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Aired (November 2, 2024): May theme song na agad ang love team nina Jackie at Darren dahil kay Meme Vice. Panoorin ang video.


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00:00Yeah, he does like to joke a lot.
00:02What about your mommy?
00:04She's a great manager.
00:06Tita Angelie is so supportive.
00:09Angelie is kind.
00:11In all of my performances, she was always there.
00:15Is she here now?
00:17Not all her performances.
00:19She's not here now.
00:21She said, all the way.
00:23All my performances.
00:26Then she'll stand up.
00:28I really like her stunts earlier.
00:30Who taught you that?
00:32I don't know. I just do it myself.
00:34Just you? I told you to teach others.
00:36Not the maneuvers.
00:38Can you do it again?
00:40Go, go, go.
00:42Your break dance.
00:445, 6, 7, 8.
00:46Let's go.
00:50I know how to dance.
00:52I really know how to dance.
00:54Flip, flip.
00:56Ah.
00:58Darren is challenging Gob.
01:00He said, split, split.
01:02Split, split.
01:04How do you split?
01:06Showdown, showdown.
01:08Showdown, showdown.
01:10Go, Darren.
01:16Let's go.
01:18I know how to dance.
01:20I really know how to dance.
01:22I really know how to dance.
01:24I really know how to dance.
01:26I really know how to dance.
01:32I'm not good at it.
01:34But I really know how to dance.
01:36Go, Darren.
01:38Go, Darren.
01:40Go, Darren.
01:48I'll beat you.
01:52Can you step?
01:541, 2, 3, 4
01:561, 2, 3, 4
01:581, 2, 3, 4
02:001, 2, 3, 4
02:021, 2, 3, 4
02:041, 2, 3, 4
02:061, 2, 3, 4
02:081, 2, 3, 4
02:101, 2, 3, 4
02:121, 2, 3, 4
02:141, 2, 3, 4
02:161, 2, 3, 4
02:18She knows it!
02:20She knows it!
02:22These are the numbers in Shibuya
02:24Hello!
02:26Sir Ogie's new name is
02:28Grabe Balenciano
02:30Grabe Balenciano
02:32Grabe
02:34His dance is like a double time
02:36Yes!
02:38The two steps in one beat
02:40Yes!
02:42Hey!
02:44Hey!
02:46Hey!
02:48He's good!
02:50He's good at
02:52multiplication
02:54If he's good at multiplication
02:56he can dance fast
02:58His steps are double
03:00He's good!
03:02Are you really a dancer?
03:04I'm a performer
03:06Are you from America?
03:08I just came from America
03:10You bought this at the airport
03:12While you're in Canada
03:14That's what your team gave you
03:16Grabe always likes to wear dress
03:18There's a lot of people like that
03:20And he's only 2 years old
03:22but he's already dancing
03:24He's already dancing
03:26That's why he's fast
03:28That's why he's tired
03:30But he can't dance
03:34He's only 2 years old
03:36He can't
03:38He has a long penis
03:40He can't dance
03:42He can't dance
03:46That's his style
03:48He might kick us
03:50He has a long penis
03:52but he can't dance
03:54It's like when you're doing extension
03:56The high kick
03:58Your feet will be like this
04:00Hey!
04:02It's like when you're dancing
04:04Hey! Hey!
04:06Hey!
04:08His penis is low
04:10His penis is low
04:14His penis is low
04:16It's hard
04:18I feel like you're saying that your penis is higher
04:20I don't want to see
04:22But we're very happy to see you on stage again
04:24performing
04:26We've been waiting
04:28It's such a joy to see you perform
04:30Let's shout for joy
04:32Let's sing his praises
04:34Lift your voice
04:36Why is your penis so low?
04:38It's because he's spinning
04:40It's because he's spinning
04:42It's because he's spinning
04:44Extend your penis
04:46Extend your penis
04:48Show us again
04:50Hey! Come on!
04:52Hey!
04:54Hey!
04:56Hey!
04:58It's beautiful
05:00He's good
05:02International
05:04He's international
05:06He made me famous
05:08Searwheel
05:10What do you call it?
