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00:00But do you feel like a nurse?
00:03I don't know yet, but I feel like a patient.
00:06Do you feel like a nurse?
00:08I'm not sure yet.
00:10But I feel like she's not a nurse.
00:11But number 2, I'm sure she's a security guard.
00:14You're too much.
00:16Can't she be a ref?
00:18Can't she be a genie?
00:20She's a genie?
00:22Genie?
00:24And you're a breadwinner.
00:27I won't go home.
00:28You'll go home?
00:29Yes.
00:31But you'll give everything you want because you're wishing.
00:34That's all.
00:36Okay, here's number 2.
00:37Introduce yourself.
00:39What's up, madlang people?
00:42I'm Mark Henry Pinpin,
00:44the breadwinner nurse,
00:46Nanay Cavite.
00:48Oh.
00:49She's serious again.
00:50She's serious.
00:52She looks like the genie in Aladdin.
00:54That's a good part 2 of the breadwinner next year.
00:56Kim's suggestion is right.
00:57Be a genie.
00:59You're a breadwinner but you're a genie.
01:00So I'm just kissing?
01:01I'm just kissing on the forehead,
01:02that's why my hair is so messy.
01:06Bella's too much.
01:09But it's easy to shoot.
01:11I'm always inside a bottle.
01:14I'm just in one location.
01:15You're just chroma-chroma.
01:17It's good that you're right because she's not a writer.
01:20Do that and you'll be the lead.
01:24Number 3.
01:27What's up, madlang people?
01:30I'm Maritess Estrellado,
01:33the breadwinner nurse of Bulacan.
01:37She's a nurse?
01:38No.
01:40Why?
01:41Out of the three,
01:42she's the best.
01:44She is?
01:45I think she's making bento.
01:48Why?
01:49I think she's good at making bento using a tanchan.
01:52I think so.
01:53Betty May from Bulacan,
01:54have you seen her in the hospital?
01:57No, because the last time I saw her,
01:59she was holding her.
02:01She's a masseuse.
02:02You're saying a lot of things.
02:04She's very angry.
02:05A lot of people are angry with her.
02:06Why?
02:07She's spreading gossip.
02:08Why?
02:09Her name is Maritess.
02:10Maritess.
02:11Maritess.
02:16I didn't expect you to laugh.
02:23You're a genius.
02:27I told you.
02:31So that you can really decide
02:32and know who the real breadwinner nurse is,
02:35we have a lot of Ks here.
02:36The first K is
02:37Kilatis.
02:38Let's get closer.
02:41Kilatis it.
02:42Look closely.
02:43Hold it.
02:44Smell it.
02:45We said goodbye.
02:46What did you look at?
02:47Her hands.
02:48Because?
02:49The hands of the nurses are important.
02:51What are the hands of the nurses?
02:54There's blood.
02:56There's blood.
02:57Oh, there's blood.
02:59She should be clean.
03:02She should be clean.
03:05How are you?
03:07Do you see any manifestations of being a nurse?
03:11This band-aid.
03:14You can ask her.
03:16You can ask her.
03:17And the watch is too big to be a nurse.
03:19But you can ask.
03:20Just one.
03:22Maybe to check her heartbeat.
03:24Nurses should really wear a watch.
03:26Yes.
03:27To check.
03:28And to check her heartbeat.
03:30Oh, I'm done with my duty.
03:31I'm done.
03:32It's been a long time since I was on duty.
03:34One question only.
03:35No follow-up, please.
03:36Why are you a nurse?
03:39That's my calling.
03:40I want to take care of patients
03:42and I need to apply to my family to take care of them.
03:45That's her calling.
03:46She wants to take care of them.
03:47She said calling.
03:48Oh, she's an on-call nurse.
03:51If that's your calling,
03:52why didn't you go to a call center?
03:54And who's calling?
03:55Yes.
03:56And who's going to take it?
03:57Is it really her?
03:58Okay, let's go to number 2.
04:00Number 1.
04:03Why?
04:04Don't turn too much.
04:05You're so handsome that people can't see you.
04:07I'm sorry.
04:09I'm the only one who's turning.
04:10You should be in the front.
04:12There's the genie.
04:13Make a wish.
04:18Your hand again.
04:19Oh, okay.
04:21Her palm is too small for her arm.
04:24Why?
04:25He's laughing.
