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(Episode aired on June 18, 2004)
(Episode aired on June 18, 2004)
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00:06Nisang Gabi mo, and welcome po dito sat Ziva,
00:10at Viv, Paris,
00:11at Pame.
00:13At ngayon po, nag-uusapan natin ang tungkol...
00:16Shut up, shut up.
00:17YOU SHUT UP!
00:18SHUT UP, YOU SHUT UP!
00:19Alila, ba?
00:20YOU! You say you shut up!
00:22Yes, you shut up.
00:23Ay hindi naman ako nasasalita, ah!
00:24Well, your mouth is always open, you shut up.
00:26It's always, ah...
00:27Congressman, you should apologize for that.
00:29That's how he really is.
00:31He's an inborn.
00:32He can't shut up because he's always angry.
00:37That's a very good observation.
00:39Anyway, you know, what I'm holding here,
00:42ladies and gentlemen, is a concrete example
00:44that most of the population cannot speak English properly.
00:49That is why we should increase high school
00:51to a minimum punishment of six years.
00:55Wait a minute.
00:56Congressman,
00:57Congressman, he's losing his temper.
00:59Where did that letter come from?
01:01Well, this originated from a mother in the audience,
01:04and this is an excuse to leave her.
01:06She confused to a tit, sir,
01:08and I would like to read it.
01:10Please excuse my daughter, Dorothy.
01:13She was absent because she had two tits taken out from her piss.
01:18Congressman,
01:20I am a teacher of the Filipino language,
01:24and in my opinion,
01:25knowledge of English should not be a barrier
01:29to the intelligence of our children.
01:32But that letter has no history.
01:36Excuse me, what do you mean by that?
01:39I mean, your argument has no history, right?
01:44No, that's not it.
01:46You are a great Filipino tit, sir,
01:49but you don't know what you're saying.
01:52Wait a minute.
01:53What is it that I don't know about what I said?
01:55Well, the words you're using, like earlier,
01:57you said,
01:58no history.
01:59Yes, that's what I said.
02:00Is there a word for history?
02:02There's no such word.
02:03No, that's right.
02:07But when you said,
02:08no history,
02:09why is there a word for history?
02:11I mean, in my knowledge,
02:13there is no such kind of words like that.
02:16You know,
02:17you're confusing our students.
02:21Yes, you're confusing them.
02:22That's why they're silent.
02:24Do you have books that speak,
02:26that say,
02:27that write the word,
02:28history, history.
02:29Why is there a word for...
02:31I'm sorry, not history, history.
02:33Is there a word for history?
02:35No.
02:36No.
02:38That's it.
02:39That's it.
02:40That's why I will declare that this debate,
02:43this debate,
02:44is without account.
02:45Huh?
02:46No history, history.
02:47Wait a minute.
02:48What do you mean by that, Congressman?
02:50I mean,
02:51there's no such word.
02:52No, no, no.
02:53What I mean is,
02:54what did you mean when you said,
02:56no history, history,
02:57and no such word,
02:58no history, history.
02:59Why is there a word for,
03:00history, history,
03:01and no such word,
03:02no such word?
03:03We don't have it.
03:04We don't have it.
03:05We don't have it.
03:06We don't have it.
03:07We don't have it.
03:08We don't have it.
03:09I don't know,
03:10I'm just listening with my ears.
03:12What's the point of debating then?
03:14I don't know why,
03:15I don't understand.
03:16It's like you're saying,
03:18this is a false statement.
03:21Do you think I'm saying it's false?
03:23Maybe you don't know what you're saying.
03:25I don't think that there's a word for it.
03:27Oh,
03:28oh,
03:29how dare you?
03:30How dare you run,
03:31ah!
03:32Huh?
03:33What?
03:51Alan is Cortina.
03:55And this is Unan.
04:03Buy yourself a snack.
04:32It's a good thing that you let me eat your snack because I'm starving.
04:38Hey, don't be shy. I'm starving.
04:41Why did you steal my hamburger?
04:43I just ate it because I'm too lazy to study.
