“You’ve seen the standard so far, so don’t expect anything.” What happens when Cyrus Broacha sits down with Brut host Nihal Ranjit? Absolute chaos. From arm wrestling each other to a discussion on Bakra, the duo left no joke untold in this hysterical episode. Check it out. #brut_sauce
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00:00Let's keep it on, you can't trust people these days.
00:04How it is?
00:05Hi, I'm here to...
00:06One sec.
00:07Some uncle has come.
00:08Calm down.
00:09Uncle, I'm...
00:10Can I please come in, sir?
00:11Would love to see your house.
00:13Really?
00:14Are you selling something?
00:15Yeah.
00:16Okay, great.
00:17I have some insurance policies.
00:18There he is.
00:26Ladies and gentlemen, we are in Mr. Cyrus Brocha's residence.
00:31Yeah, that's right.
00:32What happened?
00:33Did someone rob you?
00:34Yeah, the wife left.
00:35Okay.
00:36Ah, I get how it is.
00:37Left the dogs and the kids, took everything.
00:38Refused to take my mom.
00:39I said, take my mom at least.
00:40She just walked out.
00:41I see.
00:42So I'm living like a refugee.
00:43This is Malabar Hill where the rich used to live and now it's where the refugees live.
00:46Yeah.
00:47Is this the first interview being done in your house?
00:49No, no, no.
00:50My God, no.
00:51So many interviews.
00:52Just say yes.
00:53Just say yes.
00:54The very first interview ever.
00:55Group exclusive.
00:56This is the first.
00:57I must say, your biceps are even bigger in real life.
00:59Actually, I don't have great arm genetics.
01:00I have very good chest.
01:01Chest, yeah.
01:02Look at those specs.
01:03Get a close-up, guys.
01:04Can you do the...
01:05Oh my God.
01:06I think...
01:07Today I hit a 375.
01:08Okay.
01:09I think that's all the footage we need.
01:10We can end the interview right here.
01:11What a nice conversation this is.
01:12Exactly.
01:13You keep on selling me something, we're discussing bench press.
01:14So, which is your favorite corner in this house?
01:17Wherever there's nobody.
01:18But frankly, you know, we do get a little bit of cross ventilation.
01:21I don't know.
01:22Where are you from?
01:23I'm from Kerala.
01:24You're from Kerala.
01:25You can't lie about it.
01:26Yes.
01:27And you've got far better ventilation.
01:28And they've still got a lot of nature.
01:29God's own country.
01:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31But in Mumbai, we don't have it.
01:32It's just concrete jungle and all that.
01:33Yeah.
01:34So, now with these two ends that we have, there's a bit of breeze.
01:36And I found the spot, actually.
01:37Yes, please.
01:38Sort of both sides hit at the same time.
01:39Yeah.
01:40So, that's somewhere here.
01:41Right here.
01:42On this tile.
01:43Right here.
01:44Okay.
01:45On this tile.
01:46So, you just...
01:47You're a smart aleck, aren't you?
01:50I try.
01:51I try.
01:52I know my Malayali gali.
01:53Today, I had my normal 12 eggs and I eat 12 eggs in the morning after I work out.
01:57Okay.
01:58I see.
01:59After that, I eat less food and it's...
02:00I'm like a Lokenwala model without any work.
02:02I do all that.
02:03What is happening downstairs?
02:05Downstairs in the rooms?
02:07Yeah.
02:08Can we have...
02:09You know, honestly, the truth is that I'm the worst person to do this show with you.
02:11I'll tell you why.
02:12Because this is a very alpha female run, like the Nair community.
02:15Back in the old country.
02:17Yeah.
02:18So, they run the house.
02:19There's my mother, there's my daughter and there's my wife.
02:22Luckily, my mother's watching the games if you get crazy.
02:25So, she's out of it right now.
02:26Wife's in Alibaug and the daughter's in school.
02:28We won't come back.
02:29So, that's why you're talking to me.
02:31I see.
02:32I don't even know anything about this house.
02:34I lied about the ventilation.
02:35I just made it up to kill time.
02:37So, that wasn't your favourite task?
02:38No.
02:39Come on.
02:40Can we get another move?
02:41There it is.
02:42Impeccable.
02:43So, shall we head downstairs?
02:44Very nice.
