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00:00Sounds of Isha music – Bollywood song – Jeevan Ek Pyaas Hai
00:22Sabhi ko kuchh talaash hai
00:27Jeevan ek pyaas hai
00:39Jinki hum talaash mein
00:43Umr bhar chale
00:48Koi jaanata nahi
00:52Wo kaha mile
00:57Phir bhi tootti nahi
01:01Yeh jo aas hai
01:05Sabhi ko kuchh talaash hai
01:14Jeevan ek pyaas hai
01:22Sabhi ko kuchh talaash hai
01:44Sabhi ko kuchh talaash hai
01:48Jeevan ek pyaas hai
01:52Sabhi ko kuchh talaash hai
01:56Jeevan ek pyaas hai
02:00Sabhi ko kuchh talaash hai
02:04Jeevan ek pyaas hai
02:08Sabhi ko kuchh talaash hai
02:39Main bilkul maamuli aadmi hu, ek maamuli sa lekhak
02:42Lekhak?
02:44Acha acha, wo jo kisse kahaniya likhte hai
02:47Magar aap kaam kya karte hai?
02:49Kaam nahi hai, bas likhta hu aur kuchh nahi karta
02:53Aur kuchh nahi?
02:54Toh aapki itni aamdani ho jati hai
02:56Ke aap first class mein safar kar sakhe?
02:59Acha, samajh gaya
03:01Aap yahan sahitya sammeelan mein aaye the
03:04Aur un sahitya sammeelan walon ne aapke aane jaane ka kharcha uthaya hoga, hai na?
03:12Jee, aap maaf ki jaye, aap mein andar aa sakta ho?
03:15Aaye aaye, aaye
03:18Bhai sahab, mein zarar yeh darwaza ban kar du?
03:20Keejiye na, shauk se keejiye
03:22Kya hai na, makhiyan andar aa jati hai
03:24First class mein makhiyan aa jaye, toh lagta hai ke hum third class mein safar kar rahe hai
03:35Aaye, main aapka naam puchhna toh bhuli gaya
03:42Jee, Shankarlal Srivastava
03:44Oh, kamaal ho gaya, mera naam bhi Shankar hai
03:49Shankar Prasad Lakhpatia
03:52Hum dono hi Shankar bikle
03:56Kaha thak jaa rahe hain aap?
03:58Main toh yeh train jahan khatam hogi wahi par uthrunga
04:01Aur aap?
04:02Bas jee, meri manzil bhi wahi thak
04:04Haan haan, tab toh 8 ghante ka saath rahega aapke saath
04:08Khoon guzregi jab mil patheyenge deewane do
04:11Mera matlab hai Shankar do
04:16Thodi baad kavita main bhi kar leta hoon
04:18Haan, zahir hai
04:21Zyada bagbad karke main aapko disturb toh nahi kar raha hoon?
04:23Nahi nahi, bilkul nahi
04:32Yeh aap kya likh rahe hain?
04:35Diary
04:36Woh kya hoti hai?
04:40Aap kya karte hain?
04:41Main yaapari hoon, burka dhanda karte hoon
04:44Haan, toh, rozana ka hisaab kitab toh aap likhta hoon bhi
04:47Baqaida likhta hoon
04:49Bas toh yu samajh lijiye
04:51Ki yeh meri zindagi ka roznaam chah hai
04:54Aaj kya seekhne ko mila
04:56Kis baad se mann dukhi hua
04:58Kis baad se sath ke darshan hue
05:01Kin kin maha purushon ke darshan hue
05:04Bas, yahi koch isme likh leta hoon
05:07Iska matlab aap mere baare me bhi likhunge?
05:12Zaroor likhunge
05:14Mujhe malum tha, aap saadharan aadmi nahi hai
05:17Aap ek mahaan aatma hai
05:20Likhye, likhye, likhye
05:24Main zyada bagbad karke aapko disturb toh nahi kar raha hoon na?
05:28Ji, bilkul nahi
05:31Ha ha ha
05:45Lijiye
05:47Nahi nahi, rehne dijiye
05:49Bhai sahab, chaar ghante se dekh rahoon
05:52Aap kabhi akhbaar padhte hain, kabhi diary likhte hain, kabhi kitab padhte hain
05:56Aji, is padhne likhne se peht thoda hi bharne wala hai
05:59Lijiye, lijiye, asli ghee mein pakha hai aur ghee bhi apne haryana ka hai, lijiye
06:04Ha ha ha, achha
06:06Dhanne baat
06:08Shankar babu, aap se milkar ek baat mene tay kar liye
06:12Aur wo ye hai ke main maine mein 20-25 rupai kitabon par zarur kharch karunga
06:16Ha ha ha
06:18Yeh kaunsa station aa raha hai ji?
