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00:00The worst part about like going out on a date is I always have to drive like this teenage babysitter
00:06home. There's like nothing to talk about with like I have nothing in common with a teenage girl
00:10and then there's also this like underlying vibe that like all older men are predators
00:17and you have to alleviate that and I always do. I'm like hey just you know I find you extremely
00:25unattractive. You're like to me like a sheep or a chair. There's nothing for me here.
00:34You're like a lamp. Hopefully that makes you feel more comfortable.
00:41And the rest is drive home. I was driving this girl home and then there was this like awful
00:48lull in conversation and then I like freaked out and then I accidentally revealed that I'm
00:54kind of worried about money. Oh my god humiliate. Poor girl. She's trying desperately to like make
01:05small talk. She's like how was dinner? I was like it was expensive. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
01:15She's like have you tried babysitting? I'm like oh.