Emmerdale 17th October 2024
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00:30As I walk this land of broken dreams I have visions of many things
00:59But happiness is just an illusion
01:04Filled with sadness and confusion
01:09Hello?
01:10Oh, I've old skills.
01:14All right, my run.
01:17Dad's playlist, do you like it?
01:19Yeah, I mean, you've got to have a playlist, right,
01:21for when you're digging a family member's grave.
01:25Yeah, he wanted his favourite songs playing the whole day.
01:28Very specific.
01:30Yeah, Dad all over that.
01:32Get him what he wants, even when he's brown bread.
01:35Yeah, anyway, about me being celebrant today...
01:40Instead of a vicar at the graveside?
01:42You asked me to, Sam!
01:43What about it?
01:44Well, I mean, do you want me to make sure
01:46everybody gets to say something, or...?
01:48Yeah, of course, if they want to.
01:51I mean, you should say something, obviously.
01:53Me?
01:54Yeah, he's got a point.
01:55He's got a point.
01:56Hell, his son and all that.
02:00You all right?
02:03I just miss him, that's all.
02:05Of course.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Yeah, we all do.
02:12Do you ever clock off?
02:13Well, we want him looking his best, don't we?
02:15Anyone could be popping in today.
02:19Oh, that's not how you do creases.
02:21What?
02:23Liz!
02:24I didn't want to think you'd never seen an iron.
02:26Well, last time he should be ironing his own flaming kegs.
02:28He's a bit busy out there right now.
02:30I've not counselled my clients!
02:32Well, get on it, there's a time factor, remember?
02:35Hey, how we all doing?
02:36Oh, yeah, we're just managing the chaos.
02:38Fastest organised funeral ever.
02:40How's the food situation?
02:42Well, everybody'll get fed, I hope.
02:46Hey, Belle.
02:49Hey.
02:50Now fancy, I hope, though, you know.
02:52Cos you know what he's like, he wouldn't like out fancy.
02:54What, in case all that foie gras filling'll go to waste?
02:57Of course it's nothing fancy, unless you call mucky fat fancy.
03:00Oh, good grief.
03:02Who did your ironing?
03:04It's...
03:06me.
03:07Right, well, come on, trousers off.
03:10What, from a sack?
03:11Yeah.
03:12They need doing again, properly.
03:14Might take a while, mind.
03:15Legs as long as that, you could land a plane on them.
03:17Yes, yes, Marlon's tall and lanky.
03:19Do you know how many chokes he made like that in his lifetime?
03:22All of them.
03:32I've just come to get changed.
03:34Unfortunately, the B&B don't provide funeral suits as part of their service.
03:40You not getting ready?
03:44OK.
03:45Guess I'm getting the silent treatment.
03:47Like a communication not to your taste.
03:50It's ironic.
03:51Listen, Ruby...
03:52I don't want to hear it.
03:55And I'm not going today.
03:58But it's...
03:59it's important, it's family.
04:02You don't get to lecture me on family.
04:05I missed my own mother's passing, thanks to you.
04:09Yeah, I know.
04:10And I am sorry.
04:11Sorry doesn't cut it, Caleb.
04:13Suited and booted, then?
04:15Reckon we'll do.
04:17Yeah.
04:18He'd be proud.
04:19Yeah.
04:20Course he would.
04:24Lydia!
04:25It's nearly time!
04:27Coming!
04:33Oh, Miles, will you pass us one of them?
04:35Yeah, I mean, we may as well start as he intended us to go on, eh?
04:38Yeah.
04:39My uncle's there.
04:40He intended us to go on, eh?
04:41Yeah.
04:42What my uncle Zak wants, my uncle Zak gets, right?
04:46Have you all sat down yet?
04:47As ready as they'll ever be.
04:49What's that?
04:50It's family tradition.
04:52Just remember these two fighting about who carried it at our butcher's funeral.
04:55Fat egg.
04:57You fat egg.
05:00Well...
05:02you all look very befitting.
05:05Are you all right, love?
05:06If you don't feel up to today, we'd all understand.
