Whether it’s making fun of each other or arguing over Huma's birthday present, these siblings pulled no punches. Watch as Nihal tries and fails to maintain the peace in this absolutely hilarious and chaotic episode. Check it out. #BrutSauce
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00:00Oh, that's so hard, chill, chill, chill, chill, wow, thank you guys for inviting me to your
00:16house.
00:17Thank you for coming.
00:18You forced us to invite you.
00:19That's not true.
00:20That's not true.
00:21Welcome, buddy.
00:22A beautiful artsy house going on here.
00:25Thanks.
00:26I think that's a compliment, right?
00:27Yeah, of course it's a compliment.
00:29And you're like artsy?
00:30I hope that's a good thing.
00:31Of course it is.
00:32So, who's the mastermind behind this?
00:34I have no...
00:35Saqib.
00:36Saqib is great with aesthetic stuff.
00:38Is it?
00:39Yeah.
00:40Why do I feel like that's sarcastic?
00:41Basically, all I've done in this house...
00:43Actually, in this room, nothing.
00:45In my bedroom, the bed that I have is what I've looked into.
00:49You mean the unmade bed with the dirty clothes on top, that part?
00:52Shots fired already, 30 seconds in.
00:55And one couch in my room.
00:57But besides that, I have to be honest, it's been Huma and my mother.
01:00So, is green any reason for painting everything green?
01:03Actually, not really.
01:04It's just that I think it makes it more, I don't know, airy.
01:09Your nail polish is the same.
01:11Yeah, I matched it to the one.
01:12Green is my favourite colour and my sister really loves green.
01:14So, she thought she should just design it in her colour.
01:17Actually, when we got the vertical garden, I just realised it's going to become such a tropical forest vibe.
01:21So, it just happened.
01:22The next time you come, I might change the colour.
01:24I see, okay.
01:25So, there might be a next time.
01:26That's awesome.
01:27So, this is quite a statement piece and then we have some family photos over here.
01:31Can you talk to us a little bit about this?
01:33That's mum and dad.
01:35That's Huma.
01:36The three of us.
01:37That's of course me.
01:38That's my mother.
01:40Huma, is that you?
01:42Yes, that is me.
01:43This is Huma.
01:44That's me with my, yeah.
01:45So cute.
01:46Hamiba is Huma.
01:47With these hands, nice.
01:48And yes.
01:49Right, so I was doing some research.
01:51Huma, it's birthday month.
01:52Oh, Huma.
01:53Yes, any plans?
01:54What's happening?
01:55Huma is very excited.
01:56I actually am very excited about my birthday.
01:57I love my birthday.
01:58She's underplaying it for some reason.
01:59No, no, I love my birthday.
02:00I think like birthdays, anniversaries, New Years, these are special days.
02:04I can work so hard.
02:05Huma is that person.
02:06If it's her birthday, like on the 28th, from the 1st of July.
02:10It starts on the 1st, yeah.
02:11I'm like, it's my birthday.
02:12It's my birthday month, guys.
02:13What are you getting me?
02:14What are we doing?
02:15I'm excited.
02:16This is what I want.
02:17This is my list.
02:18Have you got a gift for her yet?
02:19Not, no.
02:20There is a while.
02:21I don't know if I want a gift or something.
02:22I just want to give you love.
02:23I don't want your love.
02:24I want a gift.
02:25I don't want his love.
02:26Okay.
02:27I don't want his love.
02:28This pandemic has made me realize that you need to love your near and dear ones.
02:32So I just want to give you love.
02:33Get a closer, guys.
02:34Get a closer.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Stay away.
02:37Stay away.
02:38How would you rate his gift giving skills over the years?
02:39Oh.
02:40I think Saqib has given me, actually he does pamper me a lot.
02:42I have to admit, yeah.
02:44He disagrees.
02:45He disagrees.
02:46He's saying it's a lie.
02:47You're lying.
02:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:49He's the most pampered one.
02:50Hi, Bubblers.
02:51Hi, Bubblers.
02:52Hi, Bubblers.
02:53Are you familiar with Gen Z lingo?
02:55Oh, damn.
02:56So Gen Zs are after 96?
02:5896, yeah.
02:59Yeah.
03:00Are you guys familiar?
03:01You're familiar?
03:02Like internet lingo.
03:03Like a little bit.
03:04Okay.
03:05A little French in there.
03:06That came out of nowhere.
03:07Okay.
03:08I have no idea.
03:09I'm trying to sound cool.
03:10Nice.
03:11Before the interview, she would have just googled it.
03:12Google it.
03:13She wouldn't have told us.
03:14She would have asked us.
03:15What rubbish.
03:16She had a brochure.
03:17She had a brochure.
03:18Let's go.
