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Malaika nay Suna Dein Sir Chakra dene wali Khabrein
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00:00Attention, attention.
00:04Attention, attention.
00:09Welcome back, viewers.
00:10Now we will play a very good buzzer round with our audience.
00:19First of all, Malaika, you ask who all wants to play.
00:23Who all wants to play?
00:25You come.
00:27Wow!
00:31Greetings.
00:32Greetings. What is your name?
00:33Lareb.
00:34Lareb. Very nice name. What do you do?
00:36Law student.
00:37Next, Amanat.
00:39You see whose nose is closed that wants to play with you.
00:43Raise your hand. Who all wants to play?
00:46You come, dear.
00:47Wow!
00:52Greetings.
00:52Greetings.
00:53Very nice voice.
00:55What is your name?
00:56Irsa.
00:56I want to tell you that Amanat has failed in life as well.
01:01He has failed in singing as well.
01:02Stop it. I can hear myself.
01:05Mr. Salim, you see who wants to play with you.
01:08Raise your hand.
01:09Who is it?
01:10I.. I respect people who don't fly.
01:13The one who has a sharp mind.
01:15Because I am also a fool.
01:17Okay, the one with a light mind, put your hand down.
01:20No one is doing it.
01:21Come on, the one in black shirt.
01:23Come on, brother. Wow!
01:26Very nice.
01:29Today we will find out how much we are winning.
01:33Greetings.
01:34Greetings.
01:35What is your name?
01:35Shafiq.
01:36Brother Shafiq, what do you do?
01:37I am a student of LLB.
01:39You are also a student of LLB?
01:40Oh!
01:41Okay, I have some work, Maya.
01:44Today we have a very dangerous contestant.
01:46Okay, good luck to you.
01:48If she wins, my brother is not at fault.
01:52If he wins, I am not at fault.
01:53No, he will not win. He is very kind.
01:57Yes, that's right.
01:58He will win.
01:58So, shall we start?
02:00Yes.
02:00So, let's start with an easy question.
02:02What do you think?
02:03Yes.
02:03Yes.
02:04It's a very easy question. It's a riddle.
02:07I can't think of a more easy question than this.
02:10It is..
02:11Whenever someone goes to sleep, he whispers a tune in his ear.
02:15Mr. Salim.
02:16Five, four, three..
02:18No, tell me again.
02:20Whenever someone goes to sleep, he whispers a tune in his ear.
02:23Mosquito.
02:24Mosquito!
02:26Wow!
02:27Very good.
02:28Mosquito.
02:28Brother, you played very well.
02:30Now, they have scored one point.
02:32Yes.
02:32You have to go to the bazaar quickly.
02:34Tell me the name of something
02:36that moves without legs
02:38but does not come back.
02:41Malaika.
02:42Time.
02:42Time!
02:43Yes!
02:46Very good.
02:47Very good.
02:49Okay, Amanat.
02:50Yes.
02:51Dear, you don't just have to set the shirt.
02:53You have to press it too.
02:54Yes, brother.
02:54No, it's going well.
02:55I was pressing it after that.
02:56Dear, if you don't trust him, try it once.
02:58Put your hand on the bazaar.
03:00Try to ring it first.
03:01What is that..
03:02Let the question be complete.
03:03If you ring the bazaar first, you will have to delay here.
03:06Oh!
03:06What is that which comes once a day, three times a week
03:10and not even once a year?
03:13Yes, Malaika.
03:14Night time.
03:15Night time. It doesn't come even once a year.
03:17Night time. It comes once or twice a year.
03:20Brother, please help me.
03:21I will laugh the most at your jokes.
03:23Oh!
03:24It's a request.
03:25She is being given a request.
03:26And see, she has identified the face
03:29and has come up with a dishonest man.
03:31Wow!
03:32What is that which comes once a day, three times a week
03:34and not even once a year?
03:38Wow!
03:39Five.
03:40I am thinking.
03:40Four.