05:09You know, what with everything you've got going on.
05:13Today's not about that.
05:16Today's about laying Dad to rest.
05:19Everything else can wait.
05:23Right, come on, then.
05:24Let's get going.
05:25Flowers, I've...
05:26I've forgotten them.
05:27Oh, I was supposed to remind you!
05:29Well, we'll have to do without.
05:31You can't have a burial without flowers.
05:33There's plenty of flowers growing outside.
05:34Come on, people.
05:35We can all pick some now.
05:37Right, mate.
05:38Okay.
05:39Yeah.
05:44Cain.
05:46Can I just sit here with Dad?
05:48For a bit?
05:50Yeah.
05:52Course you can.
05:54Just me and you.
05:56One last time, hey Dad?
06:06I'm sorry.
06:08I don't mean anything by it.
06:11I know you don't mean it.
06:12It's not what it seems.
06:15But I had to do it.
06:19I've been through enough.
06:20Do you remember when I was little, and I was having those bad dreams, because I was scared
06:32I was going to lose you. I was scared you were going to die. But you sat me down, and
06:43you said to me, it's all right, I'm not going anywhere. And I didn't think I ever would,
06:55until now. But I am so glad you said that to me, Dad, because you made me feel safe.
07:07You always made me feel safe, and I just wish I'd told you. I was going to come up to Scotland,
07:17I was going to tell you everything. No, I'm not going to let him be a part of this. None
07:31of us are here forever, are we? But I am so grateful that I had you whilst I did.
07:48So how are you doing? Zac Shindig?
07:51Oh, yeah, show my respects. Actually, I'm about to look up, sir.
07:54I think I might give it a swerve. Wife will probably be there.
07:58Still daggers drawn for you two, then?
08:00He's up, sometimes down. Right now, down, in a stabbing motion, so I'm keeping well clear.
08:06I see her at home plenty, like. Don't let it get like that between you and Jimmy.
08:11You know, with him spreading himself so thin, it can put a lot of pressure on you.
08:16Course, if you hadn't sold your shares in the first place, he wouldn't be spreading himself thin, would he?
08:19I'm just saying, it's well worth watching. I mean, he could sell up, spend more time with his family.
08:25I'm just looking out for you guys.
08:27Yeah, well, stop. You want her to sell, that's your business. We can manage, thanks.
08:36Hey. Big day.
08:39I know, can't quite believe it.
08:42Lisa, my mum, Liv, and now Uncle Zac.
08:49Come on.
08:52Have you spoken or heard from Ryan?
08:54Yeah, he's on his way, but I've told him not to rush. I don't want him bombing back on the motorway from his mates.
09:00So what have we got to be out here for?
09:02I'm as clueless as you are, love. Apparently, it's what the big man stipulated.
09:07Oh, why? Going to lead the way in, is he?
09:10All we know is that Zac wanted a big celebration.
09:14Maybe the family just wanted to get to the bar first.
09:19Oh, Moira, don't. You set us all off.
09:25Here we go.
09:35You sure you want me to do it?
09:36Well, you've got the pipes for it, haven't you? Go on.
09:40Okay, folks, dig deep. One final round, eh?
09:46Eric!
09:48Some things never change.
09:49Everyone gives it a dingle, won't you?
09:52Don't they? Many sing the dates to the last date.
10:11Oh, I see. He really is going to lead the way.
10:17I reckon he would have loved having the law here.
10:20It's like he planned it himself.
10:21Surely you don't want to bother us? Not today?
10:24You can see it's a family funeral.
10:26Just come to pay me respects, I promise.
10:28Vinnie!
10:39One last pint, Dad, eh?
10:48What's it really worth, eh?
11:00Family funerals, isn't it? Full of surprises.
11:05Someone's normally arrested, someone disgraces themselves,
11:09and someone always comes out the woodwork, don't they?
11:18Well, this is all well and good, but what of the rest are you going to have?
11:22I can't tell if he's joking. He isn't.
11:25Zack and Cain have barged through the door,
11:28and I'm right at the top of the stairs hiding Gloria.
