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00:00Wow, basic love. Go Condesa number two.
00:31Everybody's great in the NBA.
00:35And you really have the good one, the great one.
00:40Then I have you too, Madlang people. So I'm the lucky one.
00:44What's up Madlang people?
00:47I'm Jason John Garg de los Santos, the Kyrie Irving of Caloocan City.
00:54Jay de los Santos, the Kyrie Irving of Caloocan City.
00:59He's a very good NBA player.
01:02Thank you Jim Kyrie.
01:05Jim Kyrie Irving.
01:08Do you know the game called Munchichi?
01:12It's a game that's popular in Labubu.
01:16It's a very expensive game.
01:20Why is he so fat?
01:22Maybe they don't have enough training.
01:25Off season.
01:26But the NBA just started.
01:28It's bulking season.
01:30But you're also the type of person who doesn't ask questions.
01:34Why?
01:36You should also ask questions.
01:39Kyrie Irving.
01:41When did you start playing basketball?
01:43I started playing basketball since high school.
01:46Then I dropped the NBA last 2011 in Cavaliers.
01:51Where?
01:53Cleveland Cavaliers.
01:54Was it your first NBA team?
01:57Yes, that's my first NBA team in Cleveland Cavaliers.
02:00What's your second NBA team?
02:02I played in Boston Celtics.
02:05What's your third team?
02:07Brooklyn Knights.
02:09What will be the last team?
02:12For now, I play for Dallas Mavericks.
02:15When are you going to play for Angels Burger?
02:19The team will be gone.
02:20What's the name of the team?
02:22In the NBA, we're going to play for Angels Burgers.
02:25Maybe it will be a take-home.
02:27And the ball will be two.
02:29And the name of the team will be Señor Pedro.
02:32The chicken in the song.
02:35Okay, so why do you like basketball so much?
02:39Because basketball is my passion.
02:42I don't need an alarm clock because my passion wakes me up.
02:45Oh!
02:47Passion wakes me up.
02:48What does it take to be the best basketball player?
02:54Are you the best?
02:56Yeah, I think I'm the best point guard in the NBA.
03:00Slash shooting guard.
03:02NBA?
03:04Who slashed that shooting guard?
03:07Just me. Just by me.
03:09Why did you slash the shooting guard?
03:11Did the guard shoot you?
03:13That's why you slashed the guard?
03:15To make it a slash shooting guard?
03:16No.
03:18No, because he's both.
03:20So what makes you different from all the other shooting guards and point guards?
03:23So I have a shooting percentage of 47.5, I think.
03:28For my latest game stats.
03:31In fairness, if you score the recitation here, you win.
03:34He knows everything.
03:36For you, who is your best opponent team?
03:39Sorry?
03:41It's okay, we forgive you.
03:42We forgive you.
03:44You know, that's very admirable when you apologize right away.
03:48Who's your best opponent team?
03:50Best opponent team, I think they...
03:53Lakers?
03:55Lakers.
03:57Why?
03:59Because they got good coaching and good strategy in the game.
04:02Are you tired?
04:04No, not really.
04:06Kylie, can you give us an example?
04:08Can you give me the ball?
04:10Wow.
04:12Maybe he's jet-lagged.
04:14Hey, you dribbled her.
04:17No, you dribbled this girl.
04:19You dribbled her.
04:23This is a ball.
04:25This is a microphone.
04:27Can you dribble the microphone?
04:30And talk to the ball?
04:36Motombo versus Kylie.
04:38Motombo.
04:41Jamurang.
04:43Yeah, Jamurang.
04:45Wow.
04:47Wow.
04:49Jamurang.
04:51Jamurang.
04:53Jamurang.
04:55Jamurang.
04:57Jamurang.
05:00Can you beat Jamurang?
05:02One on one?
05:04Wow.
05:06Jamurang.
05:07Jamurang.
05:09It's like a dog barking.
05:11There's a trick to dribbling.
05:13I want you to do an exhibition.
05:15Tricks.
05:16Dribble exhibition.
05:17Tricks.
05:23Wow.
05:25It looks like your body is heavy.
05:28I'll buy you an ice tube.
05:30Kuyogi, watch Kuyogi.
05:32Kuyogi.
05:34Hey.
05:35You're so good.
05:37You're so good.
05:40Be careful.
05:42Charging.
05:44One more.
05:49You penetrate.
05:50You penetrate.
05:53He's very good.
05:54He's like Kyrie.
05:55Very good.
05:56Really?
05:57He's really like Kyrie.
05:58He smells like Kyrie too.
06:02Kyrie.
06:03Kyrie.
06:05Kyrie is my favorite.
06:06Why?