05:12Searwheel
05:14Come on, Bessie
05:16Let's find out
05:18Let's find out the hotel of Madlang
05:20Contestant number 3
05:22From Jackie and Sean
05:24Thank you
05:26Let's find out the hotel of Madlang
05:28Madlang people
05:30Madness
05:32Madlang
05:38Madness
05:40There's a lot of madness
05:42Very few
05:44Let's look down
05:46There's madness
05:48Madness
05:50Here
05:52This is Sir
05:54He's been happy
05:58What's your name?
06:00Randy.
06:01Kuya Randy.
06:03Kuya Randy, are you having a lot of fun here at Showtime?
06:06It's okay.
06:07It's okay?
06:08I'm sorry.
06:11Kuya Randy, what's your reaction to Gav Valenciano?
06:14He's a local.
06:15He's a local.
06:16How about you?
06:17He's a bit of a pace, a bit of a height.
06:20But when it comes to dancing, he's a bit...
06:23He knows how to do it, he doesn't know how to do it.
06:27It's like I'm confused.
06:28It's your turn.
06:29You're supposed to dance.
06:31He said you're supposed to dance.
06:32Do you have a talent?
06:33Chabon! Chabon! Chabon!
06:35I don't know.
06:36That's it, Kuya Randy!
06:44His dance is crazy.
06:45It's like he just had a Christmas party at NBT.
06:48You're irritating.
06:49Christmas party at NBT.
06:51That's beautiful, Kuya Randy.
06:52If you have a local, who is that?
06:55Who is that?
06:56Just say it.
06:57It's MC.
06:58Who's MC?
07:01Oh, it's MC.
07:02It's MC.
07:04Wow.
07:05Yes.
07:06Yes.
07:07He's going to pass.
07:08He's your brother, MC.
07:09Are you happy?
07:10Yes.
07:11Why is Mama behind you not happy?
07:14Because she said she looks like Lassie.
07:19Thank you so much.
07:22Back to you guys.
07:23Okalokalike.
07:27Thank you, Jackie and Sian.
07:28Let's listen to the comments of
07:30Orado, Gasini, and Ganado.
07:33What's up, Madlang people!
07:38Alright.
07:39All I can say is,
07:40I don't have anything to say.
07:42Just kidding.
07:43Physique-wise, you're Kalokalike,
07:46but performance-wise,
07:49the energy is there.
07:51I'm just looking for the moonwalk
07:54or the exaggerated tumbling.
07:57Because your father is pure energy.
08:00So, so much respect.
08:02Either way,
08:03congratulations for joining and trying.
08:06And God bless.
08:08Alright.
08:09Thank you so much,
08:10Orado, Miss Gasini, and Ganados.
08:12That's why, Orados,
08:13you should give your applause
08:15to Alden Shaw,
08:16the Goblin Shano of Las Pinas.
08:19Let's call him back.
08:20He's the contestant number one and two.
08:24Let's see what Orado has to say.
08:29For the contestant number one,
08:31RJ Paring,
08:32the Roderick Paulatin of Muntinlupa.
08:34Here's what Orado has to say.
08:45Not yet.
08:48He hasn't researched yet.
08:49He hasn't researched yet.
08:50He's just wearing a yellow hoodie.
08:52That's his only investment.
08:55He'll research on his return.
08:58For the contestant number two,
08:59Max Cruz and Kelly Clarkson of Alabang.
09:02Here's what Orado has to say.
09:15There's one who doesn't believe.
09:18And for the contestant number three,
09:20Alden Shaw,
09:21the Goblin Shano of Las Pinas.
09:23Here's what Orado has to say.
09:32There's only one who doesn't believe.
09:34So, here's our winner for today,
09:37RJ Paring,
09:38the Roderick Paulatin of Muntinlupa.
09:41Congratulations.
09:42You'll receive 15,000 pesos.
09:46Thank you very much, Max Cruz and Kelly Clarkson
09:49of Alabang and Alden Shaw.
09:50The Goblin Shano of Las Pinas.
09:52You'll still receive 5,000 pesos.
09:56He probably told you,
09:57you've done a lot.
10:00You've memorized a lot.
10:01You've memorized a lot.
10:03I haven't done much.
10:04He's just humbling himself.
10:08Together forever.
10:10You've studied their lives.
10:15Don't be surprised
10:17if you see your face
10:19here at
10:20KALAKALAY FACEFORM.