11:32Do you remember Gloria? No.
11:35Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah.
11:37So she says, he's not here.
11:39He's not here.
11:41He's not here.
11:43He's not here.
11:45She says, he's not here.
11:47But if you don't believe me...
11:49Of course, if you're a gentleman, you would.
11:52I bet you could see the inner turmoil.
11:54Literally. So he knows that I'm in there,
11:57and he wants to punch the lights out of me.
11:59That there again.
12:01And then he said, oh, he is a gentleman.
12:04So he has to take her word for it, and away he goes.
12:08Sounds like you got away lightly.
12:10So you got one over on Zack Dingle?
12:12If I ever got one over Zack Dingle,
12:14you could be sure he'd get one back over me.
12:17Taught me how to box, you know, Zack.
12:19Took a lot of teaching, did it?
12:21Had a few tricks up his sleeve.
12:22I know he fell out with folk, but do you know what?
12:24He didn't hold a grudge long, did he?
12:26Dunno. Wherever he is, I bet Chris Tate's keeping one out of his way.
12:30Or hiring some celestial security.
12:35I need a word later.
12:37Oh? Should I be worried?
12:39Oh, I hope not.
12:40Right, Cain, I'm gonna get this lot quiet, OK?
12:43You've got a job to do, head of the family and all that now.
12:45Look, don't, seriously.
12:46Oh, just shush.
12:48Right, ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?
12:52Shut your gobs!
12:57Right, have we all got a drink?
12:59Yeah.
13:01Good.
13:03Cos today...
13:05..we're celebrating the life of Zack Dingle.
13:08In style.
13:10Which means all the drinks are on us.
13:12Don't we all just chip in?
13:15Cain.
13:19Erm...
13:22So, Dad...
13:24..Zack Dingle.
13:26Zack Dingle!
13:30What?
13:31That was never mentioned when we first applied.
13:35All right. All right, yeah, I'll get it all put in place.
13:38Bye now.
13:40All right? Everything OK?
13:42Yeah, just the bank being their usual helpful self.
13:45It's fine, I'm dealing with it.
13:49You want me to clarify that we own the haulage, all of it.
13:52Well, that's the plan.
13:54Yeah, but that's not good enough.
13:56They want it in writing that we've acquired the Ulster Bank by tomorrow.
13:59And the loan's dependent on it.
14:01They never said that before.
14:03You need to sort this with Jimmy.
14:05Yes, Jay, I will.
14:07Right now, I've got a wake to get to.
14:10It's a beginner, can't be it.
14:12Six, seven, eight.
14:14You're skidding, baby, it's driving me crazy
14:17My obsession from a Western dance floor date
14:20A rodeo Romeo
14:22Now I ride from head to toe
14:24Make you mad, get you high
14:26Six, seven, eight.
14:28Steps? Has Zack put steps on his playlist?
14:31Yeah, he used to dance to it when our bell was at the top.
14:34I caught him doing a routine once.
14:44Looking wistful.
14:46Oh, I was just remembering.
14:48Zack, me and Eric in that back room
14:51getting tanked on the good stuff.
14:53With her toasting your mum.
14:55Saying what a wonderful woman she were.
14:57Just three old guys shooting their brains.
15:00Nice!
15:01Comparing notes on me mum.
15:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
15:04They were very respectful.
15:06He were a great respecter of women, with Zack.
15:09Yeah, hard to tell he was the love of his life, really.
15:12I mean, you've got Nellie, me mum.
15:16My money's on Lisa.
15:18Weren't there another one and all?
15:20Er, Joni, were it?
15:22We don't talk about her.
15:24Are you crazy?
15:26You've just drank!
15:28Dei Rodeo!
15:32Er, is it really appropriate to be filming this?
15:35It's for Samson.
15:36He's not here to say his goodbyes, is he?
15:38Yeah, well, come and get my day release.
15:40Sorry.
15:41I hate thinking of him in prison today of all days.
15:44Oh, you did your best, love.
15:46Can't help feeling guilty, though, can I?