06:07Yeah.
06:08Why, why, why?
06:09Kyrie and Camdaw.
06:10Both of them are my favorites.
06:11No, that's not it.
06:12That's Kyrie.
06:15That's Jenner.
06:17Do you know how to play basketball?
06:18Dribble?
06:19That's just a dribble.
06:21Football.
06:22For football.
06:23Wait a minute.
06:24You're the only one working here.
06:25But you have a cell phone.
06:28I'm still looking for lyrics.
06:30I don't know.
06:31Suddenly, there's a song.
06:32I don't know what it is.
06:34You're going to make me mad.
06:35We're on air.
06:37You're going to make me mad.
06:40Jamoran.
06:41Long time.
06:4230 seconds.
06:45Jamoran.
06:46Bella, I'm standing.
06:47Don't get too close.
06:49Don't get too close.
06:51Jamoran.
06:53You're good.
06:54If you don't want to get close,
06:55I'll give you the ball.
06:57Do you know a basketball player, Bella?
06:59Kyrie.
07:00Irvin.
07:01Really?
07:02What Irvin?
07:04What?
07:05Irvin.
07:06What should it be, Kyrie?
07:07Irvic?
07:08Irvic?
07:10Irvin.
07:11Irving.
07:12Irving.
07:13What's Irving?
07:14Irving.
07:15I'm just testing you.
07:16If you really know.
07:17Really?
07:18You have a cell phone.
07:19Where did you get it?
07:20We're playing basketball.
07:23This is yours.
07:24I'll check it first.
07:25Who are you?
07:26Who's going to play basketball?
07:27We're Jaworski.
07:28Jaworski.
07:29But before Jaworski,
07:30there's Caloy Loizaga.
07:31Yes.
07:33Do you know Caloy Loizaga?
07:35He's a real name.
07:36He doesn't know him.
07:37He's from America.
07:39Do you know Ricky Reyes?
07:40Yes.
07:41Ricky Reyes.
07:42He knows Ricky Reyes.
07:43Who bought a contour?
07:44He bought a ball.
07:46But do you really play basketball?
07:48Sometimes.
07:49Sometimes.
07:50In Tagalog?
07:51Yes.
07:52Sometimes.
07:53Who's your best friend in the NBA?
07:55LeBron James.
07:56Why?
07:57LeBron.
07:58LeBron.
07:59LeBron.
08:00Because we're the best duo back then.
08:02Back then?
08:03Couple years.
08:04Couple years time.
08:05Back then.
08:06But now, who's your duo?
08:08I think Luka.
08:09Luka.
08:10Luka.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Luka.
08:13The one who lives on the second floor.
08:14Oh, that's right.
08:15That's right.
08:16My name is Luka.
08:17I live on the second floor.
08:20I live upstairs from you.
08:23Actually, he's not living anymore.
08:26When you hear the delayed attacks,
08:29some kind of jump, some kind of fight.
08:33You don't know.
08:35My name is Luka.
08:37I live on the second floor.
08:40I live upstairs from you.
08:52My name is Luka.
08:56I live on the second floor.
09:00I live upstairs from you.
09:04Listen, did you see me before?
09:07When you hear something late at night,
09:11some kind of trouble, some kind of fight.
09:15Just don't ask me what it was.
09:19Just don't ask me what it was.
09:23Just don't ask me what it was.
09:27My name is Luka.
09:31I am Luka.
09:32Luka.
09:33I am Luka.
09:34Okay.
09:35For now, we will know what the madlang people think about you.
09:41Exactly.
09:42So now, let's find out what the madlang people are saying to contestant number two.
09:46Ryan and MC.
09:49Now, Ryan, let's find out what the madlang people are saying.
09:53Madlang people.
09:54It's crazy.
09:55It's crazy.
09:59What is that?
10:00It's crazy.
10:01Why?
10:02It's all red.
10:03You're all fat up here.
10:05It's all crazy.
10:06It's all crazy.
10:07Let's go here.
10:08It's all crazy up here.
10:11I saw someone.
10:12Hi, brother.
10:13Come here.
10:14This guy is also crazy.
10:16He's raising his voice.
10:18It's like he knows you.
10:20What's your name?
10:22Miguel.
10:23Miguel.
10:24He's with me, sir.
10:25Miguel.
10:26No, Marikina.
10:27Marikina.
10:28Why?
10:29It's like you're not happy with what he's doing.
10:32Why did you say he's crazy?
10:34Why is he crazy?
10:36No.
10:37Well, actually now, he looks like Kyrie because he's wearing a jersey.
10:42But I'm just thinking, what if he's not wearing a jersey?
10:45What if he's wearing a two-piece?