03:41Two.
03:41Three.
03:42Two.
03:44One.
03:44Yes.
03:45Nookta.
03:46Nookta!
03:48Wow!
03:50Very good.
03:50Wow!
03:52You have got two points.
03:54You have got zero.
03:55You have got one point.
03:56Yes.
03:56So, can I ask you about one point?
03:58What is that which is yours but others keep it?
04:03Trust.
04:04Wow!
04:05Respect.
04:06Wow!
04:07Wow!
04:08Wow!
04:09Wow!
04:10Wow!
04:11This is it.
04:12I want you all to stand up and clap for our brother.
04:15Brother Rajeev.
04:16Brother Rajeev, wow!
04:18Wow!
04:19Well done, brother.
04:20Well done, brother.
04:21Well done, brother.
04:22We played it on the second number.
04:23I played it.
04:23I did.
04:24Okay.
04:24No, no.
04:25By the way, trust.
04:26I want you to introduce me to those people
04:29who will respect you.
04:31Malaika.
04:32Name.
04:33Name!
04:34Yes!
04:36Very good.
04:36Very good.
04:37Wow!
04:38Well done.
04:39Okay, dear.
04:40I will ask you the second question
04:42so that you get a chance to get equal points.
04:44Yes.
04:45Because this question will decide
04:47if he answers it correctly.
04:49It's amazing to just hit the buzzer.
04:51If you hit the buzzer first
04:54it means that you will get a chance
04:56to win two numbers.
04:58And I have made the question easier
05:00so that Irsa can win
05:01because La Raib has two numbers
05:03and Shafiq has two numbers.
05:06So, shall we start?
05:07Yes.
05:07It's a very easy question.
05:08Hit the buzzer first.
05:10And hit it on someone's friend.
05:14What is it
05:16that turns red before it's used?
05:20My..
05:21What are you doing?
05:22My..
05:23My question hasn't been answered yet.
05:26Yes!
05:27Who hit the buzzer first?
05:28Amanat.
05:29Yes!
05:29Amanat.
05:30If you know the answer
05:32you can try it.
05:33Otherwise, you will have to wait here.
05:34You didn't even open this.
05:36This one?
05:37Yes.
05:38Answer it.
05:39Yes, tell us.
05:40What is it that turns red before it's used?
05:42You hit the buzzer here.
05:43Four, three, two..
05:46One!
05:47Come here, Amanat.
05:49Come here, my son.
05:50Yes.
05:51You have to read the news.
05:52And you have to hit the buzzer.
05:53Put one hand on your head.
05:55Put one hand on the buzzer.
05:56Read the news, my son.
05:57Very good.
05:58Read the news.
05:59Very good.
06:00Do it.
06:01My son, even I have dared to do it.
06:03Very good.
06:03Sir, that's fine.
06:04Just look at the button and the belt.
06:07He is a dancer.
06:08He has gone to work.
06:10Pakistan's economy is going down.
06:13We have told the IMF that it's a good thing.
06:15Even the dollar is going down.
06:18Okay.
06:19He ran away.
06:20Okay.
06:21You are better than singing.
06:25Okay.
06:26What is it that turns red before it's used
06:30and then turns black?
06:31This one.
06:32A matchstick.
06:33A matchstick!
06:36Very good.
06:37Ladies and gentlemen.
06:38A matchstick.
06:40Very good.
06:42Very good.
06:43You have won.
06:46Gift line. Gift line.
06:48Mr. Salim, give a gift to Mr. Shafiq.
06:52Okay.
06:53What are you doing?
06:54Mr. Shafiq.
06:56Good.
06:57Study well.
06:58If you want to file a case
07:00your lawyer will say that I am wearing a sari.
07:03Very good.
07:07Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
07:08We will meet you after the break.
07:10Enough with the talks about tension.
07:13Enough with the talks about tension.
07:15Enough.
07:16Enough with the talks about tension.
07:19Now focus on a female.

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