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00:00You
00:30Oh
00:44Please welcome
00:56Thank you very much
01:00I'm so nervous, Tito Boy. This is not a scene yet.
01:04Welcome to the program.
01:06Yes, welcome. Welcome to you. Yes.
01:08We're going to attack today, right?
01:10First of all, congratulations.
01:12Thank you so much.
01:14Because you're a part of the movie Balota
01:16where you're with Miss Marian Rivera.
01:18Yes!
01:20How was that experience?
01:22Actually, it's not that great.
01:24Oh, sorry.
01:26But you know what?
01:28Yes, Tito Boy.
01:30Oh my God.
01:32First of all, thank you so much for inviting me.
01:34You're welcome.
01:36Oh my God.
01:38If you want to know something, just snap me.
01:40No, you still have a personal appearance.
01:42You keep calling me.
01:44Because you're a star.
01:46Yes.
01:48Oh my God.
01:50It's crazy.
01:52The mothers who are watching in the Philippines
01:54I made it.
01:56Oh my God.
01:58Because you're a star.
02:00Let's go back. How was that experience
02:02in making the movie
02:04with Miss Marian Rivera?
02:06Here it is, Tito Boy.
02:08Oh my God. It's crazy.
02:10Because this is my first movie in Cinemalaya.
02:12Okay.
02:14Yes. And this movie is very close to me.
02:16Aside from
02:18working with Marian Rivera,
02:20I went through this movie
02:22when I was young.
02:24Because I'm also a gay barangay.
02:26Okay.
02:28You know that, right?
02:30Every night,
02:32that's my attack.
02:34Then, of course,
02:36we didn't know that
02:38Miss Marian Rivera is the main cast.
02:40She's going to teach Emmy.
02:42I just found out
02:44because I was the first one
02:46directed by Direk Kip.
02:48When Miss Marian entered,
02:50we all went crazy.
02:52You were the first one to see her.
02:54It was so high.
02:56Did you have a scene together?
02:58Yes, we did.
03:00But it was also tight.
03:02But you made it look good.
03:04Yes, I made it look good.
03:06What was the scene?
03:08It was censored.
03:10It's not allowed to say.
03:12But you know,
03:14we were just having fun.
03:16You can upload it on YouTube.
03:18Were you fighting?
03:20We were just having fun.
03:22Because Miss Marian
03:24became our teacher.
03:26We went through that.
03:28Then, we became gay barangay.
03:30We were sneered at.
03:32Hello, shoutout to you.
03:34Then,
03:36we went back to Miss Marian.
03:38She was so flattered.
03:40I was a bit ahead of her.
03:42Then, she moved.
03:44It was crazy.
03:46It was so sour.
03:48But it was beautiful.
03:50It was tight.
03:52It was tight.
03:54When you saw her face,
03:56it was zero pores.
03:58Then,
04:00we had a scene.
04:02She came close to my face.
04:04I was crazy.
04:06I'm not a perfect person.
04:08That's when you realized.
04:10Yes, that's when I realized.
04:12My God,
04:14this is not normal.
04:16What was the scene?
04:18She gave me a gift.
04:20What was the gift?
04:22Here's the gift.
04:24I went to their house.
04:26We did a TikTok.
04:28Marian and Ding Dong's house?
04:30Yes.
04:32Ding Dong just woke up.
04:34I thought it was a fantasy.
04:36That's how Ding Dong is.
04:38When he just woke up,
04:40he's so fresh.
04:42When we got home,
04:44he gave you a labubo.
04:46But you did a TikTok.
04:48How was the TikTok?
04:50Our TikToks were like this.
04:52I turn around like this.
04:54Did you fight?
04:56Yes, I did.
04:58I didn't fight for beauty.
05:00I fought for dancing.
05:02If I can't dance,
05:04I'll just bounce.
05:06After that,
05:08she gave you a labubo?
05:10Yes, she gave me a labubo.
05:12I lost my hand.
05:14I lost my hand.
05:16Why did you lose your hand?
05:18There are a lot of
05:20labubos in our house.
05:22That's why I hid it.
05:24She gave you a gift.
05:26Here it is.
05:28It's beautiful.
05:30Admit it.
05:32You're fighting for projection.
05:34It's beautiful.
05:36What did you talk about?
05:38I told her,
05:40I gave her a can.
05:42I counted the bottles.
05:44It's a blower.
05:46It's delicious.
05:48That's great.
05:50It's delicious.
05:52That's great.
05:54Let's move on.
05:56What is your weapon of mass destruction?
05:58What is that, uncle?
06:00It's written about you.
06:02What is mass destruction?
06:04Is that my nipple?
06:06I think so.
06:08What is your weapon of mass destruction?
06:10I think,
06:12true to life,
06:14my humor, uncle.
06:16Yes!
06:18My answers are for uncle.
06:20It's a beautiful story.
06:22At first,
06:24you were insecure about your nipple.
06:26You didn't know that you would use
06:28a brand.
06:30When I was a kid,
06:32they used to put me here.
06:34They put me here.
06:36They said that I look like a rabbit.