04:46You're really a thief.
04:49I'm starving.
04:52I don't have a hamburger anymore.
05:08I'm hungry.
05:09I'm hungry.
05:10I'm hungry.
05:11I'm hungry.
05:12I'm hungry.
05:13I'm hungry.
05:14I'm hungry.
05:15I'm hungry.
05:16I'm hungry.
05:17I'm hungry.
05:18I'm hungry.
05:19I'm hungry.
05:20I'm hungry.
05:21I'm hungry.
05:22I'm hungry.
05:23I'm hungry.
05:24I'm hungry.
05:25I'm hungry.
05:26I'm hungry.
05:27I'm hungry.
05:28I'm hungry.
05:29I'm hungry.
05:30I'm hungry.
05:31I'm hungry.
05:32I'm hungry.
05:33I'm hungry.
05:34I'm hungry.
05:35I'm hungry.
05:36I'm hungry.
05:37I'm hungry.
05:38I'm hungry.
05:39I'm hungry.
05:40I'm hungry.
05:41I'm hungry.
05:42I'm hungry.
05:43I'm hungry.
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05:46I'm hungry.
05:47I'm hungry.
05:48I'm hungry.
05:49I'm hungry.
05:50I'm hungry.
05:51I'm hungry.
05:52I'm hungry.
05:53I'm hungry.
05:54I'm hungry.
05:55I'm hungry.
05:56I'm hungry.
05:57I'm hungry.
05:58I'm hungry.
05:59I'm hungry.
06:00I'm hungry.
06:01I'm hungry.
06:02I'm hungry.
06:03I'm hungry.
06:04I'm hungry.
06:06They say,
06:07you should have fun when you're drunk,
06:09not when you're just waking up.
06:11Is it because
06:12it's more dangerous to breathe when you're just waking up?
06:23Hey!
06:24It's already late,
06:25and you're still out here walking on the street.
06:27Do you want to get arrested?
06:28No, we just came from prison.
06:31We just brought our friend.
06:32Why?
06:33Why would you bring him home at this hour?
06:35What's his crime?
06:36He's a vagabond.
06:52It's already late,
06:53and you're still out here walking on the street.
06:55I'm sorry.
06:57I was just looking for my brother.
06:59He's missing.
07:00It looks like you haven't seen him yet.
07:02Why haven't you gone home yet?
07:04I'm the one who's missing.
07:06What kind of place is this?
07:22It's already late,
07:23and you're still out here walking on the street.
07:24Do you want to get arrested?
07:25Let's go.
07:31What's this?
07:32Why are you wearing underwear?
07:34It's not mine.
07:35It's not yours?
07:36Then why is it in your pants?
07:38I don't know.
07:39I just stole these pants.
07:50Hey!
07:52Turn around.
07:53Turn around.
07:54What's this?
07:55What is it?
07:56What's this?
07:57Is this panties?
07:59Is this panties?
08:00Why?
08:01Is it forbidden to wear that at night?
08:03Yes, it's forbidden.
08:04Why is it forbidden?
08:05You're asking me?
08:06It's mine.
08:07Did you steal it?
08:08Did you steal it from my country?
08:11Hey!
08:23Jacob, you're crazy.
08:24That's the police here in the barangay.
08:25You'll be shot.
08:26You'll be shot.
08:28How can I?
08:29You'll just shoot me in the head.
08:30The problem is,
08:31you'll be shot in the head.
08:33Just a quick check, okay?
08:35Just a quick check, okay?
08:41Why do you have a gun?
08:43Ma'am, it's just a lighter.
08:45It's just a lighter.
08:46Oh, is that so?
08:47It's just a lighter.
08:48Okay.
08:49Ma'am, it's just a lighter.
08:50It's just a lighter.
08:51Oh, is that so?
08:52It's just a lighter.
08:53Okay.
09:04Oh, it's not.
09:12Ma'am,
09:14it's already late.
09:15Why are you still here on the road?
09:17It's already late.
09:19I was fired.