03:19So I bring you to our next segment.
03:20Okay, Boomer.
03:21Let's go on some of the Gen Z lingo, okay?
03:23We're millennials, na?
03:24No, what are we?
03:25You are millennials.
03:26Technically, yeah.
03:27So the first word is dough.
03:30Dough?
03:31Yeah.
03:32Money, money, money.
03:33Okay, wow.
03:34Alright, okay.
03:35Nice.
03:36I thought there was a buzzer or something you had to say.
03:37No, you can say it.
03:38There's a prize.
03:39Have you got a hamper?
03:40Yes.
03:41Oh, there is.
03:42No budget.
03:43Brute has no budget.
03:44Okay, okay.
03:45Next word is snack.
03:46Hot.
03:47Hot.
03:48Like he's such a snack.
03:49Okay.
03:50I'm pretty impressed.
03:51A guy is such a snack.
03:52OP.
03:53OP?
03:54Operating power.
03:55What does that mean?
03:56Okay, let's explore that.
03:57What does that mean?
03:58That's what I was saying.
03:59She just read some words online quickly and she's like, I'll say this, I'll sound it.
04:00Right, right.
04:01Sometimes...
04:02So OP means overpowered.
04:03Oh.
04:04It came from the gaming community and now we use it for...
04:05What's up, guys?
04:06But why can't it be operating power?
04:07Because it's not.
04:08I don't know, like...
04:09Yeah, that's why...
04:10Just kill him.
04:11Just kill him.
04:12Just kill him.
04:13Just kill him.
04:14Just kill him.
04:15Just kill him.
04:16Just kill him.
04:17Just kill him.
04:18Just kill him.
04:19Just kill him.
04:20Straight kill him.
04:21Kill him.
04:22Kill him for making fun of me.
04:23Why though?
04:24Okay, yeah.
04:25Okay.
04:26He'll also answer.
04:27The next one is low-key.
04:28Low-key like someone...
04:29Low-key?
04:30Like just...
04:31No, or low-key like...
04:32Like...
04:33Like...
04:34Oi.
04:35That's the right answer.
04:36You're not low-key.
04:37That's the right...
04:38You're not low-key for sure.
04:39Okay, I'll keep playing with him.
04:40Okay, go.
04:41Yeah.
04:42Nobody answered.
04:43Somebody who just wants to just lie low?
04:44No, I don't know.
04:45Okay.
04:46Low-key.
04:47Like low-key as in like third low-key.
04:49That's what I mean.
04:50That's what I mean.
04:51Oh, you guys started really strong.
04:53Now it's...
04:54Okay, low-key means in small moderation.
04:56So, I can say like,
04:57I low-key like this movie.
04:59It's growing on me.
05:00You can say it like that.
05:01Really?
05:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:03I low-key like this movie?
05:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:05Low-key like this interview?
05:06Where did you learn your English?
05:07That's the slang.
05:08Like, what is that?
05:09So, guys, how do you sort of chill?
05:10How do you guys hang out at home?
05:11Like this.
05:12Exactly like this.
05:13We'll have a pesky friend come,
05:14ask us like a bunch of questions.
05:16And then my dog tries to distract us.
05:18Okay.
05:19I like to read about people though.
05:21Okay.
05:22Like, and I'm a massive cricket fan.
05:24So, I've read almost every autobiography
05:27of every cricketer.
05:29Or mostly all the sports people.
05:31He has sometimes the same book
05:32of the same cricketer twice.
05:33Twice.
05:34But you have the book already.
05:35Again.
05:36I'm like, I would read it twice, man.
05:37Twice over.
05:38But why did you buy the book?
05:39Read the same book again.
05:41I don't know.
05:42I don't even remember sometimes
05:43when I've read this book.
05:44I respect that though.
05:45Sometimes you get confused
05:46if you've read something or not.
05:47So, next I thought
05:48it would be a fun segment
05:49if we would pit you two
05:51against each other
05:52and play a game of Pictionary.
05:54Easy.
05:55You guys are familiar, right?
05:56You wanna go first?
05:57I want you to go first.
05:58Okay, I'll go first.
05:59Very sweet.
06:00Alright, here is your board.
06:01Lovely.
06:04Uma, just give it a little shake.
06:06Please.
06:08Just draw well, son.
06:09Just draw well.
06:10Okay, brother.
06:11And your time starts now.
06:16A swimming pool?
06:17A vessel?
06:18What?
06:19Guys, 10 seconds left.
06:20What?
06:21There are stones there.
06:22Sorry.
06:23Okay, no.
06:24Wait, wait, wait.
06:25No, no, no.
06:26I'm sorry.
06:27And 3, 2, 1.
06:30Oh, God.
06:31MF Hussain, guys.