04:26He's just stopping her.
04:28Ouch.
04:29It's too small?
04:31Her body is for a bear
04:32and her hand is for a cat.
04:35It's cute.
04:36Her hand is cute.
04:37Look at her hand.
04:45Look at the concentration of this group.
04:49It's like Simo Boy.
04:50It's Simo Boy.
05:01The one who can laugh here is Wampai.
05:03Okay, who's first?
05:04Ryan.
05:05Ryan is laughing.
05:07Ryan.
05:09Okay, Wampai.
05:10Wampai.
05:12Ta-da!
05:14Ta-da!
05:15Ta-da!
05:16Ta-da!
05:17Nothing.
05:18Your voice is too small.
05:20Okay, Darren.
05:21I don't have Wampai.
05:22Okay, Darren.
05:23Darren.
05:25Is it Wampai?
05:26Wampai.
05:27This kid is a good commentator.
05:28He's so good.
05:30You know what?
05:31I came home earlier and I was in traffic.
05:35Actually, it's already traffic in December.
05:39The cat is in the garden.
05:40It's a pity.
05:41The cat is in the garden?
05:42Why?
05:43I don't know.
05:44Thank you, brother.
05:45Thank you, Darren.
05:46Thank you, Darren.
05:47Thank you, Darren.
05:49What are you doing, Darren?
05:50What are you doing, Darren?
05:51Your intro is good.
05:52You're a good comedian.
05:54I'm bothering Darren.
05:56But look.
05:57He did it for your Wampai.
05:59They laughed.
06:01You laughed, right?
06:02You laughed, right?
06:04We're just late.
06:05They laughed.
06:07You should ask him.
06:09I'll ask you.
06:12What do you think is your purpose in being a nurse?
06:17In being a nurse?
06:20Are you a contestant?
06:21Oh, sorry.
06:22Hurry up.
06:23Let me lighten up first.
06:28This is good, right?
06:30Whitening.
06:31Can I have my pasta?
06:32Yes, you can.
06:36It's windy.
06:37It's a light cure, right?
06:38It's a light cure.
06:39It's like what Ann Curtis did yesterday.
06:41When I put Ann Curtis' mouth here, it looked like a Christmas light.
06:48Yes, brother.
06:49What is your question again?
06:50What is your purpose in being a nurse?
06:53For me...
06:54Oh, your voice is so small.
06:55It's really for you.
06:57Okay, sir.
06:58For you.
06:59For me, my purpose in being a nurse is...
07:03I don't want to repeat what happened to my father when he had a heart attack.
07:09I want to do something at the time of emergency.
07:16Don't cry, baby.
07:18What happened?
07:19What happened?
07:20What happened?
07:21Don't cry.
07:22It's okay.
07:24He had a heart attack because of trauma.
07:26Oh, my God.
07:28His father had a heart attack.
07:29He was there.
07:30But he couldn't do anything.
07:32He had tissue.
07:33Do you know how hard it is?
07:36You know, in life, you need help, but you can't help.
07:40Do you know how hard it is?
07:42It's so hard.
07:43Why?
07:44His answer was, no.
07:47That's your answer?
07:48Yes.
07:49He said, no.
07:50Basher.
07:51How hard is it?
07:52He said, no.
07:53Why did you come here?
07:54So that he can't support you.
07:55He said, no.
07:57That's your answer?
07:58Do you know how hard it is?
08:00That's your answer, right?
08:01Yes.
08:02He said, no.
08:05That's not how you look at me.
08:07I'm serious.
08:10Right?
08:11Yes.
08:12Childhood trauma.
08:13Wow.
08:15Wow.
08:16I saw this in Thailand.
08:18What is he doing?
08:19What is he doing?
08:20He's lying down.
08:21He's wearing gold.
08:23That's not him.
08:24That's not him.
08:25He's wearing gold.
08:26A lot of tourists are taking pictures of him.
08:27He's wearing gold.
08:28That's not him.
08:29This is so random.
08:31Let's go here.
08:34Hi.
08:35He looks like Rashandala.
08:36The one you took.
08:37There's another one.
08:38His eyes.
08:39And he has two colors.
08:41Don't cover Kim.
08:42He can't see you.
08:43He's Lakam.
08:44He's not Lakam.
08:45He's not Lakam.
08:47He's not Lakam.