06:20Ek baj rahe hai na, toh yeh Sarasawan hoga
06:25Kya naam bataya?
06:27Sarasawan, gadi ek minute hi haan ruke ji
06:36Sarasawan?
06:48Kya hua bhai sahab?
06:50Jee, mujhe aap yahi utarna hai
06:52Yahi utarna hai? Lekin aap toh kah rahe hai ki aap...
06:55Aap mujhe yahi utarna hai
06:57Meri bhagbhag se tha aakar kahi aap doosre dabbe mein toh nahi jaa rahe hai na?
07:00Nahi nahi, mujhe yahi utarna hai
07:04Ek second kar aap park ki jayega
07:14Lijiye, suna tha lekhak aadhi paagal hote hai
07:19Bhai sahab, bhai sahab aap itna toh matate jaye
07:22Aap toh matate jaye ke maine aapko disturb toh nahi kiya tha na?
07:53Maaf ki jaye bhai sahab
07:55Aap isi gadi mein aaya na?
07:57Jee haan
07:59Main bhi isi gadi mein tha
08:01Main dekha ke Ramgarh station par kuch log aapko haar pana ke vidayi de rahe the
08:06Jee, waha main ek sahitya sammelan mein gaya tha
08:09Acha acha
08:11Aapka shubh naam?
08:13Shankarlal Srivastava
08:15Srivastava ji, aap toh bade mashoor aadmi hai
08:19Mera naam Jaspal Sandhu
08:21Mera naam Jaspal Sandhu hai
08:23Main yahaan ka SDO hoon
08:25Lekin Gopinath Mandir ka mela toh kapka khatam ho gaya?
08:29Main mele mein jaane ke liye nahi utra ho
08:31Toh phir aap kahan jaane ke liye utra hai?
08:34Yeh toh mujhe bhi nahi malo
08:36Jee?
08:37Jee, mera matlab ki station ka naam kuch jaana pehchana se laga
08:41Aur main utar gaya
08:43Yeh sarsavan? Yeh Pandav Varjies dekha?
08:46Arre bhi nahi toh yahaan koi factory hai, nahi koi industry hai
08:49Yahaan toh log sirf Gopinath Mandir jaane ke liye utar dekha hai
08:52Jo yahaan se 20 km door hai
08:54Aur aap wahaan bhi nahi jaa rahe hai
08:56Aur waise bhai sahab
08:57Mujhe bhi kabhi kabhi nahi jagah jaake aesa lagta hai
08:59Ke jaise wo jagah jaani pa jaani si hai
09:02Lagta aapko bhi kuch waise hi hua hoga
09:04Jee nahi
09:05Mere saath aesa nahi hua
09:07Mujhe lagta hai ki
09:09Is jagah se mera koi sambandh zarur hai
09:13Aap mujhe thoda sochne diji
09:15Theek hai, sochiye
09:17Lekin mai aapko ek baat bata do
09:19Is area mein nahi toh koi hotel hai
09:21Aur nahi koi dharamshala
09:23Ek PWD ka rest house hai
09:25Jo pata nahi mile hai na mile
09:27Aur waise
09:28Chaar ghante ke baad yahaan aakhri ghaadi hai
09:31Main ussi se jaa raho
09:32Tab tak aap sochiye
09:34Achha, namaste
09:47Post office ki mohar toh dekho
10:11Kahan se aayi hai yeh chitthi
10:13Theek se padhai nahi deta
10:15Kuch saagan hai jagah kaha
10:25Puri report tayyar karke
10:26Ek apte ke andar head office pocha dena
10:28Theek hai?
10:29Okay sir
10:32Arey Shrivastav ji
10:33Kahan chal diya?
10:34Arey, ko aapne kaha tha na
10:36PWD ka rest house hai yahaan
10:38Dekhta hu shayad wahin aasra mil jaye
10:40Toh aapne yahaan rehne ka faisla kar liya
10:43Kuch yaad aaya aapko?