02:46I try.
02:47Well played.
02:48Little Sanju Samson there.
02:49Can we...
02:50Can we...
02:51Envy means you've already invaded the bloody house.
02:53Okay.
02:54It's like a robber's house.
02:55No, because nobody usually lets me in their bedroom.
02:57You're the first person.
02:58Wow.
02:59Where did that come from?
03:00So, that's the boss's den.
03:02When Aisha's out of town, both the dogs and me are in the bed.
03:06Okay.
03:07Then I have to clean it properly and make sure there's no hair and stuff.
03:10Lot of awards I'm seeing.
03:13That's her.
03:14She's an iron man woman.
03:16Because now, because of the whole culture, we don't say man.
03:19She's an iron person.
03:20She's not the guy who does the history and all that.
03:23She's an iron person.
03:24And then a lot more medals over there.
03:26Who's those?
03:27They're all hers.
03:28All hers?
03:29I told you it's a female.
03:30My presence, you won't even know in the house.
03:32There's nothing about me here.
03:33I see.
03:34I was in the office with my team and I was asking them what sort of segments should I
03:37do with Cyrus.
03:38And everybody said you should do an arm wrestling challenge with him.
03:41I'm like, you guys said it at the same time.
03:42Did you guys rehearse this?
03:43What's that about?
03:44So, I say a segment should be longer than 2.5 seconds.
03:48Yeah, but I will rise to the occasion.
03:50Brother, I'm sure you'll beat me.
03:51I'm not good at arm wrestling.
03:52Alright, welcome to our next segment where Brute Host takes on Cyrus at an arm wrestling
03:57challenge.
03:58Are you ready, sir?
03:59But should I sledge you a little bit?
04:00I mean, the spirit of sport.
04:02Yeah, I can too.
04:03I see fear in your eyes.
04:04You rascal.
04:05Yeah, I see fear in your eyes.
04:06You mean person.
04:07Because I can see the reflection of myself.
04:09I'm a Malabar hill bully.
04:10It's not easy for us guys.
04:11You're a Malabar bully.
04:12I'm a Malabar hill bully.
04:13Get it?
04:14Nice, nice.
04:15He's got jokes.
04:16Come on.
04:17Let's combine.
04:18Let's go.
04:19Okay.
04:20Now he's sledging me.
04:21I'm ready.
04:22I'm ready.
04:23I'm going to rise to the occasion.
04:24Will you stop making sexual comments?
04:25Old man like myself.
04:26Okay, I feel it.
04:27I feel it.
04:28Take it easy.
04:29Take it easy.
04:30Let's start in three, two, one.
04:33Go.
04:34Okay, don't toy with me.
04:36He's not even, he's not even trying.
04:39Stop it, you bully.
04:40Sir, this show is all I have.
04:43Don't strip me of my dignity.
04:45This is all I have, sir.
04:47This hand is all I have.
04:48Don't toy with me like this.
04:50I'm a small town kid from Kerala with dreams.
04:53I have goals in life.
04:55I want to run a successful chain of yogurt shops.
04:59Okay, that's fake.
05:01That's fake.
05:02Come on.
05:03Let's call it a draw.
05:05No, I think you won.
05:07Fair enough.
05:08Did I actually?
05:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:10Okay, so just why don't you look at camera number six and tell her how strong I was.
05:12Sixteen.
05:13Yeah.
05:14I have never encountered, and I have met the great white shark.
05:17I've met a 200 pound pit bull.
05:19I have fought, not fought, but I've been very close to a tiger fighting with another tiger.
05:23Keep it going.
05:24One of them being Tiger Shroff.
05:25And I have to tell you, this is the greatest and most powerful exponent of martial arts.
05:29This is what he looks like.
05:30There it is.
05:31There it is.
05:32I love it.
05:33I love it.
05:34Okay, but let's talk a little bit about the comedy scene.
05:36What are your views on the current comedy scene in India?
05:40It's a little different from my time, where basically they've got all these little areas
05:43to, you know, play and perform your thing and get known and get well known and get on
05:48Insta and YouTube and these kind of platforms.
05:50So people have options.
05:51So I must say, because of that, we get to see more talent like yourself.
05:56Oh, really?
05:57You think I'm funny?
05:58Well, sexy funny.