15:48Won't let him down.
15:52Oh, first time seeing you today.
15:54Yeah, sorry. Been with Ruby.
15:56She's not coping too well, losing her mum and that.
16:00How are you bearing up?
16:03We all deal with things differently.
16:06Mum Nae didn't stay away on my account.
16:09Well, Tracy tried contacting him, apparently.
16:12But he didn't get back to her.
16:13I mean, maybe he didn't get the message.
16:19Zacks.
16:20Well, we could hardly send him off without it.
16:23You know, there's a very appropriate old song for that.
16:29Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:33THEY LAUGH
16:34On Ilkley Moor by Tatt.
16:38Come on!
16:39Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:44Where hast thou been since I saw thee?
16:48On Ilkley Moor by Tatt.
16:50Where is that?
16:51Where is that?
16:52On Ilkley Moor by Tatt.
16:54On Ilkley Moor by Tatt.
16:59There's been a court in Mary Jane.
17:02Well, the big man wanted a celebration.
17:04He did.
17:05Look, we're gonna be getting the show on the road,
17:07getting him up for burial.
17:09I think you need to go and spend some time with Ruby, you know?
17:13Live for the living, yeah?
17:15I'll see you later.
17:18On Ilkley Moor by Tatt.
17:20Where is that?
17:21On Ilkley Moor by Tatt.
17:23On Ilkley Moor by Tatt.
17:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:34Sorry to pull you out of there.
17:37But I wanted to speak somewhere less busy.
17:40Yeah, not like any funeral I've ever been to.
17:43No.
17:44Look, a day like today, well, it gets you thinking
17:48about what's important.
17:50And I was watching them all together.
17:53The Dingles.
17:54You know, I was one...
17:57Anyway, I started thinking about home.
18:00My home, I mean.
18:03Kim Tate, struggling for words.
18:05This is a first.
18:08It wasn't long ago that we had a house full up there.
18:12But now...
18:13Well, it's just you and Will rattling around,
18:16wondering how many rooms you've got to avoid each other in.
18:19Something like that.
18:21Look, I might be completely off track here,
18:24but is this you asking me and Thomas to move back in?
18:28Would you consider it?
18:30Yeah.
18:31I could take some rattling around.
18:33And now that Evan being there isn't an issue.
18:36That's great.
18:41Up, up, up.
18:42Be careful.
18:43You'll have to go lower.
18:44Lower?
18:45Yeah, lower than that.
18:46All hail Cleverlobber Tate!
18:48All hail Cleverlobber Tate!
18:50All hail!
18:51Shh!
18:58All right.
19:10All right.
19:41DOOR OPENS
19:53How are we doing?
19:57How do you think?
20:00OK, do you know what?
20:02There comes a point where...
20:03What do you want from me?
20:06To be forgiven.
20:09I am sorry. I really am.
20:13Look, when I heard that your mum wanted to see you,
20:16I just thought there might be a chance of...
20:20I don't know.
20:22Something like what I've just seen today.
20:25A loving family saying goodbye to their equally loving dad,
20:28but I knew that I had to lay the groundwork for that.
20:33That is why I went.
20:35I promise.
20:39You still haven't said why she wanted to see me.
20:46If you went over there to make us whole,
20:50you must have told her that.
20:52So go on, then.
20:55What did my loving mother say back, Caleb?
21:08SHE SIGHS
21:14How are we kicking this off, then?
21:16Marlowe's running things.
21:18Yes. Right, I'll...
21:20I'll start then, shall I?
21:22Well, you are supposed to be in charge.
21:24Well, I don't know. I've never run a funeral before,
21:26which, as a chef, is considered a win.
21:28Well, getting on with it might be a start.
21:30Dear God!
21:32This family couldn't organise its way out of a paper bag.
21:39I mean...
21:41I'll flip and do it.
21:43The one and only Tina Dingles.
21:45What, my sister?
21:47I don't know what you're all staring at.
21:50Did you seriously think I won't come?
21:52Mum?
22:06What the hell are you doing here?
22:08I could say the same to you.