10:45Haan, jee haan
10:47Mere rishte ka ek bhai tha
10:48Sudhir Chaudhary
10:51Wo Bombay ka rehne wala tha
10:54Jab uski mata ji ka dehant hua
10:55Toh wo Bombay se bahar gaya hua tha
10:58Dehant ki khabar sunkar
10:59Wo wapas ghar hi nahi lata
11:01Na jaane kahan khugaya wo
11:04Sarsawan aaya tha ghoomte ghaante
11:06Kyuki uski aakhri chitthi
11:07Sarsawan se hi aayi thi
11:10Yeh kab ki baat hai?
11:12Tagriban 8-10 saal ho gaye
11:148-10 saal?
11:158-10 saal ke baat
11:16Aapko ish jagah ki yaad aayi hai?
11:19Jee haan
11:20Darasal
11:21Ish jagah ka naam Sarsawan
11:23Mujhe theeth se malun nahi tha
11:25Dekhan aaj mujhe lagta hai
11:26Ki mai usse zarur dhoon ne kaalunga
11:29Aap toh yahaan ke SDO hai
11:31Agar usse dhoonne mein
11:32Aap meri matat karein toh
11:34Haan, kyu nahi
11:36Pehle poori kahane toh batayiye
11:39Sudhir ka parivaar aur mera parivaar
11:42Bhopal mein paas paas hi rehte the
11:45Hum dono ki maaye
11:46Bachman ki sahiliyan thi
11:49Sharir alag alag the
11:50Lekin aatma ek hi the
11:54Sudhir mujhe takriban
11:557-8 saal chota tha
11:57Meri umr jab
11:5912 saal ki rahi hogi
12:01Uske pitaji sabko lekar
12:03Bombay hi chale aaye
12:05Mulakaatein toh bandh hogi
12:06Lekin chithiyon ka silsila jaari raha
12:10Phir
12:12Meri mata ji chal basi
12:14Aur udhar
12:15Sudhir ke pitaji ka bhi dehaan toh gaya
12:19Bichharne ke 20 saal baad
12:21Main apni patni ko lekar
12:22Ek naukari ke silsila mein Bombay aaya
12:25Aur
12:26Hum dono ne milne gaye
12:42Hum
12:53Mat bajayiye ghanti
12:55Kya?
12:56Kitni madhur basuri bajay rahe hai koi
12:58Bandh ho jayegi
13:00Arre ye awaaz shahid radio se aare hai
13:04Aaya
13:08Dekha?
13:09Bandh ho gayi na?
13:11Bajay raha tha koi basuri
13:13Toh kya hua?
13:14Andar jaakar uske saamne baithkar sun lenge
13:17Tume nahi malom Vidya
13:19Is ghar se humara kaisa rishta hai?
13:30Namaste ji
13:32Hum Durga Devi ji se milne aaye
13:35Wo yehi rehti hai na?
13:36Ji, andar aayi
13:38Kaha se aaye aapko?
13:40Maaf ki jayega ye to
13:42Hum unhe hi batayenge
13:43Theek hai
13:45Maa
13:46O Maa
13:47Kya haan hai?
13:49Maa tumse koi milne aaya hai
13:51Aati hu
13:53Aayiye
13:55Ye basuri kaun bajaya raha tha?
13:57Ji
13:58Main
13:59Bahut meethi basuri ko jaate hain aap
14:01Thank you
14:02Bethiye
14:03Haan
14:04Aap
14:08Aap apna parichay to diji
14:10Aapka naam Sudhir hai
14:13Ji
14:14Kaun aaya hai re?
14:22Jeete raho
14:24Tum kaun ho beta?
14:27Aap hi batayiye naam hai kaun
14:30Nahi paichana
14:32Tum kaun ho?
