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01:00Good old New York with its smog, riots, stick-ups and hijackings.
01:04I can certainly see why they call it Fun City.
01:11Charlie! Do you see what I see?
01:14Holy hoppin' horn toads! It's a nightmare on wheels!
01:17Let's make tracks!
01:19I'm with you!
01:23New York City will be a great education for Wednesday and Pugsley too.
01:28Yeah! I can hardly wait to see the Vampire State Building.
01:31And I'm simply dying to get that recipe for the East River.
01:35It'd make a really far-out witch's brew.
01:38Look! We're coming to a sign!
01:40Lincoln Tunnel ahead. Have Toll ready.
01:43That's you, Cousin It!
01:45No, no, Uncle Fester. It says Toll, not Troll.
01:50Don't feel bad, Cousin It. Someday someone will want you.
01:58I don't remember leaving a call for this hour.
02:02What were you doing in that vault?
02:04Well, I needed a safe place to sleep.
02:06There's lots of disreputable characters running around, you know.
02:10You don't say.
02:11Now beat it. Go find someplace else to park.
02:14Park? Park! What a great idea!
02:17Thanks for the suggestion.
02:19You're welcome, Uncle Fester.
02:21See you later, Uncle Fester.
02:23See you later, Uncle Fester.
02:25See you later, Uncle Fester.
02:27Thanks for the suggestion.
02:31Hello. We're the Adams family.
02:33We've come to pay our respects to your fair city.
02:36Never mind paying your respects. Just pay your fare.
02:39You heard the man, Lurch.
02:45Wasn't that sweet of him, giving us all that spending money.
02:52And look at that, Morticia. A motorcycle escort, too.
02:56And they say New Yorkers aren't friendly.
03:04Why, New York is nothing but a dank, clammy, gloomy cave.
03:08I like it already.
03:10This isn't the city, Grandmama. It's the Lincoln Tunnel.
03:13New York City is full of skyscrapers and bright lights.
03:16Oh, darn it. You know what bright lights do to my complexion.
03:20Don't worry, Granny. This box machine will take care of everything.
03:26Uh-oh. Looks like Uncle Fester's fiddle with the fog flicker.
03:30I can't see my hand in front of my face.
03:35Pity poor thing. He can't see his face in front of his hand.
03:41I'd better use the radar device.
03:46It's a lucky thing we've got bats in our belfry.
03:50Gomez, I wonder where we are.
03:52Frankly, I haven't the foggiest.
03:55A little weather humor there, Corita.
04:06Don't shove, officer. I was just about to move along.
04:10We seem to have arrived.
04:12But where?
04:14Let's use the fog lifters.
04:18There. That's more like it.
04:20The sign says Central Park.
04:22I'll bet it's a trailer park.
04:24Oh, what a perfect spot to set up haunted housekeeping.
04:28Say, I'll bet you're the owner of this trailer park.
04:31Owner?
04:33And what a clever advertisement for a nice lodging.
04:36Man nestled in the comforting arms of his nation's forefathers.
04:39Forefather? I only count one.
04:42Let's not forget our manners, Lurch.
04:44Offer the gentleman a cigar while we discuss business.
04:48Yes, sir.
04:51Now then, we're willing to go as high as eight dollars a night
04:55to use your trailer park.
04:57Eight dollars?
04:59All right, then. A hundred.
05:01You certainly drive a hard bargain.
05:03A hundred bucks? Wow!
05:05I hated to take advantage of the poor chap that way,
05:08but business is business.
05:11Darling, you're such a shrewd negotiator.
05:15Ah-ha!
05:17I've got you this time.
05:24Benny, am I glad to see you.
05:27I've got another Benny you'll be even happier to see.
05:30Benny Franklin.
05:32A haunted snackers.
05:34Where did you get that?
05:36I found a coat of paint.
05:38I'm sure you'll like it.
05:40A haunted snackers.
05:42Where did you get that?
05:44I found a couple of live ones.
05:46They call themselves the Addams Family.
05:48They got a bankroll, huh?
05:50Big enough to choke a horse.
05:52Which reminds me, let's go get some lunch.
05:54Benny, I am surprised that you man
05:56does not live by day-old bread alone.
05:59He don't? Heck no.
06:01He also lives by caviar, by pheasant under glass,
06:04and by lobster Newberg.