08:48Did you kiss Ate Lakam?
08:49That's why.
08:50My sister is missing.
08:51Hi, Lakam.
08:54What's your last name?
08:55Beanie?
08:56Why is your name Lakam?
08:57Lakam Beanie?
08:58Lakam Beanie means princess.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Lakam Beanie, that's you.
09:01I have a friend whose name is also Lakam.
09:03But his last name is too long.
09:04What's his last name?
09:05Bibikam, Bibikam, Bibikam.
09:07Lakam Bibikam, Bibikam, Bibikam.
09:10You gotta give me love and then you gotta give me some.
09:14I'll order a Chowpan.
09:16What's happening?
09:18Chowpan, Ate.
09:19No, I like his aura.
09:21His aura?
09:23I feel like he's a sweet person.
09:26Sweet.
09:28Very sweet.
09:29Poker face but he still has a smile.
09:32Ate's lips are beautiful, right?
09:33You know, his lips are kissable.
09:35Yeah.
09:36Right?
09:37His lips are kissable.
09:38That's what I'm saying.
09:39That's how our fish is.
09:40That's how our fish is.
09:42That's how our fish is.
09:44And he has eyeliner.
09:45He has eyeliner.
09:48See, Ate has a shape.
09:50Do you feel like he's a nurse?
09:51Why?
09:52He can.
09:53Yes, I'm still leaning towards Ate for her.
09:57No, you should be here.
09:58Leaning towards.
10:00Because he's the one who's leaning.
10:02In the toilet.
10:03In the toilet.
10:04He's not like that.
10:05You've already kissed all three of them.
10:07While we're walking, think about the number you're going to shout.
10:10We'll also ask you who the breadwinner nurse is.
10:13Two of you are not the breadwinner nurse.
10:17Only one is the truth.
10:18So, in the first round, Kyle.
10:20Who's the breadwinner nurse?
10:24One, two, or three.
10:27The breadwinner nurse for now is…
10:31You're going to the grave.
10:34I'm just joking because I feel like anytime I have a…
10:40I thought it's Christmas.
10:41I thought it's Christmas.
10:52Why is your skirt moving?
10:54Because when we're scared, we stand up to you.
11:00Your skirt is moving.
11:01It's not your skirt, it's your skirt.
11:05Hey, a lot of people are watching.
11:06Why?
11:07He's such a kid.
11:09Go inside your room.
11:11Do you know the feeling of someone asking for a gift from their grandfather?
11:17So, who is it?
11:18One, two, three.
11:19Number three.
11:21Three.
11:22You've been saying it for a while.
11:23Let's see if you can defend it until the end.
11:25Okay.
11:26What's our next K?
11:28Kilos.
11:29Kilos.
11:30Kilos.
11:31What's going to happen to Kilos?
11:33He's going to move.
11:34They're going to move.
11:35He's going to move.
11:36That's when we'll know who the breadwinner nurse is.
11:38We're going to do an X-ray.
11:40They're going to move.
11:42It depends on the circumstances.
11:44They need to move and prove that they're a nurse.
11:49You'll be able to catch a bit here.
11:51Yes.
11:52It's not different from the ones chosen in ONE.
11:54Are we looking for a nurse?
11:55Yes.
11:56Why is there a Karinder set-up?
11:58No, he's going to put gauze.
12:01Gauze.
12:02That's why I put it.
12:06Gauze.
12:07Gauze.
12:08Gauze.
12:10Number one, you'll be able to go to your station.
12:13You need to show the Kilos of a nurse.
12:16How will a nurse move if the patient is afraid to get an injection?
12:22Ryan, come in.
12:24Hi, sir. Good afternoon.
12:26Good afternoon.
12:27I was bitten by a dog that I didn't know.
12:30I felt bad.
12:31What should I do?
12:33When did you get bitten by a dog?
12:34Just a while ago.
12:35Five minutes ago.
12:36Where did you get bitten by a dog?
12:38Here in Tuhut.
12:39I was bitten by a dog.
12:40Can I see it, sir?
12:41Tuhut?
12:42Yes.
12:43I was punched.
12:44Yes.
12:45Let me see.
12:46It's hard here.
12:47Show him the Tuhut.
12:48That's the real one.
12:49Show him the Tuhut.
12:50That's the real injection.
12:51OMG.