14:34Aap hi batayiye naam hai kaun
14:35Nahi paichana
14:37Buri hogayo na
14:39Tum hi batayo
14:41Maa ne to kaha tha ki
14:43Charan sparsh karte hi aap paichan jayenge
14:47Tu
14:48Tu Shankar hai
14:51Dekha kaisa paichana
14:53Nahi paichanungi
14:55Ye baat ki charan sparsh karte hi paichanungi
14:58Ye Savitri kisi waah aur koi nahi keh sakta
15:02Kitne saalon ki baat tujhe dekha
15:06Aur ye ye meri bahu hai na
15:10Sada sukhi rahe
15:12Sudhir ye tera wada bhai hai
15:15Meri banchpan ki saheli
15:17Savitri ka beta
15:19Devi ke saamne isi ki topi badalke
15:21Tujhe iska bhai banaya tha
15:23Tab tu teen saal ka tha
15:25Aur ye das saal ka tha
15:27Oho maa ye sab kahani kitne baar sunaoge
15:29Main jitna tumhare baare mein jaanta ho
15:31Usse kahin zyada choti maa ke baare mein jaanta ho
15:36Dua ka choti maa ki beta hai
15:43Aur Savitri hoti
15:46Toh rohne lagte hai
15:49Wo toh hai maa
15:51Tumhare roop mein
15:52Aur dekho ro bhi rahi hai
15:56Tumhare saaman kaha hai
15:58Woh badi maa Bombay aaye toh humein do din ho gaye hai
16:02Yaha ek patrika ka sampadak ban kar aaya hu
16:04Toh unhone hi ghar dena tha
16:06Lekin woh bandobast kar nahi paye hai
16:08Isliye ek guest house mein thera diya hai
16:10Guest house?
16:12Tumhore guest house mein rahoge?
16:14Mujhe upar jaake Savitri ko moodi khana hai ya nahi?
16:17Sudhir, tu iske saath abhi ja
16:20Aur saara saaman leke yaha aaja
16:22Toh maa, aaj naaste mein
16:24Puri bhaji ke saath-saath pakodi bhi ho jaye
16:27Pakode hi kyu, halwa banaungi aaye
16:29Halwa? Arre, bhaiya bhabhi, chalo
16:31Bade sohr sohr phool rahi hai
16:32Aayi
16:37Aau bhaiya
16:39Aau bhabhi
16:42Aa jaye tumhore?
16:44Aau maa
16:46Aau aau, saawan bhar rato
16:52Yeh tumhara kamra hai
16:54Aaj se tumhore yahi rahoge
16:57Bhabhi ji, aap kitchen mein jaake maa ka haath bataiye
17:00Aur jaldi se naastha parose
17:03Badi bhoot lagiye
17:05Tab tak hum doro bhai, yeh sab saaman thikane laga jate
17:08Nahi bhaiya, mai khud hi baad mein laga lungi
17:11In ke upar chod diya, toh mujhe ek bhi cheez nahi milegi
17:15Ghar gharasti ki maamli mein aapki bhaiya bilkul naadi hai
17:19Chalhiye maa ji
17:24Simdiya na
17:26Isme boora maanne ki koi baat nahi Shankar bhaiya
17:28Maa bhi pitaji ko angasha yeh kehti
17:34Pataji ne ek gun kya kaha
17:36Unhone kaha Durga, tum sab kaam kar sakti ho
17:39Ekin ek chota sa kaam karke dikhao
17:42Toh jaano, maa ne pucha kaunsa kaam
17:44Unhone kaha mujhe mera naam leke pukar
17:48Maa boli, tum mera naam thodi lete ho
17:51Tum tum mera naam lene ke bahane
17:53Sara din devi mata jab karte ho
17:56Sara din Durga, Durga, Durga, Durga
17:59Bas, unhone se pitaji maa ko Durga daasi
18:03Durga daasi kai kaha pukar le lage
18:05Maa ka poora naam Durga daasi hai
18:08Aap bahot kharaab hai devji
18:10Maa ji, aapne aapkal sabir bhaiya ki shadi kyun nahi ki?
18:14Are bhabhi, koi ladki ghaas hi nahi daal
18:17Tu kisi ko ghaas nahi daalta
18:20Maa ke saamne joon bolta hai
18:22Iske liye ek koi moti hai, toh koi naati nahi
18:25Kisi ki naag lambi hai, toh kisi ki naag chapti hai
18:28Aap bhabhi, shadi ke liye naukri toh hona chahiye na
18:31Bagayar naukri ke kaise shadi karlo bhaiya
18:35Shankar, pooch isse, kya naukri iske ghar chalke aayegi?
18:39Kabhi koshish ki hai isne? Pooch, pooch na
18:42Maa, main geomergist hoon
18:44Is shher mein mujhe naukri mil sakti hai kya?
18:46Naukri ke liye toh mujhe jungle mein jaana padega
18:49Maa mere sangeet saadhana ka kya hoga?
18:51Are, tune achi raat dilai
18:52Achi raat dilai? Aaj 16 taarikh hai na?
18:55Haan, haan
18:57Aaj toh Taigo aur Bhawan mein Hari Prasad Chaurasia ka ek badhiya program hai
19:01Maa, dekho, bhaiya bhabhi dono hiya hai
19:04Main chalta hoon
19:06Are, kheer toh khaata jaa?