09:22You were fired?
09:23Is that so?
09:24Why were you fired, ma'am?
09:27It's because,
09:28I've been on the road since last night.
09:40Hey, hey.
09:41Come here.
09:42Come here.
09:43Come here, brother.
09:44Brother.
09:45Brother.
09:46Brother, wait.
09:47I'm a police officer.
09:48I'm a police officer.
09:52You're a police officer, right?
09:53Yes.
09:54But I'm not a police officer.
09:55I'm a soldier.
10:06Hey.
10:08What's this?
10:10Feet.
10:11This?
10:13Shoes.
10:14This?
10:15Balikat.
10:18Ulo?
10:19Huh?
10:20Let's do it together.
10:21Feet.
10:22Shoes.
10:23Balikat.
10:24Ulo.
10:25Feet.
10:26Shoes.
10:27Balikat.
10:28Ulo.
10:29Feet.
10:30Shoes.
10:31Balikat.
10:32Ulo.
10:33Feet.
10:34Shoes.
10:35Balikat.
10:36Ulo.
10:48Joke Nenok.
10:49This is a joke or a prank where you steal something from your friends,
10:53but when they don't notice it,
10:55you continue the prank.
10:58Joke Nenok.
11:07Adyoke.
11:08These are the video game addicts.
11:11When they hold the mic in one part of their body,
11:14when they hold the mic in one part of their body,
11:18they don't want to let go.
11:20Adyoke.
11:26Kupatch.
11:27This is the old patch
11:29that was used last year.
11:32But to save money,
11:33your mom recycled it
11:35and sewed it on your new uniform.
11:38Kupatch.
11:45Do you remember Cortina?
11:50And Unan?
12:02Go buy yourself a snack.
12:14Kupatch.
12:31Hey!
12:32Why did you swallow it?
12:34I tried to chew it
12:36and it got crushed,
12:38but I still ate it.
12:40You know that I'm a strict mother, right?
13:02They say that
13:04women with wives have a longer life
13:07than men with wives.
13:10Is that the reason why
13:12gay people have more wives?
13:40Kupatch.
14:11because they cut the wall
14:13and it was seen by the neighbors.
14:16But they also covered it
14:18so that the story would be different.
14:21And now,
14:22in the continuation of
14:24Muchos Gracias.
14:34Alright.
14:36Yes, fine dining.
14:45Oh, yeah.
14:51Oh, yeah.
14:53It's just right.
14:54It's cold.
15:05It's just right.
15:06It's just right.
15:07It's just right.
15:08It's just right.
15:09Let me drink.
15:10Let me drink.
15:11You're out of your mind.
15:12You're losing your mind.
15:14You lose your mind.
15:15No.
15:17One more.
15:18One more.
15:22That's so gross.
15:24That's so gross.
15:26Are you crazy?
15:27Why did you let me drink?
15:28Huh?
15:29Don't you know what this is?
15:30Don't you know what this is?
15:31Soap drink?
15:32This is a soap drink.
15:33Yes.
15:34This is a soap drink.
15:35This is Big Soto.
15:36Big
15:37Soto.
15:38The famous actor from Fantastic Man.
15:39The famous actor comedian.
15:41So what the fudge?
15:42Huh?
15:43Why not give me that?
15:44This is not for drinking.
15:45You keep this.
15:46You keep this for display.
15:49Huh?
15:50Display.
15:51That's a word.
15:52That's a word.
15:53Mom,
15:54I got this from the trash of the artist
15:57Rainer of Starstruck.
15:59He even made this.
16:02I also did this when I was walking in the trash
16:04of Richard Gutierrez.
16:05Richard Gutierrez.
16:06I saw a pizza.
16:07Wow.
16:08Richard made this.
16:09Amazing.
16:10Wait.
16:11Wait a minute.
16:12Is this the trend now?
16:13Huh?
16:14You go to the trash of celebrities?
16:16Is that it?
16:17Is that it?
16:18Predre, don't you know?
16:20That's the trend now.
16:21You may calculate the trash rate of the artist.