12:52Should I take off my pants?
12:53I need to see it.
12:54Are you from Malaysia?
12:55I'm not from Malaysia.
12:56I just work in a park.
12:57Just lift it up.
12:58It doesn't seem to fit there.
13:00It fits.
13:01I was bitten by a dog.
13:02It's so big.
13:03He was bitten on the forehead.
13:04It's so big.
13:05But it's good.
13:06It's just garlic.
13:07Show him your Hadhad.
13:08Show him your Hadhad.
13:09Show him your Hadhad.
13:10Show him your Hadhad.
13:11Where's the Hadhad?
13:12Where's the Hadhad?
13:13Where's the Hadhad?
13:14Where's the Hadhad?
13:15Where's the Hadhad?
13:16Where's the Hadhad?
13:17Where's the Hadhad?
13:18Where's the Hadhad?
13:19Where's the Hadhad?
13:20Where's the Hadhad?
13:21Where's the Hadhad?
13:22Where's the Hadhad?
13:23Where's the Hadhad?
13:24Where's the Hadhad?
13:25Where's the Hadhad?
13:26Where's the Hadhad?
13:27Where's the Hadhad?
13:28Where's the Hadhad?
13:29Where's the Hadhad?
13:30Where's the Hadhad?
13:31Where's the Hadhad?
13:32Where's the Hadhad?
13:33Where's the Hadhad?
13:34Where's the Hadhad?
13:35Where's the Hadhad?
13:36Where's the Hadhad?
13:37Where's the Hadhad?
13:38Where's the Hadhad?
13:39Where's the Hadhad?
13:40Where's the Hadhad?
13:41Where's the Hadhad?
13:42Where's the Hadhad?
13:43Where's the Hadhad?
13:44Where's the Hadhad?
13:45Where's the Hadhad?
13:46Where's the Hadhad?
13:47Where's the Hadhad?
13:48Where's the Hadhad?
13:49Where's the Hadhad?
13:50Where's the Hadhad?
13:51Where's the Hadhad?
13:52Where's the Hadhad?
13:53Where's the Hadhad?
13:54Where's the Hadhad?
13:55Where's the Hadhad?
13:56Where's the Hadhad?
13:57Where's the Hadhad?
13:58Where's the Hadhad?
13:59I don't know how to inject it.
14:01Just relax.
14:02I'm scared.
14:03Give him an injection.
14:04Give him an injection.
14:05Sir, can I not inject it?
14:07I'm scared.
14:08And there's a hole in the tube.
14:10How do I inject it?
14:12You can't inject it through a hole, sir.
14:14If we don't inject it,
14:16the rabies might spread to your body.
14:18It will affect you more.
14:19But it's just a medicine.
14:20You'll put it in the tube.
14:21Just don't inject it.
14:22Sir, there's no medicine
14:24when you're bitten by a dog.
14:25Give him an injection.
14:26Give him an injection.
14:27Hey, that's true.
14:28Relax.
14:29That's true.
14:30Give him an injection.
14:31Give him an injection.
14:32Give him an injection.
14:33That's true.
14:34That's true.
14:35Wait, there's a rabbit.
14:36That's true.
14:37Take off your cover.
14:38That's true.
14:39There's a rabbit.
14:40Just relax, sir.
14:41Just stand up.
14:42It might not be a nurse.
14:44Hold on.
14:45Hold on.
14:46Why?
14:47When there's an emergency,
14:49don't we cut off the clothes?
14:50Yes.
14:51We cut off the clothes.
14:55It might not be a nurse.
14:56He's not a nurse.
14:58If he's not a nurse, will you get an injection?
15:00Relax, sir.
15:02I'm not sure if you're really a nurse.
15:04You can apologize later.
15:06I'm sorry.
15:08You have a salary here. I saw it.
15:12Injection on his face.
15:16Injection!
15:18Injection!
15:20It's cold!
15:22What?
15:24Relax, sir.
15:26It's cold!
15:28You thought it was real?
15:30Yes, sir.
15:32Relax, sir.
15:36Calm down, sir.
15:38Calm down, sir.
15:40We need an injection.
15:44He's still alive.
15:46Here, sir.
15:48Relax, sir.
15:50When I say inhale, inhale.
15:52So you won't feel anything.
15:54Look up so you can see.
15:56Don't turn around!
15:58Don't turn around!