10:46What if he's wearing a two-piece?
10:47What if he's wearing a two-piece?
10:48What if he looks like he's wearing a two-piece?
10:50Mariah Kyrie.
10:55I like that.
10:57It's good that you're sharing.
10:58You'll be happy soon.
11:00He's lazy.
11:01He doesn't want to get tired.
11:02He doesn't want to get fat.
11:06Mariah Kyrie.
11:07So, because he's wearing a jersey, he looks like Kyrie.
11:09But if he's not wearing a jersey,
11:10I don't think I'll think that he's Kyrie.
11:14So, he doesn't look like Kyrie, even his nose, eyes, and mouth?
11:17Actually, he does look like Kyrie,
11:20but it's not at the top of my head that I'll think that he's Kyrie.
11:25But there's one character that Kyrie does,
11:30Uncle Drew.
11:31I think he might pass for Uncle Drew if he wears a gray hoodie.
11:37He really knows him.
11:38It's great that Jon Pratt is analyzing.
11:40Jon Pratt!
11:44Jon Pratt!
11:49Let's ask him.
11:50Who's your local like?
11:52Tell Meme.
11:53Who's your local like?
11:54Jon Pratt?
11:55Who's your local like?
11:56Well, it's my first time hearing Jon Pratt.
11:59Who do you always hear?
12:00Camille.
12:01Camille Pratt.
12:06He doesn't have a beard.
12:07Who?
12:08When I play basketball, I wear a headband,
12:11and my scalp is Alex Caruso.
12:15Tomson is also good.
12:17He's a friend of...
12:19Sneth Curry.
12:21Who?
12:22Klay Tomson.
12:23Klay Tomson.
12:24Caruso.
12:25What's his name?
12:26PBA.
12:27PBA.
12:28What's Caruso's name?
12:29Chicago Bulls.
12:30Alex Caruso.
12:31Alex.
12:32He has a different team now.
12:34He used to play for the Lakers.
12:35Alex Caruso.
12:36What did Ryan Bang use to play?
12:39Huh?
12:40Alex Caruso.
12:43That's it, Mami!
12:46The opera was successful.
12:48Very successful.
12:49Oh, Mami.
12:50So, back to you guys.
12:52Thank you, guys.
12:53Thank you, MC and Ryan.
12:55Let's hear from Rado Richard.
12:59Good evening, madlam people.
13:03Richard is still mad.
13:06He's not mad.
13:07Jay, you only got the colors and the mustache from Kyrie.
13:14But you look more like Luca.
13:17Luca Luca.
13:20Maybe you should look for someone else.
13:27I don't know who.
13:29Good luck to you.
13:32That's it.
13:34Thank you very much, Rado Richard.
13:36Rado, you can give your hat to Jay De Los Santos,
13:40Kyrie Irving of Caloocan City.
13:42After this, we'll go there and perform number 3.
13:47Give them the headphones so they can listen to the song.
13:51Why?
13:52Don't feel the loneliness, my love.
14:01Of course, when Rado comments, we're afraid that they'll personalize it.
14:05So, after this, while they're there, they'll listen to the song.
14:10Don't feel the loneliness.
14:14Okay, he has a face.
14:16If he doesn't, he's defaced.
14:18Let's go to contestant number 3.
14:23Let's go.
14:49Boss.
14:50Boss, how are you?
14:55Do you want me here?
14:59You're a burger to me.
15:02I'm Vanchester Cruz, the Malupiton of Tondo, Manila.
15:12Here's Vanchester Cruz, the Malupiton of Manila.
15:15Malupiton.
15:16Yes, ma'am.
15:17I can see the reaction of many people.
15:19Don't even think about it.
15:21The segment will end soon.
15:25Yes, we know the reaction.
15:27Right away.
15:29This is famous on Facebook, TikTok.
15:32You're famous.
15:33How do you feel?
15:35Happy.
15:37I'm happy.
15:38What did you say?
15:40He said, happy.
15:41You said,
15:44Why is he happy?
15:46Because he has a lot of followers.
15:49Yes, ma'am.
15:50And I'm happy because more people make me happy.
15:55It's really happy when you make someone happy.
15:58Yes, ma'am.
15:59How many followers do you have now?
16:00On Facebook, I have 3.9 million followers.
16:03On YouTube, I have 300,000 subscribers.
16:08Wow.
16:09What's your content on Facebook?
16:11I don't really think about my content.
16:14It's a comedy.
16:16Sometimes, I sell rice.
16:18Rice.
16:19But I give rice.
16:21Not rice.
16:22His content is so funny.
16:25It's so funny.
16:27Can you try it live?
16:29Yes, ma'am.