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Halloween approaches and the age old debate who would "really" win in a fight involving Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers and Leatherface.

Thanks to ChatGPT, it offered its suggestion who it believes would survive the four way battle of the horror icons.

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00:00Halloween season, a time for movie fans to have that age-old debate, who would win in
00:08a fight between Freddy and Jason, which we found out thanks to Ronnie Yu's 2003 film.
00:14But there are more than two horror movie icons out there, such as the Universal Monsters,
00:20Burp from Day of the Dead, and latter day icons such as Art the Clown and Victor Hatchet.
00:26But during the golden age of the slasher genre, there were four names that many would
00:31pit against one another in a fictitional battle of evil.
00:36Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, and Leatherface.
00:42So while we wait for that four-way dance to occur on celluloid, the next best thing would
00:46be to ask ChatGPT who would win in a fight between the four, right?
00:51So in an all-out battle between Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, and Leatherface,
00:57ChatGPT tells me each brings their unique abilities to the fight, but ultimately, there
01:02can only be one winner.
01:04And this is how the showdown plays out.
01:06With regards to Leatherface, while he's terrifying with his chainsaw and brute strength, Leatherface
01:12is more grounded in reality.
01:14Against the supernatural forces of Jason, who's a revenant, and Freddy, who's just
01:19some dream demon, and the near-invincibility of the Haddonfield stalker, Michael Myers,
01:25Leatherface would likely be the first to fall.
01:27His lack of supernatural powers and chaotic fighting style make him vulnerable against
01:32more strategic and immortal killers.
01:35And let's be honest with ourselves, we've all got a soft spot for Leatherface and the
01:38societal situation him and his family found themselves in, right?
01:43Michael Myers, The Shape as he's known, is nearly invincible, having survived countless
01:47attacks and supposedly being driven by an unlikable evil.
01:53His relentless pursuit in strength would put up a good fight, especially against Leatherface,
01:58however, his mostly human limitations, despite his durability, apparently put him at a disadvantage
02:04against Freddy's dream manipulation and Jason's sheer unstoppable force.
02:09Sorry, Haddonfield, your boy's not gonna last.
02:14In the dream world, Freddy is virtually omnipotent, manipulating his enemies' worst fears, but
02:19in the real world, he's vulnerable.
02:23Freddy would try to pull Jason into the dream realm where he can dominate, but Jason's ability
02:28to resist Freddy's tricks, shown in Freddy vs Jason, and his ability to return to the
02:33real world means Freddy's control is limited.
02:37Jason's resistance to psychological manipulation and dream powers ultimately will lead to Jason's
02:42defeat.
02:43So that just leaves us with the Crystal Lake Killer himself.
02:46Jason, as we've mentioned, has faced Freddy before and won.
02:50He's essentially immortal with supernatural strength, endurance, and the ability to regenerate.
02:56Even when Freddy drags him into the dream world, Jason's sheer willpower and resilience,
03:01according again to ChatGPT, before you all hate me on the comments, allow him to fight
03:06back.
03:07Unlike Michael, Jason has faced and defeated other supernatural forces, making him the
03:12strongest contender.
03:14So in the end, after a brutal and bloody fight, Jason Voorhees, he stands victorious.
03:19His supernatural resilience, immense strength, and regenerative powers make him the last
03:24killer standing in this deadly battle.
03:28Until I come along and include Ashley Williams from Evil Dead in there.

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