05:59Okay.
06:00That's the best combo.
06:01Okay.
06:02Okay.
06:03But now who's flirting with who?
06:04Mild flirting.
06:05Okay.
06:06Yeah.
06:07I think that's a, I wanted hosting tips, right?
06:10What do you do?
06:11Should I call someone?
06:12No, you're the guy.
06:13You're the guy.
06:14Hosting tips.
06:15What do you do when a joke lands flat?
06:18Well, for me, it's the other way around.
06:20Not too many lands.
06:21So I'm okay.
06:22I just keep talking.
06:23Nobody even notices.
06:24It's like I get trained at home because they just ignore everything I say.
06:26I'll keep talking.
06:27So you're used to it.
06:28Yeah.
06:29Are you a comedian?
06:30No.
06:31Thank God.
06:32Pretty good.
06:33Do you have a favorite standup comic in India?
06:34In India?
06:35Yeah.
06:36Yeah.
06:37Are we allowed to mention all the politicians?
06:38Because there's some funny guys there.
06:40Mic.
06:41Okay.
06:42Wow.
06:43Mic drop.
06:44That's a mic drop moment.
06:45So how are you spending time with the family?
06:46What does that look like?
06:47Oh, the pandemic ensured that that's something we've overdone.
06:50So I'm not that happy all the time to spend time with the family.
06:53What can you do?
06:54There's no way out of that.
06:55Forced to.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Yeah.
06:58But do you have a favorite go-to spot in Mumbai where you take the family out?
06:59I go to the Oval with my dogs every day, as far as I can.
07:02And then I fight with people who aren't animal lovers.
07:05Even if they're slightly...
07:06Like, they do this when the dog passes.
07:08I go, ****.
07:09Okay.
07:10Immediately.
07:11Now, in Malayalam, that's...
07:12Yeah.
07:13I told you, I told you.
07:14Okay.
07:15But that's with the dogs.
07:16What about your kids, though?
07:18What are you...
07:19Your daughter comes home from school.
07:20Yeah.
07:21What do you guys do?
07:22She'll ask me to leave the room.
07:23Okay.
07:24And then she'll come to me when she wants to order some food.
07:26Because she uses my phone to...
07:27Got it, got it, got it.
07:28For payment.
07:29Is this Peter?
07:30That's Peter.
07:31Nice to meet you.
07:32Rescue Saluki.
07:33Fastest dog in the world, ladies and gentlemen.
07:34That can't be true.
07:35No, it's true.
07:36The greyhound is faster after about 800 meters.
07:38And then these guys are better hearts.
07:39So, they are faster after that.
07:40Very close.
07:41It's like, first second.
07:42Very close.
07:43Papa, he's making fun of you.
07:45He doesn't believe you're fast.
07:46What is this nonsense?
07:47I'm sorry, Peter.
07:48I didn't mean to judge.
07:49Next, we're going to do a rapid fire.
07:50I'm going to ask you questions.
07:51I want really fast answers.
07:53Yes.
07:54Before I even complete, I want the...
07:55Yes.
07:56He gets it, he gets it.
07:57Okay.
07:5815.
08:00Who would win in an arm wrestling competition,
08:02you or Dwayne The Rock Johnson?
08:04What a stupid question.
08:05I know.
08:06My team wrote it.
08:07It's not me.
08:08Really?
08:09It's a stupid question.
08:10We're not going to answer that.
08:11If you had to describe yourself in one word,
08:12what would it be?
08:13Beautifully lazy.
08:14Because I think it's a glamorous position to be in.
08:17The people are too active and too dynamic.
08:19You have to kill that a little bit.
08:21Well, you could be faster.
08:22What's your biggest pet peeve?
08:23I want a VIP free India.
08:25Join me.
08:26Whichever part of India you're in.
08:28To remove and eradicate this menace of the VIP.
08:30We put them in a boat and we sink it.
08:34If you had $44 billion like Elon,
08:36what would you like to buy?
08:38I'd buy Twitter back and give the 90% Indian staff
08:40back their jobs.
08:41I'm feeling very bad for them.
08:42When was the last time you cried?
08:46I lost my father a little while back.
08:50But otherwise, I cry every time
08:52I have to watch old MTV footage.