22:10Big brother.
22:12Can you imagine how it felt?
22:14Learning you weren't my cousin any more.
22:17But whatever he got up to with your mum...
22:20Oh, classy, bringing that up at his funeral.
22:22He would have told me that.
22:24I've got every right to pay my respects.
22:26You didn't respect him when he was alive.
22:28It were you.
22:30That's our Belle.
22:32Someone else you've never bothered to get to know.
22:34As in your sister.
22:36Your little Belle? No way.
22:38Yeah, she's done a lot of growing up in 25 years.
22:40How do you even know she exists?
22:42I know everything about everyone.
22:44Mainly cos she told me.
22:46Ex-con.
22:48Ex-con.
22:50Ex-con.
22:52Ex-con.
22:54Oh, ex-con.
22:56All done so well.
22:58She also told me my dad were dead.
23:00Unlike the rest of you, so thanks for that.
23:02I just stayed in contact with her, you know.
23:04Christmas cards and stuff.
23:06And funeral invitations, apparently.
23:08It's nice to meet you, Auntie Tina.
23:10And you.
23:12I want to say...
23:14I want to say, er...
23:18Vinnie.
23:20Heard a lot about you.
23:22Did I stop being Dad's daughter
23:24cos I wasn't around to suck up to him?
23:26Yeah, I'm looking at you, Charity.
23:28You were the worst when we were growing up.
23:32As I said,
23:34I'm here to pay my respects.
23:36Like the rest of you.
23:38Yeah, and what else?
23:40Cos, come on, we all know what you're like.
23:42Far be it from me to interfere,
23:44but can we do this after?
23:46I don't know what Zak would think.
23:48I'm sure he wouldn't want us all bickering over his casket.
23:50Yeah, I suppose he's got a point.
23:52So, where were we?
23:54Marlon?
23:56Right.
23:58OK.
24:00We're here to say goodbye
24:02to Zak.
24:04Our...
24:06Our patriarch.
24:08Get in with his big words.
24:10He was a loving husband,
24:12grandad, brother,
24:14uncle,
24:16and Dad.
24:18And he'll be
24:20really missed.
24:22Caleb!
24:24Tell me what my dying
24:26mother wanted from me!
24:28To twist the knife one final time.
24:30There.
24:32Are you happy?
24:34Not really.
24:36She was the poisonous witch that she always was.
24:38She called you all sorts.
24:40Look, I don't really want to go into it.
24:42It doesn't help anyone.
24:44All sorts? Like what?
24:46What does it matter?
24:48I need to know.
24:50What? You want the actual words, all right?
24:52Little whore. Those were two of them.
24:54And there was plenty more besides.
24:56You know what she was like.
24:58SIGHS
25:06She wasn't a nice
25:08person, Ruby.
25:14Come here.
25:16Don't.
25:18I'm OK.
25:22I mean...
25:24I had
25:26thought that might be it.
25:30You can see why I didn't want to tell you,
25:32can't you?
25:34I suppose.
25:38I just...
25:40hoped something might have
25:42changed.
25:44Well, she's gone now.
25:46For good.
25:48We just...
25:50have to accept it
25:52and move on.
26:06And he wanted music.
26:08He wanted these songs played while
26:10each of us took a quiet moment to think
26:12about him.
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27:48What's all this?
27:50A few welcome home gifts.
27:52Gabby and Thomas are moving back,
27:54making the most of having a family.
27:56Buying one more like.
27:58How much did this lot cost?
28:00And what on earth's that got to do with you?
28:02I don't know if you remember, but Dawn's on her up as her Billy and the kids.
28:06I could hardly forget, could I?
28:08Well, you made such a big deal about mecking up with them,
28:11but now Gabby's bringing home little Prince Thomas,
28:14they obviously don't matter.
28:16Excuse me?
28:18You're accusing me of buying a family one minute,
28:21and then the next you're up on your high horse
28:23because I'm not throwing money Dawn's way.
28:26What, to keep things equal, is that it?
28:28Oh, my, bad for thinking that way.