06:06Come on, let's find ourselves a little feast,
06:08then we'll pick up that Addams Family.
06:10What for?
06:12Benny, they are gonna help us
06:14get the greatest case of indigestion we've ever had.
06:22Well, gang, time to set up housekeeping.
06:25I've got the moat motor.
06:27I'll be the hand starting this thing-thing.
06:33One moat coming up.
06:36One thing about Uncle Fester,
06:38he really digs moats.
06:40A little remote humor there.
06:43There. Now for the water.
06:45Can we fill it up, Mother? Can we?
06:47Yeah, can we? Can we?
06:49Well, I'm not sure.
06:51Why not let the little tykes?
06:53It's time they got their feet wet.
06:55Well, all right.
06:57Oh, thank you, Mother.
06:59Oh, boy, here goes.
07:01Bat's eyes blind.
07:03Fill this moat to overflowing.
07:10Oh, that was splendid, children.
07:13I can see they inherited your sense of humility, Kirita.
07:17I couldn't have done better myself.
07:19Well, I could.
07:21Where's all the slippery, slithery, crawly,
07:23creepy things that give a moat carriage?
07:26Gosh, Granny, I hadn't thought about that.
07:29Well, I did.
07:31Luckily, I brought along a package of instant swap mix.
07:38There. Now that's what I call an eerie canal.
07:44Isn't this fun, boys?
07:46Oh, yes, Morticia.
07:48All the discomforts of home.
07:51Darling, it's not safe to stay out in the sunlight too long.
07:54It might make you healthy.
07:56Don't worry, Kirita. I never felt deader in my life.
08:0097, 98, 99...
08:03100. Now it's my turn. Hand it over.
08:06You know, sometimes I wish Mom and Dad would buy us a regular yo-yo.
08:10That's them. The Adams family.
08:13I thought you said they were live ones.
08:15They look like a bunch of zombies to me.
08:17And look at that camper.
08:19It's a regular poison ivy-covered cottage.
08:22Don't let that fool you. They're loaded with dough.
08:25Oh, yeah? Well, I am loaded with ways to separate them from it.
08:29Hi, again.
08:30Oh, look, Morticia. It's our landlord. And he's brought a friend.
08:34This is my friend, Ripoff.
08:36Oh, why don't you join us for dinner? We're having potluck.
08:40Yuck. Looks more like bad luck to me.
08:43No, thanks. We came to talk business.
08:46Mr. Adams, I am prepared to sell you the Museum of Natural History for a mere $1,000.
08:52Does it come with sepulchres, tombs, crypts and mummies?
08:56Why, three entire floors of them.
08:58Mr. Ripoff, you've made yourself a deal.
09:01Here's your $1,000.
09:03And here's your deed.
09:04Goodbye.
09:06Well, Corita, that's the second time we out-slicked these slick New Yorkers.
09:11Imagine, darling, owning our own museum.
09:14A place where we can finally hang our hats.
09:17Not to mention ourselves.
09:19Well, Lurch, what do you think of the good news?
09:22Yeah.
09:24Lurch, I know this is an emotional moment for you, but try to get hold of yourself.
09:32Museum of Natural History.
09:35Just think, Corita, it's all ours.
09:38Oh, Gomez, I can hardly wait to inspect our purchase.
09:42Just a minute, folks, you gotta have tickets.
09:44Tickets? Don't be silly, my good man.
09:46I happen to be the new owner of this place.
09:49Sure you are, and I'm the king of Mesopotamia.
09:51Oh, really? Well, you belong in the Egyptology section.
09:54Lurch, see that he's filed properly.
09:59Oh, looks like we bought this place just in time, Morticia,
10:02if that's an example of how things are run around here.
10:05Oh, I'm sure with your organizational mind, darling,
10:08you'll have the place put in order in no time.
10:11Oh, thank you, Corita, for that vote of confidence.
10:15Oh, what do we have here?
10:17Why, it's old Moby Dick himself.
10:19Oh, the poor thing looks so unhappy, like a fish out of water.
10:23No wonder, they forgot to fill his tank.
10:26Chin up, old boy, we'll soon have you back in the swim of things.
10:33Oh, please, Corita, must you be a backseat surfer?
10:40Morticia, how could you? You're a married woman.
10:43Wait a minute, that face looks familiar.
