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00:00I do think it's funny the things that dudes do to be attractive to women.
00:04Because, like, we're dumb, so we pick something dumb, like flying a kite.
00:08But then, like, occasionally you meet a guy who picks right,
00:11and it's the scariest guy in the world.
00:13Have we ever seen this?
00:15No, no one in this room has ever seen a man successfully hit on a woman.
00:20All right, all right.
00:21I don't know, I saw it once.
00:22I was with a bunch of friends.
00:24We went over to this guy we know's place, and he had a guitar on the wall.
00:27And I was like, oh, dude, can you play something on that guitar?
00:30He's like, yeah, of course.
00:32And he picks it up, and he starts playing that song from A Star is Born.
00:36You know?
00:37The, I'm on the deep end.
00:39The Lady Gaga song, yeah.
00:41He starts playing that.
00:42Every woman in the room starts singing along.
00:44He finishes the song, and I was like, oh, dude, can you play a second song on the guitar?
00:53I swear to God, he said, I don't need to learn a second song.
00:57That's the scariest man in the world.