19:08Khaa chuka
19:10Aap mere hisse ki Shankar bhaiya ko khila da
19:13Main chala
19:18Yeh naukri kar le, shadi kar le toh meri chitta khatru ho
19:22Naukri paisa kamane ke liye nahi beta
19:26Iske pita ne itni kunji chhodi hai
19:29Ke teen peedi baat ke khaye toh bhi khatru raho
19:32Naukri isliye kare, ke iske sapne poore ho jaye
19:37Naukri ke saath, sapno ka kya sambandh hai badi maa?
19:40Sambandh hai beta
19:42Isne geology mein M.Sc. pass kila
19:45Iske pita ji ne, jab geology bote ka kaaran pucha
19:48Toh isle kaha tha, ke mujhe desh ghoomle ka bahut shauk hai beta ji
19:53Main saara desh ghoomunga
19:55Zameen ke liye kya hai, wo dekhunga
19:58Yeh hi mera sapna hai
20:01College ki dino mein hi uske pita ji achanak chal base
20:04Kabhi se wo mera bhoj utha raha hai
20:07Meri dekhbaal karne ke liye, sangeet ka bahana bana ke
20:11Naukri karne ki koshish hi nahi karta
20:13Jaise yeh sab main samajhti hi nahi
20:1524 khande mere saath rahta hai
20:18Ab rehti duniya tak main toh jeeungi nahi
20:21Lekin meri hi wajah se uske sapne saakaar nahi ho rahe hai
20:25Yeh hi chinta mujhe din raat satay ja rahe hai
20:28Ab tum dono aa gaye ho
20:30Toh tumhi par zimmedaari sobti hu
20:32Ki iske sapne saakaar kar do
20:36Jaldi hi, Sudhir ke sapne saakaar ho gaye
20:40Jisroj Sudhir naukri ke liye ghar se ruksat ho raha hai
20:43Aaj bhi yaad hai mujhe wo din
20:45Sir
20:46Kaali mein lag do
20:47Acha sir
20:54Sudhir, der ho rahe hai
20:56Haan bhaiya, bas
20:58Maa aa jaye
21:01Bhaiya
21:03Aap toh jaante hain ki mere zindagi mein
21:06Maa kisi wah aur kuch bhi nahi
21:08Ab aap dono aa gaye hai toh
21:10Maa se door jaate hain
21:11Toh maa se door jaane ka sahas bhi aa gaya
21:14Agar mujhe bahut chinta hai
21:16Tum naukri par jaate hain, Sudhir
21:18Nishchunth hokar jao
21:20Main hoon na yaha
21:22Bhaiya
21:24Kabhi kabhi maa ko seenon mein bahut dard hota hai
21:26Dama hai nao mein
21:28Mujhe malum hai
21:30Main har harte Dr. Dayal ko bola kar check-up karwa liya par hoon
21:37Yeh leh
21:39Yeh muffin ghali mein daal le
21:41Daal jagal mein sardi hogi na
21:44Devoji
21:46Yeh baasuri yeh hi bhule jaara hai
21:48Haan bhabhi
21:50Jaanboosh ke
21:52Bade bete aur bahu ke pyaar mein
21:54Maa toh yeh sabhaage ko bhuli jaayegi
21:56Yeh baasuri yaad dirayegi
21:58Ki Sudhir naam ka ek beta hai unka
22:00Suna tu be, suna tu be
22:02Dekho maa tum aisa karungi toh main
22:04Main nahi jaaunga
22:06Badi maa, kabhi iske bina jeene lagi
22:08Toh mujhe keh dijega
22:09Dekho maa yeh foran chala aayega
22:11Haan maa, main nokhari chod ke chala unge
22:13Pochte hi taar kar dena
22:15Aur har haqte niyam se chitti likna zaroor
22:18Zaroor likunga maa
22:20Ling jahaan main jaara hoon woh jangal hai
22:22Shehar se bahut dood
22:24Agar chitti pohoshne mein der ho jaye toh chinda mat karna
22:26Ab chale badi maa
22:28Haan bita
22:30Devi maa ka naam lo
22:32Aur ravaan ho
22:39Us waqt yeh koi nahi jaanta tha
22:42Ki yeh maa bete
22:44Ek tusre se hanesha ke liye pichal raha hai