16:25That's right.
16:26That's right.
16:27Those trends are different.
16:31Anton.
16:32What's the role?
16:33Anton, come here.
16:34It doesn't matter.
16:35What happened?
16:36It doesn't matter of you.
16:37Didn't you calculate the trash of the artist?
16:40Here.
16:41It's a belt.
16:42Oh.
16:43You did calculate.
16:44Why are you sad?
16:45I don't know.
16:46I calculated the trash of Jose.
16:48He's from Itbulaga.
16:51That's it?
16:53It's cheap, right?
16:54But anyway,
16:55if that's the trend now,
16:56why am I getting caught by you?
16:58I should also be able to calculate the garbage
17:00of the rich and famous.
17:02I won't allow myself to be caught.
17:04I should find a way.
17:06Go, brother.
17:07Yes.
17:08Search for it.
17:09Search for it.
17:10Thank you, brother.
17:11Where is he going?
17:12He's going to calculate the garbage of the rich and famous.
17:16You know, knowing my brethren,
17:18I know he's going to calculate
17:20the garbage of someone very famous
17:23like Florence Aguilar.
17:25Who's that?
17:26Huh?
17:27Or maybe,
17:28Manny De Leon.
17:29Oh.
17:30Thank you, Manny.
17:31He's very famous.
17:32Or maybe...
17:33No, please.
17:34No.
17:35No, no.
17:36Wait.
17:37Don't fight.
17:38Don't fight.
17:39Wait.
17:40Wait.
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31:41Part 2 of 2
32:02I'll buy you a snack.
32:32For you, for me, for you...
32:34For the rest of your life...
32:36For the rest of your life...
32:38For the rest of your life...
32:44I'll take you out for dinner!
32:48Hey, welcome back!
32:51I don't know what I'm doing!
33:09Are you wondering why you're the one who answered to the handsome guys' questions?
33:15This is so that he won't be embarrassed to break up with you.
33:21I don't know what I'm doing!
33:29It's over!
33:30Turn around!
33:31Why?
33:33Huh?
33:34You're hiding something.
33:35What's this on your back?
33:37What is this?
33:38What is this?
33:39Why is it so hard?
33:40What is this?
33:41No, it's true.
33:42It's true.
33:44I'm a man.
33:52Hey! Hey! Wait! Wait!
33:54It's already night time and you're still walking on the street!
33:57Huh?
33:58You guys!
33:59Where are you from?
34:00Huh? Us?
34:01Yes.
34:03Borol.
34:04Borol?
34:05Borol?
34:06Why? Who died?
34:07Huh?
34:08You don't know?
34:09No.
34:10The police will catch us tonight.
34:21Hey!
34:22Hey!
34:23It's already night time and you're still walking on the street!
34:26I can't sleep.
34:28You can't sleep?
34:32Hey!
34:33I'm going to sleep first.
34:35I might wake up here.
34:48Excuse me!
34:49Hey!
34:50It's already night time and you're still walking on the street!
34:53I didn't go home yet.
34:56Is that why you're still walking?
34:58No.
34:59I'm looking for a hold up.
35:01Okay.
35:14Hey!
35:15Come here.
35:16Ma'am.
35:17I've been noticing that you've been wandering around.
35:20Maybe you're a bad person and you're looking for a victim.
35:23Come with me to the precinct.
35:25Ma'am!
35:26We're going to file a case against you.
35:27Ma'am!
35:28Ma'am, I'm not a bad person.
35:29Ma'am, I'm not a bad person.
35:31Then why have you been wandering around?
35:33Ma'am, I'm sick.
35:34I have hiccups.
35:37I'm sorry.
35:38I'm going to the hospital.
35:48Excuse me.
35:51It's already night time.
35:52We're just doing a routine check.
35:54We just need a hold up.
35:56Okay.
35:57Bye.
35:58Ma'am, I've been noticing that it's already night time.
36:01And it's already one o'clock in the evening.
36:03You're always like this.
36:05You're the one who's always walking around.