10:22Now, All Souls Day.
10:24All-out talented speakers
10:27of preliminary examinations.
10:32From Cebu Technological University,
10:35Patricia.
10:36Your voice is beautiful.
10:38Your soft voice is full of emotions.
10:40I really felt that.
10:41From Cavite State University,
10:43Kian Joy.
10:45I like the emotion you put
10:47in the whole song.
10:49It's pleasant to listen to.
10:50From University of Science and Technology
10:53of Southern Philippines,
10:55Seray.
10:56Your style is gentle.
10:57I thought it was just that.
10:58It turns out your voice is also very powerful.
11:01From Patuan College Incorporated,
11:04Vince.
11:05Your singing is very clear and clean.
11:08All in all,
11:09the performance is beautiful.
11:10Who will break the banner of their school?
11:14Find out here.
11:16Only here at
11:17Preliminary Examination of
11:19Tawag ng Tanghalan,
11:21The School Showdown.
11:28Live from the It's Showtime Studio.
11:32The great students
11:34will be the stars
11:36in the wide range of sounds
11:39from different regions.
11:42This is
11:43Tawag ng Tanghalan,
11:45The School Showdown.
11:483, 2, 1, let's go!
11:50Let's hear the voices of the students
11:52who will not be eliminated
11:53here in the Preliminary Examination of
11:55Tawag ng Tanghalan,
11:57The School Showdown.
12:00Make sure that your singing is on point
12:03because there's someone watching
12:05to make sure that the voices are in tune.
12:08Our talented motorist star
12:12is Iron Man.
12:20Matipuno.
12:21It's like Makapuno.
12:22Anak ng Makapuno.
12:23Because the swing is Makapuno.
12:24Chuhi nga yung puno hurado.
12:25Halog-halog.
12:26Ano ba dapat?
12:27Matipuno.
12:28Yun nga sabi ko.
12:29Anga.
12:30Baka magshari.
12:31Galit na naman siya.
12:32Galit na naman siya.
12:33Galit siya, galit siya.
12:35Matipuno.
12:36Ita.
12:37Yes, matipuno.
12:39Motorist star.
12:40Motorist star.
12:41Huwag mong hahamulin si Anne Curtis.
12:43At para naman mabuta sa tamang desinasyon,
12:46tandaan ang pamantayan ng kompetisyon.
12:49Nasa kanilang mga kamay naman kung kaninong tinig
12:52ang magpapatuloy sa paglalakbay.
12:55Our dear hurados starting off with
12:57Darren.
13:00Hi, G.
13:01The ever pretty and talented Clarice.
13:06At ang ating punong hurado,
13:07Oggy Alcacid.
13:12Naka papogi smile siya.
13:14Papogi.
13:15Papogi yung love you.
13:16Paano, paano yung love you, love you?
13:17Paano?
13:18Magaling kasi ngayon ang Lakers.
13:20Congrats, Kuya Oggy.
13:23Oggy talaga yung napaniwala ng nanay niya
13:25na siya yung tall, dark, and handsome.
13:27Love you.
13:28Isang love you.
13:29Wala ko na kanilang camera,
13:31nakakagat na sa love you yan eh.
13:33Hiya-hiya sa kanya si Darren, diba?
13:35Yes.
13:37Isang a-daren.
13:38Kibukaya, Darren.
13:39Kibukaya yung love you.
13:44Parang kanino yon?
13:49Clarice, ikaw mati isang love you.
13:50Si Clarice nagaanta.
13:52Isang love you.
13:53Clarice, isang love you dyan.
13:56Para kay Sir Louie yan.
14:02Alright.
14:03Handa nang sumabak
14:04ang ating unang weekly finalist.
14:06Ipakilala mo na, Jackie.
14:09Three, two, let's go!
14:12Nagpapalit sa tanghala
14:14ng aspiring F.A. Amazing Bunso
14:17ng Cebu Technological University,
14:20Danau Campus,
14:21Patricia Capon.
14:28Patricia Capon
14:29ng Cebu Technological University,
14:31Danau Campus.
14:33Hi, Patricia!
14:35Patricia!
14:36Congrats!
14:38Ang taas ng kanyang boses.
14:40Thank you, po.
14:42Bakit?
14:43Bakit?