28:30Yesterday I gave Dawn that loan she wanted.
28:33Towards a car and groceries, things they needed.
28:37I think she appreciated it.
28:40After all, I was able to provide where you pretty much failed
28:45and are constantly failing.
28:59I'm supposed to say what you meant to me.
29:02Dad...
29:04..when I first arrived here...
29:08..I was all over the place and...
29:12..lashing out and that.
29:16And you...you took me in.
29:19Treated me like a...
29:26I can't. I can't do this.
29:29I can't. I can't do this. It's OK, it's OK.
29:36You didn't like it and my cooking was too fancy.
29:41You always cleared your plate.
29:45Sleep well, Uncle Zak.
29:51You were the best great-grandad.
29:56You made us strong.
29:59You always told it like it was.
30:02I love you, Uncle Zak.
30:04You were never afraid to tell me when I was wrong.
30:09But you always backed me up when I was right.
30:20You always loved a laugh and a...
30:22..and a drink.
30:25I miss you, Uncle Zak.
30:30You welcomed me into your home.
30:35I'll never forget.
30:37You called me Dingle.
30:39And you made me so proud to be one.
30:46You always looked after me, Uncle Zak.
30:49Cos I was family.
30:51And nothing was more important to you than that.
31:00I'll never forget you.
31:04None of us will.
31:07Ever.
31:14PHONE RINGS
31:17For God's sake. Hang on.
31:19That could have been important. Shut up.
31:21Is it possible you could try not making a show of yourself,
31:24you know, considering what's happening?
31:26Is it possible you could try winding your neck in?
31:28OK.
31:30Now is not the time.
31:32This is wrong.
31:34This is all wrong.
31:39Hello. It's the man I was about to call.
31:41Aren't we the happy pair, then?
31:44I need to know where you're at.
31:46At?
31:48Fulfilling your side of the bargain.
31:50Are we talking about Kim here? Who else?
31:52So?
31:54The thing is, the plan included me getting all of the haulage,
31:56but right now I'm still waiting on Jimmy's shares, aren't I?
31:58I have got no idea what your brilliant plan is,
32:01nor any proof that you'll actually push it through.
32:03OK.
32:05I hear you. I get where you're coming from.
32:07But I promise you, all that's in hand.
32:09It's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about anyway, actually.
32:12Go on.
32:14Paperwork.
32:16Talking Kims. Tax returns.
32:18Bank statements. That kind of thing.
32:20I'll get my lawyers to have a look, see if there aren't any,
32:23anomalies, weaknesses.
32:26You're pretty much the only person that could do that.
32:29And that'll get things moving, will it?
32:31Yeah, of course it will. That, along with Jimmy's shares.
32:38Belle?
32:42Belle, are you OK?
32:44No, I'm not OK, cos it's Dad's funeral and everything's wrong.
32:47I know it's a lot to take in right now,
32:49a sister turning up out of the blue that you never met before,
32:52but today's about saying goodbye to your Dad, isn't it?
32:55And, like Paddy says, that can wait.
32:57It's about focusing on what's important.
32:59Yeah, which is what I'm doing.
33:06Mum's ashes.
33:08This is where we kept them.
33:10What's left of them.
33:12Mum and Dad need to be together.
33:15Oh, Belle, I'm sorry. I thought this was about Tina.
33:19Course this isn't about Tina.
33:21I don't care about her, I don't know her, do I?
33:23But this...
33:25This is what matters.
33:27For Dad and for Mum, and...
33:29I'm not going to let them down again.
33:31I'm sorry, when have you ever...
33:33Please, I'm not trying to make this about me.
33:36Mum, did we just give your damn phone back?
33:39When and only when this is over.
33:41Look, it's you. You can't be trusted.
33:43No. I could just take it.
33:45Yeah, I'd like to see you try, yeah?
33:47There's easy enough room for two in there. Easy.
33:52Maybe we should go and see what's happening.
33:54Might have to postpone.
33:57Hey, you all right?
34:00Mum's ashes.
34:03Course. Come on, we're reconvening.
34:18Bye, Dad.