36:06Why are you always walking around at night?
36:09It's just that I always go out at night.
36:13Why?
36:15So that you can catch me.
36:17Go!
36:19Go!
36:21Ma'am!
36:29Wait, wait.
36:30What's the problem here?
36:31Why are you trying to catch me?
36:32I have a doubt.
36:33There's a knife.
36:34Huh?
36:35There.
36:36There's a knife.
36:37Good thing I caught you.
36:45Come on, Brad.
36:46It's already night time and you're still walking around.
36:49Do you know that I can catch you by surprise?
36:51Huh?
36:52Do you know that?
36:53You don't know?
36:54Give me your ID.
36:56What ID?
36:57Your ID!
36:58Brad, your ID.
37:01I don't have an ID.
37:02Then what do you have?
37:03Here, I have one.
37:06What's this?
37:07Death certificate.
37:08No!
37:10No!
37:11No!
37:12No!
37:13No!
37:14No!
37:24Hey!
37:25What are you doing?
37:27It's already night time.
37:29That's a knife.
37:30I think there's something inside.
37:31Don't!
37:32Ma'am, don't!
37:33It's a knife.
37:34Really?
37:35Don't you want to be caught?
37:36There's something inside.
37:37It's a knife.
37:38Hurry up.
37:39Don't!
37:40It's a knife.
37:41Don't!
37:42Don't!
37:43It's a knife.
37:44Don't!
37:45There's something inside.
37:46What's this?
37:47There's something inside.
37:48Don't!
37:49It's a knife.
37:51I told you not to catch me.
37:53I won't be caught.
37:54I'm a bad guy.
37:55Hurry up.
38:00Okay.
38:12Okay.
38:39Dad.
38:40Yes?
38:41Until now, you're still a great drummer.
38:44Thank you, son.
38:45And I appreciate your beautiful music.
38:49Cheers.
38:56Nice to meet you, son.
38:58I'm so happy to be the mayor of our town.
39:02You're so good.
39:04Third term.
39:06No one has lost to our family.
39:09Since the time of Apuna.
39:11We are the ones who built this place as mayor.
39:18Congratulations.
39:20Thank you very much, dad.
39:22By the way,
39:24Happy Father's Day.
39:25Thank you very much.
39:32You know, son,
39:33Many of our enemies say that we are building a dynasty.
39:40What they don't know,
39:42This is just a tradition.
39:45You're right, Governor.
39:48And you know, son,
39:49It's also a big thing that you promoted
39:52that I will put a picture behind the picture
39:56in the posters that we spread during the last election.
40:00Did you see that?
40:01You see,
40:02Other candidates copied us.
40:05This election,
40:06I saw a stupid poster
40:10that looks like there's a ghost behind it.
40:13And that's because we're a trendsetter
40:16when it comes to politics.
40:18Dad,
40:19Many people copied us.
40:21Some of them
40:23killed their own children.
40:25And I believe in your use
40:28of your high school picture.
40:29Even you are 54 years old.
40:33Brilliant.
40:35Thank you very much, dad.
40:36You know, son,
40:38I'm old now.
40:41I'm about to pass away.
40:44That's why I want to teach you all
40:47what I know.
40:49You, as a mayor,
40:51This is your third term.
40:54And you can't run again.
40:57That's why you need to train your wife
41:01to continue our tradition.
41:04Dad,
41:06I have a little problem.
41:08Problem? What's the problem?
41:10My wife and I are fighting.
41:12That's not a problem, son.
41:14All you have to do is
41:16get yourself a new wife
41:18and train her
41:19to be our next mayor
41:21to continue our tradition.
41:23That's not a problem.
41:25You mean
41:27I'll run for congressman?
41:30No, you can't.
41:31You're not ready for that.
41:34Dad, what will I do for the next three years?
41:38Well,
41:39I know.
41:40I'll run for senator.
41:44That's not possible, son.
41:46If that's what you're thinking,
41:47you better shut up.
41:49Shut up?
41:51Why are you telling me to shut up?