14:44Saan mo natutunan niya?
14:46Yan yung tanong ng inggitera, diba?
14:47Bakit?
14:48Ba't masas boses mo?
14:49Dahil po yan sa nanay at sa tita ko, po.
14:52Oh, nandiyo pala si mother.
14:54Saan napili ng nanay mo yan
14:56tsaka tita mo?
14:57Yung nanay mo ba ay makaawit din?
14:59Opo, kumakanta po nanay ko.
15:01Oh, kumakanta din pala si mama.
15:04Yung nanay mo ay may hawak ng CTU?
15:06Opo.
15:07Hi, mommy!
15:09Hello, po!
15:10Hi, mother!
15:12Tare ng kilay ni mother, no?
15:14Oh, away ni Celia Rodriguez, no?
15:17So, mother, kumakanta din daw po kayo?
15:19Medyo, po.
15:20So, na-influenciahan ninyo ang inyong anak?
15:22Yes, po.
15:23Kumukontest ka din dati?
15:24Hindi, po.
15:25Hindi? Sa bahay lang kayo kumakanta?
15:27Yes, po.
15:28Sa may mga papiging-papiging?
15:29Ano ang pinaka-favorito mong kanta noon?
15:32Kay Sir Oggy, po.
15:34Nandito, po.
15:35Ay, sige nga po, pa-sample nga po ng kanta ni Regine.
15:38Hindi, sir Oggy!
15:40Kasi mataas daw yung boses, tapos Oggy Alcacid kakantahin.
15:43Pinagluluko mo ko.
15:45Diba, imburso ni Oggy?
15:47Sige po, Nandito Ako.
15:49Nandito ako, umibig sa'yo.
15:56Kahit na nagdurugo ang puso.
16:02Okay, salamat po.
16:03Si Oggy!
16:04Magaling si mother.
16:06Kinantahin si Sir Oggy.
16:07Oo, syempre kinantahin siya, yun ang hurado e.
16:12Kantahin mo yung hurado para sa anak mo.
16:14Magawin lang inalahat para sa anak mo.
16:17Gano'n.
16:18Ano no?
16:19Si Miss Anne po, idol po ng tita ko.
16:22Si tita naman.
16:24Dali ba sa boses ko po?
16:26Yes, po.
16:27Okay, thank you.
16:28Tayo ba yung magkaboses?
16:30Yes.
16:31Si sample din.
16:32Sample din daw?
16:34Tonight.
16:36Tonight?
16:37Alone for a long time.
16:39Wala namang gano'ng lyrics.
16:41Tonight.
16:42Always got by on my own.
16:45Anong tapang lyrics nun?
16:46Till now.
16:47Till now, oo.
16:48Sorry po.
16:49It's okay.
16:50So nasinigurado mo bago ka tumayo.
16:52Excited.
16:53Kumpiansang kumpiansan ka na may raos.
16:57Ano no?
16:58Kinakabahan po.
16:59Kinakabahan?
17:00Nagbaksa ka nga ng damit dun sa ano mo.
17:03Nagpakita mo ng pabakunahang pabahagi ng ano mo.
17:06Braso.
17:07Thank you po.
17:08Ang ganda niyo lahat.
17:10Maraming salamat.
17:12Okay lang yung kahit mali yung lyrics niya.
17:14Oo, nagkakamali lang.
17:16Mga dumang tayo nagkakamali.
17:18Nobody's perfect.
17:19Okay na?
17:20Oo, okay lang yun.
17:21Nasabihan kang maganda?
17:22Maganda.
17:23Hindi ko nga ine-expect yun.
17:25Magpahinga ka dyan, ha?
17:29Parang siya hindi nga naman daw ine-expect na mananalo ka.
17:32Bakit naman ganun?
17:33Sumasali ka sa isa pati palak
17:34tas hindi mo ka nag-e-expect na manalo ka.
17:36Di ba dapat ine-expect mong mananalo ka?
17:38Yung gusto ko lang po talaga is
17:40magandang performance mo.
17:41Kasi bonus po yung manalo ako.
17:43Ay, hindi.
17:44Contest to.
17:45Hindi naman yung program.
17:46Oo, dapat i-aim mo talaga yung manalo ka.
17:48Program.
17:49Pwede yung maganda lang kasi wala namang ka-contest.