16:00Don't turn around!
16:02Relax, sir.
16:04Relax.
16:06Your eyes don't look sincere.
16:08He's sincere in apologizing.
16:10We need an injection, sir.
16:12You're not a nurse.
16:14I'm just acting.
16:16I'm just acting.
16:18Relax, sir.
16:24I'm just acting.
16:26We need an injection on his face.
16:28It's cold.
16:30I won't be able to walk tomorrow.
16:32It's up to you.
16:36It's cold.
16:38It's really cold.
16:40It's cold.
16:42He's crazy.
16:44He's crazy.
16:46He's not a nurse.
16:48He's a mananay.
16:50He knows how to use the carayu.
16:52He's just acting.
16:54I need an injection.
16:56It's like he's going to puke.
17:00He's like a nurse.
17:02You thought the injection was a pimple.
17:04At number 2,
17:06go to your station.
17:08Your scene is...
17:10Teddy is complaining
17:12because he's dizzy
17:14because he ate a lechon.
17:16His BP is rising.
17:18Doc!
17:20I got an injection.
17:24Doc, I'm a bit dizzy
17:26because I ate
17:282 kilos of lechon.
17:30I'm Nurse Henry, sir.
17:32What's your name?
17:34I'm Nurse Henry.
17:38What can I do for you?
17:40Can you get my BP?
17:42Can we get closer?
17:44Here?
17:46What was the last thing you ate?
17:48There's a mascot in the hospital.
17:50He's a nurse.
17:52There's a genie in Aladdin.
17:58I ate a lechon.
18:00He's wearing gloves.
18:02He's going to get the lechon from Bunganga.
18:04Why are you wearing gloves?
18:06Did you get a headache?
18:08My stomach hurts.
18:10I can't move.
18:14What did you eat, Teddy?
18:16Lechon.
18:18Lechon skin.
18:20There's a bit of chest pain.
18:22What kind of chest pain is this?
18:24From scale 1 to 10,
18:26it's about 92.
18:2892?
18:30What kind of chest pain is this?
18:32Does it hurt?
18:34There's a lot of hollow blocks.
18:36There's a lot of hollow blocks.
18:40Since when did you feel this, sir?
18:42Since 2012.
18:44Is this the first time this happened to you?
18:46Sir, the patient might die.
18:48Didn't you go to the lab?
18:50Hurry up, sir.
18:52I've been here for a while.
18:54This is the first time.
18:56This is the third time.
18:58The first time was
19:00when I was one and a half years old.
19:02When I was one and a half years old.
19:04I also ate chicharron.
19:06Do you remember that?
19:08One and a half years old.
19:10Do you have a chest pain?
19:12Yes, I do.
19:14My father has a chest pain.
19:18Okay, sir.
19:20Is it painful?
19:22Is it tight, sir?
19:24It's not too tight.
19:26It's not too loose.
19:28It's just right.
19:30Let me calm down first
19:32while I check the blood pressure.
19:34And the assistant nurse,
19:36please help me.
19:38Okay, sir.
19:40It's not too tight.
19:42It's not too tight.
19:44Is it necessary to hold this
19:46on the head?
19:48You can calm down.
19:50115 overacting.
19:52Sorry, sir.
19:54150 overacting?
19:56Sorry, sir.
19:58You're the craziest.
20:00You're the craziest.
20:02Your BP is 150 overacting.
20:04I like that.
20:06You're the craziest.
20:08You're the craziest, sir.
20:10But it's good, sir.
20:12Your BP is good.
20:14Your BP is good.
20:16I'm just trying to calm you down, sir.
20:18How do you feel now?
20:20It's a bit...
20:22I was bitten by your assistant.
20:24What are you writing?
20:26He's writing a prescription.
20:28Nurses shouldn't write prescriptions, right?
20:30No, it's good.
20:32It's a bit ugly.
20:34Maybe he's a doctor.
20:36He's a doctor.
20:38There's a history in the family
20:40of heart disease.
20:42You're a doctor, right?
20:44Why are you studying history?
20:46Sir, I'm not a doctor.
20:48I'm a nurse.
20:50You're a nurse? Sorry.
20:52Nurse at Genie.
20:54She's still a nurse.
20:56Don't drink medicine.
20:58Just make a wish.
21:00Just make a wish.
21:02Thank you very much.