10:46Of course, it's my great-great-great-great-granddaddy, Van Dyke Adams.
10:51He helped purchase Manhattan from the Indians.
10:54No wonder I feel like $24 worth of trinkets.
10:57Oh, can you forgive me, Corita? I thought you were in the arms of a strange man.
11:02Gomez, you know you're the only strange man for me.
11:05You two again, you'll pay dearly for this.
11:08Oh, I already did, my good man, $1,000.
11:11Really, darling, we ought to be getting back to the children.
11:14You're right, Corita. Lurch, oh, Lurch, you-hoo.
11:20You-hoo.
11:22Yes, Lurch, it's time we were getting back to the park.
11:26Oh, this is such a darling place, I hate to leave it.
11:29Oh, me too. I must say, I've had a whale of a time.
11:36Like old P.T. Barnum said, Benny, there's a sucker born every minute.
11:41And it's probably to the Adams family.
11:44I would love to see all Gomez's face when he shows up at the museum.
11:49Oh, just the people I was looking for.
11:52Uh-oh, see you around.
11:54Lurch, stop the...
11:56Look, it was all a joke.
11:59Yeah, just a joke. We'll give you your dough back, every penny of it.
12:04Sorry, gentlemen, a deal is a deal. You can't have that museum back.
12:09That was the wisest investment I ever made.
12:12Then you do not want to see us about getting your money back?
12:15No, heaven forbid. What I'd like to know is what other bargains you have to offer.
12:21Poor exhausted chaps, they must have been up all night trying to search out some more bargains.
12:27Morticia, you'll never guess what these gentlemen just sold me.
12:31I can't imagine.
12:32This entire park, and for a trifling $5,000.
12:36Darling, I'm overwhelmed.
12:38Come in, gentlemen, while I get the cash.
12:42This will just take a moment.
12:44Three to the left, two to the right.
12:47I have heard of piggy banks, but this is ridiculous.
12:50Four to the left, and voila, that's French, you know.
12:55Will you look at all that money.
12:57I am looking, I am looking.
12:59And here is your $5,000.
13:01And here is your receipt.
13:04Received, $5,000, signed number 302768.
13:09That is my pen name.
13:14Oh, such humility, they didn't even wait around to be thanked.
13:18Good old father, thanks to him this entire park belongs to us.
13:22Yeah, but it's sure disgraceful the way people have littered it up with trash.
13:26That's human beings for you.
13:28Say, I've got an idea. Let's all pitch in and clean up this place.
13:32By ourselves? This park is eight miles long.
13:35No, silly, we'll get the animals to help.
13:37The animals.
13:39Why not? We own them too.
13:41Come on, it's this way.
13:42Oh, goody, we're headed for the ooze.
13:45Ooze?
13:46Don't you see? O-O-Z, ooze.
13:52You spelled it the wrong way. That's zoo, Z-O-O.
13:56Uncle Fester always was a little backward.
13:59Let's see, we'll need one of those.
14:03And one of those.
14:04Right.
14:06And one of these.
14:09What's that?
14:10Oh, sure thing. Even thing gets to do his thing.
14:16These ought to be enough animals to help us clean up the park.
14:19Oh, no, look.
14:20Lurch and Uncle Fester, they freed every one of the animals.
14:24You were just supposed to open a few of the cages.
14:27Well, you know how it is.
14:29Once you start biting chains, you can't stop.
14:32It's like eating peanuts.
14:34Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
15:05I hope they don't get into trouble.
15:07New York City is in a turmoil.
15:09Wild animals are on the loose everywhere.
15:11The city is being turned topsy-turvy.
15:13Topsy-turvy is right. Look at that TV picture.
15:17Darling, you're hanging upside down.
15:19Why, so I am.
15:20I forgot I was taking my daily vampire exercises.
15:26There, that's better.
15:27Presently, the entire city is out trying to round up the escaped animals.
15:31I certainly hope they find the creatures.
15:33Oh, they say the poor things are turning up everywhere.
15:36At this very moment, police cars are criss-crossing the city,
15:39searching for stray animals.
15:41Oh, listen, Corita, police sirens.
15:45It's such a pleasant sound.
15:47They remind me of the banshee howls I used to listen to as a child.
15:50Oh, speaking of children, I wonder how Wednesday and Pugsley are managing.
15:56Pugsley, we'll have to hide these poor animals from the police.
