Would you like to pull your pants down?

I'm legally allowed to ask that, even though it's unnecessary. #shorts #youtubeshorts #comedy #parody #honestads

Transcript

00:00You're just sick enough that I can tell you you have a cold,

00:03but it looks like there's just about nothing I can do for you here.

00:08I could legally ask you to pull down your pants for me,

00:14but that seems unnecessary since it's just a fever.

00:18Would you like to pull your pants down?

00:23Okay then. All right, just see yourself out. You're going to be fine.

00:27Oh, and please take a whole bottle of hand sanitizer with you on the way out.

00:32We've been overstocked on this stuff since 2020,

00:35plus I saw some pretty sick patients sitting in a waiting room.

00:39They're probably still contagious. We'll see you back here in a week.