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00:00Not everyone goes to the principal and the teacher.
00:05How grateful are you that they are here today?
00:07English.
00:08You're good at English.
00:10Plus points to the principal.
00:12Yes.
00:13How grateful are you?
00:15Of course, I'm so happy that I cried.
00:19Because...
00:21That's a breakdown.
00:23That's a breakdown, Braid.
00:25That's a breakdown.
00:27What can you say?
00:30What can you say that your family is not here?
00:32Walling wall.
00:39Walling?
00:40How can you wall if you're not in the wall?
00:42I'm your business.
00:44You're my father. I won't let you go here.
00:47What can you say that your family is not here?
00:50I hope you're here.
00:54Stop it.
00:56What else do you want to say?
00:58Even if they're not here, what do you want to say?
01:00I want...
01:02No matter what happens,
01:05I'll accept it.
01:08Bong Navarro is so funny.
01:10You're so funny.
01:12I want to hang you on the bag.
01:14No, I'll hang you.
01:15I'll make you famous.
01:17Patricia, maybe you have a bag on your belly.
01:21Maybe mommy has it.
01:23Maybe mommy has it.
01:25Mommy, why are you so proud?
01:27She's her daughter.
01:29Of course.
01:31Are you going to question her?
01:33Why is she proud of her daughter?
01:35You're not going to question her when she's a mother.
01:38Why is she giving her daughter's success to you?
01:41Let's talk about this.
01:42You're not thinking.
01:44Not all of us feel proud.
01:46She's your mother.
01:48Don't blame her.
01:50Of course, she's her daughter.
01:52She's her mother.
01:54I told you, I'll come back.
01:56She's not your daughter, Joey.
02:00I told you.
02:06We can't go through.
02:08You're pregnant.
02:10You're pregnant.
02:12No.
02:14Do you sing with your mom?
02:16Of course.
02:18Not all of us.
02:20Not all of us.
02:22Not all of us.
02:24My mom doesn't sing with me.
02:28I'm sorry.
02:30My arm hurts.
02:32My arm hurts.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:36It's my Christmas.
02:38Next.
02:40Who are you?
02:42You're stupid.
02:44I'm Harjit.
02:54I'm Ely.
02:56I'm Raul.
02:58You look like...
03:00Ely Buendia.
03:02You should talk to Juggs.
03:06You should talk to Juggs.
03:10What do you sing with your mom?
03:14She's crying.
03:16What do you sing?
03:18I don't know.
03:20I don't know.
03:22She doesn't know how to talk.
03:24I remember this.
03:26Your daughter sings well,
03:28but she doesn't know how to talk.
03:30What do you sing?
03:32What do you sing?
03:34All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Feet.
03:38I don't sing with my mom.
03:40But you said you sing with your mom.
03:42But you said you sing with your mom.
03:44I don't know.
03:48You're too young.
03:50What will the police say?
03:52You're too young.
03:54Add more points to this.
03:56Reduce this.
04:00Do you sing sometimes?
04:02Yes.
04:04If you have a song for your mom,
04:06stand up, please.
04:08Stand up, mom.
04:10I'm sorry.
04:14If you have a song for your mom,
04:16what is it?
04:18A song for my mom.
04:20This song
04:24is dedicated to you.
04:28The silence and silence
04:30are love
04:32in my heart.
04:36You're the only one
04:40You're the only one
04:44who has a heart
04:46You're the only one
04:48who has a heart
04:54Wait a minute.
04:56You're falling.
04:58Your back is twitching.
05:04Your son sang for you.
05:06That's what I always request him.
05:08That's what I always request him.
05:10What about us?
05:12Do we belong to you?
05:14It's for his share.
05:16It's for his share.
05:18Let's talk about the one wearing a jacket.
05:20Vong Navarro of Pangasinan.
05:22How are you?
05:24I'm fine.
05:26Do you sing too?
05:28No.
05:30Your back is twitching.
05:32How long have you been doing this?
05:34Were you a giraffe before?
05:36Do you know the sweat
05:38that came out of your house?
05:40Your back is so long.
05:42Your back is twitching.
05:50Do you have children?
05:52No.
05:54I only have supporters.
05:56You have a lot of supporters.
06:02Who's your supporter?
06:04Patricia.
06:06What about Patricia?
06:08She's just a friend.
06:10Since you have a supporter,
06:12what can you say to Antonio?