08:54Some of Chinnappa's shows,
08:56Saukar's shows, so bad.
08:58Real rubbish.
08:59What was your last Google search?
09:03That's because Pornhub
09:05is very difficult to re-establish
09:07once it sort of
09:09Is that fair to say?
09:11Why are you getting embarrassed?
09:13If you don't search for it now,
09:15please don't be that 78 year old guy in the village
09:17Don't be that guy.
09:19I'm going to be that guy soon.
09:21Okay, well that was the rapid fire segment.
09:23Nailed it.
09:25Next, I'm going to show you three photos
09:28from your past.
09:30Just give us some juicy insights.
09:32You've seen the standard so far
09:34so don't expect anything.
09:36Beautiful.
09:38Talk to me a little bit about the editing
09:40inspiration and things of that nature.
09:42This is towards the end
09:44of the last couple of years
09:46because I'm at my fattest.
09:48Was there any editing?
09:50I can't believe we won promos and stuff
09:52and all they do is put a goat in my face on it.
09:54Can you think about the 40 guys with MBAs
09:56sitting around the table?
09:58Just be careful.
10:00Very careful.
10:02But now that you've pointed it out
10:04it's just nonsense really.
10:06What's going on here?
10:08We did a version of Bakra
10:10where I go to buy a bra.
10:12So you try to keep a straight face
10:14and it's really interesting
10:16because men do go to buy bras for their women folks
10:18It's not impossible. It's rare but not impossible.
10:20So they were humoring me really nicely.
10:22So at one point
10:24to explain the size etc.
10:26I put on the bra
10:28because if you don't know
10:30and they're trying to help you
10:32but you don't know the language of bra
10:34Sir but what's the size?
10:36All kinds of strange numbers
10:38and I was like
10:40So I said just give it to me
10:42She broke down.
10:44Because she didn't want to laugh at my face.
10:46She still bought it.
10:48This is a moron
10:50trying to buy something for his wife.
10:52Very cool.
10:54So would you consider yourself
10:56a cool dad or a strict dad?
10:58No I'm definitely the
11:00It's a pretty permissive environment for my kids
11:02but they shouldn't complain
11:04but the wife is the boss.
11:06I don't know any bad stuff.
11:08But most strict parents
11:10if you ask them they'll be like yeah I'm cool.
11:12That's true but I think in our case
11:14in most parents case one is always more
11:16hostile or
11:18the better parent, the serious parent
11:20Let's face it he can be replaced so I'm that guy.
11:22Okay got it.
11:24I think that's the perfect place to end this.
11:26What about you? Are you a good parent?
11:28My parents are the ones who say you can tell us anything
11:30and the next thing I know my laptop
11:32and phone is missing.
11:34I'm 24.
11:36He's treating you like you're 7?
11:38Please say something to my mom.
11:40What the hell are you doing?
11:42Unless you're younger than me
11:4424 so you're probably younger than me.
11:46Hey what are you doing?
11:49So that's
11:51all the questions that I've got.
11:53Thank God.
11:55It was horrible the experience
11:57it was almost like male menopause
11:59I just felt my whole world turning.
12:01You did not just call this experience male menopause.
12:03That is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me.
12:05I don't think my lungs are there anymore.
12:07I don't know why things have just moved.
12:09They're rotating.
12:11I'm going to walk myself out.
12:13No don't do that. Take a present. What do you want a plant?
12:15Take a relative.
12:17I'll take Peter with me.
12:19We bonded on tennis now.
12:21Okay that's true.
12:23I didn't try to bully you.
12:25Camera please zoom to that.
12:27That's popcorn. Only a Parsi house will have popcorn
12:29inside a box.
12:31So clearly not fresh. But not wasted.
12:33How old is that microwave by the way?
12:35Yeah it's old.
12:37My wife's old too. I haven't thrown her out.
12:39That's all I can take.
12:41I'm going to get out of here.
12:43One last peck movement for the camera please.
12:45There it is ladies and gentlemen.
12:47Cyrus Brocha.
12:49Thank you so much.
12:51Take it easy there.
12:53Alright.
12:55Now you're pretending to leave is it?
12:57Okay.
12:59Off you go.
13:01Bye.
13:03Don't come back.
13:05I know my Malayalam.
13:07My life for me.
13:09That you might have to edit.