15:59They'll just lock them all up again.
16:01You're right, but where do we hide them?
16:02Hey, in our camper. Where else?
16:05Benny, I am tired of stealing the Addams Family money in dribs and drabs.
16:10This time, we go for the whole bundle.
16:12Good idea, Ripoff, except for one thing.
16:14There's nothing left to sell them.
16:16Who is talking about selling?
16:17I am talking about swiping his whole vault.
16:20Oh, I don't know, Ripoff.
16:21It's such a spooky-looking place.
16:23Do not be ridiculous.
16:24It is just a normal, ordinary household.
16:28See? There is nothing to be scared of.
16:31Yeah, I guess you're right.
16:34Now, let us see. How did he do this?
16:38There. Now all I gotta do is...
16:42Yikes! It's alive!
16:45Let's split!
16:50You really gotta watch where you step here.
17:02Whoa!
17:06Whoa!
17:08Whoa!
17:13You still think it's a normal, ordinary household?
17:16Oh, shut up!
17:19Goodness, Gomez, the park looks so cheerful and gay.
17:22Oh, I know, Corita, but don't worry.
17:25We'll soon have it whipped into a nice, gloomy, depressing state.
17:28I knew I could count on you.
17:31You're gracious.
17:32Oh, probably a couple of lepidopterists.
17:35Lepidopterists?
17:37Butterfly collectors.
17:38Wrong! We're lepicopterists.
17:41And we're collecting YouTube bugs.
17:43In other words, you're under arrest.
17:46Under arrest? Whatever for?
17:48Trespassing, disturbing the peace,
17:51destroying park property,
17:53and freeing dangerous animals.
17:56Oh, nonsense, my good man.
17:58I bought this park from these gentlemen.
18:01So, rip-off, up to your old tricks.
18:04Selling phony property deeds.
18:06Oh, I only sold them a couple of them.
18:09Really, Sonny, I can understand you're buying one worthless deed,
18:13but two of them?
18:14Well, it's like I've always said.
18:16One bad deed deserves another.
18:19I'm afraid I've gotta take the bunch of you in.
18:22Arrested?
18:23I'm afraid so, Uncle Fester.
18:26We might spend the next 20 years
18:28locked up in some dank, gloomy dungeon.
18:31Oh, you're just saying that to cheer me up.
18:34Well, officer, we're ready to go.
18:36Hold it! What's that piece of paper?
18:39Looks like some sort of ancient Indian document.
18:42By George, it must have fallen into my sleeve in the museum.
18:46I hereby bequeath all the land now known as Central Park
18:50to Van Dyke Adams and his future heirs.
18:53Signed, Chief Powhatan.
18:55I don't believe it.
18:57This means Central Park really does belong to the Adams family.
19:01Good old great-great-great-great-granddad.
19:05He was always 500 years ahead of his time.
19:08How marvelous, darling.
19:10That means we can live here the rest of our lives.
19:13And even longer.
19:15Goodie, now we can turn the lake into an honest-to-goodness swamp.
19:19And fill the botanical garden with toadstools and poison ivy.
19:23Oh, it'll be such a fun place.
19:25Look, please, I'll do anything you ask.
19:28If only you'll move out.
19:30Move out? But our vacation is just beginning.
19:33And my career is just ending.
19:36Oh, please, anything, and it's yours.
19:39Anything?
19:40Anything!
19:42Will you excuse us? This calls for a family discussion.
19:46Really, darling, what do you think we should do?
19:49Oh, no, darling, I don't think that would be a good idea at all.
19:52All right, we've reached our decision.
19:54Yes, yes!
19:55We'll give the park back to the city on one condition.
19:58What's that?
19:59That one day a week will be known as Animal Day.
20:01And on that day, all the animals in the zoo will be allowed to wander through the park unmolested.
20:06It's a deal!
20:08Do we have your hand on it?
20:10You sure do.
20:11Terrific!
20:13Oh!
20:15Hmm, seems to be a lot of that going around.
20:20Well, gang, time to take leave of New York and continue on our journey.
20:29Oh, now you made me spill my creepy crawly brew.
20:32Sorry, Granny, we took off with a jerk.
20:35I resent that!
20:37Oh!
20:38Why so sad, Corita?
20:40Every time we leave the city, I feel we've left a little of ourselves behind.
20:47I know what she means!
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