06:32MF Hussain.
06:34This is...
06:35I don't know what art is this.
06:36This is like COVID.
06:37What was your word?
06:38Scrambled egg.
06:39That's egg and that's toast.
06:41I thought I'll make him guess
06:43like an egg
06:44and then what kind of egg.
06:45This was really bad.
06:47He just had to...
06:48I don't want to tell her
06:49how horrible she is.
06:50Can you just say it for me?
06:53Oh, I have to.
06:55You have another pen.
06:56I can draw too.
06:57No?
06:58Oh, yeah.
06:59You're totally ambidextrous.
07:00Actually, I am ambidextrous.
07:02But I am.
07:03See, I can write with this hand.
07:04See, Uma.
07:05We decided just in the name
07:06of an interview.
07:07We just won't say anything
07:08that comes to our mind.
07:10No, that's good.
07:11That's good.
07:12We'll give it to her, Uma.
07:13I am ambidextrous.
07:15You have both hands
07:16that work
07:17but you still can't draw.
07:23Rays are coming out
07:24of this cartoon's eyes.
07:26Yes.
07:27See, I know what this is.
07:28But this one
07:29is such a bad...
07:33Uma, just guess it.
07:34Yeah, say it.
07:35Say it so that we know
07:36we're on the same page.
07:37My eyes are watering.
07:38My nose is watering.
07:39It's so funny.
07:40You're explicit.
07:44What the hell is this?
07:45Oh, s**t.
07:46Guess it.
07:47Just guess it.
07:48She's wasting my time.
07:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:51What an artist.
07:52Nailed it.
07:53Brother.
07:54Friend.
07:55High five.
07:56High five.
07:57Buddy.
07:58Ritesh.
07:59High five, brother.
08:00I have one brother.
08:01Let's not listen to them.
08:02I have one.
08:03High five, guys.
08:04High five.
08:05High five.
08:06What does art mean?
08:07Define it for us.
08:08I need a tissue paper, please.
08:09This is a human hand.
08:10Yeah, it's a kid's hand.
08:12Make sure that a kid also sanitizes it.
08:14I'm trying to give a message.
08:15There's a message there.
08:16That's deep.
08:17I want to have one more attempt.
08:19Sure.
08:20A redemption, perhaps.
08:21Alright, let's go for it.
08:23Can we give her like 45 minutes?
08:25Bro.
08:26Oh, God.
08:27This is tough.
08:28It's not even impossible.
08:29It's un-possible now.
08:30It's un-possible.
08:31Well said, sir.
08:32Wow.
08:33I can see so much character in it already.
08:34Your time starts now.
08:35What is this?
08:36Come on.
08:37This just looks wrong.
08:38Can you just...
08:39No, wait.
08:40A bird?
08:43Forest officer?
08:44What?
08:45What the heck?
08:46Three, two, and one.
08:49What language is that?
08:51Oh, God.
08:52Get a close-up, guys.
08:53No, no, no.
08:54Get a close-up fast before...
08:55Okay, I'll try one more time.
08:56Okay, wait.
08:57Hang on.
08:58Alright.
08:59Just take all the time.
09:00One second.
09:01Come, we'll finish the interview.
09:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:03She's going to take a while, baba.
09:04So, what was your word?
09:05What was your word?
09:06The word was vegetarian.
09:07So, I was saying this is a man who's a non-vegetarian.
09:09But how do you draw the meaning?
09:10Just give me a hug on this, man.
09:12It's okay.
09:13Take it easy.
09:14It's lateral thinking, guys.
09:15I'm thinking like...
09:16Wow.
09:17Okay.
09:18This is how Steve Jobs thought.
09:19You guys know anything.
09:20Yeah.
09:21I think true art is in a person's soul.
09:23My soul is artistry.
09:25Okay, yeah.
09:26Let's not go there.
09:28One second.
09:29One second, Uma.
09:30Calm down.
09:31Who usually wins at a game of Ludo?
09:35He cheats.
09:36I win.
09:37How do you cheat at Ludo, though?
09:38Oh, he's a cheater.
09:39Yeah.
09:40How can he cheat?
09:41That's what I'm saying.
09:42He can because he'll be like,
09:43my goatee isn't dead,
09:44but he'll revive it.
09:45He'll do all that.
09:46One of those.
09:47Then he'll do like,
09:48oh, I accidentally dropped my hand.
09:49Because Uma's ambidextrous, guys.
09:52So, because...
09:54So, she's moving this goatee of hers.
09:56She's with the other hand,
09:57moves the other one also.
09:59Because...
10:00That's solid.
10:01I want to see who was paying attention.
10:02I want to talk like how he's talking.
10:03Such a cute accent.
10:04Can I?
