49It's free to change the point.
01:10:51It's late.
01:10:53I've already drunk all the soup.
01:10:55You're going to break it!
01:10:56The Wi-Fi?
01:10:57It's not the Wi-Fi!
01:10:58Stop it!
01:10:59H-O-B-4-V-T-P-S-E-X!
01:11:02Hey!
01:11:03Hey!
01:11:04Don't put a Wi-Fi mark on it!
01:11:08Thank you very much.
01:11:14I can see that he's getting better.
01:11:16He has a good voice.
01:11:17His voice was clear when he came out.
01:11:25Pre-masters
01:11:28The winner of the first prize is...
01:11:35The winner of the first prize is...
01:11:38YARENS!
01:11:41Congratulations!
01:11:43The winner of the first prize is...
01:11:46YARENS!
01:11:48The Manzai!
01:11:55You guys are so tall.
01:11:57You guys are so tall.
01:11:59YARENS!
01:12:01Shut up, you guys!
01:12:02YARENS!
01:12:04Congratulations!
01:12:05My hands hurt.
01:12:07I...
01:12:08I see.
01:12:09What do you mean, I see?
01:12:11I love Japanese sweets.
01:12:12I see.
01:12:13I want to go to a lot of Japanese sweets shops.
01:12:14I see. But be careful.
01:12:15I will.
01:12:16If those Japanese sweets shops are weird,
01:12:18you can't buy delicious Japanese sweets.
01:12:19It's okay.
01:12:22Excuse me.
01:12:24Hello.
01:12:25Oh, is that so?
01:12:27Oh, I made a mistake.
01:12:29Did you make a mistake?
01:12:31Did you make a mistake?
01:12:33Did you make a mistake?
01:12:35I'm sorry.
01:12:36I'm sorry.
01:12:37Welcome.
01:12:38Hello, hello.
01:12:39Oh, it's just my imagination.
01:12:40It's not your imagination.
01:12:41We made eye contact, right?
01:12:42We made eye contact.
01:12:43I'm a customer.
01:12:44Are you a man?
01:12:45Yes.
01:12:46Are you a man?
01:12:47No, I'm not.
01:12:48Why?
01:12:49If you're a man, warm me up.
01:12:50What do you mean?
01:12:51I came here because I like Japanese sweets.
01:12:53Do men like Japanese sweets?
01:12:54Yes.
01:12:55No, no, no.
01:12:56There's no such person.
01:12:57There is.
01:12:58But men like Yu-Gi-Oh more than Japanese sweets, right?
01:13:00It depends on the person.
01:13:02It depends on the person.
01:13:03Do you like summoning demons more than Imo no Youkan?
01:13:06What is that?
01:13:07I don't know that.
01:13:08You don't know?
01:13:09I don't know.
01:13:10I like Imo no Youkan more.
01:13:11That's great.
01:13:12Tell that to Imo no Youkan, too.
01:13:13Imo no Youkan?
01:13:15Imo no Youkan?
01:13:17I like Imo no Youkan.
01:13:19Really?
01:13:20Imo no Youkan?
01:13:21Imo no Youkan?
01:13:22Imo no Youkan?
01:13:23Imo no Youkan?
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01:14:40Imo no Youkan?
01:14:42Buston bag.
01:14:43Buston bag.
01:14:44Eh?
01:14:45Don't make me say ohagi.
01:14:46I thought you'd say it.
01:14:47I thought you'd say it.
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01:16:57It's not sweet.
01:16:58It's not sweet.
01:16:59It's not sweet.
01:17:00It's not sweet.
01:17:01It's not sweet.
01:17:02It's not sweet.
01:17:03It's not sweet.
01:17:04It's not sweet.
01:17:05It's not sweet.