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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious.
00:18Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright.
00:22Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious.
00:27I'm chop-chop-chop-chop-choppin' with all of my might.
00:31Yay!
00:36Let's see now.
00:37When I shut, when I open, hold on to your breath.
00:43Now squeeze up there, Triggy.
00:47I don't think you got much chance to that turkey shoot Sunday, Pa.
00:59Chance?
01:00Sure, woman.
01:01I tell you, Snuffy Smith is the bestest shot in this here entire county.
01:07Young'un, you jiggled at their target.
01:09Pa, your eyeballs is what's jiggled.
01:12He just ain't fit for no turkey shoot.
01:17But, Doc, I don't need no specs.
01:20I don't want no specs, and I'll bet two-headed polecats before I'm gonna wear specs.
01:26Oh, don't you pay no heed, Doc.
01:28Snuffy can't see no better than a hoedowl in a picture show.
01:32Now, you just read them letters, Snuffy.
01:35One, I can't see with your hands over my eyes.
01:38Two, I can't read.
01:40And three, I ain't wearing no specs.
01:44Now try to hittin' that turkey again with your new specs, Pa.
01:54Great balls of fire.
01:56Now there's two of them.
02:08I'm sorry, it were hard enough for hittin' one of them.
02:11I won't wear no specs.
02:13Now, woman, get that stuffin' and gravy started.
02:16I'm a-goin' to that turkey shoot.
02:18Specs, phooey.
02:28Pa, I hope your face is fixed for pie and pigs.
02:31Hey, Snuff.
02:33Howdy, Clem.
02:34Oh, that weren't Clem.
02:36That were Ruth.
02:38Hey, Louisey.
02:40Hi, Barney.
02:42Pa, that weren't Barney, neither.
02:44That were Ebenezer.
02:47Ladies and gentlemen,
02:49the feature attraction of this year's county fair,
02:52the turkey shoot.
02:54The prizes, the biggest, fattest turkey birds you ever been into.
03:00Why don't they shoo them sparrows off from that stage
03:03and get on with the turkey shoot?
03:05Sparrows?
03:08Contest one.
03:10Model shootin'.
03:12Fire.
03:16Fire.
03:22Fire.
03:32Contest two.
03:34Spin the wheel.
03:36Fire.
03:40Fire.
03:53Fire.
04:06Fire.
04:28Contest three.
04:30Whirlyburn.
04:32Fire.
04:35Missed.
04:36Oh, I have to be careful.
04:38This is my last chance.
04:40These specks are his only hope.
04:44Fire.
04:51Snuffy Smith,
04:53yours the bestest shot in this entire county.
04:57And we would like to reward you with a turkey of your choice.
05:02Oh, well, Pa, oh, you did it.
05:05Great balls of fire, woman.
05:08It's like I told ya.
05:09Snuffy Smith is the bestest shot in this here entire county.
05:17Yes, sir.