34:22Bye.
34:28This is so you and Mum can be together.
34:32Forever.
34:35And I hope I see you both again.
34:41Rest in peace.
34:51Bye.
35:02Do you want to tell me why there's so many photos of our house on this phone?
35:17Well, you've still not answered my question.
35:19Aren't they the right time?
35:20Like there's ever a right time.
35:22But that's why you're here, innit?
35:23I don't know what you're on about.
35:25They're just snaps.
35:26What?
35:27People don't take snaps of a house.
35:28But it's not this one.
35:29Unless you're planning on flogging it.
35:31Stop being so melodramatic.
35:32I would never invite you to the funeral for nothing.
35:34Telling me about my own dad's funeral does not make you a saint.
35:37What?
35:38Are you cashing in on my uncle's head before he's even cold?
35:40Make him Aunt Theresa, does it?
35:41I'm entitled to this house like anyone.
35:43Please.
35:44I am still his daughter.
35:46Whatever you lot think.
35:48What's going on?
35:49She's got photos of the house on her phone.
35:51So?
35:52So? It's obvious, innit?
35:53She's trying to sell it from under us.
35:54Oh, get over yourself.
35:56I was just going to show off some pics to the estate agent.
35:59See what it's worth.
36:00Me dad wouldn't have bothered to get a will.
36:02So his kids should all get an equal share.
36:04Are you kidding me?
36:06That's our house.
36:08Yeah?
36:09Well, now he's gone.
36:11So it's my house too.
36:14Have you sorted our little problem out yet?
36:17Yeah, kind of.
36:19I've put it in writing.
36:21I've told the bank we own all of the haulage.
36:24But we don't.
36:25But we will.
36:26We don't, though.
36:28Do it. You can't just go lying to the bank, Caleb.
36:30I already have. It's done.
36:32Look, it's only a matter of time anyway, innit?
36:35I've spoken to Will. He's on the case.
36:37He's going to get us all of Jimmy's shares.
36:39I promise.
36:43This is your fault for inviting her in the first place.
36:45A few Christmas cards don't mean I'm giving her out.
36:47Right, maybe we all just stop shouting.
36:49She can't take her home off us, can she?
36:51She can give it a good go. Same old gold digger she always was.
36:54Don't you dare call me that, Chas Dingle.
36:56Everyone, shut up!
36:58Why? So she can talk her way out of it?
37:00She can't, actually.
37:02Actually?
37:03Remind me who the hell you are when you're at home.
37:05When I'm at home?
37:07Or anywhere else, for that matter.
37:09My name's Lydia, and I'm Sam's wife.
37:11Your sister-in-law.
37:12How do you manage that, Sammy?
37:14She backward and all.
37:16Oh, come off it.
37:18We all know you're lucky to get married once, but twice?
37:21Our Sam can't even count that far.
37:23Argh!
37:28Slag off my Sam again, and I'll make you wish you'd never been born.
37:32And as for the house,
37:33Zak did make a will, and he had me look after it.
37:36That letter that Cain gave me in the house.
37:38So he's left the place to Sam, Belle and Cain.
37:42I hope you've got a decent dry cleaner.
37:45Hang on a minute, is that...?
37:47Why, Tina Dingle, is that a tag?
37:50Yeah.
37:51Yeah, so what?
37:52Don't tell me none of you have ever worn one, cos I won't believe you.
37:55So we've been a naughty girl, then, have we?
37:57Ex-con. Ex-con. Ex-con.
38:03Hey.
38:05How was the walk?
38:06Well, I didn't get very far.
38:08I had a phone call from Fiona.
38:12Oh. What did the friendly family lawyer have to say for herself?
38:16It was about the will reading.
38:18Actually, she's been a lot more helpful lately.
38:20Well, either way, I reckon you're best off leaving all that with me.
38:23I'm co-executor, right? I'll sort it.
38:25No, I want to be there.
38:26She was just giving me a heads-up so it wouldn't be a shock.
38:30How do you mean, shock?
38:32Apparently, a payment went out from my mum's account
38:35just before she died. A big one.