06:40When you were a kid,
06:42you were a student,
06:44you were told to keep your nipples apart.
06:46You had an exam.
06:48How did you face your parents?
06:50When I was a kid,
06:52I used to feel pain.
06:54I used to feel like I was being lied to.
06:56What is that?
06:58My whole nipple was there.
07:02My attack was,
07:04this is where they will know me.
07:06This is where they will see
07:08my uniqueness.
07:10My uniqueness.
07:12I will accept this
07:14to myself.
07:16I will believe that this will be my weapon.
07:18That's what they said.
07:20I prepared this.
07:22Why?
07:24You embrace what your fans call you.
07:26You're sour.
07:28That's not true, uncle.
07:30Your explanation is beautiful.
07:32Your explanation is beautiful.
07:34Uncle,
07:36when a person is sour,
07:38that person
07:40is going through something.
07:42That's how it is.
07:44It's not just the sourness.
07:46It's the sourness of the body,
07:48the looks, everything.
07:50The vibe.
07:52You will get that.
07:54You will go through something.
07:56You might have a hard time.
07:58You might come from a bad status in life.
08:00You said,
08:02I don't want to be far from my followers.
08:04I want to be with them.
08:06That's beautiful.
08:08My followers are also sour.
08:10That's not true.
08:12Your followers are my followers.
08:14You're sour.
08:16That's a positive thing.
08:18I'm still sour.
08:20Your explanation is beautiful.
08:22I don't want to leave.
08:24I don't want to be left alone.
08:26Someone said,
08:28I don't want to be far from my followers.
08:30I want to be with them.
08:32That's one thing.
08:34I read about it.
08:36You're a stylist.
08:38There's a story.
08:40When you were a stylist,
08:42did an artist copy you?
08:44Yes.
08:46Don't reveal it.
08:48What happened?
08:50I'm a stylist.
08:52I'm an assistant stylist.
08:54For example,
08:56This is my style.
08:58This is my style.
09:00Hello, this and that.
09:02For example, you're an artist.
09:04What do you want to copy?
09:06This and that.
09:08I said,
09:10this and that.
09:12She said, that's ugly.
09:14That's ugly.
09:16Okay.
09:18That's not beautiful.
09:20Find someone else.
09:22That's how it is.
09:24When I was a kid,
09:26I was like that.
09:28I was only 17 years old.
09:30I was so shy to them.
09:32I felt so bad.
09:34That's how it is.
09:36I had a hard time.
09:38Is this artist still here?
09:40Does he still work?
09:42I don't know.
09:44Let's not talk about it.
09:46But I know,
09:48wherever you are,
09:50you have a beautiful backstory.
09:52Yay!
09:54And because of that,
09:56Sasa Girl,
09:58let's do fast talk.
10:00Oh my God!
10:02I hope I can say the chocolate.
10:04So I don't have to say the gift.
10:06We have 2 minutes to do this and our time begins now.
10:08Sexy girl, calendar girl.
10:10Trending, bading.
10:12Baklang sosyal, baklang kanal.
10:14Baklang kanal.
10:16Social media, social climber.
10:18Mabango, maasin.
10:20Sunky, hiwalay.
10:22Patay na buhok, patay na kuko.
10:24Marami akong patay na kuko.
10:26Walang ngipin, walang kilay.
10:28Walang kilay na lang.
10:30Tuwing ka ilang kamaasin.
10:32Tuwing ka ilang kamaganda.
10:34Sasa Girl, tuwing ka ilang kamabait.
10:36Artistang kamukha mo.
10:38Marian Rivera.
10:40Artistang pangarap makakissing si.
10:42Marian Rivera.
10:44Lingdang Dantes.
10:46Kung may ipaparitoke ka, ano?
10:48Ay, wala.
10:50Joke lang.
10:52Kung may ipag-golab ka, kanino?
10:54Kay Tito Boy.
10:56Nangyari na.
10:58Kung may liligawan ka, sino?
11:00Oh my God.
11:02Diyos ko, mapapagastos ako neto.
11:04James Reed.
11:06Guilty or not guilty?
11:08Tamad maligo.
11:10Guilty or not guilty?
11:12May blinok na kaibigan.
11:14Guilty or not guilty?
11:16Ay, oo, yes.
11:18Guilty or not guilty?
11:20Nangopia sa content ng iba.
11:22Binenta ko pa.
11:24Guilty or not guilty?
11:26Inutangan ng kapwa celebrity.
11:28Ay, oo, meron.
11:30Pero nabayaran ko naman.
11:32Ikaw ang nangutang?
11:34Ako'y nangutan.
11:36Lights on or lights off?
11:38Magkitaan tayo ng cheese sauce.
11:40Happiness or chocolates?
11:42Chocolates.
11:44Best time for chocolates?
11:46Every day.
11:48Hashtag ng buhay mo ngayon?
11:50Sasa girl ano?
11:52Hashtag plakado, hashtag atake,
11:54hashtag masarap.
11:56Ay!
11:58Kung meron kang isang kakumpitensya ngayon
12:00sa iyong karera,
12:02sino yun?