17:51Pero kung contest, kailangan mananalo ka.
17:53Kasi po baka ma-pressure ako.
17:56Tas gusto ko magandang performance mo
17:58para maganda din po yung results sa judges.
18:01And that's one thing that you should embrace.
18:03Pressure.
18:05Kailangan may pressure.
18:06Di ba?
18:07Yes.
18:08Sa water nga may pressure e.
18:09Correct.
18:10Kahit nga sa blood may pressure e.
18:12Yes.
18:13Oo, tama.
18:15Kahit naman sa supermarket may presyo.
18:17Presyo, yes.
18:18Presyo.
18:19Iba yun na.
18:20Kahit si Bruno Mars may pressure.
18:22Pressure.
18:23Pressure yun.
18:24Pressure.
18:25That is what you are.
18:27Ay, mali.
18:28Bruno Mars yan.
18:29Hindi bali pala.
18:30La bubu.
18:33Okay, kailangan.
18:34Hindi pwedeng walang pressure.
18:35Iye-embrace natin yung pressure.
18:37Hindi mo maku-control ang pressure.
18:39Ang maku-control mo e kung paano mo
18:41iya-yakapin ang pressure na ito.
18:43Yes.
18:44Part ng journey natin.
18:45Correct.
18:46If a diamond is polished by friction,
18:48a man is perfected by pressure or trials.
18:51Yan.
18:52Galing-galing mo.
18:53May naisip ka.
18:54Di ba?
18:55Kasi maraming bata takot sa pressure.
18:56Ay, ayoko.
18:57Nasistress ako.
18:58Di ba?
18:59Totoo namang nakakastress.
19:00Pero kailangan, di ba?
19:01Kailangan tanggapin natin yung katotohanan na
19:03mape-pressure at mape-pressure tayo
19:05dahil yun ang magpupush sa atin.
19:07Di ba?
19:08True.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Dapat hinaharap natin yun.
19:11Correct.
19:12Parang sa surfing.
19:13Di ba?
19:14Sa surfing, hindi ka makakapagsurf
19:15kung walang alo na malalaki.
19:16Yes.
19:17Hindi mo may enjoy
19:18ang pagsasaranggola.
19:19Kung mahinang-mahina ang hangin,
19:21hindi mo may enjoy
19:22ang pagsasaranggola.
19:23True.
19:24Yes.
19:25Di ba?
19:26Imaginan mo kung walang wind
19:27na malalakas.
19:28Yeah.
19:29Di ba?
19:30Yung aeroplano,
19:31di naman kailangan ng hangin, ha?
19:32Wind underneath its wing.
19:33Correct.
19:34Totoo yung mga swimmers,
19:35kung walang swimming pool.
19:36Yeah.
19:37Parang hindi maganda yung
19:38swimmers mo.
19:39Parang iba yung nasabay.
19:40Parang malininga.
19:41Oo, iba yung nasabay.
19:42Hayaan yun.
19:43Nakasampa kasi yung sweatshirt
19:44niya dito sa channel.
19:45Gusto ko maging crop top.
19:46Oo.
19:47Gusto mo crop top.
19:48Hindi bonus yung manalo ka
19:49kasi yung dapat ang i-aim mo.
19:50Yes.
19:51Di ba?
19:52Aim to win.
19:53Di ba?
19:54Wala namang sumali
19:55ng beauty contest na
19:56ang aim ko talaga
19:57gusto kong mag
19:58second runner up.
19:59Di ba?
20:00Ngayon,
20:01anong aim mo ngayon?
20:02Yung manalo po.
20:03Yes.
20:04Yung way.
20:05Mindset.
20:06Yaman, Christian.
20:07Mindset.
20:08Di ba?
20:09Yes.
20:10Kasi baka yung fear din
20:11na masaktan at mareject
20:12kaya ayaw nilang mag-aim,
20:13di ba?
20:14Ayokong mag-expect,
20:15ayokong mag-aim
20:16kasi natatakot akong masaktan.
20:17Kasama yun.
20:18Kasama yun.
20:19Ayokong mag-aim.
20:20Ayokong mag-aim.
20:21Kasama yun.
20:22Nakitindihan mo.
20:23Di ba?
20:24What the fuck?

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