38:37Fiona's worried someone might have tried to scam her,
38:40so she's going to do some digging.
38:42Anyway, she'll give us the details tomorrow.
38:51You are paying for the dry cleaning.
38:53You any idea how much this dress cost?
38:55No sales on a Primark this week, then.
38:57Oh, so soon, we.
38:59I could. I know lots of lawyers.
39:01Really? Cos that tag tells us they're pulling the weight.
39:05Oi, Tina Dingle!
39:07We're not supposed to go wandering, are we?
39:09Oh, come on, Steve. You know tag's off tomorrow.
39:12It's my dad's funeral.
39:14Condolences. Tomorrow's not today, is it?
39:17Now I've had to come all the way out here.
39:19Afternoon, folks. Sorry to intrude.
39:21Come on.
39:23Thanks for sticking up for me, everyone.
39:27Oh, and by the way, this isn't over!
39:34How are you bearing up?
39:37Hey, you did your best by him.
39:40Dan would be proud of you.
39:43Dan?
39:45Zak.
39:47I meant Zak.
39:49Come on, don't look at me like that. You know how I can get.
39:52I just confused Zak and Dad, that's all.
39:57We need to get the day for this operation sorted.
40:00As soon as this is done, I'm gonna call the hospital.
40:03I'll find out what's going on.
40:08What?
40:11Please don't kick off.
40:14I was supposed to be there yesterday and I cancelled it.
40:17What?
40:18Right, then. Back to the pub, then, is it?
40:21As per Zak's wishes.
40:23We'll follow you.
40:24At least there's one that won't be coming.
40:26Let's hope we've seen the last.
40:28There's no leash over here, I suppose.
40:30It's like what Sam said, isn't it? Family was everything to Zak.
40:39So, um, you cancelled it.
40:42I had to.
40:44No, you didn't. Why didn't you say something?
40:47With all of this going on?
40:49And what if I had?
40:51Was I actually supposed to go through with it?
40:54Be in hospital? Today? Of all days?
40:58And you risk losing your wife as well as your dad?
41:04Yeah.
41:05S-Suppose.
41:08I couldn't have left you to deal with it, Cain.
41:12And I know that everyone else thinks that you're holding it together,
41:15but I know what this is doing to you.
41:17And I love you.
41:19I am your wife and it's my job.
41:22It's all my fault.
41:24No, of course not. That's not what I meant.
41:27You didn't get to put yourself first, did you?
41:29You can't be expected to do everything.
41:31Yeah, but I'm supposed to be stepping up.
41:33That's what my dad expected.
41:39Everything OK?
41:40No, it's not.
41:42Not because I'm messing everything up, as per usual.
41:44I couldn't even hold together at my dad's graveside, could I?
41:46Don't say that.
41:48You can't blame yourself for getting upset.
41:51You did the best you could, Cain.
41:53We all did.
41:54Yeah, but it obviously wasn't good enough, was it? Eh?
41:57Right, come on, we need to go. We need to get home.
42:00You're not coming to the pub?
42:03Everyone's expecting you.
42:05You're edit family now.
42:07Will you stop saying that?
42:09What does it even mean, anyway?
42:11It's just another way of saying that I can't live up to everything Dad was.
42:15And you two, you just need...
42:19Can we go, please? You need to rest.
42:21Come on. Come on.
42:25DOOR OPENS
42:33Someone's got to him.
42:36Maybe it's just the day.
42:40Maybe.
42:45I thought I'd feel better after it were all over and all, but...
42:49I don't.
42:51Sam, I don't know where we go from here.
42:55Cos Dad's gone, isn't he?
42:58He's really gone.
43:00And I know at funerals you're meant to say goodbye,
43:04you accept it and you move on.
43:07I don't think I can.
43:11Cos we've lost the one thing that held us all together, haven't we?
43:21Now it looks like Cain's spiralling and all.
43:24Cos that's all three of us.
43:26We've got to get him back here.
43:29We need to sort this out, even if it takes us all night.
43:33We've got to do this for the family.
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