12:04Pangalawa, kung may mensahe ka
12:06para sa iyong mga bashers,
12:08ano yun ang mga kasagutan?
12:10Kapag babalik po ng fast talk
12:12Tito Boy.
12:20We're back with the show
12:22with Sasa Girl.
12:24Ito lang.
12:26Paano mo nakuha yung endorsement mo
12:28ng isang alak?
12:30Eto na nga, Tito Boy.
12:32Kasi itong gig na to, ayan, ganyan.
12:34Yung calendar moment ko na yun.
12:36Nagparinig lang kasi ako sa mga
12:38brand ng alak dati.
12:40Ang sabi ko, bakit kayo ano?
12:42Bakit hindi nyo kinukuha
12:44mga bakla as endorser?
12:46As calendar girl?
12:48E samantalang kami nagpapainom sa mga lalaki.
12:50Ganon.
12:52Tama mali.
12:54Tama naman.
12:56So doon nagumpisa?
12:58Doon nagumpisa. Nagparinig ako ganyan.
13:00Marami nag-agree kasi totoo naman.
13:02Tapos, eto na nga,
13:04may nagchat sa akin na ano,
13:06ang brand ng alak.
13:08Tapos chinika niya sa akin, parang ano,
13:10sumalik ka sa ano namin.
13:12Paganap namin.
13:14Mag-edit ka lang ng calendar mo,
13:16na sarili, na personal DIY.
13:18Tapos, ipost mo.
13:20Kapag nagustuhan ng mga tao,
13:22ikaw mananalo.
13:24Kumbaga, contest kasi yun.
13:26Pag nagustuhan ng mga tao, sino manalo?
13:28So, ayan. Pwede ka maging calendar girl.
13:30And you did it?
13:32Tapos ginawa ko. Hindi ko naman alam kung mananalo ko.
13:34Hindi. Pero nanalo ako.
13:36Ang ganda, naka-swimsuit ako sa EDSA.
13:38Fantasy siya.
13:42One thing about you, napaka-committed mo.
13:44Kung meron kang gustong gawin,
13:46you put your mind into it,
13:48you show up, and you do it.
13:50Yan yung naririnig ko.
13:52Bashers, anong ginagawa mo?
13:54How do you handle your bashers?
13:58Alam mo naman, Tito Boy,
14:00iba pa din kasi talaga maging bakla.
14:02Okay.
14:04So, ang mga bash sa akin talaga,
14:06is tungkol sa identity ko.
14:08So, alam mo yun,
14:10alam mo yun kasi,
14:12nanggaling naman tayo sa,
14:14ako yung generation ko naman,
14:16hindi naman kami,
14:18na-exempt sa lait.
14:22So, hinaharap mo ba?
14:24Sinasagot mo ba? Nakikipag-away ka ba?
14:26Or do you choose to walk away?
14:28Minsan, kapag nauhuli nila yung gigil ko,
14:30yung maganda-ganda yung bashing,
14:32ay, sasagutin ko yan.
14:34Siyempre, makikipag-talakan ako.
14:36Maangas ako sa mga skit-skit ko.
14:38Siyempre, maangas ako sa tunay na buhay.
14:40So, tinatalakan ko din.
14:42Talakan tayo, gano'n.
14:44Siyempre, public naman nila ginawa dyan.
14:46Sa lahat ng mga influencers
14:48na kasabayan mo,
14:50who do you consider
14:52your competition?
14:54Walang.
14:56Ten years from now,
14:58nasaan ka as a girl?
15:00Sasagutin ko ba muna?
15:02Ang naniwala ko dun sa wala.
15:04Pero ano lang,
15:06hindi naman ako yung pinakamagaling
15:08sa lahat ng mga influencer ngayon.
15:10Pero eto nga, sobrang galing na galing ako
15:12sa nakshi kong si Sneer.
15:14Si Sneer, siya yung kasama ko sa Balota.
15:16Sobrang galing na bata.
15:18Sobrang talented.
15:20Makikita mo yung YouTube niya.
15:22I don't mind competition.
15:24Gusto ko yung kakumpit ko din,
15:26at magaling si Sneer,
15:28plus pasabog siya.
15:30Ten years from now, nasaan ka?
15:32Well, nandito pa din ako, interviewin mo ako ulit.
15:34Kung merong kang pagkakataon,
15:36sumali sa isang palabas
15:38dito sa GMA7,
15:40anong show ang gusto mong maging bahagi ka?
15:42Ay, siyempre,
15:44classic tayo, Bubble Gang.
15:46Oh my God, para sa akin.
15:48Maraming maraming salamat.
15:50Maraming kumalik mo si Tuboy.
15:52Thank you. Sasagirl,
15:54naitay ka. Kapuso,
15:56maraming salamat po sa inyong pagpapatuloy sa amin,
15:58sa inyong mga tahanan araw-araw.
16:00Supportahan po natin si Sasagirl. Be kind.
16:02Make your nanay proud, and say thank you.
16:04Goodbye for now. God bless.
16:06We have a vlog to do now.
16:08Stream yung UMA
16:10bago kumana. Release na kanta.