41:52If you want, I'll run for governor.
41:55You're not ready for that.
41:56Shut up, shut up, shut up.
41:58What do you mean shut up?
42:00You better shut up.
42:02I've been telling you
42:03what to do for the rest of my life.
42:04I'll run for governor.
42:06You better shut up.
42:08You better shut up.
42:10I've been telling you
42:11what to do for the rest of my life.
42:12I don't care.
42:14Shut up, shut up, shut up.
42:15You better shut up.
42:16Excuse me.
42:17Don't fight.
42:18The press is here.
42:20Ah, sir.
42:22What are you doing?
42:23What will you do?
42:25Sir, picture.
42:29Ah, is it okay?
42:30Sir, what's your plan?
42:32He doesn't want to shut up.
42:33Shut up.
42:47Just a picture.
42:48Alright, see you later.
42:58Do you remember Cortina?
43:03And this Unan?
43:15Go buy yourself a snack.
43:18What?
43:38Wait a minute, I noticed something about you.
43:40It's like you're making fun of me.
43:42You're always ordering me around.
43:44Unan, go buy yourself a snack.
43:46Go buy yourself a snack.
43:48You're overreacting.
43:50Why?
43:52What do you mean why?
43:54Go buy yourself a snack.
43:56Go buy yourself a snack.
43:58Get up!
44:16I'm not Jambi.
44:20I'm Judy Ann.
44:22Let's break this up.
44:24Judy Ann Santos?
44:28Okay, whatever.
44:30Whatever.
44:34Why are you here?
44:36Why are you fighting over that?
44:38I don't know.
44:40You know, I was just picking up the trash
44:42and I ran into this.
44:44What?
44:46And Mr. Time, why are you getting mad?
44:48That's your trash.
44:50That's right.
44:52Trash, yes.
44:54How can I not get mad?
44:56My housemate came into my room
44:58and took the trash and ran away.
45:00Is that right?
45:02President, that's illegal.
45:04Going into the private room
45:06is illegal.
45:08Whatever.
45:10I have nothing to do with the trash outside.
45:12It's all food waste.
45:14So, I went inside the room
45:16and peed there.
45:18Miss Judy, please forgive my uncle.
45:20He only needs trash.
45:22He's not a bad person.
45:24Garbage only.
45:26Okay, but give me my trash.
45:28It has sentimental value to me.
45:30Sentimental value?
45:32Have a nice day.
45:34Bye.
45:36Isabel?
45:38Huh?
45:40Isabel?
45:42Huh?
45:44I'm not Isabel.
45:46I'm Judy.
45:48Isn't Isabel
45:50my ex-girlfriend?
45:52Huh?
45:54Ex? Maybe not ex.
45:56Maybe...
45:58Maybe Carmen.
46:00I'm not Isabel.
46:02Isabel.
46:04Isabel.
46:06Isabel.
46:08Isabel.
46:10Isabel.
46:12Isabel.
46:14Isabel.
46:16Isabel.
46:18Isabel.
46:20Isabel.
46:22Isabel.
46:24Isabel.
46:26Isabel.
46:28Isabel.
46:30Isabel.
46:32Huh?
46:34Who's with her?
46:36Sunshine Dizon.
46:38Oh, Sunshine Dizon.
46:40A lot.
46:42It's a good movie.
46:44Susana, please.
46:46Go watch it with Isabel.
46:48Go with her?
46:50Go with Isabel.
46:52So,
46:54what happened in the shooting?
46:56Did you become good friends?
46:58Of course,
47:00we're good friends.
47:02You?
47:04What?
47:06Wait a minute.
47:08June 22.
47:10The premiere night.
47:12June 23, they have a parade
47:14in Manila.
47:16Isabel's showing is on June 20.
47:18Now, we're congratulating.
47:20Wait a minute.
47:22I have something to fix.
47:24I want to fix something.
47:26You want to fix your hair?
47:28Aside from that,
47:30my brethren and Jambi,
47:32I'm sorry to die,
47:34they're fighting over this thing.