10:05Yeah, please go for it.
10:06For the rest of the interview.
10:07Yeah, perfect.
10:08Yeah, perfect, nice.
10:09Let's go, brother.
10:11Let's go, brother.
10:12I want you guys to give some knowledge
10:14to your younger audience
10:15using the words that you've learnt here today.
10:19The Gen Z lingo.
10:22What are the other words?
10:23I forgot now.
10:24You weren't paying attention.
10:25Oh.
10:29She was smooth AF.
10:31You're smooth AF and you're OP.
10:33Okay, okay.
10:34This was a bad idea.
10:35This was a bad idea.
10:36We had a lot of fun competing with you guys against each other.
10:38Saw you compete.
10:39Let's end on a wholesome note.
10:41A wholesome, yes.
10:42Family.
10:43Hold my hand.
10:44Share.
10:45Can you both share?
10:46Happy Diwali, guys.
10:47Happy Rakshabandhan.
10:49To all your loved ones.
10:50Sorry, Rakshabandhan?
10:51Happy Rakshabandhan to all of you.
10:54Okay, lovely.
10:55Eid Mubarak, brothers.
10:56Eid Mubarak.
10:57Besakhi, Holi, Diwali.
10:59Yeah, do it.
11:00Shut up.
11:01What do we share?
11:02A core memory from your childhood
11:03that you share with each other.
11:04Does it have to be traumatic?
11:05Yes.
11:06A core one.
11:07It could be fun.
11:08It could be sweet.
11:09Anything.
11:10A core memory.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Please tell us a wholesome story.
11:13Yeah, let's hear it.
11:14The thing about our family is that
11:16even though something bad or whatever would happen,
11:19we have this stupid habit of making everything into a funny story.
11:23So even if something traumatic would happen,
11:25when we would narrate it a few days later,
11:28we would always put a funny spin to it.
11:30Oh, that time, remember?
11:31When dad was unwell and you were so terrified.
11:35Just accept it, we don't have wholesome stories now.
11:39Our childhood was traumatic.
11:41She was doing so well.
11:42I was doing so well.
11:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:44All the bad things that happened to us.
11:46When I tell you that story, it will become a funny story.
11:49Wow.
11:50Should we tell him the cricket ball...
11:54When I tried to kill you.
11:56That's a wholesome story.
11:58That's a wholesome story.
11:59So what happened, we were in Delhi.
12:01We were growing up.
12:02Playing cricket.
12:03Playing cricket.
12:04And actually, I was playing cricket with my friends.
12:07My bat, my wicket, my ball.
12:10So my room, right?
12:11Yes.
12:12And if I'm saying I'm not out, I'm not out.
12:14It's called cheating.
12:15One second.
12:16Okay, I didn't say anything.
12:17Can you wait?
12:19But I'm letting you out.
12:20I got you out.
12:21And she had a leather ball in her hand.
12:24And after a bit of a heated discussion,
12:27she threw the ball right on my head.
12:30In my defence...
12:31And I just went like...
12:32Fell flat.
12:35Oh my God, you took him out.
12:36And I didn't move for like about...
12:3810 seconds, maybe.
12:395 seconds.
12:4025-30 seconds.
12:41Oh, please.
12:42Uma, in that time, has said...
12:44Guys, I'm running away.
12:45Please don't tell my family that I did this.
12:47Please guys, I'm going.
12:49And then I've gone like...
12:51I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
12:53No, but I literally told my friends that I think I've killed him.
12:55But let me run away from home.
12:57And then you tell my parents.
12:58Don't tell them now.
12:59Let me first run away far.
13:00You had already planned the escape.
13:01I had already planned the escape.
13:02But then he woke up.
13:03And I heard it.
13:04I'm like, was it planned?
13:05Did she always wanted to kill me?
13:07It just sounded like an opportunity.
13:09We tried to abandon you a few times but you always came back somehow.
13:11Alright guys, I think that's the perfect note to end it.
13:15This is a wholesome story about siblings not killing each other in the end.
13:18Uma and Saqib Qureshi, everybody.
13:20Thank you so much for inviting me to your house.
13:22I will take my leave, guys.
13:24Oh, it's actually Uma, Salim Qureshi and Saqib Salim Qureshi.
13:28So it's Uma Qureshi and Saqib Salim.
13:30Yeah, guys.
13:31You heard it there.
13:32You heard it there first.
13:33Yeah.
13:34You're like, yeah, whatever.
13:35Alright then.
13:36Thank you so much.
13:37This was so much fun.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Will you go now?
13:40Do you know the way?
13:41Oh, your food.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Your food.
13:44Actually, you know, yeah, you can just burn that.
13:46Just take this.
13:47Otherwise, the artist will start again.