06:16What do you feel
06:18when you see someone on the street
06:20drinking Long Neck?
06:24Have you ever experienced
06:26a turtle neck by B10?
06:28No.
06:30That's what models do.
06:32Their necks are long.
06:34I got an injection
06:36to make my neck longer.
06:38I got an injection
06:40to make my neck longer.
06:42I'll just pull your neck.
06:44Do it to me.
06:46You'll put your foot
06:48on my neck.
06:52I didn't see it.
06:58You can leave now.
07:02Let's give a round of applause
07:04to the three of them
07:06for being amazing talents.
07:08Now, let's ask
07:10what he has to say.
07:12Hello, Madlam people.
07:16Antonio,
07:18what a nice name.
07:20You're a great singer.
07:24Your stage presence
07:26was amazing.
07:28I'll go straight to the point.
07:30I loved your dynamics.
07:34Your
07:36rough
07:38interpretation,
07:40your growling,
07:42your arreglo,
07:44and your smoothness.
07:46It was beautiful.
07:48You deserve to be here.
07:50Congratulations.
07:52Thank you, Horado Marco.
07:54What can Uno Horado
07:56Horado Oggy Alkasi say?
07:58Yes.
08:00Patricia,
08:02don't stop believing.
08:04Your message is beautiful.
08:06Do not stop believing
08:08because you're amazing.
08:10Your talent is immense.
08:12Congratulations.
08:14Horado Ding Dong.
08:16Hello, Madlam people.
08:18Harji.
08:20Is it Harji?
08:22You know,
08:24this song is often used
08:26in contests.
08:28I'm glad because
08:30the version I heard
08:32your version, I was very
08:34much entertained.
08:36The dynamics of your voice
08:38and your power
08:40were consistent.
08:42Thank you so much.
08:44Continue that.
08:46I really hope that you'll go very far in this contest.
08:48Congratulations.
08:50Thank you to our Horados.
08:52Let's go.
08:54Can't wait to hear
08:56the adorable songwriter
08:58of the University,
09:00Jason Dimasayaw.
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12:04Let's go.
12:06Once more, we have
12:08the creative, very good
12:10artist of Gordon College,
12:12Jade Marie Cayosa.
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12:20I'm not a game that you can replace me with if you don't want to
12:49I'm not a game that you can replace me with if you don't want to
13:04I'm not a game that you can replace me with if you don't want to
13:19I'm not a game that you can replace me with if you don't want to
13:34I'm not a game that you can replace me with if you don't want to
13:49I have feelings, I know how to hurt
13:56My heart is still beating like before
14:03I won't leave you
14:11I won't leave you
14:19I have feelings, I know how to hurt
14:26My heart is still beating like before
14:34I have feelings, I know how to hurt
14:41My heart is still beating like before
15:11I have feelings, I know how to hurt
15:19My heart is still beating like before
15:27I have feelings, I know how to hurt
15:34My heart is still beating like before
15:42I have feelings, I know how to hurt
15:48My heart is still beating like before
15:56I have feelings, I know how to hurt
16:04My heart is still beating like before
16:12I have feelings, I know how to hurt
16:19My heart is still beating like before
16:27I have feelings, I know how to hurt
16:34My heart is still beating like before
16:41I have feelings, I know how to hurt
16:48My heart is still beating like before
16:55I have feelings, I know how to hurt
17:01My heart is still beating like before
17:08I have feelings, I know how to hurt
17:15My heart is still beating like before
17:22I have feelings, I know how to hurt
17:28My heart is still beating like before
17:35I have feelings, I know how to hurt
17:42My heart is still beating like before
17:49I have feelings, I know how to hurt
17:55My heart is still beating like before
18:02I have feelings, I know how to hurt
18:09My heart is still beating like before
18:16I have feelings, I know how to hurt
18:2212 noon, this is our show!
18:23Our time!
18:24It's showtime!
18:27Please welcome, KALOKALIVE's Jackie!
18:29It's true!
18:30It's true!
18:31It's true!
18:32It's true!
18:33It's true!
18:34Thank you!
18:35Jackie!
18:36Thank you!
18:37Thank you!
18:38Vice Comedy Club, have a great weekend!
18:41Have a great weekend!
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18:51Thank you so much!
18:52Thank you so much!
18:53We'll see you later!
18:54Wow!
18:55See you later, thank you!
18:58Happy weekend, Balambibon!
19:01Bye!
19:21you

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