47:36I think, brethren, you give that back to her.
47:38You give it.
47:40We want to see what's inside.
47:42What's inside?
47:44There's slimming tea.
47:46Slimming tea?
47:48My goodness.
47:50Why is there slimming tea there?
47:52Diet pills.
47:54Diet pills?
47:56What's this?
47:58Wowee!
48:02There are pictures.
48:04Marvin?
48:06Marvin?
48:08FBJ!
48:10FBJ!
48:12YOLO!
48:14Are you hurt?
48:16What's that?
48:18Biotic.
48:20There are pictures of pork fat.
48:22Why is there that?
48:24I don't know.
48:26What's the comedy here?
48:28Wowee!
48:30Wowee!
48:32You're always I want to be with you.
48:34You're always I want to be with you.
48:36That's it.
48:38That's it. I promise.
48:40My friends, Julian Santos!
48:42Julian Santos!
48:44Let's take a picture.
48:46Let's take a picture.
48:48Let's take a picture.
48:50It's for you.
48:52You're crazy.
48:54Let's go back here. Thank you.
48:56What will happen in this encounter?
48:58Follow a happy,
49:00sad,
49:02and gloomy week of
49:04Muchas Grasas.
49:12Do you remember Cortina?
49:16And this is Unan.
49:22Buy yourself a snack.
49:52Is it good?
49:56Are you tired?
50:02Are you annoyed?
50:06Why are you like that?
50:08You're so shameless.
50:10You didn't even say a word
50:12since we met.
50:22You're so shameless.
50:52You're so shameless.
51:12What time is it?
51:14What time is it?
51:16You're a callboy, aren't you?
51:18Maybe you're picking up gays.
51:20Huh?
51:22I'm not a callboy.
51:24I work at a bank.
51:26Bank?
51:28Here's my ID.
51:30I'm not a callboy.
51:32Okay, fine.
51:34I believe you're not a callboy.
51:36It's already late.
51:38What are you doing here?
51:40Here.
51:42A callboy is picking up gays.
51:46You're crazy.
51:50You're crazy.
51:54Hey.
51:56It's already late.
51:58Why are you still here?
52:00Don't you know that barombados are not allowed here?
52:04Hey.
52:06It's quiet here.
52:08No one's here.
52:10Everyone's here.
52:12Why are you drunk?
52:14Sir, I'm not drunk.
52:16Why are you walking around?
52:18I'm not drunk.
52:20You're drunk.
52:22You're a callboy.
52:34It's already late.
52:36Why are you still here?
52:40Maybe you have drugs.
52:42Maybe you have a deadly weapon.
52:44Really?
52:46You should go home.
52:48What if something happens to you on the street?
52:50It's already late.
52:52You know what?
52:54It's dangerous.
53:04Yes, we made it, guys.
53:06There.
53:08We're sharing again.
53:10We showed a very happy
53:12to the highest level of entertainment.
53:14Right, friends?
53:16Yes.
53:18I hope you enjoyed it because we...
53:20We enjoyed it.
53:22Tomorrow, my idol, Kap, will come again.
53:24And next,
53:26celebrity turn.
53:28Of course.
53:30My show will be on July 17
53:32in Araneta.
53:34Wow.
53:36I'll be watching Marinara every day.
53:38Marinara.
53:40Watch our show on July 15.
53:42And of course,
53:44Wendel's movie, Sabet.
53:46Watch it, too.
53:50See you next week
53:52here at...
53:54Pagoda.
53:56Thank you very much.
54:08Thank you very much.
54:18Cut.
54:20This is a star talk show
54:22with Lolit Tulis and Rosana Roses.
54:24Rosa.
54:26They...
54:30Papaya Guano
54:32is saying...
54:34Four.
54:36Oh.
54:38Four.
54:40I believe in your gimmick.
54:42One more thing.
54:46Sorry.
54:58Especially
55:00to my son.
55:06You're a ball boy, right?
55:08You're a ball boy, right?
55:10Right?
55:12Okay.